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I love Ina!
HIT ME
Hai dozo
I make my gf wear this
CUNNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>2868219Any of these with her pregnant?
>>2868221>using her to live out your fantasyDo it
>>2868143How is the Ina Aki collab?
YOU CANNOT KILL ME
ame = based
きtらあああ
>>2868219peko needs to know I fapped to this today
>>2867903>>2868050Reminder that jumping spiders often adorn themselves with smol dewdrops as makeup!
Ha! Vergil, more like virgin!
Gura has discovered the joys of DT Stinger spam.
>>2868283based on what?
Cringe JOP
>>2868242Would mori manage to be even worse than gura?
>>2868178I love Ina too!
>>2868108YOU DIDN'T DESERVE ITYOU DIDN'T WORK HARD FOR ITYOU GOT LUCKYgood for you...
>>2868178Ame too!
>>2868232Akasupas, it's like stocks and shareholders in real life
Imagine not watching Ame right now.
Pavolia...Sunscribe to her channel and buy her membership.Room Review part 2 in 2 hours!
Their interaction was so fucking cute.https://streamable.com/7skfue
reminder>Ina will never off-collab with Ame until they do a group JP 3D debut off-collab>Meanwhile Gura is off-collabing with Ame in a months timeCope.
Have you ever fapped to Ame? Be honest.
I walked away for 4 minutes and now the shark has a rocket launcher, what the fuck.
>>2868178ME TOO
>>2868219god pekora is so FUCKING HOT
So, I heard Ame talk about the fish, but has she talked about this?I dunno, really giving off twitch thot vibes, I'm not feeling it besides it making ARS donators feel insecure
>>2867791There's a few pieces of Ayame and Gura, the oni even liked them on twitter
>Friendzoned by AmeNot like this...
Watching Ina and Aki being super fucking adorable as they get webbed and melted by the cool looking but absolutely terrifying baby slinging Rakna as their last challenge in this amazing Monster Hunter Rise collab.While Gura and her rivalry and teasing of V is wholesome as hell but her wielding a fucking grenade launcher is cool as fuck as she blows everything up in her DMC5 stream.While Ame's grooving out to bubbabot as she continues her super adorable supachat reading and all teamates belong to her now, so you better make sure to act.While Anya's gonna go on another one of her journeys as she picks up another story based calming game called A Bird Story.So friends, where we at?
>>2868281drop never
>>2868314Are you okay?
>>2868310Yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVVURB56occnot gonna try and yank you guys from whatever of the many streams you're currently watching, but when they end, come over and watch dagger
>>2868310She's my most frequent fap material these days.
>>2868310n-no
>>2868314fuck off retard
>>2868311Let's say Gura does an off-collab with Kiara.How long before she shoots down a school or herself?
You do have a female friend you can talk to and ask each other about their day, right?
Spit some fire /hlgg/
>>2868309Sinfag, go to sleep.
>I wish I could be everyone's friend but...>but we can be friendlyAstel...
>>2868314Don't really care about what you feel loser.
>doesn't even understand how style works>GOORUH DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN TAUNT WITH THE TOUCH PAD??????????why
>>2868295
>NA Trio threadBased
>>2868251None that are good, DamascusShe WANTS to be pregnant though, which IMO is hotter
As a trinityfag I don't know who to watch right now
>>2868321BUSTER WOLF
>Gura's next outfit is a chuni blood frenzy look with Red eyesDo you like it chumbuds?
>whatever you and me are Teamates>I like you
>>2868310At least 5 times
>>2868310Anyone that's been here for over 4 months and has seen that animation that dropped over New Years definitely has.
>>2868310Yes to her roommate
>>2868283
>>2868307The vod will always be there
>>2868285What brings you of all people here nousagi ritual poster san? /jp/ forgot their meds?
>>2868317>He thought he had a chanceAme is only interested in shark women.
