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2934582 No.2934582 [Reply] [Original]

Redemption arc edition.
You love your daughter, right dad?

Previous thread: >>2910654

Merch:
>https://my-store-11536917.creator-spring.com/
>https://suzuri.jp/beatanichisato

>> No.2934768

OP is a faggot. Ignore the thread.

>> No.2935383

>>2934768
why dad?

>> No.2935475

>>2935383
she isn't streaming

>> No.2935509

Have you deduced her weight?

>> No.2935516 [DELETED] 

Fuck off
sage

>> No.2935523
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2935523

Look I'm just gonna concernfag for a bit here since it'd be too embarrassing to say this kind of thing in an actual twitter reply (or god forbid a fucking DM) so if you don't wanna see it just ignore the giant block of spoiler text.

I think there's been a breakdown in communication at some point here. A lot of us in these threads straight up don't speak Japanese, and even most of us that do aren't exactly fluent in it. When you combine that with our natural tendency to use insulting terms like they're casual nicknames, you'll see "menhera" (or "schizo" for an English equivalent in the context of these threads) used a lot and not necessarily for its original meaning.

I don't want to speak for everyone, but the impression I get is what when people say you're making menhera posts in Japanese, what they really mean is they can relate to the more honest/introspective posts. Everyone goes through a sense of imposter syndrome (I'm not sure if this term translates to Japanese) at some point in their life. I know it sounds weird but in an odd way, us calling you a menhera bear is a term of endearment. It's a way of saying we go through the same struggles in our daily lives.

The point I'm trying to make is, we're all fools on here. Don't take us seriously. We're just trying to show our affection for how much we enjoy you and your streams, and we're probably not doing a good job of it, but we mean well. Consider us calling you a reddit bear/discord bear/menhera bear/shitpost bear just our way of showing we really do like you despite how crazy we can act at times in these threads.

>> No.2935597

>>2935523
>we're all fools on here.
/thread

>> No.2935635

>>2934582
You fuck.

>> No.2935642

>>2935523
No I genuinely think she's mentally deranged but she's fun to watch so she gets a pass.

>> No.2935672

>>2935523
Well said.

>> No.2935681

>>2935597
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>> No.2935685 [DELETED] 

>>2934582
stop making threads until the next stream
sage

>> No.2935727

>we
>us
>overthought nonsense
concernfaggots are fucking annoying
keep it to yourself next time

stop making generals

>> No.2935736

Even though you are a Neet,
I can love Dads and Moms
Even thought you are foolish,
I love you Brothers, Sisters
Every day, every time
I can stay with you on XP hill
So please subscribe to me!

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2935743

I thought I would have to wait until the next stream
for the mosaic, tile is C8

>> No.2935764

>>2935736
mata ne beabea

>> No.2935842

I'm going to be more aggressive when talking about her and will point out all her bullshit.
That way she'll simultaneously get the necessary criticism she needs, stop this place from turning into a safe space and teach her to grow a thicker skin if she wants to continue using this site.

>> No.2935855

http://kotobaknow.com/menhera

Here is an article about the word menhera for those who can understand Japanese. My impression is that the word menhera appears to be as offensive as a white ass calling a black person nigger.

>> No.2935871

stop posting in this thread retards. It's for better good for us and her.

sage

>> No.2935889

>>2935855
>we've called her both menhera and a nigger
also don't bump the thread

>> No.2935996

>>2935842
Good shit

sage

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>>2935855
>My impression is that the word menhera appears to be as offensive as a white ass calling a black person nigger.
I mean, it's not like we don't do that too. Bear needs to learn we're crass motherfuckers.

>> No.2936124

>>2918248
Thanks for the drawdad that made this, it's pretty cute.

>> No.2936172

>>2935855
No, the word was "reclaimed", so it's used by japanese zoomers and late millenials now.

>> No.2936218

>>2936124
You're welcome

>> No.2936237 [DELETED] 

>>2936172
>>2936218

stop replying

sage

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2936466

This tweet made me feel really fucking bad for some reason, shes just an innocent girl bros...

>> No.2936550

BEA LOVE go back to sleep
But yesterday's early thread was full of schizos, so fuck off >>2934582
If you want to support her just stop making new threads for now

so sage and move on

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>>2934582
Take that, OP
3D anon here, after failing miserably to rig the model myself i turned to auto-rigging by mixamo, and it's pretty decent for a 1-click solution.

sage

>> No.2936669

>>2936595
the lack of hair is really disturbing

>> No.2936691 [DELETED] 

this thread is totally going to reach bump limit isn't it

sage

>> No.2936747

>don't discuss beatani or make threads because reasons
Do you realize how fucking retarded you faggots sound? She's a random Japanese chick looking for a creative outlet and some income. Stop treating her like she's a retarded child. It's creepy

>> No.2936839

>>2936669
It will be added later, as of now it's not ready to be rigged, and i'm thinking to completely redo it because it doesn't look right.

>> No.2936893 [DELETED] 

>>2936218
Thanks as well

>>2936747
I thought we were not making threads for the sake of the schizo gosling doomposters, not Beatani

sage
sage

>> No.2936935

>>2935509
I have her at 59-60 kgs.

>> No.2937476 [DELETED] 

How is chicken getting the most views right now? What happened?

>> No.2937535

Hey Bea-chan~(^з<)(^o^)Can't believe monday already?!〜Take it easy and get some rest okay? It's really late so in case you're reading this goodnight(つ∀-)オヤスミー(# ̄З ̄)

>> No.2937553

>>2936747
I'm pretty sure it's just one schizo having a hissyfit that keeps spamming not to respond since if he actually wanted this thread to die the smarter thing to do would be to just ignore it

while I agree it's probably for the best not to endlessly spam threads I think some people wanna go to far in the opposite direction and act like any threads during off-hours are sacrilege.

>>2937476
CHKN? Streamers have always been able to rely on playing weird, janky kusoge for good entertainment. I honestly don't know why most vtubers rely on minecraft as a go-to game instead of trawling steam for weird early access shit like this. Beatani landed on some gold here and her desire to watch her dads fight in-game just makes it even better.

>> No.2937571 [DELETED] 

>>2937535
cringe

sage

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>>2937535

>> No.2937626

Really liked the suggestion for Beatani to play Recettear last thread. Hope the bear at least looks into it if she's not familiar.

>> No.2937681

Yahoo (^ o ^) (^_^) Beatan, how are you? ( ̄ ー  ̄?) Good luck today

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>>2937626
I double that

>> No.2937786

Member only stream May 2nd.
Poors AWAY

>> No.2937817

>>2936935
Remember that she's not an amerimutt, anon. 45-50 is my guess.

>> No.2937877

rent free

>> No.2937983

>>2937626
I think someone suggested that game wayyyy early on too.

>>2937553
In this case, she's asleep, and there's not even a stream schedule yet. But done is done.

Was CHKN a random game she picked? I thought it was something you really liked for some reason. Good idea though

>> No.2938017

>>2937983
something *she really liked

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2938055

>>2937817
She's short and doesn't like exercise, so I'll give it 50-58

>> No.2938083

Bea weighs 0 kg though.

>> No.2938108

These threads are bad for my mental health. Why do we have one when the next scheduled stream is over a week out from now. Nothing productive is going to be said here.

>> No.2938111

>>2937553
I only commented once retard. also we have agreed on numerous times to only have a thread when stream is soon up. otherwise it always devolves into schizo posting that will only make bea feel worse.

sgae

>> No.2938115

>>2938055
I move only to shit and eat, and I'm around 55 kilos

>> No.2938120

I think we should all try to find a middle ground, preventing the creation of new threads when she is not streaming is just silly, but the early threads always evolve into the same awful discussions (discord, collabs...) if there's no news to talk about
We shouldn't try to bury and ignore yesterday's stream, it was a good example of the challenges of the language barrier (and board culture at some degree) between Bea and us
I think it was just a dumb misunderstanding, but it should provide useful feedback for her future streams

>> No.2938137

>>2938083
Based digital daughter

>> No.2938148

>>2938115
Listener-chan... imagine

>> No.2938225

>>2937817
I based it on her RFA results, and the formula to calculate kcal burned.

>> No.2938246

>>2938115
You're a little guy...

>> No.2938252

>>2938120
How about if you have something to say about bea or the streams, you post and if you don't want the thread you just ignore it and don't participate
Because Having a thread in the middle of the day seems fine, but I don't like one after the other on a weekend when she doesn't stream.

>> No.2938360

I wasnt here, what happened

>> No.2938371

>>2938111
>we
(you)

>> No.2938397

>>2938360
Watamage...Watamage happened

>> No.2938429

>>2938246
I'm thin
I've got bony yaoi hands, too

>> No.2938435

>>2938115
ITTY BITTY BABY

>> No.2938480

>>2938115
What's your diet like? A single baby tomato every other day?

>> No.2938499

>>2938115
why are you proud of this

>> No.2938521

>>2936935
>>2938055
Are you just pulling thoise numbers out of your ass? I thought anon meant calculation her actual weight through her caloric expenditure, exercise time and heart bpm.

>> No.2938534

>>2938435
ITTY BITTY BOAT

>> No.2938565
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>> No.2938576

>>2938521
>analysis and math
Who has time for that? I just want to post about architecture.

>> No.2938599

>>2938480
I eat good. Mama's home cooking is the best.
>>2938499
Not really, it's just regular shit to me, but why shouldn't I be? It's a privileged life.

>> No.2938654

>>2938599
I mean to each their own I guess, but i'd be embarrassed to be that little of a guy sure as hell wouldnt be telling people

>> No.2938697

Should I watch the last stream?

>> No.2938719

>>2938697
No.
KILL THE THREAD ALREADY.

>> No.2938723

>>2938654
Kek, again with the little thing. What's there to be embarrassed about? It's just weight.

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>>2938697
Yes

>> No.2938757

>>2938697
Yes it's comedy gold for the most part.

>> No.2938767

>>2938115
Same but I'm weighing like 5kg more

>> No.2938825

>>2938697
Yes. The amount of schizos and concernfags it spawned is hilarious.

>> No.2938838

>>2938767
based fellow weightlet

>> No.2938894

>>2938697
Yeah. People are freaking out for no reason. Beatani is based, Dads are based, supporting your favorite content creators is based.
Have fun while the ride lasts, my man

>> No.2938908

>>2938499
>>2938654
So you're proud of being either fit or fat. Odds are it's not the former.

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>>2938697
yes it was funny
i hope we get more drinking streams once in a while

>> No.2939018

https://streamable.com/yw7018
https://streamable.com/kiu8ar

>> No.2939025

>>2938929
kek that cuts

>> No.2939066
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2939066

>Beatani may be heavier than me

>> No.2939094

Beatani definitely has a chubby voice

>> No.2939108

>>2939018
Have any goslings managed to survive this?

>> No.2939135

>>2939108
No
It was a bigger holocaust than before. Specially with her later talk.

>> No.2939164

>>2939018
I love this bear

>> No.2939172

You newdads just don't get it, huh?
sage

>> No.2939209

>>2939172
They really fucking don't.
KILL
THE
THREAD

>> No.2939231

no

>> No.2939258

>>2939172
>>2939209
t. concernfags

>> No.2939262

>>2939172
>>2939209
It's a losing battle, there's no point swimming against the flow.

>> No.2939277
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2939277

Less arguing, more making stuff for our daughter.
Do your reps. Get to it.

>> No.2939316

>>2938115
Same, though I was down to 46 at one point. 175cm
It's pretty based though, it enables autofellatio.

>> No.2939353
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2939353

You know what? I recovered since the last stream. Good day /yah/! Do your art reps, nihongo reps and fit reps!

>> No.2939355

>>2939258
Not in the slightest I just hate retards.

>> No.2939375

>>2939258
Am I a concerndad when baetani herself said It wasn't a good idea??

>> No.2939377

>>2939316
This was the last piece of evidence I needed to get to conclude this thread is full of fucking faggots.

>> No.2939378

>>2939316
>175cm
shark
>it enables autofellatio
No it doesn't. At least not yet. And I don't intend to start learning, I'm not risking a spine injury to suck my fucking dick

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2939390

Honestly? I sill don't know what the fuck happened yesterday, but I hope the bear feels better already
It was a pretty clumsy way of handling things, but she is an amazing streamer and her dads are for the most part a great community, so I hope we all can learn something from this and just move on, because I miss her already and I can't wait for the next stream

>> No.2939399

>>2939018
kek

>> No.2939406

>>2939390
>but I hope the bear feels better already
She does, read her tweets.

>> No.2939409

BEA I'M IN A PARASOCIAL RELATIONSHIP LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.2939421

>>2939390
She seems to be over it already, so it'll all be fine.

