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Maria
>literal Rosemie clone
>MASSIVE esl accent
>of fucking course she knows Chinese

Kyo
>Sounds like gay black guy
>no, really, he sounds like a fucking homosexual african american
>roommate is a complete nobody normalfag youtuber who gets like 4 digit views on his shitty normie content, how in gods name did this guy even apply for vtubing and how did he fucking get in???

Aia
>INCREDIBLY poorly drawn "lore video" that went on forever
>severe case of resting bitch voice
>vietnamese or some shit
>incredibly unfunny

Aster
>paid for a fucking soulless anime intro (oil baron much?)
>literal fucking tranny who does a "woman voice" on demand
>"subbies"

Scarle
>ISN'T EVEN FUCKING LATINA
>debuts on wifi, lags so hard she lost 30k viewers
>y'all y'all y'all y'all

Not gonna bother watching the guy.
What the FUCK is wrong with Nijisanji? How did this shitshow arise from "30.000 applications"?

>> No.29136408
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29136408

>>29135932
My wife is a bastion of divinity and perfection.

Also, something something publicly traded company something something policy changes something something investors.

>> No.29136475

Scarle is good, the rest is indeed a fucking shitshow

>> No.29136521

The funniest shit is the gay black dude.

>> No.29137086

>>29135932
>Maria
If the worst you've got on someone is "dey speak funny" and they're like Rosemi, then they're practically Spotless next to SelApex Legendsuki.

>> No.29137327

The only bad thing I can say about Maria is that she's Australian. The rest is garbage I agree.

>> No.29137369

>>29137086
She's addicted to apex and valorant

>> No.29137373

Scarle > Maria >>>> Aia > Aster >>>> Kyo

The first two are pretty much decent. Aia and Aster are flop level and Kyo is "what the fuck" tier

>> No.29137550

>>29135932
>debuts on wifi, lags so hard she lost 30k viewers
this gave me hope
>y'all y'all y'all y'all
this made me drop

>> No.29137589

>>29137373
>Aia
>not "what the fuck" tier

>> No.29137772

>>29135932
>>29135932
FIRE NIJIEN MANAGER AND RECRUITERS

>> No.29138019

>>29137772
Are their recruiters bad, or does simply nobody good apply to Manjisanji?

>> No.29138317

>>29135932
>>roommate is a complete nobody normalfag youtuber who gets like 4 digit views on his shitty normie content, how in gods name did this guy even apply for vtubing and how did he fucking get in???
Weren't you guys bitching about nepotism hires and them only going for really established people? This guy seems like a step away from that.

>> No.29138411

maria is a good waifu idunno what you guys are on about

>> No.29138524

>>29138317
Nobody has ever argued you shouldn't hire established people.
This gay nigger isn't even a weeb.

>> No.29138529

>>29138317
You've learned a valuable lesson today, newfriend-chama; never trust a word anyone on 4chan says.

>> No.29138858

>Jannies deleting threads laughing at the nijis
Does it hurt niji janny?

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>>29138858
yes

>> No.29141040

>>29138858
kek, based. About time the shoe was on the other foot.

>> No.29141505

Maria
>literal Rosemie clone

How is this bad I FUCKING LOVE ROSEMI

>> No.29142443

>>29135932
Fagoons don't watch anyone except for Selen, doesn't surprise me that you have no taste

>> No.29142519

>>29135932
>>Sounds like gay black guy
elaborate?

>> No.29143761

One of the worst gens/waves from any company, absolute trash.

>> No.29144124

>>29141505
>I like X so therefore someone shamelessly copying X is good
Who the fuck thinks like this??

>> No.29144841
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>>29135932
All the good ones got POACHED

>> No.29145522

Man if this is the peak of what they could pull from all those applications then the bar must be set terribly low. If you are an aspiring chuuba this should be a huge confidence boost for you. Every single one of these new talents suck

>> No.29145842

>>29135932
They're definitely all here and I sure hope they were warned how much /vt/ was gonna rail them. They're probably all crying together.

>> No.29145939

>>29135932
>>literal Rosemie clone
The world needs more Rosemis. Everyone should have their own personal Rosemi.

>> No.29145963

>>29135932
The same thing that happened to NijiJP is gonna happen to NijiEN, good luck baby

>> No.29146074
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29146074

>>29145842
At least one chuba in the new gen was built for colonizing.

>> No.29147062

>>29145963
what happened to JP

>> No.29147236

It's the difference between debuting a group roughly once a year and finding the best you possible can versus shitting out 30 people as quickly as possible and hoping three of them end up blowing up to carry the dead weight.

>> No.29147376

>>29145939
The pomufication era is over, now everyone will be rosemi

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>>29135932
>literal fucking tranny who does a "woman voice" on demand
He wasn't the first one who did this. Luca started it and is the only one that sounds convincing.

>> No.29148058

>>29135932
Because niji doesn't want to go back to doing the tried and tested tactic of picking up decent 2views and putting them on the bigger stage.

You know there are decent ones who would easily get picked up by holo or niji if they were committed to the grind. Instead, Niji signed up a whole load of fleshtubers, as did homostars.

>> No.29148285

>>29145522
this made me want to become a chuuba

>> No.29148435

>>29135932
https://streamable.com/p4e8g1
It gets worse.

