/nenmen/ - Nijisanji EN Male General

[Anonymous No.]

Nijisanji EN Male General, formerly /luxnoc/

This is a thread for the discussion of Nijisanji EN's male vtubers from Luxiem, Noctyx, and ILUNA!

Luxiem:
https://twitter.com/Ike_Eveland
https://twitter.com/Mysta_Rias
https://twitter.com/Vox_Akuma
https://twitter.com/Luca_Kaneshiro
https://twitter.com/Shu_Yamino

Noctyx:
https://twitter.com/sonny_brisko
https://twitter.com/uki_violeta
https://twitter.com/alban_knox
https://twitter.com/fulgur_ovid
https://twitter.com/yugo_asuma

ILUNA:
https://twitter.com/KyoKanek0
https://twitter.com/RenZott0
https://twitter.com/AsterArcadia

Fic Archive: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ebZ5h4XdzvtoHhgVo4NwIMGvqWEFtwcxVBC1T1ISlJA

Vod Archive Guide:
https://aysra.github.io/archive/

Our watchalong site:
watch.ninisani.moe

Reminder to ignore bait, shitposting, samefags, discordfags, numberfags, tribalfags and falseflaggers. Fujoposting is encouraged.

Previous thread: >>30296747

[Anonymous No.]

>>30393750
whoops i forgot to add yume and hornyposting is encouraged, my bad

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[Anonymous No.]

wife doko............

[Anonymous No.]

wife love!

[Anonymous No.]

Anchor post for fics. Please reply here for archival purposes. Links to greentexts and old posts from /nijien/ are okay too.

For organization purposes, please feel free to suggest tags for the work you are linking (ie female POV, fluff, noncon, pregnancy, etc)

If you will be using a rentry link, please use
>https://rentry.org/
instead of .co, as the latter is filtered as spam.
Thank you!

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I miss Sonny...

[Anonymous No.]

wuca love! asmr stream again when...drinking stream again when..

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I apologize for my newfaggotry, but I was wondering if any of the boys have done or at least mentioned possibly doing an ASMR collab with each other in the future? If the girls can do those, then surely the boys can as well

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>>30394229
vox has thought about it before with he who shall not be named but kindreds shut the idea down so short answer, no.

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>>30393937
Cat wifes balls

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>>30386048
>have we groomed the maleanons?
Sister I come pre-groomed

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>>30394339
now i'm wishing he'd try that out but with fuuchan so they can double rape my ears with their deep voices. it can even start with something tame like story readings so we can groom the brother that, into something more

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>>30394580
damn, maybe you'll enjoy our maleanon prostitution ring fanfic then

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Elf bard Milord... Sing me a song, enchant me with your looks........

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>>30394643
neither a comfydant or kindred but id be down for this, they both have such nice voices to listen to

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>>30394643
>brothers that asmr
i think i'd die and ascend to heaven. or descend to hell, i guess. win-win either way because i won't be around to see their chink fanbases shit themselves.

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>>30394643
Has Vox watched Fuuchan's bartender stream? What if he gets inspired from the sussy lemon sound effects?

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Does everyone do members only streams as a rule or does it depend on the liver?

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>>30394660
Link is broken

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>>30394980
Bartender asmr for both of them, but they ignore the viewers and just start fucking on the counter.

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>>30395044
it depends on the liver but whats the point of having memberships and not having member only streams.

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>>30395062
i think rentry is down, i tried the other links and they don't work either

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>>30394339
>vox has thought about it before with he who shall not be named
Unpopular opinion but I'd actually love to see that. Good to know they at least considered it. Either way, I wish any of them would give it a try, even if there would be some backlash from the obsessive gachis. There's ASMR for both BFE and GFE but fujos don't get anything..

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>>30395342
you'd have a better chance expecting one from noctyx than luxiem, i know they do fujobait sometimes even if its rare but luxiem truly is more yume than fujo. i can only see maybe ike and vox, or vox and mysta. luca still needs a lot of help in the asmr department

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>>30395515
>actively avoid psyborg
>don't care for sonnyban
i'm fucked then

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>>30395342
>but fujos don't get anything
That's one reason why I really want an ASMR collab. Luxiem fujos are kind of starving right now. I know wwe tend to make our own content but it's nice to have something there for us without putting in the work ourselves too...

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>>30395620
i think maybe give it a few more months, it feels like the boys have avoided shipping especially with mysta's tweet since shippers tend to sperge out on twitter and ruin it

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>>30395780
I hate these new-age fujos with a passion.

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>>30394339
who is he who shall not be named

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>>30396012
???
I mean I agree I hate the underage fujos too but what prompted this?

