/nenmen/ - Nijisanji EN Male General

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Nijisanji EN Male General, formerly /luxnoc/

This is a thread for the discussion of Nijisanji EN's male vtubers from Luxiem, Noctyx, and ILUNA!

Luxiem:
https://twitter.com/Ike_Eveland
https://twitter.com/Mysta_Rias
https://twitter.com/Vox_Akuma
https://twitter.com/Luca_Kaneshiro
https://twitter.com/Shu_Yamino

Noctyx:
https://twitter.com/sonny_brisko
https://twitter.com/uki_violeta
https://twitter.com/alban_knox
https://twitter.com/fulgur_ovid
https://twitter.com/yugo_asuma

ILUNA:
https://twitter.com/KyoKanek0
https://twitter.com/RenZott0
https://twitter.com/AsterArcadia

Fic Archive: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ebZ5h4XdzvtoHhgVo4NwIMGvqWEFtwcxVBC1T1ISlJA

Vod Archive Guide:
https://aysra.github.io/archive/

Reminder to ignore bait, shitposting, samefags, discordfags, numberfags, tribalfags and falseflaggers. Fujoposting is encouraged.

Previous thread: >>29765509

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Anchor post for fics. Please reply here for archival purposes. Links to greentexts and old posts from /nijien/ are okay too.

For organization purposes, please feel free to suggest tags for the work you are linking (ie female POV, fluff, noncon, pregnancy, etc)

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Thank you!
I'm not archive anon!

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>>29849449

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wife and his brother who dicks him down love!

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Sonny LOVE!

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SEISOXIEM LOVE! the small interaction with vox in ike's apex will fuel my day too.
>>captcha: MASAKA

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I can survive Sonny's break! Thank for overfeeding us, taichou. I will be taking a crash course on learning how to mix.

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Milord's stream was super early my time today but it ended up working out since now I can do early morning errands without missing out on it. He was cute today but also very mean and toxic, I hope his TV problems end so he can take it easy.

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Does anyone have the emoji of Alban being flicked on the forehead?

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>>29851016
here you go!

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>>29851440
Thank you! I've been trying to find it in the emotes but I think I may just be blind or it's not part of his emotes?

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>>29851440
.... As I looked back again, I found it immediately. "AlbanDekopin" I'm blind

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>>29851566
cute blind sister...

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i like alban's ey and ew

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I had to go outside and take a breather after that mengen. I love him so fucking much, it's unreal. I don't know whether the vod will alleviate or worsen the feelings of missing him once he takes his break. I will definitely be looping his asmr, karaoke, and this mengen over and over. He may be mean spirited, but Sonny feeds us well...

Only VA practice and idk stream left.

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Luxiem hako oshi!

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>>29852045
his little noises make me feel insane. how is he so effortlessly cute?

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>>29850914
Is he gonna do any other stream tomorrow aside from the watchalong?

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kyo time!
https://youtu.be/RamchZ7EBpg
https://youtu.be/RamchZ7EBpg

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>>29853813
Not that I know of currently of, he said he was pretty busy this week

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>>29854858
Alright, I figured as much. I fell asleep when he started to get toxic and the people he played with got annoying. At least tomorrow is phantom thread so It’ll be more chill.

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Good morning! Milord LOVE!!

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Milord's Impulse tickets are sold out.

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>>29855178
good morning kindred!

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wuca love

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>>29854961
I had actuallt woken up just to listen to while I was sleeping and him malding woke me up. I love Milord but I'm still not good with stuff like this. I'm really excited for tomorrow's watchalong though! Should be very comfy indeed.
>>29855178
Gm, I hope your day is going well. Milord LOVE!!!

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>>29855178
Morning! Vox Love!

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I want Vox to impregnate me and rub my pregnant belly!

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wife love

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Yugo's english has really improved, proud of him.

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wife LOVE!

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wife crumbs tonight

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2 more days until kino.

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>>29863732
Great week for Luca collab enjoyers this week

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>>29864471
I hope he will have fully recovered by that time

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>>29865002
At least he's recovering now

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>>29865002
i'm glad he joined the forest collab last night despite feeling sick, his wooden boat joke and pomu blowing up his house for it was the highlight of that stream for me

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Since its bunny day, I'll be posting some bunny boys including some from the other threads. Feel free to join in and hornypost if you feel like it.

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>>29866939
And thats about it for now.

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>>29867015

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Upcoming streams:
Uki Zatsu (4hrs): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ORWAXG1yB0
Aster Food Review (4hrs): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_0rzP9btRQ
Kyo Pokemon X (6hrs): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=znMmdqOW4aQ
Alban, Nagao, Fulgur Smash (8hrs): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UnmP8EgEwTs
Luxiem Civalry 2 (2 days): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i80SX37hl-A

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>>29866180
Thanks for the dump, I’ll throw the few I have in too.

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sorry this is somehow the only bunny boy image i have

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Good morning sisters. I have the thought of milord holding you a few inches off the ground by the neck so your toes can barely reach the floor and him getting you off with his other hand along with other dubcon ideas in my head today. It gets hard for him to control his demon urges sometimes

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>>29857092
men wearing crop tops is obscene

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>>29869816
I think they’re kinda cool if you’re showing off your abs with em. I’ve been considering gettin for that reason, I wanna see my clothed chest but exposed abs. Actually, thinkin about it, I kinda wanna see Shu or Mysta in a crop top with how their tummies are usually drawn. That might be really hot, actually…

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>>29870454
OH YEAH BABY.

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>>29869816
obscene because it makes me want to rape him in public

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>>29869527
You think he profusely apologizes when he snaps out of it, or does he make excuses?

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>>29871327
I don't know actually. I don't think he'd apologize though, you knew what you were getting into

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mysta's tickets drop soon for impulse if any mystake is trying to meet him here, i wish you luck

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Good luck Mystakes! I wish I could but I live half the country away... I'm so jealous.

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i commend the sisters brave enough to meet their oshi "in person", the thought of my oshi knowing what i look like fills me with disgust (for myself). i don't have any self-image issues so i don't know where those feelings are coming from. it's never happened at the thought of meeting my favorite bands or whatnot either.

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>>29872736
i actually have no idea why im meeting him when it fills me with anxiety knowing he can be behind an anime avatar while i could be percieved as ugly or disgusting in the first 5 seconds.

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>>29728001
Sorry I took a while to get back to this, I'll anchor it when I'm done.

Ren takes his fingers out of Mysta and grabs his thighs to pull him closer. Ren now rubs his wet, sticky bulge just against the top of Mysta's entrance. The ridges on top of it feel nice against him, and Mysta starts to calm his worries about how he'll handle Ren's anatomy as Ren rests his cool torso against his.

"Mysta," says Ren in a very breathy voice right next to Mysta's ear while still grinding against his ass, now reaching the limit of how turned on he could be before he can't control himself anymore. "Don't be too alarmed...at how I look down there..."

Mysta is confused at what he meant until he felt movement down in Ren's lower region. Ren lifted his hips up a bit from Mysta's bottom and a thick, tentacle like appendage unfurled from under his testicles. The appendage seemed to inflate as it unfurled itself, to which Ren let out a breathy moan of relief, revealing a very thick black shaft with small ridges and nubs on it. It almost seemed to glow in certain parts, but Mysta's mind was too dizzy to try to figure it out. The only thing he could see was the appendage between Ren's legs moving in a way a normal penis shouldn't, and it was snaking up Mytsa's shaft while Ren moved back up toward his face. Ren looked into Mysta's eyes and started making out with him again, grinding his now lengthened penis against Mysta's perineum and balls, and wrapped his big strong arms around Mysta's delicate, thin torso. The lubricant coming from Ren was trickling down to Mysta's hole, and the tip of Ren's strange alien cock started to massage his entrance, preparing to insert itself into him. Mysta whimpered and tightened up a bit at feeling the cold phallus trying to penetrate him, but Ren squeezed Mysta tighter and pushed the fox's thighs up with his own by bending his knees toward him, making Mysta open up and giving Ren a chance to squeeze into his tight hole easier.

"Ahn....Ren you're so....c-cold," Mysta whined. "It feels nice, but......"

"It's all right," Ren reassures Mysta. "I'll make you feel really good."

Ren moves from Mysta's mouth down to his chin and starts licking around his neck, snaking his long blue-black tongue around the middle. Ren almost bites down but takes extra care to be gentle, for he is very aware of how sharp his fangs are compared to humans.

"Are you ready for me?," asks Ren as he gets close to Mysta's left ear. "I want you to be mine, and not think of anyone else but me."

Those words made Mysta's heart quiver, and at that point he couldn't let out anything else but moans. Ren took that as a yes, immediately pressing his azure alien tip against Mysta's hole. With the secretion all around Mysta's bottom, Ren was able to slip in quite easily despite his size and how tight Mysta was.

