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A thread for the Reaper of Eras, Mori Calliope, and the members of her extended universe

>> No.29937456
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I came in to the stream during the snake fight, what did I miss?

>> No.29937477
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I love Mori Calliope!

>> No.29937495

>>29937377
TINY HAT

>> No.29937500

What was the soundpost you guys were talking about at the end of last thread? I was out for a smoke

>> No.29937554

>>29937500
about D's brother being a chuuni little shit

>> No.29937595

I'm starting to develop some fetish or something for her guh's, especially the cute ones.

>> No.29937706

Tiche is being pretty useless this fight.

>> No.29937722
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remember to love your Mori

>> No.29937767
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This threads have been a fucking mistake ever since people dropped "herself" from the OP.

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I FUCKING LOVE KAWAIIOPE MORIRIN AND I WANT TO MARRY THIS DORK, START A FAMILY WITH THIS DORK, AND RAISE A SON WITH THIS DORK, A SON WHO’LL INHERIT OUR RESPECTIVE BEST TRAITS AND ATTRIBUTES BUT IS ALSO JUST AS MUCH OF A DUMB CHUUNI AS HIS BEAUTIFUL DORK OF A MOTHER

>> No.29937820

>>29937767
*These
See how much this is messing me up?

>> No.29937824

>ywn help Mori fight the fake saxophone dragon

>> No.29937828

It's just a 50% heal Mori that's not OP compared to your actual flasks

>> No.29937871

>>29937828
Mori didn't grab the kamehameha though so its not as useful

>> No.29937938

Plastic sax barely seems to have any HP compared to some of the other hard bosses

>> No.29937948

Shes doing pretty good without tiche

>> No.29938147

and she's dead

>> No.29938190

She knows whoop da woop. Think she knows it's a dragon ball z meme?

>> No.29938218

Fear made her stronger, she fought really well until she lost sight of him.
>>29937938
He's not really hard, he's there mostly for a really cool fight with lots of fire, beams and explosions.

>> No.29938228

>>29935880
The sandler shit and how long it has been going and at one point how it much there was ER streams.

>> No.29938284

I predict she is going to die much earlier this run.

>> No.29938324

Bakawagi just dropped another 250 bucks on memberships

>> No.29938337

Oh for fuck's sake Bakawagi, fuck off already.

>> No.29938375

>>29938324
>>29938337
Yeah he's just desperate for attention it seems.

>> No.29938386

>>29938190
very likely not

>> No.29938405

well hopefully there aren't any antis

>> No.29938430

>>29937477
Man, I want that background image

>> No.29938444

>>29938324
well at least he can't spend any more money
unless he has an alt

>> No.29938490

>>29938324
Wait, AGAIN? Based

>> No.29938531

>>29937456
Other lightning dragon and Rykard

>> No.29938549

>>29938190
Probably not. It doesn't have much of a connection to DBZ besides the face.
It's like the Y U NO face being from an out of context panel from Gantz.

>> No.29938558

>>29938405
If an anti wanted a membership to shit up the streams or spam they'd just drop 25 cents for an ARS one

>> No.29938620

>>29938444
This IS his alt account. He has a pink skull main one.

>> No.29938644

>>29938558
Yeah, they'd have done it by now. Let the guy give Mori money.

>> No.29938664

>>29938558
Some of her antis might be broke little shits who don't have access to mom's debit card

>> No.29938667

>>29938558
Yeah I just checked, its only $19 USD to drop 50 memberships in ARS

>> No.29938695

>>29938324
how have i still not gonna any lol

>> No.29938757

>>29938695
You in chat much? They're weighted to none members who chat more iirc

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>Local Reaper Bullied By Dragons

>> No.29938794

>>29938620
them damn paypigs

>> No.29938802

>>29938757
i do but i think theres something wrong with my account that i can't opt in for some reason. i know i'm not a brand account so idk why

>> No.29938806

>>29938695
If you had your account for a very long time it is probally something called a "brand" account and they can't get gifted. There is a way to fix it apparently.

https://myaccount.google.com/brandaccounts

>> No.29938901

>>29938802
If you want a membership so badly just get it in ARS, its like 35 cents USD.

>> No.29938905

Do it Prinnies, you won't

>> No.29938935

Kek, I usually get annoyed by bandwagoning, but I really like this bit

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>>29938806
I thought it might be that but when i check that link i don't see any brand accounts

>>29938901
i'll just sack up and buy one myself before her next members karaoke stream

>> No.29938985

>>29938558
I don't care about potential antis. I care more that today alone net her at least 100 potential little shits who have no etiquette for members content. Any one of them could be potential clipfags or >U SPEAK VIETNAM spammers.

>> No.29939023

>>29938757
I have literally never said anything in chat and I've gotten a membership twice

>> No.29939183

this is going to be another 12 hour stream isn't it?