>> No.29148507

>>29138019
It's the former because they clearly only looked at sub numbers

>> No.29148647

>>29135932
And yet all of them averaged 70K CCV which makes Holostars EN look like shit

>> No.29148669

>>29138019
They don't actually recruit, just find who has the biggest subs out of their applicants and plug them in

>> No.29148803

>>29147648
It's cause they're both VRChat trannies.

>> No.29148895
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>>29135932
>MASSIVE esl accent
not american = esl ???

>> No.29148939 [DELETED] 

I'm almost sure they're all generic youtubers that show their faces

>> No.29149083

>>29148647
Not really surprising when Nijisanji is a big company.

>> No.29149292 [DELETED] 

>>29148939
Maria is a Twitch streamer.

>> No.29149414
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>>29135932
SELEN I KNOW YOU ARE /HERE/ PLEASE MARRY ME I LOVE YOU SO MUCH, I THOUGHT ILUNA WAS FINE EXCEPT FOR ASTER

>> No.29149559

>>29149083
I have lost count on how many Niji fans actually thinking Anycolor is a smaller company than Cover.

>> No.29149690 [DELETED] 

>>29148647
Nijiniggers are getting cocky

>> No.29149766

>>29135932
>holofingers typed this post.

>> No.29149875

>>29135932
why the starsen boys ain't applying to nijien instead fuck, they'll get better number in nijien, why WHY are they applying to stars instead fuckk

>> No.29149976

>>29135932
ichikara... why????

>> No.29149999

>>29149559
NijiEN is smaller than holoEN, just a year ago, wave 1,2,3 debut with only 15k views

>> No.29150002

>>29135932
Scarle’s wifi connection was killing my sides.

>> No.29150094

>>29135932
That shit actually hurt my soul.

>> No.29150334

>>29150002
Yeah the lag was rather nasty. I left the stream after the second time it happened

>> No.29150463

>>29135932
Holofag hands typed this post

>> No.29151054

>>29135932
I love you Selen!

>> No.29151307

Scarle was the only one that had some soul instead of being yet another generic mass produced safe apex minecrafter but she was too laggy and her tastes are not for me. Good sistuber for fujos I guess.
But on a whole Iluna is a bust

>> No.29151519

>>29144841
TELL ME OF THE FISHMAN
WHAT IS HIS SECRETS?!

>> No.29152014

>>29151519
Hire sad, autistic girls.

>> No.29152336

>>29135932
>MASSIVE esl accent

Hot

>> No.29152721

>>29148895
Whaaat?? English isn't exclusive to the USA??? b-but America N° 1!! What do you mean other countries speak it as well?!

>> No.29152774

>>29147062
They take the shotgun approach and are fine with having dozens of talents who can't make 20k subs as long as they land a decent one here and there.

>> No.29153287

>>29145522
It’s quite the opposite. This just shows that they care a lot about how big your past life numbers are, so anyone who doesn’t have numbers shouldn’t even bother, no matter how good or talented they are.

>> No.29153680

Why did Scarle have to turn out to be the biggest fucking fujo going.
I can live with her not being a real latina mommy but dios mio those fucking tastes in everything.

>> No.29153711

>>29153287
Pretty much it shows niji management are the most tryhard numberfags imaginable, they were hoping for another Gura effect only went with an entire gen of high-sub people completely COMPLETELY regardless of if actually had good chops to be a vtuber or not.

>> No.29153817

>>29135932
>Maria
>no real criticism
Seems good to me. Another Rosemi, sure, but that's not a bad thing.
>Kyo
>sounds gay, black, American
Is American, white and straight tho. HUGE mismatch between voice and design: he looks cool, but that voice...
>Aia
>(resting) bitch (is just a bitch)
But there's an audience there, especially if it's more limited. As for SJW-ness, for some reason I don't think it will be a problem. Finana, I know, I know, but I'm not really worried.
>Aster
>probably actually a tranny
The least memorable of the batch, tho not the worst. Another member, I guess...
>Scarle
>best girl
>bad WiFi
If her WiFi doesn't always suck, she'll be the best member in the gen.
>Other Guy (forgot his name)
He debuted with an original song, "Blue Sugar" (I think), which was poppy more so than idolly. Not as bad as the other two "men" from this gen, fits in more with Luxiem/Noctyx types.

>> No.29153831

Lmao You have nothing against Maria

>> No.29154614

>>29135932
I am not Phase shill, I swear. But their new gen is unironicaly miles better, and I only watch one of them

>> No.29154730

>>29154614
Is it Erina? She seemed good.

>> No.29154739

>>29152014
sounds about the perfect formula for winning chubba. Remember holojp and yagoo's home for broken girls?

>> No.29154821

>>29149999
He is talking about money you retard. Niji has more money, but they spend it on numbers instead of quality

>> No.29154900

You guys are trying too hard

>> No.29154963

>>29154730
I watch Airi, I like her DS streams

>> No.29155029
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I like her voice, I'm probably gonna hate her content, have to wait and see

>> No.29155194

>>29154614
I saw that they got a cute loli, do any of them play fun games and stuff?

>> No.29155263

>>29135932
>Quantity over Quality.
Gee I wonder.

