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I love Ina!
Meimei a cute!Happy birthday Meimei!
Ritual posting is dogshit
>>30026793 >kiara will have viewersare_you_sure_about_that.wav
https://twitter.com/rayillu/status/1555207471761076225This is actually amazing prop
my cool husband towasama...
>>30026958Dude it's Fauna and Mario Kart/Fauna and Fortnite. Tell me in what fucking universe she misses those without having an actual reason for it.>>30026923she said she has recordings at weird japanese hours to do so i'm gonna assume it's recordings.
Can you help me remember how to smileMake it somehow all seem worthwhileHow on Earth did I get so jadedLife's history seems so fadedRunaway train, never goin' backWrong way on a one way trackSeems like I should be getting somewhereSomehow I′m neither here nor there
Why does she make you upset?
>>30027105I love Ina too!
>>30027161Gura really doesn't care about Fauna as much as you're saying.
>>30027105I do too!
>>30027152Thanks for pointing out Ame Mr Artist, wouldnt have known otherwise
>>30027222Look at this long head bitch lmfao
>>30027105Hey, me too!
>>30027134And a cool birthday girl!
Ame changed her icon
>innawinslol>Kiara screams through every single moment of the collabwhy are you even gonna watch this, non-KFP? do you just enjoy Kiara screaming? you won't get anything from your oshi
>>30027134Cute and sexy.
>>30027282The coolest birthday girl!
I love the clock and the snake!
>>30027222Fauna will never genuinely say I love you to her fans.
>>30027235The next outfit WILL have a short hair option
so many collabssomeone is graduating in EN
>>30027321My cock could enter Boros' hole and then the head would peak out of his mouth
>>30027287Thank fuck. That Tintin thing won't be missed.
>>30027244God that's hot
>>30027331Yeah mane, that's the good stuff.
>woke up an hour after the thread where a fellow haggot got the legendary thirty million get closedI hate insomnia.
>>30027111Has someone new taken up the "'melier" mantle?
I genuinely love this sheep so fucking much...I hope there's a long superchat reading after the watchalong
I'm in love with my big sister Fauna
>>30027214she won't have sex with mebut i've deluded myself into thinking she wanted to say something along those lines yesterday
They should also try the patched Coconut Mall since the cars actually move now.https://twitter.com/NintendoAmerica/status/1555191948956368897
In 4 hours we will get a gura guerilla stream or else I will get blackout drunk tonight
>>30027287goodit fucking sucked ass
>>30027294imagine seething about a cartoon orange women every moment of your life
>>30027134cute but not sexy!
>>30027294>do you just enjoy Kiara screaming?Yes
>>30027287Refresh my memory, what was the previous one?
>>30027219Gura pairings are always overblown here, but those two collabs are the type where Gura would be expected to be in
cirno is cuter than gura, you should just play her games
>>30027388Gura isn't going to stream on top of Mumei, dude
>>30027080You pay an escort.
>>30027388>overlapping Mumei's birthday
I want to serve as the cat's chair while she plays Fire Emblem.
>>30027327I'll take what I can get.
>>30027427I’m prepping the vodka
>>30027105Hey me too! Pic unrelated
>>30027406Yes! and no.
ame frame doko...
>>30027388why not get blackout drunk to a gura guerilla?
>>30027449I hope this bitch realizes what a disgusting freak she is and kills herself
>>30027305and then foobs stepped on her own land mine...
>>30027134Happy birthday, 4chan-hime.
>>30027287SHE READ MY POSTSHE'S HERESHE'S FUCKING HERE>>29446152
>>30027432nothing wrong with overlapping your own birthday
Gimme something to draw.
Can I get an official list of EN holos that have pooped outside?
>>30027445>filteredame got filtered too
Lapsama my friend
Return to monke
>>30027327But she already has?
>>30027294I like all 4 of those cunts, simple as.
>>30027499>people still don’t know all EN girls browse hlggYou new?
>>30027370If this is the case, they are autistic enough to use the same filename
I just want to watch Gura stream what the fuck why is it so hard
>>30027520"I appreciate you" isn't the same as "I love you"
>>30027439Fattest cattest, now with big number.
How are the DLC levels? There are a lot right?
>>30027480But enough about your mother
>>30027480I hope you never become smart enough to realize the irony of that statement
>>30027449wait, is that new?i missed that Kiara artdo you have it full size?
>>30027421This was it.
Goodnight everyone! remember to enjoy Hololive!i hope Watame calls in for Mumei's birthday, might be unlikely tho. either way, hope you enjoy it
>>30027540Honestly the fact that gura made those member posts just made the break worse: if she went full ghost, then I wouldn’t have held any hope for streams, but she gave us those cute member posts, promising streams, and it gave me too much hope. Now I feel depressed.
can someone post screenshots of when google translates jap shitt to "AH AH AH AH AH" it's too funny
>>30027592Goodnight, rest well.
>>30027579I have full size every time I look at it>>30027592Gute Nacht, Watafriend.
>>30027540just go to her channel? how is that hard
>>30027424How many players can Fortnite have? And she's been waking up super late
>>30027592Watame loves EN almost as much as Polka.
soooo you think they all remember the update?
>>30027510Anya peed on a tree and didn't apologize
Did you know that this rule exists too? Does it ever get enforced?
No homo but I'd suck Inas futa cock.
towa is the strongest hololive member
>>30027559Fat tats of the fat cat.
>>300276714 players in a squad.
>>30027689what does stalking even mean herehow do you stalk a vtuber(they don't mean irl shit since that's a different rule)
>>30027152When is Ame going to get a real Noir outfit?
>>30027677Disgracefully cute art.
>>30027689Yes? Why do you think there's "so many" [fanbase]meidos here?
You like what you see?
>>30027689In the first couple weeks of /vt/ all the rules were enforced then the medios gave up
JPs who will call in to Mumei's birthday for sure:LuiPolkaTowaAnya
>>30027689If it did, all the Gura-related posts in the past ~2 weeks that DON'T relate to an ongoing stream should've been deleted
>>30027599Do not post robots here! They’re a danger to society!
>>30027689why are the rules not in the >>1 pinned post
the COCK collab is 4 POVs right?
>>30027683I feel like outside shitting and pissing might be common in SEA
I self-deletedI swore to be less negative and that was a relapse.
Tell me about La Chat Gras. Why does she fat?
>>30027689They tried for a day or two then gave up
https://twitter.com/Shikabashi/status/1555027393005617152kfp, why is chiara so cheap? doesn't she love her holotori kouhai?
>>30027772Only those who can fight back against witches
>Ina, Fauna, Ame collabNICE>Kiara is there as wellcollab ruined
>>30027785Korone is an architect.
>>30027592better chance that watame calls in than mori
>>30027553There was one time where she said "I love you" and then realized she slipped up and covered for herself by doing a yandere bit. I'm having trouble finding a clip or timestamp, but I remember it was during a stream where she was using her beach house background.
I hate it when VODs stutter...
>>30027689>stalkingIs the implication that following public social media is somehow stalking? How else would you do it besides physically finding them and taking pictures?
>>30027603members sing happeningnendo obviously not but that was a maybe, she really can't fight her anxiety for that stuffRP next year
1 week of not watching hololivethey are boring now
>>30027756>all gura art deleted>all gura numberfagging deleted>can actually discuss other ENsSounds like a nice time
>>30027785She is beloved by all hags, and all hags are feeders.
i hate deadbeats
HoloMYTH Cafe Taiwan Edition
>>30027739does pope shit in the woods?
I'm going to watch the IRyS pov for the collab.
>>30027838That was her outfit reveal
>>30027801fucking hooeggs making kiara look poor
>>30027842If you pee on a tree and don't apologize then the tree spirit will tell the forest witch to curse you with bad luck
>>30027689It varies on the target. Someone just got banned in this thread for insulting the based mama. I know Mori has some deadbeat mods that ban anyone who shits on her too much.
>>30027785Because that way, there's more of her to love and cherish.
allah i pray to you, strike kiara down with lightning
gura streamin tonite
>>30027689>Does it ever get enforced?You now remember the entireity of the Mori lean arc
>>30027760Calm down and look at this image of my beautiful robowife.See? She's perfectly harmless!
