/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

[Anonymous No.]

Be genuine, how old are you faggots?

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>>2891951
20

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29

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>>2891951
28

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30

now kill yourself op

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10

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21
i primarily enjoy hagtubers

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>>2891951
25

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26

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24

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>>2891951
25

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>>2891951
25

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>>2892054
inb4 underage b&

[Anonymous No.]

28 soon

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19

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>>2891951
37

[Anonymous No.]

26, moved from /fit/ to /vt/....how far I have fallen.

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>>2891951
Younger than my oshi, that's all that matters

[Anonymous No.]

20 but I look like a 14 year old.

[Anonymous No.]

30. I have multiple graduate degrees and a real gf I just love these stupid youtube girls.

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>>2891951
27

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>>2891951
25

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>>2892016
>20
>>2892037
>29
>>2892040
>28
>>2892051
>30
>>2892072
>21
>>2892073
>25
>>2892080
>26
>>2892104
>24
>>2892106
>25
>>2892124
>25
>>2892151
>28
>>2892222
>19
>>2892250
>37
>>2892286
>28
>>2892475
>20
>>2892513
>30
>>2892571
>27
>>2892607
>25
avg age so far 25.944

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>>2891951
30

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>>2892675
could we be one of the oldest demographics on the chan?

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33

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>>2892763
I can't speak for everyone, but I came from /jp/ and I'm pretty sure we were the oldest on average. Could be why

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>>2892151
imagine being a 28 year old OL in Japan knowing that there are other 28 year olds making 4x-5x their salary just playing an anime girl on youtube...

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>>2892751
if you're really 30, why do you have a zoomer meme in your hard drive? only i'm supposed to get those.
>>2892286
not an illogical progression frankly

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>>2892763
>we
>on the chan

[Anonymous No.]

30 in a week.
Not entirely sure why I haven't killed myself yet.

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23

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>>2892858
How do you think I feel bro, I wanted to be an artist/writer but had to get a normal job. Now people are selling NFTs of grey pixels for thousands of dolllars and I'm working overtime every week

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>>2891951
Too old to be watching stupid weeb shit.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm as old as Korone.

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>>2892918
Better?

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>>2891951
54 with Shion as my Oshi.

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>>2892918
>why do you have a zoomer meme
I just like Marine and Marine accessories.

[Anonymous No.]

>this many people over 30
Are you guys oldfags or did you come here recently?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2892933
you want wizard powers don't you anon

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>>2892974
>NFTs being sold for tens of thousands
>i'm glad if my art doesn't get stolen by bots on twitter and reposted to instagram a billion times
the world ain't fair anon....

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>>2891951
19

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>>2893027
I've been here since '04.

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24

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>>2893027
I was here before /m/ was a thing.

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>>2891951
20.
>>2892072
same

[Anonymous No.]

Average age here

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>>2893027
been here since 06-07.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2893027
Been here on various boards since late 2006.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2892974
Just start doing something. I'm not gonna sit here and pretend it's not too late, you probably have missed your best chances but that doesn't mean you should just lie down and rot. Do shit you enjoy in your free time and don't forget your hobbies. Maybe try doing creative shit and putting it out there. If your job prevents you from that because it's too exhausting, look for a less shit job. Also start lifting or bodyweight exercise and cardio. You'll be less tired.

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>>2891951
Roughly Haachma's age, 19.

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24

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>>2893007
classic. hag-aged even.
>>2893013
if you count excessive belly fat as an accessory

[Anonymous No.]

>>2893027
I only found about this place 2 years ago because of someone.

[Anonymous No.]

31 but I still feel like I was 17 yesterday.

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>>2891951
>>2892072
21 and based

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>>2893266
everyone has belly fat, even people considered "healthy", anon. your posture can emphasize it even more as well, if you're slouching like Marine in the gif, you'll feel a gut too. stand up straight and it gets stretched out against your abs so it's less visible.

unless you're doing some serious cutting and dropping down to like 5% body fat and dehydrating yourself for an event, fat is natural.

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22

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>>2893346
This ain't the architecture thread anon.

[Anonymous No.]

34

I just want to feel any kind of love

[Anonymous No.]

Just turned 32. I've been posting on 4chan for nearly half of my life. Just remember that you're here forever.

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28
>>2893027
since 2010

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>>2893170
idk man, it's hard, even harder ever since I graduated and no longer got to interact with professors who would actually give me good advice.
Every day when I get home I'm too tired to do anything. Even simple things become too much of a chore. Doesn't help that I'm on the inside I'm essentially still a NEET shut in with no self esteem.
I will try and lurk /fit/ some more though cause I feel like if I don't get out of this rut soon I seriously will die. Maybe then Nene will notice me

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24

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>>2893592
Best of luck, man. We're all gonna make it.

