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Dead Uncle EditionLast Thread: >>30265328 >Magni / Altare / Noir / SyriosSchedule: https://teamup.com/ksgohfodyecndykvxk>Magni Dezmondhttps://youtube.com/channel/UC7MMNHR-kf9EN1rXiesMTMwhttps://twitter.com/magnidezmondhttps://magnidezmond.carrd.co/>MAGNATION / MagmatesLive: #MagginTimeArt: #MagniOpusMemes: #DezmemesClips: #DezClips>Regis Altarehttps://youtube.com/channel/UCyxtGMdWlURZ30WSnEjDOQwhttps://twitter.com/regisaltare>AltventurersLive: #AlTogetherArt: #WorkofAltMemes: #LaughTareClips: #RegiTales>Noir Vesperhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDRWSO281bIHYVi-OV3iFYAhttps://twitter.com/noirvesper_en>VesfriendsLive: #VesperONLINEArt: #ScholArtClips: #ClipNoir>Axel Syrioshttps://youtube.com/channel/UC2hx0xVkMoHGWijwr_lA01whttps://twitter.com/axelsyrios>AxelotlsLive: #WhysosyriosArt: #ArtxelMemes: #AxeldentFan thumbnails: #AxelThumbtails
I was lost in the dark for so long...
RIP uncle nowa he was the best of the best
I love Altare!
Finally back home...
>>30279736Un-uncle nowa wake up! Please don't die!!!
>previous /MANS/ and /hlgg/ archived around the same timeW-we are...?
>>30279778I LOVE LEADER'S COLD ICY STARE!
>>30279778>Demon lord face>no hornsWhy live?
I wanna drink some Vest Milk
JWU, what the fuck happened after the streams ended?
anyways 6 horas chupado bros we have lewds now https://twitter.com/koruroragi/status/1556162692419055616
>>30279921Please pray for Uncle Nowa's asshole. Man's going through a lot right now.
Taking soundpost requests while we hope for the best for Uncle Noir.
>>30279921uncle is having a battle inside the toilet atm please pray for his safety
>>30279921Cowfarm raids happened and meidos were asleep. Bad combo
>>30279921twitter.com/noirvesper_en/status/1556194702868721670Pray for Uncle
>>30279919>vesper will never swaddle you in cloth and pull you close to him>he will never offer you to suckle at his nipple to sustain and feed you>never burp you and say "That was such a big burp for a little guy"
>>30279980>rio getting fucked isn't it supposed to be the other way around
>>30280194Despite the looks, Rio is the top in that situation
the vesper fanart today is gonna be glorious
>>30280194magni is just slurping the rio pancake just like on stream anon
i wish they didnt add gura in the background for no reason but still naisu
I can't be the only one here who ships Nowa x Bae (lewd), right?
>>30280372I ship Nowa and A-chan
>>30280347>everyone but Gura sends flowers and visit him>Gura sends a card and a picture of herself but doesn't even sign the card
>>30280372>>30280427No girls allowed.
>>30280372I ship Nowa and Me, he's my wife (male)
>>30280372Bae's too obnoxious of a bitch for Nowa. I'd rather have Ame or Fauna
https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1556279676917518338Mori calling out the boys.
>>30280372>girlsimma have to ask leader to stop you there
>>30279921Uncle Nowa doing rocket sciences with his anus.
>>30280490I ship amelia watson and a cement curb
I WANT TO MATING PRESS MAGNI!!
>>30280526This is the only that makes sense given that half of /mans/ are sapling adjacent
>>30280526I would say its the two zatsu lords of HoloPro EN but Fauna locks all her zatsus behind memba and keeps streaming boring shit like asscreed and asmr
>>30280372I ship Roberu x Bae.
>>30280582woah they can stream twice now?
>>30280582>demon lord leader art as sched arty-yatta zo (also omg they're playing raft together im excited!!)
>>30280526>literally the only Holo ENs to mention liking DivinityI'll take a Nowa Fauna Divinity collab stream, thank you.
>>30279778sauce please? i need more pics of dear leader
>>30280526The only ship I can allow because I want family experiences.
>>30280372Axel x Aqua for me
>sprays whip cream over every pancake>not a single cream or cum jokeKek did Magni get bonked for the spore stream?
>>30280372Axel x Bae represent
>>30280653Monday is the collabThursday double/karaoke might be due to the group orisong release
>>30280526Very wholesome, and parent like.
>>30280794>Gonna mag all over youYes he did, also Nowa in chat told him not to cream him. The one that is gonna get bonked if anything is Axel for the Black Cherry song lol
Tempus is inspiring me to get back into doing my art reps again... I mainly just want to draw porn of them. Specifically Nowa kek Any drawfags have any good refs/tutorials for male anatomy?
>>30280794While he didn't do that, I still think is fucking hilarious that he ate the Rio pancake in like 2 secs. The sound he made was so funny, it reminded me of the grapefruit video.
yeah, right here. peak male anatomy
>>30280582The minute the hour limit ends this guy is probably going to be the nolifer /hlgg/ has always wanted.
>>30280974>Magni's 64GB folder of male anatomy references
Im not a shipfag but I fully support the Scarle Magni unityfagging
>>30280974>draw girl>remove boob>attach penis>call it a guy
>>30281079I miss this faggot like you wouldn't believe..StarsEN2, add a trap member onegai..
so...will vesper do his zatsudan later or will he still be battling with the toilet?
I'm actually looking forward to potential Holostars EN x Hololive EN collab, is it just me?
>>30280582>the full tempus collabs will be still one hour longgod fucking damnit
>>30280974There's a lot of those on pinterest surprisingly. It's where I get most of my male refs whenever I draw at least.
>>30281078>GrapefruitI can hear the flesh vacuum in my head again
>>30281285I am too but secretly
>still no morning frameyeah it's over
>>30281129when the fuck is that goin to end? 1 month like the collab ban?
>>30281277Thanks, anon. More for my collection
>magni traumadumping again during the pancake stream
>>30281285I am as well, but I'm not in a rush for it. Would be just as happy to see lots of collabs with StarsJP first.
>>30281585The only one traumadumping last night was Nowa
>>30281668Offstream, too. I'm sure his toilet's gotten plenty spicy akasupas about it.
i'm happy for the boys and i hope they get lots of rest because today was crazy
>>30280974pinterest, porn, your favorite r18 artists
>>30281285I really don't and is not because I have anything against HoloEN. More than half of them won't even acknowledge them, let alone do collabs with them, so I wouldn't get your hopes up. It sucks but it makes sense since their audiences can be really bad.At least Bae seems nice enough, I wouldn't mind her collabing with them at some point. But like other another anon said, I am mostly looking forward the Tempus boys collabing with the StarsJP senpai.
>>30280372Couldn't you guys at least give Nowa a fellow Holohag?
>homos can't stream over 1 hour>you fags can't make a fucking thread within an hour
>>30281668I fucking hate you because he really was trying to hold back his tears and now he’s trying to hold back his potential firey anal prolapse.
>>30281992I used to hold it against them but /vt/ isn't even my main board (I just started coming here for Tempus) so when I saw how autistic the ironic/unironic piling on for the slightest shit takes over the whole of /vt/ I actually understand where they're coming from. Antis are still giving Ame shit for telling them to grow up and that felt like forever ago.I still respect the hell out of the ones that acknowledge the boys though.
>>30281285Nope. They barely acknowledged Stars JP so it'd be kinda weird. Plus, a collab with hololive EN will attract the attention of the schizos and unicorns. I guess Bae is fine but the others? I think it's dangerous
>>30280372NOWA x FUBUKII'm fucking CALLING IT NOWBUY THE RUMOUR
>>30280605I need el salsa my friendo
>>30279627tempiss.... minecraft... pls... i need minecraft...
>>30282444im not going to check your digits because your post fucking sucks dick, fuck minecraft
>>30282216I’m also a tourist and in the month that I’ve been lurking I’ve just been getting bombarded with flashbacks of when I would try to go to /r9k/ to dig up cringe for memes and it’s almost as bad just with less poop socks and piss bottles.It’s fun to trigger unicorns and tribal fags but deep down I feel so bad for these people that unironically get triggered just because a woman THINKS of any sort of man including other fictional characters or their actual dad. I’m glad /mans/ isn’t like this and the most it’s ever been is ironic posts of protecting Nowa’s chastity.
