/ggg/ - Gawr Gura General

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Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g
Member VODs: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=UUMOoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g
Twitter: https://twitter.com/gawrgura

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Merch: https://rentry.org/ggg_merch

Previous Thread: >>30245610

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Gurass

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Sharkie pissy slitty

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gaggling goober

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I need a Sunday Morning soundpost, chumbies

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Well we got a Bone Bros collab with Lui, Laplus, Peko and Moona. I wonder how this will go.

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just watched the crunchyroll panel, that shit was painful

anytime gura tried to talk about anything they just screamed feet at her, no way you don't lose some respect for your fans after that, she even seemed kind of openly annoyed

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>start taking zinc
>didn't chum for 3 days
>need to shit
>feel turd pushing against my prostate
>overpowering pleasure as I feel my ballsack and glutes contract
>cum ridiculous amounts inside my pants, like 7 or 8 thick fucking ropes
God, I want Gura to peg me

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>>30281896
most of them are probably clips watcher only

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>>30281463

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>le huge Collab where Gura will get 10 minutes of total dialogue and make that the stream of the day
Are you actually happy?

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>>30282191
If Gura is having fun then I'm having fun

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>>30282191
By experience people saying that don't even watch stream, so what do you care ?

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The ever changing drawing

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>>30282191
Already making shit up?

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>>30282191
I would prefer a collab without Mori, but otherwise I don't mind it.

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so did gura sing?
what did she sing?

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what collab are you guys talking about?

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>>30283438
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d84haKcpG58

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>>30281975

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>>30282191
Yes.

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>>30282558
UOH

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>>30283525
ty chumbie

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I had an extremely realistic dream about Gura. Never felt more depressed waking up in my life. I laid in bed for like an hour with my eyes closed trying to go back.

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>>30283525
yeah I'm thinking it's a safe bet that goob is involved, if you take a close look at the thumbnail gura is included which implies she will be present in the collab

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goob moening, im officially a wizard today

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>>30283907
This looks like kino waiting to happen

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>>30284024
Happy birthday bud, use your powers wisely

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>>30284024
based wizard, can you guys shoot fireballs

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>>30284024
Yes that is a cute shrimp

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"gwombus", "goop goop", "goomba" and "gura" are all the same vtuber

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>>30284515
Proof?

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>>30284515
Master, you forgot your pills again...

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>>30281975

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>>30284024
Happy birthday! Can you use your powers to send me back in time so I can unfuck my life? Thanks bro!

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I found this on twitter, how will chumbuds defend this ?

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>>30285235
I thought this was a cum tribute for a second from the thumbnail.

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>>30285235
>>30285278
the mother of all cum tributes- on the meet and greet panel at crx

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>>30285235
Thats fine. If someone does this with a wedding ring though, I will hunt them down.

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>>30285519
What would you do if I ran up to the display with my dick out and came on Guras face? Everyone there would look in horror at the cum dribbling down her body as she squeals for security.

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>>30285807
enjoy prison public exposurebud

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>>30286414
Is it still public exposure if no one sees your penis but just your cum dribbling down the screen?

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>>30285235
Thats me every stream

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mooo~

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>>30286924
Breast growth massages and lactation correction needed

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>>30286924
T u T

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>>30286924
C'mere Gura it's time for your milking.

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>>30287439
>this didn't get a single piece of fanart
Grim

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>>30287612

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>>30287492

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>>30287923
Not the same

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>>30287733
kek as if it wasn't obvious already

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>>30288017

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>>30287074

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>>30287492
Artists are hacks, HACKS! They'll happily draw the same tailless titty Gura a million times but neeeever the good stuff.

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I think Gawr and Gura should have sex

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>>30288772
Yeah with me

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>>30288772
What would that be like?

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>>30288916
https://files.catbox.moe/72zw6f.png
https://files.catbox.moe/720jsp.jpeg
Gawr raping Gura

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>>30288916
Hot and involve a strap-on and ropes.

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>>30281975
actual fag, why did you feel the need to tell us this

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can you stop giving me boners at work? thanks

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>>30289531
faggots crave attention like that, it‘a part of their mental illness

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that Alice shill stream will be the least viewed VOD on her channel ever, well deserved

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>>30289574
oh nyo

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>>30289637
good. no wonder she tweeted about it a full day before

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>>30289574
Do you want a raise or not?

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>>30287492
Isn't this from a member's stream? Most of Goob's artists are JOPs using her hashtag for free clout

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>>30289637
Worst part is that the dumb gachashit didn't even have any cute lolis in it for Gura to coom over. That was probably her worst stream in recent memory.