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>>30396139
the "honorary nijien" member

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>>30396011
i don't particularly want an asmr collab that's shipbait, just the two doing asmr together is enough material for me. imagining fuuchan getting hot and bothered because of his brother's voice while trying to keep his cool so as not to disturb the stream...

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>>30396470
youre better off just imagining it then getting it..

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>>30396139
I really like him but mentioning him on here just brings shitposting.
>>30396470
I don't think they need to get super shipbait-y, though I wouldn't mind if they did.

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>>30396634
You're not alone. I personally don't give a fuck if people don't like him. I enjoy the Voxto content and their Elden Ring collabs. That's more the main thread that shitposts.

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I haven't been able to watch any streams or keep up with the threads for 4 days. What should I check out? (I'm a hako oshi)

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>>30396587
yeah, listening to vox's asmrs while imagining fuuchan self-inserting as the listener is good enough for me. the crumbs they've been giving us lately is already more than i would have bargained for.

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>>30393937
Why are your filenames so weird?

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>>30395089
I can already imagine it, it starts off with a normal rp as vox walks into fulgur's bar. Perhaps the two having a little chat about how the day went. Vox just goes on and on and fuuchan, mesmerized follows through the motions; just keeps on making more and more drinks. He is heavy handed with pouring, something he'll faintly remind himself that he should put a stop on but having vox drink by himself would be bad for him as a proper host and as a brother to lend an ear. His secrets and worries is safe with him, the alcohol and foggy atmosphere can keep them company. This goes on for a while, hours even considering these two can hold their liquor. You hear the melodious tune of the clinking of crystal, the flow of liquid amber, baritone murmurs of the two. Their hush voices are like white noise now, you can't seem to recall the conversation as it almost puts you to sleep until you hear -or in this case, don't. nothing. a thunderous pause. Something electric. A hitch of breath and movement of silk. The last clink of glass an echo. It's ringing a backdrop to the half a second of hesitance. There's movement again.

>>30396470
anon this is hot and i desperately want to hear this. fuuchan's waivering voice would sound so cute.

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>>30395167
Eh, depends. For some people membership is just a show of support, and consider mengen a bonus. This is how it is for my JP oshis at least. For EN the only one who does this is Millie but she warns people that she only does a mengen every 3 months or so. She compensates by making a lot of membership only posts though, so it feels like you are a part of her day to day life. I've membered all the guys at least one month, and most of it are watchalongs or zatsus. Personally the only notable ones are Ike (mixing, dlc), Sonny (drawing, asmr, tf2), Fulgur(asmr!), and Yugo (track making). I did really like Luca's raw Phony, Alban's Dill, and of course the infamous drunk Shu.

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>>30393750
>Kyo is the straightest ENmale
>Gayest model
What the fuck did management mean by this?

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>>30396634
>>30396810
>Shitters back at again
Fuck off.

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>>30397145
Waaaah, imagine if Vox does a cyborg/robot POV asmr where he's a machinist repairing you.

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>>30397201
im only membered to luca, i used to be a member of every guy in luxiem though. i dont want to complain but i did wish the boys posted more on their memberships like the girls do even if its like sonny just posting images of their dinner or whatever. luca doing one stream a month of just an overplayed anime movie watchalong kinda bores me a bit.

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>>30397145
it's to late for me, i've gone full delulu and am taking all the vox yume content and self inserting fuuchan as the reader/listener. the mental gymnastics i have to do is rotting my brain faster and faster

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>>30397318
mechanic* fuck i had a esl moment

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https://twitter.com/88yai/status/1556231616825298945
fuuchan sex (must follow artist first)

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>>30396810
I'm happy that there's a fellow Voxto sister here, I'm looking forward to their Elden Ring collab later this week. I don't care either for the hate he gets but it feels really undeserved in a lot of cases.
>>30397284
Chill.

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>>30397284
Just hide them my nigga... they're not worth our time or attention

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>>30397284
Calm down and tell me where the rogue touched you.

>>30397618
I see some of the criticism as valid like him popping up in every single chat can get irksome, but his streams with Vox are really entertaining and I like his horror game streams as well. Definitely looking forward to more Elden Ring, the last one where they beat that boss together had me rooting for them like I was at a sports game.

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>>30395062
>>30395335
Rentry's back up.

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>>30397165
Fuck yes! Bartender brothers that


Thank you anon for this tasty vision

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kyo can't read....

