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Akai Haato/Haachama
Previous:>>2964961
Unmedicated Haaton lewd ASMR thread
Next stream (until it gets taken down to change the thumbnail): https://youtu.be/SRyhw8woKyg

>> No.3004665
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3004665

Is it wrong to masturbate to someone I predominately think of as a daughter?

>> No.3004681

>>3004665
Never have children

>> No.3004699

>>3004681
His daughter will never look like that so it doesn't really matter.

>> No.3005117
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>>3004587
that OP pic....

>> No.3005326

>>3004665
It depends to what extent you think of the character and actress as different people. In the past there was an overlap because the actress gave a lot of personal details, including high school stories. Recently, the Haachama character has been drowned in kayfabe. So I would ask what exactly you find sexually attractive about Haachama (the character is a mesugaki, I admit), and why does it defeat the paternal instinct the endearingly retarded actress inspires.

>> No.3005356

>>3004665
If she looks like that then no

>> No.3006705
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>>3004587
For a moment I shadowbanned on Haachama's waiting room chat. What are the new rules to trigger this? Just don't spam emotes?

>> No.3007535

>>3004665
The fact you actually have this doubt exclude you have true parental feeling for her.
I can't stand her asrm due this. When I try, I've to constantly tell myself she's not my daughter and she's just a young sexy woman but doesn't work and usually I close the stream after some minutes...
Well... It's normal for me. After all, she's a 20yo girl. Too young for sexually attract me.

>> No.3007747

https://streamable.com/6vilvn
https://streamable.com/h0jlrj

Choose your fighter

>> No.3008769

>>3004587
youtu.be/vsqCbRLvbOY
so, what's your veredict /vt/?

>> No.3008833

>>3006705
That's a problem on YouTubes end, but yeah. Don't spam emotes since you'll get automatically banned. Getting shadow banned is probably their stop gap so viewers don't get banned by YT.

>> No.3009160

I love when she does the brbrbrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr with her mouth

>> No.3009401

>>3009160
I like when she does the hyperventilation too, she doesn't do it nearly as much as the bbbbbrrrr sound though.

>> No.3009685

>>3007535
I used to feel the same way about her ASMR. Since then, I have checked out many other ASMR artists, including those that openly advertise themselves as lewd. I've come to realize that excluding the H ASMR and maid play ASMR, Chammers ASMR is relatively tame. I've grown to like the sound of her voice and most of the sounds she uses, except the oil ear massage.
Before I had the impression that Chammers was trying to act like comfy masseuse. She was giggly and a bit clumsy, but it was cute and mostly comfy. I am not sure if she decided that being coquettish and suggestive is now part of the character. We'll have to see what direction she takes with future ASMR. She will have to live with guys literally jerking off in chat no matter what.

>> No.3009838

>>3008769
Love it

>> No.3009940

>>3004587
Please archive

>> No.3009993

>>3009940
People always record it just in case.

>> No.3010612

another thread where losers pretend to know what's good for chammers and be elitist as fuck, LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.3010692

I'm going to miss the Aria rrat, not gonna lie. It was quality shizo shitposting

>> No.3010775
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>>3010612

>> No.3010897
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>>3004665
poggers, daddy

>> No.3011272

>>3010692
Not died yet, dude.
>AsMR was prerecorded audio.
>Singchama was streamed on her notebook instead her usual PC.

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>>3011272
>the reason Haachama didn't know who Haato was is because Haatos consciousness developed its own physical manifestation in the form of Aria

>> No.3013243

>>3012558
Now this is a schizo theory that keeps things fresh

>> No.3013257
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How do I explain to my psychogist that I fell on love with a girl who streams with an anime avatar?

>> No.3013357

How do I stop wanting to fuck Haachama? I can't watch her streams without getting rock hard. Even REDHEART gives me a semi.

>> No.3013483

>>3013257
Show him a picture and I'm sure he'd understand

>> No.3013630
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>>3013257
>psychologist
AWAY

>> No.3013865

What should we do if she told all of us to take our meds? Would you finally take them?

>> No.3014485

>>3013865
I would assume that she's been co-opted by the CIA or else replaced by a different actress, ergo I would continue to not take my meds.

>> No.3014492

>>3013865
Take a long shower and think it over

>> No.3015437

>>3012558
Honestly the most believable rrat of the bunch.