I feel kinda bad about the pancake stream because I was trying to tell Magni in chat that since he wasn't actually showing himself eating the pancakes on camera or the pancakes with bites taken out of them at the beginning no one would actually know if he ate them or if he just said he did (so he could eat less raw batter), but he seemed to take it as an accusation and started showing the half-eaten pancakes on the camera after. I was just trying to give him an out!
>>30281585I can fix him...
>>30282444minecraft is only fun when there's at least two members playing it. Seeing a boomer like Nowa play it would be nice.
>>30280605I NEED THE SAUCE
>>30282392its from a drawanon here actually!
>>30280605gonna pretend this is femMagni
>>30282360>Fauna types a single lol in chat>OH MY GOD THEY'RE FUCKING>WHORE>"I've been a sapling since the debut but I have to in all good consciousness unsubscribe and here's my 30 page reddit post explaining why"
>>30282444Regis said they are going to have their own server too. I can't wait for them to connect with the JPStars and have Rio and Magni play minecraft together
>>30282536It’s not really in his nature to take the easy way out. Plus he got extra content for saying Regis tastes disgusting kek
>>30282444Blockshit sucks ass. Only mentally ill basement dwellers play it for over a month.
>>30282444of all the things to be begging for, it's fucking Minecraft?Here, take your (You).
>>30282662I'm a sapling and I would love a Nowa - Fauna collab desu
>>30282667Lol, he could have easily just lied and not eaten it though. No one would have known.
>>30282662I don't think reddit is the one going schizo about collabs, anon
>>30282444that game sucks ass and is the only content in hololive I skip without hesitation. chat gets drowned out with zoomers whenever that game comes on.
>>30282444once the minecraft arc starts im gonna be tuning out so hard
>>30282795I feel it's bad because all of them lest ID are bad at the game.
Nowa really got fucked, huh? Still no stream reservation.
>>30282795>>30282722>>30282689>>30282516What if I told you I was from the numbers thread?>inb4 go back>inb4 kys
>>30280582Hasn't he already played Hades? IIRC he didn't finish the story but he's surely beaten Hades before.
>>30282791Yeah. If ever, it's gonna be hlgg and all the other opportunistic tribalists
>>30282985Why are you like this, it's literally zatsudan with some gameplay in the background for the zoomers with adhd.
>>30283149Minecraft = numbers
>>30282985Well Vesper said he's not planning to play.
>>30281285I mean the “Hololive EN” part is basically just going to be Mori and Bae, so eh, not against it but not really excited for it
Grandpa got me to buy project zomboidI have no wilpower of my own
>>30283019Wouldn't surprise me there are too many of you that infest stars related threads and unironically reply to catalog shitposting.
>>30283177Are you the fucking 100$ dollar le ebin epico numver chad that graced Uncle Nowa's stream, OH WOW, A RETARD IN THE FLESH?!
>>30283306No I'm not that retard, I just want the boys to do well so I can brag about them.
>>30283019I go to /#/s too, so?
>>30283177I like block game and I am kinda aware that it does good numbers but I think Tempus will probably play it eventually anyway.Nowa said he didn't want to play minecraft at all but he also said the same thing for Apex and he played it the next day. I think if everyone is on board with it, all of them will play it, especially with the JPstar senpai.
Didn't thin nowa would made it pass the Bomb so I would say It was totally a success of a stream
>>30283284Axel and Vesper edit
>>30281285No, and not because of unicorns. I just don't think ENs can mesh with them.I want to watch Regis and Kobo rivalry though.
>>30283365Are you a child? Go watch xQc or pokimane if you want numbers to validate your hobbies.
>>30283283I guess I'm in the minority, but Mori and Bae are like the only two HoloEn girls I actually like, so when I saw that it was mainly them and Ollie pushing Tempus I was really happy. I'd be glad to see the guys collab with either of them somewhere down the line.
why is he such a slut
>>30282664I want the portal to the HoloEN server to go straight to Bae's closet. Then it opens back to the HomoEN server through an outhouse that Mags will build.
>30281285/v/ or /b/ tier bait, very low quality. Might as well post scat or wojaks if you want attention.
>>30283365I like when the boys do well too, especially me being here when everyone shat on Magni's design, but I really do not get any sort of satisfaction on shitting on others just because the boys has 1+ viewer than other streamer.
>>30283428Wait till he finds out about redstone
>>30283594The entire Tempus minecraft server is a couple mudhuts Regis and Magni built
>>30282662When did Fauna comment on a Tempus stream?
>>30283504i think that'd be cute. i like her collab with mori and sana
>>30282444I like Minecraft streams quite a bit, but so far the boys have actually been entertaining with their game choices. Nowa in particular. Magni would benefit the most from a consistently good and consistently zatsu friendly game over the janky "sim" stuff he likes to play. But I still want him to play what he wants to play.
>>30283745I hope they actually go for a seed where there's a nearby desert/badlands/mesa/whatever so Axel can literally have an Outback shack
>>30283428Moona also said she would never play it and look at her now.
Will the 1h limit really disappear after the month, I'm starting to lose hope.
>>30284052What do you think retard
What's his secret?
>>30284052No they'll keep them at 1 hour foreverIn fact they'll be the only gen to have this 1 hour limit. EN3 and Stars2 won't have a limit only Tempus
>>30284065what the fuck man>>30284052no one knows at this point really
>>30283365I want them to do $$$ well so Vesp/Mags can set up a studio to rival Ame's 3D shack (or have a join venture). And so Vesp can teach them proper 2-PC streamrig setups for full efficiency.I eventually want streams with like, controller-cam steering wheel/HOTAS setups, shit like that.
>>30284111It's because they're too powerful
>>30283935It's literally an addiction. I feel like Nowa would like minecraft more if he.. well, played it more. I am sure he will give it a try whenever all of them play it too.
>>30281285I just want them to collab with the usual suspects who have less schizo fanbases so Mori, Bae, Ollie, Risu and Iofi. Maybe Mumei since she collabed with stars jp before.Kobo and Regis could be fun, but her fanbase is kinda scary
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. I WANNA FUCK AXEL SO BAD.I WANNA SUCK ON HIS DOG BONE LIKE A POPSICLEI WANT TO EAT EVERY MEAL OF MY LIFE OFF HIS ASS. I WANT HIM TO PUMP HIS LOVE JUICE IN MY RUMP EVERY. SINGLE. NIGHTI WANNA FUCK FUCK FUCK AXEL SOOOOOOOOO BAD. PLEASE GOD. FUCK. I WANT HIM TO BLAST ENDLESS BURSTS FROM HIS MASSIVE HOUND DICK, AND GLAZE ME LIKE A DONUT WITH HIS CUMFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.I WANNA TASTE EVERY INCH OF HIS BODY. OH MY FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD.PLEASE.I WANNA FUCK AXEL. I WANNA FUCK AXEL. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE. AND I WILL NEVER CUM TO ANYTHING ELSE BUT HIS MUTT COCK.PLEASE PLEASE. OH MY GOD. I'M SO HORNY. BUT WHEN I SEE AXEL I CAN'T STAND IT. I WANNA FUCK AXEL. I WON'T CUM TO ANYTHING BUT AXELHELP ME. FUCK. AXEL.I'M SO HORNY FOR GLADIATOR COOOOOOCK. OH MY GOD. PLEASE. FUCK FUCK FUUUUUUCK. OH MY FUCKING GODIMAGINE BEING HIS CHAIR AND FEELING HIS BUTT AND THIGHS PRESSING AGAINST YOU. I WOULD BE STRINGING CUM. SHOOTING FAT LOADS EVERY TIME I FELT HIM AGAINST MEFUCK FUCK FUUUUUUCK.I WANNA FUCK THE DOG.I WANNA FUCK THE DOG.AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I CAN'T WATCH NOEL ANYMORE WITHOUT THINKING OF DILDOS
>>30284181If Regis kept giving her shit the entire stream her chat would probably love him
>>30280504>the thumbnail of Regis's Twilight Princess stream now>Magni and his sonic adventure 2, not to mension the thumbnail>the entirety of Axel, and that everyone pretty much animal roles himThe only one that could pass not being furry is Noir, but he knows what they are considering he said there was a furry on one of the sauce bottles.He definitely might be Yup she pretty much called it.
>>30281668Alright, that was pretty good.
>>30284181scary in what way
If I can murder every single Minecraft beggars, I would. Hololive is chock-full of MC streamers and no, don't give me the BS that you don't watch the girls.It's a miracle that we have the brotuber gen that is Tempus and you want to sully them with fucking Minecraft?