>> No.29939224

>>29938985
People with sufficiently little regard for chat etiquette might as well be antis, and a ton of them might undermine Mori's sense that she can relax and be herself there.

>> No.29939293

>>29938985
Yeah malicious antis are easy to ban and deal with
Dumbass greys who've been gifted are going to spam and be annoying because you can't outright ban them

>> No.29939347

That was an aggressive sip of water

>> No.29939503

>>29939293
Or can you?
She said she has mods in chat (multiple) once.

>> No.29939518

>Mori using R1s
she's unstoppable now

>> No.29939596

>>29938375
All of these people doing that are attentionwhores.

>> No.29939764

>>29939596
I don't understand that. Mori's not particularly enthusiastic about it. Wouldn't you rather have 5 "what a chad"s from Mori than a bunch of Greys maybe saying thanks and mori tolerating uou?

>> No.29939809

>>29939503
Yeah, they work with the "demon team" that screens her superchats, lol

Actually that hasn't been in the description for a while. Probably just because she dropped that old template for the concert promo one.

>> No.29939826

>>29939596
Yes, the point is that he must be especially needy given Mori clearly would rather do without gifted subs.

Either that or he's especially dense.

>> No.29939832

>>29939183
Easiest grudgepost

>> No.29939862

I think Mori should kiss Lui

>> No.29939876

Bakawagi did it a third time

>> No.29939890

fucking hell Bakawagi

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>more memberships

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>> No.29939975

>150 gifted members
>none me
why even live?

>> No.29940035

>>29939809
Yeah no offence, but I think I'll take her word over yours.

>> No.29940052

She did it! (Maliketh will be suffering unless she summons Tiche)

>> No.29940082

>>29939975
next time bro I'll get you

>> No.29940124

>>29939764
Rich, dumb, and attention whore. Bad combination.

>> No.29940178

>>29940035
NTA but the only time I've ever seen someone banned is by Mori herself. The only exception is when J-Chad jokingly banned someone for calling Iroha a ninja

>> No.29940201

>>29939764
I think it's more so people in chat start sucking his dick

>> No.29940221

>>29939764
it's the only way to actually give her money during an ER stream

>> No.29940340

>Gifts a second batch of 50 memberships midfight
No attention.
>Gifts a third batch of 50 right as the fight is won for peak attention whoring.
Still no attention.

Damn, dude is going hungry tonight after not getting his fix.

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Mori should watch-a-long 1994s Airheads
it has sandler, but he really doesnt speak too much, it has music industry content that could lead do good side discussion from mori and it has a sweet song I want to hear her sing along to

>> No.29940387

>>29940221
She's playing live a live tomorrow. Can he not wait?

>> No.29940416

>>29940221
Yeah, I think the guy genuinely just wanted to give her money and other people memberships. It's been long enough past the introductory period that it probably won't be a problem, anyone watching Mori in the middle of the day US time probably actually like her streams

>> No.29940535

>>29940416
>Letting 150 Elden Ring autist greys join membership.
Yeah, I'm not so sure that's the best timing.

>> No.29940562

>>29940387
Think he might be on Yuro time, haven't seen him in a while in normal SC's and streams have been heavily US-oriented

>> No.29940593

>>29940340
>ywn donate 720$ to get ignored

>> No.29940610

>>29940416
NTA but after the first batch it should've been clear that Mori would rather people not do that. Well intentions aside the dude just can't read the room.

>> No.29940634

>>29940593
it was probally ARS so more like $60

>> No.29940662

>>29940416
It's still incredibly stupid and attentionwhoring behavior when Mori is on record saying she doesn't like it and wanted to turn off the option on day one. She only begrudgingly accepted of it because there's no option to get rid of it.

>> No.29940668

>>29940634
he donates in SGD

>> No.29940676

>>29940052
probably, I don't know if she'll have the capacity to pull off the item parry

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>there's an actual bread dog in pokemon now
God damnit...

>> No.29940694

>>29940535
This stream was about as pleasant a chatting experience as there has been in a while, chat only spammed when she asked for help on Fia quest and location of Sax Dragon. Even Live a Live had more backseaters

>> No.29940728

>>29940692
It's staying on my team and never leaving

>> No.29940739

are memberships priced less in other countries? could this be exploited by vpns?

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>>29940692

>> No.29940802

>>29940662
If absolutely nothing else was sketchy, this would still be a great reason not to do it. It's her member's chat, and admission should be on her terms, not his.

>> No.29940818

>>29940739
memberships are just like SCs; they do regional pricing and ARS is worth jack shit in any real currency

>> No.29940835

>>29940610
>>29940662
If it was a newer person I'd agree but he's been around since close to the beginning. He knows how Mori works just as much as us

>> No.29940851

>>29940779
Hope it bakes into something pretty beeg when it evolves

>> No.29940872

>>29940358
I fucking love Steve Buscemi.
Nigga was in fucking Sopranos.

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>>29940739
A slowbeat...