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Indogs, explain now.

>> No.3017226
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Will she tells us that she loves us tomorrow?

>> No.3018859

>>3017226
Hi Poggers Daddy Honey

>> No.3019669

>>3007535
>20yo girl.
>Too young for sexually attract me.
Okay boomer.

>> No.3019753

>>3017226
Whether or not she does I'll write it to her in the chat

>> No.3019793

>>3015694
You either eat nature, or nature eats you.

>> No.3019871

Haachama is the horniest hololive

>> No.3020022

>>3019871
she's certainly a horndog but i haven't once yet thought of her as being easily physically aroused like marine is

more like interested in porn and being sexualized, but not with a powerful libido

>> No.3020112

>>3019871
She only likes hentai as a hobby

>> No.3020119

>>3020022
she just hasn't truly awakened her exhibitionism fetish yet, one good talk with coco or marine and we'll start seeing self aware haachama

>> No.3020322

>>3020022
She is aroused by being put in embarrassing situations. She is masochistic. With this in mind, her actions make a lot more sense.

>> No.3020609
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>>3020322
>>3020119
This is incredibly hot and I need to hear some ASMR from her about it immediately

>> No.3021017

>>3020609
If you haven't heard them yet, searching for "Haachama H ASMR" should yield the two latest roleplay ASMR she did. These were a surprise to some because she had avoided doing tamer roleplay for about a year prior out of embarrassment. It feels like there is some sort of hump she has to overcome before commiting to something embarrassing, but she revels in the responses she gets afterward. This odd behavior sometimes yielded positive things like Red-kun singing and EN streams. With ASMR the situation is a bit confusing since she dislikes sexual harassment, but chat is filled with people literally cooming. These ASMR were not my cup of tea, but they happened. Whether she does any more like them in the future, is unknown.

>> No.3021394

>>3021017
I actually have the H pulled up already, looking forward to this next one

>> No.3021602

>>3021394
Well, don't place your expectations too high. Her motivation for performing that ASMR is unknown. It could have been an idea that popped into her head at the height of the character's derangement. She could have felt that she had to do it to stand out amongst better ASMR Holos. Maybe it was pure masochism. Who knows?

>> No.3021699

>>3020322
So what you're saying is... her R18 reviews... the images weren't the fap fodder, but the stream itself?

>> No.3021711

>>3021699
yeah, every viewer and "yabe" gets her going

>> No.3021758

>>3021699
do you think she masturbated during those streams

>> No.3021800

>>3021758
after, for sure, but during? nah, no way. either that or she is a champion at hiding the involuntary cracks in her voice that'd come with schlicking

>> No.3021897

>>3021800
I think her laugh and excitement could easily hide it

>> No.3021925
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>>3004665
Maybe?

>> No.3022135

>>3021925
> that collar
My fucking dick

>> No.3022294

Can someone please record the no archive asmr tomorrow? I’ll be at work

>> No.3022323

>>3022135
Don't pull too hard, it's hiding scars away after all

>> No.3022407

>>3021699
Basically
>>3021711
I can't tell you for sure what she does with her excitement afterward. That said, Haachama is not an actual slut by any means. She just loves getting shocked reactions from the audience. She is not making fap material for you. You are her entertainment,

>> No.3022810

>>3013357
Learn more about her past. You'll switch to protecc mode.

>> No.3022889

>>3022810
Who cares about her past? She's just here to entertain, and occasionally titillate me.

>> No.3022958

is this Schizophrenia general?

>> No.3022978

>>3022958
haachama is schizophrenia personified anon

>> No.3023596

>>3022958
Remember not to take your meds so you can hear her voice anon.

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>>3022958
pepeloni general

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>>3022958
What you mean this?

>> No.3024293

>>3004587
Jesus, is there any holo more fuckable than Haachama? Best lewd art. If I had a choice, it's Haachama every time

>> No.3024356

>no good morning tweet

G-Guys...?

>> No.3024465

>>3024356
SHE'S GRADUATING

>> No.3024548

>>3024356
Quick, someone check on Aria

>> No.3024653

>>3024356
Maybe it was just an ok morning

>> No.3024943

>>3024356
Her parents got mad because she was too loud yesterday once again. They are going to force her to graduate right before gen1 concert and send her to military school in Kazakhstan

>> No.3024993

>>3024548
Drawing stream in about 6 hour.

