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3030818 No.3030818 [Reply] [Original]

Kind reminder that idol chuubas absolutely do not poop, piss, fart, sweat or smell bad anywhere.

>> No.3030961

Reminder that they do all of those, even Suisei had to use the bathroom in her APEX collab.

>> No.3030969

>>3030818
>tfw no stinky feet chuuba gf

>> No.3031014

Suisei is not an idol though.

>> No.3031037

Yes, because I consume it all before it reaches anything

>> No.3031066

>>3030818
But I wish they did

>> No.3031116

>>3030818
Except for Marine, she does all that, and stinks more than average American

>> No.3031168

>>3030961

It's just ringo refill , and even in V-Carnival she only visit toilet just for wash her hand.

>> No.3031202

it better smell when i sniff their armpits

>> No.3031219

>>3030961
>even Suisei had to use the bathroom in her APEX collab.
To wash her hands of dirty antis. But if she did piss, I would assume it tastes like spiced apple juice.

>> No.3031241

>>3030961
>bathroom
She was picking flowers

>> No.3031416

>>3031241
More like watering them LOL

>> No.3031654

>>3031416
Do we have a Suisei edit for the piss-drinking flower yet?

>> No.3031698

>>3030818
i like smelly thighs

>> No.3031728
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>>3030818
Does this mean idols will never have sex with me either?

>> No.3031751

>>3030818
It's true. I took off Suisei's pants and there were no genitals whatsoever

>> No.3031782
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3031782

>>3030818
But they CUM. They shoot out sticky, smelly, thick white ropes of girl cum.

>> No.3032143

>>3030818

Its true. The actress/script writers/analysts/managers etc (the team you know as a "V-tuber") might but the character never has done or even could do any of that.

>> No.3032407
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>>3032143
>but the character never has done or even could do any of that.

>> No.3032421
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imaged the smell

>> No.3032442

>>3031782
Ok good, so not all hope is lost for me. If i can swallow their girlcum I can die a happy man.

>> No.3032883

>>3032442
Whose girl cum would be the best to swallow?

>> No.3033020 [SPOILER] 
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>>3032883
I don't know, there are so many good options, I'd like to try them all. But if I had to pick just one, I'd probably go for Haachama - her weird and varied diet must make for an amazing flavor.

>> No.3033716

>>3031168
Why did she go into a stall to wash her hands? Unless she washes her hands with toilet water, Suisei was using the toilet. Accept it.

>> No.3035568
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>>3033716
What noises would Suisei make as she pushes out an especially difficult shit?

>> No.3035629
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3035629

Is this anon ITT?

>> No.3035644

>>3035568
https://youtu.be/A7AINortJi0
Ignore the parts where she's talking, or just imagine there's another holo in the bathroom with her.

>> No.3035900

>>3035644

Mito said it's only suisei who passing her into the toilet, that's why she ask suisei that she saw "the big one" on the toilet stool or not.

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>>3035900
I wonder if the hidden question from Iinchou was 'did Suisei-san drop a fat one without flushing like a dirty girl?'

>> No.3036548
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3036548

>>3035978
Iinchou saw it before Suisei went in to the bathroom, so it's very unlikely that Suisei was the culprit. It has to be one of the other V-carnival participants, specifically a Day 1 performer.

My personal suspicion is either Mito or Kaede, but I'd be interested to hear any theories from /vt/

>> No.3036652

>>3036548
Suisei vacuumed it up into her anus.

>> No.3038311
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3038311

What does Shion's piss taste like?

>> No.3038728
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3038728

>>3038311
Wonderful according to this chart.

>> No.3039769

Why do vtubers sweat so much if they're just sitting at their PC?

>> No.3039798

>>3039769
Have you been to Japan in the summer? The humidity made me sweat buckets even when I wasn't doing anything

>> No.3040378

>>3039769
Imagine what your oshi's room and chair would smell like at the height of summer and after a long day of streaming.

>> No.3040406

>(You)'re walking home from school
>almost to your door
>your classmate Suisei comes up to you
>she looks tense and embarrassed, like in >>3030818
>"H-hi anon, can I use your restroom? I don't have to go or anything, I j-just really need to... wash my hands"

What do?

>> No.3040455

>>3040406
>Sure thing, come on in
>lock front door behind her
>lock bathroom door from the outside before she can get in

>> No.3040471

>>3040406
take a peek of course!

>> No.3040571

>>3040406
In reality? I would probably let her borrow my bathroom but stand outside to listen and go in right after she's finished to smell the flowers

>> No.3040609

>>3030969
Nene literally complained on stream that her feet were too stinky and she couldn't focus on the game. Sucks I'm not a footfag though.

>> No.3040725

>>3039798
what about eaakon

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3040851

>>3032883
I want to swallow Haachamas for personal reasons but I bet Lunas tastes like sugar

>> No.3040930

>>3032883
....do you mean the stuff that actually comes out of girls or are you trying to turn this into a futa thread?

>> No.3041012

>>3036548
おがよくん…
こおさん…

>> No.3041034

>>3040930
Does it really matter?

>> No.3041073

>>3032883
I would drink Ame's cum straight from her cunt

>> No.3041293

>>3041012
>おがよくん…
>こおさん…

誰か?

>> No.3041439

>>3040571
How do you suppose Suisei would respond if you knocked on the door and asked to see what she produced?