>> No.29940893

>>29940779
dammit he's not leaving my party

>> No.29940913

>>29940692
I hope Mori plays it and shiny hunts one...

>> No.29940939

>>29940052
He will be a pain but she'll probably summon. In fact I'm pretty sure that she'll do it in one try if she summons Tiche on her first attempt because Maliketh is very frail. The only problem might be landing a good hit on him in the second phase since he moves around so much.

>> No.29940974

>>29940872
He makes a pretty good Kruschev
>>29940913
That'd be kino

>> No.29941054

>immediately likes La+ Rust tweet
Please do a guerilla soon and protect her Mori...

>> No.29941141

>>29941054
I thought they were having a server wipe?

>> No.29941260

>>29940818
Yes, some(most notably ARS) cost nearly nothing. USD is nearly most expensive - only Euro and brit Pound are more expensive off the top of my head. I think they fixed polish money conversion rate for YT so poles are no longer considered the richest people in the world.

>> No.29941265

>>29941141
Already done, La+ started after it and is getting bullied

>> No.29941490

I fucking love Max Bomber

>> No.29941506

>>29941260
I forget the source, but I looked the full list up recently and as a bit of trivia it's actually the Danish krone that's top of the list for most expensive.

The British pound is the most expensive of the currencies that we actually see, though.

>> No.29941653

>>29941506
>Danish korone

>> No.29941780

Mera Mera is an amazing song, probably the best "mainstream" song outside of Kamoflauge. The equal appeal to JP and EN is a big factor

>> No.29941876

time frame's up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqxesgnJ6JA

>> No.29941936

>>29941780
Mera Mera is my favorite on the EP hands down it's so good

>> No.29941992

>>29941260
no, PLN just dropped in price that much, the YT pricings still make an aka like a sixth of an average salary

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I love my moon princess

>> No.29942209

>>29941992
Oh it's still 500Zloty? I just remember that around a year ago back when I checked it, I realized that with the rate being 4zl=1usd, it meant the red was 125usd.
>>29941506
Huh, 1000krone = 136USD according to google. I guess it does make it most expensive but I don't remember if I ever saw a Danish red. I think I saw krones used for SC, just not reds.

>> No.29942619

>>29942209
ye, still 500, and even now it's STILL more expensive than an USD aka (100 compared to like 108), despite the average salary in Poland being closer to fucking Mexico

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She read your posts

>> No.29942867

>>29942836
New Savi art? Noice.

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Moripipipoipipio

>> No.29942935

>>29942836
I hope, I keep hornyposting and I want her to be aware of every nasty thing I wish to do to her/her do to me out of sheer love and lust

>> No.29942953

>>29942836
Good, I hope she remembers R1 next stream

>> No.29943067

>>29941780
I really liked it from first listen and paired with the MV. It's a bop.
Kamouflage really grew on me. Was not a fan of it initially but it's gotten stuck in my head. Overall all of the EP is solid, not her best work but she said herself it was trying things differently than she had.

>> No.29943083

>>29942836
Thanks for the like on twatter the other day, it may not seem like much but it helped me pull myself out of big dumps

>> No.29943181

>>29943067
Yeah, actually I listened Kamouflage with another pair of headphones and the track is pretty good, got me vibin, I also really liked Mera Mera and Holy Shitto is growing on me

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>>29942836
Oh no.

>>29942921
Morippopotamus

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>>29942836
Shower, JOI, mommy play, and/or soft singing ASMR onegaishimasu.

>> No.29943478

Are there any major story differences between classic live a live and the new one? I was just gonna play it ince I got money after putting it in backlog hell, but now it means I'm missing Mori. So if I can play the old one and have a similar experience and get Mori time then I might rather do that.

>> No.29943563

>>29943478
There are good switch emulators now if you have a decent PC. most games run even better than on switch.

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>>29942836

>> No.29943696

>>29941780
AND the 3D mv was actually good too.

>> No.29943799

The wordplay throughout SN was really enjoyable. As to be expected from her. She's also mostly avoided cramming too many words into a line. It's good stuff.
I don't agree with her that Make em Afraid is the best thing she's done but it is perhaps my favorite out of the six.

>> No.29944008

Sometimes I wonder if Mori holds back on the more risque stuff because of her reputation. Like it's easy for someone like Silvervale to do JOI because she's just a random streamer, but Mori is a musician signed to a label now, she's held to higher standards.
It's like when she said she would do more GFE stuff if she had less viewers. That part paired with membership gifting worries me that she'll feel less comfortable now in member streams

>> No.29944023

>>29943799
I said this before, but the tracks seems to be made for live performances. Every single one sounded better at the concert.

>> No.29944262

>>29944008
Sex sells. And Mera Mera exists.

>> No.29944311

>>29944023
Oh yeah. All of them had a good atmosphere live, done with her hyping up a crowd. Even if she can't sing every line because they're layered. Kamo live was top tier with her moves. It's like something took her over during that concert and she lost all fear and limiters. It was magnificent.