Drawing should be perfect to slip some clues, uh...

>> No.3025281

>>3024548
>>3024993
Yes, let's check on what her anons are saying in their own thread and not this one as well

>> No.3025293

>>3024943
Rip Boganchama
Welcome Boratchama

>> No.3025530

>>3004587
God keep eating and fatten that ass more

>> No.3025840

>>3022958
sometimes i wonder what would happen if i stop taking meds

>> No.3026122

>>3025840
I stopped taking mine

>constantly being pulled into a black abyss

>Always sad

>Just on autopilot I feel nothing

On the bright side I don’t feel like I’m constantly on a rollercoaster

>> No.3026379

You don't really love chammers if you won't support her on her new channel.

>> No.3026424

>>3026379
Just because she changed the name from "Akai Haato" to "Haachama" doesn't make it a new channel

>> No.3026870

Hey, I think I've got a new rrat.
>Aria is actually the Haachama that experienced time travel last month
>she actually moved back in time for real, but because actual Haato was still there, she couldn't stream in her place.
>Instead for 7 months she was force to earn enough funds to make a living and prepare herself for the future.
>She didn't want to give up on streaming, so she decided to apply to re;act and make new channel as Aria.

>> No.3027227

I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Hachamaa, is in fact, Akai Haaato, or as I've recently taken to calling it, Hachamaaa and Akai Haaaato. Hachamaa is not just a pesonality unto itself, but rather another free personality of a fully functioning person made possible by Akai Haaaaato imaginations, chammers and vital modern medicines called meds.

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>> No.3027633

>>3027574
Literally asking for it

>> No.3028249

>>3026122
Thats how meds make me feel like. Or atleast the ones prescribed for me.

>> No.3028604

After learning of the cycle of withdrawal Chammers had over the past half year or so, I start to think she needs therapy or a life coach.

>> No.3028866

>>3028604
Nah, she is perfect just the way she is

>> No.3029374

>>3022135
It can also shock her
But don't press it for too long or she'll end up cumming and pissing on the spot

>> No.3029510

>>3028604
If the rrat that Cover goes out of its way to choose talents with mental issues or tough lives is true, I'd think they'd have therapists on their payroll

>> No.3030100

>>3022294
Just member wagiechama

>> No.3030140

>>3022294
don't you have a dvr?

>> No.3030171

>>3024993
>drawing stream
Chammers can't even draw a straight line so let's see how this turns out

>> No.3031088

>>3011272
It's fucking dead, you retard.

>> No.3031196

>>3029510
THINGS COVER SHOULD DO FOR THE TALENT.txt

>> No.3031350

>>3028604
desu I wouldn't be surprised if she's ok, but just needs an excuse to procrastinate. I'm not saying this to troll, but if anything because iktf if the case.

>> No.3031444

>>3029510
Why have that when we can just let them get attached to their audience, maybe give them a puppy if that isn't enough

>> No.3031911
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Life just feels better with her back

>> No.3032284

>>3031911
It really is, just knowing she is safe and happy has made the next month all that better, and with her mentioning being contacted by so many members, I hope she knows how much she is loved

>> No.3032431

How do I come to like ASMR? I want to watch the stream today but I just really don't these streams, even from Chammers

>> No.3032467

>>3032431
It's one of those thing you have to be really into to enjoy, don't know why its such a big meme from hololive but it gave us the poggers ASMR

>> No.3032476

>>3032284
what really got to me is seeing how motivated and high energy she was in the karaoke, that's not something you can fake. Maybe redbull powered but still.

>> No.3032595

>>3032431
Most people just use it to go to sleep
For me, Haachama definitely has a good voice for nodding off

>> No.3032736

I can't believe you all haven't realized Haachama has been dead since 2018 and everything since then was prerecorded and posted by a bot. Wake up.

>> No.3032762

>>3032467
I liked Aki's ASMR where she plays an instrument and doesn't talk much, but that's exactly the opposite of what Haachama does.
>>3032595
She streams early morning for me so I can't watch it live to fall asleep.