"Ahhh....AHHH REN!!" howled Mysta as he felt the wriggling of Ren's phallus undulating deeper inside his ass.

"I've got you," said Ren softly in Mysta's ear. "I won't let you go."

Ren continued to squeeze Mysta and held him from his lower back, pushing Mysta's arms up over Ren's broad shoulders and causing his hands to dangle down Ren's strong back. "I'm going to move now." said Ren, continuing to swirl his long icy tonuge around different parts of Mysta's neck. "I'm not all the way in yet."

"O-okay..." whimpered Mysta.

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>>29872736
To me, the main difference is that most celebrities are still, like, flesh and blood 3D people. Chuubas are idealized 2D avatars that are tailor made to be appealing. Doesn't really matter how much you are deep into the kayfabe, or that you know it's a real person behind the avatar, having eye contact with what is basically a living drawing can still rile up anxiety in people. Reminds me of that time they had charles martinet play mario to people through a screen.

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>>29872920
good luck! if it's of any reassurance, i don't recall having met anyone to whom my very first reaction is "huh they sure are ugly". disgusting, maybe if i could smell real bad B.O. or halitosis but that's not transmitted through a screen.

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>>29869527
What other dubcon things have been floating around your head? Being held up by the neck alone sounds a little too painful but at the same time being held up in the air as he gets you off and tells you in the moment not to whine since you knew what you were getting into as you said earlier sounds good as well...

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>>29873233
this made me laugh so thank you, im sure hes a nice guy who is probably more worried if im going to ask him normal questions or make him uncomfortable more than how i look but its just a worry.
>>29873201
you can read a 3D person's expressions and body movement more to know if theyre uncomfortable or not too, a 2D avatar you cant pick much up from via an expression

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>>29873484
That too, it's kind of amazing how much the human body is wired to detect those kinds of movements. I've never piloted a model myself but I feel like you have to be very exaggerated for some emotions to show.

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>>29873201
the fact they're 2D avatars definitely plays a part. thinking about it a bit more, to be perceived in an identifiable way gives me anxiety, i guess? explains why i come where to talk about chuubas instead of twitter or discord. he mentioned on stream having read one of my tweets (it was untagged and my twitter handle isn't the same as my youtube one so how the fuck) and i don't think i ever tweeted about him again. shouldn't your oshi remembering you elicit positive feelings though. maybe it's the guilt from all the fucked up things i write about him here.

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>>29873705
it all depends on the rigging i think for their expressions but thats also true with the off collab showing how luca in anyone's model makes them extremely more expressive than when they are in their own model

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>>29872920
I’m feeling that too. Thankfully, at the end of the day, we’re just gonna be shown to them on a screen too. I’m glad I don’t have to worry about shaking their hand or be given the opportunity to hug them or something like with normal fleshtuber meet and greets, since that would just add another dimension to my already existing anxiety. But let’s do our best to have a good time anyway

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>>29873908
luca in other people's models will never not be funny. i wonder if they could do something like the vox/reimu twitter switcheroo but in a stream for next year's april fool's. even if they can't get permission to stream on each other's channels, just pretending everything is fine on their own channel despite the completely different model would be fun too. or just do a collab but everyone's jumbled up.

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>>29873277
The portion of the quiz stream where he said he kind of likes to see the fear in your eyes. Being controlled and owned turns me on. The thought of him being able to do whatever he wants to me at any time because I knew what I was getting into gets me going too.

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>>29874275
he could always have a switcheroo with sonny without telling us or whenever the boys have another off collab meet up, just starting the stream without telling us they switched would be funny.

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>>29872736
I have zero in common with my oshi so I don't even know what I would say if I did. I could at least talk about joseimuke games with some of the girls but I'm a good 10 years older than my oshi, what would I even say to him? Give him advice on how to get the bank to finance a mortgage for a house?

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>>29874137
i felt like a hug or handshake wouldve helped ease my anxiety better instead of just standing in front of a screen rambling on but i also would just like to hug my oshi but yes, lets do our best

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>>29874275
Seeing how much of a numberfag Luca is and how Vox lost a ton of followers for that, I think it's a bad idea.

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>>29873063
Holy shit I will read this tonight tskr

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>>29874446
I'd pay to see Sonny's model with Luca's dumb little smirk

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>>29873797
I stopped chatting in my oshi's chat and don't put any comment when I do my milestone chats because I'm so embarrassed about having changed the topic of conversation once. Not even in a bad way, I thought I would enjoy having attention paid to me by him but I don't at all it turns out. Hearing my name read out for my membership continuation is all I need.

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>>29874275
I want to see Luca piloting Sonny, an Aussie (real)(not Ren he doesn't count) boy april fools switch would be great

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>>29874571
yeah, i thought about it and then realized we can't have good things... but what i would give for a bodyswap collab stream that starts off looking like an april fool's gag but slowly turns into something story-driven with roleplay and a side of creepypasta. like, same vibes as enna's makeup stream or mysta's webcam asmr stream, funny and eerie and creative. don't know who could pull it off though. lam bros?

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ANY FELLOW LUXIEM SISTER IN THE THREAD? WHAT ARE WE WATCHING TODAY??

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>>29874711
very relatable! i like chatting because i like making other people in chat laugh, if he sees it i can take like... a fleeting chuckle maybe... and then move on please. please.

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>>29875133
nothing...none of the luxiem boys are streaming for the rest of the day but there's kyo, aster and uki

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>>29874949
Definitely lam bros, bonus points to them if they start out mimicing the others voice and there's no warning that they're using the other's model. Though i have a feeling the parasocial kindred would hate it wheras comfydants would be very down for it so I know they wouldn't go for something like that.

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>>29875133
probably the rest of the group crying session vod, the fall guys vod, and whatever Kyo is doing. Did anyone watch surgery simulator? Was it any good?

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>>29875133
Watching Kamen rider W with some friends.

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>>29875133
You don't have to yell but I'm catching up on VODs since it's dead hours while typing out the rest of the Rensta fic. Then I'm gonna draw more of Mysta's ass in a small thong and then maybe Vox in a projekt melody-type outfit

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>>29874395
Not being able to resist him and seeing the smug satisfaction on his face when he sees your face slightly panic at this realization while maybe even struggling to get away at first... but you both know you're not going anywhere, nor do you actually want to. The consensual non con situation written about him was still good and you mentioning dubcon made me think of him taking advantage of you while you were asleep in general as well.

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>>29875348
Fellow Kamen Rider fan......my people.....

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>>29875337
it was okay, it was nice to see kyo's dynamic towards mysta and yugo but i fell asleep near the end of it since it was just a mess

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>>29875133
Probably the rest of the non Lux streams happening today. It's still too early to say if they're by absolute fav from ILUNA yet but I've been enjoying Kyo and Aster a lot especially since they stream at hours friendly to me. Fuuchan is one of my Noctyx oshi however so I'll drop in to hear his voice if I'm able to. I'm very excited for Milord's watch along tomorrow.

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>>29875133
Since they’ve all already streamed or are resting, I will be watching Kyo when he goes live though because he’s my cute little brother streamer, and work on some fics. Really can’t wait for the Chivalry collab though, it’s gonna be the highlight of my week along with Ike’s karaoke

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>>29875278
urgh fuck you're right. i also just remembered chinese comfydantsisters hate vox/kindred and they're fuuchan's biggest paypigs. he himself wouldn't give a fuck, obviously. i'll just pray for the two of them to do some other type of creative, nerdy stream together, there's so much potential there.

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The last couple weeks I've been ridiculously busy in real life, which meant I missed a lot of Sonny streams (archived the VODs of course). I'm now kind of relieved - it means I'll have lots of stuff to watch while he's on break. Plus Uki can help console me.

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>>29875636
>chinese comfydantsisters hate vox/kindred
they still do? well, can't blame them I would alse hate cn kindreds if I were them

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>>29875337
I tried, it wasn't the best. I look forward to Kyo getting more comfortable with the branch though, he has the ability to be really funny in collabs but it felt like he was holding back

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>>29875636
Wait they do? I thought it'd be the other way around since Fulgur was extra mean to Vox leading up to their debut and what he said in his 2.0. Fuuchan shuts down that kind of behavior immediately so I wouldn't think anything bad could happen.

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Holy shit these details

https://twitter.com/kazusasn/status/1554440564581339137

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>>29876084
Damn, for some reason Ike holding Luca's glove is what really sells it to me

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>>29876001
chinese kindreds were the ones sending him hate and death threats anon, they also were super bitches to chinese comfydants to the point they didn't even comment on things and decided to hide they were fuuchan fans until recently

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>>29875393
not sure about sleep sex but thoughts of cnc with him are very good

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>>29875923
>>29876001
it's more like a renewed hatred after the reimu yab and the shoto? yab (im not sure what this one is about, i have vague knowledge about it because it got on weibo's hot search and comments talked about it under fuuchan's clips). fuuchan's reputation was "washed clean" once that one clipper with the mistranslations was exposed and witch hunted. some people compare the way the two handle their fanbases, can't be sure if they're actual comfydants or just trudging fuuchan out as a tool to hate vox.

a lot of chinese comfydantsisters who've followed fuuchan since debut have personal grudges for the hate they got in their DMs telling them to catch STDs and whatnot, in which case nothing their oshi says will matter.

