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Confess

>> No.30097564

I'd mating press marine

>> No.30098860

>>30097536
i have a serious masturbation problem because marine

>> No.30099009

>>30097536
I think Mumei is based af.

>> No.30101388
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>>30097536
My dick is a DD, as its interest in the girls doesn't align with how much I like their creative output or how much I watch them.
I also wanna coom in Marine.

>> No.30101423

I sometimes reply to bait

>> No.30101483

I often make inflammatory posts in threads and then never check back for replies.

>> No.30101645

>>30097536
I'm a retard for actually falling in love with my oshi, I knew that it was doomed from the start and yet I still fell for her because I'm a retard.

>> No.30101747

I want my oshi to make all my decisions for me.

>> No.30101746

>>30101483
holy shit you flaming retard i also do this

>> No.30101801

I want to make some of the decisions for my oshi

>> No.30101893

>>30097536
I was stressed recently so i thrashed a bunch of people from /here/ and i will do it again was top tier cope. I also want to bang marine and the whole hag team.

>> No.30101951

I’ve been false flagging Mumei threads because I want to see her terminated for fun. I want Hololive to hall apart like TGWTG did

>> No.30101967

I'm considering pulling $ from my savings to commission a l2d instead of just streaming with a png, but I have no clue how to get viewers besides posting on this shithole of a site & trying to grift on twitter, both of which seem like bad options

>> No.30101983

I can't stop jerking it to Subaru.

>> No.30102067

>>30101951
>TGWTG
I've been time-warped to 2010

>> No.30102405

>>30102067
Aren’t vtubbers the new Internet reviewer but with more porn?

>> No.30102722
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30102722

I'm the Fauna diaperfag. I'm constructing a nursery and already have a few things set up. Got a nice plush letter/number mat and am going to possibly get a large crib.

>> No.30103650

>>30101645
Who

>> No.30103845
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I started a new job when I had enough money and the means to take out more in loans and instead live the NEET life and I am very much regretting it.

>> No.30103947

Knowing that I share an oshi with a prominent attention whore/thread celebrity gives me secondhand embarrassment. This is an anonymous website and yet some anons might believe I'm that faggot because my oshi really isn't mentioned a lot on this board.
Walruses are retarded.

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>>30103947 (me)
Forgot to attach pic rel.

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>>30103650

>> No.30106923

ASMR is about the only thing that motivates me to do anything these days. I don't really give a shit about anyone or anything around me but a Japanese woman on the internet who will never know I exist telling me I'm a good boy for trying my best actually makes me want to try to live up to that rather than just completely give into the void of depression

>> No.30110690

>>30097536
I hate chumbuds

>> No.30110802

>>30097536
I'm still not over Coco. I'm not as genuinely happy as I was during 2020 as a holofan.

>> No.30111149

>>30101967
Then don't try to grift on Twitter, just advertise yourself. Just have confidence in yourself and stream consistently, anon. Advertising here isn't the greatest idea.

>> No.30111230

>>30097536
I'm in love with the person that I think Marine is and I'm unironically trying to meet her before I die just so I can put this curiosity to rest.

>> No.30111321

>>30097536
I want to murder Connor with a brick infront of Ironmouse and Calii so they can finally move forward and make good content again

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>>30097536
Before vtubers I was never really into big mommy milkers but now I can't stop thinking about sucking big fat D cups for milk and I'm constantly horny about it. Kronii related.

>> No.30111859

>>30097536
I made like 10 pekora vs marine bait threads today

>> No.30112179

>>30097536
im cumed to vtuber asmr

>> No.30113213

>>30111321
>again

>> No.30114412

>>30101483
Same

>> No.30114478

>>30097536
I watched Mumei's video and felt nothing

>> No.30117505

noel was giving a dildo a boobjob and rubbing it on her vagina for asmr. too bad I have to pay for a plan to watch it

>> No.30117800

I prefer watching clips and edited content. I don't have the time or interest in watching interminable streams.
Also, I will never donate to a corporate virtual. Only independents need the money.

>> No.30121167

>>30105411
Oh anon...

>> No.30121661 [DELETED] 

I still cringe when ever i see that one child brained chuuba in my recommendations. Their special sorta stupidity lives rent free in my head.

