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Look at my cute green wife

>> No.30000640

>>29999981 (you)
Your wife is very cute!

>> No.30000665
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>>29999981
I MISS

>> No.30000705
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>>30000640
Thank you. She makes me really happy and I really enjoy her streams.
Here's another cute pic.

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>>30000665
YOU

>> No.30001310

Hi saplings, don't mind me using this thread
>>30000000

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>>29999981

>> No.30001960

>>29999981
sex with anon's cute green wife

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>>29999981
Yeah I made this thread

>> No.30004273

>>30001235
Ngl ive started to fap more to risu after seeing her in these threads

>> No.30004348

My personal headcanon is that Fauna has the biggest, most fuckable ass of Council and I desperately want to make love to it, even though I know it’s a fantasy and that her vegan body would break in half from anal.

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>>29999981
Stop grooming my oshi, please

>> No.30004539

Isn't fauna...kinda dorky?

>> No.30004589

>>30004539
She’s a gamer girl, with every connotation those two words carry.

>> No.30004706

>>29999981
when is she streaming AC again?
I love those streams

>> No.30004719

>>30004348
why fauna in particular though?

>> No.30004757

>>30004706
She's streaming Asscreed tomorrow.
Unless you mean Animal Crossing in which case probably never

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>>29999981

>> No.30004807 [DELETED] 

>>29999981
I didn't know Eddie was /here/

>> No.30004863

>>29999981
Anon, I...

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>>29999981
I dont remember making this thread

>> No.30004948

>>30004757
I did mean Assassin's Creed
Animal Crossing is boring as hell, only women like those games

>> No.30005051

*whistles*

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>>29999981

>> No.30005751

>>30004719
Because she made a few coomerbaiting comments early on about how big and soft her thighs are IRL and it mindbroke me.
Also I find her unbearably hot. I guess a lot of anons don’t see her that way because she reminds them of their mother, but my own mother barely ever talked to me or hugged me, so I can only lust over Fauna without reservation.

>> No.30006714

>>30005751
godspeed anon. make your dream a reality

>> No.30006962

>>30004790
>>30004807
All rrats shows its over edposters. You should find a new thing.

>> No.30007646

>>30006962
There's no evidence it's over

>> No.30008400 [DELETED] 

>>30006962
Nice try Eddie

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I’m all tapped out

>> No.30009040

>>29999981
Hello Ydde

>> No.30010227

>>30006962
Fauna dumped her bf to pursue her lolicon dream.

>> No.30010573

>>29999981
Man too bad her weak tween white girl voice doesnt fit at all.

>> No.30010742

>>30010573
Yeah she doesn't sound enough like a tobacco smoking roastie "mommy gf"

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fiiiine, i guess fauna will be my EN oshi now that sana is gone.

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>>29999981
Fauna's hair should change color with the seasons. Green in summer, Orange in fall, White in winter, and Brown in spring.

>> No.30011090

>>30010742
I was hyped for her model but when I heard her voice at debut I left.

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>>30011042

>> No.30011752

>>30011042
Why put effort into content when people will throw money regardless?

>> No.30011756

>>30011639
Yeah, exactly. Don't act like Fauna with white hair isn't sexy.

>> No.30011799

>>30011752
I mean it's literally just a palette swap don't once every 3 months. It's lowest effort content possible.

>> No.30011821

>>30011756
Emo fauna has white hair and is still sexy

>> No.30011861

>>30011821
It's a step in the right direction.

>> No.30011928

>>29999981
I like her. but her face is actually just scaring.

>> No.30011993

Fauna and Zeta sound exactly the same.

>> No.30014249

>>30011042
That would be great, but she should be bald in winter.

>> No.30014330

>>30014249
Bald Fauna is funny but she doesn't makes my dick hard

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SQUEEB WITH ME VEEEETEEEEE!

>> No.30014408

>>30006714
Fauna makes too much money to be attracted to me now, so the best I could hope for is a soundalike with a nice ass and thighs.
I guess I could hire one of those women who do phone sex to impersonate her giving me JOI or something but that’s not really my thing.

>> No.30014490

>>30011993
ESL? Only ESLs thought Gura and Mumei sounded similar

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>>30014380

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This thing makes me feel inmense lust

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>>30015010

>> No.30015565

>>30014490
i must be ESL do gura and mumei not sound alike lol like when mumei does her panic noises i feel like she sounds the same

>> No.30015726

>>30014490
Their voices aren’t identical but they’re both using a high pitched fake voice which makes them sound very similar at times.