>>2868314>He's still trying
>>2868310I exclusively fap to her
>>2868325What even is her sleeping schedule? Her streams times are all over the place.
>>2868310A few times, yeah.
>>2868288Are these the type of spiders thatll fuck me up or can it be my spider bro?
>>2868296>JOP>typing in englishThat's clearly an EOP.
>>2868310She's not my oshi, but I did the coupon, the tongue, and the x-ray ones
>>2868317She instantly pulled us out of the friendzone.
>>2868342Yes.
>>2868288cute!
Why is the music so low in this game? I can barely hear it over Gura.
>>2868178H-hey.. m-me too!!!
>>2868342I love it
AME WHAT AM I TO YOOUUUUU
>>2868332BANG BANG BANGPULL MY DOUBLE NIGGER
Would you let Gura cut out your nuts?
I love this cute shark girl like you wouldn’t believe! Watching her continue to love this game is such a good time
>>2868319I'm right here, and it's a great night to be a Hololive fan.
>>2868221pics
>>2868325wait dagger is streaming RIGHT NOW!?!
>>2868288As much as I hate insects and arachnids, some of these fuckers are pretty cute
>>2868314I think it's mostly to shame the ars donaters
I am to be watch Anya............
>>2868314you've been trying to bait with this for three threads straight, fuck off no one gives a shit
>>2868319Right here Ayamefriend!Still watching all these fuckin streams!Good morning Twappi!
>Whatever you and I are, Teamate, I like you
>>2868314It's unfortunate it's tied to twitch streamers but in a stream literally just reading SCs I don't mind it. It shouldn't show during games at least
>>2868342Yes specially if she starts bullying me
Reine is an indog bitch
SCOTLAND MENTION
Masturbate to Pekora.
>>2868342YES CHEF
SHE FOUND THE SKILL LIST
Deadbeat boss has died, I shall ascend and be the new one. I'll impregnate Mori now.
>>2868314YOU CAN'T FOOL ME THIS TIME YOU FUCKING SHEEPFRUITbut here's a (you) anyway I guess
>>2868363Anon that is a spider smaller/about the size of a raindrop. Its harmless.
>>2868342I'm erect thinking about it
>Did my archive reps\>THAT happened
>>2868310Many times
I really wish the holos get permission to play one of the old god of war games, it's more reasonable to spam in those games
>>2868385y-yeah
>same retards if last threads still replying to my baitholy shit I'm not even trying
She found the skill list!
>>2868314Newfag glowing hard about stream elements
>>2868342I love everything Gura does.
>>2868310Constantly
Gosling prime's win is also our win goosebros
>>2868221>crack her head with a pipe>she's put into a coma>put headphones over her ears and insist to the doctors that she listen to her favorite music to try and get her to come out of it>it's actually every single mori stream>she comes out of coma>believes she's mori>pseudo mori gfIt's your only hope.
>>2868319right here, ayamefriend!
>/hlgg/ is full of insect apologistsDISGUSTING.
>>2868339I always knew Pekora was a good girl
>unfortunate. well he doesn't need those where he's going.kek this cheeky brat
>>2868342>Non-stop art of her being in constant heat while breathing heavily and droolingYesYes, I accept this.
>>2868310Once, to that animation.There are other blonde shortstacks if I'm in the mood for that otherwise.
How is Gura so much worse now than her first DMC stream? DMCkeks explain.
>>2868319Right here!
>>2868342Won't she just be Luto then?
Ame.. I recently started seeing you as a sister.. I don't want to fall in love again..
why why why why why why why why why why
>>2868314Yikes teamates will defend this twitch thot behavior.
>Gura castrates that knight and laughs at his misfortune.This is why I love this shark.
21st century fatto catto
>>2868346This but with Gura’s underage pics
WHAT AM I TO MY OSHI?!??
>>2868391She's probably only going to display that and the fishtank in her office layout, so it'll just be in the background for chatting streams.
>>2868288Cute spider bro. I always loved their little moustaches.What hololive would be what bug?