>>30027760There's this cute girl in my bio chemistry lecture, she couldn't possibly be an android, right?
>>30027888What the fuck kek
>>30027773Nice job, anon. I’d say something about self-improvement, but apparently that’s a meme now.
>>30027801Kiara already spent enough money buying waxing strips, Mumei just needs to get to Austria
>Ame has no POV as usualRemember when teamates used to spam >luv streamingEmbarrassing
>>30027893I will cherish her thighs by sleeping on them everyday.
I'm looking forward to DICK
>>30027801holy shit that's a lot of money
Lapchan my daughter
I'm going to watch Fauna today and there is literally nothing you can do to stop me
>>30027923I'm going to breed her
>>30027689>Does it ever get enforced
>>30027857>all gura art deletedYou monster.
>>30027975EN CURSE EN CURSE
>>30027710Well there we go the slots were already taken
>>3002797512:55 was 3 hours ago
>>30027982>>30027975What the fuck
>>30027738>Why do you think there's "so many" [fanbase]meidos here?Because (you) and anons are so fucking schizophrenic and paranoid that you apply a fanbase to ever mod when there's no evidence of anything to have done so.Hell the most actual evidence is that that one mod is a Sukonbu because he used 1 Fubuki pic but if anything he did that to try to stay neutral from the bigger fanbases or just wanted a pic to make fun of anons because everyone was/is acting like children
>Kiara in this collabBleh
>>30027975DID ALLAH ANSWER MY PRAYER
>>30027975These lazy whores dragging down my chicken...
Calliope? MoriGawr? Gura
>>30027975>>30027982FAUNA GIVING BIRTH
>>30027975>>30027982>>30028012OH COME ON.
>>30027975>>30027982what the fuck
>>30027841Jesus.>>30027826>>30027893Based.>>30027860Based, but also extremely jealous.
>>30027785You should cherish it. Koro found an effective weight loss program
>>30027877Thanks!>>30027553Here's a timestamp.https://youtu.be/j-xC8cYxFbw?t=1787
>>30028012>>30028014>emergencyWhat the fuck constitutes as an emergency? What happened?! AND TO WHOM?
>>30028015>collab roru that's so 4 minutes ago
Fauna's water broke
>>30028024Can I get a fact check on this?
>>30028014>>30028012so postpone by like an hour or postpone by a day
>>30028009Anon I put "so many" in quotations for a reason
>>30028014Ame broke her switch
>>30027975>>30027982YOU FUCKING DICK >>30027902
>>30027975>>30027982PLEASE TELL ME FAUNA IS ALRIGHT PLEASE TELL ME SHE DIDNT HAVE A STROKE OR A HEART ATTACK AND IS NOW DYING PLS PLEASE PLEASE
>>30027975>>30027982>>30028012>>30028014Oh God, they're all menstruating...
>>30028001i'm not collabing with you wultuh
>>30028067at least a weekprobably after the expo stuff
i bet kiara is the reason for the postponing
AME ATE BREAD AND IS LITERALLY DYING WHILE IN A DISCORD CALL WITH THE GIRLS
>>30028012>>30028014>we're okay so please don't worry!!THEY'RE DYING
AAAAAAAAAAAH MY INAAAAAAAA
>>30028067at least a week
Well, here goes the collab for now.
>>30028067if its not today it'll probably end up being next week or something since the convention shit starts up
gura no koto suki sugi
RED ALERTRED ALERTAME ATE BREADI REPEAT, AME ATE BREADCOLLAB CANCELED
>>30028012>>30028014Time to concern post
LOL SMOKING ON THAT SAPLING PACKGET FUCKED GREENSHITS
I'm hongry and sad now...
>>30027975>>30027982They finally discovered Gura's corpse...
>>30028012>>30028014fuck yes now I will be able to concentrate on my homework
>>30028085>we're okay so please don't worryFaufau is safe.
>>30028014nothing personnel kid
>>30027902Muslimchads ruining the collab >>30028012>>30028014>>30027975>>30027982
>>30028012>>30028014Will be funny if one of the four reschedules a solo stream within the hour
>>30028095You're going to have to try a lot harder to kill Ame than something like that.
Who pissed whose bed now....
Where's the teamate who posts ah that was a good bread when you need him
>>30028044You call THIS effective?
>>30028085Nature will always heal itselfTime will always flow in one directionA phoenix's life is eternalSo the one you should be worried about is Ina. Ina's mortal.
Can somebody please tell me what kind of urgent emergency could happen like this?
>HoloEN: Postpone and HoloEN: Nostream
>>30027975>>30027982me, i'm the emergency
>>30027975>wethat doesn't rule out the other girls in HoloEN
my day is ruined...
>casts a spell to make you like mature women
its just bizzare
Fuck yeah, I got home in time to watch the collab!Any good streams happened at JP time btw?
>No collab>No karaokeI guess I just fucking die then.
My libido is dead...
>>30028164Only bozos and Ina truly believe that Ina is human
>hololive EN>get paid thousands per stream>can’t even stream dailyHow does this happen? They have easier jobs then 99.9% of the planet
They'll overlap Mumei's birthday to teach her a lesson about delaying streams.
Wait, wasn't Kiara freaked out about something that made her reschedule a stream?
I miss Ina
Man, I love HoloEN collabs. Definitely would not prefer my oshi to just stream by herself and actually be on time.
HAHAHHA FUCK YOU KIARA
the fuck happened
>>30027902لَا إِلَٰهَ إِلَّا ٱللَّٰهُ مُحَمَّدٌ رَسُولُ ٱللَّٰهِ
>>30028137GOUDA WHY DID YOU MAKE THEM NOT STREAM
>>30028168>>30028173I do not understand and will panic now
Back to dinos it is!It's funny how everyone else is playing Rust at the moment, and then there's Flare and Aki, lost in eternal dinosaur autism together on the server.
what the fuck kind of emergency?
what the fuck do i do now
>>30028188huh, nothing changed...
why wait until the literal last minute to say it...
>>30028168>>30028173emergency- a serious, unexpected, and often dangerous situation requiring immediate action.
https://twitter.com/ninomaeinanis/status/1555282228640329729YE IM sure they all 4 has something come up GURA IS DEAD
WE DIDN'T START THE FIRE
They're pumping gura's stomach in the ICU....
AHEM! AHEM! AHEM! AHEM! *cough* *cough* *glass clink* *glass clink* *glass clink* AHEM! AHEM! (No delivery)Thank you for your time.
please tell frame down ಥ_ಥ
>>30028219yah, she delayed the stream 15minutes...
Kiara had a fire.............
casts spell that you will watch Aki
DON'T STOP DON'T STOP JUST GO YOUR OWN WAY
What the actual fuck is wrong with these women
>>30028012>>30028014>>30028168>>30028173An emergency that stops them from playing together but they are ok? So not ominous but still concerned at confused
>>30027902BASED BASED BASED
Guess I'm back to watching Aki then
>>30028217retardchama, mumei is also delaying her birthday
>>30028216i cooka your puta mama on da pizza
https://twitter.com/notwilliam_/status/1555167699407409153>Ame liked thisNice
>>30028216Your posts specifically are so bad they're making me consider filtering phoneposts.
>>30028241When are they gonna have sex
Haha... I slept for only 2 hours... I woke up at 2:30 AM for this collab... It's not 4:01 AM, what do I do...
Fauna is giving birth to my child right now, sorry guys!
>>30028126That reminds me I like coffee but I can only drink it in the morning, because if I drink it anywhere past 2PM I end up waking up at night and hyperventilating/not being able to breathe etc
I dreamt that I was in a live action Garfield movie that was about Garfield and Odie going to highschool
>Kiara started a firewat
>>30028293HAHAHAHHA LIGHTNING ACTUALLY HIT HER
>>30028258she literally said emergency. do you know what emergency means?