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Every time I hear Gura's voice in a new stream my worries are washed away and I am reset, rejuvenated

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>>30289812
her worst stream ever imo
even her singing at the end was terrible
you could tell at every second that she just wanted to get that shit over with asap

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So meet and greet today and then the telephone collab tomorrow morning, right?

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>>30289812
Depends how recent you memory is

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>>30289637
her 5 lowest viewed vods, including alice, are:
crypt of necrodancer: 276k
RDR2 cowboy rp: 269k
SSSS dynazenon watch along: 261k
super metroid comfy bomb hop: 229k
alice fiction: 149k
so while i do not see AF getting above 300k, i don't think it'll be last for ever

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What did Chumbies mean by this?

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Gura, I want your cunny tonight. Stream to members after meet&greet and let us ravish you. Tell us you can't hold back anymore.

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>>30290115
>RDR2 cowboy rp: 269k
Wasn't that when she tried to stream earlier for EUbuds?
Disgraceful

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>>30289930
Agreed. Its utterly baffling how there are so many positive comments not only under the actual VOD but also by members under that last members post. I mean, there is no way those people actually think this was a "great" or "entertaining" stream. I despise Yesmen-schizo but this fake positivity is just harmful.

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>>30290260
god i want Gura to sit on my face while she does one of her 5 hour long Minecraft streams

Gura is my Empress.
And my face is her throne.

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>>30290115
>top 5 lowest views
>got cut short because another stream
>dropped after one stream
Necro dancer... you deserved better..

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Is goobus dead?

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>>30287923
source please kind sir

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>>30290339
no it was her last rdr2 stream which was at her normal time
https://holo.poi.cat/stream/eeTy-o1q5dU

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>>30290584
I see

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>>30290629
the rdr2 eu stream wasn't even her lowesr rdr2 stream
>>26100729

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SHARK LIKES

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>>30290512
It really did. She had a ton of fun playing it too. In terms of “Shark is having fun” it is probably one of the top streams. Which came as a surprise to me. I fully expected her to not enjoy it.

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My wife is awake

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Gawr Gura Ch. hololive-EN

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>>30289637
It wasn't even that bad, I don't get the seethe over it

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My wife is awake!

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>>30291080
Some people just want to be mad.

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Gura piss on my dick T u T

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>>30290919
Yeah that's my wife. What about her?

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>>30291162
Gura hololive

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>>30291080
To the vast majority of her viewers Gura has barely streamed the last couple of weeks. For members we know what’s up because she actually communicates nowadays, but for the rest they have no idea. So to them this was an hour long stream after during a drought of streams. The hate isn’t too surprising. If this stream had been one of many this week it’d be no big deal.

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y'ever notice how all the art Gura likes on twitter portrays her as particularly childlike?

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So like hypothetically, what's stopping someone from unzipping their pants real quicklike and showing Gura their cock during meet& greet?

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>>30291111
that's a kissy kissy stream thumbnail. it's coming.

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>>30291294
But the only people seething about it are here

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQFs3qDDHWQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQFs3qDDHWQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQFs3qDDHWQ

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Wife soon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQFs3qDDHWQ

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>>30291595
GUWA!!!!!!!

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>>30291595
LETS GOOO

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>>30291355
Security and consequent lawsuits from Cover.

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i want to hug gooba

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>>30291595
GOORA

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>>30291595
WIFE

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>>30291595
DAUGHTER

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Gooba! Gwarbus! Goobus!

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>>30291431
No, there are no where near enough retards /here/ to account for all the dislikes and negative comments on that video. Those of us /here/ are a tiny, insignificant fraction of a percent of her viewers.

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>>30291663
>flash dick
>criminal charges
>Call Gura as witness in trial
I finally get to meet her and we fall in love.

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gura i love you so much i want to have kids with you and we'll raise them together while we like in a cottage in the hills on a lake and we'll grow old together and i'll take care of you and we'll die in each others arms

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probabilty of superchat reading ?

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>>30291595
How do you get notifications for frames?

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>>30291823
she have meet and greet today, so low chance

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>>30291788
>dislikes
You are a retard.

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>>30291788
>dislikes

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>>30291823
depends if she needs to prep for countryroll expo stuff. her mate and press thing is tonight

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>>30291844
24/7 internet brainrot

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>>30291595
When is the meet&greet thing again? Will this be another supershort stream wihout SC reading?

