/ggg/ - Gawr Gura General

[Anonymous No.]

Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g
Member VODs: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=UUMOoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g
Twitter: https://twitter.com/gawrgura

Songs: https://rentry.org/ggg_songs
Merch: https://rentry.org/ggg_merch

Previous Thread: >>29951207

[Anonymous No.]

This thread will be better

[Anonymous No.]

Gura cute Gura cute!

[Anonymous No.]

I was about to creat a thread with the exact same gif wtf

[Anonymous No.]

>>29967647
Signs point to no

[Anonymous No.]

sharkpits

[Anonymous No.]

>>29967647
Gura lazy Gura lazy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>29967647
Threads are about as good as I expect from zero activity Gura.

[Anonymous No.]

Gura!

[Anonymous No.]

Miss her. Shrimple as. Listening to the ASMR last night was a huge mistake, I was doing fine before that and now I'm about to UUUUUUUUU like a sapling.

[Anonymous No.]

3rd day of 8 hours+ gaming
What the fuck is he playing again?

[Anonymous No.]

Never stop beleebing in Guwa

[Anonymous No.]

We can expect her to appear on Mumei's birthday call-in and crunchyroll expo with Ame answering questions. Also, I wonder if Gura saw the news of the rare walking sharks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29967842
Not Gura related.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29967971
I don't think you understand how annoyed I am at needing to wait for the corporate birthday totsu of another girl to hear Gura again. I'll still watch it, damn it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29967971
we are evolving huhaha

[Anonymous No.]

Lazy fucking cunt
Fake fucking whore
Stop taking advantage of lonely men you fucking snake

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>yes men
Did these "people" come from twitter or reddit, I can't tell anymore

[Anonymous No.]

Less than 3 days until Gura’s next stream, she will sing too!

[Anonymous No.]

>>29967842
Factorio

[Anonymous No.]

>>29968155
it's one guy that's been doing it for at least a year now

[Anonymous No.]

>>29967647
Comfy hours soon

[Anonymous No.]

i like the shork

[Anonymous No.]

>>29968253
He also does it in /ameg/, sometimes in /wah/ and /hlgg/.

[Anonymous No.]

When will it stop?

[Anonymous No.]

A master of the art of murder
Mermaids weep the blackened tears

So you swim to a sunken ship
Invited by a soul who bleeds from the lips
This prophet who beckons you wades in the dark
Speaks an ancient language - this language is of sharks

He says your the one that I decree
The one that can save us and set us free
You've gained the power of a deity
You have the strength to wake us from this sleep

And so you swim on
Swim on!
And so you swim on
Swim on!
Keep swimming now

And the prophet gives to you this warning
If this path is chosen you'll be met with strife
For you'll be seen as an enemy of the sacred
And the gods will curse you
For the rest of your life
And you say

I get by just fine
Check!
I've known much worse life
Check!
I've conquered dark times
Check!
They should fear my mind
Check!

So now you know then go then
Swim on through the cold then
Harness your strength

Because one day you may be called
To meet the mighty gods
Deep within the ocean
And if you're not prepared
Your soul will not be spared

Your eyes have gone black
You'll never look back
You'll never stop swimming
You'll always be tracked

Your life has transformed
Your power has grown
Your minions stretch for leagues
For a bloodied coral throne

A crown of murdered foes
Will sit upon your head
Those that wish to challenge you
Will wish that they were dead

The beasts of the sea will collect and submit
Pray for your forgiveness and live as you permit

And you say:
"I am the Water God
You will bow to the Water God
You will live for the Water God
And you will die for the Water God"

Live for the Water God!
Die for the Water God!

And the deities loom nearer
They will find you...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29968360
when it reaches 3m

[Anonymous No.]

>>29967677
huhuhua

[Anonymous No.]

How do you guys think she will do with singing that shill song live? It’s pretty hard, song probably was more suited for IRyS but they wanted Gura obviously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29968637
She'll play a prerecorded version on stream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29968637
She's done it before anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>29967842
Why are you stalking Cows? He never interacted with HER beyond Twitch chat or Twitter afaik

[Anonymous No.]

>>29968396
Go Into The Water was the best of the Sea songs

[Anonymous No.]

>>29968763
>asking a doxxnigger "why"

[Anonymous No.]

>>29968324
same desu I like her and her tail

[Anonymous No.]

>>29968637
I hope she fucks up badly and cries on stream, fucking whore

[Anonymous No.]

>>29968763
Because he's desperate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29968851
She can't possibly do worse than the priconne stream. And I hope she tries to, that stream was funny as hell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29968637
>Never heard of this song before
>https://youtu.be/AZPLsH-keR4
Seems generic enough for her to be able to do it

[Anonymous No.]

>>29968851
/vsj+/ is a couple rows down anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29968763
They can't fathom that Gura is actually working on stuff. That's literally it. They have pigeon brains.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29968396
Brutal...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29968763
aside from him being a doxxfag, i've seen some anons say they think that the swede is using cow's account

[Anonymous No.]

>>29967842
are you a fag, why are you stalking some guy

[Anonymous No.]

>>29968946
Ye it's pretty generic aside from the part at 1:05-1:33 where she isn't allowed to breathe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29969041
There's a limit to how much stuff a person can work on

[Anonymous No.]

>>29968851
Why do you insult your oshi like that anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29960777
>>29963499
Ok the divegrass team for the thread is signed up to part of /vt/ League 3. Luckily there was already a Gura team set up with a roster that was constructed. So far the players with actual models are:
Atlantis Shark - Hooded Gura model, but looking to change it out for a real shark or a shark with big boobies and rename her “Mama Shark”
Shark_Mascot - Big cube with Bloop on all faces
ChadBud - Chad head on top of normal player model
Gawr - Red Hooded Gura
Gura’s Detective Wife - Full size Ame
Gura’s Most Loyal Warrior - Dante
Gura’s Wife - Shion
Gura- Hooded Gura
Ebi-Chan - Player with a shrimp boxhead
DarkBloop- Big cube with that evil shitpost Bloop
Block Game Autism- Minecraft model Gura
Oh Nyoo- Big Cube with different Oh Nyoo faces on each side
Smol Gawr- Smol Gura colored as Gawr
Grove Street Gura - Green hooded Gura
Rigger Hate- Gura with a rhombus face

The players with models that can be ported in if time allows are:
I want To Pet Dino Gura - Dino Gura
NekoShark- Gura in her Cat outfit
A more HD Gura model without the hood might be used if it can be ported, which will replace most or all of the Hooded Gura players.