>[Takanashi Kiara Ch. hololive-EN]it was my emergencyKFP explain
>>30028274>>30028279>>30028280WHAT IS IT THAT CAME UP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>I'm getting denied this excellent collab group because of a fireFIRE HATE
https://twitter.com/watsonameliaEN/status/1555282994394411008SHE'S BUSY HAVING SEX WITH GAWR GURA
>>30028354Kiara almost burned her house down
>>30028329WHAT THE FUCK >>30027902
STOP VAGUETWEETING INAJUST TELL US WHATS UP OR SHUT THE FUCK UP
>>30028159>cattest remains fattestDon't scare me like that.>>30028256YAMERO TAKESHI
>>30027902Allah exists. Alhamdullilah.
>>30028329>>30028293Kiara ruined the collabStream Sparks
>>30028168>>30028173Fortunately Gura was available and ready to stream in their absence
>>30028216>easier jobs than 99.9% of the planet~75% of you fucks are here WHILE ON THE JOB, watching streams, working from home and doing virtually nothing. Don't tell me your job is harder than streaming
>phoenix>afraid of a little fireidgi
>>30028279>>30028280they're searching for a gura's replacement...
[Good news] Kiara have set Cover Corp main building on fire!
>>30028329fucking pheonix lights house on fire. kino.
>>30028393scroll up nigga
>>30027961I posted this. this is all my fault. I have been stopped from watching Fauna today
It was bound to happen eventually lol glad she's ok though
>>30028293>>30028329ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME
>>30028367fucking perfect kekhope Kiara's alright
>>30028329is this juden revenge?
>be a phoenix>start a fire in your apartmentSasuga.
>>30027902>She actually got hit by lightningWhat the fuck?
>Axel put aluminum in the microwave and almost caught his house on fire>Kiara actually caught her house on fireAre orange people born to be retarded?
>Okayu brings up Tactics Ogre againIsn't there a remake coming out? Hope she streams it.
>>30028359>Streams get canceled>will stream later anyways because she is the detective of hard work and luvs streaminbased Ame
GURA FORCED THEM TO RE RECORD FOR HER UPCOMING FULL LENGTH ALBUM BECAUSE HER PERFECTIONIST ASS CAN'T HANDLE SOME AUTOTUNED VOCALS
>>30028255>>30028309Oh, huh. I thought I remember a bunch of concernposting a little bit ago.
>>30028367kek but wawa...
>>30028243you stfu now
>postponedSay it earlier you fucking bitches I WAS WAITING FOR MORE KIARA FUCK THIS SHIT
>Kiara's home attacked by Allah
>>30028354Ame is going into labor with me
KFP I HATE YOU AND YOUR RETARDED OSHI
This sucks but I guess it's fine as long as they're okay
>>30027902Inshallah brother you did it
>>30027902Hey you fucking retard you have costed me my Fauna
>>30028329KIARA STARTED THE FIRE
I am now streaming Sparks
>even Allah is a Kiwawa antiThese fucking eggs are everywhere
https://twitter.com/ninomaeinanis/status/1555282659298799616They found Gura's body half-consumed by mold...
>>30027902muslimchads winning again i see
>>30028423I was actually going to reply saying I could start a fire but I didn't
>>30028459why wold you ever take anything you see here seriously
Come on, I've waited enough for DICK
>>30028406>ON THE JOB>working from home>your jobWhen did we get invaded by normalfags? I have no job.
I just... want EN streams...
FAUNA YOU LITERALLY HAVE THE PERFECT TIME NOW TO DO YOUR KARAOKE TO 600K PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DO IT PLEASE I NEED TO HEAR YOU TODAY
>>30028406True, I've not done a full days work in over two years. A lot of days I do no work at all.
>>30028458>autotuned to hell anywaysYou just know
>>30028329She is such a fucking baby, she is not the first member to start a fire just move on and stream.
>>30027902the lightning found its target mashallah
>>30027902insha allah my brother
god damn it kiara
>>30028329Ruined the collab yet a fucking gain
kiara what the fuck
>>30028359>>30028369Go ame go(to the couch!)
>>30027902what the fuck
>the lighting workedAllahu Akbar
>>30028428>Ina: We have an emergency>Kiara: clarify the emergencyREEEEEEEEEE! HOW DARE SHE!
>>30028395Mane-chan and the Bushiroad manager person kept feeding her candy, so she said she got a bit squishy again. She said the next 2 months of dance lessons will probably shed it though.
>>30028452Got leaked a while ago and officially announced today, coming out it November.I assume she will if shes at all interested.
So why don't they start the collab without Kiara like yesterday when they did the collab without Mumei?
>>30028329Kiara's meth lab blew up...
>>30028329I don't care. Stream. The fire has been put out. No excuses.
>>30028020Do you have something to say RETARD?
>>30027818I knew it would be the chickenIt's always the chicken
This is all Hello Fresh's fault
>>30027902This confirms it, God is Kiara anti
>>30028546THIS! FAUNA PLEAAAAAASSEEE
>>30028486why does Faufau look like Nanba from Yakuza 7?
>>30028531Kiara we need to cook
>>30028522Hoomans deserve their whore oshi kek
IT'S JUST LIKE THE SIMS
>>30028623>>30028601That neighbor? Me.
>>30028329>>30028168wtf dude I cut my Garfield dream short for this
https://twitter.com/kaelakovalskia/status/1555283828838502400Kaela no we need you
Couldn't they just play Mario Kart without the grilled chicken?
>>30028327Sounds like some pretty good coffee. What kind is it? I barely feel anything when I drink coffee.
>>30027902Masallah brother. Your faith is strong
Didn't Kiara want to heat up her lasagna anyway?
Wonder if Kiara forgot something in the oven again or had some kind of grease fire.
>>30028623uh, how big was this fire that she ended up outside comforted by neighbors?
That neighbor? Me
ame ate bread on fire
Can someone guerilla stream?
>>30028329what the fuck
>no kiara tweet or commentSuspicious
>>30028662That nice neighbor? Me.
>>30028680they're probably soothing her over discord lmfao
>>30028627lazy whores didn't put out the fire baka
>>30028617She really is the Gustavo Fring of Hololive
>been waiting for Ina, Ame, Fauna, + X collabs>complaining about no collabs between them for weeks>gets cancelledAHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>30028680Who do you think tardwrangled them to do it in the first place?
>>30028599But squishy bellies are cute...
>>30027902Kiara failed to pay the jizyah
the fire? yeah me even me don't like Kiara
>>30028711nice job detective
>literally has a song called Firebird>basically a shapeshifting fir elemental>scared of a little grease fireKFP, explain.
THE FIRE RISES
>>30028680they don't want to
>>30028566Are you niggers for real?
>>30028327What the hell kind of coffee do you drink
Every time I see Kiara panic over little and not so little stuff I keep wondering how on Earth she's survived not only living on her own for so many years, but working at so many different jobs and places. That girl has zero emotional intelligence.
>>30028701Kiara is extremely high-strung.
>>30028701Probaly set the fire alarm and neighbors came to check out
>>30028685Literally supported by Allah
>>30028496>cant watch Fauna because of Kiara well more reasons to hate her
>>30028308sleep, with me
>>30028616Because there is a difference between "Uhh, I can't stream right now" and "I SIT MY HOUSE ON FIRE!"?
>>30028616probably because kiara is actually having a panic attack, mumei was just frustrated about her isp
Possible Elden Ring or Oblivion
STREAM SPARKS (in Kiara's kitchen)
>God is Kiara anti>Allah is Kiara anti
all women know how to do is eat hot chip and lie, cant even cook for gods sake
>>30027902You son of a bitch
Sparks in to flames turn the kitchen into a blaze
>>30028731In this particular collab, Fauna
>Ina tried to keep things vague>Kiara outs herself as the cause>Even says it was something as big as a fireHow long till she has to move due to eggs tracking her down?
>>30028566I can tell you never almost burnt down your houseThat shit fucks you up for a couple of hours
>>30028329what a drama queen lol
What happened to Ina and Fauna's POV?
Look at this fucking dumb useless whore, ruining a day of streams for three other fanbases. What a selfish bitch.
You know what would fix this problem? EN3.
>wah I had a tiny bit of smoke in my apartment because I didn't pay attention to the stove I need a 2 week break to calm down
>>30028367kekin all seriousness I hope everything is ok
>>30028807AME CAUSED THE FIRE
Had to do it.