>>2868340>TakoAki collab with Aki muted and Ina on>Gura lowered down halfway-ish to not overpower the collab>Ame lowered to a bare minimum but in-focus still so I can increase the volume whenever I catch something interesting Ame's saying
>>2868280Very cute, they have good chemistry
>>2868310...YesTo THAT animation, you know the one.
>>2868342Why wouldn't i?
>>2868331I have a female friend but we don't really talk to each other.
>>2868346UhhhhhBased?Armpit?
>>2868406>it's realWhat the fuck is the problem with deadbeats, takos and Pointer:Null?
>>2868310Like 4 times. Don’t feel that good when I do it however.
>>2868395so is the reason the pekora fans got kicked out of /hlg/ because they kept spamming every /hlg/ thread?
>>2868433Not if she also gets car ears at the same time.
>>2868325I wish her the best on her journey to one million subscribers.
>>2868339BREEDING LIKE RABBITS WITH PEKORAUUUUUWWAAAA SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXX
>>2868416She closed the skill list...
>>2868353Do you not enjoy quality content?
>>2868319Goddamnit all these great streams and I'm playing Nier at the same time. I'm not gonna make it
>>2868414All (you)
>>2868332Like the legend of the phoenixAll ends with beginningsWhat keeps the planet spinningThe force from the beginningWe've come too farTo give up who we areSo let's raise the barAnd our cups to the starsShe's up all night 'til the sunI'm up all night to get someShe's up all night for good funI'm up all night to get luckyWe're up all night 'til the sunWe're up all night to get someWe're up all night for good funWe're up all night to get lucky
>>2868314>>2864527>>2867805How many times do you intend to post this?
>>2868363pretty sure jumping spider venom has pretty much no effect on humans
Ina...your bead of resonance?
[Good news] Vyolfers created specialized software to make the hand move without looking like it's possessed https://twitter.com/vyolfers/status/1385711303868575744
>>2868406>there will never be another Amegeddon
>>2868317Wasn't she replying to someone who wanted Ame to be her friend? But she didn't want to let him expect too much?
someone explain to her how styles work or my autism is going to fucking kill me
>>2868404Anon, brown recluses are smol but also assholes and give the big hurt
>>2868331i actually do, and she's very pretty but a shut-in. and no, she won't go out with me.
>>2868332
>>2868439No shit. Gura is a lesbian and doesn't need any dick in her life.In fact, if you have a dick she'll just drop you.
SEAmonkeys..
>>2868310every time I use her in Koikatsu, yes
>>2868472is this the new latinx posting?
>>2868429Can't comprehend DandeNero is more up her speed
Kino boss and weapon incoming
>>2868296He's trying in english at least, I can give him some credit for thatMost of the JP holos appreciate it when people try to use japanese for them
SEAmonkey...
>SEAmonkeys mention
>>2868438Mori is the next one since she asked her about it.
Live now>Anyahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVVURB56occ>Akihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDPBcY30ErI>Ameliahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-J1cBHhjciw>Inahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPyLNptDKS4>Gurahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5p2KEkb_g34In 2 hours>Reinehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vsXQfobyhoM>Iofihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CmXuQ2_9mgE>Robocohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nh4jENEO4Q0
>>2868314(you)
>>2868166I'm watching Gura, what did Ame do to get paid so much? did she change something?
>>2868288All arthropods are evilI'll never trust any of them
Jesas I didnt know Ina and Aki hated each other...
>>2868400not on my watch
>>2868457No this is adderall. And I'm pretty sure that never happened.
>>2868429Dande has too many options
>>2868314Why do you think Marine calls us Sexy Overseas Bros? Do you actually think we're sexy?
Chickenwife.
>>2868395I already did, i cant donate anymore...
>Ame filtering all the weak-spined faggots too afraid to keep approaching when a woman turns them downHeh, I'll see you fags later. Ame is waiting for me on the mountaintop.