>> No.29155318

>>29152774
then niji management begins favoring the winners and then everyone else begins to eat each other alive as per bullysanji. They're already making nijien the luxiemshow despite several waves in front of them.

>> No.29155411

god she must be so fucking horny all the time from the constant otome shit, imagine the aroma of her gushing unwashed fujo pussy I would lick it clean

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>>29135932
>holocuckholds desperately false flagging to cope with their dying branch

>> No.29155695

I know nobody will believe me after the statement I'm about to make, but I am not a NijiEN hater. I've actually been following them since Lazulight and consider myself a fan.

---BUT---

What I just watched are the 6 worst vtuber debuts I have ever seen from a major corporation. It was an unmitigated disaster. I will not be watching any of them ever again.

>> No.29155720

Half of them never learnt how to speak to an audience.
Just recently came across an indie 2view shit talking bad debuts and commentating her own botched debut then I see niji debuts on the same level. Literal 2view tier

>> No.29155729

>>29135932
Maria is cute but yeah, the wave as a whole is a fucking joke. Unfortunately, the modern Nijisanji audience consists of braindead faggots and fujoshis who slurp this shit up.
I've been with them since Lazulight's debut and I've progressively lost interest with each wave after Obsydia.
Luckily Phase Connect is just as good as early NijiEN without the extra baggage.

>> No.29155835

>>29153817
>As for SJW-ness, for some reason I don't think it will be a problem
Maybe not, but it is an instant dealbreaker for me if true. My patience for these people ran dry a long time ago, and I have no desire to support them. I didn't watch her debut, however, so I will withhold judgement until I figure out what the SJW accusations are actually referring to.

>> No.29155919

>>29155729
Ethyria was the beginning of the end. It's all been downhill since that wave.

>> No.29155969

>>29148895
American accent is ESL anyway anon.

>> No.29155993
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>>29135932
Nijibeggars are getting way more shameless now.

>> No.29156049

And look forward to 3 more new waves before the end of the year!

>> No.29156117

>>29155695
Low-tier bait holofag

>> No.29156154

>>29153711
I hope this gen flops so fucking hard so they go back to hiring competent people in the next one. I don’t care if they find the tiniest 1-view chuuba nobody on earth has even heard about, I just need them to be good.

>> No.29156211
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>>29153817
Now that the dust has settled, I see Iluna as a free DLC pack that adds extra characters to the other waves.

Aia > Lazulight
Maria > Obsydia
Scarle > Ethyria
Ren > Luxiem
Kyo & Aster > Noctyx

Their archetypes and styles may be all over the place, but at a glance they do seem to have more synergy with the other gens than each other. Not a bad thing, mind you. Bolstering the current roster actually seems preferable to having yet another standalone gen dividing people's time and attention. And with Banana supposedly deep-frying herself, the beleaguered Lazulight seems like it could really use my wife's presence.

>> No.29156410

>>29154614
I really thought Panko was going to be the week link, because outside of the loli thing, she seem boring, but I guess that must have just been first stream nerves. The Caliber of the talent for gen2 is easily better than what Niji just shat out, though I did almost gag seeing Remi's fridge.

>> No.29156418

>>29155993
Magni is a legit unityfag and overall fan of all Vtubers in general, even the ones that /vt/ hates with a passion. Furthermore he’s established enough that I don’t think he’s gonna roll over for management since even if they fire him he’ll be fine. He is not the norm and they shouldn’t expect this level of interaction from anyone else.

>> No.29156503

>>29155835
She's a "challenging gender norms" type. Nothing that I would bother about personally but you would think male vtuber fans would give a pass to a woman who thinks men should be allowed to enjoy non masculine things.

>> No.29156561

https://youtu.be/lD1Nil9U9A4

debut redemption

>> No.29156630

>>29156211
>Aia
>Lazulight
Please, Aia is peak Ethyria material

>> No.29156720

>>29156117
Uh huh

Deep down you know what I said is true

>> No.29156831

>>29155695
You're right, I don't believe you

>> No.29156891

>>29147236
>find the best you possibly can
They need better talent scouts then!

>> No.29156944

>>29156561
> No sexy latin accent
Fuck...
> I didn't feel like doing a lore video
BASED

>> No.29156977

>>29156561
Thanks man!

>> No.29157056

>>29155993
I hate Cover with a passion but I will kneel if Magni finally breaks the EN collab barrier

>> No.29157242

>>29135932
Maria is cute and I don't want the other EN members corrupting her. Pls collab only with girls like Rosemi. Also why did anyone care about the generic shitskin design in the first place?

>> No.29157243

>>29151307
It's Aia who is for fujosisters, not Scarle. Scarle is for femcels and yumesisters, leaning more onto being the relatable coomer fem.

t. yume

>> No.29157258

>>29157056
Mag is not the hero deserve. But the hero we need.

>> No.29157329

As a black and native of mexico man I don't like Scarle talkin about the exact ethnicity. Just say latina and be done with it. No cheap points woman.

>> No.29157348

>>29157056
Fuuchan and Vesper are more likely to collab. They interact sometimes on twitter.