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>>2891951
20

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>>2891951
urned 22 today

[Anonymous No.]

I'm 18, give me some life advice please

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>>2893678
Happy birthday

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>>2893623
I posted the wrong arino but thanks bro

[Anonymous No.]

36, though I still basically look and like I'm in my 20s

when people talk about ojisans it hurts me

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>>2893027
I've been here on and off since 2003

[Anonymous No.]

>>2893726
stop waiting and create shit

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>>2893777
does it feel like you need to live up to impossible standards?

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>>2893726
get out while you can

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24

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>>2891951
29.
Wizardhood a few months away.

>>2893027
Probably haven't gone a day without browsing 4chan since '07.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2893777
>tfw I'm 25 but get told I look like I'm in my early 30s
>recently was asked if my 34 y/o brother and I are twins
I look ugly without a beard, so this is preferable

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>>2893862
nah, not like that, I've still been doing my disgusting ojisan reps, anon, leaving trash bags in my apartment, not shaving/showering for 4-5 days at a time and masturbating until my foreskin starts to crack and peel

When I finally meet one of the mesugaki vtubers I'll be ready.

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>>2893726
Leave the west

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>>2891951
20

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>>2891951
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>>2891951
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>>2893726
It's all downhill

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DATA MINING THREAD BY COVER DO NOT REPLY

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>>2893726
Find out what you want to do and do the requisite reps until you can do it for a living.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2893726
Down the street, not across the road.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2893726
Google penis enlargement exercise

[Anonymous No.]

>>2892763
>We make fun of chuubas for being hags
>We're probably older than them

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>>2893726
do literally anything other than browse the internet

if you must do that, strictly timebox it to a certain number of hours a day/week

never convince yourself you aren't good enough to do something but also listen very carefully to the advice of anyone that DOES credibly tell you that and then work hard to show them wrong, preferably using the exact advice they gave you, while at the same time keeping in mind the things that made you want to do that thing in the first place.

if there's contradictions between the two, take the advice first, but write down your original thoughts so you can come back to them later. people that give out that kind of advice aren't always correct but you'll inevitably learn something in the process.

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>>2894078
good man, their days are numbered

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>>2893010
I kneel. Can't imagine how it was being a weeb in the days before the internet or even cable TV. I owe a lot to whatever executive greenlit putting DBZ, Robotech, and Sailor Moon on Cartoon Network.

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>>2893027
I've been here since 2005. So no, I'm not an oldfag.

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36

[Anonymous No.]

>>2894335
Good. Make the girls sing boomer anime songs. 30 btw

[Anonymous No.]

>>2893726
>lift and do cardio
>try to find shit you like to do and stick to it
>don't get fooled into chasing a degree, if you want to do it though, give it your all and try to be top or at least upper middle of your class
>money is there to be spent, but always keep a couple thousand on the side in case of an emergency
>if people make you constantly feel like shit, cut them out of your life as well as possible without disadvantaging yourself, that includes family and people you think are your friends
That's all that I can think of off the top of my head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2892763
No. Not by a long shot. If anything this board probably has one of the youngest demographics.

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>>2893726
Use your free time efficiently. Do not waste it on masturbation. Learn a new language. Choose a career that will grant you financial stability. If you're shy or introverted, try speaking to more and more people even if you make a mistake and they make fun of you. Exercise every single day.
Don't make the same mistakes we did.

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>>2894517
Liar. No one over the age of 13 uses abbreviations like btw.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2894458
I've been here since 2006 and don't consider myself an oldfag either. There's so much that I wasn't here for. If you came in 2007+ during the Chocolate Rain era you're basically a newfag.

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>>2893027
What's considered the threshold for an oldfag? I'm 22 and I've been here since 2012, but that's obviously not an oldfag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2891951
30 and a powerful wizard
>>2893027
04. I have seen them ALL, sapling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2893678
お誕生日おめでとう~~~~

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>>2891951
2X

X<5

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>>2893726
Why the fuck would you ask for life advice here? How successful do you think many of the people posting here are?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2894643
>8 years old

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>>2894638
Thanks, Risu

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>>2894659
I make decent $ but am a friendless, sexless autist. It'd easy to figure out how you got where you did and tell others what they need to not fuck up.

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>>2894632

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>>2893726
turns out nobody really know what they're doing and the entire world is based on this lie.

also nothing really matters, ask that girl for a drink if you get shot down don't worry about it there'll be more. just don't shit where you eat (fuck a co-worker, someone in your friend group, etc) as it makes for messy drama.

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>>2894659
People who made a ton of mistakes and have permanently mangled their own success almost always have something useful to say. Wisdom is hindsight bestowed to the next generation.

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>>2894659
There's plenty of successful people on here, but there's good advice to be gleaned from people who are failures as well. There's some inherent wisdom that comes with age, whether that age is accompanied by failure or success.