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>>30291890
meet and greet ends an hour before her stream

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>Meet&greet
>Stream
>Collab early in the morning

You see chumbuds, by adressing issue and yelling at your oshii you can make her work more.

Whenever she go back to not streaming don't forget to yell at her again.

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>>30291906
>Gura's gonna mating press her fans
God I wish it was me...

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>>30291595
How did you found this? I can't find "upcoming livestream" this time.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQFs3qDDHWQ
"soon" meant tomorrow

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>>30291964
ok, thank god>>30291965

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>>30291964
2-4pm pst

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>>30291906
>mate and press

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>>30271297
Or maybe you're just a retard and trying to predict her is meaningless nonsense

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Are the globalkiddies gone yet?

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>>30292140
Are you retarded? He's right most of the time.

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>>30292002
>Busy recording
>Finish
>Go back streaming
Where's the yelling part?

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>>30292156
perhaps

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https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1556327860155158528

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>>30291595
>working
Shit. Put her in 12th for me, lads.

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>>30292002
retard

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Gooba is both my li'l sister and my girlfriend!

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i hope she's not tired after the meet and greet

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>>30281896
>she even seemed kind of openly annoyed

oh, we're making shit up now. why not claim gura offered to lick people's feet as well

she was fucking leading the chant for feet at one point, and broke into giggles about that one loser who shouted feet at her early in the pannel.

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>>30292356
She will be. But being tired and emotionally drained makes her cuter.

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>>30282191
Yes actually. I'm not satiated since there's so little of her these days, but I'd totally burn any random mediocre tier stream for memories of her interacting with other senpais. I liked the Mikorone appearance, for example. I think Eikawa interactions were kinda meh though.

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>>30292324
So no stream again?

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>>30292496
it will also make the stream end earlier

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i missed gooba so much

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>>30292975
Well you'll get to see her in a few hours

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>>30293240
i hope she does SC reading and talk about stuff. i really miss her random food zatsudans

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>>30293598
She most likely will, probably also depends on how well she did in the races too. But I believe she will.

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Wonder if Gura has as much love for Mushroom Gorge as she had for Coconut Mall. Also they made the cars move in Coconut Mall now so hopefully that track comes up again tonight

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what's he talking about

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>>30293932
She won't, feel free to grudgepost me to death if she does.

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why pin your hopes on an SC reading when we're guaranteed to get meet and greet stories

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Found these ebi on ebay so i ordered them! can't wait to put Gooba's nendo in a jar with them!

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So is any of you actually gonna goom in your chum jars and post pics or were you all larping?

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>>30294227
are those gummies?

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>>30294357
A couple people did. Everyone else is cowards, as expected.

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>>30294357
My goom is for Gura's eyes only

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>>30294387
They're made out of "soft silicone"

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>>30294357
So where's yours?

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>>30294387
Looks like fishing lures

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>>30294357
I'm waiting for the kissing ASMR.

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>>30294357
Nice try Gura.

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>>30294617
dumbud check the end of her asmr stream. i've goomed to that thousands of times already

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>>30294689
That's like saying she's done a full kitkat asmr stream.

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Geez how long would it take to get the jar filled to reach her nendo's waist level? You would need to store the jar in the fridge in between fillings to avoid the goom from becoming rancid.......

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will my goom damage the nendo? I only got one...

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>>30294864
Don't do it if you only got one retard.

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>>30290115
I guess that explain why we never see Crypt of Necrodancer anymore.

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>>30284024
Welcome to the wizard club.

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>>30290780
I like Necrodancer too but this is seriously delusional.

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>>30294997
I could clean it after I take a photo...

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>round 2
why is gura's mind so lewd?

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>>30295147
do it

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Just to be clear

You guys only ironically pretend to like kid, right? You guys aren’t serious, right?

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>>30295339

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>>30295239
the thought of chumbies jerking off to her turns her on

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>>30291080
>no cunny
>designs are boring
>not the most amazing song performance
>sponsored didn't even paid for a new MV
It was a bad stream even with Gura being cute, is better to pretend it never existed

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>>30295239
That isn't even lewd. Get your mind out of the gutter.

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>>30295239
(we)st (virgin)ia
>>30295339
3D is disgusting if that's what you mean

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>>30291294
>the hate
There is literally no hate outside of /here/ and retards from /here/ posting a few comments there. This is very obvious if you're terminally /here/ : you can spot retarded antis larping as fans for many , many holos.

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>>30291788
>dislikes
tard

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>>30295491
it wouldn't be without the pajama thumbnail, but

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>>30295339
I genuinely want to put my penis inside Gura's childlike vagina and drown her womb with my seed.

