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What's the most retarded but believable rrat you've read in this board?

>> No.30618106

>>30617950
Yubigate, I never believed it but there was nothing disproving it really

>> No.30618195

>>30617950
Fauna is removing the other council members so she can have the largest breasts, next up is Kronii

>> No.30618294

Mumei did 9/11

>> No.30618353

>>30617950
Ame is fucking Omega.

>> No.30618398

>>30617950
Gura and Amelia aren't friends anymore.
Sounded like bullshit back an year ago, but now it's the most believable rrat.

>> No.30618456

>>30618106
reflection yab, no way anyone is putting their fingers in that. definitively disproves yubigate once and for all. the reason she seemed to be violently cumming was that she was eating a particularly delicious bathtub of mi goreng.

>> No.30618614

Sana was forced to graduate to remind the rest of HoloEN to get to streaming or fuck off, hency why they are streaming way more now.

>> No.30618691

>>30617950
Sana is Omega

>> No.30619070

>>30618614
Not Gura apparently

>> No.30619078

>>30618398
How could you possibly think that after the off collab arc?

>> No.30619164

>>30619078
It only reinforced it

>> No.30619199

>>30618456
you underestimate how desperate someone can be

>> No.30619354

>>30619164
Nigger you don't go out of your way to make a steak dinner and an unsolicited breakfast for someone you're not friends with.

>> No.30619361

>>30618353
Ame is FUCKING Omega or Ame IS fucking Omega?

>> No.30619450

>>30619070
Gura is safe she's the mickey mouse of holoen the face and mascot

>> No.30619461

>>30617950
that ollie is actually getting BIGGER

>> No.30619513

>>30617950
The Debi/Salome rrat. I believe it wholeheartedly even though I know in my heart it isn't true.

>> No.30619637

>>30617950
Nazca.

>> No.30619681

>>30619361
both, everybody masturbates

>> No.30619832

>>30619354
I did that to people i'm not even friends with. Just common courtesy when soneone visits my house.

>> No.30620742

>>30617950
Migo raped Peco

>> No.30621359

>>30619199
a desperate man is one who thinks with his dick, not his fingers.

>> No.30623406 [DELETED] 

>>30617950
Jay is guras cousin

>> No.30623493

>>30617950
That people here are serious about their obsessions.

>> No.30624479
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30624479

this one

>> No.30624571

Kson was going to change vtubing forever

>> No.30624777
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30624777

The 1/4 russian/romanov thing

>> No.30624819

>>30624777
trips confirm

>> No.30625003

Kiara Subaru accidental doxx. Just a really weird coincidence but not implausible something like that could happen as everyone knows what Kiara looks like and tailing a gaijin in Japan would not be enormously difficult.

>> No.30625041

IRyS has a boyfriend, it didn't made sense before but now it all makes sense why she's always on break.

>> No.30625142

I sincerely believe that Kronii and Ina fucked. I'm 50/50 on Kronii and Fauna fucking.

>> No.30625177

>>30625041
Affirmative, it is myself

>> No.30625251

Axel is Bae's boyfriend and he showed up at that airbnb and sexually assaulted Gura while Calli hid in the closet.
This is why Gura doesn't bring them up and why she has been love bombing the members so much and disappearing a lot (for Therapy).

>> No.30625423

>>30618614
Hololive not a streaming company first of all that’s nijisanji

>> No.30625442

>>30619513
accidently letting slip the desuwa tick as debi and then getting really flustered about it is pretty clear evidence

>> No.30626687

>>30625041
yeah, me

>> No.30626834

That one supposed. "insider" who said that NijisanjiJP was going down the idol route and making all the members do idol reps.

>> No.30626925

IRyS is a Mormon fundamentalist.

>> No.30627044

>>30625251
>while Calli hid in the closet
You forgot to mention she was masturbating furiously

>> No.30627198

>>30625041
Sorry about that, I need to tell my girlfriend to stream more

>> No.30627202

>>30618195
That's cheating, anything to do with Fauna is somewhat believable because of her S tier kayfabe

>> No.30627263

>>30617950
Gura peed on Ame's bed

>> No.30627461

>>30618614
>Sana was forced to graduate
I will trust this part if Sana joins Vshojo

>> No.30627554

>>30619070
>thinking that Gura ever has to stream ever again

>> No.30628052
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30628052

>>30617950
Someone called me gay
It’s compelling enough to be true

>> No.30628440

>>30618353
Ame fucked Sana?

>> No.30628677

Kiara has a gun and killed a person IRL.

>> No.30629443

>>30617950
>retarded but believable rrat you've read in this board?

That Ame was nepotism-hired by Gura. How in the world was she hired in probably the biggest competition ever when Cover was looking for people to fill in HoloEN Myth? Her RM got no idol history, can't sing, can't dance, can't draw, and more importantly got no numbers to back it up.

>> No.30629653

>>30628677
Yeah me

>> No.30629974

>>30618106
qrd?

>> No.30629988

>>30627202
uuu

>> No.30630316

>>30617950
Petra is Cover spy

>> No.30630370

>>30629443
actually shes omega's nepotism

>> No.30630814

>>30626925
She’s so sheltered I could believe this

>> No.30630896

>>30617950
Calli was good looking

>> No.30631021

https://youtu.be/fc7cveclhK0

Flare hates Rushia rrat

>> No.30631121

Notch buying Hololive

>> No.30631136

Amelia shot and killed a home intruder.

>> No.30631173

>>30631136
I need the backstory for this one now

>> No.30631178

Mori was the mixer anon for the Clover Club song project

>> No.30631256

>>30619513
context? I only watched debi clips with lulu

>> No.30631346

>>30619637
I love this one

>> No.30631501

>>30618456
You'd be surprised, some guys especially will do anything. Sometimes it's a power thing, if you think you can get away with anything with them it opens a lot of doors

>> No.30631573

>>30617950
Sana

>> No.30631602

>>30617950
Everyone here is a schizo

>> No.30631751
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30631751

IRyS was the one that convinced Reine that all Americans pronounce "debut" with the "t" audible because she herself believes this to be true.

>> No.30632013

>>30619832
Alright, I'm coming to your house in 2 hours, better prepare that steak and the sauce, I also want a can of beer to go along with it, wait for me anone

>> No.30632729
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30632729

>>30617950
Mumei is not the original Mumei. The Amber poster is the original but Cover found out about the post and her contract was voided. Cover then signed on current Mumei in her place.

>> No.30633552

>>30632729
I belive in the 4 Mumei VAs rrat

>> No.30633633

gura needs diapers.

>> No.30633694

>>30629974
https://files.catbox.moe/pnvq8g.webm

>> No.30633727

>>30631602
Hey that's rude I might hear voices in my head but I don't listen to them

>> No.30633754
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30633779

>>30631602

>> No.30633832

>>30633694
wtf

>> No.30633834

>>30633694
so gross after the RM doxxing. makes me sick.