>> No.3032904

>>3032762
>I can't watch it live to fall asleep
there are plenty of older videos, and the sleepy minecraft if you haven't seen them a hundred times

>> No.3033150
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>Have to be at work by 8
>No archive for members

>> No.3033167

So is this ASMR going to be archived for members or is it gone forever?
I got shit I can't not do dammit and I'll miss it.

>> No.3033279
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>>3033150
>>3033167
get in the cagie wagie

>> No.3033290

>>3033150
>>3033167
Nearly every unarchived Haachama stream gets reuploaded to nyaa

>> No.3033351

>>3033167
From what I've seen, she says "no archive" at first, then checks with her manager later if it's OK to make it members only.

>> No.3033533

>>3033150
>not watching at work

>> No.3033749

Where you at Chammers

>> No.3033770

Latechama...

>> No.3033784

chammers doko

>> No.3033803

WHY IS SHE SO LATE

>> No.3033807

Live

>> No.3033818

>This archive will remain for membership only
Well there's your answer

>> No.3033819

>membership only

nice

>> No.3033842

SHE'S STREAMING ON HER THIRD ALT BET

>> No.3033844

>membership only archive

greedy chama

>> No.3033852

Members archive confirmed so wagie bros dont have to get their dicks out at work.

>> No.3033871

Haachama is whispering in MY ear

>> No.3033878

>starts capping the chat
I love how the 'LATECHAMA' died down by about 90% when she did that.

>> No.3033891

Nice member archive.

>> No.3033914

>>3033852
Yeah I'm still getting my dick out at work

>> No.3033926
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ASMR still does absolutely fucking nothing for me but I still watch hers anyway.

>> No.3033999

>>3033926
I honestly just don't understand ASMR. What is the point?

>> No.3034037

>>3033999
I find ASMR uncomfortable but here I am watching it

>> No.3034039

>>3033999
Don't ask me, I don't get it myself. When this shit started popping up way back I tried it out and it only ended up pissing me off since it felt like someone was purposely trying to annoy me.

>> No.3034053

>>3033999
Makes my ears feel tingly

>> No.3034059
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>> No.3034067

>Can I lick your ear

Yes please Haachama-sama

>> No.3034077
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>Can I lick your ear
Her english accent is just way too cute goddamn.

>> No.3034110

>>3034077
She sounded really confused asking that lmao

>> No.3034122

>>3034037
See I think so too, I feel like >>3034053 does but in a bad way. Yet here I am watching Chammers make me feel like my headset is broken

>> No.3034147

>>3034110
I thought she was reading a chat or something

>> No.3034160

>>3033999
its a tricky thing. two types of people like it
guys who havent had a relationship or sex, guys who are married.

no in-between imo.

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>>3033852
Too late got fired

>> No.3034209

>>3034122
The only ASMR I liked was the one with the heartbeat a few months back

>> No.3034213

>>3034182
Based

>> No.3034228

What are you doing for haachama to be breathing down your neck, anon?

>> No.3034238

>>3034160
The furthest I've ever gone was kissing a girl and I still don't understand it. Still watching though for some reason.

>> No.3034250

>>3034160
I'm neither of those. I don't get many ASMR tingles but I like Chammers playing with my ears

>> No.3034259

>>3034228
I haven't taken my meds for months.

>> No.3034260

>>3034228
We waited weeks

>> No.3034300
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>Right now, it's just the 2 of us sharing the same bed. you resting on my laps. just the 2 of us
aaahhhh

>>3034039
I was in the forum thread where the concept of ASMR started, manny years ago I don't even remember. All I remember is it was a kundalini discussion (esoteric yoga). People were talking about the strange sensations and wondering if it was kundalini. Later on a psychologist girl got to name it ASMR (Autonomous Meridian Sensory Response).
Very soon after it spread, people dumbed it down to sexual/relaxing noises.

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GOD FUCKING DAMNIT CHAMMER I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE I NEED TO HOP ON THE NEXT FLIGHT TO JAPAN AND SNIFF YOUR CUNT

>> No.3034588

Haachama...