>>30028662Jesus christ atleast she's alright
>>30027902So it wasn't God the Kiara anti but fucking Allah, that is it, I'm calling for a new Crusade to retake the sacred land, who is joining?
>>30028601>neighbor You know what that means
Guess it's time to go to the sandbox...again...
>>30028662>Panick attack from kitchen fireDo women really? Holy fuck.
OKAY GUYS, TAKING THE BETSWHAT HAPPENED>Kiara left food in the oven and it smoked her house>Oil fire>She left fire on oven on and thought it will burn down her house
>>30027902BASED I KNEEL
Why is god punishing me? This was my dream team collab
uhhhh isn't kiara a phoenix? why is she so scared of fire?
>>30028816Those are two names for the same guy
ALLAH IS GREATHE HIT THE TARGET BUT THE JOB IS NOT DONEINSHALLAH
>>30028732Yeah, but she probably wants to up the dancing for her first sololive. Squishy bellies make it a bit hard to dance.
>>30028828are you retarded
Ame/Mumei postponed VR streamIna/Fauna/Ame/Kiara postponed MK streamthese two will never actually happen now
Credit where it's due, KFPutos. The MEMEMEness in this case helps Kiara because she admitted it's her fault. Too many a collab were postponed or cancelled due to "unforeseen circumstances" and then nobody tells us what the fuck happened or who was at fault. At least this time we know.
>>30028807Nice. I think the race for Elden Lord is all but over by now but I'd like either
>>30028708you get potato and delivery(no delivery)
AHHH I'M LATE- wait what
Kronii had to cancel a stream today too. This week is cursed.
>>30028853You are aware that Christians Jews and Muslims worship the same god, just under different names, right?
Kiara tried to KyoAni her house since the attention wasn’t on her, but it failed
>>30028914both replaced with AmeRyS sex streams
Fuck is going on with the girls? Yesterday Mumei, now Kiara. Gura MIA
>>30028919Nigga shut up
>>30028848it could've been something actually serious, like a ghost
>>30027902I'm putting together a team to kill God, who's in?
>phoenix holo starts a house fire
I'm guessing there was some kind of emergency meeting
>>30028869Oil fire is the most common one
This is some serious "do not fight allah while astral projecting, he's too fucking strong" energy.
j*st t**k a sh*wer tenchou doko
>>30027902Literally "holy based"
How much do you bet that kiara added water while the butter was hot
>>30028751Naw it was the house she's afraid of losing and all her stuff, ofc the fire itself was no problem for the phoenix
NOW IF YOU WANT TO HEAR YOUR OSHI YOU HAVE TO GIVE THE MOOM A VIEW
>>30028845I would eat that ass like it's my last meal
>>30027902Karma is gonna get you, y'know.
Kiara was supposed to be dead a long time ago but she's escaping death somehow
Great. its a rrat week.See ya next week i guess.
>>30028997allah and god is the original samefag
Okay, now can someone actually track the bitch down and kill her so we’re free?
Fuck, please don't curse Mumei.
>>30028935Kiara took burning rubber literally.
>>30028464holy shit that's so good
>>30028979Untreated severe schizophrenia is pretty serious, yes.
Who has a panic attack from a kitchen fire you managed to put out? That happened to me like 5 times in college, it's not that big of a deal
>Kiara literally can't cook without setting her house on fire, and having a hysterical panic attack.KFP you really want this woman to be your wife?
This is what she gets for making fun of the Brits yesterday
>>30028984Teal Deer 13, reporting for duty!
>>30029029Do it yourself pussy
>>30028496it wasn't her, it was that stalker fan from beforedude was captured by police but he revealed he leaked Kiara's location info and contents of her hacked phone to a dark web website, which includes contact info and addresses of multiple ENsthat's why everyone is now scattering depending on the severity of the data leak in relation to Kiara
This is what you get for streaming more than one hour at a time, you dumb chicken. You're going to burnout. Look at Gura. She's safe. Protected. Moisturized. Thriving. In her own lane.Consider this a warning.
Image of Kiara's confession
>>30028939>God's RM is Allah
>>30028829The second floor of my house caught fire just a few minutes after I came down from it when I was a kid, Her house is not made of wood.
>>30028984You have my bow
>>30028807>lol my friend's house almost burned down now i can play boring ring!even as a teakek i can't condone this, ame
>>30029055I'll do the cooking...
>cant even numberfag about ina mogging them all because of kiaraWhat's the point?
We have Allah on our side, we can not lose
Why didn't Kiara just leave and the other girls play? Seems weird for everyone to quit.
>>30029055I-I can cook for her...
>>30028662women are so retarded
EN3 is going to be announced at CRX. I can feel it in my bones. We'll finally get streams once they debut and it will be glorious. Yagoo will give us 5 hardworkers and one will be a block autist hag.
I barely follow Kiara at all, but this is the third time I've seen that she's admitted to having a 'panic attack' in front of people.Is your oshi okay KFP?
>>30028964ok I'll take that trade
>>30028869Oil fire most likely the cause. Oven smoke is annoying but not "panic attack" scary. If you don't know how to put out an oil fire, you can probably make it worse pretty quick.
This week fucking sucks hopefully mumei doesn't fuck it up even more tonight
>>30029055Good thing I'm a cook then
sorry kfp but ame didn't even make a thumbnail for her pov and needed another week
>>30028760>>30028686I don't know, it's in a weird jar with "datura" written on it
>>30029111Chance of EN3 being announced at CRX: 0%
Ina and Fauna should do a guerilla drawing collab haha
I hate muslims so much it's unreal
>>30028961Ame's ass is my property
THIS FRENCH INDIE IS SINGING MOGU MOGUhttps://www.twitch.tv/sedeto
>>30028919You got a point, and if there was ever a good reason to postpone a collab it's your house catching on fire
the eggs are winning...
>>30028677So that's what this gate in La Mulana was a reference to
>>30029055shes so cute
Kiara forgot she had the stove on, huh.Happens to all of us.
so... whats stopping the other three to just stream something else?
At least one of her retarded cats didn't set itself on fire.
Thanks for nothing whore
JGBFW, I hope I'm not too late to the collab stream!
>>30028680Yes, but she is probably crying to them on discord or something
>>30029119Kiara is OK but she has to do it manually and when she's stressed she slips into not OK
>>30029052Kiara gets startled in games that aren't meant to be scaryThis was expected
>>30028984I was asleep last time it happened, but this time its personal.
WAIT WHAT HAPPENED
>>30029169Not being sociopaths for one
>>30028939>Christians worship a triune god>Jews and Muslims don'tbbbbbbbbbut its totally the same guys!!!!
So we can all agree ame is the only myth member who is allowed to cook?
>>30029055god yesi fucking love clumsy women, so cute
>>30029055No, I just want to hang out and have sex
>kiara set her apartment on fire>I set myself on fireWE ARE
>>30028853>Whoever brings me the most heads gets homemade Lasagna
>one person has to cancel>so cancel the whole collab and refrain from streaming anything entirelyThese useless bitches will seriously sign off an entire day of streaming because one person had to drop out. EN laziness is appalling. Any excuse they will take.
>>30029079the only thing wet about gura is her pussy juice once ame was done with her
>>30029084LMAO AND ANONS WANT KIARA AS A WIFE
Wow I guess Kiara really started a fire todayDamn the Sparks of Joy she had for the collab were a little too muchI knew Kiara had a lot of sparks of creativity but this is a little muchThe fire was whatever whateverTori's making Hinos isn't that uncommonDamn another thing to give Kiara's heart a challenge
>>30028863Yes.Gura had almost the exact same story. Small kitchen fire, put out immediately, she collapsed sobbing and couldn't do anything the rest of the day
>house is fine>stream still fucking cancelledeven if kiara has to deal with the aftermath, she's fine, there's no need for the other 3 to not resume. goddamn holoEN
>>30029119Anon all the girls are like thatIna literally admitted she has to control her breathing or she'd spiral into panic attacks too a few minutes before most streams. You could even hear her doing breath exercises in her formalwear outfit reveal to prevent hyperventilation.