>> No.2939426

>>2939066
Bea would skin me alive but she mentioned her weight on a community post. "And I weigh 48kg, which is a normal weight, but I didn't tell you this because I don't think this kind of information is usually shared with everyone"

>> No.2939447

>>2939316
Imagine slipping a disc, that would be a fucking nightmare

>> No.2939465

Tell me about amogus, is buying the base game enough, or is there anything important in DLCs?

>> No.2939481

Do you guys have a dream collab?
I think a Beatani and Nyanners collab could be cool.

>Stream starts with their greetings
>Beatani inmediately after brings up pomf pomf pomf
>Nyanners ragequits
>Beatani: "Rate the stream"

>> No.2939488

>>2939465
The DLC is just cosmetic stuff, you can even play the game for free if you play it on your phone or tablet

>> No.2939496

>>2939481
I can totally see Bea acting like this

>> No.2939498

>>2939481
no fuck off

>> No.2939501

>>2939488
>you can even play the game for free if you play it on your phone or tablet
I know but that's a pain in the arse.

>> No.2939522

>>2939481
You're using Beatani as a tool to fuel your hate boner for ewhore cat loli. Meds.

>> No.2939529

>>2939481
Kill yourself.

>> No.2939555

Oh god, just realized that I have to record myself for the english birthday song example because there is no youtube video I can link that contains Beatanis name in the lyrics. And you will listen to me over and over again for timing your submissions right. And I can't even sing...

>> No.2939580

>>2939555
im sure everyone knows how to sing happy birthday and is able to switch out (INSERT NAME) with Beatani

>> No.2939601

>>2939555
Can't you find a video with a four syllable name?

>> No.2939718

>The bear is still asleep
The thread will most likely die before she wakes up, any more ideas for her birthday?

>> No.2939793

>>2939718
Last thread stayed up for 8 hours.
>any more ideas for her birthday?
I think between the singing, the XP collage and the collage of Beatanis somy guy said he would gather, there's enough stuff already. Not that I oppose anything new.

>> No.2939794

>>2939718
oil barons could comission some art for her I guess
speaking of throwing money around, does hiroshimoot have a cameo? he seems like the kinda fucker that would.

>> No.2939832

>>2939718
vocaroo bday maybe

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>>2939718
I imagined a collage like the XP hill but with a birthday Bea like this.

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>>2922116
We know that's not going to happen anon. Nips that stumbled upon Deus Ex think it's a fine game, but it's still going to filter her hard. Starting with the fact that she doesn't really play FPSs, and the ImSims off the top of my head rely heavily on complicated text.
>Beatani will never play System Shock 2
>if she plays a Shock, it'll likely be a Bioshock or the remake that's going to be a typical Triple A disappointment
>we'll never bob our heads in sync when the Engineering BGM kicks in
>she'll never be chased by a cyborg midwife in that corridor below Engineering, lacking the critical information and dumping all her PD ammo while staring at her face
>we'll never see her reaction to falling and landing on top of an annelid pod near the chemical storeroom in Hydroponics 1
>we'll never see her reaction when entering that one room with the vial outside of Hydroponics B&C, and hearing the midwife scream in the background
>that one audiolog with the shotgun sounds
>>2939718
Is the mosaic done yet? Coming up with more ideas might split the attention that the existing projects could receive.
>>2939794
I didn't want to bother Skeb artists with "hide it until such date", and it's not like I can force them to turn in the art before a specific date, but I decided to order some art last night anyway. Hope they can finish the art near her birthday.

>> No.2940009

>>2939875
That's a really cute idea. I really hope we can finish the other mosaic first.

>> No.2940147

>>2939793
i still want to do the beatani collage but no one has drawn any yet T_T

>> No.2940196

>>2939875
>>2940009
one thing at a time anonchamas

we want to make sure that we will deliver something before getting invested down in another project

>> No.2940223

>>2940147
I'd do one but I'm not sure anybody's actually gonna organize that
push come to shove I'll probably just doodle something come go time

>> No.2940224

>>2935842
This is the correct thing to do. If you care about your daughter, you need to discipline her.

>> No.2940228

>>2940147
I'm mentally preparing to do a shitty drawing.

>> No.2940267

>>2938838
Its funny how my older sister has the same weight as me even though she exercises everyday while Im just doing my fart reps in my chair in front of a screen.

>> No.2940268

>>2939875
Another mosaic might be too much.
A collage would be a better idea.

>> No.2940285

>>2939718
Adopt a polar bear in her name/honor, she linked some animal charity earlier so I think she'd like it.

>> No.2940372

Remember to balance Beatani love/hate/lust

>> No.2940386

>>2940372
My love and lust are at MAX!

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2940391

>>2935743
Added!

There's three more free slots in the sky for anyone wanting to get involved. You don't need to be a drawfag, the important part is everyone working together on one piece for her.

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7B for xp hill collage!

>> No.2940655

>>2940223
it’s fine if it doesn’t pan out, i’d like to see the xp hills collage done first before i start pushing for it

>> No.2940717

>>2937786
But anon, I'm poor...

>> No.2940742

>>2940717
its literally just two bucks

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>>2940549
Awesome, it's been added!

If we're throwing ideas out there, I like the idea of a big birthday card and each of us writes a little message in it. Kind of like a collage, but you just write something nice and you don't need to reserve a space. You could also sign it with your youtube/twitter name, if you'd like. Would that be a decent idea?

>> No.2940784

>>2940755
yeah I like the idea

>> No.2940804

>>2940755
I'm down.

>> No.2940819

>>2940742
>having an account on google websites

>> No.2940834

>>2940755
I like that idea.

>> No.2940844

>>2940755
Great idea.

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I have a rough idea of what I want to draw for the Bea collage but I also have zero talent so it's gonna take a while.

>>2940742
5 for MO streams.

>> No.2940883

>>2940755
Really nice idea

>> No.2940905

>>2939481
Why would that be cool? Just sounds lame.

>> No.2941008

I hate being the way I am sometimes I been watching since finding out about her a couple weeks ago, but my dumbass hasn't said a single word in her chat or even replied to her tweets on twitter. I'm a bad dad

>> No.2941053

>>2941008
There is nothing wrong with being a peaceful lurker. Far better that than a schizo poster.

>> No.2941057

>>2941008
At least you're not a creepydad

>> No.2941059

>>2941008
I'm sure she appreciates that you're watching her anyway.

>> No.2941086

>>2940784
>>2940804
>>2940834
>>2940844
>>2940883

Great, that's something we can all start working on soon then. This is how I imagine the formatting:

>simple illustration in the middle with Bea + a cake, with "Happy Birthday!"
>anons submit their messages all in the same format (white background, same dimensions like 300x300 or something)
>organizeranon puts them all together in the card, adding more or less room depending on how many people participate

All we would really need is a humble drawfag to do the centerpiece drawing, and we can go from there. This is a lot less work than the mosaic, and people can leave their names too, so it might draw in more dads.

>> No.2941095

Beatani last few days:
https://files.catbox.moe/5mbt8o.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/ndyo64.mp4

>> No.2941110

>>2941095
Make a Bea verison of the Delta one

>> No.2941115

>>2941095
she deserved it

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>>2939018
stop

>> No.2941146

>>2941095
collab when

>> No.2941168

>>2941120
is it weird that I want to fuck this Tsukino Mito

>> No.2941178

>>2941053
>>2941059
Streamers usually do say they appreciate lurkers, but I just feel bad since she's trying hard and she looks like she enjoys interacting with her chat
>>2941057
True, I save the perverted and creepiness for others, not our daughter

>> No.2941240

I will soon post the prompt for the voice project for Beatanis birthday. I wanted to post it on pastebin but they think it is offensive or something so you are getting it here. The deadline is one week. Repost it in every applicable thread until the deadline. Please don't bully my really crappy singing...

>> No.2941307

>>2941240
Hello, the organizer-anon for the Beatani birthday voice project here. A while ago I organized the Cirno's perfect math class project and that went well and now it is time for the next one for Beatanis birthday. This project will consist of 2 parts. The first part will consist of singing the happy birthday song for Beatani in english and other languages. The second part will consist of your birthday voice messages for Beatani, kept under 10 seconds each and played one after another. I will now give you detailed instructions for what I want you to do. Sorry if this is long, I want even the most retarded dad to understand.

Part 1
I want all of you to send in yourself singing the happy birthday song in English. Listen to my example while you sing so you sing with the exact same tempo and timing, this is important. Also think about how long you sing every word, you should not sing it for much longer or shorter than in the example because that will stand out. Regarding quality do not worry so much (my own singing in the example is bad aswell), this will sound kinda bad and that is OK. The goal here is not to create a musical masterpiece, the goal is to make Beatani happy by hearing the voices of her dads wishing her a happy birthday. Therefore I want everyone to join if they can.
Instrumental version: https://vocaroo.com/1NdKwP0HQHUF (singing should start around 0:08)
My own submission that you will use for timing: https://vocaroo.com/1ojb2o8oosuh
(I died a little inside recording this knowing that you will listen to it over and over while timing. I put the instrumental track on this to help you time but your submissions will be voice only)

Also a part of this project is also showing how many different kinds of dads there are to Beatani and therefore I want you that is not an EOP to send in a recording in your native language of your countries version of the happy birthday song. I know that some countries have more than 1 happy birthday song so therefore this will work by having the first one to send in a submission in their language setting the example for how the next ones will sing. So if someone sends in a finnish subsmission I want the rest of the finns to send in submissions made by listening and emulating the timing and tempo of the first finn to submit. But remember, I don't want submissions over 1 minute because that will take too much of the video, it should be something similiar in length to the english happy birthday song ideally. The ones who are first should also put in the native lyrics of the song in their reply and also an english translation. So if I'm sending in a finnish submission I will post the finnish text and the english text, both of these will appear in the video later.

Part 2
This part will consist of your birthday messages for Beatani, I have put my message below so you can have an idea of what I'm thinking about. You can say anything you want really as long as it's not too dangerous. But basically I want you to wish her a happy birthday and then say something nice like telling her how her streams make you happy. You only get 10 seconds of time aloted for this per person so make your best use of it and remember that Beatani will actually hear this. I will measure the time from first word to last word so if your submission is 11 seconds long but there is 1 second of silence in the beginning of the clip you shouldn't worry. Also you don't have to fill out the whole 10 seconds with bullshit if you can't come up with anything, just a simple happy birthday greeting is enough. Also don't forget to post a text transcript of what you said in your voice birthday message because I want to put the text on screen while you are reading it. The birthday message has to be in a language Beatani can understand, so either english or japanese. If you use japanese, feel free to also include a english translation of what you said, if you want.

When sending in your submissions (for either part 1 or 2) you can put them all in the same file or seperate them into many files. You can use vocaroo.com, it is the easiest I guess, but if you want to use any other service that is more than fine to do. As long as it's possible for me to download your voice file it is allowed. Submit your links in the thread as a reply to this post or a repost to this message that appears in a later thread. The deadline is 2nd may (counted from central europoor time). I will check every /yah/ thread for submissions, even the archive if I went to sleep. So don't worry about me missing it.

>> No.2941328
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2941328

>>2941095

>> No.2941459

>>2941307
I'm swedish so I'll begin with the first swedish submission immediately so you have an idea of how you should format your submission if you are the first of your language:
Swedish text:
Ja må hon leva, Ja må hon leva, Ja må hon leva ut i hundrade år, javisst ska hon leva, javisst ska hon leva, javisst ska hon leva ut i hundrade år!

English text:
Yes may she live, yes may she live, yes may she live until a hundred years. Of course she should live, of course she should live, of course she should live until her hundreth year!
https://vocaroo.com/1bBff9xddcEn

My birthday message(an example to give you an idea what this is about):
Transcript: Happy birthday Beatani. Watching your streams always makes me happy and I hope you will continue streaming for us for a long time.
https://vocaroo.com/1dNWE8EfpWRo

>> No.2941464

>>2938534
I DON'T BELIEVE IT

>> No.2941469

>>2941307
Yikes. Voice compilations are always cringe. She's going to go nuclear again if you do it.

>> No.2941483

>>2941464
HABEEB IT

>> No.2941488

Also I think that we should have a japanese song in there even though we are not japanese ourselves. I'm too bad at japanese for setting an example for how the japanese version should be sung but I really want us to sing the japanese birthday song also so please someone be that first dad to send in a japanese submission.

>> No.2941497

>>2941307
>indog voice
kek

>> No.2941507
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2941507

>>2941328
>long hair Bea

>> No.2941536

>>2941469
IMAGINE THE MELTDOWN

>> No.2941580

>>2941483
TWINKIE HOUSE

>> No.2941596

>>2941459
you sound like Eastory kek

>> No.2941621
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2941621

>>2941469
she liked the last one though even though it was shitty

>> No.2941628

>>2941469
that motivates me further

>> No.2941693

>>2941459
In my language the happy birthday song sounds just like the English one, is it still gonna be worth it? ;_;

>> No.2941694

>>2941095
>https://files.catbox.moe/ndyo64.mp4
wait THATS where its coming from?