Considering Vesper is youknowwho, I wouldn't be surprised if they were both friends in the PL

>> No.29157416

>Scarle betrayed her pinoy accent

NIjiPH letsgooo

>> No.29157425

>>29156561
>tries to speak spanish
>fails in using the correct words
>admits she only knows enough to talk to her spanish speaking relatives
ok. yeah. she shouldn't try to speak spanish.

>> No.29157451

>>29156503
Meh. I wouldn't even count that as SJW.
>>29156561
>getting humiliated so badly in your debut stream that you have to do a redemption stream 90 minutes later
I would just end it at this point.

>> No.29157465

HAHAHA poor girl. Debut 2 stream already lagging her.

>> No.29157621

>>29157348
Who is Vesper? I know nothing about their PLs

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>>29157329
>black and native of mexico
>un indio negro
a la verga

>> No.29157767

>>29155194
Rei is playing way too many storydriven RPGs (Cyberpunk, Omori, Bioshock) but she's really fun and her cursed fanfiction stream today was good.
Erina does a lot of Zatsu stuff with the usual games for that, but Hollow Knight is her big game right now.
Shiina's two consistent games right now are Witcher 3 and OFF, but she's been jumping around a bunch of other games.
Remi is retarded so she plays cooking sims, power washing simulator, and Euro truck driver simulator all while regaling chat with stories of her towering intellect that usually end with her being in the hospital. Her most recent Twitter space was her cleaning out her fridge after getting food poisoning so badly she had to be hospitalized.
Airi is mostly playing dark souls.
Panko has mostly been playing "normal" vtuber games with Resident Evil 2 being her only series so far.

>> No.29157924

>>29157329
ask her if she knows 5 de mayo, thats the easiest way to detect a fake latino

>> No.29158021

>>29157739
Don't tell me being "mixed" with Spaniard is better. It's not.

>> No.29158041

>>29153711
The baffling part is that they are numberfags, but they mainly went after some people with dead subs. It’s like they chose people that weren’t streamers to begin with.

>> No.29158053
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>>29156630
Anon, Lazulight is currently just Elira and Pomu. Without a third member, you might as well transfer Pomu to Obsydia (the de facto "scrappy" gen) and assign Elira to Ethyria as well. Granted, that could work too. But it'd basically be the end of the Lazulight brand.

>> No.29158099

>>29157767
I watched their debuts and even though a few just screamed "generic vtuber" they had a lot of polish
I just worry they'll get influenced by Pippa into pandering /here/

>> No.29158214

>>29157329
>As a black and native of mexico
Uhhh...
Is anyone else going to tell him?

>> No.29158224

>>29156503
I couldn't care less about whether I agreed with her political views. I just don't want to tune in to a Niji stream to be preached to about "identity, autonomy, and sexuality" like I'm back in high school English class. If she's decided to make it her mission to regularly spew political bullshit in her main content, then she may have higher yab potential than Finana.

Personally, I'll give her a chance because her views seem relatively tame and I kinda enjoy the way she talks. I'm ready to jump ship the moment she starts using the platform as her personal soap box.

>> No.29158228

>>29157924
There many latino's who don't speak Spanish. I'm one of em. Parents refused to speak it around me because they wanted to learn English off me but they sure as hell spoke to each other using it. I can ask her but I ain't gonna expose my user name to 4chan asking it on youtube.

>> No.29158315

>>29156211
>>29156630
I fully expect Aia and Pomu to shit on eachh other and eventually have real drama

>> No.29158327

>>29158214
Tell what?

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>>29158214
I think he means he's half black half indian.

>> No.29158414

>>29156561
>only 12k watching
sad

>> No.29158444

>>29144841
They really did, bless fishman for this angel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Put8rIciVnM

>> No.29158468

>>29158315
I hope they have sex

>> No.29158611

>>29158414
How? Regular Nijisanji girls been getting 2-5 k. I'm even including Enna and Selen. I don't expect these numbers once the curious go away.

>> No.29158966

>>29135932
This gen is a 1/6. Maria is the only one worth watching. It all went downhill after that. If they all graduated tomorrow I wouldn't care. See you in 3 months for the next wave.

>> No.29159120

>>29158021
The “mixing” is way over exaggerated anyway. Prior to the revolution 60% of the population spoke Indian languages

>> No.29159342

>>29135932
>How did this shitshow arise from "30.000 applications"?
your question is your answer
thats probably 29k applications coming from streamers/youtubers that only got to know nijiEN post luxiem

>> No.29159368

4chan getting lag. This is payback for making fun of Scarle's wifi!

>> No.29159402

>>29135932
What about the horned guy?

>> No.29159641

>>29158228
Fake latino, chicanito

>> No.29159678

>>29135932
This is the content and personalities that zoomers have been conditioned to enjoy.

>> No.29159764

>>29158228
You are not Latino, chicano

>> No.29159791

Last guy is literally wolfiechu’s husband

>> No.29159847

>>29157621
orc bro

>> No.29160018

>>29158397
So filipinos?

>> No.29160107

>>29136408
Im convinced its a tranny by tweets alone.
>muh pronoun shit
>im gay memes
Artemis all over again

>> No.29160188

>aster
>english only
based white boy

>> No.29160301

New niji wave has no talent?
Just like 90% of homoEN
Wow they arent so different after all anons

>> No.29160307

>>29135932
They only looked at the numbers and filtered out the rest.