I think Vesper's true autism would come out if he played Rimworld or Factorio. He could really unleash the beast.
I think the boys could make Minecraft interesting. There’d be a lot of shit talking and trolling
Would you still love Nowa if they fixed his chin?
>>30284492Isn't he going to play Dwarf Fortress ?
>>30267190 draw anon here again but with the altare and axel request. desu i'm more of yume than fujo but i like the comments i got last time so here it is
>>30284390Why you hate minecraft so much, anon?
>>30284535Shit I forgot all about that. I hope he pulls it off
>>30284139Didn't you see Yagoo went to CRX like nobody's business and then dipped?StarsEN management are just going to do the same and set up a studio in the US when it's time. You don't need to dip your head into numberfaggotry for that. You need to believe in PASSION.
>>30284528ill have to drop him
>>30284528HE IS PERFECT AS HE IS
>>30283594>HoloEN server>which is connected to HoloJP serverAnon...They don't even allow the StarsJP members to visit the ID server after they have been connected...
>>30284390I do watch the girls, that's why I welcome Minecraft, have you missed the absolute kino that the festivals were? That miComet horror house is still fresh in my memory, loved that shit.
>>30284535he said he's not going to stream it until he has played it at least 30 hours off stream. so it's probably still a long while till we get those
I am really excited for that Nowa Dwarf Fortress stream, from the little I know of the game.. is kinda crazy.Aparently you need about 2 weeks to kinda fully understand how things work in that game because is truly that complex.
Would you still love the boys if it turns out that they're drowning in pussy?
>>30284771As long as it doesn't change them like my real life bros
>>30284771as long as they don't bring the pussy on stream and think talking to each other is quality content, I don't care.
>>30284771I would be very happy for them if they were neck high in pussy
>>30284771Would you hate your bro if he had a gf? Of course not.
>>30284771yeah. Hopefully one of those pussies will be mines.
>>30284771oh i'll drown them alright
>>30284756I am too, its a fun game especially when you make a story out of it and from the way he likes to roleplay during other games I think he could make a really fun stream out of it.
>>30284181>Kobo fans>scaryFriend, don't get distracted by /vt/. Kobo's fans are brats who watch Youtube with mobile phones.
>>30284559AWOOGA...!!!!! THANK YOU ANON! also if you're taking any requests can we have altarexmagni ones too please?
>>30284528His chin is still too long so yes
>>30284559I'm that anon. THANK YOU. BLESS YOU
>>30284771I would love them even more. Taken men are sexier, everyone knows this.
>>30284771Yes because polygamy and lust are sins. I only follow monogamous and pure boys, which they are!
>>30284895I would find it fun but I just hope most of his fanbase finds it fun too because that game is very out there. It's incredibly niche and hard to understand.
>>30284223I have no idea what you just said but nice
>>30284858I won't hate the boys, but sometimes the pussy changes them, even then you hate the pussy not your bro
>>30284771honestly as long as they dont bring it up on stream or hindering them idm
no nowa zatsudan today?
>>30285107he died you moron pay some respect
>>30285002Just to generalize as a whole he already seems to have attracted people that are happy if he is enjoying himself so I expect it to go well if he does like it enough to stream it.He also doesnt mind a little backseating so that will also satisfy some people.
>>30284951 yeah i think the altare and magni one was included in the previous anon's request so you'll see one soon c:
>>30284771Only if the pussies are holo's
>>30285107He was awake at 5 am so probably not
>>30284528Yeah it's not like I fapped to his chin
>vesper made 15knot bad
>>30284771what difference does it make if them fingers been knuckle deep in another girl's puss if I'm still the one he's snuggling with them at night
>>30284528Yes but I would be kind of sad for him since he likes Kaiji and Akagi.
>>30285187omg...hell yes...thank you
>>30285246more like $21k. Playboard doesn't count SC's before the stream goes live.
>>30284181nah i think they're fun. you should see her chat when she collab with stars jp, most of them are praising the stars for being chaotic and fun. the holo id fanbase that you need to look out for is moona and reine
Tempus has given me a glimpse of understanding why fujos are so shunned in the nip side of the internet
>>30280372I still haven't decided who to pair him with. right now I'm Magura, Baexel feat. Roberu, no Reggie in mind.I'm not on board with the NoiUUUU though. Lemme see.Vesp x Ame...maybe. tech buddies. like, she's assembling/tinkering around and he's putting together a PC buck nekkid and shit.Vesp x Kiara - would be cute. Pure femininity x awkward nerd combo. She'd be dragging him to cake shops and bag/shoe shopping.Vesp x Mori - noVesp x Ina - nahVesp x Kronii - not feeling itVesp x Moom - maybe but doesn't feel rightVespRyS - might be something hereHonestly, I think the ship I'm going with right now is....Project Zoomboid. VespOllie seems cute. Despite him not liking FPS and sheit.
>>30284771girls don't care about that kind of thing don't they?dick's dick
>>30284559great job anon
>>30281246Depends on the sturdiness of his digestive tract, I guess. But if he was lucid enough to tweet from the crapper, maybe there's hope.
>>30285262Yo when is /MANS/ gonna do gartic phone? I remember we used to play in /hlgg/...
>>30285187i'm that anon. please make it so that altare is fully clothed (maybe even wearing suits) while magni is naked thx
>>30280372Bae x Axel, Regis x Kobo, Nowa x Botan, Magni x (Me)
>>30285541Only really matters if they're obnoxious about it.
>>30285629Meant for >>30285213
Is Uncle Nowa ogey?
>kills your vampiric virgin broshiHeh, nothing personnel /MANS/keks
No vespy stream today I'm guessing...?
>>30285508I ship You x Me
>>30285629Is that a thing? Even for people who can't draw for fuck?t. never traveled outside of /stars/ and /mans/
>>30285899Yes. Was pretty fun during dead hours but since Council came we rarely get to play since there isn't much dead hours
>>30284111>TempusThis is Latin for "time". They are a limited-time experience.
>>30285852I happen to be a 40+ dude who also loves Zomboid so...
>>30285508Ollie is the one that likes chess, right? Maybe they could bond over board games or something.
>>30286032 (Me)Don't worry about soul. Turns out, 99% of anons can't draw
>>30286034>limited-time experience>already lost oneBros... not like this
I'm the 5th member of Tempus.
>>30286032can you use ref for these
I remember someone saying they were gonna fap to Nowa's moans https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8TN7QahvVM
>>30286263 that anon was me. Thank you for this link.
>>30285629Never played gartic before, but I'm up for it
>>30286217kill yourself omega
https://garticphone.com/en/?c=01540696f5200% mode for longer albumsI'll try to invite some anons in /stars/ too
Should we make a garticphone session now?
>>30286448That or a jigsaw room
>>30286433>>30286448should we join this one?
>>30281285Nope, the streams are perfect without the girls around if they actually Collab I'll just watch like normal but is not something that gives me hype
>>30286504oh jigsaw is also a good idea. while we wait for vesper's waiting room
>>30285835it was very epic boss fight
>>30286433>>30286544ah i missed it
>>30286263>those polite “oh my gosh”s between the nasty soundsKek
>>30280582>HadesOh shit, that's where I recognize the way he talks from. He talks like Zagreus does, kinda, sorta
>/MANS/ playing gartic among themselvesIt's over... soon we will recognize each other's writing styles, assign names, culminating in the creation of a Discord server.
>>30286263 im imagining him being used by pervy ojisans now
>>30285262these better be the basis for their chibi 3d vr chat models
>>30286059oh shit you're right. Although I have a feeling Mags is the chess guy. He looks the type.
>>30286845what if leader/magni secretly joins?
>>30284771I mean i dont care, NL has a wife and kid and he's pogtent
i want more hunt
I'm cutting Axel's Black Cherry karaoke and turning it into mp3 for personal use. It's too good.
>>30287124I can't stop hearing the AHNs and NAKA NI DASHITE.....
>>30281285Just you.I want these whores AWAY from my boys.
>Nowa oji is now the richest HoloENhow the fuck
can anyone edit that "Sometimes I can still hear his voice" meme with Vesper and the other boys?
https://garticphone.com/en/?c=01540696f5Album viewing if you guys want to see what we made
Anons would you eat Magcakes?
>>30287667yes, especially with cream
>>30287667With some cream on top definitely
>>30287544It just leads to a normal join screen, is it supposed to, I am possibly just being retarded.
Temma's english is good enough to collab with EN, no? I mean, he even did that whole 50 days of study thing.
