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I miss mommy and daddy!

>> No.30040250

>>30040199
isn't noir an actual fucking boomer?

>> No.30040256

>>30040199
Imagine having such loving parents... haha

>> No.30040308

>>30040250
he's 35-40

>> No.30040316

>>30040256
That's why I want to have kids. I'll just become the loving parent.

>> No.30040317

>mommy
>not even a christmas cake
Are you guys retarded or?

>> No.30040470

>>30040308
feels like this is super obvious already to anyone that listens to him talk once but omegay will insist that making him 28 on the loresheet was a good idea

>> No.30040592

>>30040470
Makes no sense. The amount of women married to men 15 years older than them is abundant. They decided to take away his age buff for no good reason

>> No.30040603

>>30040250
He's 87, so technically silent generation.

>> No.30041941

>>30040317
You have to realize that nobody shitposting about "mommy" fauna is a fan of or even watches her content.

>> No.30042182

>>30041941
I can't believe all of /uuu/ is just a bunch of fake fans

>> No.30042384

>>30042182
>we
I'm going to wear your skin.

>> No.30042406

AH AH AH AH AH AH
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>> No.30042661

>>30042384
Where is the we? Are you schizophrenic?

>> No.30042740

>>30040317
Isn't she 26?

>> No.30042859

>>30042740
She's almost 30

>> No.30043118

>>30042740
Let's say she was in highschool during her emo phase, when one of her favorite songs, Time is Running Out by Muse would've been popular. She would at most be 36 and at least be 32

>> No.30043468
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30043468

I don't know who these crying dudes are but SAPLINGS COME HERE YOU INNOCENT SOULS UUUU

>> No.30043964

ah ah ah ah ah

>> No.30045699
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30045699

>>30043468
I'VE HAD IT WITH YOU PRISUNER

>> No.30046141

>>30043468
risu i know you loves old men

>> No.30046180
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>>30040316

>> No.30046220

>>30046180
Replace those hairy man legs with tiny smooth loli legs and it would be accurate

>> No.30046281
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>>30045699
I DID NOTHING WRONG! WHY YOU SLAPPIN ME

>> No.30046579

>>30046220
Your son will have tiny smooth loli legs?

>> No.30046709

>>30046579
I'm fucking my daughter, you brat

>> No.30058015

>>30040199
Pairing ur insignificant vtuber with a well performing fauna is like ID putting their vtubers in EN collabs. A move for traction. Their abilities stay the same no matter who they are with. Your chink brain overlooks this desperately.

>> No.30058502

>>30040470
>>30040592
>retards who don't understand obvious vampire jokes

>> No.30059126

>>30043118
Muse was very popular when I was in highschool, and I graduated in 2013. Fauna is likely a year or two younger than me.

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