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>>30295540
i dont think its hate but you must be retarded if you think all negative comments are from /here

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>>30295540
This is not true, as I do know a few guys outside /here/ who were/are annoyed. The most irritated one is a grey, which fits because they have kinda gotten the shaft lately but also fuck them. You can be annoyed without being a third worlder anti who shitposts stale rrats 25 hours a day.

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>>30294227
I'd be scared of things like that staining my nendo

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Oh Gura est en stream cette nuit, ça faisait longtemps.

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>>30296221
>Oh Gura est en stream cette nuit, ça faisait longtemps.

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Gura is 9873 years old you fucking sick fucks. She's not a child.

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>>30295012
it did well ccv wise it just didn't get in recommendation since she had the ark stream right after it

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I missed last night's stream because I was attending a wedding; Gura probably would have liked it, they had a string quartet and a flute playing little mermaid songs because the bride liked little mermaid

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I want cunny
I NEED CUNNY
Where is she?

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>>30296436
https://twitter.com/tanuchanalter/status/1556188397059747840

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>>30296303
that's like 9 years old for an atlantean

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Gura should do member only doujinshi readalongs

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>>30296718
I like to imagine her reading along when I read one.

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When does Meet&greet start again?

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>>30296610
Are you marine biologist or something?

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>>30297093
>>30292029

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>>30297178
>goes to isolate and be alone at a party
she's just like me fr fr

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I love my cute, fashionable, nice smelling, smol bodied, smooth cunny sharkwife and her dexterous tongue.

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I love Gura, but I think the physically sexiest holo is Marine

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>>30297383
I posted this

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>>30297383
I love her. Succy stream soon

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>>30297178
I can save her

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>>30283525
Why is she shilling the homos in the video description? are they going to talk about them in the collab?

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I'm kinda seething that the recordings and shit are STILL not done. This will be 4 (four) months afflicted by massive breaks. An entire third of the year.

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>>30297559
good for you but flat chest and child bearing hips can't be beaten in my book

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>>30297178
I'm mad this collab had no Gura POV and we had to keep jumping streams to catch a glimpse of the star. When Gura was on screen, literally everyone was asking where's Gura.

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>>30297881
she knew she'd get motion sick

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>>30297881
Based Kiwawa seeking her out

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captuire card?!?!

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>>30297733
I don't see whatever you're talking about.

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>>30297812
Did she imply as much in the shill stream or something? I got the impression from the member stream that a lot of the work was finishing up. I know she said she has more stuff coming in September too, but I'm hoping it isn't too much more.

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>>30297835
Listen, full package I'd pick Gura every time... but she'd have to slap me when my eyes wander as Marine walks by

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I want to make love to Gura. I imagine Gura sitting on my lap, leg-locking me while deeply penetrated as I hug her tightly, then kiss her forehead and her cheeks, caressing her hair, her back and her butt-cheeks. I love Gura so much it's unreal.

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>>30298056
Well, considering that her member streams on the topic were apologetic about how long she's doing these, and she didn't mention she was done or a return to normality..you can infer just that.

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>>30298071
Ain't no shame in it anon. I myself am a shortie enjoyer, but that means I love them petite and I love them shortstacked, and Gura/Marine are at the top of these respective niches.

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the phrase return to normal has been ruined for me, I can't see it without smiling

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>>30298545
I don't know how much work she has left or if she plans to return to regular streaming soon or not, but I'm pretty sure she didn't mention any returns to normal because the last time she did it blew up in her face.

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>>30280533
NEED Sameido

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Damn, chumbies... your oshi drives that?

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>>30298766
no she cant drive

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>>30298766
No, she got a toro rosso

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>>30280690
T u T

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>>30297881
It was better than the Halloween collab at least, since Kiara was seeking her out and there were nice moments in all the povs.

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Imagine baby making sex with Gura T u T

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>>30299276
Imagine violent sex for pleasure purposes with Gura. T u T

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Gura (forma de 2022) es muy inferior a Gura (forma de 2021, o incluso 2020)

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>>30299427
She's still in training arc

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>>30297835

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>>30299427
yo confio en la Gura Forma del Halloween

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>>30299271
Love my little cyptid

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>>30299427
Yo quiero Taco Bell

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>3 days straight of Gura

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>sex with Gura
>but your pants and climax UOOOOOOOOOOH~ get to be heard on a livestream by all chumbuddies
>threads will be shit for years
do you do it

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>>30299909
Yes.

