/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

[Anonymous No.]

You’re on a deserted island which Chuuba do you want to be stuck with.

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Mori has meat on her bones and I wouldn't feel about about cooking her.

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you
*cums on you*

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>>29882956
none they are all internet addict, the last kind of people you want to be with on a deserted island they are just lowering your survival chances.

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>>29883054
it's free food

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>>29882956
Kiara, our chances are low to begin with and gura can't swim to catch fish so I'd just have sex with Kiara until I die

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Fauna would be good for conversation, and she's the least retarded.

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>>29882956
Mumei so she can kill and eat me

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one of the ID ones so i can nap under a palm tree and wake up to a 1:1 replica of the hagia sophia and a working airport

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>>29882956
I'm sure there are plenty of chuubas with skills that could help you survive easily or get you out of the island in a whim
>Ina could just open a portal or something to go back home
>Gura and Chloe can swim and get you out of there
>Roboco must have tools to create a refugee or even build a boat to escape
I could go on

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None, they'll hamper my survival chances.

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Fauna because she can probably grow food and talk to animals or some shit. Plus she hikes and is probably more fit than other chuubas

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>>29882956
Ollie since she's dead so she doesn't need to eat. Also the fact free maggot in her coochie when I eat it out

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>>29882956
Fulgur Ovid. He’s a bro and we can play Valorant together.

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>>29883103
On a deserted island you couldn't care less for food, your only priorities for at least two weaks are water and protection from the sun, 2 thing a chuuba is only a handicap. Even dead you will have to deal with a rooting corpse. Literaly nothing good from it. Would be different in a mountain survival sitaution though.

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>>29882956
Not gura she would ghost me. Ame would watch and tell me to improve myself

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>>29882956
Botan

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>>29883261
Ina's portals probably take her through that gloom reality of hers where only she can survive.

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>>29882956
kaela cuz she can do all the grind to survive

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>not choosing the prepper ojisan that cycles miles a day and knows how to camp

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>>29883956
All men know how to do those things though, right? Right?

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>>29883614
>On a deserted island you couldn't care less for food
Gotta find it and bring it back. This alone means you need a decent haul or you'll end up spending more energy than what you can bring back. Not even counting the "dont get fucking hurt unless you want an infection" rule which adds to the time spent looking for food.
There are no farms and access to meat is limited by your trap making knowledge.
The idea of living on coconuts is foolish.

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>>29882956
Aqua to rape her every day until we both die

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>>29883420
Endless supply of super nutritious vegan milkies!

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>>29883614
>water
Easy: Kobo, drink her.

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>>29883039
Fat isn’t meat

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>>29883039
Mori too so I could paizuri her all day and never be bored.

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>>29882956
Botan so that I can become her food.

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>>29882956
>Gura would be pretty useless.
>Kronii would be entertainingly depressing.
>Mumei would be uselessly entertaining.
I'd choose Fauna, because she's by far the most competent (and still relevant) chuuba.

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>>29882956
IRyS because i want to have sex with her 24/7 although it's a fucking awful idea because she can't do anything, she even struggles to open bottles.

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>>29882956
Which chuubas would produce the most nutritious milk? Whoever that is is the answer to the question for me

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Marine. Pirates know how to deal with islands.
also SEEEEEEEXXXXXX

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>>29884116
You have one whole month before it actually become a problem, who let plenty of time to find one of the multiple solution. You have 3 or 4 day at best for water, less depending on the heat. It's very likely you end up being rescued before food become something else than a confort problem, you can live on coconuts during that time if you are this much obseded with eating like a fatso.

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>>29884222
>>29883624
>>29883261
>>29883157
>>29883149
They'll run away from you the first day

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Choco-sensei

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>>29884670
Kromeochiwa…

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I choose my braphog oshi, Mel Nekomata. If I'm going to die on a desert island, I'd at least like it to be on my own terms sniffing a chuubers noxious fumes.

Also, since she's menhera, I knows she's eventually going to egosearch herself and read this, so I'll take the opportunity to say hurry up and re-re-re-re-debut again.

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>>29884601
That rabid bitch is going to eat your ass after she eats your cum, I also mean eat your ass in the bad way involving your rump on a fire.

Real answer is Watame. Pic related

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>>29884670
Who's gonna stop me from having sex with them? (:

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>>29885107
Damn watamelon is so cool

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botan. she seems to be the only chuuba in the entire industry capable of learning things

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>>29882956
i will hate breed mori till i die of dehydration and when she is inevitably saved she will be forced to carry my child to term

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>>29885484
based

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>>29884222
Just make sure you are actually getting paizuri from her tits and not her fat rolls

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>>29882956
Kiara's mom.