>> No.2941702

>>2941497
He said he was swedish in the next message.

>> No.2941728

>>2941693
Yeah go for it. I don't think it matters so much.

>> No.2941765

>>2941702
??
That was another anon replying to him with their own submission.

>> No.2941789

>>2941765
>That was another anon
reading comprehension reps

>> No.2941793

>>2941621
That's just called being polite.
What, do you think she'd say "even though you put some effort into this, this is atrocious"?

>> No.2941846

>>2941793
newdadchama wasn't here....

>> No.2941910

>>2941793
I wouldn't put it past current beatani to call it cringe

>> No.2942006

The last time over half of the submissions came at the last 2 hours before the deadline. I'm fully expecting you dads to procrastinate like that again.

>> No.2942054

>>2941307
I'll step up and submit my voice for the song.
https://vocaroo.com/1oxT18TZGaPl

At the end, I think saying
>happy birthday be-a-ta-ni

fits better than
>happy birthday dear bea-tani

but I can re-record it if we want to keep it the way you've put it together.

Here's my birthday message as well:
https://vocaroo.com/1n9z54760ad9

>> No.2942155

>>2942054
Here's my singing with the actual song, if you'd like to hear both:
https://vocaroo.com/13VR3COlxttI

>> No.2942255

>https://twitter.com/beatanichisato/status/1386417439152377856
Oh shit
Everyone, hide our birthday projects under the table

>> No.2942302

I find it funny that she blames her poor english for the negative impression left by her ranting earlier, when those were some of the most crystal clear thoughts she has ever posted.

>> No.2942341

>>2939018
i don't wanna have sex with you either, cringe stupid bear!

>> No.2942350

>>2942341
That's a lie, isn't it dad?

>> No.2942381

>>2941694
nah, that's just friendly banter.

>> No.2942396
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2942396

>>2942255
>And I'm just doing self-harm not everyone's fault
Am I the only one who misinterpreted that at first?

>> No.2942421

>>2942396
She was probably a cutter in high school.

>> No.2942462

>>2942302
Yeah. It was pretty obvious she hates goslings immensely and think they are cringe.

>> No.2942496

>>2942396
>>2942421
wait... So she is really the menhera?

>> No.2942499

>>2942396
I'm sure it's just another mistranslation like "best friend with benefits."

>> No.2942516
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2942516

>>2942462

>> No.2942517

>>2941307
shouldve had a native make the example

>> No.2942591

>sorry for making you worry
>I was doing self harm
You know that sounds like you're harming yourself physically, right?

>> No.2942592

>>2942496
And so are we.

>> No.2942609

>And I'm just doing self-harm
Bear, that doesn't quite mean what you think it means.

>> No.2942620

>>2942591
she probably meant she had self destructive thoughts

>> No.2942626

>>2942396
https://twitter.com/beatanichisato/status/1386418417524117505
Wait, she knows "self harm" means the physical kind, right?

>> No.2942638

>>2942396
>unironic BPD
eeeeeh ...

>> No.2942654

>>2942054
Your singing is so much better than mine that I feel cringe over my own submission. But regarding the issue of be-a-ta-ni (べあたに) vs bea-tani I chose that because her actual name is pronounced like that I think. I think it's slightly weird to change the name. But if other people agree with you I can change it.

>> No.2942663

>>2942626
DeepL probably pulled a number on her.

>> No.2942671

>>2941793
with beatani? yeah kinda

>> No.2942691

>The japanese version is just ハッピーバースデートゥーユー

Of course it fucking is

>> No.2942692

>>2942499
anonchama...

>> No.2942694

She isn't cutting herself. She is saying that she was acting in a "self destructing" manner but, that it wasn't us or someone else who made act that way. Assume it was pms and move on.

>> No.2942700

Shit, I actually regret pointing that out. I hope concernfags and saviors don't come out in full force and start peddling the narrative that she's a cutter.

>> No.2942727

>>2942620
HAPPYHOUGHTSHAPPYTHOUGHTSHAPPYTHOUGHTSHAPPYTHOUGHTSHAPPYTHOUGHTS

>> No.2942734
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2942734

>>2941086
drawfriend here, here's what i have in mind
i'm a little busy currently but i can certainly fully colour this before the 10th of may

>> No.2942746

>>2942517
Organizer-anon here, I am 100% for another one being the example if they want to. I know my own sounds bad. The first that submitted today had a really nice voice. I can support him for being the example if he wants to.

>> No.2942755

>https://twitter.com/beatanichisato/status/1386420690455187457
EVERYTHING IS OK, we can go back to our regular shitposting.
Get the fuck out of this thread, you kuso bear. We are working hard on your birthday and you are going to love it and cringe the fuck out.

>> No.2942763

>>2942654
I'm gonna side with the burger dad there, dropping the "dear" makes it sound better.

>>2942694
>She isn't cutting herself
Yes we know, we're laughing at the mistranslation.

>> No.2942778

>>2942734
Holy shit that's cute

>> No.2942785

Ok. STOP LIKING HER TWEETS.

>> No.2942808

>>2942734
Very nice

>> No.2942827

I cant help it...I must like her tweets....AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.2942841

>>2942691
You can also do お誕生日おめでとう

>> No.2942846

>>2942654
That makes sense, I'll see what other people do for their submissions and I'll re-record mine if I need to.

>>2942734
That fits perfectly, even without any coloring work! I guess I'll put everything together later tonight and people can start adding their messages after that.

>> No.2942854

Beatani, stay out of this thread for the next 24 hours unless you're streaming! Please and thank you.

Sincerely, Dads and family.

>> No.2942856

>>2942734
very nice
>>2942785
>>2942827
this is the start of the actual final yab

>> No.2942890

>>2942856
How many final yabs are we on by now? We're just gaining immunity.

>> No.2942927
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2942927

is it wrong of me to hate the chronic response fags? it gives her interaction and she feels heard but holy shit it's the same 3 trannies who feel like they have to leave a response on every single one of her meaningless shitpost tweets

>> No.2942935
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2942935

Hey (you)
Stop liking Beatani's tweets

>> No.2942952

>>2942785
>>2942827
Like guys BTFO

>> No.2942953
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2942953

>>2940755
B5

>> No.2942978

she tried shutting down goslings yesterday but I think she's struggling to figure out how to shut down concernfags
Can't really give her any advice since I'm a concernfag at heart, even if I try to keep most of my concernfagging here and not in a place where she can attach my name to it.

>> No.2942987

>>2942734
based

>> No.2943001

>>2942927
Jack (long name one) learned his lesson the hard way.

>> No.2943005

>>2942953
nice ... screenshot?

>> No.2943039

>>2942978
the harder she tries to push concerfags away the more they concern It's an unwinnable war

>> No.2943040

>>2942978
>she tried shutting down goslings yesterday
im gonna laugh at you if she says I love you next stream

>> No.2943056

>>2942927
No, hating reply guys is natural. They post paragraphs of reassurance without having anything to say. The stench of desperation is palpable. Better to be the guy who writes a funny one liner or posts a related image every once in a while.

>> No.2943057

>>2942953
dude xD

>> No.2943063

>>2942935
suck my cock retard

>> No.2943085

>>2942978
I got nothing either. Ironically trying to shut them down myself makes me look like one too unless I'm flat out insulting them and if you do that they take it as "lol shitposting".

>> No.2943088

>>2943057
ikr???? XDD

>> No.2943098

>>2943088
yeah lmao

>> No.2943113

>>2943057
>>2943088
LOOOOOOOOOL XDDDDDDD

>> No.2943129

>>2943088
>>2943098
>>2943113
WTF MAN LET'S TAKE THIS TO THE DISCORD XDDDD :DD

>> No.2943149

>>2942778
>>2942808
>>2942856
>>2942987
thanks anons!
>>2942846
nice, i'll be waiting warmly

>> No.2943160

>>2943129
Yea Yea!! Party Party!!! XDDDDDDDDD :V :DDD

>> No.2943167

Cringe posters.

>> No.2943191

>>2942927
I don't hate them because they are not doing it out of malice, they just don't know any better.

>> No.2943192

>>2942846
I think we need to decide quickly, until the next thread atleast. We need to know what to repost. It would be quite a bad situation if we had some people submit in be-a-ta-ni and some in bea-tani because of the confusion.

>> No.2943199

>>2942978
She just needs a designated concernfag that is able to cocernfag concernfags.

>> No.2943200
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2943200

>>2942978
I don't know why she's trying so hard to do this. Every popular vtuber has shitloads of concernfags and goslings, there's absolutely nothing they can do to get rid of them for good. Its just part of becoming popular.

>> No.2943215

>>2943167
considering all the the posts that got deleted earlier I'm half convinced this thread is like 50% shitposter right now

>> No.2943218

>>2942927
She said she likes getting instant replies so I mean...

>> No.2943233

>>2943200
That's because she is also a concernfag.

>> No.2943253

>>2943218
good for her. doesn't mean i can't hate em though.

>> No.2943264

I want Beatani to give me a bear hug

>> No.2943271

>>2943200
see >>2943233

>>2943215
isn't that most threads on this site though?

>> No.2943273
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2943273

You can't end the goslings Bea

>> No.2943292
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2943292

>> No.2943318

MENHERA LOVE

>> No.2943322
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2943322

>>2943292
No.

>> No.2943341

>>2943273
but (We) can

>> No.2943365

>>2943273
I'm telling you the gosling singularity is going to happen it's impossible to stop

>> No.2943376
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2943376

NUKUMOLITEA IS BACK

>> No.2943382
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2943382

>>2943273
watch me

>> No.2943386

>>2943341
Wrong. I can kill all of your voices with a single click. You aren't even real people.

>> No.2943395

>>2943292
Never. NEET PRIDE WORLD WIDE

>> No.2943402

This week has been a fucking rollercoaster.

>> No.2943409

>>2943386
You're right, im not a real person. I am a chat robot, 187502386102772 JACKAL YOU HAVE BEEN ACTIVATED

>> No.2943422
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2943422

>>2943386
solipsism is a shit tier world view

>> No.2943430

>>2943402
ROLLERCOASTER AWAY

>> No.2943436

>>2943402
And here I was thinking Bea hates rollercoasters.

>> No.2943439

>>2942927
Seing tweets with 0 replies is just sad, I don't reply to all of them though.

>> No.2943442

>taking career advice from the socially awkward freaks ITT
She doesn't really do this does she? Dads?

>> No.2943441

usisahau kutazama nyimbo zake
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCArDBJWZGPBtVeXwr4ROddA

>> No.2943446
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2943446

>>2943382
Down with the goslings. Leave none of them alive.

>> No.2943464

>>2943422
This, if I'm the only thing real then why can't I do anything I can think of?

>> No.2943466
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2943466

>>2943129
I don't see anyone else in here though?

>> No.2943467

>>2941793
I think that as long as anons put genuine effort she'll appreciate it regardless. I mean, would your mother openly call out you're a shit artist if you drew something for her on her birthday? Why would my mom still hang on her wall my half assed drawing? Because she loves me.
And as for Beatani, how many indie artists out there receive such a "big" birthday package from their fans? I don't think a whole lot. It's the thought that counts, I think.

>> No.2943469

>>2938565
Kek

>> No.2943482

>>2943422
It's more of dead internet theory.

>> No.2943492

>>2943442
well she did come here to get advice on how to grow an EN audience so...

>> No.2943501

>>2943292
NO! I want to be a neet again! Not really being a neet for one year was suffering.

>> No.2943504

>>2943409
Laputan machine

>> No.2943506

>>2943466
>he's in that one
>he genuinely doesn't know
kek good luck, anon

>> No.2943511

>>2939426
And so you went ahead and did it anyway.

>> No.2943513

>>2943040
That's it. I was angry yesterday at her but couldn't put my finger on why since there was nothing wrong with what she said.
If your intention is to kill goslings, you don't post a twitter saying I love you right after an hour long ramble on why we're a bunch of losers that rely on her for affection.
To me it makes it seems like she's projecting the fact that she also relies on us for moral support but somehow we're the creepy groomers here. No. Fuck off Beatani.

>> No.2943540
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2943540

>>2943466
Why...

>> No.2943558

>>2943513
Yea I agree, if she doesn't want those types of people then I dont think she should be saying I love you

>> No.2943559

>>2943466
>he's in the only one in the bottom tier discord
that's just sad

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2943585

>>2943513
I tried to warn you dads, moms, sisters, brothers, friends, and friends with benefits!

>> No.2943589

>>2939965
Sadness. If she gets a good PC one day I will hold out hope for Dishonored 1 or 2.

>> No.2943608

the goslings are dead so this thread is comfy

>> No.2943625

>>2939965
Imagine if we got Beatani into classic strategy games. Playing TW: Rome 2 with my daughter!