>> No.3041572

>>3041439
Complete and total silence, moving anything she could to try and barricade the door, then escaping out of the window after she flushes.

>> No.3042802

>>3036548
>implying it wouldn't be the fat cat herself

>> No.3043707

>>3042802
Okayu could definitely destroy a toilet, but I think Mito wouldn't care as much about the shit unless it's hers or Kaede's.

>> No.3043867

>>3041012
Please do your reps

>> No.3044253
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3044253

>"my bladder is so full! I'm glad I made it in time"
>she's sweating bullets and red faced, holding it while streaming is never easy
>PSHHHHHHHHHHHH
>a strong and straight line comes out of her, hitting the interior of the toilet and splashing everywhere inside it
>"Aaahhhhh, the relief!"
>PSHHhhhhhh....
>the stream recedes meekly, the last droplets soaking her lips
>"Oh shit, there's more coming"
>BRAAAAAAAP
>clenching her face, she forces her asshole to open up
>"God, a huge one is coming!!"
>painfully forcing it harder, the tip of the log is exposed
>the bathroom is starting to smell of her dragon scent
>"Ghhh AAhhh"
>gasping for air, her piece finally begins sliding down her ring
>despite the huge circumference it slides down quite easily
>*Plop*
>Coco is now wasted, but proud
>Rising up from the seat, despite the soreness of her ass, she takes a look of her work
>Smiling big, she flushes, bidding goodbye to what once was part of her

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3044289

>>3030818

>> No.3044400

>>3031168
i piss in the sink often so maybe i shouldn't complain but washing hands in the toilet is disgusting

>> No.3044495

>>3041012
Did you mean おがゆ and こぉね, by chance?

>> No.3044599

>>3044289
It's room made for resting, anon.

>> No.3044754
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3044754

>>3030818
>>3044289
>>3044599
Nene delivers the COLD HARD TRUTH.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RsfiPkbpCRA

>> No.3044959

>>3044754
I want to see Nene debating Suisei on whether idols go to the toilet.

>> No.3045160

>>3044959
To be fair, Suisei never said all idols don’t use the toilet. She said she’s the kind of idol that doesn’t use a toilet (「トイレを使わない系アイドルvtuber」, or something like that).

>> No.3045217

>>3044253
Reading this in her voice made this even better

>> No.3045356

>>3045160
Then Nene should prove her wrong by peeping on Sui-chan's "idol meetings".

>> No.3045510
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>>3045160
Instead, she's the kind of idol that uses my mouth.

>> No.3046020

>>3040725
I don't think anyone outside of North America believes in the idea of powered heat transfer apparatuses.

>> No.3047446

>>3044253
Nice work anon. If you're open to requests, can you do one for Suisei?

>> No.3052187

Which chuubas have pooped themselves before?

>> No.3052319

>>3052187
Kiara

>> No.3053020

>>3052187
Definitely Ayame.

>> No.3053833

>>3052187
Sara Hoshikawa did it on stream based on the video in the other thread

>> No.3054840

>>3030818
I willfully choose to believe this for Suisei

>> No.3055543

>>3044253
wtf she stands up without wiping???? disgusting

>> No.3055582
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3055582

>>3044754
>>3044289
Idol's don't wear panties!!!

>> No.3055617

>>3052187
Uto the fake indie

>> No.3055853

>>3035644
I want her to angrily shit into my mouth.

>> No.3061099

>>3045510
GIWTWM

>> No.3061760

>>3053833
https://youtu.be/o7Jb-BZhPLo?t=3752
Can some kind anon make a streamable of Hoshikawas wet fart in this video?

>> No.3061806

>>3061760
Why is Hoshikawa such a dirty slut?

>> No.3061810

>>3030818
The vibrator is active.

>> No.3061840

>>3061760
How would Sara’s fart taste like?

>> No.3062078

>>3061760
I’m perplexed by how many people think this is a fart. It just sounds like a mouth sound to me.

>> No.3062157

>>3062078
Honestly now that i listen to it again your probably right. Did anyone see that recent yakuza stream Where Moona rushed to the bathroom because she said her stomach hurt? then she's in the chat while taking a fat shit.

>> No.3062385

>>3062157
Yes, I saw that. Two weeks in a row with holos basically admitting they’re going to take a shit on stream.

>> No.3062429

>>3062385
What was the first one?

>> No.3062501

imagine just taking a big whiff of the chair suisei sits in. succulent.

>> No.3062554

>>3035644
I want an angry Fubuki to ask what I'm looking at while Suisei is taking a shit in front of us.

>> No.3062718

>>3062429
Matsuri pretty much did the same thing as Moona. Said her stomach hurt and then went to the bathroom. She didn’t take her phone though.

>> No.3063197

>>3062554
Would it smell sour and sweaty with a hint of peaches?

>> No.3063359

>>3063197
It would smell so bad that Fubuki would stop and pinch her nose.

>> No.3064319

>>3062385
Now this is a virus I support infecting all of hololive, and one that I wish Suisei would do more of.

>> No.3064431

>>3064319
>Haachama big return stream
>all holos are invited to offcollab taste testing Haachama's cooking
>only one toilet in the building

>> No.3065173

>>3064431
This raises a number of important questions:
>Who's the first holo to give in and run to the toilet?
>Who's the first holo to have an accident?
>Do any of them make it out with clean pants?