>>30281285no.because i dont want my boys get a lot of schizos after them.and honestly i don't like most EN girls who usually collab with boys such as mori, ame & bae. they're often cringe & will just drag the boys down.
>>30287667i would eat mag's magcakes
>>30287433Old men, running the world.
>>30287544That was fun, some of you can fucking draw
>still no frameNowa...
>>30283191Based ojisan. How can one man have such good taste in literally everything?
>>30287907i'm scared!!!! dad promised us he would stream today!!!!!!!
>>30288011he's out buying some more milk
>>30287858Would be swell if Vesper played the original Deus Ex on stream. Would absolutely kill his numbers, but be kino.
>>30288068and never came back...
>>30284771I don't know about the femanon here but shouldn't you be happy that your bros get chicks?
>>30287820Most of the StarsJP boys kinda know basic english since there were a lot of overseas viewers watching them.
>>30288088Would it? I honestly don't know anymore with zoomer viewers. Sometimes it seems like they stick around with intriguing old games playthrough. And to be fair, Vesper's fanbase seems to be... not that.
Magni's streams were the best Holostars contentdude got talent to a good entertainer Vesp is a bit cringe and Altaire voiceovers it just isn't my type of humour axel is alright I guess
>>30280582>my husband and my brother playing DBDThis is like a dream come true. Are they still going to only be an hour?
>>30288230I said "most", Oga and Miyabi both have almost no english comprehension but I actually don't remember if Miyabi has interacted with any of Tempus. I know Oga has since he flexed on Axel with his gacha pulls.
>>30288251Mag's my fave too but this just ain't the take man, they're all good in their own way
Leave ''correcting'' Magni to me
>>30288251the boys are all good in their own way and i like Regis' surprisingly dark sense of humor that doesn't match his soft nice boy voice, it's a funny contrast
>>30288362I'm just sharing my opinion I just don't get why everyone likes vesp so much >>30288544yea I dont mind too much his voice over while gaming is a bit of a downer for me kek
Uncle Nowa~I am veeeerrrryyyy horny~
>>30288171Yeah, generally we're pretty happy when our bro pulls chicks. Because usually they're able to give us tips or be our wingman.
Bros...I don't see Vespers chatting stream...I'm worried...
Why does Vesper not want kids...
Uncle Nowa dead...
>>30288826Did he say he didn't want them? Only comment I remember was him saying he didn't expect to have them and then going on to talk about what he'd do if he did
>>30288618>I just don't get why everyone likes vesp so muchHis zatsu skill reminds me of Marine of how smoothly he can flow from subject to subject and how entertaining he is when talking about literally anything. At the same time, he reminds me of Botan in how good he is at showcasing the games he plays and how knowledgeable he is about them, his streams feel like an actual good introduction to the games instead of just using the games as a vehicle for react content. He has a very relaxed atmosphere to his streams and character that sort of reminds me of Mio, but I feel like bringing 3 chuubas is a bit too much, so I guess it can work with the Botan comparison as well, and the great laugh fits as well.So yeah, Marine x Botan, male edition. He's a fantastic vtuber. As long as he can keep his grass touching reps to make sure he doesn't just suddenly runs out of things to talk about, he'll be fine. Really really looking forward to that potential Dragon's Dogma stream. So:>Marine tier zatsu>Botan personality and gaming showcase skills>Literally me tastes and interestsI'm more confused at people not liking him so much, if anything.
>>30288618Nowa's main appeal is him basically just accepting he's a massive boomer and older male audiences can relate to him because of that, i like him but not as much as Axel or Regis, it really depends on your personal taste and sense of humorthe boys are all pretty nice so that's good though, i just kinda got used to Regis' voice since i'm too focused on what he says now
Leader-kun's disgusted stare!
>>30289056Vesper didn't flush?
>>30288972you know what I can see that I guess I got the wrong impression from the early streams the Project Zomboid ones were good
Imagine the absolute state of nowa's restroom right now...
>>30288815I'm actually kinda worried now too...I hope he's ok.
RIP Noir Vesper 2022-2022We will always remember you and your valiant sacrifice for content.INSURANCE MONEY LETSGOOOO
>>30288618He just might not be for you, I don't like Regis or Axel but if people like them they see something I don't. Vesper to me naturally flows with his conversation and he is genuinely interesting. You could tell he's having fun with his streams (though he is overly cautious sometimes with what he says. He's gotten more comfortable since his debut with us but plays it safe when he catches himself). I like him a lot and that big ol hearty laugh man..
>>30289179shop in a hotsauce bottle on that grave and it'll be perfect
Is gartic phone still ongoing?
please be ogey oji-san...
>>30288618Nowa is pretty much Roberu but English and good at games.
>>30280347Should have been mumei for the Dan dan.
Once Magni started fujobaiting unironically and people go in on shipfaggotry, I started wanting to just leave his contents. Regis and Axel actually are more intriguing to keep track now because of their podcast and singing projects. Fight me, Maggots.t. day one /mag/bro who witnessed magtits
Hi /mans/KFP here.Please control your own people.Thanks.
>>30289387>Posting your own commentsGo back to global retard
>>30289423lol sure anon sureSeriously, please stop this shit.Thanks.
>>30289387>posting your own shit commentDevilish
>>30289387Hey KFP,/mans/ here,Fuck offThanks
>>30289387But that nigger is kfp...
DADDY ABANDONED ME AGAIN!!!! HE HATES US!!!
>>30289387>Your people>Its a memberThats your people
>>30289387>KFPBecause KFP don't always shit up other people's chat.
>>30289387>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>1 year badgeGo the fuck back
>>30289387fuck off chicklet
>>30289387Too many newfags here, man. They don't know about Rule #3
>>30289346is it fujobaiting if he's just a massive faggot?
>>30289346ok, you can go back to posting twitter pics of the girls in the catalog threads now, won't be missed
>>30289487>Go to watch a long graduated 2view vod because she was playing my favourite game>KFP-named nigger shitting up in that girl's chatIt's absolutely amazing desu
Just heard that Ina x Reggie duet remix posted in the other thread.FUCK. I don't want to ship them yet until I see how he works with Kronners.
>>30289649KFP nameniggers are a true blight
damn Chupado and 6horas really carried this round
>>30280194They like to switch around
>>30289546You can be a bi and still not lean on shippingfaggotry like Astel.>>30289588Nah, I'm staying. I'm still watching the other three and their full collabs.
One more game? Don't fucking leave in the middle of a game...
Not even a month and already skipping streamsThe burnout is realOmega I kneel....
>>30288618>I just don't get why everyone likes vesp so muchHe's a boomer like me.
altare being in almost every single stream so far and being active through the entire thing (minus a couple where he had to have been asleep) is definitely bordering on weird, right... like it's him being a supportive good leader but it's a little...
6HORAS here, super sleep deprived but it was fun. Gnight lads or good morning. See u guys whenever the boys stream today. Take care.
I see when there's no Tempus streams, the /stars/fags migrate here for their usual view begging
My faith will manifest a Nowa stream any moment now
>>30288618I think Vesper's appeal depends a lot on the viewer. I like Vesper, but if I'm being honest, he's my least favourite of the four since I'm not particularly interested in most of the stuff he talks about and my dad had the same ability to talk about everything and nothing for hours, so it's not that novel of an experience to have an older guy ramble excitedly at me about assorted topics while I eat dinner or drink tea. I've never had a dumb little brother or a psychopathic boss though, so characters like Axel and Altare feel more fresh to me.
>>30289894that’s part of the psycho shtick anon, its meant to be cute yet creepy at the same time
>>30289874good fanart is always on topic
>>30289894He's supportive of his boys. It's not creepy.
>>30289874>thread policing kys
>>30289894Do you really need to psychoanalyze him every thread. Maybe he just enjoys watching their streams bro
Tempus cock size comparison in the hot springs...
>>30289927goodnight, anon! i'm gonna wait and see if Nowa tweets anything since i'm kinda worried about him right now
too many shitposters i'm going to sleep, i'll just wait for tommorow's thread. it was really nice last thread i wonder what happened though
>>30284771I'm not a faggot, woman or unicorn so no. If anything I'd be happy for them if they have a partner that emotionally supports them with this whole vtuber thing
>>30290101DUDE 6 HORAS DE SEXO LMAOCHUPADO XDDDD
>>30290139LETS FUCKING GOOOOO
>>30290139>titleWHO GROOMED HIM
>>30290020he loves watching their streams! it's really cute. i just find it interesting behavior because i haven't seen something like it before and something about altare makes me want to put him under a microscope
>>30290139He has Ashita-no-Joe'd
UNCLE NOWA ALIVE
>>30290114GET BACK HERE
>i am weak like kittenojisan... i must protect...