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>>30397348
I understand, and I agree. Weird as it is, I enjoy reading if Enna was successful in taking a shit, or about Millie's PC issues or the other girls sharing fanart for wallpapers or sharing updates for their upcoming covers or projects. Even if it seems mundane, it's still a perk and feels intimate in a way. Honestly, at this point I've sort of given up on most of the boy's memberships particularly if they stick to the watchalongs or spam playing with fans. Sonny's my kamioshi, so I'm grateful (?) that he's set my expectations accordingly: 1 mengen a month, no watchalongs, surprise pictures are a bonus but don't expect them because he likes his privacy.

But hey, the boys still have more mengen shit than Nina kek

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>>30398439
thats very true, its honestly funny having the girls and boys memberships seeing how enna uses it to blogpost with 0 care. id like if it the guys used it to test out stream ideas that theyre afraid of doing publicly.

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>>30398197
Thanks! And holy shit that last paragraph is hot. I don't know who I want to self-insert as.

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>>30397163
because i'm on mobile and i got too lazy to manually write twitter handles after the first 20 pics i saved......

[Anonymous No.]

am drunk. i love shusta. shusta love

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>>30399043
Hoeru brothers love!

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>>30399043
wish i was drunk. i also love shusta. shusta love

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I've never had an oshi before this wave but now I'm going so far as to getting off my ass to get a job just so I can monetarily support him. I'm in yumedanshi hell

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kyo.........

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>>30394660
Wait, hold on, I never read the fic before but I am reading it now and this is HOT! I have never felt this feeling before of like... being mentally hard? I don't know how to explain this at all but all I can say is holy sex.

There is so much good stuff in this. I applaud all the anons who contributed/wrote all that! Wonderful show!

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>>30399580
he'll be okay

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>>30399576
If it's making you more productive, can it really be considered a bad thing?

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>>30399682
yeah, i know chuubas with chronic illnesses remind their audience again and again not to concernfag and they know how to manage their illnesses... still feels bad though knowing they're in pain sometimes

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>>30400045
understandable but theyve made it this far, he probably just learned his lesson to not do long visual novels unless he has friends reading for him

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>>30400233
VN streams are also super fun with a group to voice the different characters, maybe he'll try it out next time?

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>>30399798
It feels bad to get all parasocial for someone who goes out of his way not to do BFE or fansa and stuff but you're right, I'm sure he'd be happy he's making a good influence

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>>30400400
he should even a shorter visual novel just to test it out

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guys if i got mysta pregnant accidentally would you guys help me get him an abortion? i can't be a dad yet

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>>30400654
you don't want to fuck into him as he breastfeeds and lap up the milk that squirts out from one nipple while the baby's latched onto the other?

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>>30400654

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>>30400654
Can I have the child? I have use for it.

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>>30400654
Are you actually a male Mystake? Why didn’t you guys use the condom fund that I superchatted him?

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>>30400834
Briskadet... no...

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>>30401202
But they don't want it!

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Kyo having hard time reading will be the perfect pair for Fuuchan who loves reading out loud ToT

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>>30401401
they'll implode all the ESL brains that have a hard time distinguishing them

[Anonymous No.]

Mysta self-insert fics doko
>B-be the change you want to see in the world
I can't I'm a wagie

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>>30401528
how the fuck are there people who have a hard time telling kyo and fuuchan apart but at the same time can tell ren and sonny apart?

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>>30401669
What kinds/tropes would you want? I could try to write something since I agree with your sentiment as well..

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>>30401752
I know, the only guess I have is ESL, which explains inability to recognize accents and the vast difference in vocabulary.

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>>30400828
We're gonna make it bro

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my husband is streaming chivalry 2 with fans!
https://youtu.be/cPungeiaS6U
https://youtu.be/cPungeiaS6U
and kyo will be back in 10 minutes!
https://twitter.com/KyoKanek0/status/1556837992567914496

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luca is setting up a noctyx vs. luxiem collab next week, comfydants your wife might come back...

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>>30403677
i fucking hate that i ended up with an oshi who has commitment issues. i wouldn't feel half as insecure if he just decided on a date and gave it to us. being left to hang feels way worse

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>>30403922
he's just like me frfr
i love him but i also hate him for it

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>>30403677
please... i hope he comes back next week for the unity kino/chaos. noctyx's 6 month is coming up, he gotta be back before then right? ; ;

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>>30403677
Luca has always been based like that

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>>30404086
its kinda scary, we mention we wanted a luxiem collab then he planned one. we ask for a luxnoc collab and he plans it.

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>>30399676
Anons should dress up the maleanons in costumes to commemorate special streams. For example when Milord had his doctor ASMR they would all be wearing nurse outfits

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>>30404529
this is so sex, just imagine a maleanon with his tiny skirt flipped up and his little nurse cap askew because he's getting fucked so hard

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What’s the tally for anons that got lost here?