That leaves SNOT, BoneBros, Why Do I, Indonesian, SameTori and Company as players that will most likely be represented as cardheads. What this means is that these players will have normal bodies with a picture for a face. Also this roster is subject to change as the thread wishes so if you think a player should be removed or if one player/meme should be included please say so and I can adjust the roster to meet what the thread wants.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29968946
feels honestly like it must be pretty hard to sing, but I'm no singer, hope gura is practicing

[Anonymous No.]

>>29969162
And we already have 4 active project we know about with 1 one them happening this very week. Like, what's disconnect here? Is it brain AIDS?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29968946
1:05-1:33 might be hard with her lung capacity

[Anonymous No.]

>>29969102
There are gaps for quick breaths at 1:12 and 1:20, but that will be pretty rough for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29969191
I'm tired of her bullshit and the rrats are starting to sound more and more likely. I wish I could just drop her but she really has me by the balls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29969302
anyone who replies to this is gura

[Anonymous No.]

>>29968946
The one on their channel has 11million views. Also she will be singing it in English so it might be their official one afterwards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29969292
Taking a breath at 1:12 and 1:20 would be really difficult unless you come in late on the next bit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29969223
>Oh Nyoo

[Anonymous No.]

>>29969302
If you hate something you drop it.
Its that easy bud.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29969267
yeah i'm sure they need so much attention that she can't stream for a couple hours once every 3 days

[Anonymous No.]

>>29969392
I LOVE YOU GURA

[Anonymous No.]

I am unironically out of copium

[Anonymous No.]

She'll come back when she's ready, just have to keep waiting...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29969412
You try talkative streaming for 3+ hours after recording sessions?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29969392
WTF GURA I LOVE YOU

[Anonymous No.]

Why did she do it?

[Anonymous No.]

I'm too dependent on this stupid shark. My days are actually shit when she is completely silent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29969482
Good, leave

[Anonymous No.]

>>29969302
i hope you have the balls to kill yourself, only for her to go back to normal the day after.
you are literally a child who is unable to go a week without his favorite shaking toy

[Anonymous No.]

>>29969482
My patience has been forged by dwarf fortress.
Copium is useless, I see shark isn't on I go do other stuff and shoot the shit here then go back. I see shark on I give my time to her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29969223
>DarkBloop- Big cube with that evil shitpost Bloop
bloop doesn't deserve to be two characters, replace it with something like jar nendo gura

[Anonymous No.]

>Ame ended her stream
>Bait everywhere
Every single time

[Anonymous No.]

>>29969626
You are correct but still dangerously close to being one of those 'she should keep not streaming' types. I know you're probably not and are just phrasing that to rub it in for him, but I am obligated to tell you that you should also kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29969822
if not streaming makes her happy she shouldn't stream, correct

[Anonymous No.]

>>29969667
Wish more of the people here were like this. Guess us patient types are rare nowadays.

[Anonymous No.]

Her first stream back is going to be a shill stream where she has to pretend to be interested in gacha shovelware for an hour

[Anonymous No.]

>>29969822
Whats the correct way to think anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>29969921
The cunny archive streams are great, if it's as good as those I'll be happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29969667
Unfortunately I've become too emotionally attached.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29969932
Just stop thinking. Thoughts are the mind killer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29969667
THIS
if shark isn't on, lift, do chores make yourself better and find your own Gura out there

[Anonymous No.]

>>29969822
i mentioned my thoughts in an earlier post with >>29957235
any """""chumbud"""" who is bawling his eyes out since gura is busy but refuses to believe she is busy, and instead belives she despises chumbuds; needs to leave and never come back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29969932
there is only one correct thought
>gura cute
thats it only gura cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>29970000
Blue Archive is actually good. I've never even heard of Alice Fiction. Nice digits btw.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29970098
"My own Gura" doesn't exist. We all know that too be true. Gura is one of a kind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29970105
I don't disagree but I am still obligated to say 'kill yourself' to every post like your 'shaking toy' one because there's a better chance of me finding an actual real life unicorn than those posts being made in good faith. I'm glad yours was in good faith, but I will continue encouraging suicide on sight.

[Anonymous No.]

gura cant stream because she is stuck in alex jones's jury

[Anonymous No.]

>>29970187
well she's my wife so you better find a nockoff

[Anonymous No.]

>>29970105 me
i know most of the posts that sound like what i am referring to are schizoposts but some of them i do believe are chumbuds
>>29970214
understandable, its a fine line between high-quality shitposting and fans being annoyed at other fans

[Anonymous No.]

>>29970342
You are not me

[Anonymous No.]

>>29970098
>Find your own Gura
Everything else is fine, except that part.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29969774
Got it, I'll go replace him with that suggestion right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29967842
Cows never played the games this long if he isn't streaming. Right now, barb isn't online for 2 weeks and then Cows seems more active all of sudden

[Anonymous No.]

>>29970321
She's actually making a guest appearance on Mumei's karaoke. Yes, I will take my meds with food later.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29970370
I know, I'm sorry I beat you to it but thank you for your surepchat

[Anonymous No.]

>>29970105
They won't leave cuz they're larping antis.

[Anonymous No.]

Gura has gotten banned for posting MLP on this website before

[Anonymous No.]

>>29970524
she's just like me

[Anonymous No.]

>>29970524
What if Gura gives us ERP but it's with a pony model and she makes us clop her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29970524
>She triggered the barneyfag bot
Kinda based.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29970495
i know that a decent portion, probably 95%, is that but I do think some are "fans" who have no patience, AKA zoomers who are only just entering certain fandoms. some anons nowadays would kill themselves over the wait berserk fans had to endure

[Anonymous No.]

Do you think she has actually ever read these threads before?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29970380
based, thanks anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>29970778
>tfw we're entering the Gura boat arc

[Anonymous No.]

>>29970850
DON'T YOU CAST THAT CURSE

[Anonymous No.]

gura is going to overcompensate and burn herself out when she "comes back" and we'll have to wait even longer and I'll cry

[Anonymous No.]