>> No.3065196

>>3065173
>Miko
>Korone second and she doesn't care, just sits on Miko's lap

>> No.3065233

>>3030818
>they can bleed
I wanna suck susie's cunt while shes on the rag

>> No.3065352

What are each holo's shits like?

>> No.3065564

>>3045160
>doesn’t use a toilet
is she an Indian?

>> No.3066185

>>3062078
Doesn't her voice come in too early for it to be a mouth sound?

>> No.3066208

>>3065564
I'd be fine with designated shitting streets if they were for the sole use of cute female chubas

>> No.3066221

>>3053833
Which other thread? How many ambr*sia threads are active right now? I'm only aware of this and the matsuri one.

>> No.3066258

>>3066221
It wasn't a purpose made one, but there was a discussion in the Uto thread where someone started compiling a list of vtuber braps.

>> No.3066298

>>3066221
We tried to keep this stuff contained to one official thread but since the mods are giant fags it ended up taking over the whole board, ironic really

>> No.3066368

>>3031116
And that's a good thing

>> No.3066732

>>3066221
Sorry I didn't see the Festival thread when I made this one. I thought the signpost was that we would use Suichan OPs

>> No.3066853

>>3066732
>spoiler
It is, but some people just make threads of their own volition or are too horny to read apparently

>> No.3067083
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3067083

>>3062078
It sounds pretty airy, like blowing through a mouthpiece of an instrument. It also doesn't sound creaky so we can't say it's a chair. It also sounds fairly distant from the mic, more so than Hoshikawa's voice. Honestly it sounds like she tried to rip a silent one but it left with a little too much force and also vibrated with the cloth of her underwear.

>ywn have hoshikawa's freshly worn thong still warm and with the scent of her fart she inadvertently let out on stream

>> No.3067528

>>3067083
My personal theory is, since she ends the stream only a few minutes later, she actually shat herself. She couldn't get up and take a bathroom break, because that would tell everyone what just happened, so she decided to end the stream and hope everyone just thought it was only a fart.

>> No.3068062

>>3061760
What would Hoshikawa's piss taste like? Asking for Festival.

>> No.3068280

>>3068062
Like other men's cum.

>> No.3068606

>>3065564
No. The truth is that Suisei's shits are too big to possibly flush. Her family got tired of unclogging the toilet every day, so they made her use a container like a trash can and empty it out later. She stuck with that habit even after moving into the holohouse.

>> No.3068702

>>3066208
How would you know if the shit really came from a cute female chuuba? It could be a random dude breaking the law's shit.

>> No.3068780

>>3068702
The streets will need to be watched and patrolled to make sure only cute female chuubas are shitting there. I volunteer myself to lead the guard.

>> No.3069032

>>3030818
>ywn have a bite of Suisei's delectable anus pastry

>> No.3069059

It's just amazing how insanely quickly these threads devolved from sniffing armpits and tasting fresh sterile sweat into literal shit eating.

>> No.3069117
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3069117

>>3030969
I think you're forgetting about someone

>> No.3069260
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>>3069059
I want to taste Rushia's armpits and sniff her fresh sterile sweat!

>> No.3069316

>>3069059
i'm personally into all of those things so it's not all that bad
sweat and armpitbros can always post here

>> No.3069605

>>3069059
I'm not into scat but sweat and piss connoisseurs are seen as disgusting too by most of this board so I'm quite happy to welcome all degenerates here

>> No.3070096

>>3069605
Through disgust, unity.

>> No.3070103

>Japanese summer notoriously long and hellish
>They all refuse AC

What do they mean by this

>> No.3070184

>>3070103
Why would chuubas need AC when they could use (You) to clean their sweat?

>> No.3070194

Suisei is posting on /fit/
>>>/fit/61219715

>> No.3070255

>>3070194
The picture might be Suisei, but the poster sounds more like Matsuri. Unless Suisei also has a thing for omorashi god I hope she does.

>> No.3070433
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3070433

>>3070255
Watching Suisei piss herself on stage at a 3D concert! Making sure to sit in the very front row so that her warm piss sprays all over my face!

>> No.3072211

https://youtu.be/kR9mSvUyfkY?t=3078
When Suisei feels really tired, she sometimes sleeps on the toilet seat.

>> No.3073059
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>>3072211
Hang on, isn't she an idol who doesn't need to use the toilet?

>> No.3073343

>>3073059
Exactly. Suisei doesn't use the toilet, so any time you see her entering a bathroom it's to take a 2-5 minute nap. She definitely doesn't go to relieve herself, not ever, because she's an idol.

>> No.3074200

>>3073343
Why would she do that on a toilet seat, though? Does she like the rancid smell of a girls' bathroom or something haha

>> No.3074273

>>3074200
I want someone to write a story about Sui-chan having an ambrosia fetish but she can't piss or shit herself because she's an idol

>> No.3074738

>>3074273
So how does she indulge it? Watching/listening to her fellow idols go? Holding it for as long as possible? Consider this research for if I decide to write something

>> No.3075601

I want to be Suisei's personal toilet

Eat everything that she letting out

>> No.3075851

>>3031782
That art....

>> No.3076158

>>3074738
Well she's already admitted to going into the bathroom to wash her hands or take a nap, so I'm pretty sure the real reason is to sniff what the other girls have been doing and curse the fact that she can never have the pleasure of relieving her bladder with a huge piss like the rest of them can

>> No.3076462

>>3074738
An omorashi or piss holding greentext or fic featuring Suichan would be kino, anon.