Stinger 2 let's go!
>>2868342another kurokami?
Ina...you're HR7...you're supposed to be able to solo all of these monsters....
>>2868481no
>>2868429I would imagine that shes still frying her brain on dante, nero and V seemed a bit more straightforward
>>2868429Because Dante is a steep learning curve
>Finds skills list>Immediately disregards itHow bad is Vergil gonna anal blast her?
>Gura is aware of her Stinger spamShe's learning
>redditors make all the good memesAme noooooo
>>2868339Imagine impregnating Pekora with quadruplets every 2 months and her rabbit gestation cycle just makes her hornier every time god uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
>the redditors make all the good memesdo they though ame?
>but the redditors...they make all the good memes!Ame...
>>2868470>Like the legend of the phoenixThis whole time I've thought he said "like the legend of the penis."
>redditors make all the good memes
>>2868516Gosling Prime is already waiting there.
>>2868479Gura will die
>Redditors make all the good memesMAYDAY, MAYDAYABANDON OSHI
I NEED A NERO
>>2868332there was an old man who lived in Nantucketdick so long he could suck itonce this wise man told me:If my ear was a pussy I would fuck it.
You know the Cocoloni?
>No bird soars too high, if he soars with his own wings.>A dead body, revenges not injuries. The most sublime act is to set another before you. >If the fool would persist in his folly he would become wise. Folly is the cloke of knavery. Shame is Prides cloke. >Prisons are built with stones of Law, Brothels with bricks of Religion. The pride of the peacock is the glory of God. The lust of the goat is the bounty of God. The wrath of the lion is the wisdom of God. The nakedness of woman is the work of God. Excess of sorrow laughs. Excess of joy weeps.So it is written, Gura. And may we continue to weep in joy at your delivery.
4channer...we lost to redditor...
>>2868429Dante is the most complex character in video games period.
>>2868457Masturbate to Pekora and I'll answer your question.
I really hope none of the other ENs copy the tip-jar physics shit. It actually gives me PTSD flashbacks to twitch
>The no spam in chat when Ame says Reddit makes all the good memes.All of you fuckers are there aren't you
>>2868454Yes
LUNA MENTION
>>2868288>>2868404>spider smaller/about the size of a raindropCunny spider holo when?
>>2868346basedbut genuinely don't get how if true
Why can't you guys make good memes like the redditors?
>>2868516sir i really don't care can i ask you again to leave her property she has a restraining order
>>2868501Cheers, Mikopi
I can't believe we've been cucked by reddit...
>>2868342
>don't appeal to the redditors>but the redditors, they make all the good memes?>whole chat fills up with "good"you're alright sometimes teamates
>>2868536>>2868537>>2868540Lmao she’s definitely trolling
c'mon she has to be fucking with us now
>>2868535
>>2868540I mean, you can't really explain memes from here.
>>2868406please specify by timeframe. a lot of things have happened, even today
>>2868481>7 months into watching Gura>Trying to explain to her anythingkek, just enjoy the ride.
>>2868544Coco's engorged, poking nipples....
Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>2868429Nero is designed to be easier to handle for a first timer. Dante has you juggle between 4 styles, 4 melee weapons and 4 ranged weapons. Nero put as much as humanly possible into most of his buttons, and was deliberately given weapons that can't be switched easily. Nero generally tests a player's APM whereas Dante requires you to learn a manual of different moves.
>>2868346Do people who fap to Holos usually fap to their avatar or their roommate?
Gura has the special talent of reading incorrect advice from chat.
>>2868342>cat ears>red eyes>sailor outfit>trench coatbased
>>2868547>he says that in a world where charge characters in fighting games exist
>>2868507then why are they spamming every /hlgg/ thread, theyve been doing it for a while now and use up images at around the 800 post range
>>2868562no shit
>>2868550of course
>>2868521>solo all of these monstersThe highest-tier armor you can get, even with armor spheres, still results in getting three-shot at BEST. You also get stunned if you get hit in succession too.Basically, don't fuck up and you're okay because your armor isn't going to protect you.