>>29970778
Eh, it's not really the same. Waiting on the conclusion to a story versus spending time with someone. Still pouring another one out tonight to all the homies who died on the boat, since you reminded me. And Miura.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29971092
i was merely commenting on some anon's level of patience. I really do feel for how many never got to see the port

[Anonymous No.]

She's probably practicing singing extra hard to do a good job for the shillstream. Very cute. I love her.

[Anonymous No.]

My parents were bothering me every time I talked to them about me not having a girlfriend so I told them on Christmas that I meant a girl named Gura and we're going steady. Now I'm going to visit this weekend and they told me I better bring my girlfriend Gura so they can finally meet her. The fuck am I supposed to do about this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29971296
Assuming this isn't fake, come clean and take your verbal beating like a man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29971296
Tell them she's busy with projects and can't come.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29971296
Has your nendo arrived yet?
Bring her with you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>29970933
Comfy member zatsudan would cleanse her of all crimes

[Anonymous No.]

>>29971296
Goddamn, you really messed up. Just come clean and tell them you made it up. Don't lie like that anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29971296
Do you live in a sitcom?

[Anonymous No.]

August is going to be good after the con, trust the process.
Feet Review, Atlantis/Palace building, More Rust, and some JP collab (Umisea etc)

[Anonymous No.]

>>29970850

[Anonymous No.]

>>29969223
Put her in

[Anonymous No.]

>>29971296
hope you can find a good cosplay

[Anonymous No.]

>>29970524
>tfw Gura has definitely shit talked the jannies on this site

>>29970787
Probably every once in a while

>>29970778
Zoomers grew up in the era of instant gratification and over abundance of short-form content. They expect constant content even if that content isn't good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29971296
Open your laptop to show a PNG of Gura.
Show them her debut stream. Die of cringe so they never ask you again

[Anonymous No.]

Please be patient. Indonesian adoption claims take awhile to process. Moona and Kaela are busy picking out her racecar bed in the meantime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29971416
Chumdork this is the Gura thread.

[Anonymous No.]

So why don't we go somewhere only we know?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29971492
She is Gura's child like that one schizo keeps trying to tell people

[Anonymous No.]

>>29971495
I already do

[Anonymous No.]

>>29971519
The fruit of her loins...

[Anonymous No.]

I almost worry about some of you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29971296
>walks in with daki under arm
>Mom Dad this is my GF Gura
>don't elaborate

[Anonymous No.]

>>29971495
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCh7t83uexo

[Anonymous No.]

>>29971647
hoto dogo....

[Anonymous No.]

>>29971604
*lickylicky* tasty loins!

[Anonymous No.]

>>29971296
Just be firm that your not gay anon. That’s probably their greatest fear

[Anonymous No.]

So gura...you are practicing karaoke for us, right? You are still remember, right? You didn't forget like everything else, right? Tomorrow we will have mumei's birthday, the day after we will have expo...and the next day you will come back with karaoke, right? I can't wait to hear your singing for us...if you still remember...and i am sure as hell i will never forget...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29971334
>>29971358
I guess I don't have a choice but they were so damn happy when I told them I had a gf that I know it's gonna break their hearts and that thought is making me feel incredibly guilty
>>29971336
>>29971341
>>29971445
>>29971622
Should I really just lean into it like that? Maybe it would go over better....

[Anonymous No.]

>>29969223
>bloop twice
nah i agree with the other guy put Rindo in lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>29970778
Regardless, I assume they're antis cuz they have nothing of substance to say, no content request other than to clock in stream hours. Meanwhile, I just leave my prayers for ERP or say finishing Stray would be a good stream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29971296
no way they actually bought that you're dating someone named "gura", this has to be a larp

[Anonymous No.]

>>29971885
It's common to refer to people by their online handles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29971296
Get a chinese/japanese escort since the name Gura could pass off as asian. Make sure she's the GFE type, be honest and tell her how bad you fucked up. She'll play along and you're family will be non the wiser.

[Anonymous No.]

Chumbuds will NOT defend this

[Anonymous No.]

goodling grremlin

[Anonymous No.]

my dream karaoke is is all Disney villain songs

>be prepared
>hellfire
>friends on the other side
>poor unfortunate souls

I'd love it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29971808
yeah cause then you can pass it off as a long con joke rather than... well you know how it looks

[Anonymous No.]

>>29971296
Tell them she's a child and your relationship is online only until she's older.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29971826
based
>>29971808
if you're being genuine I would either say you were having a laugh and maybe bring up her as a substitute/inspiration, or say it was just your way of coping.
unless you can 100% say gura is your GF

[Anonymous No.]

>>29971969
I love booba Gura even if she has denounced the idea and declared it anathema.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29971969
>Sample
I like fat tiddy Gura too, anon. Pales to the original, but I've had a fap to those pics before.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29972014
I want a full Honey Works karaoke

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>29971969

[Anonymous No.]

>>29971969
yeah I'm gonna have to counter signal that

[Anonymous No.]

>>29970187
She's a run of the mill damaged ewhore, I promise there is way better literally everywhere

[Anonymous No.]

>>29972069

[Anonymous No.]

I hope Gura's next outfit has long hair

[Anonymous No.]

>>29972060
She denounced the idea an declared she schlicks to it, you mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29971885
It's not a larp. They did think it was a weird name so I told them her family is from Croatia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29972139
Same desu
I think its kind of criminal that only her default really shows off her long hair

[Anonymous No.]

>>29972151
You really deserve that verbal beating.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29972151
kek, you're fucked bro

[Anonymous No.]

Guys. I miss goob...

[Anonymous No.]

I like this picture a lot

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>29972060
I love flat or small, perky boobs. Medium is okay. Not a fan of large.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29972151
They don't believe you. They know you're a loser. They're calling you out on your bullshit as a wake up call for how hopelessly autistic you are. This is how they're going to justify putting you in a "facility" for a vacation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29972274
Aim better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29971416
>>29971816
Only if a majority want her in. I thought she would be controversial, but as of now she'll replace "Why do I hear two Guras?" as a player named "Gura's Lost Child". I think she may have a model, but if not It'll just be her YT pfp as a cardhead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29972274
absence makes the heart grow fonder...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29972316
My picture is better

[Anonymous No.]

