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30375358 No.30375358 [Reply] [Original]

What is sex with Polka like?

>> No.30376134

Honk honk

>> No.30377610 [SPOILER] 
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>>30375358

>> No.30377716

Kinda chubby and stinky but she has way too much energy

>> No.30377823

>>30375358
Her idea of a creampie is a pie in your face.

>> No.30377884
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>> No.30377923

[honking intensifies]

>> No.30377937

>>30375358
>Joke novelty hand comes off during handjob
>Blows balloon animals with all the condom
>Boobs make hooking sounds when squeezed
>Finish inside
>Suddenly sits on your face and explains in broken English the clown hit you with a cream pie

>> No.30377984
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I had sex with Polka on the beach once. Unfortunately the tsunami sirens went off shortly afterward and it ruined the entire mood.

>> No.30378060

>>30375358
amazing with occasional random honking noises followed by a laugh track

>> No.30378180

>>30378060
>>30377937
>>30377884
Combine all these for an accurate picture

>> No.30378278

>>30375358
Moist.

>> No.30378313

>>30377884
>anon-kun you are making me so wet!
>sprays you with sparkling water

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>>30377884

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>>30375358

>> No.30379358

Clown Car Womb.

>> No.30382915

>>30375358
It would be extremely painful.

>> No.30389752

>>30382915
you're a big guy

>> No.30389796

>>30389752
For you

>> No.30389918

>>30375358
Pretty funny

>> No.30390137

>>30375358
Unprotected, babymaking, with other girls

>> No.30391789

>polka has a handle of what you assume to be anal beads in her ass
>she asks you to pull
>you pull out a bead,you hear a honking noise as it plopped out of her sphincter
>it's bright red, like a clown's nose, and it's almost 2 inches in circumference
>she tells you to keep going
>you pull another one out
>and again
>and again
>and again
>at this point your hands are shivering in fear as you are now four feet away from polka, yet there are still beads being pulled out
>"The DOOT Revenant will never be the same..." you think
>she's now face down on the floor ass up just twitching and shivering while she says "keep pulling them out!" occasionally in a slurred voice
>you decide to end this
>you grab the handle with both hands
>you summon forth the power of every third grader in the early 2000s
>"LET IT RIP!!"
>you pull out the beads with the enthusiasm of an angry lumberjack trying to start an old chainsaw
>polka screams in euphoria
>the sound of the beads as it exits her colon sounds like a mob of angry toddlers in squeaky shoes marching towards you
>you keep pulling and pulling, not knowing how much time has passed
>eventually it all ran out
>you are at awe at the red, sloppy pile of beads you've amassed next to you, almost as tall as you
>you go to check on polka
>she's breathing, albeit passed out with a stupid look on her face
>her ass is gaping wide open, you wonder if it will ever close back to normal
>you wipe her off, clean her as best you can and lay her in bed
>you just contemplate your life and what you have done until she wakes up

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>>30375358
She would laugh while pounding you incessantly, way over your endurance level. You'd sit there tired, with your dick getting numb from getting raped by the horny fennec on top of you

>> No.30392298

>>30375358
Ask Yagoo, he should know.

>> No.30392341

>>30377610
impregnation is so fucking hot

>> No.30397601

>>30375358
stinky in a good way

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Polka and I are expecting! Congratulate us!

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>>30375358
chubby comedian with dat laugh? bretty gud mane

>> No.30401091

>>30377610
>hey, you were disloyal, so i'm gonna get pregnant with your child today
who the fuck writes this shit

>> No.30406731

>>30377610
Yes, she's going to get pregnant with my child

>> No.30408011

>>30401091
found the nigger.

>> No.30411071

meds

>> No.30411266

>>30401091
Tying the guy down so he can't leave or has to pay child support. Typical woman tactic.

>> No.30411355

>>30408011
????

>> No.30412431

Like with a chubby yandere.
So probably the most romantic experience any couple may experience on this earth.

>> No.30412541

What? How would I know?

>> No.30412720

>>30377937
this post had no right to make my dick hard

>> No.30413702

>>30375358
Arguably worse than sex with Nobuhime

>> No.30413829

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HxnXKGNMrWU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1RcAhDvb0Q

>> No.30417034

clunny

>> No.30418583

>>30377610
>>30392105
These two together would be heaven

>> No.30419755

>>30411355
They often abandon their partners despite having children together.

>> No.30422311

>>30375358
Like the sexual equivalent of a Robin William's skit. Switching voices, roles and positions several times a minute.

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