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>March 9th 2022
>Fauna has a small rant about how people call her medium, getting visibly upset and stating she assumed she would be the biggest in council
>Jul 9th 2022
>Tsukumo Sana announces her graduation, was she possibly being bullied behind the scenes by Ceres Fauna in order to make Sana leave which would reduce the average breast size of Council which in turn increases the relative breast size of Fauna which may be enough to push from her "medium" to "large"?
>Fauna becomes noticeably flustered upon her chat saying she is in the same category as Mumei and Bae, spends a lot of time thanking a superchat that assures her that she isn't medium, adding that she "has jupiters"
>Jul 12th 2022
>Aug 8th 2022
>Makes a tweet of her mooing with a cow emoji which sends twitter artists into overdrive, producing an absurd number of "cowkini" Fauna images, many of which were retweeted or liked by Fauna herself
>Aug 9th 2022
Fauna follows this tweet up with another tweet claiming all those "cowkini" fanarts were all part of her plan
Does Ceres Fauna of Hololive Council have breast envy? At this point I definitely believe this could possibly maybe be something that might in fact have some truth to it. So now you know everything you need to know, how do we stop this "medium" woman from gaslighting Hololive viewers into believing she is some form of titcow? We have to act fast as everyone's favourite blue hololive member Kronii may be next on the chopping block

>> No.30491690

>>30491493
I beleeb

>> No.30491705

Meds

>> No.30491854

>>30491493
She's also the one that made Gura wear a diaper.
I'll never forgive this bitch!

>> No.30491931

Fauna has beeg tits by 3dpd logic but by anime standards she's on the upper side of medium. Cant believe Fauna bullied Sana out of the company though, is she a racist?

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>>30491493

>> No.30492177

>>30491493
This is the schizophrenia I come to this place for.

>> No.30492187

>>30491493
What a fucking retard.

>> No.30492188

>>30491493
I wouldn't be shocked. Remember, Kiara loves making fun of Ina and Gura for being flat, despite Kiara's body looking like pretitjob belle Delphine little titties big ass mode
>>30491854
Gura enjoys it

>> No.30492200

Meds. Now.

>> No.30492223 [DELETED] 

>>30491493
this is an excellent rrat. good shit anon

>> No.30492317

The only rrat I beeleb

>> No.30492321

>>30491931
I hope so, that would make me stiff.

>> No.30492406

>>30491493
Now this is a proper rrat

>> No.30492460

Wow anon, I was thinking the same thing!!!

>> No.30492631

>breast envy
Wait, that’s real? I thought that was just an anime thing like nosebleeds.

>> No.30492640

>>30491854
But that's hot

>> No.30492778

>>30491493
Based schizo post I kneel to your originality

>> No.30492817

>>30492631
yeah girls get jealous of other girls for having bigger tits, even though little titties big ass is superior

>> No.30492896

>>30492817
Hello Juan how is your day going in El Paso?

>> No.30493568
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>>30491493
You know what would be interesting? If Fauna did some sort of "Full Bloom" season (you know, considering she looks like a plant and all) where her model, for a limited time, would have buffed tits, longer hair, and more flowers. She would also be forced to speak in her deeper voice for the duration of the full bloom season.

I thought it was interesting.

>> No.30493699

>>30491493
>>Jul 12th 2022
>>Aug 8th 2022
what happened here?

>> No.30493704

>>30492188
Belle Delphine got implants? Man, what a bummer.

>> No.30493706

>>30491493
I believe this rrat

>> No.30493760

>>30493568
Picture would be better if it was Sana's Jupiters' shadows

>> No.30493987

>>30491493
You know what? Yeah, fuck Sana. I'm coming after Kronii now

>> No.30494045

>>30493699
I messed up the post, Jul 12th is supposed to be up one line and the line after Aug 9th should start with a >

>> No.30494179

>>30493704
not only did she get implants, but all her recent stuff she has been showing her asshole and cunt, but no nipples, which is leading many to speculate that the titjob was botched to fuck because there is some way they do it by or through the nipples or something, either way everyone assumes her nipples look like shit from the implants

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30494489

so Eddie was fake? Like she made him up?

>> No.30495087

>>30491493
schizochama... i kneel

>> No.30495704

>>30494489
We don't and probably never will know. The nigga's basically a ghost if he does exist, and somehow has zero footprint on any social media anywhere at any point. We only have her words. Nothing else. Not a single scrap. It's super fucking weird. I've never seen anything like this before.

>> No.30495872

>>30495704
What the hell, is he me?

>> No.30495891

>>30495704
Maybe he could teach the Holo girls some of his opsec magic then.

>> No.30497530

>>30494489
>>30495704
this is a more interesting rrat than the OP

>> No.30497730

>>30491493
Yup, this one is going on /vt/_kek

>> No.30497923

>>30491493
Finally some good fucking rrats.

>> No.30498002

>>30493568
haha yeah and she could grow a big 'stamen' and use it to fertilize her saplings as well that'd be a really funny ASMR haha

>> No.30498175

>>30491493
This is a good rrat

>> No.30498190
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>>30491493
why did she do it

>> No.30498274

>>30495704
She pulled a dufresne?

>> No.30498639

>>30491493
Personally I'm all for Fauna being drawn with huge bazongas

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>>30495704
>>30494489
Now this is a rrat I'm interested in. If you couple it with OP's it paints Fauna as unhinged which some people here believe anyway regardless if it's a fact or not. In which I'm pretty sure will not turn away saplings in any case.

>> No.30501800

>>30495704
is this actually true or just some sapling cope?

>> No.30501883

>>30491493
I can't believe Fauna bullied Sana out of Hololive because she was jealous she had bigger boobs. What a bitch!

>> No.30503856

>>30491493
Its no breast envy, when they met up IRL fauna noticed that she has the largest pair out of anyone she met and is now upset that the models display a clearly incorrect proportion. She is just millimeters away from spouting out "I have the biggest IRL" but she held back.

Realistically looking at her model she does have huge tits, the real question is do they design the tits before the person is chosen or after?

>> No.30503960

>>30495704
Many claim that it was a tulpa

>> No.30504270

>>30503856
Fauna irl is way closer to Gura's model than her own model. Small and flat.
I'm sure she enjoys being a sexy bitch with big tits for once.

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>>30503856

>> No.30505322

>>30491493
>broke sanas back to make her graduate
>broke kroniis mind to make her hide her tips
based fauna eliminating the competence
>made gura wear a diaper
my oshi is unstoppable

>> No.30509379

Lmao the fucking schizos on this board.

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>>30509379
OP doesn't even register as schizo

>> No.30509928

>>30509379
Yeah everyone here is just shitposting for the lulz

This is real schizo behavior >>30509706

>> No.30509979

>>30491493
Least schizo /vt/ poster

>> No.30509992

>>30501800
It's factually true. The only indication that guy exists is a single comment from LL.

>> No.30510227

>>30491493
>We have to act fast as everyone's favourite blue hololive member Kronii may be next on the chopping block
what? i assumed she was satisfied with the cowkinis. is she still grumbling about her medium tits?

>> No.30510733

>>30491493
Fauna has the biggest tits in hololive, wtf are you on about?

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>>30510227
As long as Kronii keeps hiding those things I may show her some mercy

>> No.30510842

>>30510733
Go back to bed Fauna

>> No.30510981

>>30493568
>fauna's stamen comes out during her blooming period

>> No.30511063

>>30491493
Put me in the Desertorium screencap

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