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>>30405211
ive lost track now, some of them are the same ones asking for it

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I don’t gotta worry about bein groomed in no prostitution ring or nothin because I’m a head honcho bouncer, so I’m chillin. I take my work stone cold serious, but I take my honeybun soft and warm. My honeybun is Shu in this scenario, of course.

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Kyo OC for you guys and the Kyomie

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>>30406432
Cute! Thanks for sharing, anon!

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>>30403677
pogman thank you so mcuh let me suck your balls as thanks...........

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Mystaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa haaaa

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>>30406432
Aw HELL YEAH, this shit is fire. Thanks so much kyomie.

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>>30406536
hey get in line, me first

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i clicked into vox's office asmr thinking it was the doctor one and 5min in i'm wondering how the fuck wife listened to this without dissolving in a puddle because i feel like it's right up his alley. the line about being graciously hired here because nowhere else would want you, holy fuck. and i see a timestamp for where he calls the listener a dog? fukuma brainrot is going to consume my entire nervous system

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>>30406432
I love you

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>>30406548
>>30406934
Wait we have more than one kyomie?

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>>30406432
This is darling art! Kyo a cutie!

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>>30399576
Who is your new oshi?

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>>30396947
Guessing you probably meant luxnoc when you said hako oshi I'm going to reccomend the overcooked 2 collab from Ren Aster and Maria. It has all the fun moment you'd expect from an overcooked collab. Dishes accidentally entering the trash, fires, falling off edges from jostling each other, and general PANIC. The three of them have a pretty good dynamic going on. Maria is an adorable straight man to Ren and Aster's intermittent game of gay chicken, also the hardcarry head chef. Ren does the heavy lifting entertainment-wise with his dirty dishes obsession and quick quips. Aster works well as an intermediate between the other two, he plays the game seriously but also rolls along with Ren's RP. Seeing his live2d keel over from wheezing too hard cracks me up every time, I love it. I hope they play it again

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>>30407222
It's Kyo! It was love at first sight the second the debut teaser dropped.

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>>30407384(Me)
*Guessing you probably meant luxnoc when you said hako oshi BUT I'm going to reccomend the overcooked 2 collab

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>>30399576
Do tell us which lovely boy has captured your heart?

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>>30406432
I like it, you have a nice art style

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>>30407384
i really enjoyed the overcooked collab too! i know some anons found the awkward attempts at flirting between ren and aster cringe but i thought it was funny

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>>30407145
Deadass I think there's at minimum three of us here including myself no cap (at least as far as kyoposters go, I'm sure there are more kyomies)

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That Minecraft stream was the first one I could catch live in a while and it was so good. He's so cute.

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>>30407145
im a lucub who shares when kyo is live since i like him a lot too if that counts

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>>30407846
We kinda poppin off. I’m a full blown kyomie though, I love that little dude he’s my coolest bro.

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looking forward to sex cat's screams during the quarry stream
>>30407936
I love his minecraft streams they're so wholesome

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>>30407145
I rarely post in the thread but yes

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>>30410267
i thought that was a bear...

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>>30410267
wife deserves cock! give him cock!

[Anonymous No.]

yugo isnt even close to being my oshi but i always get happy hearing how luca talks to him off stream..

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>>30406547
*steps on baby mysta*

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>>30411220
Luca talking about Yugo? Nice, gotta be a vod watcher today

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[Anonymous No.]

I'm watching Luca's Chivalry vod did he say faggy or baggy

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>>30411392
nothing worth vod watching, he just said he fell asleep last night in vc talking to shu and yugo then when he woke up this morning, he saw they were still talking so he talked to them then realized how deep his voice sounded so made his voice tweet.

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>>30411491
he said baggy but dont worry i thought the same thing when i heard him

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>>30411577
Okay it's not just me lol he said "like not in a bad way" right after it too so I got worried.

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>>30411613
honestly he couldve said faggy but chat kept saying baggy that i didnt question it much

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LOVE!

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>>30412088

[Anonymous No.]

FUCK I was touching grass for a small moment and I missed the Mysta breeding hour.... gonna cry.

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really feel like the fic archive needs "how the boys would react to being asked to try CNC" greentext or something to that effect but my brain has been too fried to write anything lately. no coherent thoughts only horny also I think rentry is down again godammit

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>>30412752
>spoiler
They might be getting ddos'd again, it's happened a few times in the past.

[Anonymous No.]

