/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

[Anonymous No.]

My oshi, ladies and gentlemen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30373684
Whore*

[Anonymous No.]

>>30373684
delicious faunamilk

[Anonymous No.]

>>30373684
So she admits that she'd rather get free art than ever pay for it, despite her having a very specific image in mind. Your oshi is a manipulative monster. Good job Anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>30373848
A chuuba who plays chess, not checkers. The best kind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30373684
MOOOOOOMMMYYY

[Anonymous No.]

horniest fauna moment?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30373684
Well? We're waiting for the cowkini pics.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30373848
nice try faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>30373684
She loves her fans

[Anonymous No.]

>>30373684
Fauna and Noel cowkini collab when?

[Anonymous No.]

Then she shouldn't be opposed to me sucking the milk out of her titties

[Anonymous No.]

>>30373684
whore

[Anonymous No.]

>>30373999
There's been a couple.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30374005
>Can't refute it
I'm sorry you found out like this Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30373684
Time for Fauna to get a cowtits Snuffy-like model to match.

[Anonymous No.]

>Wants art of herself in a revealing outfit with huge lactating boobs and the implication that her fans are going to drink her milk

HOLY BASED BRB BECOMING A SAPLING

[Anonymous No.]

Follow up:

[Anonymous No.]

>>30373999

[Anonymous No.]

>>30373684
I FUCKING LOVE HER SO MUCH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.]

>>30373684
My oshi now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30373999
>>30374323

[Anonymous No.]

>>30374323
Cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>30374294
>I'm forever indebted to artists
>Uhhh but don't ask if I want to do a commission. Uh! I'm emotionally indebted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30373999
>>30374446

[Anonymous No.]

>>30374265
is this a result of saplings breastfeed threads?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30374491
Shut the fuck up gaylord and enjoy the big titty cow art

[Anonymous No.]

>>30373999
>>30374507

[Anonymous No.]

>>30373719
fpbp

[Anonymous No.]

>>30374491
based. fuck twitter artists

[Anonymous No.]

>>30374491
Yep. Nothing wrong with it, it's not like she's *forcing* anyone to draw her nor did she ask anyone to and then refuse to pay them. People just do it out of free will so...

[Anonymous No.]

>>30373999

[Anonymous No.]

>>30373719
Suc this cock anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>30373999
>>30374562

[Anonymous No.]

>>30374491
She didn't even ask them. They did it out of their own volition. She literally just typed "Muuuuuu" and those degenerates decided to do it themselves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30374555
Don't worry about Faunaschizo. Fauna could pay every fanartist 1000 bucks and Faunaschizo would spin it as a bad thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30373684
I'll never stop being mad over the girl with the milf avatar acting like the biggest loli of them all
Fauna talks and sounds like shes 13

[Anonymous No.]

>>30374491
I'm happily going to draw Fauna with huge lactating tits for free
Cope and squeeb

[Anonymous No.]

>>30374491
>be artist
>work for free
WHY DIDN'T THEY PAY ME

[Anonymous No.]

>>30374670
Nah she does act like a mommy. Just not a DOMMY mommy.

There are different kinds of milfs, Fauna is the nurturing type, not the stomp on your balls type.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30374491
Commissions are expressly for when someone won't draw what you want for free, retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30373684
This girl is the most blatantly manipulative person in all of HoloEN and it's amazing how no one has caught onto it.
I think she's an actual sociopath. Never cries, panics, gets angry, or shows any emotions. Never shares anything about her life unlike people like Kronii and Mumei who will trauma dump you or give you sob stories about their life. Always hiding behind a "soft" personality which is the easiest thing in the world to fake.
She's also a massive leech and social climber. Just look at the whole Shondo drama. She's going to do the same to Gura, just watch.

[Anonymous No.]

Best one yet

[Anonymous No.]

>>30374751
>panics, gets angry
Watch streams

[Anonymous No.]

>>30374670
>Literally implying she wants you to suck on her tits and drink her milk
Anon....that's the most motherly thing a woman can do...m

[Anonymous No.]

>>30374721
Have you ever even heard a woman over 30 talk? Faunas voice squeeks like a little kid
She has the highest pitch in holoEN

[Anonymous No.]

>>30374751
I saw her ragequit after self goaling Anon...and she discloses stories of her life to members. She doesn't wants to reveal that part of herself to the mass of greys

[Anonymous No.]

>>30374751
Holy based. She's my oshi now

[Anonymous No.]

She's the only holo I watch

[Anonymous No.]

>>30373684
vshojo?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30374491
Twitter artists are bandwagon hopping faggots anyways. If they want to do a drawing of her, it's for the clout and attention they will receive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30374751
Saplings are legitimately the most braindead fan base. Negative iq levels.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30374751
yknow i was surprised too. the first time i met a girl who never trauma dumped or vented or anything like that because simply they had no major problems in their life whatsoever. it's a hard thing to wrap your head around, that people like that exist in this world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30374751
I'm a sapling and I'm infinitely happier with Fauna than my previous oshi. Even if it's all fake the effort she puts in being as perfect as possible and creating a nurturing and comfy experience is more effort than any of the other girls puts into their content

[Anonymous No.]

>>30374751
i actually agree that she's a manipulative sociopath, and every time she giggles it's because she can't believe people are buying into her character acting.

and that is why she's my oshi

[Anonymous No.]

>>30374797
I mean in terms of attitude, not the voice. Yes, the voice isn't befitting a mommy, but the way she acts is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30374751
Is she a manipulative sociopath? Probably.