>>30290236WTF I thought Rio was the power bottom
odds on farts/sharts live on stream?im putting 5 magcoins on fart
>>30290219Uncle is alive!!!
>>30290139OH THANK GOD
>>30290327not now deadbeat
>>30290356oi whats your problem cunt
>>30290139Ah that's the reference I was looking for, I knew he wouldn't let me down
>>30290385Fart jokes in MANS ? You're in the wrong thread my man
>Everybody saying he is aliveDYRB?
NOWA LIVES*STOMP* *STOMP*
I just finished my first and second Project Zomboid game while Vesper's stream was in the background. First game I survived 1 hour, second game I survived 7 hours.Biffed and set off a burglar alarm first time, fucked up backing up during combat the second time.
>>30290139Vespy PAPA!!! I almost cried thinking he won't stream
>>30290562>watch the monetization vod>watch him liveDecisions.
How is Nowa "alive" when he's a vampire-- an undead?
why is he called nowa (pleaes no rude )
>>30290219>https://twitter.com/noirvesper_en/status/1556320326585180160missed chance to write:I lived bitch.
>>30290663Nowa isn't a vampire. What the hell are you talking about, anon?
>>30290655watch him live so it'll be funnier to see how he got to the state he's currently in when you go back to watch the monetization vod
>>30290692Affectionate way of saying "Noir" Since you pronounce noir as "nowar"
>>30290692Translating Noir from 5ch romanized it to Nowa
>>30290637oh god, same here, couldn't stop thinking about him while doing my work on the side. I think i'm genuinely gossling over him... I'm scared..
>>30290692that's how the katakana for Noir sounds like in Japanese
>>30290702He did that already
>>30290755We're going parasocial over this ojisan and I'm not even mad...
Uncle Nowa my beloved
>>30290637I feel like more people are developing separation anxiety from streamers. As a sapling I feel this on a spiritual level for Fauna, but it looks like it's spreading.
>>30290787Not really, his name is read "nowaaru" in katakana. It's more of a nickname
>>30290875i'm both mad and not. I'm happy I finally found an oshi for the first time, but the day he announces his graduation will break me.
I don't know about you guys but I'm mailing him a dead mouse to show him my love
Thanks for gartic bros, it was fun even with leavers
>>30290960Why the fuck do his toes move
>>30290986calm down regis he already knows you love him
>>30290986are you a cat?
Thanks for the gartic phone lads.
>>30290986cat paws typed this post
This is a friendly reminder that Nowa's intro has NEVER and will NEVER move. Anyone who says elsewise is a schizo.
SI SE MUEVE
>>30290986leader you don't have to go that far
IT'S NOT MOVING
it moves i will not take my meds
bros its movingwhen do the voices start?
it would be really funny if he went back to the non animated intro just to mess with us
>>30291146What the fuck are you talking about anon? Uncle Nowa always starts straight away without the into
>>30291215As soon as the stream starts you'll start hearing his voice and it will never leave
>has batwings on his pendantNowa bampire confirm
Uncle Nowas bowels were moving i wont take my meds
He's not moving bros I think he's dead
>>30291267Those are incubus wings you bozo
He'll never do it but a Vampire The Masquerade playthrough would be kino
SI SE MUEVE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
did he just laugh? am i going crazy
The fuck is this currency?
>>30291269Uncle Nowa needs the meds for his bowels
>>30291311>inb4 he picks Nosferatu
>>30291334Indo monopoly money
Wake up boys Nowa is here
>>30291334Googling it takes less time than posting a screenshot here
>>30291328It doesn't move, take your meds
>>30291334thought indos weren't able to donate through jewtube so they used they used 3rd party stuff
5min gone already... where is he
UNCLE IS DEAD
Sounds like he was up all night vomiting
Oh god, he sounds absolutely miserable.
HIS VOICE OH NO NO NO NO
his voice.... his smile and optimism... gone
MY FUCKING SIDES
>>30291444I know. I'm just ridiculing how a 5 digits of this currency still equals to a blue.
>>30291334>69 thousand IDR>$5Indos your currency is... something
>he hasn't shitted yetOh no no no
HIS VOICE IS DEEPER THIS TIMEit's so hot imagine waking up next to uncle nowa with his bed voice...ah...ooh....
he flew too close to the sun...ojisan...
Why does Nowa-oji sound sexier today
He sounds so dead inside and outside
>>30291549It's the hot sauce that made him hotter
Shit it was an Ashita no Joe reference
UNCLE NOWA DIED AND THEY REPLACED HIS VA
He sounds fucking wiped
>>30291549He burned a hole through his vocal cords
>>30291452They can now as of a month or two ago.
>>30291598focus on the stream nowa 2!
I wonder if some places uses those hotsauce as torture device.
whoever told him to stop moaning shut up im trying to listen to his moans!!!!
>>30291538At least it's not like 100000VND lol
NOT SO PEPPER ANYMORE, ARE YA?
>he took his shirt offoh no
Shitting buck naked
oh man when the shirt's off it's bad yeah. my poor dude
OH MY GOD HE'S ALIVE
god he's so hot right now
>When taking care of business, if you take the shirt off you know it's seriousFuck that caught me off guard lmao
>says he won't talk about it>talks about it in great detail
>>30291588If I had the choice between vesper being a degenerate bloodsucking creature of eldritch horrors, or a vampire I would prefer he'd be a vampire desu
I didn't see yesterday stream grandpa is kill?
>>30291642ah, strange that it happened at the same time theyre limiting so many other internet services
>>30291541This is making me b-b-blush....
i once had a shit so awful i gripped the toilet paper holder and it broke off the sink. rip vesper's towel rack
>shirt off>hands on towel rackoh yeah it was a bad time
Oh, HomoEN doesnt go all LE IDOL MEETING XDDD ?
>>30291732Started suffering when it got to sauce 6. 7-10 was torture and it was hilarious
NOWA DON'T GO
He sounds really weak. Really hope he's ok and/or recovers stronger from this
>>30291732His asshole is obliterated, but otherwise he's fine
>>30291732dude you should drop everything and go watch it
>>30291774bros talk about using the bathroom bro
Requesting a nowa drawfriend edit
>>30291528Anon that's green...
This is so totally Vesp right now.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kl0bmyxHzrc
>>30291774Nowas shit wasnt seiso enough for that
>>30291774Only HoloEN does.
>>30291772i've stopped trying to re-affix my towel rack since I've knocked it out of place so much. That's because of being drunk and using it to keep steady while pissing though
>>30291774You never brag to your bros about the massive shits you take? What are you, a fag?
>>30291774Roberu is a toilet idol so it's normal to say you are going to the toilet
>>30291774>what is Suntempo toilet incidentStars are idols only when bitches are involved.
>>30291832Reminds me of when Risu did the spicy noodle streams
wait what fuck VES IS STREAMING???!!?!
>>30291774Bros dont beat around the bush
did this guy just say 'the habanero spam'
>>30291770his short moans....ah...uncle nowa im fighting the urge of thinking of impure thoughts...also nice he likes curry!!
>>30291774You've never watch Roberu have you?
>>30291883Its 10:am PST, you shoulda checked for the frame
>>30291893Gamer through and through
>>30291893He means he spams putting habaneros into his chili by putting like 8 in
I want uncle nowa to buy me and put me in a pot
He still sounds so dead lol.
>>30291859Well yeah of course, I even bragged that I once shat out 3kg off my weight and got lightheaded from it. But Im not an idol.
He is out of it
Tell me bros, what's your favorite spicy sauce that is easy to find? I pretty much only eat tabasco and sriracha.
>uncle nowa bed voice pillow talkoh my.....
>>30291923>>30291911I thought he's taking a break today because he burned a new asshole
>>30291946Uncle Nowa screaming at you and dumping water and dirt on your head...
Uncle growing saplings...
uncle nowa sounds so wrecked... cute...
>>30291897NTA but it is indeed green. You might want to take a colorblind test assuming you're not shitposting.
>>30291981He BULLIES saplings
>still autistic that's my uncle...
he picked out the magni-est plant... based
>>30291968just tabasco really, and I only really use it when eating this good tuna dip that gets sold nearby every few weeks
>>30291934yeah, exactlywho says 'i need to spam some salt on this' irl with a straight face lmao
>>30291959>>30291966his asshole got obliterated so yeah
do people actually believe in the swearing at plants bullshit?