HITD lofi mv, its honestly really cute
https://youtu.be/BG_P6yYVnik

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https://youtu.be/BG_P6yYVnik

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>>30412997
>>30412992
aww that MV really is cute thank you for linking anons

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>>30412997
I want a Niji EN cartoon more than ever now... Looney Tunes/Cuphead realness, gosh Selen is a freaking gem. Niji Love.

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cute boys sleeping together, i like that the fan mascots were included too

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>>30407145
yeah there are a handful of us in here. I mainly post about wifey though...

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my sexcat can’t be this cute…

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>>30413993
How does he do it... what’s his secret?

[Anonymous No.]

Milords tv........

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>>30415048
i would be so mad. beyond angry. i just want him to be able to watch obi wan... it sounds so stressful

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>>30415048
.....is he cursed to be tv-less...

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This is honestly ridiculous. I've never had issues with John Lewis before, he's just cursed.

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>>30415048
This sounds like something that you can absolutely karen out of... there's no way they cannot pay over time and get someone to set up the fucking tv after fucking it up last time.

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>>30415236
$5000 TV that they themselves broke setting up and then fucking him around for a week would probably get me on the phone with corporate if it happened to me

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>>30415291
Yeah, I would have demanded that they replace it within the week if I paid for installation and they broke it...

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>>30415048
milord's life is a comedy......

[Anonymous No.]

Yugo’s schedule this week looks so good that I’m gonna watch him for the first time in months. Excited to see how much he’s grown.

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>>30413993
Alban is /here/
>>30397348
>>30398439

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>>30415724
At first I thought you were just complimenting his schedule layout

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>>30415048
it's his third TV tragedy and I'm still laughing, god please take a pity on this dumb demon

[Anonymous No.]

i like washed up dilfy vox so i drew it

[Anonymous No.]

The year is 2023. Vox Akuma has just gotten done celebrating his one year anniversary. He receives a call from John Lewis himself, who informs him that his latest attempt at a TV replacement was intercepted by scrappers looking to steal the van's catalytic converter. Vox places his head in his hands. He hears a voice come from the phone.
"They're currently being pursued live on BBC right now. Do you have a different TV you can watch it on?"
He groans so loudly that it shakes his mic's boom arm.

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>>30416814
god dilfs are hot, dilf asmr when

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>>30416814
please post this on twitter it's amazing. oh my god i didn't know i needed this

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>>30416814
Thank you, scruffy milord is super cute, wanna give him his favorite beer when he’s watching tv

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>>30416836
I believe this will happen

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>>30416814
if he had a lit cigarette hanging from his mouth i would cum instantly upon seeing this

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>>30416879
but muh anonymity

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to murder the next person who says ayo

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>>30417069
Just make a throwaway

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>>30417057
i tried

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>>30417363
amazing. thank you so much.

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>>30415908
considering he updated his mengen today I wouldn’t be surprised

[Anonymous No.]

thankfully i'm not schizo enough to think that the thread is being scraped for feedback but that's not gonna stop me from manifesting the return of my oshi bigmonkeman37.
bigmonkeman37, come home. hot swap between 3 different games in one stream because twitch encourages it with automatic vod chapters. get bored with runescape after an hour and play 3 matches of overwatch before running dark souls 2 back for an hour before signing off. normalize being a variety streamer with a short attention span

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>>30416814
Anon this is pure sex. Thank you for this food!

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>>30417868
i am schizo enough, some things are too on time. manifesting bigmonkeman37 happens for you

[Anonymous No.]

Today, I believe… Our indie 3view shall come back to us… He shall save us…

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>>30418759
Please may he return

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>>30418759
i will wait until next week because today's minecraft stream was so good. i'm sure he'll do it when his family obligations are over. i'll wait as long as it takes. he's coming. hopefully his purple friend helps him get it set up and squared away so there's no speedbumps

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>>30416836
https://twitter.com/ReimuEndou/status/1556924911209398272

[Anonymous No.]

Main thread getting too uppity.
Anyways, the lofi animation saved me and brought a plentiful feast of crumbs. Zemyata is a real one.

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>>30419819
>>30419865
a crumb for everyone

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>>30419786
kek the curse is real.
Just give up and watch shows in VR with as large a screen as he want at this point.

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I had a dream about Fulgur last night. It was nighttime, dim lights were lit up on either side of the street. I was walking home from a party that he had attended as well. Then I suddenly saw him in the middle of the street, clearly drunk or tipsy at least. He looked happy, cheerful even. He approached me when he saw me and I don't remember what he said but it ended in a hug, and let me tell you, I rarely felt this safe in someone's arms. I wish it lasted longer.