>> No.30633938
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30633938

>>30631602
well yes that's what the sign at the entrance said

>> No.30635187

>>30633834
gimme some breadcrumbs

>> No.30635244

>>30624479
I wish I knew how to save soundposts because this one is fucking gold

>> No.30635424

>>30633694
What does that have to do with anything?

>> No.30635509

>>30635244
all you have to do is save the image with the exact filename

>> No.30635616

>>30633694
So, Ollie was schlicking it while streaming and played some porn audio? Is that what I'm seeing?

>> No.30635692

>>30635509
but that only saves the image?

>> No.30635734

>>30617950
https://youtu.be/THU09cA9Gpw
ame made gura wear diapers when they met, if ame didn't play into gura's fantasies then fauna definitely did

>> No.30635761

>>30635616
IIRC,
The rrat was something like "Ollie's boyfriend silently came into the room and started fingerblasting her".

There was a schizo post outlining it with timestamps but I don't have the screenshot with me.

>> No.30635844

>>30624479
This isn't even that retarded desu. Any Internet raised millennial has likely heard of Ghost, especially one from Texas.
the real rrat is that she is Ghost's illegitimate daughter

>> No.30635852

>>30624479
I mean, she is from Texas. Though if she actually watches Ghost that would be incredibly based.

>> No.30635869

>>30635692
take the X part in [sound=X], copy it, and paste it into a url decoder site

>> No.30635873

>>30635616
Yubigate covers all kinds of rrats really, from masturbation to boyfriend to incest to her actual dog.
Either way, Ollie was moaning and talking like she was getting some, and if it was a joke she never elaborated on it.

>> No.30635904

>>30635616
in short, the rrat is basically that some unidentified man was fingering her on stream and that's why she was moaning, saying coy things, and wanting to end the stream abruptly

>> No.30636005

>>30631173
Ame is/was a big libertarian and 2nd amendment supporter when a schizo fan tracked her down she wasted him mercilessly this is also why she wants her fans to better themselves and touch grass. The trauma from wasting a schizo has made her take anti schizo measures

>> No.30636044

>>30635869
yeah I just wish I had the image still attatched to it as well

>> No.30636043

>>30629443
The singing always irritated me. Yeah most of Hololive aren’t really remarkable either and wouldn’t be considered for musical careers if they wouldn’t have this job in the first place but ame never once sounded like she was trying. Maybe when she knows she can’t sing she’s so discouraged from even trying but don’t they have professional singing tutorials in Cover? It also sounds like she’s trying to keep her voice down so maybe that’s another reason.

>> No.30636045

>>30633694
real people don't moan like that

>> No.30636102

>>30633694
>>30635616
https://youtu.be/xxD9Z5nN4TM?t=7137
a little fun timeline, will start in 1:58:57 only for context, everything until here was normal.
>1:59:01
two motion insertion, probably first to pull out clothes and panties.
>1:59:05
then the finger goes on inside and loses her cool, screams to cover it up.
>1:59:09
Anya comforts her without a clue of what's actually going on.
>1:59:11
she screams it's not okay to her partner, trying to make it look lie she is scared/distressed, look how little sense this makes for the context of the game.
>1:59:32
little moan.
>1:59:35
big moan following an blissful "it's there" kek
>1:59:41
look how she keeps holding her breath trying to contain herself.
>1:59:46 (volume warning)
Big scream trying to hide an intense wave.
>1:59:49
Mutes herself until
>1:59:52
tries to fill the audio with continuous noises.
>1:59:58
mutes herself again, notice how quick are the intervals between interruptions trying to fool the rest that she is still there, then a big mute until
>2:00:11
blissful jiggle
>2:00:17
heavy breathing, maybe mute after notices how much time she has being without talking then unmutes herself in a bad moment.
>2:00:26
big and long moan, the other two notice that something it's up.
>2:00:30
Ollie notices how deep is her fuck up, doubles down on the false ghost appearance that didn't happen.
>2:00:38
she admits that she is bullshitting pointing at how her "heartbeat" felt it, no innuendo here, just herself genuinely losing control on her wording.
>2:00:44
Reine notices, jiggles nervously, Anya it's suspicious, Ollie on Mute.
>2:00:49
unmutes, fingering continues, she holds her breath.
>2:00:53
Moans, interrupting Anya, says "my sanity is 95" laughs herself with in awareness of the situation.
>2:01:07
she says that she does not wanna go, hinting about returning to the house but this could also mean that she is telling her partner that she does not want to leave the stream.
>2:01:12
falseflags about the fact that she is scared to end the stream soon as possible.
>2:01:38
Reine commits into cover for her, Ollie continues talking nervously, even tries to simulate that she is interacting with chat.
>2:01:50
she starts to sing clearly losing control and maybe enjoying herself.
>2:02:00
Anya loses her cool, not knowing what is happening at this point.
>2:02:04
gasp and moan.
>2:02:09
immediately after, talking to her partner not caring at all about holding the act, telling him to to stop, then mute.
>2:02:20
second time asking to stop, she gained her composure, but clearly it's too late for the other two to not notice, gets really awkward for Reine and Anya, so they stay silent. this is probably the moment when the fingering actually ended or slowed it's pace
>2:02:27
Ollie ask to end the stream somewhat done with the whole situation, she even doubles down before the others interject.
>2:02:34
she ask the others for an answer but the others are a little dumbfounded, I don't know Indog so i can't tell what they are saying
>2:02:41
they get on with it trying to end the game as soon as possible, at this point the fingering continues, or gets fast paced again
>2:02:59
Ollie comes back to the truck, ends the puzzle and closes the door with no fucks given about the rest, probably in anticipation. then muted and then unmuted, by mistake
>2:03:12
with a holding breath, she laughs and moans shortly. continues conversation.
>2:03:21
big moan and smooch sound, body tracking suggesting she leaned away to kiss him, after the others take the part of ending the game trying to cover for her.
>2:03:28
she mutes and the other two are in total silence, without knowing what to do, Reine breaks the silence with a nervous laugh to keep the conversation.
>2:03:51
trying to wrap up the stream on this point.
>2:03:55
satisfied gasp, with this the wave ends, probably lowering his fingering pace.
>2:04:44
another wave incoming
>2:04:52
loud gasp, after this probably ended the whole fingering.
>2:05:12
damage control diverting the focus on manager, kinda referring to herself.
>2:05:38
"there is a lot of salt here" probably referring on how mad Reine got out of all of this.
>2:05:47
ends the Collab
>2:06:31
She gets inside of the closet out of post coital shame and realization maybe, kek

>> No.30636206

>>30636102
do the zomily really

>> No.30636261

>>30617950
That Gura's top 10 anime list was not revealed because it featured too much Cunny.