>> No.29162208

KILL NOOR

>> No.29165668

I feel like management has gone completely insane. Hiring literal trannies and SJWs... And people who aren't even weeb.

>> No.29165821

Troonjisanji

>> No.29166069

>>29135932
Someone in management needs to drop a "How do we improve" post stat and hope people bite and give them feedback to save this. Outside of the first girl and the last dude everyone else did something that was legitimately offensive in their debuts that needs to be stopped asap.

>> No.29166422

>>29160107
I want artemis to suckle on the deepest part of my unwashed anus

>> No.29167246

>>29135932
I mean, did you really expect anything different from nijiCN?

>> No.29168137

>30,000

>> No.29168977

>>29158966
Why watch Maria when Rosemi exists?

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NIJINIGGERS STATUS?

>> No.29169433

>>29168977
New toy costume

>> No.29170984

>>29153287
It's nothing new
NijiJP recruits that way actually
They like to recruit people with existing fame
I supposed they are hoping that the fanbase of the chuubas PL would follow the chuubas

>> No.29171287

>>29153287
The gay nigger was a literalwho

>> No.29172534

Shameful display by Normiesanji

>> No.29172605

>>29135932
Ok time to filter this image. It's the same holobrony falseflagger all the time.

>> No.29172685

>>29162208
>>29165668
>>29165821
>>29168137
Why do SEAfags love to bump nijianti threads from page 10 throughout the night?

>> No.29172774

I'll give scarle a chance since she is happy to pander to tiddy monster appreciators like myself

>> No.29172968

Scarle's debut was so sad and tacky

Only liked Maria so far, maybe a bit of Ren as well. His original was better than Iluna's song lol idk so much autotune made me so sad, song was fine without their voices

>> No.29173019

>>29169163
To be honest, I've been a PhaseCuck that happens to watch Pomu for months now

>> No.29173265

>>29135932
One of em going to talk about religion, pride and socials issues. We lose holobros....

>> No.29173411 [DELETED] 

>>29172685
Everyone on the planet hates ChinkjiManji

>> No.29175364

>>29153287
Remember for about a year some cunt spammed a daily thread going
>YOU SHOULDN'T APPLY TO HOLOSTARS THEY ONLY WANT HUGE CHANNELS WHO SHOULDN'T APPLY EITHER
Only for Stars to be a bunch of nobodies, that instantly click with the audience. Meanwhile Niji numbrfags and at best get poor knockoffs of what they already have. Just for both to be getting 10k post-debut streams.

>> No.29175577

>>29175364
Axel's PL had like 1k subs
They definitely rejected big shots who didn't fit their vision

>> No.29175619

>>29175364
Magni's roommate is probably bigger than any NijiEN to be fair. But yeah the others are pretty much literalwhos. Cover's talent scouting has always been fascinating. They do sometimes go for big numbers but sometimes they also just dig out some absolute literalwho hidden gem.

>> No.29175927

>>29158228
I'm pretty sure that what he was getting at is that Americans think Cinco de Mayo is an important holiday for Latinos but actual Latinos couldn't care less about it.

>> No.29176010

>>29135932
Nice cope thread, holobrony, they blew your shitty males out of the water

>> No.29176745

>>29158053
God I want to hatefuck her

>> No.29176859

>>29168977
Rosemi doesn't stream 24/7. That said, Maria's schedule is complete garbage for my timezone, so I'll have to check out vods instead.

>> No.29177256

>>29158053
Can't wait for Enna to rape correct her.

>> No.29177526

>Australia is now an ESL country
You learn something new everyday.

>> No.29177893

>>29177526
She's a fucking chinese immigrant or some shit, her accent isn't even remotely Australian

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>>29148895
British English is the only proper accent.

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>>29176745
My wife will become the patron saint of /pol/posting on /vt/. Gentlemen, be sure to hit Twitter and load up on white bitch fanart. Purple woman's time has passed. We're now entering the era of smugposting.

>> No.29179691

>>29137589
Even bigger disappointment than scarle. Love the design but she’s annoying and insufferable

>> No.29179921

>>29135932
This.
I'll give Maria and Scarle (if she tones down with this y'all) a watch tho, maybe they are good

>> No.29180055

>>29172685
It's the identity of SE* D*GS. And the mod endorses these garbage anti threads

>> No.29180291

>>29168977
Why watch Rosemi when she became lazy as fuck about everything after quitting her job?

>> No.29180545

>>29173411
Just like how everyone on the planet hates you SEAmonkeys.

>> No.29180707

>>29152774
That isn't why they hire people though. They offer support and management for helping with sponsors and you earn your upkeep otherwise. The majority of people in JP see vtubing as a side gig and not their main profession, which is most of them don't care about taking extended breaks like Sukoya to focus on their actual careers, since the loss of viewership is inconsequential to them.

>> No.29180851

>>29135932
>Sounds like gay black guy
Why do people say this is a bad thing when Vesper also sounds like a gay black guy?

>> No.29181063

>>29180851
Vesper sounds neither gay nor black what the fuck is wrong with you.

>> No.29181078

>>29135932
>i hate my life so much that i can't enjoy anything anymore, and i always look for the worst in everything.