>> No.29944342

Noir's favourite comedy is Adam Sandler's Happy Gilmore

>> No.29944374

>>29944342
oh no

>> No.29944725

>>29944342
Kek, i went and checked /mans/ after that and it was amusing. the couple dozen posts after this one >>29944269

>> No.29944944

And they doubted when I said he was male Mori

>> No.29945101

>>29944944
Mori will never have children and a loving family

>> No.29945161

>>29944944
Now a question comes can he discuss about his movies outside just repeating the lines?

>> No.29945235

>>29944008
>It's like when she said she would do more GFE stuff if she had less viewers
when did this happen?

>> No.29945240

Mori will be a great mom...it's just that her children will be cats and possibly a lemur.

>> No.29945255

>>29944944
mmm nah not really. He's his own guy. He can relate to Mori from being in the same generation but his interests, hobbies and personality isn't the same but can relate to old memes and whatever media that was mainstream at their youth.

>> No.29945346

>>29945240
I can save her

>> No.29945462

>>29945235
The bar ASMR. Someone asked if she would do kisses and other stuff like that, she said she's shy and only if there were less people watching. I don't have a timestamp on hand.

>> No.29946367

>>29942836
good
I love you Moririn marry me

>> No.29946489

>>29945462
The implication of course being that if it were just the two of you, she would do whatever you want.

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HACHI's NEW COVER WITH VESPERBELL:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9G85cno4lOs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9G85cno4lOs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9G85cno4lOs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9G85cno4lOs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9G85cno4lOs

>> No.29946505

>>29945462
Mori please bring back tier 2 and 3 for that and I'll fucking sign up in a heartbeat

>> No.29946608

>you are randomly sat next to mori on a plane ride between japan and the US
what do you do?

>> No.29946686

>>29946608
stare at her titties

>> No.29946740

>>29946608
Struggle to not glance sideways at her breasts the whole flight and be too nervous to talk to her

>> No.29946827

>>29946608
Honestly? Leave her alone. I hate when people talk on flights. The most I'd say is that I'm a fan after we landed.

>> No.29946861 [DELETED] 

>>29946608
Tell her how much I love her and how much of a positive influence she's been on my life before after grabbing my bags prior to deboarding.

>> No.29946908

>>29946608
Sneak in glances at her tits and compliment her success as a musician.

>> No.29946924

>>29946608
Wouldn't happen, I only fly first class

>> No.29946941

>>29946608
Tell her how much I love her and how much of a positive influence she's been on my life after grabbing my bags prior to deboarding.

>> No.29946952

>>29946861
yep same

>> No.29947026

>>29946608
https://files.catbox.moe/ppzb31.mp4

>> No.29947050

>>29946686
>>29946740
>>29946827
>>29946861
>>29946908
>>29946941
>>29946952
none of you have what it takes to be the final deadbeat

>> No.29947076

It's cute how much she supports those VTuber artists that draw her, Savi, Rosu, etc are amazing artists

>> No.29947084

>>29946608
I start watching Boss Nigger with headphones on and position my phone so she can see it.

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>>29946608

>> No.29947170

>>29946608
I would die, revealing my short-kingly skeleton form to her, after which I would ask her hand in marriage.

>> No.29947188

>>29946608
Wonder why I'm going to Japan during it peak coof period

>> No.29947373

>>29947084
best answer yet
>>29947188
2019?
covid isnt real

>> No.29947953

Mori didn't want to fight the puppies, cute

>> No.29948044

>>29947373
He says as Nene and Aqua aren't streaming because of it

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https://twitter.com/_omocat/status/1554904936466505730?s=20&t=fYHd_lDcj-w-aq9mLsEHxw

>> No.29948157

>>29948044
what do they have against boss nigger?

>> No.29948197

>>29948110
Mori contacting her as a fan has paid huge dividends for both sides. Good shit

>> No.29948222

>>29948110
GONNA TAKE YOU FOR A RIDE

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I....I ..

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Miss....my.... Moririn UuuuuuUuuuuuuu!!!

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>>29948527
YOU JUST HAD A STREAM AND YOU HAVE ANOTHER ONE IN 6 HOURS
WHY ARE YOU SQUEEBING SO MUCH LATELY

>> No.29948849

collab with Babymetal

>> No.29949199

>>29946608
tell her to get the fuck off my plane

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>>29948733

>> No.29949266

>>29948110
Oh no, more anime girl merch I will buy and then never dare wear outside

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she has a bunny girl fetish

>> No.29949373

>>29949314
and I'll draw her as a bunny girl as much as she wants

>> No.29949510

>>29949314
she has a girl fetish

>> No.29949521

>>29948849
Babymetal is a corpse being whored out to sell NFTs. Sorry you had to find out like this.

>> No.29949539

>>29949521
Wait, oh no what happened.