>>2868547>DMCbabies actually believe this
>ina and aki are still goingsugoi!
>>2868429Dante is complex. I'm substantially better than Gura and even I was taken aback by all the shit he's got in this game.
>>2868310Y-Yes her porn arts are too fucking good
r/hololive isn't that bad bros...
>>2868529>Human modeShe should have been assblasted a while ago, but it's so easy she could do anything and progress.I doubt Vergil will do enough damage to kill her that much.
>>2868296Here's some cringe from Gura's stream. Really hope she doesn't read/comment on it.
Hey faggots look at this6twitchNow give me (You)s
Ame...
>>2868414>psychopathy
Investigators are kinda based today
>>2868578Holos, what the fuck is wrong with you?Unless the roommate does gravure work or some shit
>>2868516>keep approaching when a woman turns them downThat's called rape, Anon. It's bad.
>>2868516>he thinks he stands a chance against Guradelusional
>>2868481RIP
Aki's starting to sound sleepy
>>2868562DYRBI?
Calm the fuck down guys. She just meant reddit makes the safe memes
>>2868547>in all of video gamesYou must be stupid to believe that
>redditors make all the good memesTeamasturbates will defend this.
>>2868578Deadbeat, KFP, Teamates fap to the roomate.Chumbuds and Takos fap to the avatar.
>>2868423Catposter you're giving us material to shitpost against you. Not that I think many anons are gonna take advantage of that, but still.
>>2868548I've masturbated to every holo, nobodies oshi is safe from me spilling my semen to them
>>2868504she made a fancy new streamelements gizmo that displays SCs as different-colored fish
>>2868597I FUCKING HATE TWITCH
>>2868314i dont get what your argument ischat shows more information
>>2868588This may be the last one. Aki asked Ina if she'd be okay to continue playing but Ina mentioned one more would be alright.
>>2868540>>2868537>>2868536>giving Ame metaphorical (you)s
Ame knows exactly what she's doing
>>2868565she's obviously fucking with you anon.. same with aya and ARK
>>2868588This is supposedly the last one, sadly. But its been very very cute so far, and Aki has been up playing mon hun for about 10 hours now. She was HR 2 when she first started streaming and this is her HR 7 rank up quest.
Made YAGOO in Koikatsu during the deadest of hoursYes i havent taken my meds yet how can you tell?
>>2868540If her liking unironically shitty memes is enough for you to abandon ship, she was never your oshi.
>>2868479I hope not but never say never
>>2868342>A frenzy occurs when predators are overwhelmed by the amount of prey available. this can cause the sharks to go wild, biting anything that moves, including each other or anything else within biting range. Another functional explanation for feeding frenzy is competition amongst predators
I have never played DMC games and I have a question.Everything looks like a post apocalypse, where demons won and humans lost, but how the hell can demons potentially compete against guns, rockets and other modern weapons? I mean I don't think there are many demons that can survive nukes and such. So why does everything look so devastated in DMC?
>>2868379Gura love! She's so cute while confused!
>teakeks realizing their oshi is redditfagOut of all the ENs, she's the only I don't think has ever been HERE
>>2868579I've played fighting games m80, holding back and then forward isn't hard.
>>2868539of laughter during a particularly funny stream.
DSD + SDT getting dumped on her at once is gonna melt what little's left of her brain.
>>2868614Oh yea? Auran is my oshi. Your move now.
>>2868593It’s literally just the split threads but moderated
>>2868596Dodgeball has so many better lines and he chose that one..
>>2868562Cope.
>>2868614Dude, just make sure you're quiet
>>2868581Because adderall took too many meds.
>>2868621(you) wouldn't give Ame (you)s?
>>2868597AAAAAAH I NEED TO REPLY
>This is true!