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30636346

>>30636005
Based. I've seen that clip of her roommate saying she voted for Johnson so the libertarian part is at least correct. Maybe that's why she wanted to have a gun with one of her models.

>> No.30636479

>>30636043
When Ame tries to sing, or sings a song she really likes (kiss me, and other pre karafun era songs), she honestly isn't that bad. Thing is, she just seems to like to screw around and have fun when doing karaoke streams rather than use it as actual live performance practice. It does make them have a SOVL of their own though.
Is actually like to listen back to some of the old unarchives someday, I have a suspicion that being forced to use that fucking karaoke app with the sometimes atrocious song covers has had a noticeable effect on the girls' enthusiasmfor singing.

>> No.30636505
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30636505

>>30617950

>> No.30636641

>>30629443
yeah it's not like Ame has a fuckload of streaming experience and technical skills. did you enjoy Kiara's birthday concert btw ?

>> No.30636674

>>30636505
No she just want to fuck shotas.

>> No.30636672

>>30636261
this one

>> No.30636686

>>30636505
manlets obliterated

>> No.30636727

>>30618456
i've seen the face doxx and i'd still fug

>> No.30636739

>>30629443
Kiara had no numbers, Mori had no numbers, and Gura's (streams) had no numbers either.
They all got in because nobody, not even Cover, had any real faith in HoloEN.
Ina got in through either nepotism or due to being an actual artist though.

>> No.30636855

>>30624479
honestly that's pretty based

>> No.30637001

>>30617950
Sana was forced into an arranged marriage and got a divorce. Ina and omega got her a job as a holo so sana's parents would let her leave him. Astrogirl is actually about it.

>> No.30637135

>>30617950
Bae is acting like a hoe on line because her parents are thot patrolling her hard and she wants to lose her virginity. How else do you explain her getting moved to a shed for being "too loud" but then her mom checking in her for moaning and saying she was stripping during the ringfit stream?
>>30624479
how is this one even bad? Isn't he a /pol/ meme? There is zero chance Mori of all people hasn't been on /pol/
>>30636479
>>30636043
I thought Ame sounded fine singing backup vocals for Gura when they did the off collab stuff, though I was told some of the stuff I thought was Ame was Kiara. Ame on her own is bad

>> No.30637222

>>30636641
We've seen all the shit that she's been doing now, but back then? she was a nobody.

>> No.30637223

>>30617950
Never saved the image but the rrat that Kiara was originally JP gen5 but was moved to gEN 1 so that they could hire Polka was pretty interesting.

>> No.30637314

>>30617950
Kson want create Vtuber Outer Heaven for fallen freinds in the future.

That place name VshojoJP

>> No.30638324

The lyrics about play dice are about Bae trying to lose her virginity despite her parents putting a chastity belt on her and locking her in a cuckshed.
>yolo is my ninja way
>are you living free
>no cage can trap this rat

>> No.30638529

>>30638324
I believe.

>> No.30638581

>>30636346

"ALL THE LITTLE SCHIZOS WITH THEIR FUCKED UP TRICKS
BETTER RUN
BETTER RUN
FASTER THAN MY GUN"

>> No.30638584

my own rrat that Ike Eveland is in fact Yuyoyuppe himself

>> No.30638630

>>30638581
AME NO

>> No.30638671

>>30638584
Who and who?

>> No.30638794

>>30617950

My personal rrat is that Fauna braps during streams in order to signal to me. She will also do certain movements that are signaling to me. I know she's doing this because my toenails told me.

>> No.30638936

>>30638671
The guy who had 58k watching his karaoke stream 4 days ago

>> No.30639060

>>30638794
Look I'm not no person who likes braps, it's genuinely disgusting, but she is a vegan so I would not be surprised.

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>>30627263
>>30633633
>>30635734
This isn't even an rrat at this point. She actively posts about it in members' posts

>> No.30643023

>>30617950
Gura and Iofi already reconciled in their dms but not showing it on stream, unlike Kiara and Moona

>> No.30643970

>>30619361
Omega logged in when Ame was streaming

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>>30617950
Not holo-related, but:
Nina was the one who doxxed Pomu and unintentionally led to Pomu's nudes resurfacing.

>> No.30644348

>>30617950
Mumei is wheelchair bound

>> No.30644358

>>30635761
The idea that a guy would date Ollie in real life is the real rrat.

>> No.30644750

>>30636102
Do indog really ? But tbf this is the only explanation for all that moaning. Kek

>> No.30644790

>>30617950
I think Matsuri wants to suck kuzuha's dick

>> No.30644798

>>30631021
Flare hates betrayal so much that she can't play among us. And if the rumors are true that Rushia doxxed other members in an attempt to cover her own ass are true then it makes sense that Flare would hate Rushia.

>> No.30644961

>>30636045
She's an indog, they aren't like people anon, how about you actually watch the fucking stream then talk like you know anything dumb faggot

>> No.30645007

>>30619450
Well said>>30619461

>> No.30645038

>>30636261
I beleeb

>> No.30645580

Nobody talking about PekoMiko at all? The yabs that peko miko fought and miko raped pekora seemed fake, but there is legitimately no fucking way nothing happened between the two. Even recently it was so hilarious to see Miko go out of her way to avoid mentioning Pekora when pekora got her throat destroyed. There's no way they haven't fought, at this point it's not a rrat

>> No.30648281

>>30617950
Omega is holding Stars to one hour to not embarrass the girls

>> No.30648828

>>30636739
Kiara got a ton of idol background on her, Mori music, Ina a respectable FGO artist, Gura's roommate number is the best even to this day compared to any HoloEN/HomoEN, plus she got her YT to fall back into. Ame on the other hand is a literal 2-view without any YT channel to fall back into

>> No.30649095

>>30636641
Yeah, and so the other 5000 other applicants. The rrat is actually believable because we all know that clip when they both talk about getting into Holo waaay back, maybe Gura got in and vouched for Ame

>> No.30649425

>>30648828
Kiara was a D-List idol and a D-List cosplayer, Mori was a failure at music and didn't have any streaming experience, Gura's roommate didn't actually have numbers streaming, only in memes (and you say "to this day" but her numbers only really got good after debuting as Gura, since people found her account immediately).
Ame was in the same tier as all 3 of them as far as CV for a streaming position goes, being the only one who was an actual, dedicated streamer (Gura did it briefly only to audition, Kiara did it as a side thing, Mori didn't do it at all).
And you also have to remember that if this was the lineup they chose, there probably weren't any better candidates either.