Do I care? No. The content is good and she has a solid work ethic. She is simply a solid, reliable chuuba.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30374797
she struggles to hit the high notes in normal ass songs

[Anonymous No.]

>>30374964
You accept a lie knowing the crash will hurt even more. I pity you.
>>30374955
People do exist like that. But no one who seeks fame and attention is normal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30375134
The fake is of far greater value. In its deliberate attempt to be real, it's more real than the real thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30375240
This.

[Anonymous No.]

Stop acting like gossiping teenagers and post more Fauna milk

[Anonymous No.]

>>30374751
she's just like me

[Anonymous No.]

>>30374969
Goth teacher outfit with pencil skirt when, Asagi-san?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30375240
Nothing that exists as an imitation can achieve the results of the real. Until the imitation exposes itself to the world, it will always lurk in the shadow of the real. And when imitations expose themselves, they always falter and fail. For their life has naught but been a sapling under a great oak.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30375350
There's not enough at the moment. Give the artists some time, anon...

[Anonymous No.]

>>30374751
>Never cries, panics, gets angry, or shows any emotions. Never shares anything about her life
I too am emotionally dead. She just like me frfr

[Anonymous No.]

>>30374670
no 13 year old annunciate words like she does

[Anonymous No.]

>>30375443
If she paid them, there'd be plenty of art.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30374751
Man, this anon is so used to chuubas having menhera breakdowns every other day that the instant he ran into one that doesn't, he got scared.

I understand, anon. But, yes, she's real.

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>>30374751
And this is why Fauna is one of the best vtubers in Hololive. Doesn't lash out at her chat, doesn't seethe, is always polite and punctual, doesn't go GFE whore but is always inviting to her audience.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30374491
dumbass

[Anonymous No.]

>>30375505
if they were good they'd be done already

[Anonymous No.]

>>30375505
Hololive pays artists in exposure. Unironically. Some dude drew a Fauna recently that got like 60k likes when they had nothing above like 2k before that. If they have any monetization/commission they probably snagged new customers

[Anonymous No.]

>>30375392
fr fr

[Anonymous No.]

>>30375621
https://twitter.com/Feather_OuO/status/1554381927544565760
70k now

[Anonymous No.]

>>30375710
The /#/fag that hates her is gonna cry when he sees this shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>30375562
>chuubas having menhera breakdowns every other day
Half of those only ever happened inside this board's head.

[Anonymous No.]

What's with green holos and being a whore?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30375822
ok?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30375710
kek, you can tell the dude was overwhelmed with 10k

[Anonymous No.]

with this influx of cow fauna, i want to see her collab with cow noel. not for any particular reason i just like themed collabs

[Anonymous No.]

>>30375986
https://twitter.com/Feather_OuO/status/1554489491959660544

[Anonymous No.]

>>30375967
*cums on you*

[Anonymous No.]

>>30375621
>Pays in exposure
A community that does not recycle into itself will always fail. Fauna has a clear idea in her mind, and has the financial resources to fund such an idea. It would cost her what, maybe $500? To get a good swath of pictures up. She'll earn triple that within the first hour of a stream. Stop simping like an idiot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30375996
Fauna x Noel ASMR cowkini stream.

This would unironically break records.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30375350
>that little window for the belly button
fuck man this is too much

[Anonymous No.]

>>30373684
kinda pathetic that the only one that does ASMR and GFE got the least SC in council

[Anonymous No.]

>>30376128
>A community that does not recycle into itself will always fail

It does, though.
>artist makes art
>chuuba rts it
>fans of said chuuba see art
>artist makes money
>artist makes more art

That ^ is how it goes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30376196
She EASILY has the most loyal fanbase in council though. Kronii fans are already disappearing because she doesn't stream consistently, and Mumei and Bae's fans only show up for the bigger streams.

As for Fauna though, even her superchat readings get almost her consistent ccv.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30376196
Least SC in Council is actually Mumei and Fauna's been slowly catching up to even Bae.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30374751
schizos have resorted to making shit up before anything has even happened for rrats now, crazy

[Anonymous No.]

>>30376198
>artist makes art
>chuuba rts it
>fans of said chuuba see art
>no fans pay for art
>artist makes no money
That's how it goes instead. You're legitimately trying to fight against the idea of "the starving artist".

[Anonymous No.]

>>30374446
God I want my face smooshed inbetween those fat udders

[Anonymous No.]

>>30376360
>he doesn't know

[Anonymous No.]

>>30376417
Dude as an artist you are 100% wrong, that kind of shit brings in commissions like hotcakes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30376196
>Fauna
>GFE
She doesn't do any GFE content, her ASMR isn't remotely GFE. The only GFE in Council is Kronii and maybe Mumei.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30376553
Post your art account then. It's always shocking when multiple ceo and high end artist show up to try and disprove you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30376417
I am, because that requires the artist to be starving, when it's simply the truth that the attention a simple retweet can put on the artist is enough to make them money.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30376671
>ITT: Anons try to explain likes equals money (impossible challenge?)

[Anonymous No.]

>>30374751
so... she's being a professional streamer ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30376646
In lieu of posting my account I will just post my art

[Anonymous No.]

>>30374751
> t.KFP
I know it's probably to late, but seek help anon. Having chuuba hooking up her chat on a freight train worth of emotional luggage just because she is a retard that leaves oil in pan unattended is not healthy for you. Seek one that treats you better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30373684
I hope there's fanart of her with Noel in said outfit :)

[Anonymous No.]

>>30373684
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

[Anonymous No.]

>>30376849
nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>30376274
>most loyal
>don't even SC
Kiara has shit ccv but always tops SC numbers in EN
That loyalty

[Anonymous No.]

