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30390185 No.30390185 [Reply] [Original]

>vtuber cant cook

Is this a good thing or a bad thing, /vt/?

>> No.30390257

>>30390185
Vtubers are either pigs, incompetent or mentally ill. These tend to overlap too.

>> No.30390264

>>30390185
It simply recasts a vtuber from a wife role into a mistress role

>> No.30390291

>>30390185
Modern women can't cook in general, why are you shocked?

>> No.30390311

>>30390185
>women can’t cook in the modern world
What else is new?

>> No.30390314

>>30390185
It's not that hard to cook. How retarded you gotta be to start a fire

>> No.30390372

How could this ever be a good thing?

>> No.30390405

>>30390185
It's fine when vtubers can't cook.
It's bad when they throw away a "part time warrior" gimmick for "anime fried chicken chef", and they can't actually cook.

>> No.30390443

>>30390185
>a bit of kitchen fire traumatized her so much that she can't stream
Just say you don't want to stream for fuck's sake. I'm tired of reading these lame ass excuses.

>> No.30390492

>>30390185
How the fuck do people set shit on fire in the kitchen? Like genuinely how this is some actual cartoon type bullshit

>> No.30390563

a bad thing for her future husband

>> No.30390580

>>30390185
Kiara can cook, she's also kind of dumb.

>> No.30390627

>>30390492
>put oil on stove
>forget about it
>oil heats up too much
>grease fire
It's never happened to me but I can see it happening because I don't watch my pan every second either while cooking.

The real problem is retards not knowing how to put out the fire and having a retard meltdown like Kiara did. At least she knew not to put water in it so that's already smarter than most women

>> No.30390633

>>30390580
yea she posts her food a lot and it looks pretty good. kitchen fuckups happen

>> No.30390703

>>30390492
It genuinely baffles me as well.
I had a friend melt his fucking spatula in a wok because he forgot about it watching shit on his phone.

>> No.30390870

>>30390492
Don’t clean their stove

>> No.30391088

>>30390185
This is from 4 days ago. Kill yourself.

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>>30390185
It's a good thing.
Kiara should marry me so I can move to Austria and cook and clean for her.

>> No.30391409

jesus christ holoEN looks for the tiniest fucking excuses to take a day off work.

sorry boss I burnt my breakfast I can't work today.

>> No.30391517

>>30390443
She literally streamed a few hours later.

>> No.30391966

>>30390185
If a chuuba says ANYTHING following or immediately followed by "I don't think I can stream today" I don't believe them. It's all just bullshit cope they're using to get out of streaming. Which is fine by me really, if you don't wanna stream don't I guess, but don't lie about it.

>> No.30392149

>>30390492
Leaving the stove on while doing other shit

>> No.30392847

tfw no Choco wife to cook dinner for you every night

>> No.30393077

>>30390443
>>30391409
>>30391966
Except she didn't take a day off from work. Which makes all of you complete retards.

>> No.30393257

>>30390492
When you grow up and your mom stops cooking you tendies, stuff spills under the coils on the stove all the time and this is enough to start a small fire. She should know to just pour salt onto it, but streamers get tendies delivered and are manchildren like you.

>> No.30393279

>>30390314
I once caused an explosion trying to boil water because I turned on the wrong stove.

>> No.30393434

Just use a microwave bird girl. When I get home from work I "cook" for five minutes, grab a soda and go sit at my computer.

>> No.30393477

>>30390185
It is probably that she was cooking something then just forgot about it.

>> No.30393704

>>30390185
there's literal video evidence of her cooking lasagne

>> No.30393724

>>30393077
>not following kiara's pathetic activites.

yeah I'm the retard u kfpcuck lmao

>> No.30394553
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30394553

Why can't modern women cook?

>> No.30395520
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>>30390185
Onigiri cooks, so is a good thing.

>> No.30396530

>>30393279
>someone set booby trap in your stove
Do you have many enemies?

>> No.30396762

>>30393257
>under the coils
Fucking anglos, just use electric.

>> No.30396845

>>30390185
I don't care what gender you are you should be able to at least whip up something simple to feed yourself

>> No.30396984

>>30396530
No, it was 13 years ago and there was a glass container on another part of the stove, which is the part I turned on by mistake instead of the one with the pot of water. I probably would have died from hot glass shards if I wasn't doing something else waiting for the water to boil. I had to pick out glass that dug into the wood floor instead. I don't dare cook any more.

>> No.30398414

>>30397146
kfpcucks getting told

>> No.30398769

>>30398414
>samefagging a comment that was autodeleted so nobody but the author ever saw it
yes, doxxbeats are indeed like this

>> No.30399096

>>30390185
What was the stream like during the fire? How big was the flame? Did chat see it happening and warn her?

>>30396984
Geezus christ anon. I'm glad you're okay.

>> No.30399158

>>30398769
I had the tab open w/ auto update so that's why I saw it you dumbass lmao.

>> No.30399244

>>30396984
And I hope you regain the confidence to cook and pay more attention.
I've turned on the wrong burner before too.

>> No.30399452

>>30399096
>What was the stream like during the fire? How big was the flame? Did chat see it happening and warn her?