>> No.29181311

>>29181063
/vt/ and tourists are so fucking stupid and ignorant that they have no idea what an actual black person is. They only get it off of brainwashed media and entertainment. I regular black person from Africa or America, etc is a non existent unicorn to them.

>> No.29181393

>>29181311
>A* regular
Sorry typo.

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>>29181078
OP simply hasn't found a wife worthy of his affection. If he keeps looking, I'm sure that one day...he'll find the one he's looking for.

>> No.29182491

>>29175577
>Axel's PL had like 1k subs
who?

>> No.29182716

>>29158053
>Lazulight is currently just Elira and Pomu.
Anon...

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>>29182716
In your heart of hearts, you know it's true.

>> No.29183290

Nijisanji feels like highschool. Both in how the talents act and how the communities act.

>> No.29183548

>>29180055
sex dogs?

>> No.29183616

>>29136521
>the gay black dude
holy retard, batman

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>>29183290
Maybe the ones most in need of an education...were the Nijisanji vtubers themselves.

>> No.29183670

Real talk a sec, how were Maria and Ren's debuts? Those two + Scarle were the only ones I were interested in and I already know Scarle had scuffed ass wifi.

>> No.29183703

The debuts were legitimately awful. The only one I somewhat enjoyed was Aia and she will be an SJW anyway

>> No.29183826

>>29183670
Maria was pretty good overall even if she is just Rosemi 2.0
Ren Ì had to turn off the stream from cringe when the first thing he did was show off his original song that was maximum "gay korean boyband member" style

>> No.29184125

>>29135932
You could literally and unironically make a much better gen just by poaching from phase and tsunderia, not to mention the other small corpos. I don't know how these shitters got in.

>> No.29184233

>>29181063
4chan is so obsessed with blacks that just a deep voice is enough to set them off, sad honestly.

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>>29183703
My wife is and will always be a bastion of divinity and perfection.

>> No.29184842

>>29184418
I unironically liked her lore video, but its hard to judge what kind of personality she’ll have during her stream. You could tell she read a script she wrote for her entire debut.
For me she’s the biggest wildcard of the wave. She could be amazing or she could be pure cringe Reddit.

>> No.29185336

>>29135932
Kyo will 100% get himself graduated when he creeps on someone a little too hard in dms

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>>29184842
She'll be pure and saintly, as befitting my expectations.

>> No.29186126

>>29185336
Im excited. The more waves they accelerate, the more the chance that at least one Nijisanji member will be exposed to be a creep. And the allegations will fly. Twitlongers titled (about _____), discord logs. Tears shed amongst the talents. Can't wait.

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>>29186126
My wife will purge the unworthy, while purifying saints and sinners alike.

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>>29135932
stfu

>> No.29186399

Another holo cope thread. It's afraid.

>> No.29186580

>>29135932
>>of fucking course she knows Chinese
It's funny that niji is "gay chinese people" now.

>> No.29186710

>>29185336
Kyo is still a teenager. Someone will be canceled for creeping on HIM

>> No.29186780

>>29186126
based dramafag

>> No.29186807

>>29135932
>Purple dragon image
>Dumbest shit you've ever read
It's incredibly consistent

>> No.29186923

Iluna has Hololive scared. They know their boys flopped hard, and Iluna had the largest debut in EN history. It's going to be hilarious in a few weeks when the Holoboys are 3view and everyone in Iluna is 4k+

>> No.29186927

>>29182716
>3 view being part of Lazulight
No she lost her status as a lazulight member, her fucking cover has 140k views after 9 days

>> No.29187012

>>29186580
gay, chinese, vwhorejo-like SJWs (who also can't keep their mouth shut about their views). Lazulight initially was the most professional wave in that regard. Pomu still is at least

>> No.29187200

>>29187012
Nah, Finana has always been SJWhore tier. If anything the most professional gen is Obsydia.

>> No.29187205

>>29136475
>Carried by G cups
Why the fuck would we care about her bra size anyway?
> My sexuality is my talent
Jfc

>> No.29187479

>watch debut for the girls

>maria
>cute, rosemi like
>tried her best and was probably best girl

>Aia
>wanted to like her, but she came off as insufferable and had SJW hints in her debut? Why would she think that would a good thing?

>Scarle
>lag symbol should be her permanent mark
>kinda felt meh after all the twitter teasing
>tfw no latina oneesan type with heavy accent

>> No.29187769

>>29187200
>Finana has always been SJWhore tier
I guess she might have been, never watched her. I'm probably biased due to only watching Pomu, since she avoids anything socio-political for the most part. The most SJW I've seen her is when she talked about Notch together with Selen as if he's some giga-controversial figure

>> No.29187925

>>29187769
Wait, selen is sjw too?

>> No.29188033

>>29173019
based tastes

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>>29187925

>> No.29188379

>>29187925
saying Notch is controversial is not much of a loaded statement to be honest.
fuck him for stealing infiniminer
t.had minecraft since the indev build

>> No.29188971

>>29188379
never knew about infiniminer
wonder how he feels

>> No.29189121

I wish Rosemi was a bigger vtuber so she would bully Maria for stealing her shtick and we could finally have some really fucking drama and not playground kiddie rust shit.