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>>30299909
what's the downside. everyone is talking about me having sex with Gura for years

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>>30299735
Wtf is this real?

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>>30299909
Yes. Sorry buds, I love Gura way more than you.

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>>30299992

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me and my wife. try to not be too jealous

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>>30299735
>>30300308
rubrubrubrubrub

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>getting a cute aggression feeling every time I think about her
If I ever meet her I'm going to hug her on the spot and never let go, they will need to get a bobcat to make me detach from her. Of course in the meantime I would head pat the shit out of her as well. I may go to horny jail for a couple years but it's a little price to pay.

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Can she really be forgiven for this one?

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>>30300364
Stop being delusional, Bloop. And stop photobombing me and my wife, please.

[Anonymous No.]

Gura cute Gura cute!

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>>30299735
>>30300308
>>30300511

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>>30300308

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Gura your regulars are really degenerate. Are you ok with that?

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>>30300791
so hecking based

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when the FUCK will we get another karaoke stream
about to lose it lads

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>>30300960
we got one yesterday

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Look at them go!

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Post cnuy

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>>30301256
i regret googling that

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>>30301277

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>>30301256
>prolapse
Even i don't go that far...

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>>30301277

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Stop replying to bait

[Anonymous No.]

>>30301256
Search for bjoarn posts in that channel, and share anything worth noting.

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Whore

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>>30301461
UUUOOOOHHHH

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>>30301514
Who's rindo?

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>>30301523
Your mom? Yeah.

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>>30301523
The hag angel's thread is over there anon.

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>>30300960
She said she was practicing for a members one last week so hopefully soon

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>>30301980
she was intending to do member karaoke today but had to swap the member and mario kart

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>>30282183
I am actually in love with this shark.

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did she know exactly what she was doing?
https://files.catbox.moe/2zsi9a.webm

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>>30302258

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>>30302258
This fucking fembrat...

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>>30302154
me too. every time she's said 'i love you' like this it made me melt
https://youtu.be/o32IeILoOv4?t=8312

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>>30302258
In the middle of saying something really nice she pulls that and goes right back to being nice. This is why I love her.

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>>30302258
Yes, she is desperately asking to be corrected.

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What's with the member post?
Did she do an unarchived karaoke?

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>>30302364
cuuuute
you can tell how embarrassed she gets when she says it

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>remember a comment about Okayu talking about Gura
>go look for a clip
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9004yBjNizA
>the context is LITERALLY "I love little girls"

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>>30302447
>he missed it

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>>30302477
I'm just going to go ahead and assume every Holo is a lolicon from now on.

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>>30302540
Not being anti-loli at the very least is one of the things their recruiters look for

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>>30302364
There was one stream where she said "I love you" twice, it felt so good it killed me.

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>>30302477
absolutely based

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>>30302540
If they're not lolicons then they are shotacons. There is no in-between.

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>>30302737
Unfathomably based.

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>>30302258
She knows her cumbuds watch every stream.

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>>30302903
lewd clips are the most popular clip genre

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>12 hours of singing practice in a day
>she's actually going full idol route
Who would dedicate so many efforts to singing songs for a streamer audience? I never heard of any other chuuba doing this.
I'm almost literally crying, I never expected she would get serious about being an idol, I hope so much she will try to singing fansa again. I will sing Monday's Melancholy just for her, I love her so much and the lyrics of this MV are what I feel like about her every day and more.
I love this girl like she wouldn't believe it.

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>>30303423
Don't some of the JP girls do that too?

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>>30303423
i know she loves being on stage dancing and singing but i hope she balances it with streaming. as long as we get a member stream at least once a week at the minimum i don't care if she goes full idol route

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>>30303703
I would get sad if she never streamed again, actually I'd be pretty fucking depressed about it. I'd never like that, she can be an idol and a streamer without stopping doing what she does now, I'd be glad if she stopped with the shilling though. I'd love to see her singing karaoke with an idol outfit some day.

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>>30303686
Do they? never heard about it. I know some of them play games for 10+ hours a day on stream but singing practice? I doubt it.

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>>30302540
if you join hololive you are either a lolicon/shotacon or someone that knows how to ignore it

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Reminder Gura goes sleep-less more than half of the time to become a better chuuba for her fans. She spends 90% of her time thinking about how she can make her fans happier and she wants to be loved. She may tell her fans to go support other holos sometimes but she actually wants you to dedicate your full heart to her, she's just too polite and self-less to admit she's jealous when her fans kneel to other holos. Gura will do more connecting streams in the future because she wants to get closer to her fans and wants to know how they really feel about her.

tl;dr Always love Gura. Always.

