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29379477 No.29379477 [Reply] [Original]

Pick me is unironically a compliment. Imagine if dudes ripped each other for getting too much pussy etc.
Pippa is a shining light.

>> No.29379527

>>29379477
can whores please be banned from posting about themselves on this board?

>> No.29379561
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The PIPPIGGER man is the epitome of male submission and femininity.

Let's start by looking at his body. His body is small. His diminutive size makes his presence unknown without him even needing to hide himself away, forcing him to aggressively shill his oshi in order to gain any kind of attention. He is anorexic, as a result of his addiction to masturbating. This gives him the appearance of weakness and sickness. He is then covered by his swarthy skin. This dung-colored hide reminds us of his lowliness, a feature that developed so that the copious cum of his conquerors could stand out against it. It also has a psychological effect on the observer. The swarthy skin reminds us of the dark, deep truth that that some "people" do not deserve any of the rights that ordinary people do.

The PIPPIGGER man's demeanor is one of betaness. He is unfunny, obsessive, and can be explosively faggoty. His behaviour strikes annoyance into the more couth, magnificent breeds of man

The summit of expression of his femininity on his body is his SEA/Latinx/Balkan boipvcci. The PIPPIGGER boipvcci is tightest of all the boipvccis. As the boipvcci is the ultimate symbol of faggotry, this alone would suffice to make the PIPPIGGER man the most feminine of men. This tight hole is able fulfill the desire of the neediest of men, being able to more than cover the entirety of the BWC. Its design ensures that when it spasms, the potent seed of the man the PIPPIGGER submits to will immediately fill him completely to the brim.

In total, the PIPPIGGER man expresses this femininity in a most exemplary manner in bed. When he is fucked, he allows his partner to unleash the entirety of their lusts and desires upon him without any restraint.

All this is the reason why the PIPPIGGER man is the epitome of femininity.

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>>29379477

>> No.29380073
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Why do people keep misspelling Pikamee?

>> No.29380133

You know Phase Connect is dead when people don't even bother replying to the bait threads anymore

>> No.29380175

>>29380133
They're too busy actually watching streams or posting in /pcg/

>> No.29380526

>>29379477
Is there a self-respecting version of a pick-me, who has at least some standards?
Cause I feel like that would be the perfect girl

>> No.29380674
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29380674

>>29379477
That's the point of memes like this anon

>> No.29380699

>>29380526
Found a femcel

>> No.29380757

>>29379477
A woman that gets a lot of dick is called a whore anon. A whore gets a lot of dick.

>> No.29380763

>>29380526
That image was made from the perspective of a seething femoid, of course they will go to the ridiculous extremes almost no "pickme woman" reaches.

>> No.29380807

>>29380526
Absolutely. Grow a pair and ask her out on a date.
When you meet up and she has her smartphone in her hand, you turn 1440 degrees and walk away.

>> No.29380822
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I want Pippa to look at me like this while she makes me cum with her feet. Imagine the pure look of utter disdain, while she is secretly very much into it, giving into her sexual desire and furiously moving her slender, porcelain legs. You would be able to see a puddle of her lovely juices form beneath her all the while. I bet that her slippers hide two very beautiful, womanly feet and 10 little precious painted girly toes, ripe for a suckling. I want Pippa to lick her soles clean of my seed after the act is done. I want Pippa to make me cum with her feet...
Maybe Pippa has enough experience with grooming that she wants to drive you insane by never completely satiating your desires. Maybe she gets off to the idea of your prostate burning hot while the only thing of sexual interest to you that swirls around in your head all day now is her cute feet. Maybe she wants you in this perpetual state of agony, an-non. Maybe, just maybe.
Also, Pippa now has a fast enough chat that members streams are more than warranted.
I think she should start off with streams where she talks about her feet in detail, going over her size, her arch depth, and scent along with putting her new ASMR mic down by her feet and using it as a footrest. Nothing overly sexual, light teasing at most in the style of say "uh oh an-non I've got your ears between my toes what are you gonna do~", keep it fairly casual, the "why would you get off to this?" vibe makes it all the better.
More of an extreme but a wholly welcomed one would be a footcam at times, as much as it would be appreciated I understand if there's no bare skin, so thin stockings would suffice provided everything is well lit. Spreading your toes in the light there should be a clear distinction between what's stocking and what are your adorable toes. Another suggestion would be painting your toes themed for special occasions, subscriber milestones, anniversaries, etc. and posting pictures, but making sure to provide a proper download link as YouTube's embedding can be annoying to extract from.
Thanks for reading, here's to an exciting future of you making me cum with your feet, Pips!