>>29972374
I agree, B and C are my favorite. I'm sure A is great too, but I've never actually been with an A cup because they're just not as common.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29972504
i think shes really only controversial in the group of people that constantly shit up the threads.
Most chumbuds know none of her fans actually bring her up here without any relevance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29972151
Sorry to say bud, they already know. Parents aren't fucking idiots, most of them would know if their crotch-spawn lie to them. Like seriously your best bet is just to come straight and admit you made things up and you're still single.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29972504
I feel like that is just with thread shitters who bring her up so they can bitch about people bringing her up

[Anonymous No.]

>>29972629
Someone post the band size/cup size soundpost.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29972745
I was going to, but apparently I didn't save it

[Anonymous No.]

>>29972374
Large are only rarely any good, they are either flapjack hangers or attached to land whales or both. One in a million are any good without a bra

[Anonymous No.]

>>29972651
>Parents aren't fucking idiots
Stupidity is heredity. The fact Anon's an idiot means his parents are also idiots so his stupid ruse is actually pretty likely to work on them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29972630
>>29972685
Sounds good to me. As long as most of the thread wants a player, they can be added or kept on the Roster. I just want to make sure the team accurately represents the wishes of the thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29972954
>One in a million are any good without a bra
kek something tells me you also learned this the hard way

[Anonymous No.]

I just hope she's doing ok and just ate a very hearty dinner

[Anonymous No.]

>>29973146
i think most of the thread couldnt give a shit less honestly lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>29973195
I've seen tiddies that replaced the krakken in my nightmares

[Anonymous No.]

>>29973224
She probably ate fast food

[Anonymous No.]

>>29973338
That is a hearty dinner by her standards. Two dinners, even.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29973224
Don't mind if I do

[Anonymous No.]

>>29973224
Making Gura nice and plump with three hearty meals a day....

[Anonymous No.]

What would you actually say if you won the Gura meet and greet? I'm pretty sure I'd spill spaghetti like crazy and end up embarrassing myself. I'm not good at interacting with girls I like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29973778
Ask her to marry me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29973778
I would ask her if she likes lewd art

[Anonymous No.]

>>29973874
of herself, specifically

[Anonymous No.]

>>29973313
Thread is sort of dead since Gura hasn't streamed recently.

[Anonymous No.]

>I'm so excited to actually meet you, Gura
>and I'm so grateful I was lucky enough to win this opportunity!
>There's one thing I always wanted to ask you, if you don't mind
>What does your pee smell like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29973778
well it's not a setting that would lead to knowing her better personally, I don't know if I'd even want to do a meet and great with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29973146
>As long as most of the thread wants a player, they can be added or kept on the Roster
most would prefer a member who is actually a part of hololive and not some 2view who keeps getting brought up by her shills.
I'm assuming you're not one of these shills, so it would be in your best interest to only include members closely related to gura.
also, keep in mind that most chumbuds aren't here since gura isn't active

[Anonymous No.]

>>29973778
In my head, I'd tell her how much goom I spilled to her and how much I like her lewd jokes. In reality, I'd spill spaghetti and stammer something about her being cute and funny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29971416
fuck off and kill yourself.
actually keep grooming her so you both off yourselves

[Anonymous No.]

>>29974005
Get used to this, she got the Ayame contract.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29968851
Ngl that would make me hard.
And make people want to protect and cherish her even more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29972504
a majority dislike/ignore her, the only people who bring her up and associate her with /ggg/ are shitposters trying to bring her some of gura's fame.

[Anonymous No.]

It's been a long time since Gura was able to live stream normally. Without her, Vtuber has become different in my eyes. I couldn't watch Mumei or Bae or Pomu's streams as happily as before. I realized I came to the Vtuber rabbit hole just because of Gura. I miss you Gura, FAQ.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29968851
would never happen She's too much of a pro to shit the bed and not play it off for laughs, that's why she's who she is and not a 2view like you or your whore oshi

[Anonymous No.]

>>29969223
you are really are choosing the worst time to be getting data for this since most chumbuds aren't here due to Gura being busy

[Anonymous No.]

>>29975039
I don't know if there is a good time, though. He's just gonna get ignored when she's on the telly and they're just gonna leave again when she isn't to avoid cock obsessed ESLs.

[Anonymous No.]

If you were cursed to live in a parallel dimension with no Gura, is there any other chuuba you could fall for?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29975436
kiara

[Anonymous No.]

>>29975410
Best time is right after some minor Gura activity like a tweet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29975410
yeah, but there is obviously a worst time. given this is currently nearly 3 hours past her normal start time; I'd say this is the worst time.

[Anonymous No.]

>Got an e-mail confirming my Gura nendo's ship date
>I don't remember ordering it
>I haven't even watched Gura consistently in almost a year

[Anonymous No.]

>>29975436
Forgot to say Mumei for me

[Anonymous No.]

>>29975436
IRyS

[Anonymous No.]

>>29975586
Sell for big bucks

[Anonymous No.]

>>29974339
>>29975039
>most chumbuds aren't here since gura isn't active
That was my fear, yes. I only asked around the dead thread since signups were approaching the limit and I wanted to make sure that /ggg/ was able to get a team into the invitational. I might ask again informally around the next time she streams on her channel if the POI here isn't sufficient to get the team signed up.
>>29974849
>most would prefer a member who is actually a part of hololive and not some 2view
Like I said before I hesitated suggesting her because of how loosely she is affiliated with Gura and Hololive. At the moment I'll go and replace her with either Goomba Roomba, Gura's Dropped Cookie, or "Sorry I have a Foot Fetish" (Cardhead with Gura's feet out)

[Anonymous No.]

>>29975436
no

[Anonymous No.]

>>29975918
i thought it was a cute idea to have her on the team

[Anonymous No.]

>>29975918
I vote goomba roomba

[Anonymous No.]

>>29975918
dropped cookie sounds good

[Anonymous No.]

>>29975918
Dropped cookie is nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>29975436
Bae or Mumei. They're both good girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29975918
Goomba roomba would be cool

[Anonymous No.]

>>29975918
Goomba Roomba probably is the best since you can't get a good idea of what most would want.
some 2view shill isn't representative of gura so it should'nt be included. she is about as relevant as that niji penguin that got misnamed as gura

[Anonymous No.]

>>29976186 (me)
dropped cookie is a good option as well

[Anonymous No.]

>>29967611
How long until the next karaoke stream? She used to sing twice a month. She doesn't feel like singing anymore?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29976975
woah woah let's not get carried away, she might tweet a picture on friday or saturday or something like that

[Anonymous No.]

