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30284977 No.30284977 [Reply] [Original]

>Be me
>Big fan of funny girl
>Give her many teeth and seashells
>Hear story funny girl mate with other man
>Make sad

Hope other tribe has new funny girl. Better funny girl. Will give her many teeth and seashells.

>> No.30285136

Grugg should work on self, give funny woman with mate teeth and seashells anyway

>> No.30285216

>>30284977
>Hear story funny girl be actual human doing human things
>Realize I am sub human who is so undesirable nobody even look at
Yes, clearly, funny girl is the problem here.

>> No.30288159
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30288159

SELEN ME KNOW YOU /HERE/ PLEASE BECOME MATE ME LOVE YOU MUCH, ME HAVE BIG CAVE FOR MANY YOUNG TO LIVE IN

>> No.30289148

>>30284977
Bash funny girl head with big rock. find funny guy that looks like a girl instead.

>> No.30289621

>>30284977
funny rock girl can not be with man, I not care about meat girls

>> No.30292069
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30292069

Nijisanji good

>> No.30294540

>>30289148
No guy who look like funny girl in area. Order pink stockings from amazon rainforest and become funny girl.

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30295174

Ojou see soon
Maybe next moon
Me wait for Ojou
Me collect big many seashells
Me give Ojou seashells
Ojou giggle
Me be happy
Just have to wait

>> No.30296082
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30296082

Nijisanji bad

>> No.30296705
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30296705

So as joke, me went to friend's cave wearing pekora wig and furs. Me could barely stop laugh as he went as red as sunset and look at me from head to toe with drool in mouth. Way he stare made made feel funny too, but me decide to tease him more by taking off clothes. He ask me, "you serious?" and me said "yes peko."

He go quiet for what seem like many moons, so me ask him, "what the matter peko?" he said he confuse, but then his bone got hard, which made me take off his clothes. Me expect him scream, "stop!" as me kiss him and stroke his club, but he instead shout "oh god, pekora!" which made me get bone myself. Before me knew it, me was blowing him for the first time till he came.

His spirit was so thick, it get stuck inside my throat no matter how hard me swallow. He then say, "me want to mate you now!" and seeing that we've already gone that far and we were both naked, me oblige. At sundown, jerk went all pale and say to me "why we do that? now me not straight." but still look so cute all confused like that, so me took pity on him and say while wiping spirit off my face, "pretend me still pekora."

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30296803

MISS FAUNA
WHEN FAUNA COME BACK
SHE GONE FOREVER THIS TIME?

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30296864

>>30284977
horse go home, enjoy funny girls do funny things

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