>> No.3034602
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waow

>> No.3034607
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JESAS

>> No.3034629

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.3034638

THE HEART

>> No.3034639

Haachama is pretty good at ASMR, she's the only holo who can give me tingles, her voice just does it for me. Glad this has a membership archive

>> No.3034640

HAACHAMA'S BIG RED HEART

>> No.3034645

AAAAAAAA HRR HEARTBEAT
SHES ALIVE

>> No.3034659

[EN]: You worked hard today
[EN]: You're admirable
[EN]: You really worked hard....
[EN]: there there
[EN]: You're always giving your best. Hmm? you're sleepy?
[EN]: relax your body. take it easy and rest
[EN]: did you feel refreshed?
[EN]: mm, feeling so sleepy arent we
[EN]: hmm? did you yawn? you must be so sleepy now
[EN]: there there, relax
This is too much, help

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>>3034659

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She really goes the extra mile for these, huh.

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SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI

>> No.3034767

HAACHAMA LOVES ME!

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I'm going to to masturbate and go to sleep right when this ends

>> No.3034805

>>3034763
Arigathanks!

>> No.3034815

>>3034228
I've made tons of haachama OC

>> No.3034851

Shes cheering for me bromies I'm gonna make it

>> No.3034852

>>3034228
I believed in her when Ariaposting was in vogue and all hope seemed lost

>> No.3034885

one of you better be recording this for the wagies judging by this reaction

>> No.3034917

>>3034885
It will most likely be on Nyaa, but there will be an archive for members. Go member now anon you fuck.

>> No.3034920

Everyone's cooming and I'm just sitting here contemplating how much the lotion noises evoke the feeling of a really satisfying ear picking...

>> No.3034940

>>3034851
We're all gonna make it haaton

>> No.3034946

>lets get in the blanket
ahhhhh

>> No.3034965

>>3034917
I can't get rused again, I need to know she's back for good

>> No.3034988

>>3034920
Doesn't arouse me, but it is weirdly gratifying. I normally hate ASMR. It's probably just her.

>> No.3035026

I know it would really break the flow of the ASMR experience, but I reeeaaally want her to full volume yell Haachamachama.

>> No.3035046

HAACHAMA KISSED ME BROS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.3035054

>Haachama kissing me

Bros I'm gonna make it

>> No.3035069

>>3035026
I want dadchama to kick in the door and ask if she's winning

>> No.3035078

Bless the translators in chat, I would of never know how based this asmr truly was without them

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>>3004587
I'm so weak to GFE, it's not even funny

>> No.3035106

>>3035078
learn Japanese

>> No.3035123

>>3035069
This just made me realize how cursed it'd be if he was aware of this...

>> No.3035159

>>3035081
I'm a lonely, pathetic, uggo with $ so I'm a prime target for GFE yet I fall for it all the same.

>> No.3035162

>>3035106
It doesn't just happen over night anon, I've bought some books and once they arrive hopefully I will

>> No.3035192

>>3035123
She streams at late night hours, either they have really good soundproofing or huddle in fear while she's in the kitchen or setting off car alarms every time she gets surprised in a video game

>> No.3035195

HAACHAMA WHISPERING ENGLISH IN MY EAR

>> No.3035207

asmr every wednesday apparently

>> No.3035221
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I'm so weak her to english goddamit. Also wed is designated ASMR day.

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>> No.3035233

>>3034965
>Every Wednesday I promised
SHE PROMISED SO U BETTER

>> No.3035238
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>if you ever feel lonely at night, just listen to my voice again. got it?

>> No.3035239

>back to reality

noooooooooo

>> No.3035242

No chance she does this every wensday, id be very happy if we do but its not gonna happen

>> No.3035258
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>Back to reality
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.3035259

>>3035159
It's not to late to change yourself anonchama. Eat right, hit the gym, work on your social skills. You got this

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Bulli

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>>3035238
>ok show's over. time to get up. oops, you don't have to. keep sleeping

>> No.3035294

Kek, this is why I love her. She's mesugaki at heart.

>> No.3035305

>>3035242
I'll give her 2 weeks max

>> No.3035308

>>3035159
You will always be handsome to someone anon. Trick is finding that someone.

>> No.3035309

>>3035162
While the books arrive, try to use the internet to learn

>> No.3035326

I would want an ASMR of her just abusing me verbally for an hour straight

>> No.3035328

>>3035259
I do the first 2, but that isn't going to fix my face/hairline. I could buy a toupee but otherwise I'm fucked.