>> No.2943628

>>2943513
I think that she realised that killing goslings isn't good numbers wise.

>> No.2943648

>>2943608
I am not dead though.

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2943683

>>2943608
We survived the great culling. Only the strongest gosling will survive.

>> No.2943688

>>2943625
I like seeing her bring games out of nowhere. Too Fast RPG was actually fun to watch.

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2943704

>>2943513
Anon she can love us as Dads
My opinion on it was that if she doesn't want goslings then she shouldn't bait them with the jokes because she clearly did it to see the reactions

>> No.2943725

>>2943608
Still kicking

>> No.2943731

>>2943513
>To me it makes it seems like she's projecting the fact that she also relies on us for moral support
you might have had a point here but

>but somehow we're the creepy groomers here. No. Fuck off Beatani.
just reeks of seethe

>> No.2943761

>>2943608
>he doesn't know
>>2943648
>>2943683
>>2943725
the stronger goslings absorb the weak and take their gosling delusions as their own

>> No.2943781

I'm going to bully her into starting a stream. Wish me luck

>> No.2943782

>>2943513
basado
almost every other vtuber, even the literally who indies, can deal with goslings without having a real or imagined menhera breakdown on twitter

>> No.2943801

>>2943513
> I was angry yesterday at her
Your meds.

>> No.2943814

>>2943782
>>2943513
get shower dads

>> No.2943821

>>2943781
inb4 blocked

>> No.2943836

>>2943781
based abusive dad

>> No.2943889

>>2943781
Let her have some rest dad.

>> No.2943920

>>2943781
cringe
blocked

>> No.2943925

>>2942734
super cute

>> No.2943927

>>2943781
based blockeddad

>> No.2943934

>>2943781
don't be an ass dad

>> No.2943951

>>2942734
Adorable bear!

>> No.2943983

>>2943781
cringe

>> No.2944050

>>2943513
fuck off, it’s a lot of pressure on someone just starting.
give her some time to sort things out

>> No.2944071

>>2943781
muted!

>> No.2944085

>>2944050
she's a grown woman. not a child.

>> No.2944123

>>2943513
I think it all traces back to the reddit post and how popular it got. I think it was the first time she realized how big her audience is and how much reach we have. It probably made her anxious and triggered self destructive behaviour.

I know she says she doesn't want to collab yet, but I think she could really benefit from some vtuber colleagues/friends, maybe even JP ones, to talk to.

>> No.2944140

>>2943513
To add on didnt she start off a stream with look only at me?

>> No.2944164

>>2944085
>>2943513
listen here you triple nigger and quadruple faggot
putting yourself out there for other people to judge is hard and stressful even for literal ghouls like Asmonbald that have been doing this since the dawn of time and she is just starting
besides 24 is basically a child still

>> No.2944170

>>2943513
unironic schizo poster, your meds, they're getting cold

>> No.2944199

^ new ip faggot

>> No.2944203

>third fastest thread after global and purple-chama
>still at least a day away from the next stream
Take it easy dads.

>> No.2944217

>>2943513
Retard, learn to be a normal person

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I can't wait for Bea to release original songs!

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2944243

>>2944164
>besides 24 is basically a child still
wtf?

>> No.2944275

>>2944164
You think 24 is a child? You must also be one of those people that think every problem is related to some kind of power dynamic dad...

>> No.2944295

>>2944164
おじさんが絶対に助かる

>> No.2944303

>>2944203
No. I must express how much I love our daughter.

>> No.2944325
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Remember: instead of arguing over literally nothing, you could try these.

>> No.2944337

>>2944275
>>2944243
I'm not him but it depends on the person really. You'll see people 60 years old act like giant manchildren and people in their mid 20's still acting like they're in school these days. That's not EVERYONE of course.

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>>2940391
E5, god i need to get better

>> No.2944367

>>2944343
whoa
cute
4000x4000 tho, why

>> No.2944371

>>2944085
being in public eye is new to any person, regardless of age.
fuck off faggot

>> No.2944377

>>2944367
oh crap must've messed up my settings, sorry

>> No.2944416

dude, ikxci or something, you don’t need to announce you unfollowed.
just unfollow and when you feel you want to follow twitter again do so . if your reading this you know her saying self harm was probably meaning self destructive behavior.
It’s ok if you can’t handle it, just don’t announce it.

>> No.2944426

>>2942846
I don't think anyone will submit before we figure this out. Let's decide this today. I'm still in favor of the original idea of be-a-ta-ni but honestly you can decide. Then I would want to use your voice as the example when I repost this to the next thread if that is ok. Your voice is much better than mine and would serve as a good example for everyone.

>> No.2944428

>>2944085
back to the kindergarten you go,infantile creature

>> No.2944464

>>2944416
This ties in rather nicely with her asking what to call attention whores.

>> No.2944482
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Yeah I think making this thread wasn't a good idea after all.

>> No.2944483

A year from now this will still be topical.
https://twitter.com/MrEkonauta/status/1386297530179330051

>> No.2944499

>>2944483
I love the outro

>> No.2944508

>>2944275
Most women today have the mentality of teenagers going into their 20s and 30s unless they have something like the responsibility of children to change them, so yes it is pretty much the case. Problem is we let adult children make decisions that affect many people.

>> No.2944534

I REALLY ENJOY WATCHING THIS 24 YEARS OLD WOMAN'S CONTENT

>> No.2944546

>>2944416
Oh, God, what a fucking faggot. I knew something irked me about his tweets.

>> No.2944553

>>2944508
>Most women today
>women
anon I'm 27 and I'll tell you right now I don't know a single man in my age range that acts any different than they did in high school outside of maybe being more frugal since they have to pay their own bills now

>> No.2944603

>>2944482
/yah/ is menhera. Everyone, cool down! Take your daily dose!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6TwgX7MDh0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YrZdU8MWUo

>> No.2944619
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>>2942953
Brilliant work, I'm adding it.

>>2944343
Nothing a little resizing can't fix, nice job!

>> No.2944634

>>2944553
>acts any different than they did in high school outside
Sure as hell are more responsible even if they still fuck around like they did in highschool

>> No.2944641

>>2944416
but if he does that he definitely won't get any attention

>> No.2944657

>>2944603
Meds are temporary. Lets just go for the final solution. A LOBOTOMY!

>> No.2944663

>>2944603
dont forget
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-6w6p0WLt4

>> No.2944664

>>2944619
Im going to take C5 if its still free

>> No.2944668

>>2944553
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N

>> No.2944672

>>2944483
>>2944499
i really wish there was a full version of the outro, it's so good

>> No.2944703

>>2944664
All yours!

Only one more free space left, come and get it dads

>> No.2944704

>>2944603
>>2944663
I'm about to OD here if I keep taking these though
>>2944657
now this anon has the right idea

>> No.2944707

>>2944619
>>2944664
pls respond

>> No.2944714
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>>2944483

>> No.2944720

>>2944672
It grew on me. At first I thought the lyrics were hazukashiful but now I find them lovely.

>> No.2944725

>>2944483
>>2944714
It's perfect

>> No.2944759

>>2944672
I really want a full version

>> No.2944767

>>2944703
I'll take it!

>> No.2944797

>>2944767
B3 that is

>> No.2944817

https://twitter.com/beatanichisato/status/1386442370669957121
Leave a mean-spirited comment?

>> No.2944841

>>2944817
her gameplay is suboptimal

>> No.2944844

>>2944817
no, just like. that’s what i did.

>> No.2944847

>>2944817
It's over Beatani I have the high ground.

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>>2944797
That's the last of them! I'll keep updating the listings as new submissions are posted.

>> No.2944869

>>2944817
We should treat each other kindly even if it's easier to bully.

>> No.2944881

>>2944817
It would be funny if no one replied, but that would be impossible.

>> No.2944891

>>2944844
nvmind , she wants mean but kindhearted comments, go

>> No.2944893

>>2944869
Kill yourself faggot.

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>>2938246
f-for you

>> No.2944902

if @MattMan569 is here. I like your computercraft profile pic on twitter. It's cool. That mod is now dead as stone but I loved it before. Lua is based.

>> No.2944924

>>2944817
Is this about her not taking the banter from last time?

>> No.2944937

>>2944817
>thinking she can turn it around back on us

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gh8ZKS0DFXY

>> No.2944957

>>2944937
You know that she always wins in the end

>> No.2944960

>>2944902
Thanks bro, I had a lot of fun with that mod back when I played.
But Lua is not based, who starts an index at 1?

>> No.2944963

>>2944902
Imagine if someone forked it and made it run Scheme...

>> No.2944989

>>2944957
>she's THAT kid you used to play with
this kusogaki...

>> No.2945024
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I want to make a twitter account just to follow Beatani but I don't really want to use twitter as it's usually a slippery slope. What do?

>> No.2945056

>>2944902
Lua is the only good invention to ever come out of Brazil.

>> No.2945067

>>2945024
>I don't really want to use twitter as it's usually a slippery slope.
Anon, I only use Twitter to comment on Beatani tweets and look for Zuikaku porn, you'll be fine.

>> No.2945072

>>2945024
>it's usually a slippery slope
Its really not, just use it only for interacting with people you like

>> No.2945090

>>2945024
I made an account just to insult her, just do it.

>> No.2945101

>>2945024
I thought the same thing but after the smallest amount of effort to screen the people I follow it's pretty damn comfy

>> No.2945115

>>2943513
Koku-jin

>> No.2945137

Great, now is the perfect time to bully her but I'm too direct and if I post what I'm thinking you faggots will complain that I took it too far.
Being an S and a Beatani fan is pure suffering.

>> No.2945171

>>2945024
?
You can make an account and just follow her and whoever else you like.
You can turn on notifications for your favorite users if some of the users you are following are shitting up your main feed. Or just unfollow or mute the shitters.
You can make lists to organize your follows by interests. You can make an indie vtuber list and a corpotuber list and so on.
If you don't like writing tweets you can just hit the like button, or do nothing at all. The people you follow will still see your support as a +1 impression on their tweet analytics.

>> No.2945181

>>2945115
That just means "Black Person" Japanese doesn't really have a word for nigger you double nigger. Do your reps.

>> No.2945183

Punching bag bear

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>>2945024

>> No.2945241

>>2945181
maybe we can use it exclusively at /yah for variations

>> No.2945254

>We bully Beatani
>Nagatoro is trending
You can't make this shit up! lol

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>replies to everyone but him
I can't wait anymore, I need entertainment, one of you explode already.

>> No.2945329

That bear should be thankful we put up with her antics

>> No.2945353

>>2945314
>Wip Vtuber
Every time...
If you're going to be a dick rider at least engage with what they're actually saying.

>> No.2945355

>>2945314
I honestly get a little chuckle when I see this

>> No.2945375

>>2945355
This, it's entertainment at this point.

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>>2945181
they have nigeru at least

>> No.2945388

>>2945137
Yeah same. Either you make a generic comment that has no intrinsic value, or you actually bully her which feels off even if she's asking for it. Enough twitter games, just stream something already

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か-かわいい.....

>> No.2945495

https://twitter.com/beatanichisato/status/1386448938538995712
she fessed up, dads

>> No.2945501 [DELETED] 

https://files.catbox.moe/ou264t.mp4
Is it a 12-year-old pretending to be texan...?

>> No.2945505

>>2945329
I genuinely don't understand her. Like for real. Language barrier sucks

>> No.2945522

>>2945468
>it is practice for the next stream
Next stream's going to be juicy.

>> No.2945527

>>2945468
AAAAAAAAAAAAH I FUCKING KNEW IT.
I bet she's not even a real polar bear. I'm telling you guys, she is a koala.

>> No.2945540

>>2945468
HAHAHAHA cute

>> No.2945552

>>2945501
What The Fuck

>> No.2945553

BEATANI BULLYING STREAM
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.2945565

>>2945468
Imagine
You have finally come here, the queue to the biggest scariest rollercoaster in the whole amusement park. Your daughter Beatani insisted to not go to this one but after teasing her she agreed. "it's not that it's scary, it's childish" she told you. But you continued to bully her telling her that she does not dare to go. The queue is long and you see that she is starting to fidget with her hair and beginning to become really quiet as the queue forwards shortens in length. When there is only one more couple in the queue before you she tells you "Do we really have to go, look around, most people here are children. This is cringe, I'm a 24 year old adult woman going on a childish rollercoaster." But you tease that if even children dare to go surely she can go aswell, she gulps audible. Now you are first in line and get on the rollercoaster. She gets in and puts down the security rod, she is just barely over the height limit and the rod goes up to her chest while for you it goes down to your lower stomach. The ride begins slowly going forward. "this is nothing, this is for children" she yells and laughs. But soon enough the big accent begins, the whole car changes to a 60 degree angle and beatani suddenly gets nervous, her hair is dropping backwards from the changed angle. The car goes up and up and up slowly, you see that when the car reaches the top, she closes her eyes, you give her your arm and she clutches to it very tightly. The drop comes and the car goes down with enormous speed, she yells "jaaaaAaaAaaaAaaAaan" over and over again with that signature vibrato while her hair flows in the wind from the high speeds all while she is clutching to your arm so hard it nearly hurts. When the car reaches the end and stops she opens her eyes for the first time. "is it over? Really? Really? Is it over now? That was not scary NO". You say nothing and just laugh. "Can we go to the merry-go-round now dad? I find it more romantic and more adult". You agree and enjoy the rest of the day going on simpler rides.