>>30376849
In lieu of posting my account I will just post my art as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30376849
Based
Anti btfo by shota enjoyer

[Anonymous No.]

>>30376302
>>30376571
>two GFE holos lost to bae that constantly lusting for homos
That's even worst

[Anonymous No.]

>>30376849
Bro your signature

[Anonymous No.]

>>30376986
This is missing a pretty big peace of context, and that is that Fauna, quite often, straight up forgets to turn on superchats. Probably because she doesn't really care for the money, if I had to guess. She strikes me as the type who was rich before joining Holo.

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>>30377074
Bae literally has korean paypigs that don't fucking understand her but still watch her because she attempted to learn their language. MOST of her SCs are from fucking koreans. I'm not even joking. If they were gone she'd have half of Fauna's numbers

[Anonymous No.]

My oshi inspired some one to create a charater for a novie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30377087
He doesn't need to care, it's not even his art.
>>30377065
Lol. Imagine falling for such pathetic bait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30376790
It literally does though. Likes equal attention, which equal clicks on your fanbox/whatever the fuck, which equals money.

Ask any artist if they'd rather be paid 100 dollars for a one-time commission, or if they'd rather have a post on their twitter be seen by 100K people. I'm pretty sure most artists will pick the latter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30377087
That's the joke, my art is on the twitter handle
Either way after I did that picture, I got a steady stream of private commission inquiries.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30373684
BASED FAUNA
stop taking vtubing seriously

[Anonymous No.]

>>30377238
Fauna takes vtubing more seriously than any other HoloEN. The difference in overall quality between her and the rest is nigth and day

[Anonymous No.]

>>30377368
Saplings once again lying to themselves into oblivion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30374751
4chan cuck confused by emotionally stable people. Classic. They aren't all menhera, retard. Some of them actually have their life together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30377103
idk if it's a manipulative big brain of making people think she doesn't care that much for SCs or that she just literally doesn't care in the first place. Either way, it's based.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30377368
I like Fauna too man but that is simply not true.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30375399
Based Gilgamesh poster

[Anonymous No.]

>>30373684
I just want fauna to lovingly step on my fully erect penis. Is that so much to ask?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30376196
July '22
>2. Tsukumo Sana - $64,490
>5. Takanashi Kiara - $52,143
>10. IRyS - $32,092
>13. Mori Calliope - $26,238
>21. Ceres Fauna - $19,192
>22. Nanashi Mumei - $17,092
>26. Ouro Kronii - $14,971
>28. Hakos Baelz - $11,944
>29. Watson Amelia - $10,682
>31. Gawr Gura - $9,962
>38. Ninomae Ina'nis - $7,437

[Anonymous No.]

>>30377758
I hate Calli, but I think it should be clear to anyone who pays attention that she takes her career more seriously than anyone in EN, and even a lot of people in JP and ID.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30377729
Like I said, I'd bet that hers is a Noel situation where she genuinely just doesn't need the money.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30377074
Mumei makes up for it with merch. Fastest selling limited edition birthday bundle in HoloEN.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30374751
the internet's ability to normalize people being absolute fucking freaks is incredible to me
she just entertains, doesn't overshare, somehow that makes her a sociopath and a manipulator, because anons on here are so broken in the brain that they can't even conceive of normal people

[Anonymous No.]

>>30376196
Her personal life leaves it unfeasible for all but the most deluded to get close and donate to her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30377225
nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>30377806
Hey man I posted a lot about nursing handjobs and now we are literally getting lactation art approved by Fauna herself. Maybe if you post a lot about it the universe will align and Fauna will make a post about punishing bad saplings by crushing their manhood

[Anonymous No.]

>>30377927
does vegan milk taste like cow milk?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30377997
no idea. i don't actually like milk period

[Anonymous No.]

>>30377854
True. She does put in work. But that's what fat working girls are supposed to do. Too bad she's a wigger

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>30377946
Her Ame-tier attempts at keeping her SC revenue down are the bigger obstacle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30378024
Fauna offers you milk straight from the tap

Do you accept it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30378041
She could easily earn more money if she'd leave the fucking SCs on during her superchat readings but she's so deadset on getting through them all that she turns them off immediately like a dumbass

[Anonymous No.]

>>30378075
yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>30378075
Without hesitation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30378075
why is this even a question?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30378096
Again, this is why I seriously think she's probably just fucking loaded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30378075
Her vegan diet leads to an exceptionally fresh, but lean taste. You can feel the rejuvenation in action as you continue to suckle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30378181
Because he said he doesn't likes milk. I'm just testing the waters

[Anonymous No.]

>>30378075
I'd rather suck the milk out of Fauna's tits than even think another thought ever again

[Anonymous No.]

>>30378096
She is a tidy perfectionist, cant go through the SC backlog if new one continues to show up

[Anonymous No.]

You cannot convince me that Fauna doesn't have a breastfeeding nursing handjob fetish. The way that woman does her ASMR is too genuine, she actually has a mommy kink.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30373684
disgusting whore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30373684
I'm gonna cum
SO HARD

[Anonymous No.]

>>30378360
I'm going to cum in your mouth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30378231
sorry, I just couldn't fathom that a rational human would say no to that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30378096
That’s exactly what I mean by Ame-tier attempts at keeping it down. It’s not full-Ina mode because she actually reads them.
>>30378345
The way she’s gotten her oshi to repeatedly call her mommy should be proof enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30377997
I'm lactose intolerant, so I've tried a bunch of plant-based milks. None of them tastes even close to actual milk.

[Anonymous No.]