>> No.3077501
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3077501

>Ame clogged the toilet with a fat stinky shit log and it won't unclog

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3077732

>>3077501
Taco Bell strikes again

>> No.3077791

>>3066208
you are a bit late, but Niji IN just graduated few hours ago

>> No.3077850

>>3077501
Imagine the size and consistency.

>> No.3078048

>>3077791
RIP Noor and her curry flavored piss

>> No.3078150

>>3077501
Imagine the gremlin noises Ame would make pushing out a huge log

>> No.3078223

>>3077501
Is there something in the air that's causing holos to take fat shits? Moona Matsuri and now Ame. Hopefully this becomes a trend like Apex

>> No.3078325

>>3078150
https://youtu.be/rcyqfYy9mgo

>> No.3078396

Isn't their audio evidence of at least 1 vtuber taking a farty shit in a toilet? Amd another one pissing themself on stream

>> No.3078468

>>3078396
>vtuber taking a farty shit in a toilet
Mori: https://streamable.com/agjdr3
>one pissing themself on stream
Matsuri: https://youtu.be/7anff141mtg

>> No.3078568

>>3066221
>>3066258
>>3078396
Reposting the brap reference.
https://rentry.co/vtubraps
>>3061760
If someone will I'll add it to the list.

>> No.3078891

>>3078223
I don't know what it is, but I approve of it. Maybe it will spread to their collab partners.
>>3078568
I clipped Hoshikawa's brap.
https://streamable.com/8lb8xn

>> No.3079029

>born too late to discover unknown continents
>born too early to discover alien planets
>born just the right time to watch anime girls on livestream ripping loud farts and go take fat shits

>> No.3079107

>>3078891
Is the clip permanent? because if you don't pay it is removed after a while. if it is not permanent I prefer keeping the yt link.

>> No.3079305

>>3079107
Apologies, I didn't know that about streamable so it won't be a permanent link.

>> No.3079576

>>3079305
Got it. Thanks

>> No.3079616

Suisei is such a stacy
Love her

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>>3079616

>> No.3082802

what made you guys like this? why do you like this?

>> No.3082892

>>3082802
I don’t know. I’ve just liked it for as long as I can remember. Though I’m sure that one guy will try to tell you that it’s because of scatological humor in American cartoons, even though Japan is one of, if not the top producer of scat and fart porn in the world.

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>>3076462
This post (and thread in general) inspired to revive a WIP Suityan story. This is actually my first time writing about chuubas, so I'm open to feedback.


The sun is beating down onto your arm, as a summer breeze drifts through the car's window. It's the perfect day for a road trip, almost enough to make you forget the traffic jam. But the best thing about today is your girlfriend, Suisei Hoshimachi, in the passenger seat next to you. Her azure hair frames her beautiful face like a painting. She's a true idol, and she's stubbornly dedicated to her image even out of the spotlight. Even now, when she badly needs to use the bathroom.

Although it's the second day of the trip, you haven't seen Suisei go to the bathroom once. You're pretty sure she snuck away at a rest stop, but when you got back on the road she said she was just buying snacks. There was also the time where you went to the hotel bathroom after she "washed her hands" and it smelled like air freshener, but she was just cleaning, according to her. "Idols don't use the bathroom! Don't you know that?" she'd say with a grin. But right now, it looked like this idol had to use the bathroom urgently.

Suisei was clearly uncomfortable. She wore a look of slight concern on her face, and for the past hour she had subtly been pressing her legs together. You resist the urge to say "I told you so", and decide to be merciful. "Hey Sui-chan, do you want me to pull over?" you ask in a knowing tone. "I don't need to-" she says, looking away with a sense of embarrassment. "O-ok, if you really want, but just so we can buy extra snacks! And I already know your favorites, so you can stay back and refuel." You see a smile growing on her face, clearly anticipating the sweet relief her bladder was soon to get. Well, as soon as the traffic jam cleared up.

"Can't they go any faster?" Suisei complains. It's been 30 minutes since you promised to pull over, and she isn't looking any less tense. "I doubt it, it's a holiday and this is the route to the beach." "I know. I just wish I could get out and...wash my hands. You know, they've been kinda sweaty in this heat." She rested her hands on her lap and gave a pained smile. As you turned to check the road ahead, Suisei furtively slipped a hand between her legs, using all of her effort to hold back the pee that was now begging for release.

She looks so desperate that you decide to speak up. Her pride will make her hold it as long as possible, but you don't want to see your girlfriend so uncomfortable. "Sui-chan, I know you need to go to the bathroom." you say with a gentle tone, trying not to embarrass her further. "Y-yeah, you're right. I do." she responds in a quiet voice, looking out of the window as shame spreads across her cheeks. "It's OK, I think I know what you can do." you say, offering her an empty water bottle that you finished earlier today. "Seriously? What kind of idol would I be if I peed in a bottle?" she said, incredulous. "The kind of idol who doesn't pee her pants" you respond sarcastically, as her fingers continue to press against the crotch of her sky blue shorts. "Good point" she answers with a bashful smile, unbuttoning her shorts and sliding them precariously down to her ankles. Her lacy white panties follow, her fingers working dexterously despite shaking with anticipation.