[Anonymous No.]

27 and I'm scared that I'm almost 30

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>>2894735
[citation needed] for pic related.

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>>2894767
Don't. The sooner you stop giving a fuck, the sooner you would live your life to whatever the fuck you want.
t. 30

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>people are unirronically 25+ and still coming here
You needed to have started a family by now. Stop watching girls on the internet and grow up.

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>>2892675
25.944x16
>>2892740
>33
>>2892751
>30
>>2892797
>33
>>2892933
>30
>>2892945
>23
>>2893010
>54
>>2893049
>19
>>2893137
>24
>>2893152
>20
>>2893198
>19
>>2893202
>24
>>2893333
>31
>>2893343
>21
>>2893404
>22
>>2893446
>34
>>2893453
>32
>>2893460
>28
>>2893595
>24
>>2893602
>22
>>2893655
>20
>>2893678
>22
>>2893726
>18
>>2893777
>36
>>2893876
>24
>>2893965
>29
>>2894097
>36
>>2894209
>33
>>2894271
>20
>>2894282
>24
>>2894304
>21
>>2894440
>37
>>2894458
>32
>>2894514
>36
>>2894517
>30
>>2894637
>30
average 26.153

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>>2893726
Learn how to be a functional adult. This means:
>learn to cook, don't just eat fast food and oven meals
>learn to clean, don't live in filth (this includes washing the dishes and laundry)
>learn to manage your money, work out budgets but leave yourself a set amount of money for leisure/hobbies
>don't drink to excess or smoke, and steer clear of hard drugs
>try to exercise regularly
>try to maintain friendships/relationships where possible, but recognise that toxic friends/partners are worse than none at all

[Anonymous No.]

31 tako, been here at least twelve years but couldn’t tell you the exact year I showed up

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>>2894811
And who imposes those expectations? I reject them, anon. I only venerate the self.

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>>2894811
>>2894823
you're the minority here bucko

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>>2894811

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>>2894811
I tried but the girl called the police

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>>2894614
So I'm the first. What a day.

[Anonymous No.]

32, my oshi is gura and I'm a full time IT wagie

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>>2894847
Based egoist anyaposter.

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18

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>>2894623
>>2894458
Even though I've been here since the beginning it is difficult for me to consider myself an oldfag because there were so many people who were so much deeper into this site than I ever was, even though I've probably spent a lot of hours on here and it's had an outsized effect on me. Being aware of the people that allegedly coded/'ran parts of site in its nascent years and who they were, what their skills/background was, and what their expressed interests and ideology was, it's hard for me to say "ah yes I'm one of them," because I'm pretty sure I'm not, unless one of them were to reach out to me and welcome me into the fold for some fucking stupid reason.

is it possible to be an oldfag but also a retard? Because that's probably me.

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>>2894847
>>2894870
>>2894880
>>2894885
All jokes aside couldn’t you all just get a gf ? wouldn’t that make it easier to leave here.

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>>2893726
Got this from an anon here

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>>2894946
it ain't easy to get a gf, and even then it's still hard to leave.

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>>2894811
I tried, but Calli is raising my child right now.

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>>2894946
https://files.catbox.moe/2v8f8f.mp4

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>>2894946
I don't want a gf. I'm in the middle of unfucking my life and I extremely enjoy witnessing myself morphing into a living god.

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>>2894946
Why would I want to leave?
Also, I can't stand other people.

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>>2894811
Yeah, no, I gotta learn to stop hating myself first. I've seen enough broken relationships around me by people who just didn't want to be lonely

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>>2894946

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>>2895003
Based and rep-pilled. Ganbare anon, I believe in you

[Anonymous No.]

19 and I want Marine and Noel to mommydom me like a shota upon my 5ft7 height, also marry Okayu cuz she's close in my age range

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>>2893726
Give up on your dreams and aspersions before you disappoint yourself.
You're not special or smart, and if you actually are it doesn't matter anymore.
Learn a trade, prep yourself to work an office job, or go into the coast guard as an officer.
Learn an instrument and how to read music, tablature doesn't count.
Learn another language.
Don't be afraid to play hardball buying a car, especially if you already have a car. They need a sale more than you need a new vehicle.
When you buy land get the mineral rites and the airspace rights too.
If you decide on a mobile home/prefab house/trailer house pay for a concrete pad to put it on. And for christs sake don't buy used.
Don't buy electronics used either unless you know what to look for.
Never be afraid to ask questions.
Get a pump action shotgun and learn how to use it. They're versatile and you can take almost every game in north america with it. Also learn how to dress and cook game and fish.
Learn how to cook.
Get some checks, keep em in your glove box.
Get a $20, fold it till it takes up as little space as possible and stuff it in your wallet. This is emergency money.
Never buy a knock off Swiss Army knife.
Non-name brand medicine is the same thing as the name brand. It's ok to buy. Also keep some aspirin and acetaminophen or Ibuprofen in your car.
Keep a first aid kit in your car. Even if it's just triple antibiotic ointment, some band aids, some gauze, alcohol, and some butterfly bandages it's better than nothing.
People pay more attention to their own appearance they will yours.
A medium coat, hat, and gloves, paracord, a good sized tarp, some road flairs, and a gas can (empty) should all be in your trunk. Also a bag of cat litter and a good book.
Don't keep your birthday cert or ss card on you. They should be in a fire resistant safe under your bed or in a closet.
Don't store anything you can't stand to lose in an attic.
Make backups of everything, including digital backups of important documents.
Get a passport. Doesn't matter id you're not gonna go out of country just get one. Walmart does passport photos.