>> No.3035339

FUCK WHAT YOU MEAN UNARCHIVED I JUST GOT HERE

>> No.3035347

>>3035339
Membership arigathanks

>> No.3035366

>>3035339
PAY UP POORFAG

>> No.3035379
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>>3004587
>barely watch haato
>not into ASMR
>Reine's stream ended let's see what she's up to
>GET SO FUCKING HARD I'M LITERALLY PISSING PRECUM
WHAT
THE
FUCK

>> No.3035392

>>3035309
Any recommendations anon?

>> No.3035406

Membership stream tomorrow lads!

>> No.3035414

>>3035392
Yeah just watch slice of life anime, then you get to learn about japanese culture too

>> No.3035419

>>3035328
if you're hitting the gym, try to get ripped then go full shaved head, it will look better than fucked up hairline

>> No.3035429

>>3035379
Welcome to Chammers, the girl who can make KFC lewd.

>> No.3035436

>>3035406
Maybe. Might just take the day off cause "kindergarten" is busy on Thursday.

>> No.3035437

>>3035392
Cure dolly

>> No.3035442

>>3035379
How do you guys do it, like how can asmr affect you that way. For me it's just thinking 'aw, she's cute' and making me slightly sleepy at best.

>> No.3035450

>>3035379
What did you expect from the world's strongest idol?

>> No.3035457

>>3035406
What's it going to be, hopefully another out of character one so we know what her plan actually is

>> No.3035460 [DELETED] 

>>3035392
not him but try genki

>> No.3035476

>>3035379
Haachama is what awakened my unquenchable thirst for asmr too, welcome haaton you can never go back

>> No.3035492

>>3035436
unichama...

>> No.3035499

>>3035436
She already told us that thursday is her break but I'll still keep my eyes peeled.

>> No.3035512

>>3035379
Dunno, feels tame after the molesting ASMR during the COEXIST arc.

>> No.3035519

>>3035457
Nevermind she just said that she might just rest.

>> No.3035543

>>3035392
https://jlptsensei.com/

I use this for my reps as it's saparated in n5-n1 and saparated in grammar,vocab,kanji

>> No.3035548

>>3035499
she's not being too clear
either golden week rest, game tomorrow or friday, and members tomorrow or ?

>> No.3035553

Nice tetris

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3035573

I need to quit being a bitch and just send her a akasupa

>> No.3035581

>>3035548
It's past midnight in Japan, "tomorrow" is friday

>> No.3035584

>>3035548
Eh let's just wait and see, but I hope she just rests if she feels tired.

>> No.3035608

>>3035584
it seems she's settled on tetris + members stream

>> No.3035612

>supachat reading after asmr
I mean i get it she want to thanks everyone, but it just ruined the experience especially when you listening to it to sleep

>> No.3035628

>>3035608
Two streams? Okay then.

>> No.3035649

>>3035612
She did say "back to reality" afterwards and mocked us because we were drooling.

>> No.3035661

>>3035543
Damn, I've followed him for years but never actually checked out his site. I'll be revisiting this.

>> No.3035674

Still feels like ASMR even though it's spacha thanks to the mike lmao.

>> No.3035699

>>3035543
Thanks anon this looks pretty good

>> No.3035701

>>3013257
You don't need to go into some much detail. Tell him it's a parasocial relationship.

>> No.3035813

>>3035701
that's not really something you learn as a therapist
it's either too niche or too new

>> No.3035859

That was the cutest "supercalifragilisticexpialidocious" I've heard and she even semi sang it.

>> No.3035885

>>3035813
Maybe that name for it has, but the concept has been known for decades after the jodie foster incident

>> No.3035901

Imagine being Chammers though. Starting Uni which can be stressful as fuck, having to do almost daily youtube streams, and on top of that having to prep for a concert in a month by dancing/singing.

>> No.3035944

Oh yeah she did say we getting Haachama cooking on sat.

>> No.3036011

>>3035901
How does uni work in Japan I graduated with a gpa of 3.3 and still not accepted in any of my local uni

>> No.3036013

>>3035081
Knowing she will never be mine is making me tear up

>> No.3036046

>>3036013
idols are for everyone in general and noone in particular

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>>3035944
Hopefully at a better time of day so she can unleash her full power, even that last week before the hiatus she seemed pretty restrained

>> No.3036065

I love haachama more than my girlfriend. Do I have a problem?