Suisei reclines on the seat, aligning herself with the bottle as well as she could. As soon as she does, the hold releases, as if her body was giving her permission to finally rest. A powerful jet of pee instantly flows out of her, the splashing sounds in the bottle drowning out her blissful gasps of relief. Her eyes are half-lidded in relaxation as the golden stream continues to fill the bottle. "That must feel good" you remark, to which she nods rapidly. "I've been holding this for soooo long" she beams, her voice soaked in pleasure. Suisei looks at you with a blush as her stream tapers off into a trickle. "I guess idols do use the bathroom after all" she laughs as the traffic finally begins to get moving.

"You don't think I'm gross for this, do you Anon?"
You place your hand gently on her shoulder. You would have held her hands, but one of them is holding a bottle of piss and the other is pulling her underwear back up.
"Of course not, honey. Sui-chan is just as cute today!"

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>>3030818
Oh yeah? Then explain this

>> No.3090018

>Ame’s sewage system is broken
She can’t shower and she can’t use her toilet. Imagine a stinky, sweaty unwashed Ame squatting over a bucket letting out a long piss and a fat turd and having to timidly take it outside to dump it in the yard or the dumpster. Or imagine the plumbers coming over while she’s in the middle of doing so. Or better yet, imagine her getting a tummy ache while the plumbers are working and her having to do her best to control the volume of her diarrhea. So many possibilities.

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>>3085208
I love it.

>> No.3094921

>>3086891
Why was he both warned and banned?

>> No.3095051

>>3040406
"Sure, come in!"
>locks door behind her.
"But everything has a price"
>unzips dick
>fade to black.

>> No.3095118

>>3030818
what is this facial expression meant to convey?

>> No.3095157

>>3095118
Discomfort because she needs to use the bathroom mixed with
disgust because she has to ask you.

>> No.3097018

>>3085208
What will happen with the filled piss bottle afterwards? Would Suityan give it to (You) to "dispose of"?

>> No.3097051

>>3097018
>drive slowly so you arrive barely on time so she doesn't have any time to take care of the bottle

>> No.3097169

>>3061099
IWTCIHS

>> No.3097201

>>3053020
I wouldn't put it past Ayame to wear a diaper ngl

>> No.3099684

>>3097201
It's not like she really has a choice, either she uses the diaper, shits her pants on stream or takes a spontaneous 20-minute break to run to the toilet and maybe make it in time.

>> No.3100011

>>3099684
No like for enjoyment. She has enough autism

>> No.3102708

>>3100011
I could see that. Between Ayame, Aqua and Shion, Gen 2 has a lot of diaper potential.

>> No.3104358

>>3102708
Shuba already has exhibition scat art, although drawn badly.

>> No.3106606

>>3104358
Better badly drawn than not drawn.

>> No.3109616

>>3104358
>>3106606
Link?

>> No.3114019

Old clip, but I think it's relevant to this thread:
https://youtu.be/9U7B2qbXMEo

>> No.3114798

https://twitter.com/EngVTubersOOC/status/1388248425523814403

Chicken...

>> No.3114881

>>3114019
What would Shion's poops be like? Does she regularly go every day or hold it to the limit?

>> No.3114915

>>3114881
she always has diarrhea

>> No.3115002

Which Holo do people in this thread want to fart on stream next? for me it would be Coco or Moona

>> No.3115151

>>3115002
Moona seconded, also Ina, Korone, Botan.

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3115355

>>3040406
>ahh sure thing, go ahead

>> No.3116236

>>3115002
For me, it's Suisei. Imagine how embarrassed she'd get, how she'd try denying and covering it up, all the while the chat can't be fooled, and fills up with messages about how loud/wet/stinky it was. Bonus points if it's an off-collab and we get another chuuba reacting to it.
Aside from Suisei I'd also like Noel, Botan and Lamy.

>> No.3118039

>>3115355
You act like Suisei wouldn't be the type to put toilet paper in the bowl to absorb the noise.

>> No.3118324

>>3040406
>Sure, that's fine! The toilet is broken though and I've got a guy coming over to fix it so don't try to use it, alright?"

>> No.3118447

>>3118039
>Suisei in a hurry to pee
I'm sure Suisei pisses like she's frying chicken.

>> No.3118625

Which Holo would you give an enema to?

>> No.3119144

>>3118447
Of course she would, since she holds it in all day like a true idol.
>>3118625
I'd be a nice guy and give it to whoever is the most constipated. Then again, I don't know who that would be.

>> No.3119322

>>3118625
which holo's enema would you eat/drink?

>> No.3120316

>>3119144
>whoever is the most constipated
Suisei maybe? She eats huge amounts of grilled/fried meats, no vegetables and holds it in for long periods of time. I'm not sure about the other holos' diets.

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>>3119322
Rushia's and Shion's but not Gura's

>> No.3120567

>>3120395
Imagine how Rushia would scream when the enema comes out

>> No.3121817

>>3065564
Designated.

>> No.3123011

>>3121817
Unfortunately NijiID has been disbanded.

>> No.3124908

>>3114881
Average size (large relative to Shion), quite soft and difficult to hold in, not very loud but unbelievably rancid-smelling. Shion tries to hold it if she can, but rarely makes it back home without having to find a public bathroom and release. With the amount and consistency, Shion uses a lot of toilet paper,and it's not uncommon for her to run out.

>> No.3126655

>>3119144
Amelia because she always sounds so butthurt when she plays Super Mario Sunshine LMAO

>> No.3130237

I want to lick all of amelia's stinky unwashed body!