>> No.30649501

That miko raped pekora

>> No.30649653

>>30618195
yea i dunno about that but Faua is for sure whoring herself out now with every tweet about being a cow
she's not a fucking cow
she's a forest creature
she's also retarded and not entertaining
thats why she needs to do this
she's just following the meta
the meta for the untalented
show boobs and success
failure

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>>30617950

>> No.30650548

>>30640504
Diaperfags are a different breed altogether huh

>> No.30651013

>>30649425
mori had a video with literally 10s of millions of views that had enough reach in japan to be played on television, that eiichiro oda himself mentioned loving it in an interview, along with a couple more that weren't quite as successful but still did millions. also a musician with years of stage experience and a proven track record of being able to churn out music and she can speak japanese (which she admitted fudging her application with a bit). she was an absolute gimme pickup for holoen
ina is a stellar artist and covers a personality type most people applying for streaming jobs do not. she talked about how she just rambled about food for half her interview, most ppl as chilled out as her are not good speakers and cannot carry a conversation, she can.
gura is a literal meme savant (that fucking ok boomer song eclipsed anything hololive has ever done) and an excellent singer, better than most people in the company.
kiara is jp fluent and has years and years of singing and dancing experience, on stage, as an actual performing idol

saying that any of these 4 didn't hit really obvious hiring criteria is quite frankly brain damaged and youve literally gaslit your own self with vt posts. the only one of these that wasnt continuing to grow was kiara because she'd given up, all the others were trending upwards, quickly.

ame is the only one without massive, obvious skillset reasons for being hired other than "they liked her and she proved she could stream consistently". which is probably why she was hired, since none of the other 4 covered that

>> No.30651321

That pekomiko were intentionally acting like a broke up couple in public, to be faithful to their TeeTee performance lore.

Business wise, their better off with the new ships they got now, but they don’t want a boring professional split like NoeFure being all reasonable and drifting apart. So Peko and Miko made a big show last years summer to have micomet show up and basically take over the shipping duty.

Of course, as we now know, there wasn’t any hard feelings behind the scenes, pekomiko still have fun together in private. The “rift” was just a reality tv like performance aimed at schizos who love salacious drama (like yours truly

>> No.30651966

>>30651013
>mori had a video with literally 10s of millions of views that had enough reach in japan to be played on television
Nigger what are you talking about...? You mean some of the videos she made for fake type? What does that have to do with getting her hired? It's not like she's been used for it at all, aside from a couple of low effort videos she made for other members when specifically asked.
>also a musician with years of stage experience and a proven track record of being able to churn out music
Literally any soundcloud "artist" fills this too. If anything Mori's output was somewhat on the low end. Hololive is also not really music-based. Back when Mori got hired their earnings based on music were on the lowest end.
>gura is a literal meme savant (that fucking ok boomer song eclipsed anything hololive has ever done) and an excellent singer, better than most people in the company.
So, uh, what does that have to do with applying for a streamer position again? You're banking on one thing that they've never cared about for anyone else, and the chumbud meme of her "best singer", when at that point she had nothing to show for it except a few memes.
>Ina
Yeah, she was the only good pick on paper, I don't think anyone's said otherwise at all anon.
>all the others were trending upwards, quickly
This is blatantly false, if you believe you've let yourself be deluded by their post-debut numbers.
>has years and years of singing and dancing experience
True. She was also a failure at it, and didn't really have anything to show on either front, even assuming they actually cared about dancing for auditions. A bottom tier pick

>saying that any of these 4 didn't hit really obvious hiring criteria
Nigger the only thing you could list for Mori and Kiara that mattered was speaking Japanese (and in one case it wasn't even true). What do YOU think their hiring criteria were?

>> No.30652166

>>30651966
baited for this exact reply

>> No.30652252

>>30652166
roru, rumao

>> No.30652261

>>30649095
5k applicants had her streaming mileage and experience with the very tech she's using now, and they all auditioned for a company few people heard about in the west ? thanks for the feedback lol

>> No.30652545

Pekora confessed to Miko
not at christmas but a bit after, and she got turned down
you see, Miko, despite being a dyke, doesn't want to date Pekora because she is a massive womanchild and around that time Miko had set her eyes on another blue girl
Basically Pekora waited too long to realize she's gay and lost her chance, which is why she was the one acting awkward as fuck afterwards
She's now slowly starting to move on and enjoy the NTR which is why she's buddying it up with Suisei

>> No.30652645

>>30631256
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/IYXDEf1MV6Y

>> No.30652941

>>30633754
wtf is this arrangement

>> No.30654749

>>30617950
judging from the OP, I'm guessing you're baiting for the audioanon rrat? >>25837700

>> No.30657752

>>30635509
It never lets me copy or save with the file name it always makes me save it under the post number

>> No.30658278

>>30625142
Kronii raped Ina

>> No.30658629
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30658629

Kiara - A human garbage who repeats the history of being a schizo bitch which later results in her being left out of everything, deserves a painful death for ruining Myth irreversibly
Mori - I don't think she deserves that amount of haters but the fact is that she's an annoying moron
Ame - A backstabbing two-faced bitch who thinks she's taken the moral high ground siding with human garbage like Kiara, deserves all the haters for what she did recently
Ina - I don't agree with her nepo hires but she's not popular so whatever right
Mumei - Orcschizo who successfully infiltrated holoEN, says "my time will come" in her rentry (she wants to go the regular schizo way and murder Kiara?? idk but sure hope so), throws one of the most loyal holoEN artists under the bus.
Sana - A quitter who gives hololive her all only when she's about to leave

Some redpilled anons:
"The cake princess backstabbed her old idol group"
"Her crabs in a bucket mentality will be the downfall of Myth"
"The KFP blimp was deliberate"
Kiara:
"As a huge Japanese idol fan, I don't really see us in hololive production as idols, haha. Sorry, Yagoo!"

feel free to prove me wrong

https://files.catbox.moe/b549qy.png
https://rentry.org/qrk9n
https://twitter.com/watsonameliaEN/status/1550065172718309376

take the red pill before it's too late

>> No.30659018

>>30617950
kronii joined hololive to prove cdawg wrong after he roasted a voice-acting recording for him to review

>> No.30663174

>>30629443
doesn't it have to be family or ethnicity to be nepotism? if it's friends who are active in the same field that's just networking. if she had no experience prior I would see your point though
>>30636261
this almost makes sense cause I don't understand how someone who seems to know like 0 anime except konosuba picked up on so many little phrases before holo as demonstrated in the Japanese for sharks 101 stream with kiara

>> No.30663297

>>30617950
Reflect was never about HER. Gura had a dream of wanting to be a solo singer but couldn't make it and it haunted her so much so that she had thought about it all the time in the first year of hololive (the song she sang for the audition was 'I won't give up' and you know, she did give up), Reflect is her final farewell to that dream, the lyrics make so much sense thinking this way, her crunchyroll interview and reflect chatting stream also support my rrat.

>> No.30663764

>>30658629
get some help

>> No.30665466

>>30648828
Gura's old roommate streams were terrible. Literally just chat pushing her to drink and get high so she can make funny sounds while slurring her words

>> No.30666555

kiara will cap your ass

>> No.30666653

>>30658629
meds

>> No.30666706

>>30663297
how can she say she will be true to herself yet give up a dream? i dont think it fits

>> No.30666774
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30666774

>>30633754
Fauna is the original xylophone poster?
>>30617950
My favorite will probably always be the Mumei is orcschizo rrat.