>> No.3036070

>>3036046
truly the modern priestesses/shrine maidens

>> No.3036085

>>3036065
>my girlfriend
Normiechama...

>> No.3036096

>>3036065
You and your gf probably won't last much then.
Been there, done that.

>> No.3036114

Haachama is lewd confirmed!

>> No.3036125

>Thanks exactly what is haachama

>> No.3036143

>>3036114
>[ i love haachama and her lewd thumbnails ] (whispering) that's exactly haachama

>> No.3036154

>>3036065
GFs can and will be a pain in the ass, hopefully you aren't in that state yet.

>> No.3036197

She's really seemed happier these last few streams than the ones from a couple weeks ago. Whatever was weighing her down appears to have lightened, at least.

>> No.3036247

>>3036197
Yeap I thought she was stressed out with upcoming live

>> No.3036287

>>3035512
>Dunno, feels tame after the molesting ASMR during the COEXIST arc.
This. I legitimately got so hard from Haachama molesting Haato. Haato also did some S play afterwards. Best Holo-ASMR of all time.

>> No.3036296

>>3036197
>>3036247
It's most definitely the uni stuff probably sending requirements and all that shit.

>> No.3036347

>>3036296
Yeap make sense she got her priorities straight

>> No.3036381

>>3035106
How long does it take to learn enough to understand streams if you're studying 30-60 minutes a day?

>> No.3036395

>>3035379
I mean I like haato but I just dont get whats so good about ASMR
what part about it that get people off?

>> No.3036442

>>3036395
Dunno anon, I'm just here for Chammers.

>> No.3036443

>>3036381
Best scenario, 1 year if you study 2hrs and use the streams for immersion and anki farming

>> No.3036473

>>3036395
>>3034300 explains it pretty well

>> No.3036494

>>3036395
ASMR isn't inherently sexual. It CAN be be sexual, especially when it's Haachama, but it's meant to calm you down, make you feel relaxed etc. Some people also get the somehow 'tingles' but I pretty much never do anymore.

>> No.3036512

>>3036065
You have to get her into haachama, it's the only way

>> No.3036524
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So apparently the stream was being recommended? Is that why the SC reading is still at 9k?

>> No.3036525

>>3036381
I've half-heartedly studied for years and am now only around N4, though I've picked it up considerably lately. I can still only understand ~30% of a normal holo stream, which isn't always enough to infer what's being said.

If you're determined to keep that rate, and understand ~75%, it'll probably take a year of consistent study.

>> No.3036528

My ears are getting tingly. Maybe the volume is too loud? I don't really feel like it is though.

>> No.3036696

She got pressured into buying the KU100 lmao.

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>>3036696
SOON

>> No.3036822

>>3004587
Please tell me you had an archive. Please

>> No.3036847

>>3036696
>Buying the mic
things cover should do.txt

>> No.3036878

>>3035326
Yeah. Was debating on sending a supa that just asked to say "eat shit" in her whisper voice so I could use it to troll anons.

>> No.3036882

>>3036822
archived for members senpai

>> No.3036884

>>3036847
SMARR INDIE COMPANY PREASU AHNDASTAND.

>> No.3036922

>>3036882
I'm poor, please undersand

>> No.3037119

>>3036884
What the fuck does Cover even do other than giving them the brand name and trying to censor the holos at every turn?
>The girls come up with the content themselves
>Set up colabs by themselves
>Get the artworks and such from fans and commissioned artists
>Set their own schedules
>Buy their own equipment from their pockets
>Get the streaming rights from the publishers directly

>> No.3037120

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPEL8uut_GI
The membership stream frame is out.

>> No.3037172

>>3037119
exposure

>> No.3037256
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Another milestone reached for the worldwide idol

>> No.3037279

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4QIvGHQMu0E
Tetris frame out too.

>> No.3037371

>>3037279
Walfie model when

>> No.3037442

>>3037279
>6 am
Fuck, so early

>> No.3037449

>>3036847
That isn't how jobs work, anon. If you're working a data entry job, the company isn't going to foot the bill for your 8Pack OrionX just because your job involves sitting at a computer all day.
>>3037119
They provide the phones and software, cover artist fees incurred by company approved model work, pay the talent an actual wage, handle management (the main job of an agency), and provide aid for extenuating circumstances such as offering legal aid and covering the associated fees or help provide housing or financing a move when the talent is unable to do so. Among other things.