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>>30420976
i'm glad you were able to have that anon

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[Anonymous No.]

don't like anime
watched streamers for a long time
glad to have found him

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>>30404865
The possibilities are endless. Maleanons dressed as peasant girls for the dragon ASMR, french maids for the butler stream

I want to fuck them so bad

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>>30425330
got a continuation to this now

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>>30415724
It will be the same thing for me. He really grown on me and makes me happy how he turned out after 5 months of discovering what he want for his channel.

[Anonymous No.]

Because Luca streamed early and short I was able to nap and then made cupcakes tonight on a whim, which I wouldn't usually do. I'll have to take most into work tomorrow cause I made too many and there are two coworkers who will make comments along the lines of "I could only bake on a weeknight if my kids were away at camp/I didn't have kids" little do they know that the only reason I could is because my own son was away for the night. I look forward to him having the house stuff sorted, moving and settling in annd being able to stream however long he wants and do all sorts of new things. I'm really happy that he's taking the steps to do so and will soon having a better living situation but I do miss his accidental 6hr long streams because he got distracted talking to us. SOrry for blogposting, I love him.

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>>30425648
adorable lucub enjoy your cupcakes

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>>30425648
i miss him too anon but i cant wait for the streams when he moves

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>>30424079
Isn't he wonderful?
Enjoy your stay

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>>30426902
i have for 7 months now at least. i always will. such a silly man.
it will never make sense to anyone but us kindred, but seeing him make the same mistake 4 or 5 times with the lava yesterday because he's trying to talk to us and fix it at the same time just does something to me.
someone distracted because they love talking to you so much and fucking up a simple task over and over without realizing it because they just want to talk to you really just worms its way into my brain. just him being himself. too powerful.

[Anonymous No.]

i really hope we get custom voicepacks or just daily affirimation voicepacks one day so i can just hear my oshi tell me nice things and motivate me sometimes when i just want to hear his voice and not kill myself

[Anonymous No.]

Yugo is still hilarious, and his English has gotten better. Love this DJ.

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>>30425330
>>30425372
UOOOOOHHHHHHH TOT MOCHI CHEEKIES WANT TO NOM TOT SMALL LITTLE BABY SHU BABY LUCA KISSING THEIR BIG BRO TOT ahem, thanks anon for this

[Anonymous No.]

I hope dumb demon and dunb alien have a silly stream and make powerscalers very angry.

[Anonymous No.]

Thank you for being a cute brat tonight Alban but I must sleep. Catboy love!

[Anonymous No.]

Fukuma MM MM MMMH!
https://poipiku.com/5916052/7280305.html

[Anonymous No.]

Monster duo soon

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milord and ojisan live https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6H3UztyXBA

[Anonymous No.]

Vox continues to be a hit with the aussies

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>>30430607
delicious

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>milord doesn't know ike is god

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>>30430607
SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX

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>>30427937
I missed his stream, how was it? I was interested in catching it but I was still sleepy.

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>>30435649
It was good, lots of funny moments and the thumbnails were great.

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>"if you all ganged up on me I'm sure I would lose"
Ganging up together on Milord.....................

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Hearing them talk about Luca and Sonny more reminds me how I'm sore at the lack of content making use of their Mafia and Cop dynamic

[Anonymous No.]

Voicepack but it's milord talking about runescape autism for 3 hours

How much will you pay

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my wife is god tier in my heart

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>>30436076
i have said at least a dozen times over the last week that i will just send twitch currency for this exact stream on twitch next week. i don't need to buy a voice pack. i just need him to go live as an affiliate on twitch

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>>30436076
This is all I want I'll pay whatever price

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shugur sisters we win today

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LET'S GOOOOOO
https://twitter.com/shu_yamino/status/1557017406521876483

[Anonymous No.]

This stream is so fucking dumb that it wraps back around to being funny

[Anonymous No.]

I'm still disappointed in Aster's lore. It could have been so cool especially with that animation but it was just.....his mom dying and he made friends. iluna lore was definitely a downgrade from luxiem and noctyx.

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>>30437108
Will never not be mad at that. Only Ren's lore is anything worth looking at and even then it's only because he's the first alien in EN lore.

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I love how Ren is making me look forward to his future streams even more by revealing tiny bits of lore every day. Sasuga alien.

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>he's a lone wolf
THAT'S NOT FUUCHAN THAT'S LEGATUS MILORD YOU DUMB FUCK

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>visits main thread
>people are unironically getting angry over a meme stream
>leaves main thread
Sometimes I forget how schizo that place can get

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>>30440210
I'm playing Ultrakill instead. Way better use of my time.