>>2868637ok, now do combos
>>2868635Gura sends her screenshots
>That pauseAme...
She had to think about that for a while...
>>2868579I don't remember charge characters in Tekken though?
>>2868540/hlgg/ memes aren't exactly what I'd call "accessible" to the average person
>>2868593
>>2868588Aki has been playing MonHun for 9 hours now...
>>2868178私もイナが大好き!
>>2868379Oh I can believe it
>>2868652And if its to Nene, let her know AFTER you're done, not during.
I'm too sober to stop myself from backseating. Please forgive me.
Expected reactions to Cavaliere?
>>2868498Yeah, right after she starts using bubb4bot, which she asked Ame about months ago.
>>2868611
>>2868607>>2868650schizochama.. you're so dumb
>>2868544twintails coco gets me diamons for some reason
>>2868506Stand down brother, no need for infighting in the circles of Mori, I'm the best candidate to replace Mori womb replenisher
>>2868626
Gura... Please...
>>2868562cope.
>>2868429Dante has 5 games of movesets on his soulders
>>2868597TWITCH BADYOUTUBE GOOD
>>2868406I still can’t believe we won. It’s for the best really
>blue fish falls in>pushes out a red oneI shouldn't find this shit funny.
>>2868611just use "teakeks" like the rest of us
>>2868631>A frenzy occurs when predators are overwhelmed by the amount of prey availableThis sounds badass but all I see is Gura at a buffet and just randomly bites everything as she doesn't know what to eat because everything looks tasty
>wombo combo groundpound
>>2868667
>>2868578Avatarthough I sometimes fantasize about cuddling and being lovely dovey with the roommate
>>2868614Not enough.More cum.
>>2868661I've played arcsys games religiously, execution heavy characters like Valkenhayn from BB as well, the execution in a 2D plane is far easier than in 3D.
>>2868544>those nipplesJesas Mamaloni, give my dick a rest...
>>2868626now make him fuck Enma
>>2868645Nice taste
>>2868681nice joke Ina, making fun of mentally unstable anons
>>2868429Imagine a 5 game series where a character gets all sorts of power ups and abilities over all of them. Now imagine coming in for the first time during the last game and the game dumping literally every ability that character has gained over the past 4 games on you all at once. Its gonna take a bit to figure all that shit out
>>2868694t.dorkbeat
>>2868681wasn't that funny but you're right
>>2868607>>2868650>>2868686What drives a person to samefag on cooldown?
>>2868635
>>2868632Anon, logic has no place in DMC.The sooner you embrace this, the better.
>>2868612KFP no we don't
>>2868288Apparantly common 4chins misinformation, it's staged by the photographerCunny spiders still cute though
>>2868670>every twitch streamer ever laughs
>>2868632It's not post apocalyptic, this is just one incident where some god-tree from hell appeared As to why the demons aren't instantly annihilated by the military idk, considering one of the main characters is literally just a normal human with grenades and a rocket launcher
SHE OPENED THE SKILL LISTPRAISE GOD
I really don't like how the fish are vibrating.
>>2868698Even though Ame is canonically a very smelly girl?
>>2868667That’s an /hlg/ meme though
>>2868632You can't just fucking nuke your problems anon.Specially if demons, let's say, spawn in the middle of fucking New York or something
It doesn't count as a blowjob if you use your hands Gura...
>>2868715your replies.
>>2868597AHHHHHHHHH I'M REPLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGG
Great job to the retard who complained about the electric chair. Jesus christ.
>>2868544Ahh, the Cocoloni. The no Zhang!
>>2868682It's because twintails are the perfect hair style for throat fucking
>>2868696kill me.
THEY DID IT!
>>2868684Jenma can get this dick. Enma too.
>>2868645genderbend porn exists for a reason.>>2868652literally the only time ive talked about it and only because I was prompted.
TakoAki got revenge against the spider!
>>2868744Why did she do it bros?