>> No.3037476

Hmm Haatons, about to buy a membership. Nowadays is there any other difference between tier 1 and 2 other than asmr archives? Or did chammers just forget to remove member stream access from tier 1

>> No.3037495

>>3036114
>>3036125
>>3036143
Did she say that? Based

>> No.3037500

>>3037476
Her top-tier is relatively cheap. Just skip a meal or two for the month.

>> No.3037506

>>3036803
This ugly son of a bitch will get his face pressed right into haachama's chest every Wednesday

>> No.3037632

>>3037500
ok... no food for me then

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>>3037632
Good Haaton.

>> No.3037766

>>3037500
I don't know why I assumed it was $25. I might upgrade from tier 2

>> No.3038153

>>3037766
Mori's T3 is $25 and also T3 on Twitch is $25

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>>3037506
Fixed it for you Anon

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>>3038473
Imagine her having an annual auction for it before buying a new one. I can only imagine what some of you crazy fuckers would pay for it.

>> No.3038617

>>3038473
Now we just need a haaton that can knit that mic cover for her

>> No.3038978

>>3030100
Pay her $7 just so she can go dark for another month. Nah fuck that.

>> No.3039482

>>3037500
Why would you pay someone as unreliable as her? She’ll get “depressed” and not stream for another 2 months while you get nothing.

>> No.3039509

https://youtu.be/2Ov6cwcPKCc
>Goodbye Haachamachama!
bros...

>> No.3039511 [DELETED] 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Ov6cwcPKCc
Cute Kanachama

>> No.3039528

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Ov6cwcPKCc
New PPT short featuring chama again.

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time to make up for those missed weeks of head chopping

>> No.3039739

>>3039702
Oh this one looks nice

>> No.3039967

>>3039509
What did she mean by this???

>> No.3040150

>>3039509
graduation imminent

>> No.3040352

>>3039482
ogey

>> No.3040876

>>3037449
> handle management
Reminds me of what Suisei said about how much harder it is to be indie because there's so much administration and management you have to do by yourself and that things are much easier when you work at an agency.

>> No.3041225

>>3037442
5 a.m. for me. I'll feel bad if I miss it but I might have to.

>> No.3041511

>>3037476
She probably forgot. Tier one is nothing, tier two is vods, vip is 10 second clips every few months. Vip is not worth it unless she's your oshi and you want to be her paypiggy. Go tier two.

>> No.3041711

>>3041511
Nyaa I’ll pass.

>> No.3042426

>>3041511
Tier one allows you to view all the recent members content.

>> No.3042522
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Freshly made

>> No.3042551

ASMR stream source?

>> No.3042638

Chammers breaks character during her kisses and "ear-eating," giggling and making silly noises. She teases the listener about returning to reality at the end. She reeled in the gachikoi real good this time, huh?

>> No.3042688

Being able to see a stream scheduled feels so good after weeks of uncertainty

>> No.3042914

>>3035294
I adore this girl and want to see her succeed, yet she sometimesbpisses me off with her mesugaki antics.

>> No.3043288

>>3042638
Don't care, still going to Gosling over her

>> No.3043390

>>3042914
I mean, that's what mesugaki's all about, isn't it? If she pisses you off and makes you want to show her her place then she's doing it right.

>> No.3043702

>>3042914
>>3043390
stop using words you don't understand

>> No.3044562

>>3043288
To each their own, just be careful about forming unhealthy emotional attachments to such a fickle person.

>> No.3046055

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4QIvGHQMu0E she keeps getting new forms

>> No.3046582

>>3044562
>forming unhealthy emotional attachments to such a fickle person.
Most people are fickle already. Financially at least it's way less $ to throw a couple bucks a month at a streamer you really like compared to whatever the cost is of meeting real girls (1 month of tinder premium is fucking $30) + keeping them around. I've tried chasing the dragon of real relationships my whole life, might as well just give up and accept fantasy is the best I'll get and focus on other things.

>> No.3048736

>>3046055
well every EN member got one so she should get one too. it is part of hololEN style

>> No.3049095

https://twitter.com/akaihaato/status/1387561149441314819
GOOD MORNING CHAMA!

>> No.3052464

I LOVE THE CHAMA

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