>>30291975uncle nowa is too powerful to let that stop him
someone please compile all of these moans i beg of you
>>30290986Even he got hooked...
uncle nowa bullies saplings...
>>30292043Yeah, by me
>>30292043More like his whole digestive tract.
>>30292046No it's just kinda funny
>still streams even with a raw asshole and sleep deprived from shitting lava all nightBoys we eatin good when the hour limit is over. These lads just don't stop
cant bully me, uncle!
>Uncle Nowa is a sapling bully
They require correction
>>30291968Valentina extra hot (has a black label) is spicier than the original. Highly recommend
>>30292046probably, a lot of people believe in playing classical music to your plants as wellTHE BOYS REQUIRE CORRECTION
OH NO HE'S GONNA CORRECT THE REST OF TEMPUS!
Bratty guildmates need correction
Uncle Nowa's going to give them the pepper correction...
he's going to pepper correct his guilmates
BOYS CORRECTION NOW
>>30287839>usually collab with boys>ame
>>30292009Is that why the Saplings love him so much?
Uncle Nowa going to give the entire guild pepper correction!!!!!!
>>30291975Im in the habit now of checking at 10 PST every day without looking at the schedule or twitter, just like I do with gura at 5 PST
Oh no... He's Gura levels autistic in opsec...
>4600 viewersits over....
the boys are getting spice correction
>>30292105You are worthless. Unfit even to make spicy chili.
>>30291653Sometimes. Insert hot sauce in pooper. Its kind of a snail-in-salt situation.
>>30292175It's fine as long as he streams
What the fuck? I left here for like a whole day after the monetization streams and you guys had a Gartic Phone session?>Captcha - KYNGS
Axel's the kind of guy to repeat a joke until someone laughs
NOOO NOWA DON'T CORRECT THE BOYS
>>30292180It seems like there are people who genuinely didn't think he was going to stream.
>>30292180Wrong thread /#/fag
>>30291897If you wanna be anal and a woman, it's real. Otherwise, I'd just call it green. Blue is like, <$5 right?
>>30292046its a common thing actually my mom does it my grampa did it also
>>30291968The Nandos Periperi sauce is pretty great, whenever I cook chicken it's pretty much all I need extra
>>30292100tummy hort won't stop Uncle Nowa.
>>30287839anon Ame literally never did anything with holostars besides trying to shill them, don't be a retarded threadreader
>>30292250he knew that I would be>HE PROMISEDposting if he didn't stream after saying he was going to at the end of spicy stream
Someones gonna want that dios mio
>DIOS MIOOHHHHHHHH THAT WAS HOT
Dios Mio... La creatura...
>"Dios mio" soundpost
>>30292234Funnily enough, he posted it in his stream and then proceeded to post it in the collab as well before it started. Guess he even repeated it later in private... this cute retard
>>30287839>Ameget out retard dramatourist
I need to make this nerdy ojiisan a father!!!!!
6 HORAS DE CAGANDO
LA CREATURA DE TEMPUS
>>30292335I need it.
So uh, how long does it take to recover from eating so much spicy stuff like that?
Noir is the Kiara of male soundposts
>you will never be a hot chili pepper growing in nowas gardenwhy live
>>30292394He should be fine by tomorrow
>>30282751I love our new Stars boys to death. But I'd really rather not see collabs between any of them and my oshi.Someone in her chat said she should play Valorant with Ves.Weird because it's Roboco, a JP girl. So it's pretty much impossible anyway.
>>30291391Hasbro sells replacement monopoly money packs for $11.90 on Amazon. That's 10 of each bill or $6,860 in monopoly dollars. $11.90 is IDR 177,857.40 at current conversion rates. Monopoly money is nearly 26x as valuable as the Indonesian Rupiah.
NOWA I'LL BE YOUR KOUHAI
Nowa sounds like somehow who wants kids lol
>senpaiOMEGA IS GOING TO FREEEAAAAK
OI YOU HEARD UNCLE NOWA GIVE HIM A KOUHAIGO ON LADS BE THE KOUHAI UNCLE NOWA DESERVES
>>30292373Dios mio, mi culo...
Holy based Nowa
>trying hard for future generationsPrecious baby boy
Well anons, better get your streaming reps in NOW and you just might BE Noir's kouhai in a year!
>Doing their best right now to help the next gens as much as possibleThat's surprisingly sweet.
>>30292420he would make a great father honestly.
>>30292394Depending on the person, but the 1st time I ate a similar amount of spice my stomach was still quite painful the next day.
I WANNA CALL VESPER A SENPAII NEED TO BECOME A STREAMER RIGHT NOW
>>30292394one trip to the toilet
>>302923943 weeks in intense care
he wants kouhai... so cute...
NOWA WANTS MORE STARS BOYS FOR KOUHAIS!
H O R A L E
When are they going to lift the 1hr shitwhy do they even do it?
Wait, there's Holostars ID incoming?
>>30283746Welcome to the other side of the schizo coin
>>30292394He said he's drinking a lot of water so he should be fine pretty soon.
>I don't want to be in a place where numbers matter>the better we do, the faster we get a second gen. that's why we're going all outwho was in the right here
Remember that a Tempus yume will join EN 3 and will fuck your broshi behind your back
>They know what they're doing
I wish I was a man so I could become friends with Nowa in Holostars
>>30291968I love Sriracha and Taco Bell Fire Sauce
>they know what they are doingReally?
>management knows what they are doing Do they?
>Management knows what they're doing
Trust the plan
When did Auditions for Hope/Council open up again?
>holostarsIDhey, you retards have a shot now!
>StarsIDNo fucking thank you
>>30292525>>30292536>>30292549Probably just Shinove
>>30292490It's probably lifted now but nowa always intended a 1hour morning stream
>>30292416Yes, but you can't buy food with monopoly money, while you can with the Indonesian Rupiah.
>>30292531>Holostars pagpag edition >Pagpag scavenging stream>Women beating asmr
>>30292520Vesper is hyper-concious and this unfortunately naturally drags him towards numbers.Magni unironically draws Sonic characters in 2022.
I speak for my fellow indos here. You do NOT want holostars ID...
>indonesian menIm good dude
>Holostars IDEver seen a man act like a bitchy woman? Would you like to?
>debuff gen in a debuff branchwhat a terrible idea
>HolostarsIDThe 7th trumpet...
period pain simulator
>bombed out and depleted based chapelle's show enjoyer
>>30292605You see that every day on this board
Ade Rai for StarsID
where's holostars brazil?
>>30292656And who do you think half of those fags are.
>>30292656The difference is i dont hear their abhorrent accentImagine someone speaking like moona minus the cute voice
>>30292520Numbers aren't the destination, but the journey
>>30292572The Nijisanji ID boys are pretty great, back before HoloID and EN debuted the niki ID group were the proto-EN>>30292560There would be a million schizos applying to sift through tho
I would rather more starsEN than starsID
>>30292558Before Stars went open, can't remember the exact date.
>>30292453>stars JP do their best so they get more gens and they don't have to overwork themselves for minimal gainsHe just wants to carry the torch on this side of the world.
>>30292735>I would rather eat food than shityou don't even need to say this.
>memberships sooner rather than later
>>30292762Thinking about Miyabi doing his best makes me feel like working hard too
I want to make Nowa something soothing to eat...
>>30292735Yeah, one EN guy that can speak ID still works too. Much safer approach for this way
Someone SC Nowa that his eyes are purple like Cadians. He'd love that shit
>>30292520Those aren't mutually exclusiveCover doesn't really set targets but they obviously weren't going to rush out another 4 guys if Tempus were getting 200 viewers
>>30292394ive never done that but my stomach is usually just fucked up the next day then im fine the day after that
>Zatsus behind memberRuthless Noir, very ruthless...
>zatsus locked behind menshiI was gonna get membership anyway but oof
>>30292735starsID would be a true test of Cover's scouting abilities
>Zatsu streams moving to member streamsAh fuck, guess I gotta member.
Vesper they're your best content, fucking hell
zatsu's behind paywalls, that might kill his channel I think.
Nowa zatsus are gonna be mainly members content
>Just Chatting members only}you demon
Alright, boys. This is going to be my vtuber png. I'm going to get my reps in and join Holostars EN. Wish me luck.
Zatsudan to membership, damn boi I´m in
>>30292855>>30292866Just like Fauna...