>> No.30123165

>>30097536
I think less of chuubas if their roommates are ugly

>> No.30124533

>>30097536
for the past half year i've been unable to conceive sleep without imagining myself cuddling with my oshi. If i don't do that then I'll just stay awake with my eyes closed for the entire night

>> No.30125181

I've been a kissless virgin for long enough that I decided to spice up my non-existent sex life. I started sticking various things up my ass, hoping that it'd make me cum buckets, or atleast feel better than my usual sessions, but I genuinely feel nothing, I tried going as deep as I can but nothing happened. Now whenever I have time to masturbate, I'll stick something up my ass just because I can. I wonder if I'm doing it wrong.

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I poke fun of bronies but this will be my fifth straight day of fapping to big fat ponuts

>> No.30125589
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>>30097536
we are supposed to masturbate with lube ?
I always done it with dry hands

>> No.30125636

>>30125589
I don't use lube either.

>> No.30126740

>>30125589
no spit ? tears ? blood ?

>> No.30126953

>>30125589
Many Americans are circumcised incorrectly and are left with no loose skin along the shaft when erect. Because of this, they need a form of lubricant or they'll tear the taut skin there. Normal people have enough loose skin where jacking it dry is perfectly fine. Hell, you can even be circumcised and still be fine, the jews are just greedier in America and take more of your foreskin away.

>> No.30128452

>>30121661
Who

>> No.30129482

>>30125589
I remember thinking this when I was a teenager, then I realised the people always talking about lube were Americans.

>> No.30133115

>>30101483
>>30101746
>>30114412

yeah because you faggots cant handle criticism
all you wanna do is spread your bullshit
I graduated from the top of the top of the navy seals with such 3 faggots I will be easily done.

You bitches should get burned

>> No.30133837

I'm a tranny and have been taking hormones for 2 years and it's all because vtuber brainrot, how to go back...

>> No.30133927

>>30133837
I wouldn't even know where to start with that anon, you have my sympathies. I'm sure people have done it before though. Is there any sort of thread in /lgbt/ for that sort of thing?

>> No.30133999

I'm only on this board to talk shit about Bozolife, VHobo, and NijiWho, and to shill Merryweather even though I don't watch any livestreams.

>> No.30134066

>>30133927
I don't even know what to do with my life now lmao, also lgbt just tells me to order more hormones and double dip on this

>> No.30134219

>>30097536
I have a Madonna-Whore complex concerning vtubers. I can't see any vtuber I enjoy watching sexually, even if they're coombaiting on stream.

>> No.30137526

>>30134066
You are a retard then.

>> No.30137838

Everyone who said westoids don’t have the discretion to handle having a male branch were correct and Tempus have ruined HoloEN

>> No.30138211

>>30097536
watching Finana's ASMR left me dry, i cant cum any more

>> No.30138284
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30138284

For months, I've been livid about the complete lack of Tokino Sora feet art

>> No.30139927

>>30097536
I'm unable to watch Fauna now because every time I do I end up falling in love with her again.
I swear if I watch her karaoke today I'm not gonna be able to sleep for a whole month because I'll be thinking about her, that's literally what happened last time I watched her karaoke.

>> No.30144488

>>30137838
How

>> No.30145456

>>30097536
I hurt a friend and then ran away. Now I can't fix this anymore.

>> No.30145596

I want to join Holostars and find an excuse to eat during my debut stream. For some reason, the thought of winning the "eat on stream speedrun" is something I really want to do.

>> No.30146228

>>30097536
Whenever the loli shark streams, I always end up kissing my screen and declaring my love for Gura

>> No.30153177

>>30097536
I probably make a dozen or so threads each day on this god forsaken board

>> No.30154443

>>30144488
They accidentally redpilled the Hololive community on how males are better entertainers.

>> No.30155027

>>30097536
whenever I watch a vtuber I imagine them kicking me in the balls with their bare feet

>> No.30155128

>>30097536
My older sister is a vtuber with a large audience. A good gig for a registered sex offender. Also, she is absolutely lying to her viewers all the time.

>> No.30157593

>>30097536
Since last year I have been paying the membership of 3 chubas that I don't watch anymore, the good thing is that I've them paid in ARS so it's not much loss.

>> No.30158538

>>30155128
You're going to have to tell us more.