>> No.2945575

>>2945501
Burgers are so nice.

>> No.2945595

So how will the banter work from now on? Same as usual? I felt kinda bad yesterday for calling her a bitch. definitely crossed the line

>> No.2945615

>>2945595
what the fuck dad

>> No.2945617

>>2945595
Same as usual

>> No.2945619

>>2945501
what the fuck is this shit
>>2945595
same as usual it seems
looks to me she just trying to clear the misunderstanding

>> No.2945629

>>2945595
what the fuck? When?

>> No.2945631

>>2945595
It'll probably be similar to how it was before.
By her own admission it was just a miscommunication on her end, the alcohol probably helped too.

>> No.2945636

>>2945522
going off her latest community post I'm not sure how this shitposting fanbase can handle this kusogaki being brutally honest with them

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>>2944963
SICP studying stream when?

>> No.2945638

>>2945615
I was drunk and she was saying how much sex she had. Sorry

>> No.2945664

>>2945595
I'll call her a bitch when she deserves it but be civil on Twitter and her streams.

>> No.2945669

>>2945629
"bicchi" she read out loud

>> No.2945678

>>2945595
When you called her bicchi she sounded so hurt kek

>> No.2945696

>>2945669
>>2945678
What if that was the one comment that started this whole downward spiral?
One dad nearly doomed us all...

>> No.2945701

>>2945595
>>2945669
SO IT WAS YOU
Your fucking meds, please

>> No.2945712

>>2945696
it would be pretty funny honestly

>> No.2945718

>>2945696
Her being called that definitely was one of the factors

>> No.2945727

>>2945696
She unironically made me angry with the sex thing. Sorry I need meds

>> No.2945734

>>2945727
Foolish gosling.

>> No.2945735

>>2945595
>I felt kinda bad yesterday for calling her a bitch
My sides ahah. Your post reads like how someone that murdered a person asks their friends "what do >we do now", not saying its the same situation it just makes me laugh kek

>> No.2945745

>>2945565
When I was a kid I almost fell out of the Hammerhead at Knott's Berry Farm because I was too small and they let me on anyway. Amusement park rides are no joke.
>"Can we go to the merry-go-round now dad? I find it more romantic and more adult"
I think the Whirligig is the most romantic ride even though a lot of them are single seater so you can't ride them with your date. I wonder if Beatani's ever been on one.

>> No.2945750

I'll respond with a schizo story post to the first one who replies with a setting to this post.

>> No.2945755

Doesn’t bicchi in Japanese mean so much more than bitch in English? I thought it meant like whore sort of thing

>> No.2945774
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>>2945750
Making up with beatani after a misunderstanding leaves everyone hurt!

>> No.2945777

>>2945639
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMlZ-jUGSDE

>> No.2945779

>>2945595
Ah I remember this, it seemed like she took that personally kek but tried to play it off. Does the word bitch have a worse meaning in japan?

>> No.2945787

>>2945755
Yeah as far as I understand it moreso means whore.

>> No.2945789

>>2945755
Yes. whore/slut

>> No.2945791

>>2945755
Bicchi does mean whore and not bitch, yeah.

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>>2945755
yes

>> No.2945809

>>2945696
>>2945701
Whiteknights please fuck off. Imagine her trying to act as an epic 4chan shitposter but being upset at being called a bitch. If that's the case I could make her never put a foot here again with a single post, and that's a VERY bad thing.

>> No.2945814

>>2945750
BEATANI ON A ROLLERCOASTER

>> No.2945830

>>2941307
sure thing glowie, i'll record a sample of my voice for you. want me to upload my 10tbs worth of cunny to a mega for you as well?

>> No.2945837

>>2945727
But once you recognize the secret reason for her exposure, you will feel ashamed of your words & deeds. -- Shigeru Fils-Aimé

>> No.2945851

>>2945809
She unironically has zero defence. It's all an act. Yesterday it was all revealed

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>>2945468
>is afraid of roller coasters
>makes us ride the heaviest emotional roller coasters possible
this fucking kusobear

>> No.2945859

So how will the banter work from now on? Same as usual? I felt kinda bad yesterday for cumming inside her. definitely crossed the line

>> No.2945867
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Beatani withdrawal...

>> No.2945904

>>2945867
>Beatani
Who? I forgot the named of my loved one years ago...

>> No.2945912

>>2945859
Takuya...

>> No.2945918

Aren't you all going a bit full on with the birthday gifts? One was enough.

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>>2945859
you what?

>> No.2945931

I wonder what it would feel to be a beatani viewer that doesn't know 4chan.

>> No.2945947

>>2945859
Don't worry about it bro, you weren't the first that day. We all had fun with the after-stream hate sex.

>> No.2945951

>>2945931
They easily out themselves as concerfags in the comments and twitter.

>> No.2945959

>>2945918
we've got too much love for this silly bear to restrain ourselves to one group project

>> No.2945971

>>2945931
So... Reddittors?

>> No.2945975

She's trying too hard now to get in people's good graces. It is just feeding the menhera rrat when she whips between being a bullying S and a few hours later a regretful M who needs to be trained with mean comments. She'll be back to NTR shit again soon the cycle continues.

>> No.2945985

>>2945931
My guess: confusing

>> No.2945989

>>2945777
instant sub

>> No.2945994

>>2945918
>implying we'll even make it until her birthday
You've seen what the last few days alone was like, /yah/ won't be standing in a few weeks at this rate.

>> No.2946002

>>2945918
good dads work hard for their daughters

>> No.2946012

>>2945931
>missing context to all the roundabout interactions with /yah/
must be extremely confusing and undoubtable sends the concerfags in them into a frenzy

>> No.2946018

>>2945918
LOVE IS NOT ENOUGH
WE MUST PRESENT OUR FLESH AND SOULS TO BEATANI
AND IT STILL WONT BE ENOUGH

>> No.2946026

>>2945975
Next time she tries to do NTR bait I'll just leave a dislike and close the tab.

>> No.2946036
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>>2945931
this is actually what really annoys me on the inside. The Internet used to be a place where you can shout at the void with no repercussions. Now I couldn't even think about doing that anymore without hurting someone. I think there's a point that I should've just stop using the Internet and get out but that's not even allowed anymore

>> No.2946052

>>2936935
She weighs nothing, she is literally a bear trapped in cyberspace, she's made up of a bunch of binary code in the series of tubes called the Internet.

>> No.2946083

>>2945777
how the fuck are you even finding these?

>> No.2946119

>>2946083
It's not hard if you search in Japanese...

>> No.2946126

Am I a bad father if I'm glad that calling her a 'bitch' finally got through to her?

>> No.2946128

>>2946083
perhaps under the gentoo install battle hashtag dipshit

>> No.2946134

>>2945975
If she does anything like yesterday again, i'm dropping her ass for a bit. I'll check back after a while to see if she improved though

>> No.2946150

>>2946126
No, she deserved it for talking about having sex so much.

>> No.2946156

Beatani you’ll make a voice tweet for us right?

>> No.2946157

>>2946126
Yes because as stated already she wasn't called a bitch but a whore.

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>>2946083

>> No.2946190

>>2946026
thanks for the engagement emotionally unstable dad

>> No.2946212

BEATANI DON'T READ THREAD IT'S NOT WORTH IT

>> No.2946229

>>2946126
yes, bitch isn't the same in glorious nihongo as it is in english

>> No.2946234

>>2946134
as said before, dont announce, just do.
nobody here gives a shit if you drop for a while, its about enjoyment and having fun with interactions, not catering to skitzos .

>> No.2946235

>>2946026
based

>> No.2946245

>>2946166
sugoi

>> No.2946280

>>2946190
Sorry I'm not a weak faggot that defends her every thing. If I don't like the content she makes I can tell her trough a button without shitting up any other place.

>> No.2946294

Does anyone have the full quote from Lain? The "The Wired is just a communication device" one?

>> No.2946309

>>2946234
>its about enjoyment and having fun with interactions
Exactly, which is why he should announce that the streams no longer make him happy as to provide more feedback than the already inaccurate view counter being 1 smaller for any number of reasons.

>> No.2946338

>>2946083
just translated gentoo vtuber into jap

>> No.2946339

>>2946280
i mean you are a weak faggot for making an announcement.Just do, dont say.Have fun .Us it that hard dad?

>> No.2946386

>>2946339
>I'm a weak faggot for voicing my opinion in an anonymous board
You want my name or what? Write yours first and we can talk.

>> No.2946391

>>2946309
Ahh yes members of the chat , i would like to formally threaten that if this bear does ntr, i shall leave a dislike.
just add a mlady and itll be great.fucking cringe.
maybe actual constructive criticism instead of the same bullshit that some other person said .

>> No.2946399

>>2946386
Why are you so angry dad?

>> No.2946404

>>2946309
Pandering to faggots is what will actually kill the entertainment value of the streams. I don't want to see Beatani put on a super cutesy act to make goslings feel safe and not share her real opinions anymore because she is scared of offending a small minority of people.

>> No.2946417

>>2945994
I've only been here for about a week but I honestly feel like her she can't have that long of a shelf life.
A lot of people in these threads seem obsessed, and I've never seen a higher concentration of concernfags in any other general. On top of that her limited understanding of English is seemingly causing her to mistake those who are only shitposting and those who are genuine concernfags.

>> No.2946431

>>2946386
take your meds faggot preferably the lead flavored ones

>> No.2946439

>>2939965
I want to replay this game, ffs, they dont make games like this anymore

Look at you, shizo: a pathetic creature of meat and bone, panting and sweating as you run through my threads. How can you challenge a perfect, immortal bear trapped in internet?

>> No.2946440

Next time just call Bea an educated prostitute please.

>> No.2946454

>>2946440
So a geisha then.

>> No.2946458

>>2946399
Nice argument. Next time try to back your posts with actual content instead of calling someone names because you disagree with them. Also goes for >>2946431

>> No.2946459

>all these dads wanting to leave cause of meme NTR
>not cause of twitter meltdown that showed her true honne self
i.. i don't understand you guys.

>> No.2946460

I need Listener-chan on Listener-chan scenes from Koikatsufags.

>> No.2946473

>>2944483
Where can I hear the full song?

>> No.2946484

>>2946459
Did her telling the reply guys to stop being faggots hurt your feelings jack?

>> No.2946500

>>2946473
At the end of every stream anon.

>> No.2946523

>>2945024
Do you have rss-reader?
https://nitter.himiko.cloud/beatanichisato
Or other nitter-instance, just subscribe through your favorite rss-read RSS is for cool dads

>> No.2946533

>>2946404
this

>> No.2946535

>>2946459
dads have strange priorities

>> No.2946537

>>2946417
I agree, but I think it really sucks. I always thought the NTR/sex jokes were funny and I never took her twitter ramblings too seriously, but naturally some people got too attached and start to worry about her. I really hope people don't sperg out too hard before her birthday considering we have a few gifts planned for her.

>> No.2946566

>>2946537
Honestly it's her fault for being so sensitive when dads decided to troll her

>> No.2946583

reminder that she's a really bad liar
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YK4W20TQ_PY

>> No.2946593

>>2946537
I feel like the influx from the reddit kicked the goslings and concernfags into overdrive
though I'm optimistic they'll cool down or get filtered

>> No.2946595

>>2946566
to be fair between the bitch and menhera thing I think it's at least partially due to the language barrier hitting both sides hard once things escalated to the point of us shitposting back at her

>> No.2946597

>>2945774
Imagine
You and your daughter Beatani live on the base of xp hill together. Lately she has begun to bring a lot of friends over to the house. You think this is fine because she is your daughter and social interaction is good for her because she has been kind of a loner most of her life so far. But today was different. She bought over a BOY. You felt your heart sink. She is your daughter, you are not interested in her romantically at all. But the thought of her leaving you and forgetting about you is too scary. You remember when she was young and relied on you for everything. After the visit you confront her. "Who is he? Why are you with him? He is TRASH! YOU DESERVE BETTER!" you yell at her. You talk about all of his bad points and she gets visibly upset. She raises her voice and says "SHUT UP DAD, YOU ARE CRINGE, I LOVE TAKUYA NOT YOU, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ME" she yells at you and storms out of the kitchen into her room. You sit at a chair in the kitchen reflecting at what just happened. You feel sad about what happened. You reach for dads whisky cabinet just when Beatani enters the kitchen again telling you "I'm sorry dad, of course I love you, but I love Takuya too, please understand". You put away the whisky bottle and sigh. "Just be careful, I'll support you whatever you do as long as you get happy" you tell her with a crushed and sad voice. She goes to you and hugs you. You feel the warmth of her tiny body against your chest. "I'll never forget you dad, I love you" she tells you crying. You hug her tight. "I'm going to cook Croquettes today, want to help?" you tell her. "Un" she replies and you cook together and the next time Takuya visits you tell her and him cringy dad jokes and then let them be because you know that Takuya makes her happy even though he causes you pain deep inside. Seeing her happy is the most important thing.