>> No.3130293

>>3130237
imagine the taste and smell of her stinky asshole

>> No.3131636

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWdEBN04tbU

>> No.3132144

>>3131636
>tfw no Matsuri vs Mamatsuri pee holding challenge

>> No.3132945

>>3132144
Reminder that Matsuri advocates drinking piss straight from the source to improve its taste as it has the least chance to oxidize that way.

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3133476

>>3132945
A true piss connoisseur.

>> No.3139920

>>3130237
What's the stinkiest part of Ame?

>> No.3139985

>>3139920
Either pits or butthole depending on how sweaty it is

>> No.3141021

Haachama has a rotten tooth, and now I'm telling that to all of you.

>> No.3141251

>>3141021
Does anyone else have a fetish for cute girl teeth?

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3141478

I made this chart of the JP holos' poop size and consistency. Some of these I'm pretty confident about, some are just guesses. Let me know if you think I should make any changes.

>> No.3141903

>>3141251
Not a sexual attraction, but cute girl teeth are very nice to look at.

>> No.3144493

>>3141478
>no smell category

>> No.3144536

Which holo could sit on my face in a pair of freshly bought white cotton panties and rip a series of farts that would make those panties not even worth to try washing, just straight into the trashbin kind of stained?

>> No.3144713

>>3144493
I was thinking about including smell, but that would require a 3D graph and I don't know any way to create that. Plus there aren't enough non-rancid smelling holos, the graph would be majorly shifted to one side.

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3145058

>>3141478
Excessive protein consumption often leads to constipation, which means larger less frequent shits. They also always smell horrible.
A lot of people also report protein shits being softer than usual, sometimes to the point of diarrhea, with at least one person describing their shit as coming out of their ass like softserve ice cream. There are people that say that their high protein diet makes their shits harder than normal, but that's more likely caused by high fiber intake, which is actually usually what is suggested to counteract the softening from high protein.
What I'm trying to say is that Korone doesn't shit often, but when Korone does need to shit it's going to be big, it's going to be smelly, and it's not going to wait until she gets home. I pray for the poor soul who has entered a public restroom and had to deal with the aftermath of Korone's shitpocalypse.

>>3144536
High protein diets also cause constant farting, which is just as horrible smelling. It's a miracle that Okayu has any sense of smell at all after being around Korone so much.

>> No.3145186

>>3032883
Flare, she seems like a nice clean woman. Half elf juices will give it extra taste.

>> No.3145469

>>3032883
Rushia cum would taste good but i want to swallow Ina cum for some reason, idk it just feels RIGHT.

>> No.3145630

why is ame so often the recipient of ambrosia fantasies? she hasn't said or done anything asides from roomate stuff that would put her in the front of ambrosia content like mori or ollie

>> No.3145944

>>3144536
>not saving the dirty panties for personal use

>> No.3146041

>>3145630
Ame is very popular on this board, so it makes sense she’d have a few ambrosia chads in her fanbase. Plus, she talks about not showering and having stinky pits and she mentions her tummy aches very often and says things like “hiccup from my butt.”

>> No.3146074

>>3145630
I've made maybe 4 of the ambrosia threads so far and I am a Teamate and smellfriend

>> No.3146164

>>3145058
>it's not going to wait until she gets home
What does she do when she's midway through an endurance stream and feels the urge?

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3147033

>Ame crinkled her gamer bottles in her members' Madoka watchalong

>> No.3147611

>>3147033
But did she fill them on stream?

>> No.3147749

>>3147033
Has Ame resorted to using gamer bottles because her toilet is still clogged?

>> No.3148007

>>3145469
very basadir

>> No.3148064

>>3147749
she can use me as a gamer bottle anytime
I wonder if she actually pisses in bottles, or is just joking
I have a dick, it's easier and handier to do
How do you piss in a bottle with a cunt? Seems impossible.

>> No.3148069

>>3146074
based

>> No.3148165

>>3148064
It's possible, just difficult. It's obviously harder to aim, and there might be some splashing, but with practice they can fill a bottle.

>> No.3148211

>>3148064
I still lament not saving the Airi piss clip every time I think about gamer bottles.

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3148295

>>3148211
I have hope that someone out there has a non corrupted version of the clip. Or she does another one sometime
It just sits there, haunting me knowing I have the video but no audio

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3150374

>your oshi
>what would her piss taste like?

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3150505

>>3150374
>pic related
>an outwardly very sweet apple flavour, with a hint of sharp sourness that comes to the forefront in due time

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>>3150505
How would you get the opportunity to taste it? As an idol who doesn't need to use the toilet, won't it be hard even getting her to admit she pees?

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that feel when no gassy reaper gf

>> No.3150918

>>3150888
oh no, I've exposed my phoneposting..

>> No.3150975

>>3150876
Conduct a health inspection at Cover, and tell them you need piss/poop samples because a rare new disease is spreading.

>> No.3151049

>>3150876
Not that guy, but the best way would probably be to challenge her to some pee holding tetris, before revealing that you're actually a Grandmaster. Most likely filling her with a few drinks beforehand, so her bladder is already slightly filled when you start playing, and her focus would gradually keep slipping and slipping as she struggles to keep it in. Eventually the guise will slip, at which point you offer to let her pee in your mouth, because if she doesn't actually use the toilet, she can continue saying that idols don't use it

>> No.3151089

I wouldn't feel bad if any of you died nor would I have moral qualms killing you.

>> No.3151137

>>3151089
Hello, Sui-chan!