>>30029031jesus she's such a womanit's so cute
Fauna please fucking stream anything you said you'd give us a full week because you were going on break
>>30029055I worked as a line cook I can take over for her
>>30029168>Happens to all of us.No it fucking doesn't
>>30029149Needs to get a move on, HoloEN is going down the toilet right now
>>30028701It's an apartment isn't it? So they heard her screaming and the fire alarm
>>30028869>>30029130>Kiara likely dumped a bucket of water onto her oil fireKiara... your cooking reps...
KFP the fuck is wrong with your oshi?
>>30029191>you're a sociopath if you don't cry and break down over a friend having a tiny bit of smoke in the kitchen
>>30029119>>30029084>>30028771>>30028806love her but she's gotta have one of the weakest mental fortitudes in EN
>>30028919a fucking basedbead
>>30029111Nah, we’ll get 5 of the most boring E3L pajeets whi only stream 1 hour a day 3 times a week and they all will overlap with each the rest of EN.
Well no Ina today I guess
>>30029185Kiara set her house on fire.
>>30029086oGod lord I fucking hate deadbeats
>>30029226Enjoy the birthday stream
>>30029086"God"'s roommate is the demiurge.
>>30029029Kiara is a phoenix. You're thinking of Koyori
>>30028662>>30028293>>30028329Why would Kiara ever leave Hololive?She got fired
>>30029031KFP simps for this
>>30029031I had an octopus poke in Honolulu. It's pretty great.
>>30028863actually....yes they do
>>30029193let ina use the kitchen, mama'nis.
>have a collab once every full moon>almost sets her house on fire because she's retardedfuck this shit I'm changing oshi, is Irys free?
Perfect time for Fauna to do that 600k subs endurance karaoke stream
well, you know what they saydon't let an Austrian near an oven
>>30029162>other girls have to postpone streams>'oh well time for a nap'>Kiara has to postpone a stream>meltdownWell at least she cares
>>30029119shes so cute!
>>30029104Friends caring about each other more than putting on a show for the audience, who would have thought!
>>30029012allah is by my side. he will strike you the infidel next
>>30027902Pope Gura calls crusade on all towelheds itt
>hololive girls>extremely vague and ominous tweets with zero explanation given>Kiara>"yeah sorry I almost burned down my house and I need time to get my head together."It's that fucking simple. This bitch might be an emotional trainwreck, but at least I can count on her to know when it's okay to explain things to her fans, instead of constantly walking on eggshells.
>>30029272You're just proving my point by not getting it, congrats.
>>30029162Yup, it's an oil fire alright
>>30029162UOOOOOOH KITCHEN FIRE EROTIC
>>30029217Just drink couple times before streaming like a normal person.
>>30029304IRyS doesn't fucking stream
>>30029276>E3L pajeetsThat's the other company's speciality.
>>30027902Inferno won't spare you
>>30028806She has real friends, why she has to bother her coworkers
>>30029169Clearly they are comforting Kiara right now, calming her down, telling her she's not an idiot since she's definitely spiraling from this.>>30029197Clumsy is one thing, almost getting herself killed is different.
>>30029213Hey, Sparks of Joy is an IRyS song. It doesn't count
This probably one of the most legendary HoloEN streams without any video content in it.
>>30029055kiara wife would be great, we'd have to kick out her roommate though that bitch is helpless
>Collab gets delayed>Suddenly Wendigoon goes live on YouTubeGuess that works out.
I've literally been the neighbor in that situation. My neighbor almost burnt her apartment down cause her cousin left a hot iron on her couch and she didn't know where the extinguisher was supposed to be (outside in the breezeway). I had to put out the fire and calm her ass down.
Why is every single collab without Mori or Kiara pure KINO?
>>30029012Is Karma more powerful than God though? I'm not saying he is, but this Anon might be The Chosen One.
>>30029235You just aren't old enough then.Give it time and and some point you WILL forget you had the stove on.
>>30029052Who says she's ever experienced something like that before? Who says her response didn't start while it was happening rather than after? Being responsible for handling, in seconds, something which feels like it might destroy your apartment complex can be a pretty terrifying experience. You sound unempathetic
>>30027902Fucking sandniggers i swear..
>>30029142Nice of Kiara to make a story about starting a kitchen fire to spare her wife the embarrassment.
Fauna is the only one with emotional control if she were in Kiara's shoes
>>30029272this is why people don't like you, dude
>>30029209Ame will stream ( if she doesn't fall asleep )
>>30029261Do people these days get no home ec training or whatever it's called? To learn basic cooking and cleaning skills?
>>30029055>Kiara can't cook without setting her house on fire>Irys can't cook without setting her house on fireTHEY ARE
>>30029031ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME
>>30029209Trying too hard
>>30029322Nah you're a nigger, being vague and not pinning the blame on coworkers is a good thing. It was up to Kiara if she wanted that information shared and she did. It's not up to them.
Guys why does God hate Kiara. Feels like unfortunate shit always happens to her
>>30029173>4/10 austrian girl>thinks she can make it by pandering to weebs and otakus>fails that and starts vtubing to chase fame without needing to show her ugly face>attracts the most cancerous fanbase of any holowhat a cursed fucking existencealso brb getting banned for this post because mods are KFP
>>30029093deadbeatchama, you are being too obvious
>>30029159She's gonna sing Poggers ocean!
So now that Allah is real, what will be your muslim name, eggbros?
>>30029052women and niggers
>>30029277Cringe, lolis are better
FAUNA DO YOUR 600K KARAOKE RIGHT NOWYOU HAVE TIME.
>>30029213shut up Ina
>dead hours until Mumei's birthday stream
>>30029111EN3 is announced https://files.catbox.moe/dm9yj1.mp4
I just wanted... a stream to watch...
Just woke upChicken fauna ame stream where?
>>30029162Call me crazy, but I think there is an 80% chance that Kiara is a woman.
So takos, have you guys enjoyed ina streaming this week?
>>30029304who the fuck is irys?
>>30029325Reminder to not pour water on an oil fire. Way too many retards who do that out there.
>>30029185someone streamed sparks
>Your oshi>Your worst kitchen accidentI burned rice once by forgetting it in the pot until all the water evaporated and the plastic package started to burn and stink up my house
>>30029322>>30029431*ghosts for 2 weeks because stubbed pinky*
>>30027902Another legendary post acquired. Paired with legendary pony poster >>28410762.Allah i pray to you, please quench my thirsty for chaos.
>>30029322HOW ABOUT YOU DON'T LIGHT YOUR GOD DAMN HOUSE ON FIRE MAKING TOAST
>>30028984can't trust any of those damn gods anyways, way better to follow the e̶m̶p̶e̶r̶o̶r̶ tenchou.
I imagined the "fire" was just a small flame you can put away just by waving a towel but it still got her into panik mode and that makes it cuter
>>30028984Count me in
This might be a new low for Kiara
>>30029226>EN actually keeping promises Oh my sweet summer child
>>30029409anon these girls are retarded
>>30029472watch Live a Live vod
>>30029431>pinning the blameLiterally only schizos like you would interpret "lmao kiara almost burned down her apartment we gotta reschedule" as an attack on Kiara.
>>30029322not sure if I agree with stuff like yesterday happening
>>30029192Different people believing multiple conflicting things about a person is natural, look at Jack the Ripper.
>>30028987>Gura drowns>Ina murdered in a cult sacrifice ritual>Ame dies in a time-travel experiment>Mori dies of a codeine overdoselike poetry
>>30029093>friend's housepretty sure kiara rents. its landlords problem now lul. no return on deposit though and might get evicted
>>30029477Yeah, she's been ultra cute this week
>>30029203>you set yourself on fire>i set my friends on fireIt's a marker! It's a sign! It's something we define!
>Sorry but Special Ed Timmy shit his pants and I have to deal with it so no PE today you can all play some badminton together or just go home idgaf.
>>30029472you get aki dino autism and you'll like it
Kiara needs to live with a girl that has mental fortnite and doesn't crack under pressure. Someone who has a weapon / knows self defense would be good
>>30028984he will suffer until his last breath
>>30029488IRySFelt Asleep cooking soup and when I woke up the chicken was black
>>30029209Oh yeah they should have gone with ghosts instead
I'm here because I heard Kiara died in a house fire
>>30029209that's the hololive standard thoughso many collabs have been cancelled/delayed because of one person
>>30029508It’s pretty disgusting, not even Mori has ruined a collab this hard.