>> No.29949626

I like how she's enjoying the caveman love story in episode 1 of Live a Live

>> No.29949806

>>29946608
I have ~14h to make inroads that will take my dream waifu and turn her into an actual wife
>Victory conditions are a phone number, or plans to meet up again in the destination city
>The first golden rule, do not let her know that I know who she is
If she learns that I'm some fucking oldfag who wastes his life watching anime girls on YT I am finished
>Second golden rule, start slow
We have 14hs I dont want to creep her out after 5 minutes
>Enemy, headphones with music playing
no chance of conversation or interaction

Idealy I have the aisle seat, if not, I offer the window seat to her out of my kindness
aisle seat is a position of power, I guard her entry and exit, she will have to request passage for any use of the bathroom, I can make her squeeze past me
first hour is pleasentries, mori says she's quiet but opens up when ppl talk to her, if pleasentries go well and she seems open to talking I might feign an excited chattyness and then apologise for it
it will be an open excuse the rest of the flight
>drink cart
I'll have a whiskey and a water, thank you
>mori's watching a inflight movie
oh I was interested in that movie, now we are both watching it seperately but together
*boom* first date
"that was pretty good, how did you like it?"
>mori is relaxing listening to music
I hope I brought a book without a goofy sounding title
>mori is asleep
STARING AT THOSE TITTIES
>mori wakes up
I have phone or labtop out watching a no fanservice anime (last thing I need is for her to wake up to an onsen episode) or a cult classic movie
I act slightly embaressed about being caught watching goofy shit like cartoons or nick cage
>Moment of truth
she shows interest and we spend the next 4 hours connecting or she puts her headphones in and ignores me
....
>3 years later after we are married I tell her I knew who she was the entire time and she playfully slaps me on the arm

>> No.29949963

>>29949806
damn dude I was going to write something ironic and say I'll just jerk it while making sure she doesnt see it and even then i held back thinking thats cringe

>> No.29950065

>>29949806
I would just ignore her and start drawing anime in hopes that she catches on to what I am doing and initiates a conversation about, which would inevitably lead into a weeb convo.

>> No.29950104

>>29949806
Anon, she's going to be sitting next to her manager or bodyguard.

>> No.29950113

>>29946608
Maybe make some small talk since we're sitting next to each other, might lead somewhere. Otherwise mind my own business.

>> No.29950141

>>29946608
Whip out the DS and ask if she wants to pictochat

>> No.29950202

>>29950141
This but ask if she wants to trade Pokemon she gives me my spiritomb

>> No.29950289

>>29949539
They announced that Babymetal was going to be "sealed" after their last concert at Budokan last year. Since then nothing from the actual members but their producer has been talking about a "Metalverse" and so far the only thing to definitely come out of that has been NFT sneakers.
https://twitter.com/1block_official/status/1510854657660239876

>> No.29950325

>>29949806
Talking to strangers on planes is weird, if you do you'll probably get ignores and then asked to change seats

>> No.29950541

>>29949806
>Idealy I have the aisle seat, if not, I offer the window seat to her out of my kindness
What if she wants the aisle seat? She's been on a lot of planes, she knows what your doing.
>first hour is pleasentries, mori says she's quiet but opens up when ppl talk to her
What will you talk about though? Remember, you do have the advantage of knowing what she's into, but you also can't let her know that you know a lot about her.
>STARING AT THOSE TITTIES
Failure, either Jchad or Mori's bodyguard are watching you.
>Victory conditions are a phone number, or plans to meet up again in the destination city
Now that you've done your plan, how do you intend to do this? She's a busy woman after all. You'd need to somehow be of use to her in her work.
All in all, I still think my plan of watching Boss Nigger on a small phone with my earbuds on, thus forcing Mori to ask me for an earbud and getting close to see the small screen if she wants to watch, to be the best plan.

>> No.29950543

>>29950325
No, the best plan is to catch her while she is writing lyrics and say "Are you ghost writing for Dr. Seuss? I can recite all of Fox in Sox for you!" then proceed to recite the entire book. Afterwards I would say that I know she is Calli and show her my phone playlist and reaction image collection I use to post on 4chan.

>> No.29950563

>>29950289
RIP

>> No.29950779

>>29946608
Put on my headphones, blast Mera Mera at full volume. Follow up with HUGE W.

>> No.29950886

Kiara is trying to make Mori take responsibility.

>> No.29950913

>Kiara is shitting on Mori for being a deadbeat dad and not getting Kobo a pony
Deadbeats, defend this.

>> No.29950970

>>29946489
THIS B

>> No.29950993

>>29950913
She's not the father, it's Ames fault

>> No.29951000

I'm here.

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>>29950913
Its called tough love. She'll thank her when she's older.