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>>30440210
Not normal behavior. It’s Joke…

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>>30440210
it's wrapped around like 5 times of being so stupid it's funny and so funny it's stupid. Then I saw the wall of reactions from all his coworkers and realized it's the funniest fucking thing ever. I love it.

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>>30440210
I'm there because it's prime shitposting time and wife has been gone for over two weeks so I have zero impulse control left

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>>30440395
Chaos? Mr. Coom calls it fun!

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Powerlevelfags, not even once.

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>milord schedules a collab to become a heel for a couple days
his intelligence is beyond my comprehension. bigmonkeman37, do whatever the fuck you want

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>>30440789
he's playing 5d chess at this point

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>>30440789
Milord, continue to filter out the schizos that takes this too seriously. Sasuga.

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>>30441054
>>30441005
If you look up "(video game) slander" this stream is literally that but for NijiEN and it's amazing

[Anonymous No.]

my wife is indeed very skilled at following orders

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>Gets the whole branch trending on twitter just from seethe
Truly the Lelouch of the branch, I kneel.

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WIFE TENTACLE RAPE TIME

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Every week this fucking guy does some bullshit that makes me love him more. Creating a hornet's nest just to kick it was not what I was expecting

[Anonymous No.]

Ren can just rip off Fulgur's limbs and fuck him like an onahole with his huge alien dick.

[Anonymous No.]

WHY IS THIS EVEN A FUCKING DEBATE WIFE WOULD FUCKING DESTROY REN HES WAY STRONGER AND HAS LITERALLY ACID AS BLOOD FOR HIS ARMS GOD FUCKING DAMMIT

[Anonymous No.]

I'm not even a fujosis but this sounds like good content for you all

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>>30443103
it's good content for everyone. it's NijiEN slander: the stream

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>>30443035
SEX

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Vox getting everyone mald is what I live for, rock on you crazy demon.

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>>30443225
I meant when they were talking about Ren and Fulgur but I agree, it's been hilarious overall

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When are they going to start fucking

[Anonymous No.]

oooouuuuhuhhhhhh purple boy threesome

[Anonymous No.]

This is so cute...

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>NIJIPURPLE THREESOME
I WAS ACTUALLY HAVING THOUGHTS ABOUT AN ILLUSTRATION OF THIS FOR ABOUT A WEEK AND THEN IT JUST MANIFESTED ITSELF IN THIS STREAM.
WHAT THE FUCK

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>>30443975
Holy based Rio. I love how the companies are interacting more it's so cute! I've seen Magni and Milord interacting a lot I think they're similar in a lot of ways. It would be awesome if they could collab one day.

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i keep looking at this and thinking about wife getting gangraped in a dark alleyway

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>>30444334
wife looks so happy being gangraped!

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>>30444398
he can't wait to be triple-penetrated by his kamioshi, his brother and tentacle dick!

[Anonymous No.]

Alright milord, where is the twitch stream

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Yet again, milord’s shitposting results in another successful master plan. I love this demon.

[Anonymous No.]

Leave it to Milord to stir up trouble for fun. Love this demon so much.

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>>30444327
I honestly don't have any opinion about any possible collab between companies. If it happens, cool, if not, cool. I'm just here to enjoy my oshi having fun and seeing cute interactions

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Would you peg mysta

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>>30447606
Hard yes

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>>30447206
Same. The list of people within NijiEN itself I'd like my oshi to have collabs with is already so long, I don't have the capacity to care for people outside it.

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Love demon so much for this stream even though he talked too fucking much

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>>30448135
There was definitely a point where he realized he could use the stream for shitposting and he fucking ran with it. I don’t blame him, it’s resulting in kino.

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I miss him, I love him. 1 more week...

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https://twitter.com/Fulgur_Ovid/status/1557064748847464449
KEK wife

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>does a clearly uninformed tier list of Nijisanji English members
>calls it "objective" to induce seethe
>chaos ensues, still keeps going anyway
>makes everyone seethe so much that they revisit their lores and make better tierlists
>actually gets more people interested in the rest of the branch's lores
Sasuga, Mr. Coom

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Kyo in Wosemi's stream to control the chaos!!!

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MY BRO IS HOPPIN IN ROSEMI’S TIER LIST CORRECTIONS.

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>>30449126
5D chess!!!

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>>30449126
sasuga vox vi britannia

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>>30449126
Unsung hero of the branch. Dude pulled a lelouch, gotta have someone to hate to bring peace.

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Despite all of this, I still have no interest in watching any of the females.

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Enter DJ

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>>30449081
I love my wife

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>>30449896
I know we like to talk about his room temp IQ but Shu couldn't tell what his tier list meant... Is NijiEN just dumb in general...?

