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>he has a huge amount of options of young vtubers who are in their prime of being the perfect woman and wife
>he's crazy about old hags who either cant get pregnant at all or would give you a child with extreme autism

>> No.30170619
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>He thinks any vtuber will be his actual girlfriend / boyfriend
No vtuber will fuck you.

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>>30170399
>he thinks young and beautiful women is all there is to having a happy relationship

>> No.30172340

I'm just sad i have been lonely for most of my life, and i cope with it by imagining that old women would want to be with me, even tho i don't actually like old women

>> No.30172586

>>30170399
>he cares about the physical 3d person behind the screen instead of the 2d character on the screen

>> No.30172648

>>30170399
You have low testosterone

>> No.30174174

>>30172586
No it's based retard

>> No.30174607

>>30170399
>child with extreme autism
perfect to become vchuba

>> No.30175381

>>30170399
We get it you love the taste of dick calm down faggot

>> No.30175436

op smells like a male who wouldn't talk to a woman because she has a deep voice

>> No.30175451

>>30170399
cant date either. who cares?

>> No.30176824

>>30175436
He's terrified of women with deeper voices than his own. scared that a mature woman will still be more of a man than himself

>> No.30176947

>>30174174
it's actually not

>> No.30177073

>he thinks it's about having a child
>he doesn't know it's about indulging the undying lust of a hag being driven insane with arousal by her aging desperate ovaries as their egg count depletes

>> No.30177260

>>30170399
>he has a huge amount of options of young vtubers who are in their prime of being the perfect woman and wife
name a single one who would make a good wife, and so isn't some combination of being useless at practical household tasks, hungry for the cock carousel, or a shallow uninteresting personality. I'll wait.

meanwhile; Korone, Botan, Mio, Polka, Wata, Aki, Flare, Kyori, Kaela...

Looks like you got Ogey'd. pal.

>> No.30177329

>>30170399
I don’t want to fuck Vtubers but there’s no way I’m going to try and hook up with anyone outside of my age range. That’s just creepy.

>> No.30177899

>>30177260
>name a single one who would make a good wife
Literally and unironically Gura

>> No.30177915

>>30177899
>Being this retarded

>> No.30178130

>>30177899
Gura is baby death via malnutrition or being sat on tier, you fucking idiot.

>> No.30178138

>>30170399
Being actually serious, young women in their prime are fucking horrible relationship partners.

>> No.30178445

>>30170399
youngs are dumbs, hags give you shags

>> No.30179445

>>30170399
I'm just a weeb, not a pedophile. Young people don't even know what makes themselves happy, let alone other people.

>> No.30179545

I just wanna fuck the characters. I don't wanna fuck the real people behind them because people are evil.

>> No.30179586

>>30170619
Based and truthpilled.

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