It was off-stream before a collab. By the time she deals with it (fire alarm in the entire building not just her apartment, have to deal with the technicien/fire department) occupied her just enough to not be in time for the collab but she streamed for anyway a few hours after.
The other could have stream anyway but they didn’t, the collab was reschedules.
The fire was just in a pan. It caught fire as soon as she picked it up and she somehow stopped it by just blowing on it. She knew she shouldn’t put water on it (smart), but she didn’t had a lead and didn’t think of using a towel (less smart)

>> No.30399517

>>30399452 (me)
for members*

>> No.30400529

>>30390185
Not knowing how to cook is a certified that you failed as a sentient living being.

>> No.30400868

>>30393279
>turned on the wrong stove
You should ideally only have on of those lying around I think.

>> No.30400910

she's lying lol

>> No.30401003

>>30400529
I know a lot of excellent people, personally and otherwise, who can't cook for shit. You're just projecting.
>I'm a gigantic fuckup, but at least I can cook!

>> No.30401036

>>30400910
are you 12?

>> No.30401048

I don't understand what it means to not be able to cook, just follow a recipe.

>> No.30401108

>>30396845
/thread

nigga that can't cook is a sad nigga

>> No.30401192

>>30393257
just put aluminum foil on the stove, and change it and clean the stove once every two weeks.

Only a retard would cause a fire in a kitchen

>> No.30401198
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>>30390185
bad thing. even noel, who hasn't cooked in a while, isn't that bad.

>> No.30401216

>>30401048
I mean she does cook. She cooked on stream. She just set a pan on fire this one time because she left it with no surveillance while doing something else.

>> No.30401267

My latina trad wife, is cooking a cake from scratch right now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=knQi86FgXbs

>> No.30401348

Don't worry. Reine can pay for a private chef.

>> No.30401411

Good, she'll have to eat take out and get a bigger ass

>> No.30402134

>>30390291
>>30390311
These are the good posts

>> No.30402338

>>30401048
Some people literally can't do that because they don't know the basics of being in a kitchen. On top of that, there are people who don't know how to crack eggs nor scramble them.

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HOW COULD SHE DO THIS TO ME AHHHHHH

>> No.30408279

>>30390185
Unsuitable for marriage

>> No.30409269

>>30402338
>there are people who don't know how to crack eggs nor scramble them
I don't believe you

>> No.30411503

>>30393724
>admits to having zero clue about the antics of the person they anti, ergo meaning they don't have any good shitpost baits so they rely on misinformation that makes the most logical sense to them

yeah I'm the retard u egg lmao

>> No.30414345

>>30390185
It's not just chuuba anon. Modern women cant cook for shit. My gf almost burned our kitchen down while frying a fucking egg.

>> No.30415224

>>30396762
My electric stove has coils. Yes it's retarded.
Landlords always buy the cheapest shit they can get away with. Even in nice places, if you rent this is the shit you deal with.

>> No.30415336

>>30390185
theres a fast food place on every corner nowadays. no one knows how or cares to cook anymore.

>> No.30416220

>>30393257
Speak for yourself faggot. My kitchen is sparkling clean.

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>> No.30416386

I don't really mind that the majority of modern women can't cook, honestly. I have found few things in life that are as satisfying as cooking a nice meal for a woman I love. I don't cook very complicated things for myself as a bachelor, but whenever I date someone I love to spoil them and cook them their favorite meals.

>> No.30416461

>>30416386
Based. I hate cooking stuff for myself but I love seeing other people's excitement when I serve them my food. I switch from shut-in to Michelin star chef when someone comes over.

>> No.30416490

>>30394553
Most modern westerners can't cook. It's been this way for decades. I'm a younger millennial (born 1995) raised by gen X-ers (both born 1970) and neither of them can cook for shit.

>> No.30416553

>>30416461
Hell yeah, man. I have no qualms with being the cook whenever I end up meeting the woman I'll end up settling down with. It's just like you say, the excitement makes the effort worth it and then some.
It isn't even that hard to cook a nice meal; it just takes practice. It doesn't even feel like work if the person you're sharing it with hangs out with you in the kitchen while you cook.

>> No.30416953

>>30390185
Are they entertaining?

>> No.30416961

>cooks almost everyday
>posts the food or livestreams the cooking and food always looks delicious
>has a fuck up for one time, but actually reacted like a pro trying to suffocate it instead of throwing water on the burning oil
>this somehow means she can´t cook

if you never do something, then you can´t do anything wrong.

>> No.30417139

Why are they all so mentally weak? I have a femoid colleague who went home crying because a stupid fucking pidgeon suicide bombed a window that she wasn't even sitting close to.

>> No.30417232

>>30417139
The human experience is one of dualism, anon. The existence of the weak necessitates the existence of the strong.
That you react to weakness with mockery and not understanding is very telling. We all walk different paths through life. Senseless death could be more traumatic for others than it could be for you. True strength comes from understanding their perspectives and empathizing with them.

>> No.30418695

>>30390627
wait, really? maybe my stoves are really low but the worst I've ever had was it just shooting and vaporing out. washing out sticky grease/oil sucks but never had a fire.

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