Can't even like just 1 tweet huh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29973224
>>29973508
rubrubrubrubrub

[Anonymous No.]

>>29975436
mr. koro

[Anonymous No.]

Thoughts on this picture i took of my daughter?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29977521
She looks a lot like my mother.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29975436
I'm already transitioning to Mumei.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29977750
Did she do GFE?
Like...in members or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29977903
Mumei is extremely GFE. You should switch over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29977972
how can mumei do gfe when.. you know...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29977972
Tryin to be the last chumbie bud?
Nice try slick

[Anonymous No.]

>>29977750
what a Moom membership like, I wanted to mem her as well

[Anonymous No.]

>>29977972
Does she do earlicking asmr?
If not, no deal

[Anonymous No.]

Mumei, Fauna and Kobo are the only holos that i considered as cute as Gura

[Anonymous No.]

>>29977972
>>29978109
It's just regular Moom, but a little more open and relaxed. If you don't like to watch regular Moom, skip. If you do, try it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29978109
>>29978247
you can just pirate some member streams and find out you know

[Anonymous No.]

>>29976015
>>29976096
>>29976138
>>29976169
>>29976186
Both of them received a good number of votes, so both have been added to the team. Here is how the Roster is looking so far.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29978250
>Kobo
Ew

[Anonymous No.]

>>29978264
I like regular Moom a lot, sounds nice if she's more relaxed with the hoomans

[Anonymous No.]

>>29978343
indonesian slave labour LEMAO

[Anonymous No.]

WIFE

[Anonymous No.]

>>29978611
Don't lie to me you homo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29977903
It's the same derpy birb but moreso.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29978611
My wife is alive and well

[Anonymous No.]

>>29978670
Retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29978768
So I DID fuck up tweetdeck, alright. It ain't seeing likes, time to fix that.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh I missed shark likes, nice

[Anonymous No.]

very punchable bloop

[Anonymous No.]

He is offline now. Hope he has a good rest after that long gaming sessions

[Anonymous No.]

>>29979314
>screenshot at 10:30 am
fuck off you esl faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>29979314
>2022/08/04
>10:35:38
This nigga is Indonesian LEMAO

[Anonymous No.]

>>29979407
>time in jakarta
Every single time, I swear to fucking god.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29979314
indo wkwkwkwk

[Anonymous No.]

>change filename to indonesian time
>laugh at responses

[Anonymous No.]

>>29979314
literally who?

[Anonymous No.]

Tweet soon

[Anonymous No.]

>>29979682
>post asks her to like something
>she does
>now asking for a tweet
there's no satisfying you people

[Anonymous No.]

>>29979314
IT'S SEANIGGER HAHAHAHAHAHA
OF FUCKING COURSE

[Anonymous No.]

>>29979934
I wasn't asking anon, I was letting you know it's coming

[Anonymous No.]

>>29979934
Everyone seems pretty satisfied after a stream. The usual shitposters have to crawl into their holes for a day or two, even, because they can't get anyone to reply for more than a roru rumao. I know she's either busy or decompressing after being busy, but just saying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29980078
>roru rumao posts
I legitimately don't understand the point of those.

[Anonymous No.]

>Gura schizo outs himself as a actual SEAmonkey

[Anonymous No.]

>>29979934
I'll be satisfied when she provides me with at least 4 children.

[Anonymous No.]

Wait...so it's real...?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29980426
No, dino Gura is not real.

[Anonymous No.]

>new ip

[Anonymous No.]

>>29980320
was there ever a doubt?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29980467
What...? Please don't say that! Dino Gura is a real dino please...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29980426
Gura's cunny? Yes

[Anonymous No.]

Yikes...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29980467
Dino gura is real and I will rub it

[Anonymous No.]

I fucking love fanarts like these. Pudgy guwa is cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>29980467
Meds.

[Anonymous No.]

For how many days have her likes and RTs been between 11pm-2am EST

[Anonymous No.]

>>29980536
I didn't expect him to be so retarded as to prove us right

[Anonymous No.]

>>29980757
We already know where you're going with this, so lemme just cut right to calling you a retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29979934
I will ask her to show her cunny finally

[Anonymous No.]

I don't know anymore...

[Anonymous No.]

Do think she bought her mamas stuff?
https://twitter.com/amsrntk3/status/1554408578043129856

[Anonymous No.]

>>29980901
Do think you're ESL though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29980816
I don't know where she's going with this so I'm going to assume it's "management is keeping her awake with recordings and other bullshit" which as far as we know is true

[Anonymous No.]

>>29980923
The fuck is wrong with you

[Anonymous No.]

>>29980982
Nothing, how about you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29980620
Soon, my brothers

[Anonymous No.]

>>29980901
Probably. I'm honestly tempted to myself

[Anonymous No.]

>>29979314
Bro, that's not even the guy. Lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>29979314
>>29979682
>>29980426
>>29980604
>>29980757
>>29980898
is the deadbeat janny back?

[Anonymous No.]

I don't play video games anymore but can't stop myself from following news and looking for sales for games I won't play.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29981155
The rrat they are going with is that one of them is borrowing his discord account or something which makes no sense at all.

[Anonymous No.]

I thunk Gura went to Japan to record some stuff. That's why her Twitter activity has been at 11pm or 12am edt this week.

[Anonymous No.]

Always a good sight seeing the rabid cuckposters/fanfic writers are just brown chimps on a miserable island.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29981206
wrong thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>29981233
Same desu I haven't completely stopped playing games, but I watch videos and follow news about them way more than I actually play now...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29981245
It's just a guy that Barb plays games with I think. They are retarded

[Anonymous No.]

>>29981292
They are trying to summon the deadbeat janny to delete posts here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29981366
Then he's a fucking retard since there was nothing wrong with my post >>29980757

[Anonymous No.]

>>29981233
Take the gamedev pill. You get to be connected to games and get a creative outlet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29981233
I've been going back in time and playing older games from late 90's early 2000's. Quest for Glory 5 is my current fix right now. Nothing really interesting going on nowadays.

[Anonymous No.]

Why wasn't barb online anymore? I miss him from my small indonesian heart...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29981281
Don't say racist things about Kaela you rule breaker

[Anonymous No.]

>>29981656
Game dev is its own hell...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29980757
Iunno anon, count them up but for a fair few days now. Also, consider maybe not asking that way since people, as you can see in this thread, will instantly assume you're the SEAschizo trying to make his headcannon timeline work instead of just somebody trying to figure out how many days management has had her up for.