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The question here, who do you hate enough to bring onto a deserted island? Or are you so greedy you'd bring your favorite Vtuber onto a deserted island probably to die. If it's former, I'd drag Zentreya to hell and maybe survive with them if fortunate. If the latter is enforced and it has to be my favorite I'll be stuck with Selen probably.

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hagsmith wife

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>>29886088
At least she'd rim your asshole until you both died of dehydration

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>>29882956
botan

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>>29883044
*dodges it*
*unsheathes katana*
YAMERO
*slices you in half*
Pshhhh…. nothin personnel kid

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>>29885298
In all fairness Luna learned some things

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>>29886154
It could go well, at least Selen goes out with some frequency with her family. Better than the literal hikikomoris that are Vtubers. Best case scenario either way is separating without the possibility of meeting again if escaping the deserted island.

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>>29886088
hate alot more chuubers more than her but
vei
>worst case scenario i lose what little sanity i have and develop some weird stockholm relationship with her and spend all day fucking each other waiting for death by starvation
BUT
>the world doesnt have to deal with ....this.... anymore

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Survival will whip her into shape, cure her depression, overcome her mid life crisis. And I will force her back on the right path. She will come back as the Coco we love.

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>>29882956
Vesper. Guy is outdoorsy, quite fit based on his physical activity, is a doomsday prepper, seems to enjoy camping a lot, and may or may not be a bushcraft autist.

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>>29884162
Underrated comment

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>>29886179
I love that fucking lion

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>>29882956
Some chuuba that has the power to get us off the island. I know Shion can make portals/teleport but I'm unsure how reliable she is. I could probably ride Coco in her dragon form

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>>29882956
Watame since she respawns after death, but I wonder if I fuck her before eating her, would that I mean I ended up eating my own cum?

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>>29883420
Fauna would do no such thing. She'd be happy to finally be fully emerged in nature with no civilization in sight and would proceed to turn you into a palm tree as she relaxes on the beach under your shade.

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>>29887473
Where is the respawn zone?

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>>29887473
just dont eat her vagoo anon
ez problems
ez fixes

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>>29882956
Haachama

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>>29882956
ame so i can finally give her a piece of my mind of how she treats us

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>>29882956
my oshi wife whom i wont name because !

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>>29882956
Reimu, not because I like her, but because she’s got a decent chance of nagging me to death, so the suffering ends faster naturally.

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>>29890364
because what?
are you ok anon?

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Amelia Watson so I psychologically, then physically, torture her to pass the time.

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pikamee so i could use her electricity powers to charge my phone and watch my wife pekora on it
shes such a good friend

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>>29882956
noir vesper because he'd be the most knowledgeable about various outdoorsy and survival techniques

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>>29882956
Towa

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>>29882956
Fauna is a vegan, so she will know what kind of herb is edible

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>>29882956
Mumei, her wheelchair could be useful for something

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Kronii, she probably wouldn't know what to do and would cling to me. And yes, im a huge saviorfag

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>>29891781
do you really believe that anon?
there is a huge and potentially lethal difference between being a vegan in a city and knowing what plants are edible in the wilds
is ok if your lying about just wanting fauna milkies and seggs

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>>29887696
being a tree is fine actually

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Kiara because she can fly and provides an unlimited fried phoenix that I wouldn't feel bad about eating.

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>>29882956
Vesper is a known prepper and Camper so my survivability with him will be higher, I can gather the resources while he crafts them and I can cook since I've had camping experience as well with minimal cooking peripherals.

Being in a survival situation with another male is always easier since they dont complain and are as strong as you.

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>>29882956
Mori. Breed my reaper wife, raise a civilization of Deadbeats, return to the mainland and conquer it.

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Vesper. He will keep me alive and we can talk about old games and anime the whole time

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Someone who isn't useless. Probably Chocosen or Miosha. Definitely not Pegor or Akua.

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>>29893825
Plants grow in farm have been selected or modified and they are almost totally different from their wild ancestors.

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>>29887696
A tree is fine too.

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>>29882956
A good chunk of VTubers have superhuman / supernatural abilities that you could use to get off the island, so any one of them would be fine.

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>>29882956
Gura is honestly a good one. You can have your fill of shark cunny for a while and once food and water runs out, just remind her that she's a shark and can carry you back to civilization

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Vesper is likely the one who would actually know what to do in such a situation and is the most likely keep the two of you alive long enough for rescue to come. The downside is that we are both males, and should we be stuck permanently on the island, we cannot breed and create new civilization on the island.

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>>29882956
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCGyt5axcq_yeBojI0o6Fhlg

This guy, easy. We'll survive and get the fuck out of there.

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>>29884670
Fuck survival, it's bucket list time.

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>>29882956
Gura. I can live off of her piss alone.

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She's shown she has endurance and knows how to handle meat.