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>>29876259
I have a chinese speaking friend who lets me know about shit going down in their fandom and can confirm, chinese kindred used to hate him

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>>29876534
wasn't just cn kindred either, a lot of quilldren hated him too, people just forgot about them because ike is so low-profile. pre-debut noctyx in cn circles was so schizo, they said yugo sexually harassed nina. alban was basically the only acceptable guy.

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>chinese kindred get shit on because they're stupid
>EOP kindred get shit on because we're stupid
WE ARE

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>>29876259
there's a reason the first few months after noctyx debut are called "the old battlefield" by cn comfydants. some clips from back then are still up on bilibili and you can see the highest upvoted comments. fuuchan was unanimously hated on, the reason "graduation speedrun" jokes are so anxiety inducing when it comes from him is that they weren't jokes at first, people legitimately wanted him fired before he debuted.

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>>29876809
>EOP
really? i feel like EOP kindred are chill, most unhinged kindred i've seen on twitter are ESL chinese kindred

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>>29876259
>>29876443
>>29876534
>>29876650
Damn, I never knew about any of this. Red boy fanbases sure are interesting. Naruhodo....

>>29876809
big dum like our oshi

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>>29876809
Stupid. But I like you guys in here and in the main thread, you're honry and don't cause trouble

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>>29877131
>you're horny and don't cause trouble
Wrong, I admit I have shitposted (or should I say, shipposted) to trigger fagoons because it's hilarious to see them get triggered by it, but only when they start shitting up the main thread. That's when they deserve it.

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>>29877273
at least youre honest

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>>29877088
it's really interesting how the great firewall does work at times. in this case, because a large portion of the chinese fandom is actually underage and doesn't know how to use VPNs so they rely solely on clippers and translators. that time fuuchan mentioned almost graduating and dropping the golf with friends collab gets interpreted differently here and there. we obviously all think of the dc yab, but over there a lot of people never heard of the leak at all and think it's because of the hate he received for the twitter roleplay with vox.

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>>29877273
To be fair I feel like those are mostly falseflaggers but then again Selen is my oshi from the girls so I am biased and I shitpost for recreation so I can't talk

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i havent felt horny for luca in a while, get well soon mafia boss...

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>>29877273
while we're in a confessional mood i'll admit i indulged in some ponny shitposting last night

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>>29877544
Hope he recovers quickly. I'm really happy he organized a Luxiem collab this week

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>>29877592
Sometimes I just say whatever will get a reaction, I rarely mean it

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>>29877388
Man I really wish most of the fanbases weren't underage. Even if it's still mostly chinese I don't care I just wish we didn't have so many goddamn minors. I'm glad Vox and Shoto explicitly told them all to fuck off but we know idiot children don't listen and always reveal themselves after being called out. Just...ugh.....

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>>29877626
im happy he did it so quickly too instead of his other collab ideas that tend to never happen

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>>29877685
You can get pretty good reactions when you point out hypocrisy among malenons too. Easiest Yous ever.

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>>29877685
Wait this post makes no sense, I mean I rarely mention my oshi but people hate briskadets regardless anyway

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>>29877273
I have almost every picture of selen filtered at this point and I don't regret it.
I only shitpost when it's funny and it won't start a time loop
>>29877626
I really hope he sticks to the original idea of opening up a server and having everyone fight it out

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>>29877687
It's the main reason why I want Vox to stream in NA more often, at least there his fanbase is somewhat rational and can get his dumb references more often. The amogus copypaasta moment during fallguys made me really sad.

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Whenever i watched shu or ike's stream i often forget how a lot of people know these funny skrunkly anime men, and they have quite a sizable fan community... they give the vibe of your neighborhood friend/older brother. Cute.

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>>29877880
I watch Ike to fall asleep a lot, he's very comfortable to watch and has a soothing voice so the amount of quilldren never surprise me

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>>29877842
the bigmonkeman37 vod is my favorite because it's just him being him for 3 hours bantering with OW pros and not having to worry about chat or stuff going over people's heads

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>>29877687
the underagies exposing themselves IN the replies of tweets telling them to fuck off or, worse yet, in chat. heights of braindead i have never seen before, is this the tiktok effect?

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>>29877814
People hate on Luxiem fans even though it's not the fans' or Luxiem members fault they blew up so sometimes I'm tempted to shitpost about the females but it's not the females' fault either so instead I just say men don't buy merch and I watch the males delve into chaos about their excuses for not supporting their grils.

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>>29878008
Please come back, bigmonkeman37, my oshi... I'd be ok if his NA streams are on twitch, the chat during the OW stream was the comfiest I'd been in for a while.

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>>29878132
NA guerilla twitch streams when his work slows down... the dream...

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>>29878069
their excuse for not buying merch will never make sense

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>>29878069
not to mention female fans of female livers buy merch and throw money at their oshis the same way female fans of male livers do because that's the fan culture they're used to, can't say the same the other way around.

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>>29877592
Admitting that I just say what I think is funny when the oppourtunity pops up even if it amounts to shitposts.

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>>29878248
>when his work slows down
I don't feel like that's happening anytime soon, management seems to give him a lot of work these days... Pain of him being so popular..

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>>29878028
Not even just tiktok, it's on twitter and youtube too. Just everywhere minors are present. Any time you tell minors to fuck off they always feel like they must prove something. "I'm 12 but I'm mature for my age!!" is one of the fucking worst things to read with my own two eyes. Having been a kid myself I get the sentiment since everyone treats you like you're lesser than because of your age, but even then I didn't go revealing myself to be a child when someone said they don't want kids near them.

>>29878008
Fuck I completely forgot about that, there's nothing but 30 second clips on his channel now.

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>>29877998
I'm a quilldren and it still surprises me, to be honest. I mean, i am very happy he has a lot of support! But i know his appeal is not for everyone. (It's 100% for me, though.) I also don't see much quilldren on my social circle, so, yeah. The fact that there are a lot of people adoring this blue soft boi out there? Mindblowing. Crazy. Kinda makes me tear up, too, knowing there are same minded people out there.

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>>29877052
Sorry you had to find out this way... all Kindreds are dum dums.

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>>29878132
Genuinely one of my favorite Vox streams ever, and he wasn’t even reading or paying attention to chat (since he said he forgot he was streaming anyway), but the chat was so comfy and fun and everyone was having a great time. I really hope once OW2 launches he’ll just hop on there and do unannounced guerillas, since he seems to really love that game, and talks about it passionately (I also really like OW, so seeing my oshi enjoy about one of my favorite games is always fun)

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>>29878447
main thread is in the shitter nine times out of ten with or without our contributions, we're just adapting to thread culture

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>>29878544
Archive dive and try to find the vod. If you search "bigmonkeman37 mega" for the day and the day after the event you should be able to find it easily, it's probably still up. It had to be live recorded and the other anon had an hour more than I did. Twitch doesn't enable vods by default

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>>29878572
I'm unhinged only on my private twitter with 0 followers where I can just scream into the void and priv qrt people getting mad at Luxiem's "favoritism".

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>>29878778
Based.

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>>29878778
Not a kindred but I also have a 0 follower account so that I can vent about stuff that I wouldn't here

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>>29878778
>Favoritism in quotation marks
I like Luxiem as much as the next person but don't be delusional. There's clearly a management bias.

[Anonymous No.]

I like Kindreds because I can relate to em, I’m mad fuckin stupid myself. I mean I am dumb as a brick, no cap. Like actually, they might be dum dums but I am deadass fuckin brain dead. Fr fr. Love em tho, they my homies and I’d kill for em.

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>>29879522
Hello kyomie!

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>>29879593
Heyo! How you doin my man? Stayin cool?

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>>29879452
it hurts to be a noctyx fan being the neglected little brother and still being told by retards on /nijien/ that it's only the female livers being ignored by management

[Anonymous No.]

Head empty, only Violisko.

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>>29879716
My boy's sick so I'm worried but I'm doing fine myself

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>>29879851 (me)
Big emphasis on the "head empty" part, here's the "Violisko".

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>>29879858
Don’t worry chief, I’m sure he’ll be all rested up soon enough! I’m glad you’re all good too, always gotta check up on the bros and make sure they chillin.

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>>29879522
Dayyuumm you're just like me fr. I've never taken a legitimate IQ test before but its probably room temperature ong. Like I'm genuinely just dumb asl. I'm both kindred and kyomie so I guess I'm just drawn to people with my own stupid ahh energy no cap. We idiots gotta stick together you feel me

[Anonymous No.]