>> No.30159301

>>30158538
I won't doxx her, because her income is my income too. I won't bite the hand that feeds me, but I can vaguely complain about her.

>> No.30159575

>>30097536
Shipperfags are the worst scum and I would do everything in my power to make their online life miserable.

>> No.30159863

I don’t enjoy watching livestreams of video games

>> No.30160426

>>30097536

I don't know how much longer I can cling on to life. Just thinking about death bring solace to my soul

>> No.30161145

has anyone here coom inside a woman? how does it feel

>> No.30161203

>>30097536
I enjoy my oshi's RM videos more than my oshi's videos

>> No.30161338

>>30161145
my gf is a condomcel

>> No.30161345

>>30160426
The idea of eternal rest is quite tempting but before considering it you should always think: I have nothing else to do in this world?

>> No.30162173

>>30161345

That's the reason I still keep going but the pain gets worse and worse. My country is in a state of ruin and I barely have a future.Everytime I try to do anything I get this piercing pain and no matter what it doesn't go away. Depressants don't really work either.

I keep going so that I won't hurt my family, but still there are days where I simply put can't take it. Thanks for the effort though.

>> No.30162377

>>30159301

I'm going to say Vshojo probably and let things go their way.

>> No.30162404

I keep thinking about breaking up with my significant other because the love I have for my oshi has gotten to the point where I feel guilty about it. I'm pretty sure that I've spent more time watching my oshi than spending time with my actual partner, and deep inside I feel like I've had a better time watching the streams. This has been tearing me up for the past month

>> No.30162759

>>30162404
find a girl who does what your oshi does for you

>> No.30162851

>>30162404
The real question is why are you cheating on your oshi?

>> No.30163640

>>30162404

Your oshi doesn't even know you exist and probably never will. Don't let your significant other walk away like that.

Your oshi will one day stop streaming and then you'll get nothing, but you might end up being with your real life love forever.

And last but not least, the best kind of marriages are based on compatibility not love. Love can fade away. Your relationship, trust and support you have for one another won't. Focus on this part.

>> No.30165222

>>30097536
I hate vtubers i don't watch any of them im only here to shitpost and post rrats

>> No.30165342

I considered trooning out because it was easier to tell myself that than to admit I'm into dudes & I enjoy crossdressing.

>> No.30165638

>>30165342
something tells me that just being gay is way easier than mutilating yourself

>> No.30166138

I still pretend that Jan Azure's loli IRyS is hers and mine daughter.

>> No.30166294

>>30097536
I'm completely fed up with /vt/sisters shit and the seadogs who perpetuate it. I unironically want them dead.

>> No.30166533

>>30161145
Pretty great, but I would typically pull out before that happened. I really dislike using condoms.

>> No.30169526

>>30165638
I was grasping at straws to explain why I am into crossdressing, just liking how women's clothes look/feel was too easy of an explanation.

>> No.30169868

I hate my oshi and wish misery and misfortunate on her
I've never hated anyone more in my life

>> No.30171154

>>30166294
BASED

>> No.30171417

>>30169526
Sometimes I think it's related to perfectionist people, I mean, our image of men is that they're stocky and hairy, however when you see a decent crossdresser your dopamine shoots up and you get erect because unconsciously you can't believe seeing such a level of perfection.
At the end of the day this is a simple theory, a suspicion but it's still curious.

>> No.30171880

>>30162851
oshi =\= waifus, you can have more than one.

>> No.30174400

>>30162404
What too many vtuber viewing does to a mf

>> No.30174625

>>30162404
Just leave her anon real women serve no purpose that a quality pocket pussy cant solve plus you get more time for yourself and your oshi don't keep taking the "Relationships are great bait"

>> No.30175520

I hate my oshi more than anything in this world. She turned out to be a lazy whore.

>> No.30175588

>>30162404
Your oshi will never care about you nor know you exist. All you are is a paypiggy for her.

>> No.30175886

>>30175520
Gura or Ayame?

>> No.30176010

>>30175588
Dating is just prostitution with the negative side effect of being forced to care about a whores feelings and opinions. At least with a vtuber you don't have to pay for the vast majority of their content

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>>30175886
I wish it was something as simple as that

>> No.30176308

>>30123165
So... all of them?

>> No.30176395

I'm a 2view and I feel like I'm held back by the fact that my model isn't a cute anime girl/boy.