>> No.30666797

>>30658629
Nah we like Kiara now

>> No.30667747

>>30633694
>coworker starts having an orgasm mid stream
literally what the fuck do you even do in that situation

>> No.30668019

>>30666706
the lyrics "there ain't no dreams" overshadow your argument

>> No.30668078

>>30666706
sometimes you understand that it's time to give up a dream and move on, while still having other dreams

>> No.30668131

>>30667747
unzip, duh

>> No.30668193

every thread asking for opinion about a chuuba (including bait threads) was posted by said chuuba

>> No.30668323

Gawr Gura is Todd Howard's daughter.

>> No.30668346

>>30617950
that Hololive's owner is Gweilo

at first i thought in Gwelu Os Gar but now i think the doxxer mean connor

>> No.30668693

As someone who doesn't engage with any communities of any sort with any of these women, I find this thread to be fascinating. There's some wild shit ITT. I definitely don't see any of this from watching clips.

>> No.30668945

>>30668323
Now this is a rrat to get into. What brought you to believe this one?

>> No.30669121

>>30644798
>. And if the rumors are true that Rushia doxxed other members in an attempt to cover her own ass are true
This rrat never made any fucking sense

>> No.30669172

That haachama deliberately did what she did to get rid of coco because she never liked her and all of this is a facade, I like to believe in this because haachama is an unironic schizo and a genuine menhera AND a pathological liar

>> No.30669412

Kiara has a gun.

>> No.30669558

>>30669412
Huge leftist, she will never have a gun.

>> No.30669589

>>30668693
your perspective on everything will be different if you only watch clips

>> No.30669626

>>30669558
Leftists get guns all the time, they just want background checks.

>> No.30669657

>>30621359
Ollie is the one who's desperate. She's probably giving him all her money just to keep him and lets him do what ever he wants.

>> No.30669740

>>30637223
makes sense why she was seemingly close with alot of JP right after debut

>> No.30670305

>>30644249
Based hag, I kneel.

>> No.30670575

>>30627202
She’s basically the only EN who tries to stick with kayfabe

>> No.30670885

>>30629443
>this
even now I can't understand who watched her extremely boring videos on twitch with 2 viewers without any entertainment skills and said she's good for vt

>> No.30671576

>>30668323
holy shit, she was trying to tell us all along...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5rDqqmWVN8

>> No.30673281

>>30665466
the streams aren't what brought her popularity though... why are you bringing those up

>> No.30673746

>>30669121
It’s due to coco’s graduation being leaked with only a few details wrong to a dramatuber and a few other lekas that could be from an talent or manager. She wa also reprimanded by staff and talents about talking to her dramatuber friends so much. Now that she’s gone the well had become dry and leaks much harder to come by.

>> No.30673880

>>30636102
Nigga, it's 'giggle' not jiggle.

>> No.30673903

>>30644790
A better rrat would be figuring out whose dick Matsuri doesn't want to suck.

>> No.30674031

>>30633694
Maybe she was just scared.

>> No.30674177

>>30619361
Yes

>> No.30674200

>>30617950
Sana and Omega being the same person is the only crazy one that I actually believe.

>> No.30674784

>>30631602
yeah, us

>> No.30674871

>>30674200
qrd

>> No.30674969

That Kiara saw homeless guy jacking off on a street and now thinks US is shit

>> No.30674998

>>30668323
>HER name
>HER appearance
Holy shit. This is actually believable.

>> No.30675080

>>30668323
>>30674998
does Howard's wife have an ESL voice like her mom?

>> No.30675239

>>30674969
Yeah, me.

>> No.30675298

Gura was suffering from alcohol withdrawal symptoms at the start of her channel

>> No.30675473

>>30635244
I wish this retarded website would allow webms with sound on all boards

>> No.30675768

>>30674969
how is that a rrat?

>> No.30676064

>>30665466
God damn no wonder she wanted to start over fresh. What the fuck was wrong with her old community? Weren't they twittards like the ones railing against "toxic idol culture" nowadays or whatever? That is way more fucked up.

>> No.30676126

>>30674998
who is HER?

>> No.30676139

>>30632729
how come their voice havent changed at all then

>> No.30676148

>>30636727
is there a a good thing to archive search to see that, haha, just curious

>> No.30678765

>>30675768
Rrat why Kiara hates US

>> No.30678829

>>30676139
The Amber post was made before Council was even announced. We never heard the original Mumei's voice.

>> No.30678980

>>30669626
>Leftists get guns all the time,
they do not
>, they just want background checks.
hahahahahahaha. There is a background check on literally every single gun sold in a gun store. I think the only exception to this is some states count getting a ccw which requires getting a background check as a pre background check. Only like 8 in 1000 guns used in crimes come from gun shows and most gun shows background check.
Leftists want a federal registry so they can confiscate guns like the UK, Aus, NZ and Canada did so they can mass murder and enslave people like their oshi's hitler, stalin, pol pot and kim jong il did

>> No.30679469

>>30673746
Ok but how does doxxing other members cover her ass at all.

>> No.30679646 [DELETED] 

https://youtu.be/5QPIaKu7hjo?t=5350
This stream bae says its very big wow and gura lol's and says Barb on stream, gura sent barbs dick pick to the girls and they were talking about it on stream

>> No.30680498

>>30678980
>they do not
Bruh, I'm literally in a trans gun server because I'm a chaser, and they all got all kinds of guns. Trans girls love weapons.

>> No.30680588

>>30617950
I believe the Gura diaper rrat because it makes my peepee hard

>> No.30680649

>>30618691
definitely this one

>> No.30680669

>>30669412
Are you hinting she is futanari?

>> No.30680838

>>30680669
I can only dream.

>> No.30680953

>>30680498
First of all, kill yourself.
Second of all, trannies tend to be anarchists, and anarchists do buy guns.

>> No.30680968

>>30680498
that is an elaborate way to say a faggot. trannies want a registry so they can confiscate guns and so they can try to enslave people like their oshi stalin and bernie.
People lying and saying trannies like guns is a conspiracy to try to normalize fagging and to paint gun owners as fags. trannies dont own guns and the vote for faggots like beto or biden

>> No.30681014

>>30617950
Elira is black. Just listen to her talk and you can't unsee it.

>> No.30681797

>>30618691
>>30674200
>>30674871
allow me
https://archive.alice.al/vt/thread/28442279/#28446146
When EN started, Ina had a dedicated moderator called AO-chan that she was clearly very friendly with. Nobody else had one like that. Cover doesn't tend to let you just mod your friends and have them talk in chat. Certainly not under kayfabe since that could damage Hololive's image. Furthermore, IRyS's intro test was unintentionally left public instead of being a private stream. In the chat we could see AO-chan with another manager. A random friend, or even a talent for an un-debuted gen, wouldn't have been in that chat. AO-chan must be staff.