[Anonymous No.]

Why is it always a SEA behind these schizo posts? Why can't they just have normal minds?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29975436
Fauna’s nice I guess. She is Chumbud Prime after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29981768
I guess they can't help it
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Epidemiology_of_schizophrenia

[Anonymous No.]

>>29981759
>Also, consider maybe not asking that way since people, as you can see in this thread, will instantly assume you're the SEAschizo
Fair enough

[Anonymous No.]

I've been sitting on the toilet and refreshing while taking a shit, thread seems slow today without much bait or biting going on.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>nothing on JayDee
>nothing on Sykkuno
>nothing on Barbie
>nothing on CowsIAm
Who's the next one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29981963
Me

[Anonymous No.]

>>29981963
You forgot Nullrefrepro, he had his own arc albiet a short one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29981206
She looks happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29982040
Why did I reply to myself? I should be banned.
>>29982058
Oh yeah, I completely forgot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29982058
What about Farhan, he had his own arc as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29981768
I'll fess up, I made the Suspended larp but it was a test to see if the normal shitposting and schitzos changed their behavior. I wondered if a rouge shitzo post would confuse them and trigger their autism.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29981768
Stop being racist. I paid half of my salary per month for her membership

[Anonymous No.]

>>29982198
*rogue

[Anonymous No.]

>>29982058
kek I completely forgot about this, that monkey keep spamming this fucker every thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>29981963
Gura sure does love euro cock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29982267
It's kinda hard not to be one when time and time again they live up to their reputation here. If you are a SEA then be the change that can break stereotypes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29982406
you SEAniggers are truly cuck faggots

[Anonymous No.]

>>29981963
Oh yeah, and Lucio too. Man, looking at this list just makes them look like opportunistic retards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29982161
>fat short brown
LOL

[Anonymous No.]

Why wasn't he online anymore? Don't tell me you use someone else account?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29982682
It's nice watching your rrats shatter in real time. I needed a good laugh eekum bokum man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29981899
rubrubrubrubrub

[Anonymous No.]

Do you guys think Gura will play the Dbd dating sim?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29982780
Yeah she did it today offstream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29982267
I know your oshi is Gura but you only make 10$ (or whatever the equal is in your country) a month? The numbers don't add up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29982769
Another anon already shattered this one a week or two ago before they even tried pushing it, so if he wants to try this new angle he's not going to get very far. I don't even know where it came from. 'He's using his friends steam/discord account to copy the exact same pattern of videogame playing behavior'.

[Anonymous No.]

Dis SEAmoney big mad he outed himself in his own LARP. my fucking sides

[Anonymous No.]

Keep replying to bait. Dont discuss streams. Good mutts.

[Anonymous No.]

grumbo guildenstern

[Anonymous No.]

>>29983195
thanks, i try hard

[Anonymous No.]

>>29983195
All in a days work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29983195
I'm pretty sure every other general is like that.

[Anonymous No.]

idk what to talk about... I've been listening to random gura karaoke vids on youtube and it's bretty good feelin

[Anonymous No.]

I actually rewatched the duolingo stream and I get why japs like it so much, it's a really good stream.

[Anonymous No.]

It's sad i was born in indog country...everyone is so mean to me...i want to be white man too you know...? i want big cock!

[Anonymous No.]

>>29975436
Unfortunately, Mori.
Gura saved me from her.

[Anonymous No.]

You are my sunshine
My only sunshine
You make me happy
When skies are gray
You'll never know, dear
How much I love you
Please don't take
My sunshine away

[Anonymous No.]

This is my maid

[Anonymous No.]

>>29983681
I love shark maid

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Wait, so if I say Gura loves American cock or my cock it doesn't get deleted but I say euro cock and it does? Janny you are making it easier for people to know the truth by only deleting the correct info and not the false stuff

[Anonymous No.]

I'm in love with Gura!
Goodnight!

[Anonymous No.]

You guys keep talking gay shit, so here's a better topic: I want Gura to choke me with her little girl legs.

[Anonymous No.]

imagine gura

[Anonymous No.]

>>29984419
Imagine her squeezing your neck with all her might
and you still being able to breath just fine

[Anonymous No.]

>>29984419
she's so weak and frail that trying would instantly get reversed and that's exactly what she wants

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder:
https://streamable.com/xs5yba

[Anonymous No.]

Why do you guys keep making threads during dead hours? All that happens is doxxing and back and fort shitflinging, there's literally no point in having the general up now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29984203
no Gura only loves my cock, everything else gets deleted because it's lies

[Anonymous No.]

>>29984677
Shitposters can make threads too. There's no point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29984677
Why do you keep asking this question? The shit flingers/doxxers/shitposters/schizos will make these threads anyway, and others will make them to spite you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29984727
I wrote this post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29984677
You've already tried this before, get new material.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29984788

[Anonymous No.]

I can watch other vtubers and enjoy them but the thing is that I don't enjoy them as much as Gura's, I just like her that much I guess. She's that irreplaceable to me.

[Anonymous No.]

I think Gura and Megumin should kiss

[Anonymous No.]

I hope Gura sleeps well tonight so she has plenty of energy for the long day ahead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29984900
That shrimp? That's me

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>29984900
you can't see me but I'm the shrimp under the covers

[Anonymous No.]

>>29984876
Pretty much. I have another I'd call a favorite, and more still that I like to watch, but no one other than Gura really brings me the same level of...I dunno what to call it without sounding like a bigger fag than usual, but you get the idea. Downside is that when she's gone for a while I wind up in the dumps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29985002
UUUUOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

>>29984876
same desu

[Anonymous No.]

>>29984519
T_T uoh

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>29985002
paint the spats away

[Anonymous No.]

>>29985103
Yeah I always feel like that if I found another oshi I'd constantly betray her to go back watch Gura when she occasionally streams, it's pointless, Gura is my oshi

[Anonymous No.]

I want to trust her that she's busy with hololive stuffs...she will never lie to me

[Anonymous No.]

>>29984203
Question: Why do you feel the need to make fake screenshots to fuel your rrat? Quite a few anons in this thread have verified themselves and we can see that Cows only has Spotify presence enabled. I'm not even sure "streaming a game" is a real discord presence you can have.
If there was any truth to this, would you be using real screenshots?
Also, while I'm at it, if you're ever wondering what Cows is doing while he's not streaming DBD, here's your earth shattering answer: He's playing World of Warcraft.
Anyway see you after my ban.