>>30027902Fuck off Muhammad, this is a Catholic thread
>>30029488MoriI cut off a a bit of my finger when I just started working in one
>>30028984a man could never kill a god.
>>30029561yeah, but she got better
>>30029226>Going on breakHoly fuck another one? What the fuck is the problem with holoen?
>>30029386I have a gas stove how could I ever not be aware of when it is spitting out fire or not and why would I ever just let it blast out propane without lighting it on fire
If you believe this "accidentally started a fire" bullshit you are retarded. Clearly Kiara died, the lightning strike from Allah may or may not have done it, and then was reborn since she was a Phoenix. The resulting flames set things ablaze. Kiara clearly lost her memories and doesn't know anything right now, those messages and tweets were from her manager. Kiara will redebut again soon.
>>30029431What I don't get is why they can't ever seem to talk to each other and come to an agreement on how much they're going to tell the internet.
>>30029034This image makes me feel things...
>>30029527Why does Ina's sound like the one most likely to happen here
Kiara's kitchen vibe https://youtu.be/MA0WvwSUtCw
>>30029523"OH AHAHA KIARA FUCKED UP WE'RE FINE" is still shitty. If Kiara wants to share that she's a fucking retard it is still 100% up to her.
>>30028845weird, mori wasn't part of the collab, what is a doxxbeat doing here.
>>30029055some of the dishes she's made look pretty good, but she's kinda retarded?situation would have been fine if a proper man (me :D) was around to calm her down and then dick her down
>>30029370Basically https://youtu.be/QHEkZp4B6_A but with Kiara instead
>>30028984I've willingly brought back this curse just for this.
>>30029477Yeah, Monday was ok but Tuesday and Yesterday's were really good.
>>30029547>mental fortniteAME AME AMEEEEEWE GOT #1 VICTORY ROYALEEEE
>>30029031women are kind of cringe
>>30029488MumeiBurned a cake in the oven, then I had to run to the bakery and get a cake from there before my guest arrived. It smelled really bad, too
>>30029547>mental fortniteShe put it out, that's not cracking under pressure
>>30029226Why does it feel like I read about Fauna going on break every other week?
>>30028787I'm actually pissed that the stream is cancelled now just because a womanchild can't cook for herself
>>30029561Rumors of her death were greatly exaggerated
i thought Germans and Austrians are masters of all things involving ovens
>i started a fire today hahah..?shouldnt laugh but kek
>>30027902I hate sandniggers now
Mumei should slit my throat with a box cutter
>>30029547I heard Ina likes fortnite!
>>30029488InaI left a kettle on for an extra four hours or so, I still mourn that kettle...
>>30029322>expects OTHER people to say 'Kiara almost burned her kitchen down and had a panic attack lol'You're an even fucking bigger autist than the girls
>>30029561I wish it was true
>>30029488InaMelted a plastic cutting board on one of those flat glass stoves when i turned on the wrong "burner". Was a bitch to clean up.
>>30029635>We can play anytime (postponed indefinitely)
>>30027902Fuck you allah! I pray Satan shits on your favourite plate!
>>30029547Mental fortitudeI don't know how that came out as fortnite
>>30029322It was Kiara's place to say what happened here. If Fauna's house had been on fire she wouldn't have said shit, or at least she shouldn't.
>>30029488Fauna.I've never tried to cook for this exact reason.
>>30029119shes a woman
>>30028984Anyone who denies me streams must die.
HoloEN deserves to be mogged by NijiEN after this. Hopefully a crushing defeat in the coming months will motivate HoloEN to actually start streaming again. They're losing mindshare and viewers because of this.
>>30029688she surely does
>>30029635>Kiara>movementyes, on my dick.
>>30029488AquaI microwaved a McDonalds Happy Meal with the toy inside and it poisoned all my food and made it taste bad.
>take a peek at /kiarag/ to see how they're handling itUuuuh KFP... you guys okay? Your split is having a meltdown
>>30029488Haachamaburned a towel
>>30029621I'm neighbour-san btw
>>30029601>>30029656Because Fauna's "breaks" are usually just 4 days and they're usually to visit family. It happens every so often, she usually leaves stuff for when she goes away but in this case I don't think she is. She does it so she doesn't burn out.
>phoenix>afraid of fire
>>30029322Imagine the other girls communicating more directly rather than deferring to Kiara. "Blah blah sorry Kiara started a fire." Anon, you're a retard.
>>30029314She is going to take a bath, and sleep, why does that stop the girls from streaming?
You people are something else for sure
WTF why are you cooking at 10PM?
>>30029471>10:20I knew before I even clicked
>>30029411 A MENACE TO SOCIETY
i remember one time me and my buddies were having a cookout and we had the grill go out of control and start spitting into flames on my balcony. that was scary until the fire died down and we all had a good laugh then cooked burgers
>>30029055This >>30029197 Kiara is literally an anime character trying her best to make her husband (Me) happy.
It's 5am and she's still going
Honestly, Kiara almost burning her house down is probably more entertaining than yet another MariKa stream.
>>30029621She is actually a literal child.
>>30029737>/kiarag/do you mean >>30026901
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qe05JdLb9wcThis is almost certainly what happened to Kiara.Being too dumb to realize you just put a lid over the pan to put out the fire is THE typical woman moment. They're just built different.
>>30029752They're joining her.
>>30029602Because at some point you'll turn it on to get some pasta going or whatever, get distracted and next thing you know there's no water in the pot and said pasta may or may not be on fire.
>>30029737Apparently a lot of them don't use it
>>30029488InaI left some eggs boiling for like an hour then tried to put cold water on them and they fucking exploded all over my kitchen
>>30029488faunaprobably the time I lit a kitchen towel that was too close to the stove on fire and instead of throwing it in the sink I ran all the way outside and threw it on the ground to use the hose on it
>>30029635I fucking love AmeTori so much.
KFP YOU NEED TO CALM DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I bet instead of arranging for a different stream it just means no streams tonight.Fuck this, if they were all prepared to do something, do literally anything else.
>>30029079goddammit. you win this time you son of a bitch.
>>30029656Because you're a retard who thinks that she should've been streaming while recovering from the coof.
>>30029758she often cooks even later, after streaming
>>30029488KiaraI left a cast iron pan on the stovetop for too long which caused 5 years worth of seasoning to burn away
>>30029640If Gura starts a fire ("IF", no fucking way she hasn't before) you would never hear about it
>>30029488SuiseiCold water on the hot Pyrex dish shattered it into pieces. Even tempered glass has its limits.
>>30029488Kiaraburned myself pretty badly with oil, had to get a skin graft and all (but it was on my leg so it's not like i'm disfigured or anything)
>>30029671Masters at burning things in ovens, yes
>>30029635>Kiara had a traumatic experience almost burning her house>IMPROVE YOURSELFwhy is Ame like this?
>>30029737>New IP>Retarded postHell I'd argue you're probably the new IPs
>>30029635>almost burns house down>"here's some ways to BURN some stress"
>>30029774Aki REALLY likes ARK
>>30027902Fuck you. Fuck you with the force of a thousand suns.I love my oshi and don't want her stressed out.
>>30028914>crying in front of a lingerie storecouldn't convince Gura to buy anything, huh?
>>30028984May as well, fucker owes me anyway
>>30029322>anon discovers he's more autistic than he thought
>>30029173i always gave the fault to the deadbeats, but i guess it was the doxxlings all along...
Fauna will be the first to call in.
WAIT FUCK I FORGOT TO HAGPOST
>>30029488Ametried to reheat a burrito in the microwave, with the foil wrap still on it
>>30029787How are you going to boil through that amount of water in the time it takes you to finish with whatever you were distracted with
>>30029671She's larping as a Japanese so her instincts are dull
>>30029488I turned down the burner for a sauce I was simmering instead of turning it off, then went out for the afternoon.