>>2868733my replies don't give you anything anon you're just delusional
>>2868342Please god anything but the cancer casual clothes they're giving everyone. I want to watch colourful anime characters not bland shit.
>>2868744wdsdib
>>2868667https://streamable.com/6gz7g4
>>2868632It's literally one town that got fucked over a month ago, and demons are generally made of tougher material than most guns can deal with efficiently.There's a military perimeter around Redgrave City that keeps the demons in, so it works on the small fry, but bigger demons could take it, so they can't take the city or anything.City-destroying events are rare in DMC, only happening twice due to demons themselves, both because someone the same fag used the Yamato to unleash a horde of them all at once.This isn't The Salvation War, so you're not going to get a story about humanity fighting a war with the Devil and Divine. It's just Dande and his half-breed bretheren.
>>2868632All of dante's weapons are embodied with demonic power that's how.
She's beginning to learn
>>2868746
>>2868731>Haven't had someone tease your balls and asshole while licking up and down your shaft.
>>2868744wdsdi...
So in Ame's stream today>No more supa sunday / dedicated SC streams>MAY try to just do multiple small SC streams each week instead>Is planning on asking Ina for another collab>Ina is also the reason she's going to be playing the Great Ace Attorney >The collab with Gura was going to be a zatsudan with the podcast at the end>Ame's podcast will cycle through guests (presumably every week because Ame is replacing supa sunday with zatsudan sunday)>Ame is no longer going to be reading most of her SCs. Her focus will be on fishes who are red and above that appear in her tank (which filters out ARSfags because the fishies are calculated post-exchange rate into USD)>ame likes (You)
>>2868744Gura, why..?
>>2868696This is unironically the peak of /hlgg/ humor, and I dare anyone HERE to try and prove me wrong.
>>2868715>anyone who thinks ame isn't HERE is a samefagwhat drives a person to be this fucking retarded?
>>2868749I'm not chumbud for fuck sake
Are those fishes ogey?
>>2868736
>>2868744wdsdib...
>>2868332Za-cha Za-chaZa-cha Za-chaNENE PIZZA, OH NO PAINAPPOLEOH NENE PIZZA, OH NO PAINAPPOLEOH NENE PIZZA, NO PAINAPPOLE!NENE PIZZA, CHEESEMANY MANYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYMANY MANY CHEESENO NO M- NO PAINAPPOLEOH, MANY MANY CHEESENO PAINAPPOLEOH MANY MANY CHEESENO PAINAPPOLE!!!https://streamable.com/e72n4v
>>2868727Ame showers constantly because her chat bullied her into it
>>2868768She can't learn she is a womanlet
AKI HR7!
Aki levelled up!Now she can cart even more!
>>2868632Demons regularly are pretty resistant to normal guns and most of the times you aren't actually fighting the actual demon but instead a manifestation of the demon using some kind of vessel like sand, insects or blood
>>2868596>blackstar300i have this faggot blocked and anyone who @'s him. he gets @'ed a lot. guracordniggers are the worst.
>>2868773>The collab with Gura was going to be a zatsudan with the podcast at the endWhat's really the difference
>>2868768Think Gura will be a savant at timing judment cuts?
>not have time offstreamwhat she does offstream, chumkeks?
>>2868735Honestly, I thought she was literally going to electric chair execute herself on stream at first, but it was funny as hell after it became clear it was just for shock therapy.
>>2868749Uhh why is a chumbud watching takoaki instead of gura?
>>2868723Yeah yeah! Its crazy the stamina some streamers have.
>>2868310Yeah, a lot more in the first few months. Now I'm back to my usual rotation of Shipgirls with a sprinkling of Hololive.
>>2868626put a pacifier in his mouth
>Gura trying to justify being lazy and not putting in any effort
>>2868581He took too many meds and now he has a divine mission to better pekora's image by hornyposting as much as possible.
>>2868729I don't think many would complain if demon infested NYC got nuked.