>> No.29951073

>>29950541
>Idealy I have the aisle seat, if not, I offer the window seat to her out of my kindness
>What if she wants the aisle seat? She's been on a lot of planes, she knows what your doing.
It's just an offer, I dont know who she is, most ppl like window seats, if she says no thats fine
>>first hour is pleasentries, mori says she's quiet but opens up when ppl talk to her
>What will you talk about though? Remember, you do have the advantage of knowing what she's into, but you also can't let her know that you know a lot about her.
Flying, reason for going to japan, things to do there japan I dont expect to talk the full hour, just a few minutes
>>STARING AT THOSE TITTIES
>Failure, either Jchad or Mori's bodyguard are watching you.
Mori obviously has body guards at events but paying for them to accompany you on that long of a flight is doubtful
>>Victory conditions are a phone number, or plans to meet up again in the destination city
>Now that you've done your plan, how do you intend to do this? She's a busy woman after all. You'd need to somehow be of use to her in her work.
of course mori is busy, everything being on her time in a must but I know she gets lonely in Japan and likes to hang out with english speakers
>All in all, I still think my plan of watching Boss Nigger on a small phone with my earbuds on, thus forcing Mori to ask me for an earbud and getting close to see the small screen if she wants to watch, to be the best plan.
like I said, not bad similar to my anime/nick cage phase
better plan than all the fools who would sit awkwardly silent for 14hs before blurting out im you biggest fan

>> No.29951109

>>29944342
>>29944725
>the thread after that point
My sides, thank you anons

>> No.29951189

>>29949963
>jerk it while making sure she doesnt see
Like that one poster who rubbed himself off on the blanket while flying next to his classmate?

>> No.29951235
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God I love this Kawaiiope
https://twitter.com/yeohie/status/1554923734213033990/photo/1

>> No.29951267

>>29948110
Nice.

>> No.29951328

>>29950289
Bruh

>> No.29951401

>>29949510
Gosh she's just like me

>> No.29951429

>>29951073
>better plan than all the fools who would sit awkwardly silent for 14hs before blurting out im you biggest fan
Watch streams instead of writing fanfic on a Mongolian gardening forum. Mori's talked about how she values her personal space, and even how much she enjoys just sitting around in silence even with her genmates.

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>>29949806
Is this you by any chance?

>> No.29951461

>>29944725
There is an interesting rrat that someone made where he claimed Mori made nepotism hires for some of the Tempus boys, which is why she was active with them on twitter.

>> No.29951463
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29951463

I love my stupid reaper wife

>> No.29951485

>>29950543
>show her my phone playlist and reaction image collection I use to post on 4chan
Sometimes I wonder what other peoples' look like. Must be quite an insight to get your hands on one.

>> No.29951545

>>29951461
They should let her do all future hiring then. All 4 of them have basically been best case scenarios for EN homos

>> No.29951621

>>29951545
Are the blue and yellow guys good? I watched a few vods of Vesper so I didn't see others much in comparison.

>> No.29951625

>>29951434
No, not a virgin
I am a master of skirting friend zones
I just struggle at meeting female friends

>> No.29951717

>>29951545
Mori has a good eye for talent.

>> No.29951742

I bet she unironically watches those Sonic Adventures dubs

>> No.29951761

>>29951621
Blue's voice filters me a bit, but he has said some pretty based takes and yellow is just a lovable himbo.

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>>29951485

>> No.29951841

>>29951485
I need to sort through them first. They're all spread amongst the porn and lewds.
I even accidentally posted a Mori lewd in global once when I was trying to post a Peko ogey.

>> No.29951952

>>29951841
>He doesn't have a separate folder for each vtuber/gen, other titles he follows actively as well as shitposting folder
Do you have some Booru engine for managing your folders? I have to reorganize my shit every few months because folders grow to an unmanageable degree.

>> No.29951986

>>29951841
I did that but accidentally posted mori porn on twitter with an account i used to reply to her posts with. I've since nuked that account

>> No.29952208

>>29951986
kek

>> No.29952263

>>29951952
No I have to do it manually. I'm too lazy and dumb to set that up.

>> No.29952339

>>29951485
I only have that shit on my desktop, am I gonna bring that on a plane?

>> No.29952391

>>29951841
>>29951986
Well, was it good porn at least?

>> No.29952523

>>29952391
https://files.catbox.moe/aaq6kl.jpg

>> No.29952533
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>>29952391
It was apart of Machi's Mori maid set. Not the exact pic I just posted, it was a much lewder image.

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>>29951485
inb4>phoneposting
Other folders are OC, clips, ritualpost images, and screenshots of hearted comments.

>> No.29952651

>>29952574
I am scared of having photos on my phone because once in a while I take pictures and other people offer to take it for me, but then they would see my gallery of mori tits

>> No.29952692

>>29952574
That image of hypnotized Mori is living rent free in my head, every time it gets me horny, I think it triggered something

>> No.29952711
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>>29948222
You can't fathom the amount of money I'd pay for an MVC2 or Guilty Gear stylized Hololive fighting game and then never play it at all because I suck major ass at fighting games.