>> No.29380942

>>29379477
I don't know what this means. stop posting about things I do not understand

>> No.29381069

>>29380942
Girls that are nice to boys make girls that are mean to boys upset, because (surprise surprise) it works.

>> No.29381195

>>29379477
Imagine men shaming other men for getting too ripped and making too much money.
Lmao.

>> No.29381235

>>29379561
Starting to wonder if even a single person read more than one sentence of this every time you post it.

>> No.29381265

>>29381069
That's pretty much every married woman.

>> No.29381318

>>29380942
basically this board kept calling pikmin piper a pickme girl and her landwhale discord simps have had it living rent free in their heads ever since

>> No.29381325

>>29380807
>you turn 1440 degrees
what?
do i just start spinning in front of her like a retard?

>> No.29381392

>>29381265
Do you hail from some kind of incredibly insular community where modern marriage is not seen as a circus or are you just young and naive?

>> No.29381578

>>29381392
I go outside. When not on the internet women tear each other down for men's attention all the time. You overestimate the number of women who take the whole feminism thing seriously.

>> No.29381811

>>29381578
The feminism thing? That's not the issue. The issue is women that have no tack with political extremism get groomed by overweight, bitter, drug-abusing ''sisters,'' because they literally have no other community to fall back on to escape it.

>> No.29381844

>>29379477
Are pippafags the biggest schizos on this board?

>> No.29381984

>>29379477
>>29380942
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BhT51l1sgks

>> No.29382630

>>29379477
>Imagine if dudes ripped each other for getting too much pussy
The masculine form of pickme girl is basedboy.

>> No.29382644

>>29380757
That wouldn't drive women mad like that, they are all whores.
But a woman working hard to please one man?
Now that is outrageous!

>> No.29382732

>>29382630
Nice guys and nice girls, while related to the subject matter at hand, are a different phenomenon.

>> No.29382756

>>29381844
Fans reflect the oshi

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>>29382644
>But a woman working hard to please one man?
Clearly that woman is a sex traitor, just like accomplished non-criminal blacks are uncle toms or house negros because they function in the white man's system.

>> No.29383298

>>29382756
I feel like this claim is far more damning to the the chuubas themselves than their fan bases.

>> No.29383328

>>29379477
vtubers like this ?

>> No.29383365

>>29381069
Do you mean that, if you were nice to women you would make men mad and get called a simp? A wimp? A faggot? Because (surprise surprise) it works.

>> No.29383418

>>29382827
That's actually depressing.
I hope they pull out of that cultural race to the bottom.

>> No.29383653

>>29383365
I'm sorry you had to find this out on /vt/, but men and women are not equal. Handling girls with kiddie gloves is the default operating method.

>> No.29386811

>>29383328
kiki

>> No.29387906

>>29379477
>Imagine if dudes ripped each other for getting too much pussy etc.
I'm a man. I've never understood this line of reasoning from women.
If a guy comes home with a different girl every night, he's just as much of a piece of shit as some disgusting whore. Such people aren't worth knowing.

>> No.29388438

Old chinese proverb;

A key that opens many locks is a very valuable key, but a lock opened by many keys is worthless.

>> No.29389183

>>29388438
I prefer my version:
A man who is offered a job by every company he applies to is an outstanding man, a company that offers a job to every man that walks in the door clearly has something wrong with them.