>> No.29189602

>>29188971
Notch's story is kind of a bumpy road
>made some other 3D game I dont remember right now
>after that he used to post his project, "minecraft", on /v/ very early on, initially it was well received
>infiniminer clone controversy
>ghosts /v/ except for the "hi /v/" prompt that the microsoft wokes removed later on
>people on /v/ keep getting fed up with his constant vacations (he even took vacations of vacations), many memes came from that. Also when he wasnt on vacations he was doing shitty updates like one block or doors or shit like that
>Jeb and others join
>Updates get better for a while, until it all starts slowing down again
>Notch sells Minecraft to Microsoft and cucks Jeb and the team out of money
>minecraft team seething at Notch
>Microsoft does basically nothing with Minecraft, just some ports and editions
>content updates still slow
>Notch is millonaire now, buys a meme-mansion with candy dispensers and shit
>some normalfag rich guys go to his mansion for parties, he's too much of an autist to fit in
>golddigger gf leaves him
>alone, dedicates himself to autistically post on twitter and troll a bit
>from time to time tweets based tweets that annoy SJWs
and here we are

>> No.29189696

>>29187479
>tfw no latina oneesan type with heavy accent
There are no latinas that fit the oneesan archetype.

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>>29135932
NijiEN for me died after Obsydian.

>> No.29189777

>>29187479
Maria seems great.

Not sure about Aia but DnD streams could save her.

Scarle was fun in her post debut gorilla. She's not for me but I can see her being very popular.

>> No.29189817

>>29189759
>obsydian
ogey holocuck

>> No.29189943

>>29189759
Unironically true. Luxiem ruined everything.

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>>29187925
Anon, women are women. Just put that revelation in a box, wrap a couple rubber bands around it so that it neither escapes nor becomes impossible to access, and place it in your mental attic while watching vtubers. It's about the illusion, not the reality.

>> No.29190261

>>29189979
She ruined the illusion for me. I just wanted a shameless lesbo and she made my confront the reality that alot of them are a bit cuckoo.

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>>29190261
>shameless lesbo
>alot of them are a bit cuckoo
Anon...those two things go hand in hand.

>> No.29190757

>>29190597
Yeah, but nijiJPs can sell me that illusion and exclude the cuckoo part.
Why'd crossick have to die?

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It must suck when little fish company Phase Connect has better debuts than global industry leader Nijisanjii

>> No.29191197

>>29189759
/b/unished /b/omu...

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>>29190757
>Why'd crossick have to die?
Supposedly because it was so fake and hollow they abandoned the bit.

>> No.29192123

Hope this is the wave that'll bring in the disease that is "proship vs anti-ship" discourse. Scarle would totally talk about how hot she thinks two brothers making out is.

>> No.29193121

>>29171287
he still had a bunch of subs

>> No.29193298

>>29144124
me. problem?

>> No.29193495

>>29156503
there's nothing gender norm-breaking about guys liking non-masculine things anymore. you've been brainwashed if you think that's what they mean by that term these days. in 2022 they're referring to "men can also be pregnant" and shit like that.

>> No.29193579

>>29192123
alright listen dude i know we're on 4chan but i wouldn't wish that upon the dude i hate the most

>> No.29193819

>>29192123
Anti-ship are like anti- most other things. They usually just don't want other people or even themselves to have any fun.

>> No.29194607

>>29189602
Living proof that no amount of money can ever cure autism/social anxiety.

>> No.29194915

>>29194607
But it can get you laid and make your life comfortable.

>> No.29194997

>>29135932
You didn't even bring up how Maria is dating/married and Aia is lesbian, which are their biggest demerits.

>> No.29195054

>>29170984
There are enough Livers who's past life has not been revealed or who are literally whos. Their JP scouting is much better and different.

>> No.29195167

>>29194915
Sex without love is just a slightly better alternative to masturbation.
Living comfortably is certainly nice, but you'll eventually become miserable if you let your life become too easy.

>> No.29195187

>>29194997
Maria is dating?

>> No.29195275

>>29194607
Rich people are just stupid about money.
He should have gotten the traditional 3-4 bedroom house, and just coasted with it like I would.
After I fix my gacha accounts with a fuckton of whaling though

>> No.29195351

>>29195187
Gotta love how that's your biggest takeaway from Anon's post, not the fact he's using Vtubing as a dating app.

>> No.29195438

>>29194997
But it is NijiEN tho. Them having boyfriends or girlfriends is the norm now. Those sluts and mansluts just can't keep their legs closed.

>> No.29195513

>>29195167
Piss off. Having a hole to fuck and a warm body pillow is better than loneliness and solitude. Likewise, comfort and wealth allow you to pursue the challenges you actually prefer to take on instead of being motivated solely by the crack of reality's whip.

>> No.29195630

>>29135932
>"subbies"
wtf?

>> No.29195739

>see aster model before debut
>dick is diamond for days
>debut happens and he starts showing his personality through conversation
>most boring shit imaginable, completely soft penis
ok that’s it if anything this debut wave has me convinced I let my dick think for me way too much. don’t get me wrong every time I at least look at aster I wanna put an ass baby in him but his rm is unfortunately boring as fuck. trash normie taste too doesnt help
ya I’m gonna have to jot a mental note down to stop thinking with my dick during these debuts

>> No.29195889

>>29195513
>comfort and wealth allow you to pursue the challenges you actually prefer to take on
True, but very few people are actually capable of doing this without an extrinsic incentive.