Post your favorite part of your oshi's model. Milord's tiny little fangs send me into such a frenzy whenever I see them. That and his pink eyes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29880492
i love luca's fangs i wish they were easier to see when he smiles, its also not shown on his model very much but i also really love his hands.

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>>29880492
when wife's eyes goes like this he looks like a whore. he's so smug

[Anonymous No.]

>>29880492
Luca's fangs too, whenever he opens his mouth I lose it

[Anonymous No.]

purple wife back https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ORWAXG1yB0

[Anonymous No.]

>>29880492
you already did it. i love that the fangs and smug pink eyes get me going

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>>29880427
Ayy, my man. We dumb together fr. You got my back I got yours, kyomie. Just don’t go callin me a himbo or nothin. I got friends who pick on me like that and shit, makes me mad sad.

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>>29880492
It’s a tie between Ike’s earrings and gloves. His earrings are gorgeous in how they can sway with his model, and his gloves are pure whore material, even if we don’t see them often

[Anonymous No.]

psyborg love!

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>>29881448
LOVE!

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>>29880492
sonny's eyes when he squints/smiles. it makes him look like a creepy pervert (which i love)

[Anonymous No.]

>>29880492
His adorable pouty face and beautiful eyes

[Anonymous No.]

uki, dear, poutine in toronto? i don't know about that...

[Anonymous No.]

Anime Impulse M&G sellout times update based on the first 6 slots (Because I fell asleep before I could verify when Vox sold out):
Vox: ~2.5 hours
Mysta: ~ 3.5 hours

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>>29881993
and tomorrow is luca, im a little scared

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>>29879452
Maybe there is but from a business standpoint they're just investing in the livers that have a bigger demand for their merch. It's not like the others don't get merch or events at all. I just hate how people ignore all the things the girls and Noctyx got too. They've gotten sponsorships, merch collabs with different companies, the cafe, the Psyborg event in HK, etc. There's only a bigger demand for Luxiem because that's what a huge chunk of people are asking for and they're the most popular wave. It's not fair to blame fans or Luxiem for people supporting who they want which is something that I see a lot of. Not saying you're saying that, but why make the same amount of events and merch showcases for livers whose merch doesn't sell much? Maybe it's favoritism, but they can't just dump all the money on everyone 100% equally. The EN branch started a little over a year ago and the other waves are getting more things as time goes on, so I would just be patient for more things to come out.

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>>29882102
Part of me wants to see Annie take an entire timeslot to herself, she could do it if she wanted to.

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>>29882265
anon why do you hate me...i wonder if shes even willing to travel from canada to california for that

[Anonymous No.]

I really missed Uki's soft and beautiful voice.

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>>29882117
>the psyborg event in HK
i'd speculate one of fuuchan's paypigs had a hand in that, i saw her thank the artist they commissioned on twitter for the banner art for doing a rush job. that's why it was only him and uki, not the entirety of noctyx. i suspect the guangzhou appearance is part of the same project, it's not a coincidence they're both canto-speaking events. fans will have to make things happen themselves because management might be open to accepted invites but probably can't be bothered to organize anything.

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>>29882323
Annie undeniably has the money to do whatever she wants.

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>>29882451
as long as she lets me talk to him for 1 minute, she can take up the other 5 hours of his time

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>>29882450
I mean, often the event is soliciting people to come as guests. That's not to say that some people don't ask to come as guests, especially at larger events, but 90% of the guests we got were either suggestions from agents we'd worked with in the past that we had a good relationship with, or based on who attendees were requesting/were overall currently popular. It would not surprise me that Uki and Fuuchan are getting these convention opportunities because local fans are making a concerted effort to suggest them, but that probably holds true for the other convention opportunities as well. Could easily have been from a bunch of people responding to "who do you want to see at our con next year?" surveys rather than Niji management actively seeking them out. One of the cons I worked at we literally had the con head go "YT is pretty big now, maybe we should bring in YT guests" and then had our social media make a post asking for suggestions and reached out from there. It was pretty uncommon for us to accept someone who reached out first unless we needed to quickly fill a last minute opening from a cancellation or they were super cheap and we still had space.

t. Former staffer for a bunch of cons

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>>29877131
I just like to post my pregnancy thoughts

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>>29883605
Do you loop that one part of the vampire asmr where he uses you to continue his bloodline?

[Anonymous No.]

aster's stream is making me crave noodles but i had supper already......

[Anonymous No.]

I am trying to make him my oshi because I really like his avatar and his love for dinosaurs is cute but I feel like people are too harsh with him...
He debuted 1 week ago and everyone calls him out for so many things, I wish they would just stop.
I am slowly becoming afraid to say on social media that he might be my favorite EN member so far because people dislike him so much...

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>>29884081
Sis, I am going to be frank. Ren saying hi to an Idol is the tamest """yab worthy""" thing any of the boys have done. People will hate NijiEN males no matter what, you just have to deal with it and just enjoy his streams.

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>>29884001
Absolutely. It was a momentous occasion for us pregnancysisters!

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>>29884081
honestly fuck social media, outside of /here/ kyo is hated because of his voice and attitude but who cares. the things ren has done arent that bad honestly, theyre embarrassing to some degree but not that much

[Anonymous No.]

>>29884081
you might need some time away from this board. also please grow thicker skin in the event an actual yab happens.

[Anonymous No.]

hetshipping loop is happening again, i wanted to talk about my oshis stream...

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>>29884081
I stop caring about what other people say and enjoy my oshi how I want regardless of what people say. People's words are only going to ruin your experience so just use that time to loop Blue Sugar lmao. Also don't really try to like him, let it happen naturally. As you get to know him more and more, you'll find yourself falling in love with him.

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>>29884600
The heck were you expecting with discussion of a stream that has Pomu near males?

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>>29884600
Ew, I hate hetshipfags. Don't worry we can enjoy male ships here.

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>>29884678
it was fine earlier till she started streaming...

[Anonymous No.]

i really wish i can meet members of luxiem or noctyx someday, but anime impulse is just too far... i hope they come to a con on the east coast someday

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>>29884729
fujo posting is encouraged!

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>>29884081
All he did was say hi to the owl. That is not a yab.

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>>29884798
theyll probably to the east coast next since they went central and now west

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>>29884600
only hetships i accept is shit like yugo grooming his little sister who calls him onii-chan. or i can accept genderbend shit where my wife still gets dicked down. maleanons have shit taste in hetships.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29884081
>>29884255
It's especially stupid because vtubers from different agencies talk on twitter all the time. Tons of nijis sent tweets to/about Sana's graduation and Tempus's debuts.

[Anonymous No.]

brothers that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29884081
Why give a shit? He touches too much grass to care so why should you?
>>29815401

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>>29884775
She isn't streaming today

[Anonymous No.]

>>29885035
have sex with each other!

[Anonymous No.]

>>29885035
are dangerously codependent and use each other as emotional crutches

[Anonymous No.]

>>29885035
tiny milord...

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>>29885106
so the thread just went to shit for no reason again, ill just be here then and lurk till the new thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>29884775
That one meme with the graph about the thread quality wasn't a lie, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29885026
Males breathing anywhere near their idols is a crime to them. part of me wishes we got a tempus and myth/council collab already so this idol shit could die forever.

[Anonymous No.]

Demon!

[Anonymous No.]

Kindred, I have a question. I’ve avoided most of Vox’s ASMRs for a long time since I don’t really care for ASMR in general, but I’ve decided to finally give in and take a listen today. Which ones do you recommend, and if you want to say, why? (The less acknowledgement of chat during the stream, the better, since I find that kinda distracting.)

[Anonymous No.]

>>29885872
What are you looking for? Pure horny, a fun story, or just some relaxing chatting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29885872
It's more of a question of what you're looking for. Mermaid and Knight have minimal interaction.

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>>29885872
Interesting fantasy story: Knight, Merman
Comforting soft talking: Butler, Sleep with me
Horny: Police Officer, Office

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>>29885218
i like to imagine there's 1 real schizo and the rest are all larping shitposters. there can't be that many actual retards, right...?

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>>29886116
We'll never know unless they add post IDs

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>>29886116
i cant ever tell if the people defending luca are actual lucubs or falseflaggers when this shit gets brought up. ive already learned not to defend luca because its shitposters who dont care

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>>29885984
Oh, I guess I should’ve been more specific, but really I’m flexible! I think I’m more looking for interesting stories and comfy over horny. I’m curious about Milord’s writing and acting chops as well, since I’ve read good things about the recent Knight ASMR.

>>29886001
>>29886041
Thanks! I’ll keep these in mind.

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>>29886199
I wish they would just add IDs ngl. A lot of us already avatarfag, if it helps expose/deter some of the schizos that's a win in my book ong

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>>29886491
He says that he writes minimal prompts (some have been 3 sentences) and then just wings it for two hours, which is impressive in it's own way to me

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>>29886491
>Writing
Somehow, about 99% of it is improv. He just has vague outlines. The only reason the big twist happened with the knight asmr is because he didn't charge his camera.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29886116
Yesterday when that thread got nuked kind of exposed that it is just a couple schizos shitting up the thread. It was pretty funny honestly.