Consider the following:
>Ina and AO-chan used to banter back and forth like old friends
>During one of Ina's draw streams AO-chan went into details on the usage of the lasso tool; showing a clear knowledge of art programs
>During Sana's draw stream, she joked about how people always misuse the lasso tool
>Omega and AO-chan both have the same snide writing styles
>Sana plays FF14 with Ina
>Omega tries to get everyone to play FF14
>Omega doesn't "debut" for a long time into EN, but people say they were there from the start
>Omega is clearly a cringe chuuni who wants to involve themselves in all the lore
>AO-chan is who Ina's lore was built around
>AO-chan disappeared a few weeks before Council debuted, but showed up one last time shortly before Sana's debut

Now for the rrat:
Sana was AO-chan, so she has a history of self-inserts. Eventually, being on the sidelines as a mysterious all-powerful entity wasn't enough for her anymore. She decided to join in on the latest cringe lore she had written and debut as a vtuber herself. She even left a hint: Sana's lore says that she serves the Ancient Ones. She forced herself into the gen and eventually couldn't handle juggling 3 jobs: Artist, Hololive Manager/Producer and Vtuber. Omega's twitter account went radio silent in January, aside from a few retweets. Now, after Sana announces graduation, we suddenly get proof of life. Why wasn't Sana streaming? The same reason she was allowed to get away with breaking contractual streaming requirements until the end: She was busy working on Tempus. Why is Tempus allowed to debut during Sana's graduation mourning period? They are her project and she doesn't mind the overlap. The reason she didn't seem all that concerned during the graduation announcement is because she's just stopping her Vtuber activities. She's still got her real jobs. The Vtubing was just for fun, and none of this is even a goodbye for her. Sana was never Ina's nepotism hire. Ina was Sana's.

>> No.30681899

>>30681014
>Elira is black
Holy shit

>> No.30681939

>>30644961
Are you mad? Gonna cry?

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30682111

>>30681014
Wot

>> No.30682198

>>30681797
>Sana was never Ina's nepotism hire. Ina was Sana's.
>directed by m. night shyamalan

>> No.30682329

>>30618106
Yubigate dying the moment the reflection yab happened was one of the funniest arcs I've seen on this board.

>> No.30682375

>>30681797
HOLY FUCK THIS MAKES SO MICH FUCKING SENSE. good rrat anon, if this were the truth, I save it just incase people are able to dox this at some point in the future.

>> No.30682406

>>30681014
Maybe the blacks in Canada sound different, but she doesn't sound like any of the black women I've met

>> No.30682688

>>30679646
why does her mom have a penis and why is her mom sending her dick pics?

>> No.30682790

>>30682198
lol holy shit

>> No.30682932

>>30635187
Here go lil birb
https://youtu.be/-zFe1qJ75Dw

>> No.30683043

>>30617950
why does reddit call this vtuber 'Forsen'?

>> No.30683060

>>30682932
i cant believe female indos look like 2mad

>> No.30683238

>>30625142
delusional dyke

>> No.30684162 [DELETED] 
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30684162

>>30682688
Not the same Barb.

>> No.30684472

>>30645580
As someone who's been out of touch with Holo for some time, what if any explanation has there been? I don't even see a thread for it, just micomet.

>> No.30684515

>>30684162
I thought you guys were done with that when it turned out she was at Ame's house and when you mad like 6 threads on /b/ in one day where you promised to deliver but never did?

>> No.30684712

>>30674969
That shit wouldn't surprise me at all. Homeless folks do weird shit and cities in the US are absolute dogshit and crime-ridden, especially LA. If my first and only impression of the US was LA and NYC, I'd fucking hate it too.

>> No.30684992

>>30684712
dont call them "folks". That is a leftist coopted term that needlessly humanizes them

>> No.30684997

>>30684515
Deliver what?

>> No.30685082

>>30617950
My Oshi loves me.

>> No.30685139

>>30682406
No idea where that came from desu. Doesn't really have a specific ethnic edge. She sounds identical to a lot of my classmates.

s: Canadian. Most likely live in the same area based on anecdotes from Enna.

>> No.30685267

At least two members of HoloEN are actual adult virgins and it's probably exactly who you're thinking.

>> No.30685289

>>30684997
any actual proof literally ever. I've yet to see any proof of this rrat beyond random screenshots of some randos discord status and a photoshopped picture of Guras hololive twitch. The indian on /b/ specifically said he had some $3,000 photo or vid or something he bought off her cousin and that he had been willing to spend $100,000 which is ridiculous as the top 1% of indians only make $77,000 a year gross. He also said he had nudes from the trucker guy, but wouldn't post them because he was a faggot, despite us both knowing that if anyone actually had Gura nudes they would be on the internet like the Mumei, Bae and Mori nudes or that photo shoot where they gave Kiara a too small of a bikini for her ass which had a matching top that was almost too big for her tits

>> No.30685311

>>30685267
Ina and.....?

>> No.30685342

>>30685267
The only two Koreans.

>> No.30685420

>>30685289
Nigga calm down I’m sure Gura isn’t riding the BSC

>> No.30685421

>>30685289
>if anyone actually had Gura nudes they would be on the internet like the Mumei, Bae and Mori nudes or that photo shoot where they gave Kiara a too small of a bikini for her ass which had a matching top that was almost too big for her tits
Wait what?

>> No.30685542

>>30618614
I'm late but my rrat is still she got an ultimatum between either giving up on her artist job and being forced to stream more or to quit.
She chose the job over hololive but it did serve as a warning to the rest of the branch that they're willing to put up with a lot but the lack of streaming from everyone, including council, was getting to them

>> No.30685543

>>30685267
3 to 6, depending on definitions.
Bae, IRyS and Gura are all virgins. Ina has had sex with Kronii, but lesbian sex doesn't count as removing someone's virginity because no penis was involved. Go look it up, even lesbians debate when lesbians lose their virginity. 80% chance Fauna made a certain someone up to fend off unicorns and I would not be shocked if Mumei is waiting for marrage
Ame and Mori are normal hetrosexuals. Though there is a big debate on that one Mori story about if her friend was black or a woman. And Kronii and Kiara have had sex with men, but don't plan on ever doing it again and are currently lesbians

>> No.30685678

>>30685421
Kiara makes a ton of cutting board jokes, but is actually built pretitjob belle delphine style with little titties big ass. Gura is the only white holo girl who does not absolutely mog Kiara in terms of tits and Kiara's tits are smaller than the majority of JPs tits

>> No.30685766

>>30685678
I was more questioning the nudes part.