Fauna has dwarf planets
She’s still medium even without Sana

[Anonymous No.]

>>30378392
>>30378407
Samefag?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30373684
What's the problem here? She sounds based to me. We all get more lewd art and we all win.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30374670
TuT

[Anonymous No.]

Fauna gets so little art that she has to manipulate her followers into drawing her. Basically disguised art begging.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30378730
This is a celebration thread. There's no problem here aside from Fauna's tits not being even bigger than they are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30374751
>schizos get mad at menheras
>now schizos get mad at fauna cuz she's mental stable..
Decide you faggots

[Anonymous No.]

>>30378929
tbf, schizos are mad at everything

[Anonymous No.]

>>30375967
Rushia was a Pink Woman™ saddled with a green body. She got a pink outfit the first opportunity she could

[Anonymous No.]

>>30374797
She’s almost 30 herself, blame it on her body not on her personality

[Anonymous No.]

>>30378929
menhera withdrawal

[Anonymous No.]

>>30376149
lol my eyes went straight there

[Anonymous No.]

>>30378929
Chuubas have to be just a little menhera so they're just like me fr fr. But not too much or it becomes a hindrance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30374751
This is, unironically, why she has grown on me so quickly. She plays a character and she plays it fucking fabulously. It comes second nature to her to the point where yeah that's probably some sociopathic elements to it and it's fucking great.

[Anonymous No.]

>holoEN finally gets a well adjusted person for a change
>this causes such strong cognitive dissonance among schizos that the only explanation they can come up with is that she's a manipulative psychopath

[Anonymous No.]

I thought saplings wanted Fauna to milk them dry instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>30379315
>Female
>Well adjusted person

[Anonymous No.]

>>30379342
It's called Nursing Handjob and Fauna was made for it

[Anonymous No.]

>>30379342
Ideally, it would be a mutual milking.

[Anonymous No.]

muuuu

[Anonymous No.]

>>30378075
Breast milk is gross so no

[Anonymous No.]

Is mother nature’s milk nutritious?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30379529
fucking whore. get away from me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30379553
>Some random literal cow's milk = OK
>Your wife's breast milk straight from the tap = gross

[Anonymous No.]

>>30379529
W-what does she want...

[Anonymous No.]

>>30377134
>MOST of her SCs are from fucking koreans
Cope harder lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>30373684

[Anonymous No.]

>>30379553
Gay

[Anonymous No.]

>>30380511
> O N E stream
lol
Seriously
Remove koreans and her income gets cut in half

[Anonymous No.]

>>30373684
holy based

[Anonymous No.]

>>30380881
what the, how/why does she have that many korean fans?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>30379553
But milk from a filthy cow is fine?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30373684
Fauna is by far the least parasocial in all of EN, maybe in all of Hololive, she actively tries to keep her fans at a safe distance.
She's an actual emotionless sociopath, maybe one day we'll know her true goals.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30381621
If she was an actual sociopath then she would go hard on the GFE because that would bring her the most money.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30381742
that's why I said maybe one day we'll know her true goals, it's obviously not only money or she would do some hard GFE, she has a lot of experience with that from her PL, but then what is she seeking?

[Anonymous No.]

My name is Ceres Fauna, and everyday I work hard to support my friends! You see, they're all really amazing girls. We're called the Council, and it's our job to govern the concepts of the universe. It can be pretty tough!

My friends are in charge of important things like time and space. As for me, well, I'm in charge of nature... which is important too! But there's not really a whole lot I have to do anymore since the plants and animals figured out how to breed and evolve on their own...

That's why I've decided to spend my days supporting the other girls in any way I can!

We all live together in one big house, and I've made it my duty to keep it nice and clean for them. And with the way that these girls live, it's no easy task.

Right now I'm just finishing up the dishes from the breakfast I made everyone.

Well, I guess most other people wouldn't consider this breakfast, but I can't get those girls to wake up in the mornings so breakfast in this house is at 1pm most days...

[Hmph. All done with that. Now for the main event.] Today is laundry day. The thought made me shudder. Historically speaking, laundry day has been an uphill battle in this house.

Memories flood my mind. Like the time I knocked out the under wire size limiter and got trapped in one of Sana's bra cups for 4 hours. Or the time our neighbour IRyS offered to help me and her horns got stuck in the washing machine.

But! This time will be different because I asked the girls three times during breakfast to put their clothes in the hampers I left outside their doors. All I have to do is go get them and wash them normally.

...

"uuuuuuuuuuu!!" I call out in frustration.

[They're all empty!? These girls...] Well, it seems I'll have to do this the hard way again. But this time I'm not going to screw around.

[Where to start? Mumei is usually pretty docile, so I guess I'll deal with her first.] Nanashi Mumei, she's the warden of civilization. She's a very hard worker. I don't really know what she does, but I often hear all kinds of weird noises coming from her room in the middle of the night. She really keeps busy!

I knock on her door, wait about three seconds, and then enter.

I don't see her, but I do see that the entire floor is covered in clothes. And all of those clothes are stained with dark red splotches.

[She must have been eating berries and painting again. She's so talented.] I picked up all of her clothes.

[How on earth did she get everything she owns dirty?? Oh gosh. It's not here. If her default outfit isn't here she must be wearing it, and I can't do the laundry if I don't have her default outfit.] "Mumei?" I called out.

[Where are you, you little rascal?!] She doesn't respond.

*sigh*

She must be hiding because she knows I'll try to strip her again. Despite being so very cute, she doesn't like to show it off. This is gonna be tougher than I had hoped, but luckily I know how to coax a Mumei out of hiding. I might even be an expert in Mumology.