>> No.29196009

>>29194997
I honestly don't care about Aia's sexual preferences or her SJW talk, but her voice and way to talk does not fit her model. She sounds like a smartass bitchy Asian, while her character should be mature, loving and caring with yandere tendencies.

>> No.29196189

>>29195889
On the other hand, the ones who are don't always wind up doing well in life due to a variety of other circumstances. What's your point?

>> No.29197276

>>29135932
I can't wait to see which SEAtuber will have lower viewers the reigning Hmong champion or the inclusive Vietnamese new comer

>> No.29197699

>>29196189
My point is mainly just that money is worthless if it doesn't help you pursue meaningful relationships and fulfilling challenges.
Most people that suddenly end up rich don't seem to understand this and end up miserable as a result.

>> No.29197706

>>29153817
>Finana

What makes her an SJW? The trap comment?

>> No.29197881

>>29197706
That and the fact that she was groomed by discord trannies. It's rather sad.

>> No.29198069

>>29197881
Don't discord troons like traps though?

>> No.29198250

>>29197706
She's not really an sjw, but the twitterfags and vshojo are trying to brainwash her into one.

>> No.29198328

>>29198250
Shame that's she should just spend her time here if she's going to live on the internet.

>> No.29198866

>>29197699
That's because wealth is ultimately something people luck into, not something doled out to those who have dreams they'd like to pursue.

>> No.29199041

>>29156561
This girl, if it is a girl, sounds like the most generic 18-20 something I've heard out of a corpo EN. I was told to expect some spice here, yet she's as white as her model, who is somehow still whiter than debut Irys, and a blander personality. Hard pass...totally wasted model.

>> No.29199199

>>29158611
More people watching the debuts with the success of the first gens. The numbers will probably go down by the end of the week

>> No.29199477

>>29184125
> tsunderia and cyberlive, the two terribly managed, dying small corpo on their last legs, manage to pull great girls out of thin air for their last gen.
> prism, while being deep in NFT gambling debt, pull out good gen 4 before manage to sell to Sony
> kawaii digs up great hags from all corners of the world from 1 views streamers, non-streamer, to technical/music talents. I hope the new gen will be good as well.
> phase, even with "my boyfriend" girl in their line up, have a great debut

>> No.29199986

>>29198866
>wealth is ultimately something people luck into
Luck is only a factor for viral marketing.

>> No.29200254

>>29199477
Informed attributes are irrelevant. Vtubing is about showing, not telling.
>>29199986
Circumstances beyond one's control define everything important in a person's life. You can tell someone's a narcissist if they disagree.

>> No.29200555

>>29139184
qrd of the towa pic?

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>>29200254
>moving the goalpost
>ad hominem for good measure

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>>29200602
I'm not the original anon the first quoted post replied to. I just slide into threads and hit up whoever I want.

>> No.29201688

>ITT holobronies upset at how badly Tempus got crushed.
And the mogging will continue, they will crush tempus in superchats, they will crush tempus in subs and they will reach milestones holo males can only dream off.

Maybe you guys should have spent more time shilling the holo boys instead of making shitty memes.

>> No.29201715

Maria is the only one this gen who sounds good. But why has there been so much Off Topic Phasefag shilling?

>> No.29201741

>>29180707
>which is most of them don't care about taking extended breaks like Sukoya to focus on their actual careers, since the loss of viewership is inconsequential to them.
lol, why even become a vtuber at all then. Fucking retarded ass agency

>> No.29201925

>>29135932
Oh Dragoon , the species shitposting everything on this board

>> No.29202490

Scarle's voice is so fucking recognizable but i can't put a pulse on it, and it's driving me insane

>> No.29202577

>>29201715
ex-holos unicorns became ex-niji unicorns and now they are not phase-connect shills

>> No.29203195

>>29202577
That's retarded. Why would someone be a unicorn for holo before niji

>> No.29204274

>>29135932
I want to fuck Aster

>> No.29205190

>>29137327
Australian isn't real idiot, neither is Maria. They're lying to you

>> No.29205195

>>29135932
Scarle wasn't bad she had problems but she took it like a champ

>> No.29206548

>>29181078

Aha you have discovered 4chan, good luck

>> No.29210922

>>29135932
imagine being a nijikek
couldn't be me

>> No.29211349

>>29187925
She's a furry with a diaper fetish while living in Canada. Why wouldn't she be?

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>>29200555
schizo who was obsessed with her did a cum tribute
the OP response is even better

>> No.29212170

>>29148647
Yeah, but which is more entertaining? Numbers rot your brain.

>> No.29212654

Seriously though why is like 3/4 of niji en chinese?

>> No.29212717

>>29175577
>people thought Axel was gonna be a 1 million subscriber Aussie singer
>he actually turned out to be a nobody and the other guy ended up in Niji
You can't make this shit up

>> No.29214153

>>29155435
>I CANT STREAM MY CERVIX HORT
vshoujolite haha

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>>29201688

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>>29214153
Real vtubers show up to work anyway...at least a couple times a month.

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