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>>29898031
>Being in a survival situation with another male is always easier since they dont complain and are as strong as you.
Yeah, and you can always ejaculate into each other's mouths to avoid death from malnutrition. Semen has a lot of vitamins in it.

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>>29912584
Oh I guess you'd know about it. Interestinf, anon.

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>>29882956
Anyone is good except Mori, Bae, Ollie and Ame because they might start looking for other men even though there's no one else in the island.
It doesn't matter even if I start showering them with love and support, they'll start looking for other men to give their full attention to.

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>>29884670
Not if I break their legs first.

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>>29883420
>>29887696
Fauna will starve to death because she's a vegan and won't eat the majority of available food on a small island (fish).

As for myself, I choose Mumei so we can build our own civilization and forgor about bothering to go "home" - this is our home now.

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>>29884111
Depends what you mean by "knows how to camp" but literally everyone adult, including femoids, know how to ride a bike and how to pitch a tent.

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Zentreya or Juniper. Kiara for the Holos.

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>>29882956
Okayu. Fatcat has enough meat on her to survive difficulties securing food, is actually quite hard working so would be useful for labor, and has a big social need that would have nowhere to go but me.

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>>29882956
The most despicable piece of shit possible, it would be a constant reminder to gtfo of that island as fast as possible

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Kaela, she wont panic and is an actual useful femoid

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>>29882956
Gura because cunny shark sex UUOH

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>>29882956
Marine because pirate skills surely gave her experience for this
but mostly for the copious amont of sex

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>>29918456
Gura swims away leaving you behind...

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>>29918721
Anon, Marine is just a woman cosplaying as a pirate...

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>>29882956
Ren risotto.
He is a normie so he might actually be helpful.
I'd also be removing him from the online-sphere at least for a while.
Worst case, losses are minimized.

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>>29918815
Bruh there's anons fantasizing about Fauna turning them into a palm tree

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>>29918782
Heh we don't have floaties. She's not getting away and we'll have dectuplets

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>>29882956
Miko so I can hear her ding ding all days

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>>29918975
Sorry anon, she went into the sea and an orca named Chloe swam away with her

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>>29884670
But anon, that's the best part!

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>>29882956
Botan instantly, we will be getting out of the island in less than a week, and then have hot steaming mating press sex in the middle of the ocean

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>>29882956
Easy I stay with Iofi and wait for the Mothership to pick us up

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It's 100% fauna. She's the least autistic and will probably let you fuck her.

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>>29886088
Bro you're probably going to die. You really want to spend your last days with someone you despise entirely on a decision made out of hate?

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>>29882956
Kaela will somehow find oil and get the American to save us

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>>29882956
all cunny vtubers

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>>29882956
realistically? botan. easy

otherwise watame (infinite respawns, infinite food, etc)

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>>29886450
considering luna knows cobol and learned piano pretty quickly shes def pretty smart but definitely a more book smart way
also shes weak as fuck, totally useless in survival

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>>29883261
>chloe
>swim
She's just larping as an orca.

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>>29919371
The spite will offer me satisfaction.

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>>29911646
this is the first wemi I have found in the wild

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>>29882956

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Airani Iofifteen. Has spaceship, returning to civilisation is trivial.

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>>29882956

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>>29882956
Elira

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>>29924696
oh boy

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>>29884913
anon it's over

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>>29882956
Moona or Okayu. Their fat will sustain me.

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MOMMY I'M LOST IN THE JUNGLE AND THERE ARE VENOMOUS SNAKES HERE

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>knows survival shit
>knows how to cook
>cute boy for sex and cuddles during a cold night

it's the only logical choice

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Sana because she can just fly us both back to land

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I'd bring Ame or Fauna because they're probably the smartest in HoloEN.
Ame's ramshackle construction skills from building Studio Watson may come in handy as she'd probably have a better idea of how to put together a shelter.
Fauna because her morale would probably be strong, and she's not so ingrained in veganism that she would jeopardize her health by not conforming to the survival situation.

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>>29882956
Ina. She'd be good company.
If you want a utilitarian reason she's skin and bones so I doubt she eats that much.

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>>29882956
Our DNA will mix well, our children will be able to survive harsh island life and we will be the Adam and Eve after WW3.

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>>29915029
How many adults have legit pitched a tent? Not one of those ez bake ones, just a handcrafted tent with resources they gathered?

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>>29938866
Every man has pitched a tent.
Most often than not, a lot of them pitch a tent every morning.

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>>29919255
>She's the least autistic and will probably let you fuck her.
That sentence is a contradiction.

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>>29938942
Very funny anon.
Sucks to be a femoid (real) then I suppose.

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Fauna because she'd get her goal of getting saplings to return to nature.
And I get nursing handjobs