I step out into the hallway and prepare my finest acting voice.

"Well, I can't find Mumei! I guess I'll go get undressed to get my laundry first! Which means I'll be naked! Fully naked! In my room!"

[Hehe, bait set perfectly. I think I might be too good.] I head to my room, and close the door about 90% of the way.

"Time to start taking off all of my clothes!" I shout into the ether.

I turn away from the door and start by shaking off all of my jewelry, and gracefully allowing my cape to fall to the floor.

[Are you watching, Mumei?] I reach down and begin to slowly peel off the legging I wear on my left side. As slowly as I can, pressing in tight to accentuate the squish of my plump, pale thigh. Over my knee, down my long, smooth shin, and finally freeing my foot with a deliberate toe wiggle.

I toss the legging over my shoulder towards the door and hear a startled rustle.

[Sounds like I've lured my prey in. But I still need to get her through the door.] I bend forward a bit further, and reach my hands up carefully underneath my dress and begin to grip my panties, hiking the back up ever so slightly.

[Hmmm, I reckon she can just about see where my thighs meet my butt. Maybe more if she put her head to the floor.] The thought almost makes me giggle.

I pull my panties down slowly. Today they're black, but thankfully quite cute and frilly. I squat down as I take them off, careful not to show too much.

[Was that a disappointed whimper I heard back there? I hope you don’t think you can claim you were “studying my anatomy” again.] I twirl the panties around my finger and fling them back towards the door. About half way.

I need to reel her in fast, because honestly I never wear bras in the house, so I'm kind of running out of clothes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30373719
fpbp holoshojo is real

[Anonymous No.]

>>30374507
cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>30382474
>My name is Ceres Fauna, and everyday I work hard to support my friends!
I thought this was the Jojo Kira speech adapted to fauna and I was disappointed when it wasn't

[Anonymous No.]

>>30382474
source

[Anonymous No.]

>>30382474
I slowly zip down the back of my dress, exposing the fragile bones on my back, letting the fabric fall off my shoulders, coming to rest on my bosom.

[This is my one shot, time to spring the trap.] "Is someone there!?" I yell as I spin around, holding the dress up with one hand, pointing with the other.

Mumei was down on all fours, perched atop my underwear. Her eyes went wide and she began to scramble.

"Oh... Hi, Fauna… N-no, I don’t see anyone here… Bye!" she stammered out as she tried to stand up and flee.

Unfortunately for her, her foot slid on my discarded legging.

"Mumei!!" I cried out. She went flying down, head first into the door frame, and passed out.

"OH GOSH!... are you alive?"

She made some noises, indicating that she was, indeed, alive.

[I wish she hadn't gotten hurt, but I suppose this works too.] ...

It took all my strength, but I managed to hoist Mumei's barely conscious body up onto my bed.

I'm not saying Mumei is fat though!... She does have the perfect amount of chub to make her thighs pinchable... But she isn't fat! I'm just weak.

I placed her head in my lap and stroked her long, silky, brown hair.

"Fauna, am I going to die?" she asked, her voice was shaking and weak.

"No Mumei, you hit your head all the time and you haven't died yet."

"Oh right..."

[It's not like a little brain damage could make you any weirder.] I giggled to myself.

"Hey, what are you laughing at!?"

"Nothing, nothing. Now calm down. Yoshi yoshi. Good girl."

She made an annoyingly smug face. "Hehe... I'm a good girl..."

"Yes, you are. Although... do good girls really hide from laundry day and spy on a seiso idol taking off her panties?"

"You're the one who left her door open and announced it to the world... Hey wait a minute... You knew I was hiding... You set me up, didn't you!?" she asked, her voice cracking and flustered.

[You're darn right I did you bothersome bird.] "No way! As if I would want to be peeped on!"

"But, but.... AHH!" She grabbed her head in pain. I leaned over her and whispered in her ear.

"Calm down, calm down. Everything's going to be okay." I rocked her back and forth for a minute.

She was making the face she makes when she wants to ask me something. I know what she wants of course, but it's more fun to make her ask. I look down at her and smile expectantly.

"Hey Fauna... since my head hurts... and it's your fault..."

[This brat.]

"Well, maybe it was kind of my fault..."

[Better… wait, did I make a face??] "But it really hurts, so can I... Will you let me do the thing..."

I keep smiling.

[It's so fun watching you struggle.] "The thing that I like to do when I need to calm down... let me suck on your... please?"

[AHH. She's blushing and trying to bury her face in my dress. I concede to your cuteness.] "Do you mean this?"

I pulled down the left side of my dress, exposing the breast, and made my own smug face.

"Yes!" she answered, excitedly mumbling the word.

In a second she was already latched on, sucking her little heart out.

[Oh Mumei, you're such a handful.] But I don't mind. I would do anything to support these girls! And when Mumei gets stressed she turns into a big baby and needs to be nurtured. And what better way is there to do that than with my upper medium size breasts?

I caressed her back and rocked her gently.

[She looks so silly the way her cheeks move around so much while she sucks away.] And it is kind of nice, I suppose. The way she mashes her face into it so enthusiastically kind of tickles. And occasionally she'll run her tongue up the length of the nipple and then let her breath out and it sends a shiver down my spine.

Sure enough, I started to feel a little tingly... But I won't let this get in the way of my mission. I'll just endure it.

"Umm... Fauna?"

Her red face stared up at me, a string of drool connected it to my body.

"What is it?" I ask while smiling with my eyes.

"Can you... make it come out again?"

"Mumei! You know I'm not supposed to break the laws of nature unless a senpai gets eaten." I said sternly, furrowing my brow.