Once/twice per week zatsu is still better than nothing?
>something more interesting than me just talking into the void for an hourDo such things exist?
this is the reason why i dont watch fauna any more but maybe i'll actually drop a memba on vesper
>Zastus become memgenAAA I thought it'd be only partially going behind it
>>30292591what does this have to do with hot sauce?
>>30292866>i want to have more interesting content than just talking into the void>feels to low effort on my partNot too ruthless
>>30292913Looks like HeChaos from Swords and Sandals
>>30292884I was gonna member anyway but that's kinda rough ngl. I guess he knows we have disposable income.
>>30292913Wicked, that png is the bees knees
>>30292913good luck retroman
Will gladly member Nowa, i'm waiting on it.
ok vesties you had your fun, pay up
>>30291968I don't know if the secret aardvark is easy to find yet but thats good. cholula, tapatio, franks, and louisana are available everywhere and you'll probably like at least one of them
Nowa... this is Hololive, real fans only give a shit about zatsudan and karaokes
Bros he is overthinking it this autismo
HoloID:>1 Ollie's cocksleeve>1 tryhard normie online games>1 ID BFE
I don't like gaming streams as much as zatsudan because I like to do other things while streams go on.......Don't do it uncle Nowa........
nowa's so hard on himself...
Nowa, roberu has been talking into the void for almost 2 years now, its legit fine
>DIDN'T SHOWER>DIDN'T BRUSH TEETHDISHEVELED STINKY NOWA
HHE DID NOOT SHOHOTEREE RS ERR ELR
>imagine the smell
If he keeps the stream around this time i will member, i will never member a chuuba that moves out of my time zone again
>He grooms himself before streamingFuck, this dude is...GOSH
Omega was right....
nowas smelly breath uuuuuuuuuuuu
He's really overthinking streaming and underestimating how many people just like his plain zatsus. But hopefully its not EVERY morning/daily zatsu, noone in holopro does that many member streams
crusty nowa today
Envision the aroma
It's a shame that he's moving them to membership, but I kind of understand where he's getting at.
>Uncle Nowa minmaxing how to streamBasado
>Nowa MuskI'll take some cologne with that scent thank you
>>30293097Kanauru lives in California
>>30293083>Tempus shower curtain
>>30293083kek amazing edit
>>30293083Share it with Uncle on twitter.
missed the first 30minanything interesting?
>>30293083KEK THE SHOWER CURTAIN
>>30293041Same, I also don't like how sort of incomplete subjects are when they're talked about in game streams, where it takes a long ass time to get through something and even then it's only a little bit of one. I'm fine if he does less just chatting streams if he's given more than an hour for each one.>>30293083KEK
Honestly I'm feeling a burnout potential here. He's gonna plan everything, over-obsess with numbers, not stream based stuff and move into popular games. Poor uncle.
>>30293160You missed the Dios mio
>>30293098Believe he said maybe 1 to 2 a week for the member stuff
I heard his stomach growl kek
>>30293083Holy shit kek
Its still in deliberation, so if you guys don't like the idea of zatsu's being paywalled, leave a comment on the stream afterwards
>>30293160he took his shirt off fighting for his life in the restroom
>impressing someone elseHe's a WHORE
>>30293140nah that's just his life flashing before his eyes
>mirepoix and bones (spines)this guy cooks
Nowa listens to feedback, share it with him how much you love his rambling
Damn, he's wife material
>>30293118It's a bit ruthless but I can't deny it's smart as fuck. At least it makes no difference to me since I was gonna member anyway.
Vampire's coming out
>>30293160Still sufferingDios mioAn amount of zatsu per week are going to get paywalled
I feel like it's a bad idea, i was already thinking of membering but it might hurt his channel big time, membership streams could be silly stuff like cooking or zomboid autism.
>>30293160Nowa want's to be a senpai, struggled with the hot sauces after stream, hasn't showered
>impressing someone elseyeah, me
sisters how do I cope uncle Nowa won't ever cook me breakfast in bed...
I wish for more old tech autism streams
>>30293139He is also locked in the HoloEN dungeon under Ame's house where he has to animate 3D stuff for them all the time.
>Bone juiceYeah, mine.
ves is cooking KFPbeats...
>>30293227I'm gonna be honest, he should go for it. If you do something great, you should be getting remuneration.
Noir is rubbing his hands together again...
>>30293083Stellar job, anon.
>>30293314Cook him breakfast in bed, use his pet rabbit
HIS MUMBLING IS AAAAAA ohh it's so hot why are deep voiced men so hot...
I'll leave a comment at the end of the stream assuring that people really do enjoy his zatsu stream because he seems to want to paywall it because it seems like boring content
>>30293276yeah that's what i'm thinking. I'm a vestie but I enjoy his zatsu content more than his gaming content, and I think it's one of the appeals of his channel. If he puts it behind a paywall he's losing a large majority of people that possibly can't afford a membership to him.
>loves cilantroI'm sorry bros, I have to drop Nowa
husky voiced nowa is hot...
He'll seriously kill his momentum if he puts most chatting streams behind members
>>30293400For real, someone needs to talk to him about this.
>soap-cilantro mentionI'm sorry for my shitty genes but stop putting that shit in everything for the love of god
>>30293416Imagine resting on his chest and listening to his deep whispers.
>>30293416>>30293390I bet women wrote these posts.
>still no RTS autist
RATE THE STREAM
>>30293276>zomboid autismHe could actually make a name for himself as "The Zomboid guy" if he keeps it up as he loves the game and it's technically endless maybe like Robazz and others have doneProbably best to keep his main game public
>>30293139>CaliforniaThat explains his creatividad, poor bastard is suffering every day
We haven't seen this BRB screen since his debut
>>30293276>>30293400It's a mistake. It's obvious. Way to stifle growth for sure.
>>30293276why would he put all zatsus behind paywall? and the holos already can't play very many games for members streams so what else is he going to do?
>>30293415this nigga has inferior genes
>>30293358the three girls that im membered to all do member chatting streams, so its something that im fine with personally, one of them every week may be a bit much for nowa, but if thats the case then so be it
Mag is a whore...
>>30293268Also it would make his chat move slower, and he clearly wants to interact with the viewers in his zatsu, so that will help a lot with the engagement.
>>30293475I don't have that gene but I hate cilantro because it overpowers everything in the food that all I can taste is grass
Imagine unclow nowa pissing on me
>>30293546Why is Magni so fucking gay
>>30293415>he got the soap gene
>>30293546Always has been
>>30293227Idk me he just guaranteed one of the two memberships I can afford to give at the moment
>>30289894He's the leader for a reason. The demon lord is making sure his underlings are okay. He that cool mega evil that's gives a shit about his boys. He will take it personally whenever ENs holohero team antagonize them.
>>30293543hf eating soap, manlet
>>30293394Use Roberu as an example.Chatting streams are great just because. There's no need to think about content and just interact with chat.Members content can be something else like a more deep topic zatsu.
>>30293455yeah... honestly he's the only person in EN that can talk all day and not make it boring. He needs to get over his insecurity and use the strength that he was born with to help his channel grow. Memberships shouldve been for ASMR + book club stuff imo.
>>30293415>he has the soap geneBet your piss smells after you eat asparagus too.
>>30293546Even in lore, he's the gayest...
>>30293571>he's not gayanon...
Yes... Chew that bread.
>>30293546i love my (our) slutty wife (male)
>>30293083He just like me fr
I can wreck his asshole better than those sauces ever will
>chewing soundshe betrayed us
>i don't like eating noises>comes back eating instantly after saying that
>>30289894It's not him supporting the boys. It's him gaining necessary information so he can keep the hero facade
>Vesper like sourdough>I like sourdough
The chewing noises are funny to me for some reason
>>30293659He knows we like them. *chew*
You can pretend that when his mouth moves like that is him giving kisses
>>30293533well hopefully people can leave comments about the decision on this VOD and he can discuss it with us. He seems open to wanting to know what we think about his content and how he can improve himself.
he's so fucking out of it LMAO
Uncle Nowa is burned out on spicy food
Yeah, Nowa... eat...NOWA WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS?
fuck you cilantro loving fags, it just overrides the flavor of your food with that cilantro flavor. I just want to eat normal food that doesn't taste like cilantro.it doesn't even taste like soap to me, I just don't like it
God I fucking HATE eating soundsFucking disgusting
I noticed those gloves Mangi were wearing just looked like those cotton gloves with rubberized palms with the gold retails painted on the back. It might be pretty easy to make a pair for yourself.