>> No.30685787

>>30684992
I'm not going to let the fucking commies steal that word from me. I've been using it far longer than those shithead zoomers and brainless millenials, and I'll be damned if I let them seize another word from my vocabulary

>> No.30685934

>>30685766
There aren’t any.

>> No.30685990

>>30685543
what makes you think bea hasn't been piped before?

>> No.30686018

>>30684992
They don't need to be humanized they are alteady humans.

>> No.30686021

>>30640504
Is this legit?

>> No.30686136

>>30686018
No one can infiltrate the ratshed guarded by asian parents.

>> No.30686178

>>30686021
yeah
>>30686018
the homeless are not humans
>>30685787
still, don't call them folks because it humanizes them

>> No.30686235

>>30681797
Saving this one

>> No.30686281

>>30686178
Damn that's kinda impressive. Im amazed she's pandering to the adbls. I've never heard anything about them being rich or anything

>> No.30686367

>>30685990
Her parents are very clearly thot patrolling her hard. Bae is also not a complete autist so it makes no sense for Bae to look and act the way she does and still be a vtuber if she is rebelling against her parents, so she isn't someone who is going to be having casual sex

>> No.30686465

>>30638581
That is not the proper way to reference that song you retarded mongoloid

>> No.30686470

>>30685267
They’ve all been fucked real question should be who’s had the biggest cock in them?

>> No.30686559

>>30686470
me

>> No.30686616

>>30686367
patrolling her very hard? doesnt she have her own sex cot so her parents dont have to listen to her going at it? shes a sociable girl who is not afraid of men, they dont stay virgins long.

>> No.30686641

>>30666774
what is xylophone poster?
Also, sorry but orcschizo rrat is slain if you know about certain controversy, typing pattern is completely different

>> No.30686723

>>30686367
>>30685543
bae is definitely the youngest one but that's the only fact that supports your position i think

>> No.30686864

>>30686470
Nah, Gura, Bae, Ina and IRyS have never had cocks inside of them
>>30686616
her shed is on her parents property and her parents can tell what she is doing in there. Somehow her mom heard her making ringfit noises and went and investigated so either they have something to check on her or Bae is really fucking loud
>>30686723
Bae also has HKFoB parents and every canto girl I know was in her mid 20s, post college, before losing her virginity. They were all virgins at Bae's age, even if they had a boyfriend

>> No.30686934

>>30673903
mine...

>> No.30687003

>>30686864
They’ve all had cocks inside them just accept it bro.

>> No.30687146

>>30687003
why do SEAniggers love the idea of getting cucked so much? Gura has literally admitted to being a virgin more than once.

>> No.30687170

>>30636044
mate, all you have to do is use the very simple video editor from windows, drag the audio, drag the image/video, render and you are done.

>> No.30687288

>>30686864
>Nah, Gura, Bae, Ina and IRyS have never had cocks inside of them
I just can't picture that
>gura
there is NO WAY she hasn't fucked
>bae
I wouldn't be surprised either way
>Ina
asian north american college girl? most likely she's had a bf or two or three.
>IRyS
she is actually such a ditz at times she reminds me of those virgin girls who get fucked by the protag in Flashman novels, so I can see it.

>> No.30687330

>>30649653
faggot

>> No.30687384

>>30681797
Wasn't there a rrat that Gura and Omega have beef? Fits the Gura & Sana stuff.

>> No.30687430

>>30687146
>believing a vtuber
Just like how Ame never played La noire.

>> No.30687453

>>30687288
Well that is because you are a SEAnigger who lives in a nation where the girls lose their virginities at 12 and the guys lose theirs at 35 if they don't die first. There is a reason why all women in SEAnigger land, Asia and India prefer white cocks.
But despite your cuck fetish Gura, IRyS, Bae and Ina remain undicked

>> No.30687493

>>30637135
>Bae is acting like a hoe on line because her parents are thot patrolling her hard and she wants to lose her virginity. How else do you explain her getting moved to a shed for being "too loud" but then her mom checking in her for moaning and saying she was stripping during the ringfit stream?
I believe this, her being a shy reclusive girl during the off collabs just make it stronger.

>> No.30687551

>>30687288
Ina is almost 30 that she never got fucked would be a miracle. It’s a lot easier for girls to get laid.

>> No.30687552

>>30687453
lol I'm white I'm just saying Gura does not behavie like a virgin (female)
I concede that the other 3 are at least plausible

>> No.30687671

>>30687552
> I'm white
jews aren't white. And Gura is a virgin
>>30687551
No one has been able to ever dig up shit on Ina other than her marrying someone on final fantasy. Also she fucked Kronii and was friends with Sana so she might be a dyke

>> No.30687724

>>30644249
>doxxed Pomu
how did the dox happen? I envy the bastards who get to see their oshi nude

>> No.30687773

>>30687671
but i'm not jewish! and I still can't see her as a virgin!
>No one has been able to ever dig up shit on Ina other than her marrying someone on final fantasy
your case for ina being a virg grows stronger though

>> No.30687790

>>30687671
The amount of cope is amusing.
Did Kronii fuck Ina with her tranny cock?

>> No.30687903

>>30687384
Gura has beef with management as a whole, not really just limited to Omega, Jenma, or whoever he new manager is. After having a lot of her ideas shot down, or having to worry about heavy-handed censorship when they do go along with it, because EN management doesn't wanna rattle the boat, coupled with the fact that HoloEN management can't seem to get any game perms at all outside of fotm indie games and Minecraft, I get the frustration she has with them.

>> No.30687986

>>30687288
> asian north american college girl? most likely she's had a bf or two or three.
Aww, cute, you got your idea of what American culture is like from our porn videos. The greek clubs that served as the basis of Girls Gone Wild is only like 5% of the college population. There's no way a turbonerd like Ina was part of that crowd, bapak.

>> No.30688015

May I have some rrats on what happened to Festival and Luna?

>> No.30688054

>>30687773
dont lie, schlomo
>>30687790
Idk if they 69ed or fingered or what but Ina and Kronii had sex during the off collab. You can hear Kronii spank Ina at one point and say something about Ina's "fat ass" and Mumei is making a weird face. Kronii and Ina shared a bed later and Mumei, for some unspecified reason, said she had to get out of the bed with Fauna and do something else and then Fauna said she cut her finger nails right before the second off collab so Kronii has had sex with Fauna and Ina and Mumei had to watch as Kronii fucked Mumei's oshi

>> No.30688123

>>30688015
correction

>> No.30688202

>>30688054
based

>> No.30688252

>>30688054
Cool but Gura, Bae, Calli, Kiara, Ame, Mumei, and Fauna all have had dicks in their mouths.

>> No.30688298

>>30687903
to add to this. Gura did the whole Gouda thing on Bae's birthday as a fuck you to management for not letting her put out shitpost videos like Haachama. She said in a members' stream that one of her projects was going to have the soul ruined by censorship, goes out of her way to like and retweet borderline porn images of her model, Gura ghosted multiple managers before jenma and despite liking Jenma Gura made a comment during the off collab about how it is excruciating for Jenma whenever Jenma has to deal with Gura

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>> No.30688429

>>30663297
when did Gura talk about her audition?