I could go on but I'm tired.

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>>2894946
Fuck off normalfaggot, I have no need of a girlfriend.

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>>2894946
Girls are the ones who choose. I don't fit their criteria for men they would like to live with.
Also, more and more of them are getting lobotomized by the mass media and social media, so they are less likely to be with someone they disagree with on certain topics.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2891951
I'm 26, but I still feel old.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2895257
you're old

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>>2895151
Okayu and Noel are only 1 year apart...
Marine is only 4 years older...

[Anonymous No.]

>This thread
https://streamable.com/bc6mvs

[Anonymous No.]

>>2894983
I love marine’s laugh

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>>2894811
>You needed to have started a family by now
Why? I've had gfs in the past, and I don't particularly want to be tied down by a relationship anyway atm. I got other shit in my life to worry about.

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>>2894946
I went on a tinder date once last year and the girl legit looked nice and she wasn't even insufferable or annoying, but it was still just fucking tiring. Maybe it's because I've been single for almost 10 years now, but I'm starting to feel like I don't even want to have a partner. When it comes to sexual satisfaction I just fap or call an escort that's way out of my league but still pretends she likes me. There's probably something wrong with me though and I'm just coping, but I'm doing fine mentally so I guess it's okay I guess.

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>>2895256
>>2895241
>>2895003
>>2894983
>>2894981
I would offer advice but to be honest I have none to give. I got /fit/ but that did not cure my autism. Now I get mired every day but I just do not know what to say.

But there is one thing that is positive. Getting/fit/ did change my outlook on life and improved my self-worth. So that is something I believe everyone should try to work on.

24 btw

[Anonymous No.]

>>2893726
Be pragmatic, unless you have a talent you've been nurturing since you were a kid, give up on your dreams now and it will hurt less in the future.

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>>2895280

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>>2894941
It's probably for the best. Have you seen the absolute state of Snacks these days?

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>>2894440
Oh believe me, I used to make fun of those people and nowadays I can't believe that I am somewhat one of them now. But it's all about finding what belongs to you instead of trying to fit in in the end. It's only been two years since I "fell into the rabbit hole" and about one and a half year since my first visit on this website.
It's also still funny to me that I probably am one those "Ojii-sans" just because of my age and that my Oshi is Shion. I am really content with life now because she enriches my bleak life when I thought I was done for just because my wife turned onto me because of a stupid misunderstanding. I'm still discovering a new world that I refused to enter and it's been such a refreshing experience so far, and I'm not even close to discovering it all. Never thought I could feel something in my old, damaged heart, but thanks to her I feel like I'm back on track.

You're never too old for discovering new stuff, so keep at it while you still have the time!

[Anonymous No.]

Average age of this board is surprisingly high for what it is about. I guess most zoomers hang around reddit and the video game boards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2895472
i'm probably much younger than you and feel the same way. not only do dates and texting make me anxious, i don't even want to spend time on these people who i don't care about.
i'm not horribly unattractive based on the number of tinder likes i got, but the stress puts me off being more proactive in dating.

[Anonymous No.]

29 and a gura simp

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>>2895804
According to Twitter that makes you a pedo, but in reality that makes you based.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2895713
>>2895472
What kind of photos do you guys use on tinder? How do the conversations usually go? I get likes but too inexperienced to make conversation

[Anonymous No.]

>>2895713
That's normal, anon. Dating is stressful, even moreso if you're an introvert.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm so old I don't even want a gf anymore, I just want to invest all my time and energy in vtuber daughter experience

[Anonymous No.]

30...to be 31 this year.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2895185
Oh yeah I forgot to mention:
Aleve=Naproxen Sodium
Advil/Motrin=Ibuprofen
Tylenol=Acetaminophen in the US and Canada, Paracetamol literally everywhere else.
Aspirin is just aspirin. And yes aspirin does help with heart attacks. That is a true fact.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2895506
I'm 24 and 6 weeks into getting /fit/ too. I'm lifting for my oshi though

[Anonymous No.]

>>2893965
You and me both brother.