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>>30450595
Took you this long to figure it out?

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>>30450595
Judging from the replies most people didn't get it, amazing

[Anonymous No.]

Luca in Rosemi's stream with his cute sleepy voice!

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Enter Mafia man

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And there he goes.

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>>30451006
People acting confused like the list is incomprehensible when it conveys a very simple message... my faith in humanity...

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Upcoming streams:
Aster The Looker (hrs): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=seQ37BdkeOs
Kyo Mortuary Assistant (5hrs): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3z25As7iCyY
Uki and Ren Apex (6hrs): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSoagcKWbKU
Luca Minecraft (8hrs):https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1OXei_eTF6M
Mysta and wose Lunch Lady (20hrs): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjqlHSX7rgA

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luca never change

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>>30451997 (me)
Aster is in 2 hours, me no type only shoot demons in ultrakill

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>>30436086
went to check out this artist's other art and their acc is deleted....anon, do you have more of their work saved?

[Anonymous No.]

A BIRTHMARK NEAR HIS ASS? NOTED

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If this gives me more Luca lore I will super chat Vox 50 bucks quote me

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>>30453060

[Anonymous No.]

Fuuchan in the stream!

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WIFE IN WOSE STWEAM

>>30453313
SEEEEXXXX

[Anonymous No.]

WIFE WIFE WIFE

[Anonymous No.]

FUUCHAN HERE

[Anonymous No.]

WIFE ALERT

[Anonymous No.]

Goodbye fufuchan.....

[Anonymous No.]

Hello fufuchan!!!!!

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QUILLDREN GET IN HERE

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>>30455325
ill watch the vod

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FUUCHAN WANTS ALIEN DICK TO TOP HIM

[Anonymous No.]

Fuuchan irl

[Anonymous No.]

Wife gone...

[Anonymous No.]

alright back to killing myself

[Anonymous No.]

i missed luca in rosemi's stream

[Anonymous No.]

wifebros i'm not gonna make it please feed me whatever wife yume scenarios you have please please please pleeas, e

[Anonymous No.]

Now that that is over, I'm looking forward to the Renki stream tonight!

[Anonymous No.]

I don't want to study I want to draw vtuber boys fucking.

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>>30460724
Reward yourself for studying by drawing vtuber boys fucking.

[Anonymous No.]

bigmonkeman37 please come home

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i miss my cute girlfriend wife so much. i want him to rest and heal his voice after the karaoke, but i still miss him! it was nice to hear him on wose’s stream, but i want to watch him play a comfy chill game again soon…

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>>30458991
SEX!

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>>30457881
Take my brainworm of wife trying to make you warmer while cuddling but it's not really working because his robo limbs are cold... He's trying his damn best though and it's a very cute gesture but you end up covering both of you in a hefty blanket and fall asleep together watching a movie.

Hope this helps?

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Aster live https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=seQ37BdkeOs

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>>30463327
NTA but this is so cute, thank you...

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>>30427599
Sis... do you need a hug?

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da boys

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For Vox and Sonny fans, dancing with the rest of Shiishii's team https://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm40899239

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>>30457881
Something quick, not as much as you deserve! Think of it like fast food but! You and your cywifey!!!

-

See, you never thought working at a big box electronics store would get you anywhere. You cleaned viruses, you put in software, but your job was all the dullness of basic IT with all the aggravation of retail.

It doesn't change until it does, like most things.

A thunderstorm, a man in a red hoodie with electric eyes. Store's nearly empty, you're waiting to close but don't have the heart to tell the guy to leave. He looks about as miserable as the weather, and you're tired but you'd like to think you still had the capacity for a little sympathy.

That sympathy turns into something else entirely when you hear his sweet voice, as powerful as a bolt out of the blue.

"Can you help me?"

You've never been so happy to realize that you were capable. And more so willing, and past that...

You wanted to, so, so much.

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>>30465299
Incredible

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Rotating brothers that in my mind microwave

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>>30464639
yeah i did need a hug

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>>30466977
*hugs the existential pain out of you*

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>>30467887
thank you thank you

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Ike is in Aia's stream, he's joining so many streams and retweeting so much art! I'm so happy!!!!

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Sonny's awake. I hope he has a good day today.

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Quilldren, Ike is in Aia’s stream if you can handle her voice https://youtu.be/XTjc3ZET4Lg

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be wrapped in Lucas fur coat by Luca... Boss may have just inerrogated or tortured a man but I am cold and I want his giant fluffy coat that smells like him.

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>>30469673
cute..