[Anonymous No.]

Actual child

[Anonymous No.]

>>29984886
Gura being a Megumin fan is cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>29985241
TuT

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>29985234
Because users here don't bother in checking for themselves and get baited into replying and feed him (You)s, no other reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29985367
literally me

[Anonymous No.]

>>29985241
Never thought I'd see the day where I'm simping over a child...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29985367
Yeah, me.

[Anonymous No.]

flat

[Anonymous No.]

>>29985234
Holy fucking shit?? I have her membership for 1 and a half years. Why the fuck would i need to fake shit to make people hate my oshi? I only posted the truth...the truth that betrayed me

[Anonymous No.]

>>29985002
I showed my mom my Gura nendo and the first thing she said was "I love how plump her little legs are"

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VS81xQ3uMc

[Anonymous No.]

>>29985966
Is your mom single?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29985537
T u T

[Anonymous No.]

>>29985949
she didn't betray you, it was insane to think Gura would care about a SEAnigger. You played yourself faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>29985966
Based mom

[Anonymous No.]

>>29985966
Your mom has based taste

[Anonymous No.]

>>29985966
Plump loli legs are amazing. It's why Kanna is pretty popular too with those damned female kid thighs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29985966
Holy fucking based

[Anonymous No.]

>>29985999
yes
>>29986126
>>29986170
>>29986253
>>29986624
My Mom is a lolicon she just doesnt really know it. Ever since I got her into anime she has only ever talked about how much she likes the little girls in shows.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29985234
Unless I'm off my meds, I could have sworn I've seen the 'streaming a game' status before. I don't think it matters, though, because I think he is faking it anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29970187
>saying this when the 2view saga recently happened

[Anonymous No.]

>>29986901
She was no Gura, as much as she would like to be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29986772
can we get her digits?

[Anonymous No.]

Every time evidence is pointed out here, one of them goes and deletes or privates or unsubs from the other in order to hide it. Doesn't that say more than anything else?
I want to trust her but it's become so difficult.

[Anonymous No.]

And now I'm crying every day thinking about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29986999
Yeah, anon the entirety of the Internet helps Gura into hide from you. She's Lex Luthor after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29986772
You may call me father.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29986999
You are not dating Gawr Gura. You only watch her when she wants to play a game or sing a song in front of an audience. Your relationship with her ends there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29986999
>They get harassed
>They get stalked
>Surprised when they stop putting up with it.
Ok ok I'm done replying to IP schizo.

[Anonymous No.]

I've been waiting over a year for anything to disprove it, but it just seems more and more likely to be true every passing week.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29987297
upvoted

[Anonymous No.]

>>29987449
you really truly need to kill yourself, you're a waste

[Anonymous No.]

>>29986999
That's because every time you post their shit here, someone from here, usually me, DMs them and tells them to protect themselves. It's called being a good person.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29987449
We've all been waiting more than a year for you to either prove it and stop posting or just stop posting, and you are, unfortunately, still here. Guess we're all unhappy.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>29987449
>scream to the void "SHARKS ARE BIRDS"
>...
>"I've been waiting over a year for anything to disprove it, but it just seems more and more likely to be true every passing week."

[Anonymous No.]

>>29987574
>sharks are birds
You're saying that like it's not true though?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29987449
You've been watching a girl paid by a corporation to be cute and funny over the internet for a year. You don't even know her. The only promise she's made anybody is to play a character and stream while doing so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29986999
>>29987449
I think you like shitting up the thread

[Anonymous No.]

i miss gura

[Anonymous No.]

The more secretive you become the more people would try to find it. All you need is to be honest. Stop lying. Lonely simps are scary than you thought. (And lastly, stop making empty promises) i love you btw

[Anonymous No.]

>>29987449
If that the truth you wouldn't post edited screenshots. Sorry but you're done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29987708
She's not here, retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>29987708
She doesn't need to tweet every time she clips her toenails, and this isn't her mailbox.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29987531
thank you for your service

[Anonymous No.]

>>29987796
Or any of her friends either lol
>yeah they camp 4chan 24/7 to prevent Gura from getting caught bro!!!!!! Gura literally hired Internet assassins from Atlantis, be careful bro
She went hiding completely immediately after debuting and this makes all the schizos seethe because all they've left is fabricating screenshots.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29987708
There's nothing wrong with keeping your private life away from online. Pretty sure a good portion of >us or at least I'd like to think put a high priority on opsec.

[Anonymous No.]

i miss gura

[Anonymous No.]

>>29987708
>simps
kill yourself tourist

[Anonymous No.]

>>29987708
You can stop pretending anon, feel free to leave

[Anonymous No.]

She did GFE btw. That is the way she chose

[Anonymous No.]

>>29986772
Damn, I wish my mom was that cool. She's still pretty cool, but I think she just politely feigns interest if I bring up anything anime related.

[Anonymous No.]

What is this weird larp

[Anonymous No.]

>>29988187
>anon receives cute text from girl
>"what the hell? did she just propose to me?"

[Anonymous No.]

Snail!

[Anonymous No.]

>>29988187
Sometimes I fake a british accent and pretend to be a genius that just discovered a scientific breakthrough that proved time travel was not only possible, but far easier to pull off than we originally thought. That doesn't mean I can actually do it, it's just fun to play the character.

[Anonymous No.]

what's happened to this place? it feels like many of you are already preparing for the rrats to be true with shit like "she was never your girlfriend". what happened to the chumbies here that were in love with her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29988350
>it's just fun to play the character
So she faked it all? So she didn't really care about us? The gura that we know?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29988458
keep screaming to the void man, maybe someday you will get one chumbud to leave Gura

[Anonymous No.]

>>29988458
The antis have been out in force with this latest streaming break. Us liking Gura causes them to get genuinely upset.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29988458
the rrat that gura is my wife happens to be true, and other chumbuds need to be prepared for that.
also, I don't know if I've ever said this here before, but:
yeah, me.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>29988660
sleep tight bud

[Anonymous No.]

losers in hlgg think mumei's karaoke is anything near the level of gura's karaoke. fucking idiots will be btfo when gura sings soon

[Anonymous No.]