"Oh, right... sorry..." she said, sticking my tit back in her mouth, but this time maintaining sad puppy eye contact and puffing her cheeks.

"uuuuuu. Alright, alright."

She let out a squeal of happiness and began sucking harder. I waved my hand around and casted some nature magic onto my chest, and soon after milk began flowing.

[Ohoho Look how joyfully you're sucking there, my dear Mumei. Little do you know, you've taken the last step into my trap. For this isn't just any regular magic induced breast milk, this is magic induced breast milk infused with the strongest hormones in nature.] Pretty soon her eager sucking began to become more and more frantic. Her tongue was licking all over me. With the milk pumping I was able to feel every movement much more vividly. Each suction became so hard and lasted so long I could feel my nipple contouring to the shape of her mouth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30381742
I dunno man. There's a point where feigning some emotions gets annoying and isn't worth of the effort.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30382755
"ooo..." I said without meaning to, blushing a little and looking away trying to hide my face.

But Mumei hadn't noticed, she was in another world. A world seemingly inhabited solely by her and my left breast.

Well, she must have still intuitively known I was here, because the way she was twitching made it obvious she was holding herself back from herself. She was squeezing her thighs together and rhythmically rocking them back and forth, desperately trying to get any stimulation. The hand she wasn't using to hold herself up was sneakily massaging the base of her own breast.

[Oh Mumei, you naughty girl. I know I could have my way with you at any time, but I think I'll let you suffer just a bit more.] I began to run my right hand across her body. First I caressed her side, following the curves down from her ribs and up onto her hip. I stroked up and down on her thigh, going further back a bit each time and pushing her skirt up until my hand was rubbing her tight little bum. I squeezed hard on her cheek and pulled it around in circles.

[Hehe, under normal circumstances she probably would have run away the second she realized I was feeling her up, but today is a rare occasion where I get a nice handful of Mumei ass... but I'm not here to enjoy myself! Remember, this is for the laundry.] After one last hard squeeze I took my hand back and gave her a smack – just hard enough to get her attention, of course. She threw her head back and stared up at me. Cheeks fully flushed, tongue hanging out as she panted to regain her breath, milk and spit and sweat dripping from her chin.

"Mumei, I'm going to try touching you now, okay?"

She closed her eyes hard, and gave a meek nod.

I spanked her again. Her eyes shot open and she yelped.

"However, I won't do it until you say something," I said, almost singing the words.

She gulped. But I waited for her to break.

"It's... okay."

I grabbed her ass cheek and mushed it harder than before. She started squirming.

"You have to say you want it. A good girl communicates properly, you know."

I put a bit of force behind my words this time, punctuating my lecture with one last slap.

"I want it... please Fauna... please touch me."

I tilted my head and smiled warmly. With my left hand I cupped her face and brought it back to my tit. She was hesitant to start sucking again, far more meek than she had been a moment ago.

I danced my fingers around on her ass cheeks, brushing them softly where they may have stung. Then I slowly began to guide them away, across her hip, and set them to work tickling her inner thighs. She shifted over exposing both of them to my attack. Her legs fidgeted with pleasure as I explored their depths, but this teasing didn't last for very long. She started thrusting her hips upwards in hopes of hurrying my hand to its final destination.

[Cheeky, cheeky girl.]

I relented and moved my way upwards. I traced a path along the edge of her panties to the top and started to tug at the elastic band.

[Hehe, cute. Even her skirt is damp up here. I'm sure these will need a thorough washing.] I slid my hand under the elastic, and the sticky, wet fabric gradually separated from her skin with a satisfying peel. Her whole body shuddered in anticipation. I snaked my fingers through the neatly trimmed, wet bush, until I finally felt the parting of soft flesh.

"Graaah!"

Mumei let out one of her usual flustered noises.

I didn't let that distract me. I split the fingers into two groups, thumb taking one side and the rest the other, neither diving in.

[Not quite yet, Mumei.] I began to massage the outside of her puffy little snatch. Pulling the lips apart and then squishing them back together, stroking it up and down, and circling it around. Mumei's hips started moving, humping like a dog.

[How fricking cute. She's really starting to breathe heavily, and she's making a real mess of my chest. uuu. I need to end this soon, I'm getting a bit too into it. And I think my right boob is starting to leak.] At long last, I took my two strongest fingers and parted her lips. She gasped. Slowly, painfully slowly, I massaged her little clit, up and down, round and round. With every full rub she had to gasp for air. Once my fingers had become one with her, I began to play around, searching for the perfect speed and pressure.

[What do you like Mumei? I'll figure you out. You're so cute and pretty, most people would think to go soft on you. But you can't fool me, I know you Mumei, you want it a bit rough don't you?] Once I hit about 70% power she lost it. She threw her head back and began panting. She bridged up her abdomen, lifting her ass up in the air. All of her muscles were clenching tight.

[This is almost over – huh?] "Fauna!" she called out, and before I knew it she had pounced on me.

[What the heck is this??] I was pinned down on my bed, and there was something soft and wet being shoved deep inside my mouth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30382862

[Mumei's tongue?!]

"MmMmm! Mmmm!"

Trying to speak was no use. Our faces were attached, our noses bumping into one another, her tender lips mashing hard against my own. Though her eyes were closed I could see the concentration in her brow. Her tongue was running circles around my own, licking all over. I closed my eyes and let her lead me.

[Such a sweet taste... Why can't I fight back? Wait a minute, sweet taste??? Oh no, oh no!] Without separating our mouths, she yanked down my dress, and gripped my now bothly bare breasts. My nipples stiffened immediately, and the right tit which had been so long neglected quickly began erupting the tainted milk. I lost all power in my muscles, so I sank into Mumei's dominating mouth and moaned.