>> No.3151180

>>3151137
...the 23 year old obese american types while he strokes his "boypussy" at the thought of smelling girl crotch musk instead

>> No.3151199

>>3151180
Fuck you, I'm not american.

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>>3150975
>No need to worry, Tanigo-san. I assure you I am a fully qualified doctor.
>It would also be very useful for the tests if the patients could provide a sample of their gas stored in a sealed container.
>I just want to ensure they're in the best of health, I'm sure you understand.

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>>3151089

>> No.3152406

>>3150888
Pretty good chart, there are only a few changes I'd make.
>move Ollie up based on the clip
>move Lamy to the right since alcohol can cause some truly rancid braps
>move Noel to the right; with the amount of gyudon she eats she's probably clearing rooms

Also, if a succubus chuuba farts and nobody hears or smells it, did she really let one go?

>> No.3153012

>>3152406
>implying succubus farts aren't designed to turn into pheromones

>> No.3153097

>>3153012
More like fartomones, hahaha!

>> No.3155200

>>3153012
Imagine Aloe trying to seduce someone by pushing extra hard to spread her pheromones. Hopefully she won't push too hard and accidentally shit.

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>>3030818
>Kind reminder that idol chuubas absolutely do not poop, piss, fart, sweat or smell bad anywhere.

>> No.3156738

What are the main differences differences in farts between JP, EN, and ID? https://youtu.be/QyNJDmWScv4

>> No.3156824

Which holos have burped on stream? I know Haachama, Moona, Gura and Coco have. And technically Amelia burps every stream, but they sound like hiccups.

>> No.3156998

>>3156824
i'd be surprised if reine hasn't burped on stream desu

>> No.3157122

>>3156738
ID girls' farts are much more frequent and intense due to their spice-heavy diet. JP girls fart quite often because they tend to eat a lot of fibre, but the smell tends to be relatively mild. Of course this varies depending on the girl, Suisei for instance probably has farts on par with ID. As for the EN girls, they're in the middle for both frequency and smell, although their diets can sometimes animate their bowels and make them much gassier.

>> No.3157283

>>3157122
>As for the EN girls, they're in the middle for both frequency and smell
considering ame's constant bowel problems i wouldn't be so sure

>> No.3157404

>>3157283
Yeah, I was trying to average it out. Since the EN girls are all over the world, they much more intragenerational variance in their diets. So while Ame has some stomach issues, Gura and Mori would have more stable digestion. They're definitely less consistent than the others.

>> No.3158989

Imagine if Suisei got good enough at English, decided to read /vt/ and found this thread. How would she react?

>> No.3160053

>>3158989
Hopefully, she’s on the toilet letting loose a long rainbow.

>> No.3161444

>>3160053
>Sui-chan reading ambrosia threads while stuck on the toilet with constipation
I choose to believe it.

>> No.3163573

>>3161444
Idols don't get constipated, Suisei's shits are smooth and effortless.

>> No.3165385

>>3035629
>that pic
I swear to god, half you fuckers must be posting from sodom and gomorrah

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>>3158989
She would be utterly disgusted at the degeneracy of her Hoshiyomis.

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3169088

How smelly is Shion's butt?

>> No.3171125

>>3169088
If you spread her butt cheeks and bury your nose deep within her hole, you will find that it smells like lavender and peaches.

>> No.3173437

>>3169088
Very smelly, but she uses magic to create a shield around her butt that traps the smell. The only time this shield drops is when she gets surprised or loses her focus, which causes all the trapped gas to come out at once.

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>>3169088
I wouldn't recommend it anon, the smell would make you projectile vomit.

>> No.3173697

>>3173452
How does such a small girl create such an intense smell?

>> No.3173731

>>3173697
It smells like old men cock

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3175350

Does Nabi poop?

>> No.3175640

>>3175350
Ask Ina gooks poop or not.

>> No.3175964

>>3175350
Going by her daughters, she definitely does. Hopefully we'll get some more tangible evidence the longer she keeps streaming.

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>>3175350
I want Nabi-mama to piss down my throat and do her high-pitched giggles as she watches me struggle to swallow it all.

>> No.3177606

Attention: Haachama just smelled her feet on stream again.

>> No.3177775

>>3177606
Did she mention the smell? I hope they're still stinky.

>> No.3177933

>>3177775
She said they're only mildly smelly now, which I assume means she's gone noseblind to it.

>> No.3178974

>>3177933
I hope she has, Haachama without smelly feet is like Suisei losing her voice.

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>>3151434
>what kind of sealed container?
>oh, here you go. take one of these, try not to pop it
>just tie it and write your name on it with this marker

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>>3178998
>Ok, balloon number 1
>Fuck, that's intense. What did this girl eat?

>Ah, Hoshimachi-san. I'm pleased to inform you that the test came back negative.
>However, as we still don't have a treatment for this disease, I'll need you to provide a new sample twice per week.
>Please relay this to the rest of the girls. We need to make sure that you all stay healthy.

>> No.3182070

>>3178998
Imagine popping a hole through your oshi's for fun and asking her for another sample

>> No.3182186

>>3173731
it smells like my old cock

>> No.3182206

>>3182070
Your oshi wouldn't be happy with having to provide multiple samples. Perhaps it would be easier for her to deliver it directly to your nose?

>> No.3182248

>>3030818
>Kind reminder that idol chuubas absolutely do not poop, piss, fart, sweat or smell bad anywhere.
>that means they have no ASSHOLE, PEEHOLE and SWEATGLANDS
why even live.