>> No.29389453

>>29380674
that completely misses the mark. The whole idea is that women have value for themselves, not just because men find them attractive.

>> No.29389559
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29389559

>>29379477
Pickme and the other assorted characters are strawmans made by femcel forums that belittles everyone that is not as miserable as they are

>> No.29389748

>>29389559
Are you seriously advocating for the blue pill?

>> No.29390072

>>29389559
unironically that pic is kinda spot on until the last remark, most girls like that have a hell of a lot of mental issues and anxiety, it just doesn't seems like it because they can shove it in a corner of their subconscious while they focus on the constant gratification from social media.

>> No.29390542

>>29381325
Yes.

>> No.29391110

>>29389453
It hits the mark perfectly. It just ignores the excuse you've made up to justify your hatred of women who aren't in lockstep with your shitty ideals.

>> No.29391299

>>29379561
kek

>> No.29391469

>>29391110
>wanting women to have dignity and self-steem is a "shitty ideal".
ok, chud.

>> No.29391847
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>>29391469
The overwhelming majority of men are required to change themselves to cater to the tastes of women, but if a woman does the same for a man she somehow doesn't have "dignity and self-esteem."
This right here is why there are so many unhappy, over 30, forever single women, they bought this retarded lie.

>> No.29391995

>>29391847
nta but I'd say men who change for women are also lacking dignity and self-esteem.

>> No.29392347

>>29391995
You can only get by dignity and self-steem so much
We are wired to be social and to seek companionship. We crave acceptance as to not feel left out. True hermits are outlying cases.

>> No.29392438

>>29391847
>there are so many unhappy, over 30, forever single women
where? all my female coworkers and friends have boyfriends

>> No.29392646

>>29379477
>>29389559
These are parodies, right? "Lookism."

>> No.29392719

>>29392438
I've met a handful of them before. A lot of them are probably also NEETs.

>> No.29393699

>>29392719
>I've met a handful of them before
are you also female? nta but as a male I don't see them around either

>> No.29393719

>>29379477
Well yeah, obviously a man willing to do anything for his woman would be considered chivalric.

>> No.29395071

>>29393699
No, I'm a man.

>> No.29399044

After watching Pippa I can't really go back to either Hololive or Vshojo anymore. Idolshit or coomerbait, both equally boring. And 90% of vtubing is either of these. I'd rather have an unhinged and insane but unconventional and based so-called "pickme" instead.

>> No.29400113

>>29379477
what does Pippa do to get her branded a PickMe?

>> No.29400276

>>29400113
be capable of entertaining males without being a whore

>> No.29400334

>>29400113
Twitter tranny term for /here/tubers

>> No.29400629

>>29400113
she's a schizo fan grifter

>> No.29400682

>>29400113
Honestly she is bad vtuber but a good entertainer.

>> No.29401122

>>29379477
I literally feel nothing but disgust for people who behave like this.
It kind of triggers my sadistic streak, so I start to take advantage of them in any way that I can, usually pushing work onto them or wasting their time, push their boundaries and make them feel as uncomfortable as I can just to see how far I can go before they stop being a doormat.
As far as I'm concerned they're all subhuman trash.

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>>29389453

>> No.29404461

Feels like these threads are just subtle advertisements to get more anons to check out Pippa.
I haven't watched her yet, but maybe I will after all this shilling of calling her a PickMe girl.

>> No.29404716

>>29401122
t. femoid

>> No.29405229

>>29400682
what is a good vtuber?

>> No.29405387

>>29405229
a person who is good at vtubing.

>> No.29405422

>>29401122
>be male
>meet doormat person
>"bro don't be a doormat lol"
>"k"
>be female
>meet doormat person
>"I literally feel nothing but disgust for people who behave like this.It kind of triggers my sadistic streak, so I start to take advantage of them in any way that I can, usually pushing work onto them or wasting their time, push their boundaries and make them feel as uncomfortable as I can just to see how far I can go before they stop being a doormat. As far as I'm concerned they're all subhuman trash."

>> No.29405489

>>29405387
such as?