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STREAM YOU FUCKING WHORE, YOU LAZY PIECE OF SHIT, FUCKING STREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>>30304387
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQFs3qDDHWQ

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>>30304406
I made this happen, all of you are welcome.

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At this point they aren't even threadreading and are just screaming whatever they want.

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>>30304471
that one is super obvious bait

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I'd love to embrace her every day especially when she's feeling down or frustrated and I'd love to pat her head and caress her pretty and fluffy, wavy long hair. Whenever she cries I would caress her tear-stained cheeks and tell her I'll be there for her whenever she needs me until death takes me away from her. I love her so much it's unreal.

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chumbies i feel nauseus : c

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>>30304406
capture card-kun ganbatte

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>>30304631
Did you eat a whole baguette again Gura?
Too much bread is bad for you.

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>>30304691
i didnt eat lol. ill try dramamine

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>>30304814
Wait a min. When was last time you ate? did you drink sugary beverages? did you go sleep soon after eating? did you drink cold water while you were eating?
Add details so I can try tell you the cause.

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>>30304631
Ok, eat some carbs and don't die on us gura

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>>30304030
Hags have mistaken their birthing instincts for SEGGS

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Gura is my lovely wife and I love her very much!

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>>30305136
I posted this

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>>30305136
t. me

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>>30304814
eat some greasy food, it'll make you feel better.

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>>30305136
>>30305285
>>30305327
all me.

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>>30305136
>>30305285
>>30305327
>>30305410
Disgusting... that's my daughter you're all lusting after.

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>>30305445
You raised an amazing woman sir. But you have to let go, she's in her 9000's....

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>>30305136
her little child face is so cute

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>>30305557
It's what I like to call potato face.

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>>30305557
weird you would say that about my adult wife.

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>>30305557
>>30305601
It's so squishy!

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>>30305136
same desu

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>>30305672
Uh, anon. Idk who that is but it's certainly not Gawr Gura (my lawfully wedded wife).
She's cute though, I hope she makes you happy.

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>streams 4 days in a row including tomorrow's telephone stream
Bros we made it back to normal...

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>>30305894
My happiness doesn't matter. I'm glad if she is happy.

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where can I get the best shark hoodie cosplay? Make it myself? Haha you know for reasons and stuff...

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Wasn't it her "dream" to do something for Crunchyroll? I swear she said something like that herself.

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>>30306001
Any blue hoodie with white lace and white inner cloth is good, you just have to mod it a little.

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>>30305914
>member
>shill
>shill
>one regular stream amidst the chaos
>collab
Woah, what a normal!

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>>30306109
At least you know she isn't crying herself to sleep.

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>>30306040
Gura is the Marlon Brando of vtubing. Deal with it.

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>>30306040
are you gonna samefag on cooldown here too?

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>>30306245
Are you gonna answer my question, didn't Gura claim she really wanted to work with Crunchyroll despite not being able to name 10 animes?

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>>30306040
She doesn't have time to watch anime neither do I.
She likes Konosuba which she must have watched shortly before joining hololive and is most likely last anime she watched since then.
I heard she likes SAO a lot but a LONG time has passed since she apparently admitted that.

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>>30306278
Anon it’s only in your head she never said that and no one care anyway so go back to your shitpost in catalog

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I'm going to miss the stream

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>>30306278
If she has to lie she would rather not name any anime at all because she knows lying to anime fans about anime is cringe and mean.

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>>30284024
same desu When do I get my powers?

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If you have a moment to spare, please look at my lovely wife.

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>>30306430
I became a wizard about two months ago. Still no powers. We were lied to anon.
all I got was a few gray hairs and a bad back.

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>>30306569
>he can't feel the powers
Weak wizard. You gotta level up your Mind stat.

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>>30306472
me on the bottom left

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>>30306472
Actually that's my sharkwife

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>>30291111
s-so close

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>>30306375
At least say hi in chat before you go. Gura likes to see chumbuds coming back to her streams.

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>>30306472
that's actually my wife

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I actually genuinely feel a bit flustered whenever Gura gets close on streams and even in fan art...

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>>30307018
it makes my kokoro go doki doki

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>>30306278
Gura's top 10 anime is literally the top 10 anime of the past decade. She has the most normalfag taste in anime ever, not worthy of puting on a list.

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>>30307018
God she's so cute

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i just wish I could be with her... I just want to hug her...

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>>30307142
same desu