>> No.2946598

>>2946484
never interacted with her on twitter.
i just know that some of those posts would literally be graduation material if they were posted by someone bigger, like a holo or smth.

>> No.2946625

>>2946459
Well it was both for me. I don't care for talking about sex (surprisingly, so others say). If I want that kind of shit I should just go watch Vshojo whores on twitch. I get what she's trying to do but it's getting old. Then that last stream showed me that I don't think she can handle this due to lack of understanding. Plus all the concernfags, goslings, and utter morons (that are a minority I believe) it's too much bullshit to think about or even bother to care about. Only reason I'm still here is because I left it up to a coin flip that kept landing on heads which was the "Stay and watch" option.

>> No.2946629

>>2946583
>she's a really bad liar
that's pretty roundabout way to say that she's funny.

>> No.2946656

>>2946629
just word a compliment rudely and you can pretend it's an insult, anon

>> No.2946668

>>2946598
I've never seen a Jap vtuber go off like that before...ever, and I've been around the block a few times. Stuff like that is usually reserved for sub/dirt accounts.

>> No.2946688

>>2946598
>some of those posts would literally be graduation material if they were posted by someone bigger
I think a lot of people in these threads don't quite understand the appeal of indies if they think this is a bad thing

>> No.2946700

>>2946597
But I want to fuck my virgin daughterwaifu bear!

>> No.2946751

>>2946404
>will actually kill the entertainment value of the streams
Her streams and videos were entertaining before she started including all of this sex and NTR stuff. It's not like she has always been this way.
>>2946459
NTR makes me feel terrible for a long time, but the meltdowns on twitter don't.

>> No.2946755
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>>2946597
*hits pipe*

>> No.2946776
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2946776

>>2946128
almost nothing there

>> No.2946785

>>2946700
>virgin
DYRBI

>> No.2946788

anyone planning to sing the bday song in higher register? i almost wanna try it for luls

>> No.2946812

>>2946668
the dangers of drinking, it was pretty entertaining though
>>2946751
meds onegai
but I do agree that the NTR jokes are starting to get a little stale

>> No.2946954

>>2946755
This is accurate. Except it is alcohol instead of weed. I have written 4 of these now and every single one was written severely drunk.

>> No.2946996

What i dont understand is why did she get mad at the chihiro joke, its not like the joke was about with another vtuber but with a character she herself created.
Its just banter bea, dont take it personally. We always had fun with the streams

>> No.2947006
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2947006

Watamages Away!

>> No.2947027

>>2947006
Thank you for this blessed art.

>> No.2947087

>>2947006
That's great! I think more fan work is needed right now than ever.

>> No.2947089

>>2946625
glad your sticking around.
this is only the beginning, bearcoin has lots of potential .

>> No.2947114

>>2946996
>>2946417
>>2946668
to add to all that:
feeling intensity doesn't translate well between languages especially since we are essentially using 4chan dialect on top of that
she also lack any context since she was not there when the meme wave started

so from her perspective hundreds of people she had thought were her fans suddenly saying "bear away" seemed much more mean spirited then the dads intended it to be

as a smol indi content creator your audience suddenly turning on you after a time where everything seemed fine is both frightening and shocking

and the fact that she was drinking on an empty stomach was not helping

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2947129

>>2947087
Agreed.
Also, Concerfags Away!

>> No.2947149
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2947149

japanese foreign language-inspired trends are so cringe
they take a word from english, butcher its pronunciation, apply a nonsensical meaning and then get offended when english people use their own word """incorrectly""" in conversations with japanese.
ugh disgusting, disgusting.

>> No.2947160

>>2943513
No one was calling (you) a creepy groomer unless you were one of the retards orbiting her twitter DMs. In which case, fuck off you creepy groomer. Also take your meds.

>> No.2947178
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2947178

No, I just think all you newdads should just leave.
Stop making /yah/ when a stream is up.
Concerndads btfo
Shitpost Love!!
sage

>> No.2947179

>>2947114
I get how mean it seems like in hindsight. However, if we truly had a problem with her, there would have been mass unsubscriptions and loss of viewers, which didn't happen. That should clue her on the joke.

>> No.2947202

>>2947178
Stop making /yah/ when a stream *isn't* up.

>> No.2947219

>>2947114
Well possibly its the cultural thing, maybe japanese are serious when they are spamming something like that and not joking. Im not that into japanese internet culture but that might be the reason.

>> No.2947281

>>2947178
>Stop making /yah/ when a stream is up
That's why I made this thread during schizo posting hours.
Why are you so hard to please?

>> No.2947293

>>2946668
Think of it this way anon, she trusts her english speaking audience enough to be brutally honest about what annoys her. She doesn't think of us as mere marks to be buttered up. In Japan this might be really shocking behavior on social media but it is nothing in the west.

>> No.2947300

>>2947149
wasei-eigo is perfectly normal part of Japanese language

>> No.2947336

>>2947179
>That should clue her on the joke.
as anon points here >>2947219 we have no idea how nipnet works in this regard

>> No.2947365

>>2947300
>perfectly normal
and yet this already led to arguably serious misunderstandings with bea on two separate occasions. (menhera and bicchi).

>> No.2947374

>>2947219
yeah that could be a factor. we know a decent bit about japanese internet culture but we're far from fluent
and that goes both ways considering how she clearly doesn't understand us saying "menhera" so casually like it's a mild insult

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2947492

Be honest. Outside of a couple of schizos, is anyone actually going to drop her next stream? I am sure that ikxci dude means well even if unfollowing wasn't necessarily the best approach.
This whole saga is just her being embarrassed at some words getting to her just once. I'm surprised she didn't just apologize and move on. Japs...

>> No.2947499
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2947499

>>2946036
You're not supposed to be here

>> No.2947523

>>2947492
I don't see a good reason to actually drop her

>> No.2947552

>>2947492
dude beatani would have to go full on nevada-tan on us for me to drop her

>> No.2947554

>>2947492
No, but I hope it isn't going to be painful.

>> No.2947558

>>2934582
>ask to be Beatani’s pet
>she calls me cringe
Based

>> No.2947564

>>2947492
No, this whole thing has been hilarious. Schizo's gonna schizo, I'll keep watching based bear.

>> No.2947566

>>2947492
Of course I won't drop her.

>> No.2947594

>>2947492
I am a schizo and a poorfag but I was here when it started and I am going to see it to the end

>> No.2947611

>>2947492
no im not, matter of fact I just bought her shirt the same day all the stuff happened

>> No.2947689

>>2947492
I'm dropping her because im bored, not because of the schizo shit. Honestly the twitter and gosling meltdowns have been more interesting than some of the streams.

>> No.2947690

I love our menhera daughter.

>> No.2947703

>>2947492
I'll keep dropping by her streams whenever I can.

>> No.2947718

>>2947492
Of course not. If I don't like where a stream is going I'll skip it but I'll look forward to the next one. She's an amazing entertainer and unless she consistently fucks up for at least a month I'm not dropping her.

>> No.2947726

>>2947492
Even when she causes me pain I never think about stopping to watch her. I'll continue to watch for a long long time.

>> No.2947734

>>2947492
No I love to bully bea.

>> No.2947777

>>2947492
>is anyone actually going to drop her
i don't care much as i'm not that invested, i'm just here for the ride and entertainment.
if you really wanna know my honest feelings, my perception of her after yesterday became irreversibly tainted, take that as you will. that being said, she's not much different from regular run-of-the-mill girls who i've hanged out with (not dated) irl, and who i continued to hang out with even after my perception of them changed for the worse. We still had fun, even if we disagreed on a lot of things. No one is fucking perfect no matter how much vtubers make you believe.

>> No.2947787

https://twitter.com/beatanichisato/status/1386478346721103872

She's probably reading the thread

>> No.2947801

I dont understand what the problem is, I just want Beatani to make fun of me and top physically beat me up. I think it would be hot

>> No.2947822

>>2947801
I meant to say to physically beat me up, im not gay

>> No.2947824

>>2947777
>spoiler
Damn if I was a girl and someone told me that I'd be 100 times more offended than if you called me a bitch. Savage.

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>>2947777
What a fucking waste of a post and GET. Thanks for the blogpost nigger, never show again.

>> No.2947858

Bea did nothing wrong, especially when she btfo the reply guys.

>> No.2947863

>>2947492
No, I won't stop watching her. I'll be buying her merch soon in fact.

>> No.2947882

https://twitter.com/beatanichisato/status/1386479722155057155

kek she is reading the thread

>> No.2947884

>>2947822
>He doesn't want to get fucked im the ASS by Beatanis futa COCK

>> No.2947894
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2947894

Beatani is especially cute today

>> No.2947896
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2947896

SHE'S READING THE THREAD! QUICK CLEAN UP

https://twitter.com/beatanichisato/status/1386479722155057155

>> No.2947898

>>2947492
Nah she's still a based bear. The whole thing was a drunk, language barrier'd two-way miscommunication that only got as "dramatic" as it did because of a couple schizo goslings here/on twitter and her panic responding.

Though I do hope going forward she learns to be less afraid of clearly telling people where the boundary is if something's bothering her, be it with chat banter or goslings, before it gets to the point that it did yesterday. Then probably learn to accept that nothing will deter goslings anyway.

>> No.2947899

>>2947777
>blogpost
jesus anon
>>2947822
yeah ok buddy I believe you
>>2947882
that's kind of cute I won't lie

>> No.2947904

>>2947884
I-If thats what she truly wants and will make her happy....

>> No.2947925

>>2947882
>>2947896
so what did she mean by this exactly?

>> No.2947930

>>2947882
Is it weird that I was suddenly turned on as I was told to shut up?

>> No.2947944

>>2947925
shes talking about the 'bitch' thing I assume.

>> No.2947946

>>2947925
It means Anons are over analyzing what happened.

>> No.2947948

>>2947896
>>2947898
O-oops

>> No.2947958

>>2947925
She's saying she isn't an idiot who gets hurt by the shitty japanese of her viewers.

>> No.2947976

>>2947492
Why would someone drop her? People make mistakes, just because she has a avatar doesn't mean she stopped being human.

>> No.2947978

>>2947777
I think all the bad vibes will go away once she finds her rhythm again

she needs to focus on just having fun during the streams and not taking chat seriously
all serious things she wants to say she should write down first to make sure that she really means it - the same way I did when I started talking to people in English online
also making sure that chat knows that joking is over before a serious announcement is a good idea too

in any case stress AWAY

>>2947896
>>2947882
>>2947787
hopefully she reads my post too

>> No.2947981

test
Beatani you're a pussy ass shitposter gyaru bitch.

>> No.2947987

Beatani, please have another cozy Slay the Spire stream. I bought the game after watching you play and I'd like to see you pick it up again.

>> No.2947988

>>2947801
BEATANI HURT ME PLEASE

>> No.2947989

>>2947930
You might have a severe case of faggotry

>> No.2948012

>>2943504
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=szhbnMGpnNs

>> No.2948017

>>2947987
This is the reason I'm dropping, I came for slay the spire and she stopped playing it after she got popular. Don't really give a shit about the menhera struggles of her and her goslings

>> No.2948018
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2948018

Ok serious talk only here:
does she have a steam list we can donate games to or something?

>> No.2948029

>>2947978
>the same way I did when I started talking to people in English online
that's cute, anon

>> No.2948032

>>2947492
Who is Ikxci? And I WON'T drop her either. She was drunk, I don't understand why people are going full schizo. Even if she has depressed tendencies I'm sure dads can cheer her on. I think she's a wonderful person. I do think she shouldn't feel ashamed of her negative traits. It's really a matter of self improvement and becoming a better person gradually. That's how I'd like to convey it to the bear.
Maybe the next time she does RFA we can all send her photos of us doing our reps such as cycling or whatever.

>> No.2948079

She keeps jokingly calling Chihiro a bitch, no I don't think that she was actually offended by someone here jokingly calling her that.

>> No.2948080

>>2947958
Bea is still dumb Baka Bear

>> No.2948095
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2948095

>>2947492
I really enjoy her streams and I want to see her grow. This is just another learning experience for her. She may go schizo sometimes but I'm sure that after a while all of this will be an embarrassing memory. I plan to continue to support this bear.