[Anonymous No.]

Also, I miss Luca.

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>>29885872
Merman, Knight, and Butler are all good starters into his asmrs especially if you'd rather something more narrative based than bfe, though the first 2 are are a bit heavier/angsty while the Butler one def leans into bfe more. For the more nsfw ones, Boyfriend part 2 is good if you don't like being slapped around and stuff (I like how soft it is) while I'd personally recommend Office or Box Tenshi for something rougher (though the office asmr is the only one that really gets full on sexual if you weren't already aware). The first Boyfriend asmr isn't nsfw but along with the sleep asmr they're both rather calming, as well as the Study one; however out of the ones I've listed, mainly Merman, Knight, Butler, and Office are probably the ones where he doesn't listen to chat the most in. Anything else I haven't listed either has a lot of chat interaction which can mess with the pacing or just aren't my personal reccs but I encourage you to listen to them if they interest you!

As a bonus, non rp asmrs he has that I'd recommend for fun are his smash one which was surprisingly calming and his drunk chatting asmr which got really horny at some times but also had lot of him rambling about stuff he likes which I always enjoy. Those are more zatsu like though so he interacts with chat a lot in them.

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>>29886603
>A lot of us already avatarfag
And that's a bad thing, fucking hell.

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>>29886603
>avatarfag
speak for yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>29887183
>>29887291
I ain't say i wasn't one nigga! I just like posting pictures of my boys no cap

[Anonymous No.]

>>29887640
anyone who just posts pics of their oshi is an avatarfag in some of these anons’ eyes

[Anonymous No.]

It is kind of amazing how we're basically getting 2 hours of drama CD level production streams for free from Vox now. Knight had a ton of production value with the transitions, camera filters, sfx, and music. I'm happy he gets to flex his filmmaking skills for this kind of stuff, he's clearly loving whatever he makes.

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>>29887757
Its insane but from the moment he mentioned getting an asmr mic and interest in doing stuff like this I've been excited to see where he goes with it. It's insane that we get it all for free and I will never not be thankful for it. Monsters aren't particularly my thing and I was even initially apprehensive whenever people suggested a Dragon asmr to him on stream but with how the Knight asmr was and knowing that the Dragon asmr is it's direct sequel I can't help but be super excited for it this Saturday. In general I'm excited for all that he's going to do with this fantasy based asmr arc he's currently feeling and hope he continues to enjoy himself lots with it!

[Anonymous No.]

Let's not put identifiers lmao. This is ment to be an anonymous board so let's leave it as is

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>>29888282
personally if I wanted ids I would be on twitter but to each their own

[Anonymous No.]

>>29884874
Tbh there were retards that wanted to make it a yab. Its hilarious how a simple "Hi" made so many people seethe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29888099
This nigga really just woke up and decided to do 2 weeks of lord of the rings ASMR which is based

[Anonymous No.]

>>29888282
ids are just random numbers on this site

[Anonymous No.]

>>29887752
If postin pics of Kyo is a crime, I’m a criminal fr.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29873063
Ren thrusts gently into Mysta, letting out small grunts and moans because of how tight he feels around Ren's cock. The contrast of his body temperature compared to Ren's is a sensation he's never felt before, and it's turning him on more and more the deeper he goes inside Mysta.

"Ahh....Ren....Ren!! Hahh....nhhh....Ren," moans Mysta as he grabs at Ren's back, not knowing what to do with himself as he is overcome with pleasure throughout his body. "Ren how- ah....are you......so big......hahh..."

"Sorry, am I hurting you?" asks Ren, barely able to stop himself from going deeper. Mysta shakes his head. "I'm almost all the way in."

Mysta's head is still dizzy from the sweet smell, the lust he feels for Ren, and perhaps even a side effect that may have come from being in contact with Ren's secretion. All he can feel is Ren's extraterrestrial phallus being pushed inside him and the cold feeling of Ren's heavy body against his. "It's in now," says Ren. "I'm gonna move now. I'm all the way inside." Mysta tries to respond but all he can do is clench tight around Ren's dick, eager to feel more of him. Ren starts moving back and forth now, moaning in Mysta's ear at finally being able to make love to the man who was the subject of his affection for so long. Ren softly bites down on Mysta's neck and starts sucking on it, resulting in Mysta throwing his head back and hissing in pleasure. The sensation of him sucking his neck and pushing back and forth inside him makes him unable to hold back his voice. They're getting stronger and stronger and Mysta's hands are trying to find a comfortable place to grab onto. Mysta starts clawing at Ren's back as he's feeling him more and more, getting closer to Ren's ear and neck and moaning into it passionately. Mysta's erection was rubbing against Ren's stomach as he thrusted, heightening the sensations throughout his body and causing him to grab more parts of Ren's chilly body to contain the feelings. He grabbed one of Ren's horns, to which Ren let out a strong hiss of pleasure.

"HSSSSSSH AHHN!!!," snarled Ren. "Aghhnnnn....hnnghhhh......."

"Ahh...wh-what's- ahn....wrong, Ren?" asked Mysta between moans.

"Those are....very sensitive. And touching them a certain way triggers some....bodily changes. I don't think you're ready to handle that just yet." says Ren while continuing to thrust inside Mysta. Mysta felt the size and possibly the shape of Ren's penis change when he touched his horns. He also thought he saw a part of Ren's shoulders and back change color a bit, but he was too dizzy from the pleasure of sex to really make out what it was.

Mysta's hands moved down to Ren's back and started to scratch at it, the passion of their intercourse getting stronger as Ren held Mysta more tightly. They're both moaning loudly almost in each other's ears at this point, and the scratching makes Ren thrust even faster. As Mysta's moans get even more high pitched and wild he loses control of where his hands are grabbing, switching between Ren's back and head. Ren's left hand makes it's way up Mysta's body and intertwines his fingers with the detective's, but the other hand is still trying to grab at something, and Ren is using his right arm to hold Mysta's body. Mysta grabs one of his horns again, this time getting a few fingers between the spike-like parts sticking out from it. Ren lets out another strong hiss of pleasure at Mysta touching such a sensitive spot.

"HNNGHHH AHHH, MYSTA!!!" shouts Ren, burying his teeth into Mysta's neck to try and contain himself. He can't hold himself back anymore and starts thrusting faster. Just when Mysta thought Ren couldn't get any bigger, his phallus grows even larger inside him and hits his prostate at the perfect angle, making Mysta roll his eyes back and go completely limp at the overwhelming pleasure he feels, completely missing out on seeing strange, small extremities grow out of Ren's back.

"Mysta.....y-you shouldn't have done that," whimpers Ren, now sounding like he's about to whine because the pleasure he is feeling may be overwhelming for him too now. "I.....I think I'm about to....r-realease....aahhhhh!!"

The only way Mysta can respond is through loud moans. Ren lets go of Mysta's hand and grabs both of his thick thighs, pushing them back almost against the bed and pumping as deep as he can inside him, releasing a very thick goo that flows all throughout Mysta's insides. Mysta cums as well after having his prostate hit in such a perfect spot so many times and scratches Ren's back extra hard at the overwhelming bliss and satisfaction he feels at releasing and letting out one final sensual wail.

Last part coming up in a moment....

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>>29888282
there's already an identifier on 4chan, if people wanted to they can fill the name field kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>29886116
Numbefaggots, holobronies falseflaggin, unicorn pomudachi, a shitposter, an actual schizo, who knows. At this point its better to give up on the main thread, because this board hates NijiEN and we get a bunch of schizos shitting up that thread

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>>29888282
They're unique with every thread, not like everyone would be given a tripcode. Samefagging schizos seem to be so pervasive on this board especially it would be nice to be able to filter them and might make the main thread less headache-inducing.

I didn't mean to try starting a slapfight about it though that's just my opinion... I'm goin back to watching my nigga on the telly now he's training to be the very best like no one ever was

[Anonymous No.]

watching kyo having fun with this pokemon game and being chill is nice to see after all the loud collabs recently

[Anonymous No.]

>>29885872
>>29886491
I like the beginning of the pilot ASMR cuz it funny hehe
Hope he does more humorous ASMR in the future

[Anonymous No.]

>>29889500
cookout with dad!vox grilling, telling dad jokes and saying how proud he is of you doko

[Anonymous No.]

>>29890143
Non sexual daddy RP let's goooooo!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>29890143
I need this now. Fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>29890143
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for that one

[Anonymous No.]

>>29890143
I would cry…

[Anonymous No.]

>>29890143
i want this

[Anonymous No.]

Losing my mind over ren dying twice now in the nuzlocke

[Anonymous No.]

>>29890241
>>29890297
>>29890326
>>29890447
Looks like the ones who really needed a brotuber/dadtuber was us all along.....