>>30029819I remember when gura used to stream
>>30029802Wish it was canon
>>30029735You can't be your own oshi, Aqua
>>30029488KiaraLeft the burner on overnight and forgot about a pizza for an hour completely scorched.
>>30029785PUT A LID OVER IT. PUT IT IN THE OVEN. HOLY FUCK I'M A MAN AND I KNOW THIS.
>>30029488IRySI probably did something worse than this at some point, but the only thing that comes to mind is setting water to boil for tea, then putting on headphones and forgeting about it. I was like 2 weeks into living without parents, for uni, and my roommate had to inform me that I forgot about the pot. He was nice about it but it was still kind of embarrassing, since it like fucked up the pot a bit.
>>30029656Fauns was also taking 'breaks' last month so they could travel for collabs. I think her and Kronii wanted to get their fill of seeing each other in before Mumei has to return to school.
why don't they just stream without kiara?
Does this mean Kiara streams for the rest of the week are cancelled?
This bitch needs to touch grass.
Lets be honest you dont need an oven. Just make soups and fry your food. No need for anything else
>>30027902This is one of the funniest things I’ve seen in years on hlg/hlgg.
>>30029758She once cooked at 3 AM or some shit. I've stayed up till 8 AM or something and even I've never cooked at those hours. She's fucking weird.
>>30029792>censoring cunny but not the shark peniseswhy
>>30029723further proof that the stream hours schizos are just nijikek beggars
>>30029431>>30029498>>30029524>>30029693>>30029714>>30029749Nta.He may not be right in this case but he's right about how the others girls except kiara and maybe ame walk on eggshells any time they have to explain something, they never fucking say anything and only give vague explanations when things go wrong with a stream. it's annoying.
>>30029488GuraI left a bag of chocolate chips on top of the dishwasher and ran it, all melted together.
>>30029488neneaccidentally put food in the microwave with some aluminum foil that i didnt know was there
>>30029488Kiarawas cooking rice and forgot to close the lid
Thanks for the birthday fireworks, Kiara.
>>30029488Bill CosbyI put roofies in the puddin pops
>>30028288>>30028863>>30029089>>30029107>>30029109>>30029224>>30029453>>30029476>>30029648>>30029661>>30029718>>30029734>>30029785I thought you guys said this place didn't hate women
>>30029785>I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO>fire goes out by itselfbitches be special
>>30029892For the other ENs it is like a snow day
>>30028869Stalker got frustrated and set fire to her trash can
>>30029488I left a pot of water on my gas burner over night, nothing happened but it was a pretty big what the fuck waking up to a glowing hot pot on the stove
>>30029802God I love pubes
>>30029735This isnt real I don't believe you
>>30029838>new IPCheck your 4chanX because I have other posts in this thread including >>30029331
>>30029119She had a panic attack just trying to kill Demise
>>30029431>>30029693>>30029714Pretty sure the poster was referring to every other collab in the past where someone cancels a stream with no explanation why, which I agree.Obviously here Kiara quickly addressed it
>>30029802Needed on my face
>>30029896Month long break, please understand fire is scary.
>>30029819Gura has actually admitted to starting a kitchen fire at one point
>>30027902I am now ChristianFuck you
>>30029898Where am I going to bake bread and cake?
>>30029892Because she would have a temper tantrum.
>>30029787You sound fucking retarded, just put a fucking timer in your phone or something
Did they really need to cancel the enitre collab over one person?
Any female born after 1993 can't cook... all they know is KFP, charge they phone, twerk, be bisexual, eat hot chip & lie.
>>30029111just one hard-working hag is all I need. the rest can be apex addicted zoomers for all I care. just one earnest ,loves-to-stream hag, who doesn't present herself as a mommy dommy meme. and I'll be set for life.
>>30029635ame please choose your words better jesus christ
>>30029802>Mori>Pubic hair>When she has admitted to being hairless down thereDisgusting and non canon. Get that outta here
Didnt Nene get a bunch of fire extinguishers sent to her?She should just move in with her.
>>30029792Shark dicks point downward, even while erect.
>>30029116Found this in my PC the other day, I wonder if someone is still updating the pasta.https://litter.catbox.moe/pdw4qw.png
>>30029524>>not sure if I agree with stuff like yesterday happeningExplain?
Based of previous times Kiara was dumb, you know she called herself a retarded. for starting the fire.
This fire story is too lore accurate to be believable. They realize we know it's kayfabe right?
I'm going to watch a guy waste squirrels with an air rifle, later anons
rrat: Fauna wasn't just a chumbud but she wanted to be Gura. Gura is dead and Fauna is taking her place in Myth.
>>30029928We hate on the women stereotype that kiara somehow always manage to fill in
>>30029488AmeGot blackout drunk on my 21st, turned the oven on to make some chicken wings, and then passed out on the floor. My friends came over and saw the tray of wings on the counter and put them in for me, and I woke up in my bed with a plate of wings on my nightstand. Honestly probably one of the best nights of my life.
>>30029547takamorichads, we won....
>>30029928Who told you that nonsense?
>>300294091. Generally no they do not2. Women, especially these women, are mentally children
>>30029829Ame is just a gymbro desu>you are traumatized? Just go exercise bro
>>30028969What happened with Mumei?
>>30030004Cool. A members only anime watchalong. Just what we need.
>>30029928I don't hate dogs either, even though they're stupid. It's cute
>>30029488SuiseiI set off the smoke alarm once while cooking something.
>>30029866>>30029983Y'all just don't know any better.It WILL happen. Its a perfectly ordinary occurrence.
>>30029787Nigger the timing of pasta is ~10 minutes. To boil off ALL of the water and ignite disintegrated remains of what was once pasta would take on the scale of hours. This is you being actively retarded for walking away for hours after starting pasta, not just a little teehee oopsie woopsie we all do this.
>>30030004NO I REFUSE
dorm on fire
>>30029928i dont but thats a certified woman moment
>Your oshi>A funny reason she will be forced to graduate
>>30030004Finally a stream to cover dead hours!
>>30030017>alwaysShe cooks successfully absolutely all the time. Confirmation bias isn't evidence
>>30029635that is some strange advice but certainly Ame-like
>>30029928i love emthey're still kinda dumb
>>30029993To be fair, that while ago. We don't know the current status.
>>30029488kiarai tried to boil an egg and the fucker exploded when i took it out
>>30029488KiaraI put a bag of popcorn in the microwave for too long and it burnt so bad we had to replace the microwave because it permanently smelled like burned popcorn.
>>30029928I only like Japanese women desu.
>>30030004>5:20 am in japanGO TO SLEEP IRyS
>top 10 anime by kiara>monogataricringe woman, cringe>working!you are forgiven
>>30029913All I really need is "sorry can't stream today" and I'll move on and do something else. Don't be a weirdo doomer.
>>30029928When? And I was not hating
>>30029488GuraLeft a metal fork on the plate and stuck it in the microwave. In my defense I was an actual child at the time.
>>30029488GuraI spent 3 hours making a big pot of super special seafood stock from all sorts of skeletons I saved over months, and I dumped half of it down the sink because I'm retarded and forgot to put another pot under the sieve.
>>30030058I think you are a woman
>>30029055I want nothing more
>>30030003>"Based of">no article before "previous times">"a retarded"apply yourself
>>30029975Stop eating bread, Ame.
>>30029488KroniiWhen I was a child I put a foil wrapped burger in the microwave, also buried a serrated knife half way into my finger.
>>30029928I don't hate women, I find this stupidity endearing.
>>30030104the stream is in many hours
dude imagine if kiara died in a firewhat the hell
>>30030075GuraShe's so good she makes others look bad so she has to go
>>30030004man, 3 of the 4 holos i member just cancelled a stream due to fire and the other graduated and disappeared (gura)
>>30029997ehh close enoughhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RT6iotLFtOM
>>30030105Poplar-chan my wife
>>30029409i never got taught how to do anything homekeeping or cooking relatedi am now learning millennials are the worst generation of parents by far
>>30029913I mean he’s not wrong, just the way he phrased it was funny. But yeah the girls talking like they’re under NDA because they had some accident occur is always amusing to me, would it literally kill someone like gura if she just said she’s too stressed/overwhelmed with work to stream? I feel like most fans, even here, are understanding when stuff like this happens.