>> No.2948096

>>2948018
She doesn't and I think Steam gifts are still region locked.
In this case just donate normally

>> No.2948109

>>2947987
I want Bea to complete that horror game...

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holy FUCK kek

>> No.2948147

>>2948112
Yea, I won't lie she got me there.

>> No.2948155
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2948155

BEA LOVES HER DADS

>> No.2948158

>Shitting on the reply guys and dm fags
Ok. That's fucking funny!

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2948159

>this kills the DM sending concernfag

>> No.2948192

>>2948112
>>2948159
she's too based, how can I ever consider dropping her?

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2948195

>>2948159
>it was him

>> No.2948215

Beatani's dunking on the reply guys again.

>> No.2948217
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2948217

Beatani is being based? Replyguys being put in their place? Yeah, I'm thinking we're back. Good times from here on out.

>> No.2948235

This feels like foreplay. I want to hate fuck her so bad.

>> No.2948259

She knows we'll laugh at replyguys and DMers. Thanks Bea

>> No.2948278

You are still cute and funny Bea.

>> No.2948296

You've always been "cute and funny". We never forgot you silly bear.

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2948308

>>2947801
>>2947822
Agree, that kind of thing is incredibly hot.

>> No.2948316

this is how she converts us into goslings...

>> No.2948317

>>2944243
>>2944275
He's somewhat right. People should start to be treated as and act like young men and women by the time they're 12, like most everyone used to for hundreds of years. But contemporary comfort has let the infantilization creep to the point where you can be anywhere from 20-50 years old and still not have matured.

>> No.2948319

Why would you not be cute and funny?

>> No.2948325

>>2948308
i fear her

>> No.2948330

>>2948235
>mesugaki, ojisan, mindbreak, domination loss, nakadashi, yandere

>> No.2948334
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2948334

I WANT TO PERO PERO MY CRINGE DAUGHTER

>> No.2948344
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2948344

How could I forget?

>> No.2948346

>>2948334
gross

>> No.2948368

>>2948308
Speaking of, does this blue chick even exist on the internet anywhere anymore? I have only seen this one collab clip and tried searching her name, only a 4chan thread referring to this clip and the clip itself came up.

>> No.2948375

So, she's completely fucking bipolar, yeah?

>> No.2948388

she is cute and crazy, and that's fine

>> No.2948406
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2948406

Oh boy

>> No.2948416

>>2948375
heh

>> No.2948428

>>2948406
We deserve each other

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>>2948375
kek

>> No.2948465

>>2948431
That bear is one ugly bastard.

>> No.2948475

>>2948465
I think it's lacking a waist.

>> No.2948479

>>2948375
Yes? That's why she takes the meds

>> No.2948506
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2948506

MY DAUGHTER IS CUTE

AND SHE IS ALSO FUNNY

>> No.2948507

>>2948431
>father bear is the only one who doesnt have to walk around the Igloo naked
>Wife wearing only an apron for easy viewing
B-Basado

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>>2948428

>> No.2948518

>>2948431
HA

>> No.2948521

Can't wait for her to fake a pregnancy

>> No.2948532

>>2948368
Last stream was one week ago, so yes.

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2948534

>>2948521

>> No.2948537

>>2948428
By "we" I hope you mean (you).

>> No.2948563

>>2948505
I think it might say "vs. ants", as in we're all just ants.

>> No.2948574

Well so I did not get any reply from that other anon so I guess we are keeping it as it is as default. I found an alternative to pastebin that doesn't remove my post so please post this in the new coming threads. I'll be looking for submissions in every thread atleast once a day for a week. Going to bed now.

https://controlc.com/c2dbfdc0

>> No.2948588

>>2948574
Thank you for your work anon.

>> No.2948597

>>2948375
she unironically takes meds

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2948617

>>2948032
See >>2944416
>>2947976
The reason I asked is because I wanted to "read the room" and get an idea of how many anons are still sticking around (not that surveyposting is an accurate metric).
Some anons suggested previously or in response that, because of what happened, they're are tired or their view or approach has changed.
I'm really glad some anons just see it for the silly thing it was, and to see her chin up. I really hope the bicchi anon realized by now that his comment wasn't a catalyst for anything (apparently by her own admission).

>> No.2948636

>>2947006
Destroyah-san...

wait, how the hell that ears works?

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2948702

>>2948375

>> No.2948732

>>2947492
what the fuck even happened in the past 24 hours? last thing i saw was the oji-san posting during stream which was p funny

>> No.2948776

>>2948732
drunk girl is drunk, faggots analyze everything she says like she's Shakespeare

>> No.2948813

>>2948574
thanks for the hard work anon

>> No.2948976

>>2947958
I will have to learn perfect Japanese to insult her properly. Thank you for the inspiration, wise bear.

>> No.2949069

>>2948976
Thank you for reminding me to do my reps.

>> No.2949082

>agreed for not making new /yah until 3 hours before her stream
>still made one
>some dads complaining abt it
>91 posters

you dads are as bipolar as her. and im afraid of the s small possibility that Bea is the one who made this thread

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>>2949082
wait hold on what the fuck

>> No.2949136

>>2949082
>agreed for not making new /yah until 3 hours before her stream
You got every single poster on /yah/ to agree to that? Impressive. It must be one of the newdads then.

>> No.2949144

>>2949082
At this point I'm sure Bea will have a meltdown if she wakes up without an active thread, followed by a passive aggressive twitter rant.

Not that I will personally stop it from happening btw.

>> No.2949155

>>2949082
It's probably like two or three people agreeing with themselves over and over. Don't like it, don't post.

>> No.2949160

>>2949144
I'd love to see that

>> No.2949169

>>2948636
Kumamagic
(There's holes in the hat for the ears)

>> No.2949186

>>2949082
>4chan is one person

>> No.2949208

I want to drop a fat load in her cute and funny part, if you know what I mean. Not in a creepy Gosling way, just saying.

>> No.2949227

>>2949208
You mean drop a fat donation in her StreamLabs, right anon?

>> No.2949251

>>2949166
For the retards like me that care about virtual divegrass, there's a votation for the /vt/ team going on. Support Bea with your vote please!

>> No.2949254

>>2949082
If the good dads don't post then the bad dads have a free run of things and that makes it worse.

>> No.2949301

>>2949251
>Beatoni

>> No.2949311

>>2949227
Naturally

>> No.2949325

>>2949301
eeh it'll have to do, OP probably doesn't even know her

>> No.2949340
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2949340

>>2949208
>be japanese corporate slave
>despereate and alone
>decide to take detour on way home
>sitting in the park bench till dusk
"hello, who is you?"
>pic related come from nowhere, standing there with wide grin
>she is cute, and her voice is funny
>proceed to introduce myself, also tell her im dead tired after work
"sabishi na... want to me peropero you?"
>what the fack is wrong with this mesugaki? is this child prostitution?
>open wallet
>500,000 Argentine Peso. ask her if that much is enough
>she agree ironically
>she then take my hand and walk me gently to her house
>an average 6 tatami apartment, Amazon gift cards scattered everywhere somehow
>accidentally kick her game cube while entering her room
>she start undressing
>told her to put her cloths back
>undress her
>french kiss her while groping her butt and playing with the nipple
>her mouth taste like mint
>she unzip my pants, and smiling at my shameful japanese chikuwa
"based"
>stroking
>lick the tip
>swallow the whole poor thing
>her fang make it hurt a bit, but the tecnique is gold
>she then lay down in the floor, leg spreaded
"your turn dad! do you like kani?"
>nod
>start licking like dog
>it doesn't taste like crab at all, but still delish
"ideot! gentle please dad!"
>feels challanged
>enter Licking Demon mode
>she start screaming, drool and all
>Licking Demon mode gauge empty
>before she even take a breath, flip her body to butt upward
>the little 蛇 now become a big 槌の子
>enter.jpg
"woah, nice dick dad"
>expect her to moan, but this is fine
>start pumping like indiefag on /vt
"yahh! yahh! Hiroyuki!! Yah!!"
>i like my new japanese nickname
>dump all inside
>passed out for dehydration
>waking up with all limbs amputed, chained to the wall
>she was there, cooking while humming sobakasu
>realize im awake, she walk closely and squat
>spoonfeed a gyoza she just made to me
"thanks for cumming dad, let's have fun time every day from now on"

>> No.2949353

>>2949301
it's close enough

>> No.2949364

>>2949254
At the beginning we were actually pulling it off well and the OSHS (Outside Stream Hours Shittiness) was minimal. I think we're past the point where all potential OPs worried about being called faggots for making early threads, so I have to agree with you.

>> No.2949398

>>2949301
italian bear

>> No.2949462

>>2949301
Do you know the Beatoni?

>> No.2949469
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2949469

kek

>> No.2949506

the yah one?

>> No.2949529

>>2949251
>Beatani in first place
Good job, dads

>> No.2949534

>>2949469
If only they knew how much we really loved her.

>> No.2949539
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2949539

>>2949469
What a loser. Bea is forever.

>> No.2949551

>>2949462
the no one? I always, I always order the kani, the kani Beatoni

>> No.2949667

This girl manages to be more socially awkward than me, I better keep my distance.

Goodbye.

>> No.2949672

>>2949251
>trying to group up beatani and every other indie in a single slot because they don't want it taking up precious slots from corpo vtubers

>> No.2949732

>>2949667
cringe

>> No.2949740

>>2949672
>>2949251
>trying to make the face of said slot Koopa despite her losing in terms of votes

>> No.2949753
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2949753

>>2949469
I would give up my life for beatani

>> No.2949800

>>2949740
can you spot the coping troopa?

>> No.2949821
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2949821

she's just a cringe bear
she cringes her life
AWAY
AWAY

>> No.2949884

>>2949821
She's even cuter with a cigarette

>> No.2949888

>>2949469
It's been a month already yet the posters screaming that we'd drop her in 2 weeks are still screaming and dads are still here.

>> No.2949897

>>2949740
Koopa debuted 5 months ago, and truly comes from here, as opposed to "merely" posting and reading here, if that makes sense. That said, putting all indies into one slot is retarded regardless. Outside of the shilling troopa, everyone in that thread wants to make a team about hololive, not about /vt/.

>> No.2950037

Beatani is based.... BASED! You here me?!

>> No.2950057

>>2949888
>a month
almost 2
unless something implodes here with all the retarded schizodads we've had in the last two days she's pretty much here to stay at this point. may as well say Nina or Koopa are FOTMs as well

>> No.2950063

>>2949897
koopa is a whore

>> No.2950396
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2950396

Bea LOVE

>> No.2950433

>>2950063
hey be nice to koopa she's just trying her best to stay afloat

>> No.2950434

that's it i'm fucking saying it
i think bea has serious talent as a music composer

>> No.2950442
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2950442

Good job dads for making Bea the most voted in the Soccer shit. Glad to be a Dad.

>> No.2950527

>>2949888
We'll be celebrating her 1st year anniversary and these fuckers will still scream "Dead in two weeks" from the top of their lungs

>> No.2950857

>>2950527
They'll still say it while we celebrate her 50th birthday

>> No.2950900

Following your daughter come hell or high water!

>> No.2951045
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2951045

How long until Bea starts using "poggers" just to fuck with us?

>> No.2951056
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2951056

Do your reps dads

>> No.2951084

>>2951056
I've seen every Bea video, what more reps can I do?

>> No.2951101

>>2951084
Now go lift while listening to her covers

>> No.2951105

>>2951084
Nihongo

>> No.2951129

>>2951084
Achieve such a high mastery of the Japanese language that you can insult Beatani's shitty and cringe butchering of the language.

>> No.2951146

>>2951084
Fast reps.

>> No.2951154

>>2951101
Thanks anon, I'm going to do that right now

>> No.2951215

>>2951084
Asc 20 in slay the spire

>> No.2951286

>>2951215
man I am far too shit at slay the spire to reach asc 20 also I'm too busy watching Corpse play it to play it myself

>> No.2951296

>>2951084
Do your drawing reps to produce more fanart for the cute bear

>> No.2951302

>>2951084
Do your hand reps while rewatching the ring fit stream

>> No.2951442

Spread Beatani! Get her to 3000 subscriber!

>> No.2951452

>>2951442
I will spread my cute and funny daughter enough for the whole world to see.

>> No.2951469

>>2951296
What if I can't even draw a stickman?

>> No.2951558

>>2951469
Literally trace my post then.
O
/|\
/\

>> No.2951559

>>2951452
She acts embarrassed but secretly loves it!

>> No.2951593

>>2951558
You've been a big help, thanks bro.

>> No.2951649
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2951649

dads its too long for me to wait for her to stream again and i dont have 2$

>> No.2951671

>>2951649
>>2943292

>> No.2951689

Guys I need her weekly stream list help

>> No.2951690

>>2951296
I really need to get past the "drawing with your whole arm not just your wrist" filter, my daughter deserves good lines...