[Anonymous No.]

>>29887027
Wow, thanks for this! So much detail and info, I really appreciate it sister, thank you!
>>29890143
I would actually love that. Vox please be my dad for 2 hours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29888808
It's great, you even included the back scratching, and the dick expanding inside of him is perfect, thanks for this

[Anonymous No.]

>>29890607
I thought he was supposed to be a pro at this

[Anonymous No.]

Numberfags should kill themself

[Anonymous No.]

Time to wake up at 4am again for film nerd milord... Please fix your times next week....

[Anonymous No.]

>【RP ASMR】A day with your best bro【NIJISANJI EN | Vox Akuma】
>*Vox calls you early in the morning*
>"Hey man, get up! It's time for our morning workout! C'mon dude it's leg day, you're not still in bed are you? Let's go bro, I've got the protein shakes ready!"
>Get to the gym and see Vox already in his tank top and shorts
>"Hey, what took you so long? Never mind, I saved a spot for you over here. Let's get to it!"
>*noises of machinery clanking as you're both working out*
>"Hey man, lookin' good! You're doing so well, you've really been improving these past couple of weeks! Keep it up and you'll lose a few more pounds in no time!"
>*more workout noises*
>"Ahhh that was great! I'm so proud of you bro!" *gives you a hard slap on the back* "Let's go hit the showers then get those protein shakes, they just got a new flavor in!"
>After showers and drinking some shakes, you both head to a nearby arcade
>"I've been dying to show you this, bro. They just got a new shooter called Zetrius Destruction! Some really cool action game where you shoot these aliens from the planet Zetrius that are trying to invade earth. It just came to the arcade but there's already a bunch of lore on it! We've totally gotta nerd out about it later bro, I'd love to get you into it!"
>You both play a few games on different machines
>"Hey bro, 1v1 me on this one! Bet you can't beat my high score"
>You beat his high score
>"Holy SHIT dude! Damn I didn't think you could beat me, but I'm proud of you! You put in all those hours of practice on the console version so I'm impressed. GGs man! Let's go get some lunch now."
>You two head over to a sports bar and get some burgers
>"Hey there's a football game on! Fighting Wolves vs the Raging Dragons! I've GOT to see this...."
>You both tune in to the game and cheer for the underdog. Their points are behind at first, but then they get a touchdown at the end and the entire bar roars in excitement at the winning team
>"YEAAAAAHHHH I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY WON!!! Wasn't that awesome dude! I'm so glad I could watch that game with you, man!"
>After they eat you both take a stroll towards a park and talk extensively about Zetrius Destruction lore while you walk off your meal and let it digest.
>"Hey look, those guys are playing a bit of catch! Wanna go over there and play for a bit?"
>You nod. The other guys are really kind and you guys play some football for a few hours
>"Ah man dude that was so fun!"
>You say goodbye to the nice guys that you played with and head home
>"Hey man, couple rounds on the GameBox 3?"
>You both play some fighting games and you're pretty evenly matched in terms of skill and get an even number of wins and losses.
>"Haha hey man you got nothin' on me, I perfected my combos with this character!"
>You kick his ass
>"Ahhh dammit, looks like I still need more practice. Haha!"
>It's time for Vox to head home
>"Hey man, I had an awesome day with you today. You're my best bro and I wouldn't give you up for the world. I mean that, bro. You're like family to me."
>You guys give each other a bro handshake and pat each other's backs.
>"See you tomorrow morning for arm workouts!"

[Anonymous No.]

new ojisan x shota luca
https://twitter.com/mingming00112/status/1554637061201661958

[Anonymous No.]

Noctyx Love! I'm very excited for this Smash collab!

[Anonymous No.]

>>29890729
Np! I've unironically been keeping a general ranking list for each asmr so far, both for people who might be curious about them but unsure where to start (especially when most think of Vox's nsfw asmrs first) and for fun, so I'm glad to finally get some use out of it here.

[Anonymous No.]

but alban... the cute cat that makes me happy is YOU...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29892676
Noctyx love! Excited to see sexcat, wife and Noctyx Blue interacting!

[Anonymous No.]

>>29890913
This is one of the most painful nuzlockes I have ever witnessed lowkey. Love my nigga but damn

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>>29892378
If he ever did do a workout/personal trainer asmr I'd unironically love it a lot if it played out like this, even if I do enjoy the more horny one people keep wanting him to do instead. I heard a lot of it in his voice.

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somebody explain this shit to me, please

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>>29893329
Kindred lore helps out a ton with writing. It's a very flexible concept. Also writing extensions of the asmrs.

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>>29893329
Be the change you want to see

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>>29893329
Vox has more yumejos

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>>29893329
Better get writing then bro briskadets are also suffering sadge

[Anonymous No.]

>>29893329
kindredsonas have their own tag he adds to his weekly hashtag list so a lot of fans like to "dream" about him

[Anonymous No.]

Okay maybe these batsus weren't such a bad idea after all. Cute doggy boys.....
https://twitter.com/105_vt/status/1554465986681917445

[Anonymous No.]

Ike in Kyo's chat!

[Anonymous No.]

>Milord keeps liking ikeakuma and BROTHERS THAT art (pic related)
You shy dumb demon do more collabs with them already I am begging you

[Anonymous No.]

wife and sexcat

[Anonymous No.]

time to see my wife again....finally....

[Anonymous No.]

wife, sexcat, and the joker on the telly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UnmP8EgEwTs

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>>29894895
they're SMASHING

[Anonymous No.]

fuuchan and nagao really do look like allen walker and kanda yuu what the fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>watashi wa cyborg desu
Wife cute.....

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>>29895120
why do i find it cute that he uses watashi. wife nihongo is so cute. my brain is rotting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29895120
my wife can't be this cute!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>>29894969
now you said it i cant unsee

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>>29895210
ore is too assertive for fuuchan
boku is too young for fuuchans voice
atashi is too cute for fuuchan
fuuchan should just refer to himself as fuuchan

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>>29893329
At least two of those are from this thread. I'm not sorry. mystakes deserve some yume fics too

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>>29895447
fuuchan referring to himself in third person oooooOOOOO

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>>29895447
>"fuuchan wa saiboogu desu!!!"

[Anonymous No.]

wife just confirmed he's taking a third week of break........... im ngmi...

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>>29893329
It's because Mysta leans submissive so most people can't see him as anything other than the bottom in a BL ship.
Which is a fucking pity, by the way. I think the fact that Mysta is a straight, naturally submissive male is the best thing ever. But we're both kind of outliers in that sense.

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fuuchan nothing fucking fills the void anymore please come back soon

[Anonymous No.]

fuuchan don't do this to us.....

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>>29895743
One of those is mine. I hope to post more Vox stuff soon, got a lot of ideas I need to just find the time and energy to write out!!

[Anonymous No.]

Alban sounds EXTRA cute speaking Japanese this stream! I like this collab combination, Nagao and Alban get along so well together as senpai-kouhai, and Fulgur there providing the friendly banter and commentary so it doesn't feel TOO formal. I'm not a Smash nerd, I just button mash, but I love games like this where they can have some competitive fun!

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>>29895891
didn't he mean that the second week is the one he's actually on break?

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>fuuchan as daisy
TOT I WANT FANART NOW!!!!!!

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>>29896629
he said next week it'll actually feel like a break..... at least his cute moans are reinvigorating me for the moment. so glad my wife is vocal.

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>>29896740
he's going to come back one day before the noctyx 6 month birthday isn't he....i'm going insane....

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>>29896856
...i'm going to pour myself another drink.

[Anonymous No.]

sonny in chat, with uki earlier, noctyx is now complete.

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>ren may play it takes two with kyo
my ship.....finally....

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>>29898069
I worry for Kyo's brain. Will he live through another collab with Ren?

[Anonymous No.]

I hope that horny kindred in the main thread reads something she likes and sets a new high score

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>>29897170
Yugo...

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>>29898470
Hhhhhhhhhhhh can't get too horny now, must finish this Rensta fic and draw buttfucking brothers. Must....hold....back......

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>>29898523
yugo is part of valz silly anon

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>>29880492
The neck tattoo just...

Every time I see it my brain goes crazy, goes stupid.

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>>29898470
Oh gosh, are you referring to the time I said my orgasm record was like 8 in a single session?

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>>29898681
Alright. If you insist.
>>29898833
I forget what week it was but someone said 12 during that thread. The months have leaked together since I started watching. I think this thread is about a month old now too.

[Anonymous No.]

>kindred hornyposts in the main thread
>immediately followed by retarded bait and brotuber begging about Vox
Why do I even bother going back there.....?

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>>29899130
Oooh I don’t remember that but damn, nice!! My record is 8 but I wanna hit double digits sometime soon!