>> No.30688449

>>30688252
>Gura,
Only a dildo
>Bae
Maybe a dildo, and even then she gags
> Calli
multiple at once
>Kiara
yup, but she doesn't want to do that anymore
>Ame
tons
>Mumei
Likely, but it wouldn't shock me if she was waiting for marriage, but I still dont watch her because she likely had a dick in her mouth
>Fauna
again, likely, but the >she made the whole thing up, angle just makes too much sense

>> No.30688534

>>30688449
>Gura,
Only a dildo

Yeah called Jay

>> No.30688686

>>30688534
yeah, somehow a guy who never left the UK got his dick sucked by a girl who has no passport who lives in the USA, because his dick can span the atlantic ocean
Remember when you said she was in Sweden when she was at Ame's house?

>> No.30688757

>>30682329
>rewriting history

>> No.30688804

>>30688429
i forget, it might have been during her debut rewatch.

>> No.30688888

>>30688252
yeah mine

>> No.30689082

>>30688686
Calm down schizo it’s all just jokes does it really matter if Gura and the others sucked cock?

>> No.30689127

what is the purpose of this retard namefag larp

>> No.30689137

>>30688888
Damn quints confirmed.

>> No.30689154

>>30685289
>Mumei
Not her, hair lenght doesn't match she won't cut it shorter than a certain lenght, likes her hair long + the girl profile was found
>Bae and Mori
Given that you bought the rrat about Mumei's I'm sure you are wrong on these too, but still, any way to find them?
>Kiara
Did it show anything important?

>> No.30689273

>>30681797
I believe, but one last question:
How does Sana's back injury align with Omega's breaks?

>> No.30689274

>>30689154
Believing some schizo shut poster ranting about Ina fucking Kronii.

>> No.30689292

>>30689082
If you oshi a girl who has had a dick in her you are a cuck and should kill yourself

>> No.30689305

>>30688298
It's unfortunate, cause Gura clearly knows what her fans and Hololive fans want. She's got the creative energy and willingness to do it, but management shoots her down each time while in JP, with some exceptions, they let the talents do far more and be more ecchi. Meanwhile, EN management seems to be acting in fear of Twitter outrage, whereas Gura understands you will never make twitards happy and that it's better to ignore Twitter entirely. I just wish management had more faith in Gura's vision and not worry so much about what some perpetually offended moral crusader who doesn't even watch holo content on Twitter thinks

>> No.30689431

>>30689292
your oshi is not your girlfriend, get help please

>> No.30689441

>>30689292
They’re random ass girls to me. If you can’t accept some of them have had a dick in them that’s just you coping.

>> No.30689611

>>30689431
CITATION NEEDED
>>30689441
I dont watch the ones who have been dicked, as I am not a faggot like you

>> No.30689814

>>30636505
There's pics of her roommate with her manlet bf on /trash/ but you do you schizo anon

>> No.30689924

>>30689814
she fucked her oshi whice kinda inspiring if you ask me

>> No.30690224

>>30689814
I think doing takamori with kiara made her question herself but didn't realize that its just RP for kiara since she wouldn't be interested in an alcoholic. Explains why mori ghosted kiara for a full year after kiara went home. There's zero chance Mori is gay but she might be bi. But she won't date a woman for real because she wants kids.

>> No.30690238

>>30689127
who knows, he keeps spamming how Gura said she is a maiden to prove that she is a virgin

>> No.30690395

>>30689611
Your oshi’s got dicked time to accept it.

>> No.30690501

>>30673903
Mine

>> No.30690561

>>30690238
Dude can’t accept vtubers are just regular girls who probably have had sex, and just put on an act.

>> No.30690601

>>30674969
I was driving to work one morning and this homeless couple were making out in the road side against a store front and the lady's shirt was lifted up and the guy was copping a feel.

>> No.30691897

>>30689127
Don't know, but anyone with a brain knows guras had dick before

>> No.30691960

>>30691897
yeah, i know firsthand

>> No.30692205

>>30687146
It's literally cope. They've robbed themselves of meaningful sex and now they have to project it on everyone else. Casual sex is a brain-eating disease.

>> No.30692379

>>30692205
there is no bigger cope than disqualifying sex you aren't having in order to feel better about yourself for not having it

>> No.30692490

>>30692379
>there is no bigger cope
Yeah, there is a bigger cope: Believing that every single woman has rode the cock carousel because you're too much of a degenerate to come into contact with them.

>> No.30692669

>>30692490
doesn't even cross my mind because i'm normal. constantly on your mind because you're broken.

>> No.30692693

>>30684472
They got tired of /u/ schizos fetishizing their friendship and harassing their other collab partners.

Recent rust streams revealed the 2 still have fun together in private. They just don’t like the pressure of the shipping goggles misinterpreting their every interaction.

>> No.30692802

>>30692669
>because i'm normal
Now that's a lie and a massive cope if I've ever seen one. You're on the /vt/ board of 4chan right now. Try cultivating even a sliver of self-awareness.

>> No.30692960

>>30690238
she also tweeted it and said she never washes her legs and said there are a lot of things in life she never got to do and that she has no time for dating
>>30690395
>>30690395
>>30690561
>>30691897
>>30692379
>>30692669
It must suck being brown and knowing all your women have only been with your kind due to lack of options and arranged marriages, but now that the internet exists they are all leaving to become male order brides for white men and your country is just going to end up being nothing but old men
>>30692205
It must suck for them to be indian

>> No.30693096

>>30692960
>It must suck being brown and knowing all your women have only been with your kind due to lack of options and arranged marriages, but now that the internet exists they are all leaving to become male order brides for white men and your country is just going to end up being nothing but old men
so yoru'e saying the white countries are all going to be brown

>> No.30693112

>>30692960
She also didn't know men grow hair on their backs

>> No.30693173

>>30617950
nyanners has a boyfriend

>> No.30693225

>>30618106
I'm too lazy to find my yubigate explanation image, do your reps I guess

>> No.30693303
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this one

>> No.30693493

>>30693096
yeah, but that is due to the jews. Most nonwhite women though would actually prefer if they got IVF with a white woman's egg over having mixed babies, but still prefer mixed babies over babies of their own race.

>> No.30693564

>>30692960
i'm white sorry about your narrative namefag. get professional help.

>> No.30693687

>>30693564
Jews aren't white, nor are bongs

>> No.30693917

>>30693687
of which i am neither

>> No.30693979

>>30693917
Aren't you that jewish slav who moved to bong land and are therefore now a bong?

>> No.30694024

>>30693979
no. try not to get pulled over with words this buzzed.

>> No.30694092

This thread reeks of chumbud cope

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