>> No.29952738

>>29952711
bruh
<spoiler> same </spoiler>

>> No.29952798

>>29952738
(spoiler)bruh(/spoiler)

>> No.29952861

>>29952574
I want your deadbeat folder. could you zip it and upload it to catbox?

>> No.29952883

>>29952738
damm it... of all things to get confused...

>> No.29952897

>>29952711
Thanks for reminding me that HoloEarth is a thing that exists.

>> No.29952906

>>29952798
>!bruh!<

>> No.29952921

>>29952738
>>29952798
deadbeat moment
roru

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>>29952861
No. The filenames would give away which posts are mine.

>> No.29953050

>>29952574
IM AT THE COMBINATION PIZZA HUT AND TACO BELL

>> No.29953069
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29953069

>>29953025
Coward.

>> No.29953792

>>29952533
that's a good set

>> No.29953887

>>29951841
Better then sending ogey as your resume

>> No.29953904

>>29953025
coupon beat is that you?

>> No.29953952

>>29952574
>Fucking deadbeats
>294 images

>> No.29954060
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>>29952574
is this at least in there?

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29954094

bros, we live on the same earth as mori

>> No.29954765

>>29953887
Did you do that?

>> No.29954836

>>29954765
It's a pretty infamous post

>> No.29954839

>>29954765
No but surely you’ve seen the screenshot.

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29954941

>>29952719
>>29952719
>>29952719

>> No.29955519

She was really cute and funny during Live a Live damn

>> No.29955536

>>29954941
Definitely one of the cringier things I've seen here.
Middle aged men should not watch vtubers. When I get to that age, I hope I've all but completely moved onto more appropriate hobbies, like reading seinen or light novels or something.

>> No.29955642

>>29955519
I didn't watch because I want to play the game myself one day, but she said on twitter that she was really excited when she game come out. I think it's a childhood favorite of hers.

>> No.29955699

>>29954941
I don't get it

>> No.29955917

>>29955642
She never played it but she said she did used to watch playthroughs of it while she was animating, so good memories are probably associated with it

>> No.29955959

>>29955917
She watched playthroughs while drawing undertale porn

>> No.29955969

>>29954941
>Florida

>> No.29956015

>>29955959
Oh I missed that part of the story

>> No.29956100

>>29955536
Anon... The image is obviously fake....

>> No.29956111

>>29955699
That's an actual Florida sheriff getting triggered with Mori pretending to be one.

>> No.29956138

>>29956111
oh
weird dude

>> No.29956148

>>29955917
>>29955959
Ah, I see.
>undertale
Lol based.

>> No.29956193

>>29956111
>Florida
>Policing
Now I know it's fake

>> No.29956237

>>29956111
should we be concerned about a mori anti carrying a gun

>> No.29956325

>>29956111
I think it's a joke

>> No.29956385
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29956385

Dumbbeats out in force tonight.

>> No.29956391

>>29956237
Anon I'm pretty sure theres a fair amount of Mori antis and deadbeats and even Mori herself owning a gun.

>> No.29956423

>>29955959
i want to see mori's edgy sans fanart that she never posted. you know it exists

>> No.29956593
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Does she ever think about selfcest with her avatar?

>> No.29956853

>>29956593
She doesn't think of sex but if she did it would be with me specifically

>> No.29956885

>>29956593
At least once

>> No.29957258

>>29956593
Resting Power is a self-hatefuck song
change my mind

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Finally got my proof of deadbeat, time to hunt

>> No.29958823

Mori is not a sheriff and should stop pretending if she doesn't want to be arrested for committing a felony.

>> No.29958835

>>29946608
Time to explain to her the entire lore of Star Wars and why Anakin was right whether she wants to listen or not.

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>>29958823
Who's gonna arrest her, the sheriff? Oh wait.

>> No.29959516

>>29956237
eh they cant shoot for shit

>> No.29959544

>>29947373
Neither is mori

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29959714

>>29958930

>> No.29959724

>>29959544
She's streaming tonight retard

>> No.29959772

>>29959544
Don’t think I don’t see you glowie you piece of shit call your gang stalkers off or else I’ll tear you limb from limb

>> No.29959795

>>29959724
thats actually three small children in a hood standing on top of each other

>> No.29959923

>>29959795
no children would come that close to her

>> No.29960208

a normal work schedule is making me fall behind in vods

>> No.29960279

Do I need to catch up on the last vod to watch tonight live a live stream? Or are the stories unrelated? My family wants to watch Stranger Things so I don’t have time to finish the vod.