[Oh shoot! She must have had the milk still in her mouth when she began kissing me. I can't fight her off, this might turn yabe... OOH!] She had begun twirling her fingers around my nipples and then pinching and pulling them. She was pulling so hard.

[Ahhh, yanking them around so roughly! I'm gonna die Mumei, please! My crotch is starting to tingle so bad... Wait, my crotch?? That's it!] I mustered all the strength I could with my face and nipples under attack, and snuck my right hand back up Mumei's skirt, and back under her panties. But this time I didn't stop at her clit. I shoved two of my fingers deep inside of her.

She flew up at the unexpected impalement, and I seized the momentum to spin us around, getting on top of her.

"UUU! You aren't getting away with that!"

[Sorry Mumei, but this is a one woman show.] I began probing my fingers around inside of her, while she weakly flailed her limbs.

[It's so warm in here, incredibly tight and cozy. Ah, there it is!] I started running my fingers over her g-spot and her abdomen flexed with each stroke. She tried to cover her face, embarrassed I could now see her reactions so clearly.

[Ohohoho, don't think I'm going to let you off easy just because you're adorable.] I brought in my left hand and started massaging her clit as well, already knowing exactly how to push her button. She let out a squeak. I let my hands go wild covering every inch of her pussy.

Maybe I had let myself go too wild, because before I knew it I had unconsciously started humping her leg.

[Ehhh, what am I doing? I'm not wearing panties right now, my bare skin is sliding all over Mumei's plump thigh. But it feels so good... I can't stop... Darn these hormones!] I was humping so hard her body started moving with my thrusts. The way it squished and formed around me, it was able to hit all of my spots. It took all of my willpower to not stop fingering her and get lost in the juicy leg meat.

"Graaaaaagh!"

Mumei made more of her weird noises, and her abdomen tightened, beginning to bridge again.

[Yes, this is it. This time I'll finish her off. I just have to keep up this pace. Oh no...] I could feel it welling inside of me as well. The pleasure was spreading up from my clit all throughout my body. My nipples perked back up. I was practically slamming my clit into her leg.

[I can't last!]

"AHHHH! AH AH AHH!"

It was Mumei. Her pussy squeezed on my fingers hard as she came, rhythmically crushing them. My hand outside was shot with bursts of liquid. She seemed to lose control of all of the muscles in her face from the ecstasy.

[Mumei would never be able to look me in the eye again if she knew what lewd expressions I was seeing her make.] She continued to quake for about ten seconds and then passed out cold.

[I won.]

Except a moment later I lost any control I had had over myself. I took one last slide up Mumei's thigh and was over the edge. I fell on my ass, flung my head back, eyes rolling and tongue out. Shocks of goodness fired through every neuron in my body; my fingers and toes went numb. My magic faded and from my breasts the last of that darned milk came spurting out, coating Mumei's face and clothes.

I was also starting to lose consciousness, so I plopped myself down next to Mumei, and hugged her close. Then I went to sleep.

....

I woke up about 20 minutes later to find myself an absolute mess.

[Oh nyo, I'm going to have to shower. Wait, what about Mumei??] Luckily she was still in a deep sleep. She let out a little snore.

[Well, she is slightly concussed so it'll probably be a while before she wakes up. Lucky!] I took the opportunity to get a change of clothes, strip her down, take the bedding, and wrap her back up in a spare blanket.

[And don't worry Mumei, I didn't stare. I closed my eyes and didn't take even a single peak at how your tiny little pink, perfect, cute nipples jiggled when I removed your bra.] "Alright!" I said to myself, holding a fist up to the air.

[One down already and it only took an hour. I'm making record time.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>30373684
Fauna SEX

[Anonymous No.]

>>30380668
Fauna milk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30382999
>>30383054
Can you have sex while sucking on her tits? Because I'd like that one

[Anonymous No.]

I want to drink faunamilk

[Anonymous No.]

>>30382474
>>30382755
>>30382862
>>30382949
I came halfway

[Anonymous No.]

>>30374763
that's a bull you dumb wanker

[Anonymous No.]

>>30383189
Maybe. Are you a manlet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30374751
She would never betray gura faggot. I believe in chumbud prime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30373684
She's hanging out too much with Gura, the degeneracy is taking over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30382949
kill yourself

[Anonymous No.]

they feel threatened by the males....
thats why everyone has been actirng more horny than usual

[Anonymous No.]

>>30374797
I’ve heard plenty of women sound within her range, it’s really not as uncommon as you think. Kinda seems there’s a correlation between it and being a good Christian girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30383520
I, for one, welcome this change for Fauna. I feel like there's a degenerate somewhere buried within her and I want to see it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30373719
fpbp

[Anonymous No.]

>>30374751
Kneel to the EN queen of kayfabe

[Anonymous No.]

>>30382474
>>30382755
>>30382862
>>30382949
Based, deserves archiving by /wg/

[Anonymous No.]

>>30373848
>manipulative monster.
So like all women?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30383371
I'm 5'10

[Anonymous No.]

>>30374751
>She's going to do the same to Gura
Call into her birthday stream? Schizo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30382474
>>30382755
>>30382862
>>30382949
fauna wrote this

[Anonymous No.]

>>30385352
Maybe. The chance isn't 0.
Fauna said in her last member stream she isn't as seiso as people think she is and that she wants to show her real powerlevel. I don't think she would post a spicy fanfic in a minecraft book like Reine does but she's gonna be a bit lewder from now on

[Anonymous No.]