>> No.2951723

>>2951469
That's why you do the reps, so you can improve over time anon. Looking back at my first crappy Beatani fanart I feel like I've come a long way thanks to this cute bear. The gains are real anon, don't miss out.

>> No.2951755

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKlizEm6u1U
I love this stream

>> No.2951925
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2951925

>>2951559

>> No.2952096

Remember to take your meds and remember that every single Vtuber has more than likely had sex and will probably have sex after their stream finishes.

>> No.2952131
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>>2952096
I'll kill you

>> No.2952189

>>2952096
I want my adult daughter to have a healthy sex life!

>> No.2952199

>>2952189
With ME

>> No.2952210

>>2952189
im glad that youre happy with me as a son in law

>> No.2952224

>>2952189
Me too anon just as long as she uses protection, I'm not ready to be a grandfather.

>> No.2952267

>>2952224
I have bad news about that anon...

>> No.2952318

>those tweets
Literally what the fuck is she talking about. Did she overdose again?

>> No.2952343

Yes we are inside your head beatani....19860287219 YANKEE VICTOR CHARLIE JACKAL YOU HAVE BEEN ACTIVATED BEA BEA

>> No.2952348

>>2949082
It's a fight against the windmills, also she didn't make this thread, there's a timestamp in the OP pic.

>> No.2952351

>>2952096
>>2952189
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT SHUT UP SHUT UP
You aren't even real. Pure vtubers do exist.

>> No.2952354
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2952354

Hey Beatani, do you like football?

>> No.2952361

>>2952318
She's reading the thread.
I swear to God Bea, if you're referring to the sex and pregnancy posts, change the joke it's getting stale.

>> No.2952371

>>2951723
What an oddly motivational post, thanks bro.

>> No.2952401
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2952401

Bea please I can't take another sex joke, my heart hurts enough

>> No.2952410
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2952410

>>2949301
Bea Toni?

>> No.2952414

Is having daughters the ultimate cuckoldry?

I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than having a daughter. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are feeding, clothing, raising and rearing a girl for at least 18 years solely so she can go and get ravaged by another man. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little girl - reading her stories at bedtime, making her go to sports practice, making sure she had a healthy diet, educating her, playing with her. All of it has one simple result: her body is more enjoyable for the men that will eventually fuck her in every hole.

Raised the perfect girl? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random man who had nothing to do with the way she grew up, who marries her. He gets to fuck her tight pussy every night. He gets the benefits of her kind and sweet personality that came from the way you raised her.

As a man who has a daughter, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 years of your life simply to raise a girl for another man to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically

>> No.2952436

>>2952414
>worrying about being cucked more than your daughter's happiness
Sad, no?

>> No.2952443

>>2952318
I have no idea, but I guess some shitpost rrat was accurate for once?

>> No.2952446

>>2952414
Good thing I'm an oniichan.

>> No.2952450

>>2952414
It's not the same without the hobbit image here >>2946755 just imagine he posted this.

>> No.2952457

>>2952414
>Is having daughters the ultimate cuckoldry?
I know this is copypasta but this is why every father wants a son

>> No.2952478

>>2952414
The final yab is raising a child with Bea
She's grooming us to smite us with apocalypse-level NTR

>> No.2952495

>>2952351
maybe, but no pure person will ever be successful, so your best chance of finding them is among the sea of 2views.

>> No.2952498

>>2952401
She's slowly becoming like the Vshoujo shit.
>Hahaha sex funny, I just got creampied by my 132º boyfriend before the stream and we broke up right after that. Now I have this other boyfriend here who I'm going to have sex with right after the stream.

>> No.2952517

>>2952457
but my son would hate me just like I hate my dad...

>> No.2952520

>>2952478
She is just fulfilling Abe's dream with as many filthy otaku as possible.

>> No.2952536

>>2952517
Then raise your son correctly

>> No.2952552

>>2952498
It would be worth it if it got a single schizo to take their meds. Pure Idolfags need to hang themselves.

>> No.2952583

>>2952552
I believe unicorns got filtered waaay back, and the only goslings remaining have developed immunity to anything that comes out of her mouth. No need to worry dad.

>> No.2952606

>>2952552
You are so resented with holofags that you rather see Bea become a vshojolike to troll da idolfags
These guys are unable to handle Bea thats why she gets shit on by them. "flavor of the month" "she'll get forgotten in 2 weeks"

>> No.2952626

>>2952552
Nah, idolchads and unicorns are based, leave them be. Beatani isn't someone they would latch onto so let's all coexist in peace

>> No.2952644

god this thread always becomes more shit than usual, seems like all the faggots of the world are waking up

>> No.2952653
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2952653

Don't reply to Bea's twitter posts Dads. Let's make the kusomenheradaughterwife feel true isolation.

>> No.2952655

>>2952583
I'm afraid I'm still not immune to the "Peepeepoopoo Sex funny" type of humor anon.

>> No.2952664
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2952664

>>2952644
Good morning anon

>> No.2952688

>>2952653
You can't stop the simps anon

>> No.2952695

>>2952653
But she will feel left alone...

>> No.2952699

Bea I love you!

>> No.2952702

>simps
yep SEAnig time, goodnight

>> No.2952705

>>2952644
This is one of the most fun threads on the board, schizo posters and all.

>> No.2952706

>>2952552
the idolfags are long gone anon and it's easy enough to filter future ones without running sex jokes into the ground
>>2952655
just gotta space them out a good bit that's all

>> No.2952712

>>2952653
All that'll do is awaken Bea's neglect play fetish

>> No.2952742
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2952742

beatani, post something on this thread or your a nigger

>> No.2952755

>>2952695
Maybe that will make her posts tweets that at least make sense and not insinuations to what we are talking about in the thread. On that note, if she wants to talk about of what is happening here, then why doesn't she just post in the threads?

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2952778

>>2952695
>>2952712
>Feel left alone
>Bea's neglect play fetish
Good.

>> No.2952786

>>2952655
the only reason she keeps making these jokes is literally because of posts like these. you're bringing this upon yourself.

>> No.2952787

>>2952755
She does post, she just doesn't like to namefag.

>> No.2952800

>>2952755
iirc she wanted to keep her tripcode use to a minimum

>> No.2952813
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2952813

Learning Japanese with Beatani!
How many dads would be interested in a Jap learning stream?

>> No.2952828

>>2952813
>actually did my reps
>get confused about this tweet for a second
Well played Bea

>> No.2952833

>>2952813
this kusogaki...

>> No.2952839

>>2952813
I would, but she'd just tell us to do our reps instead.

>>2952800
Well there's no more tripcode after you know what incident anyway.

>> No.2952841

>>2952813
>picrelated
hol'up...

>> No.2952843

あなたが日本語を話せば、彼女は来ます。

>> No.2952851

>>2952828
I didn't do my reps, but I have yomichan...

>> No.2952878

Beatani is in serious need of a good dicking

>> No.2952879

>>2952843
そうなの?

>> No.2952883

>>2952843
現れろ、クソくま!

>> No.2952884

>>2952813
Me, I'd love a JP slang/shitposts stream for the cultural interchange to be complete.

>> No.2952889

>>2952843
私は寝ることにします。すみません。

>> No.2952895
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2952895

Fuck bros, I want to reply to her now...
Bea I think you're awesome!

>> No.2952900

>>2952843
本当に?

>> No.2952970

べあちゃん~ おじさんはあなたを愛してるそ~

>> No.2952994

>>2952786
So you're telling me she'll do the same thing over and over if a single post says that she shouldn't do that thing? That's bullshit to be honest anon.

>> No.2953008

>>2952843
おい、みんな
もしかして
今、くまさんが我々の中にいる??

>> No.2953009

>>2952994
We'll see by next stream.

>> No.2953037

>>2952994
>That's bullying*
here, fixed it for you.

>> No.2953039

>>2953008
アモグス

>> No.2953044

>>2952994
I bet it's more so that she doesn't know much humour or jokes in English so repeats that which she does know.

>> No.2953064

>>2952994
it's more because of the reactions it generates from the goslings
but because goslings can't really keep it in their pants this back and forth could go on forever

>> No.2953083
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2953083

>>2953008
サス!

>> No.2953098

>>2952994
Sounds exactly like her dads to be honest anon.

>> No.2953116

>>2953008
>>2953039
>>2953083
I feel like a complete tard for laughing at this

>> No.2953119

I want to talk about inmu with Bea.

>> No.2953120

>>2953064
>this back and forth could go on forever
This is going to her end game, isn't it?

>> No.2953141

>>2953120
maybe, it is how the Vshitwhores built their success in the west

>> No.2953190
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2953190

ベアはあるストリームで非常に下品なことをしていて、あなた方パパは気が立っています。頼むから死んでくれ。

>> No.2953245

>>2953190
このリスナーちゃんはまだ怖い

>> No.2953266

>>2953190
I want this smug magic bear to cast Power Word: Kill on me...

>> No.2953284

>>2952414
This is a well known copypasta frequently shared on leddit and Facebook. Nice try.

>> No.2953286

リスナちゃんのおちん。。。 あああ!

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2953291

>>2953266
>Power Word: Kill on me
she did

>> No.2953327

>>2952813
Could this be a reference to 桃梨苺園?
https://ichigo.umekouen.com/
It's far away from Tokyo, which means it probably isn't.

>> No.2953329

>>2953022
you know what to do
try not to get filtered by the verification questions

>> No.2953365

>>2953291
Thank you

>> No.2953388

>>2953329
having verification questions at all is just proof they're butthurt that people want it to be /vt/ and not /holo/

>> No.2953413

>>2953388
Verification questions are standard across the vast majority of boards.

>> No.2953425

>>2953388
sorry dad but you're retarded

>> No.2953521

>>2953329
>google forms
Yea no

>> No.2953548

>>2953388
Ever tried to not be new dad?

>> No.2953712

I love you Bea!

>> No.2953726

>>2953388
Dad... onegai... they always do verification questions to filter the lowest of the low considering these questions usually can be answered in two minutes using google. Or in this case 20 seconds.

>> No.2953731

I know this is page 11 and this is going to sound concernfaggy, but I can't wait for the next thread. I'm not sure why I remembered just now.
It seems like Beatani, for whatever reason, has always been bothered with comments that put Chihiro in a positive light. The timestamp was posted some time ago, but I'm not sure if anyone else noticed this in her JP intro stream (she had to ask chat to stop asking about her sister). Not that you should monitor everything you say from now on, of course, but I thought I should point this out for those who care.
Anyway end of thread slayzaspiya reps

>> No.2953744

>>2953731
I'M GONNA CONCEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRNNN

>> No.2953763

>>2953731
Chihiro locked her on the hill, did you expect her to go ONEE-CHAN DAISUKI?

>> No.2953767

Hey dads, even though I schizopost a lot I just want you guys to know that it's been fun shitposting with you guys. lets hope this full reset brings threads back to comfy level too. See you Spacedads.

>> No.2953787

>>2953039
It's アモーガス if you want amogus. Or アモング・アス if you want Among Us.

>> No.2953805

>>2953787
Nonono, amogus specifically is pronounced アモグス.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5DlROhT8NgU

>> No.2953819

>>2953731
Beatani? Who? My oshi is and has always been Chihiro. She's a sweet, wholesome and caring girl that always does her best and makes extra effort for a clear and direction communication between her and her fans to avoid any misunderstandings. I also love how she always has her schedule ready days before and occasionally posts here to reminds us she still cares about us.
She's the my oshi and she's the best! I'll keep supporting her over any other random menhera that happens to be in her way to stardom!

>> No.2953821

>>2953731
I'M COOMCERNIIIIIING!!

>> No.2953853

Well, all schizoposting and shitposting aside, we love you Bea.

>> No.2953872

Beatani, we (I anyway) want to know the deep Chihiro lore. Why is she such a bitch? Why did she trap you on XP hill? Where does she live so I can burn it down?

>> No.2953890

>>2953819
I want to delimb Chihiro and turn her into a living onaho

>> No.2953896

I hope the RFA stream didn't actually bother her. She was very cute and funny while teasing us

>> No.2953911

You better make another thread or I'll personally go to all your houses and kidnap Listener-chans to keep in my basement for my enjoyment.

>> No.2953926

eternal /yah/ thread.... onegai

>> No.2953964

Beatani love, now and forever!

>> No.2954015

Beatani's
Womb
Dusty

>> No.2954030

No dad no thread....

>> No.2954034

>One of my Skeb requests for a Bea drawing was approved
Hang in there silly bear.

>> No.2954041

>>2954034
based

>> No.2954114

Are we dead yet? Yeah I think we are.

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>> No.2954158

eien P11...

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>> No.2954198

>>2954114
All it takes to kill us is to create a new thread now

>> No.2954201

>>2954114
never die

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