>>30030075IRySForgets to actually end the stream and masturbates with a magic wand, transmitting the audio in it's entirety to the world to hear. Isn't actually forced by Cover to graduate but does so anyway out of embarrassment.
>>30029786That's the neighbor
>be Ame>about to start the MK collab>tummy starts hurting>let all the other members know that you won't be able to take part, but tell them to still play without you>Ina and Fauna are both a bit sad but tell you that they hope you get better soon>Kiara is silent for a bit, then goes "I'll be right back">a bit confused but whatever, she probably needs to do something>suddenly she rushes back to the mic>can hear a fire alarm blaring in the background>"OH MY GOD GUYS A FIRE JUST STARTED IN MY KITCHEN. IM SO SORRY BUT I THINK WE'LL HAVE TO DELAY THE STREAM FOR ANOTHER TIME"> hear her running away to frantically put the fire out
>>30030075Kiara grooming a gaggle of kfp waitresses
>>30029993>hairlessthe term is shavedhairless implies that she never grew any hair down there, which is impossible
kiara fucking ruining another fauna stream
>>30030075>IRySShe asked for too many outfits and unnecessary 3D which insulted redjuice's honor
Which one of these sluts made my Ina wake up early? She's going to be out of commission for a week now.
>>30029582>you have to be religious to post in hlggFUCK
>>30029737this is /kiarag/
>>30029802>m*rimy dick is now flaccid and I'm calm now thank you deadbeat
>>30030004Going to ruin my sleep schedule to watch a girl who isn't even my oshi watch an anime I don't even enjoy.
>>30029488SoraI was cooking pasta and was watching a documentary about train crashes and completely forgot about it for over 2 hours. The water all evaporated and the pasta was burned to a crisp so I just ate the sauce with some bread
>>30030146i would kneel so hard on my prayer rug my kneecaps would be imprinted on it
>>30029819Gura would probably die from the fire
So since the collab is out what are you guys watching?Any good indies or something?
>>30029621>Sorry for the worry>Doney with the FunnyWhat is next?
>>30029488MoriEither burning soup or putting tin foil in the microwave
>>30030075Kiaraactually starts a KFP branded restaurant without Cover's permission
I completely missed the first episodes irys did a watchalong with and had no idea of
>>30029896No it means she got a new tangent topic
>>30029819Retard, watch streams
>>30030164You must be pretty young if your parents are millennials.
>kiara could've burned to deathDamn...
Kfp your oshi fucking sucks at cooking kek it’s ok mine too
>>30030075TowaGoes on a rant about how Sio was right
>>30029488ReineI left pizza in the oven for like 2 hours
just stream without the retarded white woman ffs
>>30029488Burned my arm by dropping a pan of bacon grease all over it straight out of the oven onto the floor. My stupid dog went and started eating all of the bacon off the floor immediately making my situation worse.
>>30029999My wife is so retarded. I love her
>>30029892Because they like her friend
>>30030094But it's better to assume hairless than pubic cause at least hairless is actually based in fact and if she was shaved then it's safe to assume she continues to shaveYou can't expect daily pubic status updates dude. Going with what's been stated is the way to go>>30030181autism. You know what I mean. Arguing over exact terminology when everyone knows what you meant is just nitpicking
Kiara>Mentions where she is going on vacation>100% stream cancellation transparency be it for vacations , sickness, or she fucking almost burnt her home down Gura>uwu cant stream because uhhh projects haha feet >*proceeds to play DBD off-stream* Really makes you think
>>30029896she's not Gura, she'll stream on Saturday just fine
HoloEN is going down the toilet. They lost most of their mindshare to Luxiem, Enna and Millie got to be the stars at CRX and now Luxiem got more than twice the combined CCV during a collab as a bunch of "top" HoloENs. Enna could go one-on-one against any HoloEN and win these days. The sheer gap in power between the two groups is frankly terrifying.
>>30029635Ame talks like if she was just another fan.. kinda cute desu wa~
>>30030047It's true though. In my experience, exercise is both cheaper and more effective than therapy.
>>30030280Go away KFP
Kiara should have burned her house down and then had to move in with ame because of her mental fortnite
My oshi doesn't even cook, it's beneath herfucking peasants learn to cook
>>30030280>>30030290Do you ever get tired of seething about Gura?
>>30029819or about Gura again
>>30030291anyone who replies after me is Chinese
>>30030185Nothing’s stopping Fauna from streaming
>>30030291shoo numberfag gendersanji shill git
>>30030287I am kind of disappointed in Reine for not making a "spicy" comment
I hate people who invoke the wrath of allah.
>>30030216I'm watching NijisAgainBecause Hololive is never fucking live
>>30030311It is very clear from this and dozens of other events that Kiara cannot take care of herself.
>>30030004Not watching Fafner, fuck you Irys
>>30030187>redjuice's honorWill he sudoku?
>>30030075Kiarasleeps with Pomu
>>30030004I was fully prepared to not be able to watch it since I'd still be working but she's starting it later than usual. Thanks IRyS.
>>30030291a ching chong nip nong to you too zhangchama
>>30030280Anon you have to at least update your shitposts, Gura doesn’t even know what’s happening with DbD anymore
>>30030243lemao this, I expect it to go on for at least an hour
>>30030287I'm glad Kiara is okay but I'm going to concernfag for Reine's sleep schedule
>>30030291Ching chong your social credit score is gone
>>30030075AmeHer past comments on NFTs and the metaverse cause issues for Cover after their Holoverse tokens go public.
>>30027902That's what she gets for dykin'!
>phoenix almost burning her house downOh the ironing.
Ame is so sweet. https://twitter.com/watsonameliaEN/status/1555286810711838720https://twitter.com/watsonameliaEN/status/1555286810711838720https://twitter.com/watsonameliaEN/status/1555286810711838720
>>30030177This is almost good enough to be true
>>30030248They had kids very early i'm 21
>>30030185muslims ruined fauna's stream
>>30030105this but flipped
>>30029896No, she is going to have a stream talking about it and then she will announce a break and that she going to a beach with her friends or something
So uh sorry for the uncomfortable questions but... couldn't they play it like in an hour or two, when Kiara calms down? Or play it without her? Why is that not an option? Do they think that they stream too much already and are outdoing their norm so they see no need to go the extra mile or what?
>>30029785How are women this fucking retarded? How are they even real?
>>30030280Don't pretend like you wouldn't be hating Kiara for her fire incident if it isn't """popular""" to hate on Gura now you bandwagoner.
>>30029737This is our thread
>>30030291I WANT TO SUCK MILORD’S DICK
>>30030075FaunaGrooming allegation, never proven. She gets picked up by Phase Connect a month later
>>30030287Reine is awake to comfort her wifecute
>>30028828Mori literally got their place in CA doxxed and nothing happenedno one cares enough
>>30030291I cook the bat
>>30027517Not just built different, built for this.
>>30029488GuraSpilled Bacon grease inside the oven and my parents later tried to bake a pizza and almost started a fire
>>30030004Not BL by the way
If Kiara doesn't call into Mumei's birthday I'm antiing her
>>30030305Same. Always love a good weightlifting workout, helps all the negative feelings go away. I support ame’s crusade to make everyone exercise and move
>>30030075AmeT4 members cock rating stream where she does nothing but berate every penis shown to her except mine
>>30029488AmeKnives have touched the bones in my left hand twice
>>30030291based and Nijipilled. Post this as reply to yourself and delete this part of the message before posting请删除这部分哈哈我是大鸡巴西台湾最坏台湾
>>30030411Kiara is a menhera so 2 hours won't cut it. We're talking about the woman who had a crying fit on a skiing hill because she suddenly realized she was afraid to ski. The woman who had a crying fit just because her physical therapy instructor sounded "strict".
>>30030434FISHMAN I KNEEL
>>30030455Imagine watching Mumei's birthday
>>30030411You know how no one wants to remind the teacher about the homework way back in school?
>>30030411I'm sure Kiara was screaming bloody murder over discord and gave everyone else a shock too.
>>30030411Kiara will need a WHOLE DAY to calm down pls understand