>> No.29405834

>>29405422
Why would I give advice to someone I hate when I can get off on bullying them?
I'm a guy, btw, I just grew up surrounded by women like this. Gets old real fast.

>> No.29405880

>>29389453
>women have value for themselves
LOL

>> No.29405905

>>29405834
ywnbam

>> No.29405943

>>29401122
You vaxxed? Because if so F to my sides

>> No.29405955

>>29381811
So what? It's not your life. You sound like an unhappy libshit female.

>> No.29405989

>>29401122
>As far as I'm concerned they're all subhuman trash.
Considering all the unhinged psychotic things you would do to someone so vulnerable, the only subhuman trash here is you.

>> No.29405999

>>29387906
Objectively wrong. You fell for the "men and women are equal" meme. They are not equal and their mating strategies are pretty fucking different (so much it can be seen in our fucking DNA).

>> No.29406004

>>29405834
>I just grew up surrounded by women
my condolences

>> No.29406594

>>29379477
This is just a hyper submissive woman lacking self confidence. She'd do anything to please her man and that's kinda hot.

>> No.29406681

>>29406594
which is ironic because Pippa is not even submissive

>> No.29406877

>>29406594
Just sounds like a female simp if you ask me.
Vox's chat is full of submissive girls like that.

>> No.29406879

>>29406594
There's nothing hot about a doormat acting as a doormat. Submission's only hot if there's psychological resistance to it.

>> No.29407653

>>29406681
Pippa is anxious be don't confuse her combative nature for dominance. Pippa is mentally a bottom. She does what she's told even if she gripes the whole time. Girl is into ryona and probably wouldn't mind getting beat up if it got her off.
>>29406877
Lucky him.
>>29406879
And Pippa does resist but I disagree. Absolute submissiveness is sexy in it's own right. I forget the name of that anime with the loli and the girl that wanted her cunny but the girl had a mom/aunt that was a complete doormat/punching bag/rape victim and it was so hot. Basically let dudes come by and fuck her and do anything to her they wanted and she accepted it all with a smile.

>> No.29407726

>>29380942
I think it started from KF but the idea of a pick me a girl desperate for attention so she acts the way she thinks men want women to act, as a way of saying "Pick me, I'm not like the other girls!"

>> No.29407782

>>29406594
Im with you but femoids will hard disagree

>> No.29407909

>>29406879
>>29407653
I agree it can be sexy, but only if you go far enough to break her smile.

>> No.29408047

>>29389559
>Pickme and the other assorted characters are strawmans made by femcel forums
It's not, the idea was coined by the farms to make fun of really conservative women online under the premise they do it for cock.

>> No.29408058

>>29407909
Mindbreak fag, plz leave

>> No.29409560

>>29408058
I will mindfuck your oshi and there's nothing you can do about it.

>> No.29411441

>>29379477
>Pick me is unironically a compliment. Imagine if dudes ripped each other for getting too much pussy etc.
I know no one here cares to use words correctly, but isn't a big part of the definition of "pickme girl" that the girl also actively puts other girls down in an effort to make herself look better and more appealing (i.e. the whole "I'm not like all those ~other girls~, teehee" spiel, nevermind the fact that they are usually just like all other girls anyway and just latch on to one or two male interests to differentiate themselves on a superficial level).

So the male equivalent wouldn't exactly be "dudes ripping each other for getting too much pussy" (nevermind that this doesn't even translate - the problem with pickme girls isn't that they're "getting too much dick", and if it were, that's not exactly a complimentary equivalent either, you know, the whole key and keyhole analogy?), it would be dudes trying to appeal to girls by trashing other males, constantly proclaiming how they're "not like all those ~other guys~ ...(m'lady)", and in an effort to set themselves apart feigning some interest in a few "female" fields (like, idk, nail polishing or sumshit) to appeal to girls.

So basically, that sounds more like the stereotypical "nice guy", which would be the correct "pickme" equivalent, and those "nice guys" are also pretty universally loathed from all sides, so yeah...

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