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>>29899236
You get used to it. They lost their minds over my + another Kindredsister’s yume noncon posting the other day

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>>29899362
I liked the tree branched post graph. Amazing effort for a horny Minecraft film analysis streamer.
I also hope the comfydants are enjoying their two consecutive nights with their wife

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>>29899562
I saved it to keep it as a trophy kek. They were so caught off-guard as if a good chunk of the thread isn’t “I want to rape Enna’s feet” or “Finana rape correction” at any given time.

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>>29899269
milord would be proud

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>>29899236
I try to visit the main thread still so I can catch kindredsis hornyposting there still but I've been enjoying how comfy it's been here a lot.
>>29899562
I've been thinking of unironically linking it here for the archive because thinking of it with Vox was really good.

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>>29899912
Same, I visit the main thread every now and then just to hornypost, but I definitely prefer this thread. And I’m glad you enjoyed my ramblings!

[Anonymous No.]

wife getting double-teamed right now... he's moaning a lot... i hope he enjoys it

[Anonymous No.]

Wife's cute moans...

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>>29900156
>>29900244
artist please....

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>>29900103
I'm mainly active over there if there's a collab or one of my female oshis are streaming but I always loved talking to sisters there, especially for the ones who still prefer that one more. I'm glad whenever someone mentions when you all are active over there at least during the times I can't catch it. And thank you once again for them!

[Anonymous No.]

need a wife ITAI compilation

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>>29900680
i only go to main thread to shitpost but it's always nice to see sisters still hornyposting there

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>>29899841
Proud to say I'm in this screenshot. Also men lack self awareness very much so it's jarring when they see women into the same depraved shit they're into.

[Anonymous No.]

why does wife moan this much....

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>>29900961
Thank you for writing with me! I mentioned it earlier but I always consider it a success when my hornyposts both manage to indulge other sisters while pissing off maleanons in the same breath. Acting like it’s the first noncon fantasy they’ve ever seen… they’re ngmi

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>>29900968
he's all hot and bothered thinking about all the catboy and senpai dick he's getting after this

>>29901094
maleanons throw the word rape around then get weirded out when someone actually writes it. makes them kinda rapeable actually

[Anonymous No.]

>>29900968
Definitely ovulating.

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>>29901195
Uooohhh cute rapeable and clueless maleanons T o T so easy to take advantage of in their confusion!!!

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>>29901195
True. I just wanna be held down and violated while Vox whispers loving things in my ear about how I was made for him, about how my body is far more honest than my my words are, and how he knows I’ll just keep on letting him take me over and over. Ahh, I really really enjoy the “honest body” type line. Loving rape involving tears being gently kissed away and praises softly whispered in my ear is my favorite.

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>>29901301
>wife just went wauwauwa
his brother needs to put a baby in him asap

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>>29901301
Is he ever not ovulating?

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>>29901438
God fucking damnit I'm getting dizzy and horny again!!!!!!!!!!!! This kind of thing is so good!!!!!!!!!!! Frick you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>>29901406
they've never been approached by a woman in their lives so their guards are automatically down... use some positive affirmation... you could start a collection of them... groom them and dress them in nice frilly, lacey things, and keep them chained to a large bed. maybe break their legs so they can't escape and have to rely on you carrying them to the bathroom to pee! when they misbehave, you let them wet themselves as the vibrator inside them gives them a dry orgasm so their brains will relate incontinence and shame with pleasure.

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>>29901406
Cute unsuspecting male anons... so adorable in a skirt while I stroke their prostate... delicious moans

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>>29901696
Oh my god this is so good. Are we allowed to anchor maleanon fanfics? I'm doing it anyway lmao.

>>29849406

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>>29901690
“Soft” (I feel like I should use this term relatively-speaking lol) noncon gets me every time. Idk what it is… there’s just something about being handled nice and lovingly while I’m being completely violated that makes it so much sweeter than more harsher scenarios. Having your tears gently brushed away by his thumb while he presses the softest, lightest kisses all over your face… telling you that you’re doing such a good job and that he knew you’d be a good girl for him, that kind of thing. With exceptional aftercare too so you’re just in a whirlwind of confusion, guilt, disgust, shame, and… a strange sense of gratitude? for him having been so loving and gentle. It makes it hard to leave when he unironically treats you so much nicer than any of your past partners despite him violating you whenever he pleases.

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MY WIFE'S PIKA. IM FUCKING DEAD

[Anonymous No.]

UOOOOHHHH NEED PIKACHU FUUCHAN NOOOWWWW UUUUOOOHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

I fucked up my Vox ritualpost, typed Vix instead… This is the first time I had the Millie laughing image directed at me

[Anonymous No.]

i realized there's more lucub yumes here than i thought there were or well ones who also see him as their son

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>>29902451
Cute dumb pregnancysister…

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>>29902014
I...have no idea how to categorize that, but I've gone ahead and stuck it under the reader-insert section. Live your lives, anons. Don't let my confusion stop you.

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>>29902600
Thanks as always archivist anon! But will you ever update the archive's name to nenmen archive?

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>>29902555
I’m not a lucub but I’ve kinda been wanting to write a Luca yume fic where he has marathon sex with you since his stamina is just insane like that. Fucking reader over and over again to the point of her exhaustion and he just keeps going. I posted a tiny drabble about it here once and people seemed to enjoy it, so I’ve had the idea for a longer fic milling around in my head since.

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>>29902451
GenderbentMillieLaughing.PNG

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>>29902891
>spoiler
I still search for luxnoc when looking for the thread so half the time I honestly just forget we're not called that anymore. Forgive me. My memory is as questionable as my wife's.

[Anonymous No.]

That maleanon rape discussion kind of scares me, I’m now very glad I’m a normal dude and not one of the ones that’s about.

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>>29849406
We're on page 9 and I didn't finish the last part of the Rensta fic so I'm anchoring it for now!

>>29728001
>>29873063
>>29888808

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>>29903096
Don’t worry, Kyomie. I’m not into that fantasy either.

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>>29903210
Would you mind suggesting tags, anon?

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>>29901696
>nice frilly, lacey things
men in lingerie really get me going

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>>29902897
please do share it whenever you post it, his yume tag on ao3 is dead. ive thought about other scenarios of him being a mafia boss who just goes to your sex club to fuck you and only you when he wants to take his stress out on someone

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>>29903289
Oh, my apologies!

Non-human penis, rough sex, sex pollen, other non-human qualities

[Anonymous No.]

Alban's done Smashing, now he's supa thanking! I haven't tuned into his streams in a while, I forgot how cute he is talking to chat. Though, maybe it's just me being dumb, but when did he start winking when he says thanks for the superchat? Is it something he always did? Either way it's adorable, my heart feels so full...

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>>29903380
I will! I have a big backlog of stuff to start writing, but I feel genuinely bad for Lucubs and their lack of yume content so I’d like to just do something, haha. I looove the idea of big puppy bf Luca happily asking you if “you wanna go one more?!” because he’s still hard after round 30 and thinks you feel way too good to stop anytime soon. I love enthusiastic boys with insane stamina.

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>>29902014
>>29902600
lmfao sorry for complicating things. i guess i should at least make it worthwhile.

eventually you initiate them into fucking one another. there's so many of them and only one of you, after all. of course they'd all prefer to have their private time with you, so they try extra hard to perform well so you'll notice them. you have to start leaving them in cock cages so they don't sneak around and relieve themselves using each other behind your back. some of them are so used to coming from their ass that they don't get hard anymore, so you bulk order double-ended dildos for them. you also teach them to suck cock. they think it's just because you like watching them suck each other off, but in reality, you're about to get a return on your investment.

you make sure you're always around for the first time they take a customer's real, girthy, veiny cock, completely different from the femboy cocks they were accustomed to. they always cry and search for you with their teary eyes, and when they catch your gaze you give them a gentle pat on the head and tell them it's alright, they'll learn to enjoy this too, and you'll reward them once they're done. you relish in the panicked look on their faces the first time they take cum inside them, the duration is always longer than they expect. eventually you get the ball rolling where your oldest maleanons can train your newly acquired ones and invite all of /nenmen/ to come to the grand opening of your maleanon prostitution parlor.

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>>29902897
That sounds hot as hell, I'd love something like that. This is merely a suggestion, but if you decide to make him fuck you for so long and so hard reader passes out, and when they wake up he's still going at it, I'd bust the fattest nut on the spot.

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>>29903558
i will look forward to your writing, kindred?

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>>29903820
A very, very good concept. I’ll definitely keep it in mind! I love somno.

[Anonymous No.]

>maleanon noncon fanfic
now this is fucking podracing

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>>29903876
You guess correctly!!

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>>29903507
he always did the wink from the beginning and said "thank you for the superchats, thank you, thank you." it's so cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>29903562
UOOOOHHHH SHOTA YAOI SEEEEXXXX THANK YOU ANON TT 0 TT

[Anonymous No.]

wait, isn't the archivist anon a maleanon? sorry about the things we make you read lol.

[Anonymous No.]