>> No.30176411

>>30125589
If you're uncircumsized then there's no issue doing it dry

>> No.30176441

I think I might be developing legitimate feelings for Noel's roommate.

>> No.30176491

I hate when vtubers play Yakuza games. It means I can't watch them for the next 3 months.

>> No.30176493

>>30125589
Americans and their mutilated dicks need lube

>> No.30176527

>>30125589
They don't even sell lube in my country so I just jack off dry most of the time or use lotion if i really want to bust very quickly

>> No.30176554

>>30176395
Well it might also be because your personality can't rise above a shitty model you ever take that into account?

>> No.30176983

>>30176554
Also very possible, yeah.

>> No.30177157

>>30101951
Because /vt/ has any power to effect corpos and going after the second gen of a side branch is the key to any corpos downfall lmao

>> No.30178847

>>30171417
For me, it's a different reason. I used to think I wanted to be a girl, but I looked in the mirror one day and realized I like my masculine body. I like being a man, I like my body. I just have horrible crippling social anxiety and my confidence shoots through the roof when people can't tie my actions to an identity they can ruin and destroy.

>> No.30180258

>>30097536
I literally have eight threads on the catalogue right now that were made by me

>> No.30182554

>>30180258
You can't have more than 5, newfag.

>> No.30182561

>>30182554
>he doesn't know

>> No.30182727

>>30176527
>They don't even sell lube in my country
what country is that?

>> No.30182895

I don't actually watch vtubers

>> No.30182910

>>30182895
dont worry, neither is the 80% of this board

>> No.30183156

>>30182895
what's a vtuber

>> No.30183192

I only read posts that are under 20 words or ones posted alongside an image.

>> No.30183227

I secretly fantasize about Noel lifting her dress and unsheathing a massive 10-inch cock before ravaging my cornhole. As I’m getting my guts re-arranged, she holds me tightly from behind and whispers encouraging words in my ear before grabbing my cock and ensuring I blast the fattest ropes I possibly can. I break down crying as she finishes inside me and continues to be the big spoon in bed until morning.

>> No.30183324

>>30183227
Same but instead of everything you said it's just her saying she loves me while jerking me off.

>> No.30183507

>>30097536
>>30133115
>yeah because you faggots cant handle criticism
No, because I literally forget about it and remember 3 days later and don't bother enough to look up the archive for replies.

>> No.30183568

I can sing really well (trained in classical music for 14 years) but thanks to my parents treating me as some sort of music box to my relatives and anyone else to impress them, I now despise singing publicly.

>> No.30183670

>>30183568
This is just a blogpost, learn what a confession is meant for.

>> No.30183741

>>30134066
well if you haven't cut off your reproductive organs yet, then stop cold turkey and get away from every single person telling you to push forward with it.

Then, well, try to find some psychiatrist outside of America (and maybe EU as well) who can help restore your psyche.

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>>30097536
want my 2 view oshi to succeed, but don't want to lose the closeness of such a small community
I've also been turned on by debiru a few times

>> No.30184108

>>30160426
take steps towards doing it, buy rope or a gun or whatever, plan a date and a place etc.
but just before the last step, whether it's pulling the trigger, making the jump or kicking the stool, spend one minute thinking about all the stuff you're gonna miss/leave behind/never going to know.
99% of the time this will stop you from doing it again. If you're the 1% then godspeed and good luck on your next dice roll.

>> No.30184204

>>30162404
talk about it with her
bottling this up does no good for either your or her
whichever way it goes, just talk with her

>> No.30184274

>>30169526
people like what they like.
have confidence in your own sexuality.
people who like crossdressing but are straight exist.

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My current wallpaper is an animation of Marine nun getting fucked

>> No.30185031

>>30184880
Sauce onegai
I usually check hololewds daily but I don't remember seeing that

>> No.30185140

>>30185031
It's a 2D animation I found on wallaper engine by searching Marine, apparently it's by Luminous so try searching "marine animation luminous", very high quality stuff.

>> No.30185425

>>30178847
Are you me?

>> No.30185458

>>30185140
Thanks anon, you deserve the heaven.

>> No.30185694

I don't have the energy to keep up with my kamioshi's doings anymore and I feel terrible about it.

>> No.30189395

>>30182554
>he doesn't know

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