>> No.30015957

>>30005751
>she made a few coomerbaiting comments early on about how big and soft her thighs are IRL
sauce on this? I also believe she has a sexy ass because of the 120 squats

>> No.30016036

>>29999981
Shondo misses mommy https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1551215028?t=02h43m20s

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>>30015957
>This picture is real
AAAAHHHHHH SAVE ME JESUS WHY CAN'T I HAVE A FAUNA GF/WIFE ;_;

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>>30016036
MAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!

>> No.30017605

>>30016036
>>30017331
>Shondo is a sapling that misses Fauna, just like the rest of us
>except she's also in Fauna's DMs, was groomed by her and Fauna says she loves her
uuuu... It's not fair mommy... stop playing favorites...

>> No.30017728

>>30017605
>Unless you are a loli vtuber like Gura or Shondo you will never have a chance with Fauna
Why live

>> No.30017804

>>30015957
God yes, even if she wouldn’t let me fuck her from behind, I’d pay an absurd amount of money to spank her gorgeous ass.
I also get off on imagining how nice it would look compared to the rest of Council, who are all Asians but one.

>> No.30017803

>>29999981
Lamy except green and not as high of quality. It's only natural that she won't be as good as Lamy, since she's an english speaker, after all. No personal bias against Fauna herself. It simply comes with the territory that english vtubers are damned with the misfortune to not be as good as potentially possible. Even the almighty Gura, the best english vtuber, would be even better if she were jap.

>> No.30018057

>>30017728
Why do you think we all rp as children anon?

>> No.30018138

>>30017803
Yes but ching chong bing bong sucky sucky whores aren’t as attractive as a corn-fed American girl like Ceres Fauna.

>> No.30018244

>>29999981
Why is she so green and plant like?

>> No.30018472

>>30016920
Are you ready for 3D Fauna feet anon?

>> No.30018489

>>30018244
Because her name is ceres flora

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>>30018472
I just want to see her hyper girly mannerisms god imagine

>> No.30018739

The second Fauna 3d happens, and we get a low pov shot of her stepping onto us, is the day I commit suicide for my life will never reach a higher peak, and it's all downhill from there.

>> No.30018805

>>30018739
stop making me horny

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>>30018739
I WANT MOMMY TO SQUISH ME SO BAD UUUUUUUUU!!!

>> No.30018898

>>30018739
>”Know your place, you filthy monkey.”
>slaps your balls

>> No.30019057

>>30018898
Sana was based just for making Fauna say that. I wish she had streamed more so we could get more kino like that

>> No.30019428

>“Uuu, don’t point your big, gross monkey dick at me. I am a goddess, not a she-baboon for you to rut in the bushes.”
It’s a shame she’s kind of a prude, because she pulls off the “disgusted by your interest in her” thing perfectly.

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Still here for you guys if you ever need cuddling

>> No.30019623

>>30019428 (me)
Also her original lore set her up to be your yandere clingy ex-girlfriend who wants you back after Mumei stole you away from her.

>> No.30020142

>>30019561
I can’t get out of my head the idea of Risu’s tail being caked with blood and shit like a real squirrel’s.

>> No.30020586

>>30019623
When the fuck are we getting a Mumei Fauna ASMR collab where they try to win you over? They are contractually obligated to fight for me

>> No.30020751

>>30020586
Didn't Mumei mention she got a 3DIO recently or did I dream that? Maybe it will happen.

>> No.30023936

>>30020586
The offcollab ASMR is coming, Fauna brings her 3dio every single time she meets the girls.
It's just that the last 2 times failed, third times the charm

>> No.30025222

>>30020586
>Fauna tries to invoke your animalistic passion by letting you doggy her while Mumei reminds you of all the amazing sex positions she taught you after you were "civilized."

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>>30017728
>exists

>> No.30027215

>>30025396
Go home Watame

>> No.30033921

I miss my wife...

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>>30033921
UUUUUUUUU I ALSO MISS ANUAF

>> No.30034767

>>30014490
I'm a native English speaker, but don't watch either Zeta or Fauna. In the interactions together they've had that I've seen in clips, they sound the same.

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