He hates it, but he knows we like it.
will he read the superchats?
>>30293774Do you plug your ears when you eat?
>>30293774Do you plug your ears when you eat
why is my vampire oji san so cute!!
>>30293759You think cilantro is bad? Try onion. The taste lingers in your mouth for the rest if the day
uncle mogu mogu nowa
>>30293697Predicting almost every commenter saying exactly what being said here, more or less, about it.
turns out I do hate eating noises
>>30293774It's a losing battle, anon.There's too many faggots that will encourage it.
Who's gonna give Vesper a massage?
It turns out that I'm ambivalent to eating noises
>>30293845Cooked down onion doesn't even taste bad, just don't eat it raw.
Honestly I'm more bothered by Vesper saying he wants to only do 1 or 2 zatsus a week than him saying he wants to make them members only.
I like eating noises if they're made by Nowa oji
>>30293759You need to get some good mexican food, a nice taco with radishes and cilantro is perfect.
im gonna freak if i hear nowa eating noises every stream
Is there a way to see pass messages in different streams of some guy in chat? I found another containment breaker
>>30293875I mean either he does or he feels disgusted by himself whenever he eats anything, I can't tell which would be weirder.
im so lonely
>>30293795Yesterday he said he'll read all of them on stream no matter how long it takes, sometime later this week.
all of the best sounds are so divisive"ugh sorry i should've muted my eating noises""oh god did they hear my neck crack?" "brb have to mute this fart"
>>30293852How was the chat's reaction when he mentioned it? I assume a lot of them would probably be fine with whatever Nowa Oji does desu. But it is in fact a great concern to his growth if he goes with the idea.
>>30293863Answer the question
>>30293774Do you eat your eats when you eat
I don't mind eating sound, if it's crunchy like potato chips. Damn you Watame for getting me addicted to them!
Why does this man hate his tongue so much? wtf. stop drinking boiling hot tea, nowa-ojii....
can you actually dull your taste buds?
i'm a nowa anti now
>>30293921>brapfagFUCK OFF I DON'T NEED ANOTHER GROUP OF AUTISTS ISOLATING THE STREAM AUDIO FOR SUSPECTED BRAPS
So...Youre just watching a stream of an old man talking about suffering from shitting spicy food and eating bread?...
>>30293894Yeah we get it, are you going to keep posting the same shit on cooldown though?
>>30293250He just fucking like me fr fr
>>30293492Combined with my glasses fetish, the deep voice is the nail on the coffin. I love papa Nowa~~
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY SLEEP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>30293883He's talking about these kinds of directionless zatsusI'm sure he'll do the more topic-focused zatsus more often
>>30293967Are you not?
>>30293967yeah it's great
UNCLE NOWA STOP, THE SWAGAPINOStangina
>flip mentionuh oh bros peenoi pride incoming
>>30293927There were a lot of "No"s, sad emojis, and other such things to that extent.
>>30293967yeah, Ame sure as shit can't provide the bread eating experience
>Its been 45 minutesWhat a fucking timewarp
SEANIG GANG RISE THE FUCK UPPUTANGINAAAAAAAAAAA
>SWAGAPINOS SUMMONEDdo they just lurk every stream until Filipino food is mentioned
>phillippinesoh no uncle nowa is a schizo...
>>30293984>>30293987>>30293991Policemen swear to god,Love's seeping from the gunsI know my friends and IWould probably turn and run
>>30293927>noooooooo!Saw a lot of those.And lots of comments disagreeing with him calling his zatsu's low effort etc.
>>30293967So... Youre just watching a stream of a girl talking about doing cute things and being lesbian?...
I have a sibling that eats with his mouth open. Eating noises doesn't bother me that much anymore.
>>30293967Yeah, I'm listening to Kiara talk about whatever banal shit she's been talking about too but I haven't been paying as much attention.
>>30294055bro it's 2 am we should be sleeping
>>30293967I can’t get a bread eating stream anywhere else
>Ethiopian foodI CAN'T NOT MAKE THE OBVIOUS DARK JOKE AIIIEEEEEE
>Ethiopian foodHow can they have food when they dont even eat?
>>30293801>>30293820>>30293841Npc-chama . . .
>OH NOM NOM *loudly chews into the microphone*>*smacks lips*>DID YOU->you can literally HEAR the food in his mouth dissolving>DID YOU GUYS>*chews mid-sentence*>HEAR ABOUT THEBravo Nolan
Sinigang is great tho. Use pork belly because fat and bones make the broth amazing.
Noir being so out of it and low energy today make me want to comfort the lad
>>30293996eigi jouzu fubuki!
>>30294044Even when he's staggering from cramps, time flies.
Arepas and Venezuela mention wtf
This man has an impeccable palate for food
STOP HIM!!!!! STOP TALKING ABOUT NATIONALITY AND FOODTHIS IS A NO GO TOPICDO NOT MENTION ANY FUCKING COUNTRIES AND NOT COUNTRIESYOU ARE GOING TO FUCKING DIE
>>30293967I watch Kiara do "superchat readings" (i.e. tangent off for 80% of the time between Donkey Chins) for 8 hours man.
>>30294095It's not my fault they stream at 1 AM and 2 AM
>>30293946Depends on whats considered dulling. Mexicans dont feel spicy stuff like humans do and im sure that can be considered dull taste buds.
>Pandering to SEAniggers, spics, and blacksWhat for?
>>30293967And it's more fun than listening to a woman talk about anything
>>30294042I mean, she can, but then she'll go full lobster mode for the next week
>playing digimon>take a break>nowa is doing zatsudanYOU GUYS SAID HE WAS DEAD AND WOULDN'T STREAM
TAIWAN MENTION INCOMING
>>30294122bulalo > nilaga > hinalog > sinigang >>>>>>>>> tinola
>>30294089If I were you, I would have punched them in the face
>>30294190That new one? Anon, WTF?
>>30294152>What kinda food does Taiwanese eat?
>>30294172He's just talking about food he tried dumb dumb
>>30294152What form of autism is this
>>30294190what are you talking about, anon? He did die, the news came out just an hour ago.
he's gonna rest up good he sounds really out of it desu
>>30294122we always add gabi on it to make the broth thicker, which also adds good flavor to it.
>>30294172>Panderinghe's just flexing his knowledge about international food because he's a cultured and open-minded man
>>30294190He literally said on stream that he'll do it. Your fault, digi-faggot
>>30294190you fool, nowa himself said he was going to stream
>>30294152>Guys, have you been to Taiw--- land?
uncle nowa seems out of it
>>30294172because he's black, it's in his name
>>30294190Someone didn't keep the faith.
>>30294138 >>30294137 >>30294107>>30294097 >>30294094 >>30294093>>30294079 >>30294065 >>30294043>>30294042 >>30294041 >>30294039>>30294025 >>30294024 >>30294021 >>30294016 >>30294010 >>30293991>>30293987 >>30293984Actually based
>>30280605Whoever drew this. Holy fucking shit, the expression is pure sex.
>>30294240>>30294152isn't Mags literally Taiwan?
>Shumai? You mean the tiny meat dumplings? I had some in a TAIWANESE restaurant
>>30294172>blacksoh boy you're in for a rude awakening
He likes pupusas That's it I'm getting a membership
Pupusas will never not sound funny
Theres a pupusa place near me. I should try it...
>SalvadoreanShit, his knowledge on international foods is impressive.
>>30294121Why are streamers like this. I thought we'd be safe from the inconsiderate pig girls that do this but apparently males aren't safe either.JUST FUCKING EAT BEFORE THE STREAM FUCKING RETARDS
god imagine the quality porn magni would get if his design were actually good
>I'll rape aa...>I'll rape ahhh...Who's he gonna rape?
>>30294331He was too busy shitting his soul out before stream give him a break
>>30293967Yeah, he reminds me of Kiara. He's experienced enough with the things that he talks about that it's easy to follow along, even if I'm not a foodie.
>>30294331I don't care about this since I'm not a woman
Taiwan is banned in his chat...
6 HORAS DE AREPA
>>30294331I couldn't care lessboys eat in each other's presence
>>30294332wym it's already good its just his model and rigging just sucks it just needs small touchups
>>30294331I will eat on stream until piggy schizo leaves forever.
I tried some Arepas from a Venezuelan immigrant that was selling them on the street, they tasted awful but maybe they were poorly stored
I want to eat food now
>>30294383Shut up wojacknigger
>>30294429be a fatass and eat.