Bro I’m scared.

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>>29903912
Glad to know there's a fellow somno appreciator! It's one of my weaknesses, just the idea of Luca even encouraging reader to go back to sleep. "Shh, it's okay, babe, close your eyes and let me take care of you." OUGH

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>>29904075
I am, but I wouldn't have started the archive at all if reading through these kinds of things bothered me. Feel free to be as degenerate as you like, anons.

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>>29904195
whats wrong kyomie

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>>29904195
don't worry kyomie nobody will harm a single hair on your head

[Anonymous No.]

>>29904046
Ooh, thank you! I guess I just never really noticed then, that's so sweet TTATT catboy love!!

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>>29903342
same. i've been really into lingerie since i deepdived into it shopping for a friend's wedding gift, just imagine your oshi in some agent provocateur or la perla, or gifting you some of those if you prefer. there was this one luxury italian brand that made gorgeous stuff but i can't for the life of me find the name... it's what i imagine vox would dress fuuchan in just to tear it to pieces, feel three-thousand-dollar lace disintegrate under his fingers but still thinking fuuchan's skin is softer.

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>>29904195
Just don't ever be in need of correction and you have nothing to fear, kyomie

[Anonymous No.]

>>29903380
>being boss's personal go-to girl whenever he needs some relief
thanks anon im ngmi, good scenario concepts

[Anonymous No.]

>>29904245
damn that's kinda hot. archivist anon can be the manager for our maleanon prostitution parlor, the only male who is allowed consent in the building. he's free to give it up if he wants though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29904240
Oooh and Luca just feeling a little guilty because he wants you to get your rest, you’ve been so good all night and being so generous by helping him satisfy himself, but he just can’t stop… he’s too horny!! At least letting you sleep while he continues to go at it kills two birds with one stone, right?

>>29904389
God I love this idea too… I kinda giggled a little when that other anon first mentioned it because that’s exactly the prompt I’m using in my current project it’s a genshin reader insert and not anything Vtuber related, I apologize so maybe I’d have to recycle it for Luca sometime… it’d be fun!

[Anonymous No.]

The smash collab was fun. Hope they can do another collab with them and Oliver since he couldn’t make it today

[Anonymous No.]

>>29904389
the idea of him being jealous enough to pay so youre never touched by anyone else but him and when they know hes coming, they just close shop early just for you two. the idea of being luca's personal plaything gets me going

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>>29904464
Unfortunately I'm asexual, but thank you for the generous offer. I can be the combination receptionist/bouncer, though! Not that I can fight. But I'm 199cm and decently fit so I can at least look intimidating for you.

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>>29904567
You have me curious about it now especially since I also genshin so it's np but if you ever do use it for boss I'd definitely look forward to it!
>>29904705
Yeah definitely ngmi... I don't feel there's enough out there that really makes much real use of his mafia boss status, plus the fact that yume content is harder to come by for him makes it even scarcer...

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>>29898696
I know it's a joke, but this hurts

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>>29904305
Bein a maleanon is not an unpleasant life, yet I live in a state of fear. My existence is placated only due to my liking towards a male liver. Were it not for this, I would surely be one of many on the chopping block.
In other words, BRO MY ASS IS GRASS IF KYO STOPS BEIN BUSSIN TO ME, I DO THINK HIS SHITS FIRE BUT KYOMIE I GOTTA KEEP LOVIN HIM OR IM DEAD AS HELL FR.
>>29904320
Ay, much appreciated my dude.
>>29904356
Imma do my best, but ong I live on thin ice fr.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29904738
even better! no way for any mischievous femboys to try and bribe you with their bodies, the only thing of value they can use to bargain.

[Anonymous No.]

And with that, I should go to bed. I have work in less than 6 hours kek. Good night!! Milord LOVE!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>29905083
Good night kindred!

[Anonymous No.]

>>29905083
sleep well kindred i am skipping today's watchalong and banking on luxiem chiv 2 to be a banger. i'll probably join if they do the open server thing like luca mentioned

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>>29904738
That's cool too! Asexual respect!
I'm also a maleanon here. I don't hang around often because I don't have much I want to discuss. It's just the same wife brainrot posting.

I uh.....don't want to rape correct other maleanons because I'm turned off by fat smelly dudes, they can stay single desu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29904998
you'll be fine kyomie, we have a male comfydant whose fine too

[Anonymous No.]

>>29905083
Gn! I hope you rest well and that your work shift is kind to you. I should also sleep soon to be able to enjoy Milord's watchalong later.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29905323
>I uh.....don't want to rape correct other maleanons because I'm turned off by fat smelly dudes
KEK

[Anonymous No.]

>>29905323
just imagine they're femboys, suspend that disbelief!

also i found the lingerie brand i was looking for. time to brainrot wife wearing this. https://www.cristinaaielli.com/

[Anonymous No.]

>>29905323
I don't tend to have much to discuss either, outside of liveposting about my cute and lovely wife. But the thread is comfy and it's nice seeing people actually talking about the things they like (imagine that, using a board about a niche interest to actually talk about that niche interest instead of complaining...), so I hang around anyway.

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>>29905572
i love this kind of art... does this artist have twitter?

[Anonymous No.]

>>29905821
not when i saved the pic but they just made one! https://twitter.com/kkll233333
also some food for the kindredsisters

[Anonymous No.]

>>29904738
That kind of makes it hotter... Sorry I'm about to write actual fanfic about you anon, spoilered for courtesy.

A single tall, aloof man in a sea of enslaved femboys... You're left in charge of the brothel during business hours, the ring of keys hanging off your belt. Or maybe clipped to your garters, if you'd be willing to get "in uniform?" Some of the newer boys always make the mistake of thinking you're there against your will too. When you show up after a session to get the helpless femboy maleanon ready for another session, he foolishly pleads with you, glancing up through teary eyes as he attempts to convince you to stage a revolt. He even tries to use his sex appeal. His clients are men kind of like you, after all. Tall, muscular. Real men, not like the girly maleanon prostitutes. The dumb maleanon thinks all he has to do is wiggle his cute butt and you'll fall all over yourself for a taste. His clients always tell him how he's the prettiest, how he's irresistible, how nobody could ever hold back!

But to the maleanon's shock, you're completely unmoved. You clean the cum out of his hole and wipe him down with clinical precision, before calmly putting the butt plug back in to keep him stretched for his next client. You do it at all with such stoic efficiency, like it's just a chore. The maleanon's spirit is totally broken, even though he hates being a prostitute he's used to all the positive affirmation now. Being ignored totally shatters his fragile mentality! It hurts even more than getting a thick cock shoved in him, at least when he's being raped he know he's wanted! By the time you leave the room to welcome the next client, instead of begging to be let go he's begging you to use him!

[Anonymous No.]

>>29906160
wow it's newly made. thanks!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>29906574
I'm...flattered? I think? Gotta say, this is the first time I've had an anon hornypost about me. Did you want this archived too? Though from the writing style I assume you're a different anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>hornyposting about correcting misbehaving maleanons
>writing fanfic about the archivist anon
We're reaching levels of podracing that shouldn't be theoretically possible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29907547
If the anon who wrote the original posts is okay with having this added to the end, then I would like it archived. Thank you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>29907894
be my guest, i love when the thread hornyposts together.

[Anonymous No.]

i slept through sexcat, anon's wife and the joker playing smash... ah. at least i have a fun vod to catch up on! greatly anticipating fuuchan's cute nihongo!

[Anonymous No.]

page 11...

[Anonymous No.]

>>29908883
hornyposting makes thread go brrrrrrr

[Anonymous No.]

>>29909033
honestly the highlights of this thread is the hornyposting

[Anonymous No.]

>>29909088
hornyposting should be the default for nenmen. return to tradition. it started with hornyposting. it will always be a place for hornyposting. if you can't think of anything else, post something about your oshi that gets you horny

[Anonymous No.]

>>29909384
its hard to be horny for my oshi when my only two horny thoughts just recycle around in my head

[Anonymous No.]

About to head to bed but while I like posting and hearing anons posts about wanting to be degraded and/or other dub or noncon scenarios by Milord, lately I want more of the opposite. Cute fluff and at most light degrading if any. Loving overstimulation with Milord saying sweet praises into your ear, mm. Spoiler because it ironically makes me hazukashi, but I hope you all have a good night!

[Anonymous No.]

>>29909549
maybe we should do themed hornyposting with prompts like the lj kinkmeme threads of olde. my head is currently full of lingerie thoughts and if I don't expel them i'll shoehorn them into my abo fukuma fic again, and that shit's already too fucking long as is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29909815
Wait, please do shoehorn that in, it sounds hot

[Anonymous No.]

Psyborg is SO CUTE! I don't know why I like it when I usually prefer more messed up ships.

[Anonymous No.]

>>29909703
cute kindred, we all have that moments too but goodnighty!
>>29909815
if only i was better at explaining my thoughts for prompts