>> No.29960375

>>29960279
>Or are the stories unrelated?
ye, the connecting element is basically a spoiler that she cannot show

>> No.29960496

>>29960279
How deep are you into it? The end of Guh's story is essentially lizard crotch having a mini redemption after his king fails to sacrifice Beru

>> No.29960696

>>29960496
Like 2 hours into the vod

>> No.29960817

>ywn get so stoned you light your hair on fire

>> No.29961109

>>29960696
There's some good moments in the second half that I'd recommend going back to but storywise you should be good. Family comes first

>> No.29961149

>>29960817
Not with that attitude you won't

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spicy

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My Moririn's horny again!

>> No.29961803

She's STILL horny!

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>>29961690
>>29961725
>>29961803
Why does she enjoy pretending to be horny so much?

>> No.29961907

Fembeats make Mori happy

>> No.29962075

>>29961894
>pretending

>> No.29962131

>>29961894
>pretending

>> No.29962159

>>29961725
Stop Mori, I dont want to be horny again today..

>> No.29962264

>>29962159
She is begging for your cum

>> No.29962331

>>29961894
Mori realized that she's less horny than the other EN girls and wanted to be normal like them

>> No.29962414

>>29962331
Fauna is never horny

>> No.29962629

>>29940779
Gonna abuse it and teach it frustration.

>> No.29962742

>>29962414
>the “asmr” girl is never horny

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>>29962264
Well if she is asking nicely, I guess I can comply

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>>29948044
A corpse left in the sun for a week has a stronger immune system than most japs.
Thankfully nene seems to be improving and it doesn't look like she needed hospital care, not sure on Aqua.
Covid for the most part lost its teeth so I don't really worry anymore when I hear a Holo has it.

>> No.29963007

>>29961109
Oh yeah I plan to watch the rest later, I just wanted to know if I could watch tonight’s stream live without being spoiled or not understanding what’s going on.

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>>29963005
Wasn't Kiara puking and dying from covid as well around june? The girls she infected were also out of commission for a while. To me, it seems that most of the EN girls have bad immune systems except for mori who recovered pretty quickly if she got infected at all

>> No.29963495

>>29963407
>Neet shut-ins whos' skin burst into flames upon contact with the sun have bad immune systems
Who could have imagined such a thing.

>> No.29963546

>>29963495
But Mori's skin actually does burst into flames upon contact with the sun

>> No.29963651

>>29963546
She makes that up with the alcohol.
I've never seen people who drink a bunch get super sick.

>> No.29963802

>>29963546
Mori's just a vampire now

>> No.29963863

>>29963802
so in exchange for inmunity to sickness, she is now vulnerable to sunlight? cool

>> No.29964043

>>29963005
Why does that christmas tree look black?

>> No.29964166

>>29963802
That diagnosis happening right after a collab with Mel was peak comedy

>> No.29965134

https://youtu.be/eOpqhfQoqcg

>> No.29965735

>>29965134
>Me me me

>> No.29966367

>>29952651
If you have a Samsung, you could setup a work profile with a separate password to store your mori tits. However, screenshots go to the main phone directory, not the work profile from what I've seen

>> No.29966457

>>29965134
lame clip desu, the proper rant was like twice that long

>> No.29966556

>>29966457
Seriously? I don't think I could've handled it any longer with that cringey larp rant

>> No.29966592

>>29958124
Found you

>> No.29966659

>>29966556
nah it was funny

>> No.29967536

>>29966457
The proper rant was kinda weird tb desu. Like, kiara is taking the mommy thing really literally. She apparently gave birth to kobo and raised her now?

>> No.29967830

>>29966556
>complaining about cringe
>here of all places

>> No.29968092

>>29967536
Kiara takes "roles" in collabs very seriously. Almost every collab partner she has turns into some sort of more involved roleplay (AmeTori, TakaMori, HoloBirds, O'Riends). Her entire first collab with Gura (JP lesson) was a lot like her Kobo one with her trying to play up the "Gura is the daughter" role. It's great in most cases but can have its drawbacks, she was super invested in TakaMori and losing that probably took a lot of the fun out of the banter they had because she doesn't know how far she can push it

>> No.29968723

That was a pretty fun collab minus Mumei's internet problems, hopefully Mori and Gura end up doing theirs and maybe bring along Kronii and/or IRyS

>> No.29968731

>>29968092
I don't mind taking roleplaying seriously, it's just that committing to all that seems like a lot to just decide unilaterally to do. I'm sure Kobo and Mori don't mind, but why assume that much baggage rather than a more figurative or meta plot agnostic approach? Especially when mori was being so arch about it.

IDK, it was funny-ish, but it just left a weird taste in my mouth. Maybe it's a language/culture barrier or something.

>> No.29969043

>>29968731
It's very normal for a lot of Holos, Mori just seems to have completely killed all of it since the HoloDeath situation. She was really excited for that and still hasn't opened up to finding another group she can jump into games with. I would say CHaDcast but Mori doesn't really play games with them at all, it's always just IRyS and Bae

>> No.29969225

Warning to my fellow EST friends, this one may be delayed. Moom is doing a karaoke in an hour for her birthday and Mori is the type to delay and watch instead

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