>>30387715
>seiso for character
>still hasnt done actual drinking karaoke as she once said she would
sigh... I just want to listen to a cute drunken girl badly sing while taking some shots

[Anonymous No.]

>>30387715
>Fauna said in her last member stream she isn't as seiso as people think she is and that she wants to show her real powerlevel
This is a lie. I don't why you'd say shit like this when it's easily disprovable

[Anonymous No.]

>>30382474
>>30382755
I thought this was going to be a cute story you sick degenerate

[Anonymous No.]

>>30374264
Incredibly based if this happened

[Anonymous No.]

haha green lamy is so quirky

[Anonymous No.]

>>30378075
>Fauna offers you milk straight from the tap
I pull down her top and start sucking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30374751
Yeah, she is a good vtuber

[Anonymous No.]

>>30387974
I don't know if it was her last member stream or minecraft stream but she DID say it. Maybe not in the sense of horny powerlevel but she did say she doesn't posts on twitter as much as she would like because then it would break that perception people have of her seisoness and that she's actually more cultured and a memer. It was also next to a tangent about how it wasn't about not getting cancelled, but she liked to live without offending people on important stuff and that she prefers offending them on stuff that doesn't matters like the animals or fruit tier lists.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30374751

Shondo, I know that's you.

KEKW Okay. I know you are hurt she left you in the dust for fame and fortune but no need to be so salty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30388612
It is very cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>30389993
>she liked to live without offending people on important stuff and that she prefers offending them on stuff that doesn't matters like the animals or fruit tier lists.
Based, I love her more everyday

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>30373719
This bitch is sucking this gorilla dick daddy

[Anonymous No.]

>>30376571
>Mumei
>GFE
Other factors aside, I've never gotten that impression from her content.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30373684
uuuuuuuuuu she's horny

[Anonymous No.]

There's nothing wrong with the kayfabe. She fills the "everything is okay, don't worry about it and just have fun" niche very well. Vtubing and streaming in general attracts a ton of mentally unstable individuals. Speaking as a grey that watches her occasionally, her kayfabe where she barely shares anything personal is pretty comforting. You can go dig up her PL or you can respect the kayfabe and boundaries and enjoy it for what it is. I've seen it happen twice now with teammates and IRyStocrats. You start to share too much, your fanbase ends up finding out stuff that they don't like you and they turn on you.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

What the fuck is this anon in the thread doing?
He's claiming Fauna's doing things she doesn't do, and when poked, he says she'll do it in the future instead?
Huh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30374491
if she paid them she wouldn't be indebted dumbass

[Anonymous No.]

>>30393486
He's a literal anti he says stuff like "she's going to let you down and it will hurt more because she lied to you"

I can only guess his real oshi doesn't loves him and has disappointed him in the past so seeing most anons having a high opinion of Fauna must trigger him

[Anonymous No.]

>>30374751
it's almost like she's an actor playing a character

[Anonymous No.]

>>30373684
If her voice was a bit deeper, I would watch her, her current voice is too retarded. Also, to fix the missing legwear, shit is uncanny to watch all unsymmetrical.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30382630
My name is Ceres Fauna. I'm 4.54 billion years old. My house is in the northeast section of the Milky Way, where all the lives are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Hololive Virtual Talent Agency, and I stream every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm almond milk and doing about twenty minutes of squats before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a sapling, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a kirin who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any antis, like schizos and SEAmonkeys, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30373684
>Muuuuuuu
Is Fauna ESL? It's Moo, it has always been moo

[Anonymous No.]

>>30373684
It's free artwork

[Anonymous No.]

>>30396115
it's a reference to her uuuuuuuuu sound

[Anonymous No.]

>>30395241
How many squats can you do in 20 minutes

[Anonymous No.]

>>30387836
She literally did drinking karaoke a few days ago, it's unarchived.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30387836
>he missed drunk karaoke

[Anonymous No.]

>>30374491
had to dig deep into your anus to pull that one out huh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30373684
Why are saplings the worst fanbase on this board? I swear to fuck no one spams the catalog like you niggers

[Anonymous No.]

>>30373848
Based and Luthor-pilled. Love it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30374507
>>30374763
>>30374323
Cute!!

>>30379529
ANONYMOUS NO!!
THE ADVERTISERS!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>30374751
so what is the egg equivalent to a Fauna anti?

[Anonymous No.]

>>30376849
Based rocket enjoyer

[Anonymous No.]

>>30378075
Yes, and I have lactose intolerance

[Anonymous No.]

>>30379553

[Anonymous No.]

>>30383680
But Fauna is a leftist racemixing slut

[Anonymous No.]

>>30399103
Something to do with being cuckolds and getting voyeuristic pleasure from seeing people lust after their oshi. It's strange that fauna gets so many of them though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30374751
I am begging you schizochama, please for the love God and all things holy, watch fucking streams.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30392316
It makes more sense when you take into account that it wasn’t her original intention to go that route and that she reconciles her drift in that direction by being a tsundere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30374491
I know you mentally ill freaks think being an artist is a job, but it's not and you should kill yourself
t. artist

[Anonymous No.]

>>30395241
Based

[Anonymous No.]

>>30380359
I think she wants millk

[Anonymous No.]

>>30374751
Holy mother of based. I will start watching fauna now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30373684
Its a shame that majority of the great artists are Japs because the amount of good art the EN girls get compared to JP ones is inverse to each other and they get much less art going their way in general.

[Anonymous No.]

>>30399103
sorry we're taking space away from people posting pictures of some girl captioned "What went wrong?" I know you really live for that garbage