>> No.3182304

>>3178998
Coco would definitely pop hers and have to ask for another, maybe even more than once

>> No.3182552

>>3182304
Coco should take two from the start and swap over once she fills the first one. She has way too much gas for one container.

>> No.3182595

>>3182552
Who would start shitting in the balloon because she thought it's a poop sample?

>> No.3182861

>>3182595
>Aqua
Would definitely misunderstand it, because she's Aqua.
>Mori
Would mishear the Japanese instructions, and is too awkward to ask.
>Lamy
Would be so drunk that she can't tell if she needs to fart or shit, and ends up doing both.

>> No.3184813

>>3115002
Suisei and Ame

>> No.3185205

>>3184813
I'm surprised Ame hasn't done it already, with her poor diet and continual stomach aches. Unfortunately Suisei seems like the type who can hold it in for hours, I don't think we'll ever get a fart from her.

>> No.3189998

>>3185205
Suisei has to fart on stream one day. With how many hours she spends on stream, it's going to happen eventually.

>> No.3191869

>>3189998
I really can't wait

>> No.3192621
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3192621

What's the appeal of armpits? I'm asking as a pitfag who would like nothing more than to lick the sour, tangy stench off Ame's unwashed pits but what's the science behind it?

>> No.3192704

>>3192621
IT MAKE MY PEE PEE HARD

>> No.3192804

>>3192621
Its the sweatiest and one of the softest parts of the body, it makes for a powerful alluring combination.

>> No.3192876

>>3192621
I have no idea yet I still want to violently lick every single drop out of Nene's armpits

>> No.3192966

>>3192621
It's an intimate and sensitive part where all the pheromones come out. not too hard to figure it out

>> No.3193243

>>3192876
Great taste. She'd definitely be up for it too, going by her stream.

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>>3192621
I like this anon's take on it, but putting that aside I think it's something that stems from mental association. Many people are willing to admit the like the scent given off by the opposite sex after physical activities like sports or working out. That scent of course, comes from sweat, and the most common places attributed to sweat are the forehead, neck, and armpits. But while the forehead and neck are generally visible to some degree, armpits usually being covered by sleeves gives it sort of a "taboo" factor, and it's that combination of being something that's normally supposed to be hidden, the greater than average affinity for sweat, and slightly suggestive appearance that creates the draw

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3194657

Which holo has the best-tasting sweat?

>> No.3197036

>>3194657
Regular sweat, foot sweat or buttcrack sweat?

>> No.3197504

>>3197036
Whichever type of sweat you prefer.

>> No.3198006

>>3194657
Ame's for sure makes my dick the hardest

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3198062

Another successful thread boys.

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>>3194657
The sweetest. I imagine the end of her RFA streams must smell like candy cane

>> No.3198647

>>3198410
You'd probably get prediabetes just from drinking it

>> No.3201654

>>3194657
Sui-chan, her sweat tastes like ringo juice.

>> No.3204043

>>3198410
I want to lick every single inch of this sweaty princess

>> No.3208077
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>> No.3208093

>>3208077
Silly Marine, she spilt orange juice on herself.

>> No.3208852

>>3198062
This thread slowed down quite a bit towards the end. Maybe the OP for next time should encourage more focus towards a specific type of ambrosia that hasn't been discussed much yet? Such as ________

>> No.3209074

>>3208852
https://youtu.be/N2EUU2LcLsE

>> No.3209560

>>3208077
We got robbed when Marine held it all through that horror game stream.

>> No.3210092
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I think the smelly neet thing is overhyped, but I will say, single women will live in filth. I went over to some girls house and she literally had empty pizza boxes on the table and dirty plates sitting out. I made the mistake of walking into my sister's room, and good lord. I noped the fuck out.

Pic very much related.

>> No.3210110

>>3032883
>girl cum
do you mean the liquid that vaginas produce when they are aroused, the "squirt" that it's actually piss or futa cum?

>> No.3210321

>>3210110
Looking at the posts he's responding to, he's talking about futa.

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>> No.3223606

>>3210092
Is it any better when it's a cute girl?

>> No.3223725

>>3223606
Depends what you mean by better. They definitely aren't cleaner, but you're more willing to forgive it because they're cute.

>> No.3227188

>>3208852
I agree but it's also tough because we have to stay pretty low profile just in case

>> No.3227332

>>3208852
I asked about burps above and got nothing. I suppose there aren’t many people into those.

>> No.3227611

>>3227332
Do you watch Koopa?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7MNbLk7JKE

>> No.3227674

>>3227611
Yes, I am very aware of her. I was more interested in holo burps though because those are rare compared to indies and vshojo and the like.

>> No.3227817

>>3227674
I've never heard of any holo burps. Ame has her hiccups obviously, but that's a different thing.

>> No.3228343

>>3212536
>Iwn be that toilet

>> No.3229093

>>3228343
You wouldn't have much to do, Ayame didn't take her pants off.

>> No.3229898

>>3229093
>Ayame is so desperate that she forgets to pull down her pants

>> No.3230836

>>3229898
I want to be the one who gets to change her diaper after a long stream so bad

>> No.3230997

>>3230836
Unfortunately, that job is already taken. Where do you think the Mio mama nickname came from?

>> No.3232310

>>3227817
I have some saved. I’ll post them in the next thread though.

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