>>29988637
I wrote this post

>>29988660
Oyasame

[Anonymous No.]

>>29988571
It seems to have really reached a peak when she declared herself a sharkgirl idol.

[Anonymous No.]

and some of you are retarded saying they were being harassed.
when it was pointed out here that he didn't log in during her house hunting break, he deleted his entire discord server that he's had for years.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29988715
>when gura sings soon

[Anonymous No.]

>>29988458
You can love someone but also be realistic.
>>29988526
Just because something will never come to fruition doesn't make it less enjoyable of an experience. Sometimes you need to hear "I love you", even from a stranger that you won't meet outside of that circumstance. The words are comforting and evoke happy emotions when you hear them. I'm suggesting that you shouldn't make it any more than it is. Nobody here will meet her or form a relationship more than what it is. Not you, not me. That's not a bad thing, it's just important to not set expectations that aren't realistic or you'll get hurt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29988458
>many of you
(you)
>the rrats
the shit you made up

You're transparent like glass

[Anonymous No.]

Why is this guy using a new ip every minute?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29988770
glad you rotated IPs again just to drop this absolute gem of a post on us bro
I studied and internalized every word of it ;)

[Anonymous No.]

>>29988458
>chumbies
>imblying

[Anonymous No.]

>>29988715
Mumei is good but I don't enjoy her karaoke as much as I do others for some reason

[Anonymous No.]

>>29988715
Mumei has been doing better tonight than what I've heard from her before. It's crazy good and I hope Gura tries to top it. Gura and Mumei singing together would also be incredible.

>>29988759
That really set them off for sure.

>>29988832
Ban evasion of course

[Anonymous No.]

>>29988770
Both Cows and Barbie's discord servers are still up and running my nigger

[Anonymous No.]

>new IP
>retarded ass post

Anyway, time to go to bed soon. Hopefully Goobs soon.

[Anonymous No.]

Gura is my girlfriend

[Anonymous No.]

>>29988788
Sorry, shit like this is not my thing. I am not strong like you. I only want her to care about us. Not somebody else

[Anonymous No.]

>>29988788
fuck off falseflagging seanigger. no one wants you here

[Anonymous No.]

It's funny how they can just bring up actual proof for many of the other girls, but have to resort to these long winding narratives with poorly strung together "evidence" for Gura. lol.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29988984
You already outed yourself by editing screenshots. You're a retarded anti larping and nothing else. Too late to pretend now

[Anonymous No.]

>>29989036
Shark Idol is too powerful

[Anonymous No.]

>>29988984
One day you'll find someone like her, I'm sure of it.
>>29989013
>Everyone you disagree with is from South-East Asia

[Anonymous No.]

>>29989013
this.
either you love her or you don't.
and if you don't, then gtfo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29988788
fuck off retard, I will marry her

[Anonymous No.]

My shark idol

[Anonymous No.]

>>29989083
Edited?
Sure, it's not like his discord status is public, right? Nobody can check other than me, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>please post real proof disproving the things I made up
Schizos are interesting creatures

[Anonymous No.]

>>29989107
yes. no one wants tourist falseflaggers coming here and pretending that ackshully gura doesn't love us

[Anonymous No.]

lol, I think the schizophrenia has finally maxxed out for /ggg/.
To think that any new IP from now on will be considered the same person by more than one anon here would be kind of funny if this weren't my oshi's dedicated general.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29989107
>One day you'll find someone like her, I'm sure of it
Thanks

[Anonymous No.]

>>29989083
which screenshots were edited?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29989221
Did you read their /b/ threads? Even with total freedom all they post is increasingly insane rrats with absolutely zero actual proof of anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29989187
That's the priblem niggerboy, i did check. Every 5 minutes for the last multiple days in fact.
And now you're throwing deleted servers into the mix. I'm in both of their dead ass servers right now. One more desperate lie from your brown mouth. You can't pretend you're a concerned fan and if you make up slander. You immediately out youself as a low IQ anti.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29989221
you would think that with as much as we know about both of them, there would be something that would contradict the rrat by now, but there really isn't. so while that anon might be stirring shit, i'm not exactly overflowing with confidence that it isn't true either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29989624
nigger, you can't pose as a fan anymore

[Anonymous No.]

>>29989624
wait, didn't anons say a few threads ago that they couldn't find his discord server anymore? if not, then that's my bad. i don't actively go to it so I just assumed something that would be easy to verify like that would be correct.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29989933
meant for >>29989451

[Anonymous No.]

>>29989933
>assuming people spewing rrats are telling the truth
Now this is just sad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29989994
Meant for >>1

[Anonymous No.]

>>29989228
>ackshully gura doesn't love us
I'm not suggesting she doesn't care about or love her audience. Does she know you? Your real name? Your story? Does she think you, individually, are funny? Charming? Have you hung out with her IRL? Gone to the movies with her? Took her out to dinner? Brought her a present?
No? Well, what have you done then? Chances are, you've talked in her chat. Maybe left a comment on her archives. Send a superchat? Replied to a tweet? Retweeted something she tweeted?
Has she ever replied to you? Liked a response from you? Held a conversation with you, specifically? Probably not, right?
And someday, a long time from now, she'll graduate, turn the accounts over to Cover, stop being Gawr Gura, and move forward with her life doing what she wants to do.
At that point, will she turn to you specifically? Will she turn to any one of us and say "Hey, you were cool, we should meet sometime"? Will she even know how to find you if she wanted to?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29989181
Our perfect idol

[Anonymous No.]

>>29989726
i'm just saying we don't know one way or the other with any meaningful amount of certainty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29990022
Exactly this, there is zero reason to even believe the shit they are spewing in the first place

[Anonymous No.]

I pray for a better /ggg/ a comfy /ggg/

[Anonymous No.]

>>29990128
And you don't know with any meaningful certainty that I'm not fucking your mom every night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29990128
Nigger you cannot use the word "we" in this thread. You have outed yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>29990158
Just wait until Gura comes back. The Earth will shatter from all of the kneeling.
Again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29990094
yeah, me

[Anonymous No.]

>>29990132
i mean, you'd have to be pretty stupid and you'd have to completely ignore the past to think they aren't at least very good friends.

[Anonymous No.]

some of you should seriously consider stop watching vtubers altogether, yes I'm talking to you schizo

[Anonymous No.]

>>29990395
>new ip