>>2868784Based and cheesepilled.
>>2868773>>ame likes (You)That's crazy, I like her too!
So uh, what causes a woman's breasts to Ache?
>>2868773>Her focus will be on fishes who are red and above that appear in her tankDidn't she say she'll read them based on how interesting they are and not the amount?
>>2868475Based
>>2868578>>2868612>>2868720I almost did it to the roomate but people dissuaded me from it
>>2868768Her brain is too small
>>2868773forgot>Ame is planning an off-collab with Gura
>>2868773>Ame is no longer going to be reading most of her SCs. Her focus will be on fishes who are red and above that appear in her tank (which filters out ARSfags because the fishies are calculated post-exchange rate into USD)Holy shit that's beyond Jewish
>>2868798SEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXX
>go to reddit>found pic relatedI don't know anons. Ame might be on to something with reddit memes being funny
>>2868650She doesn’t use Reddit
>>2868779Don't pretend to be dumb, this isn't about being here, it's about her being sarcastic about her comment
>>2868798me
>>2868797The podcast is basically a list of stuff they planned on talking about whereas the zatsudan was just going to be them together talking about things on-the-spot with chat interaction. I think she mentioned it was a snack stream like Ina's was too.
>>2868773>>Ame is no longer going to be reading most of her SCs. Her focus will be on fishes who are red and above that appear in her tank (which filters out ARSfags because the fishies are calculated post-exchange rate into USD)She didn't say that. She says she'll thank everyone but will try to filter out multiple repeat SCs.Also she reads every SC for questions but you better signify it as a question.
>>2868798MonHunif she does anything offstream, it's MonHun
>>2868773>filters out ARSfagswhen will the other girls to do this too?
>>2868820her period unironically
>>2868776>our magnum opus of memes is just Pekora saying "Okay" and "Rat" in a Japanese accent.
>>2868773You forgot>Ame likes reddit
>begin drinking>start grinding my teeth after a while
>>2868794She was probably laughing about nhentai numbers.
>>2868332AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>2868820Unironically pregnancy
>>2868798Plays It Takes Two with her friend
>>2868800>it sucked
ENTERONE OF THE COOLEST BOSSES IN THE SERIES
oh god the tongue click
>>2868814i'd not complain if nyc was nuked now. usa would be better off after a couple years
>>2868811The funniest thing is that anyone believes DMC V requires any effort especially when you're playing on easy. It's a punching bag simulator.
>>2868820Sorry, fellas, she was giving me a nursing handjob and I got a bit carried away.
TEAPOT
>>2868847How new? Weren't you here for ARK and Aya?
This is one of the best boss fights in 5.
>>2868773so their collab is cancelled?
>He's slowOh no, Gura...
[Great News] Aki is finally HR7!
>>2868833She didn't say that, anon is making shit up.
>>2868798spending time with her male friends
>>2868784life-threateningly based
I love this boss.
>>2868429Because:-V is dumb retard mode, literally just mash the buttons-Nero is "please god try and play DMC it's not that hard here's this guy with simple moves" character who's set to take over-Vergil has actual abillities that are complex but also most of his normal gameplay is busted so he's super stronge-Dante is the actual protagonist of the game and he has more moves than Shork brain can learn per game, let alone just one character
Best boss in the game
SPARDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Ina's huge corn cob...
>>2868833kill yourself ars attentionwhore
Ina's giant throbbing corn cob...
2000 YEARSSTILL SEETHING
>Is that you husbands swordJesus Gura no need to go that far
GURA TAKING IT IN A FEW INCHES UOOOHHHHHHHHHHH
INA'S HUGE CORN ON A COB
UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH GURAS TAKING A FEWW INCHES OF MY COCK
>>2868820Breast cancer?
>>2868784BASED
>>2868874Still happening but people were wondering what it was since it isn't happening next week
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>Is that your daddy's sword>How about I take it in a few inches, huh?Actually what the fuck Gura
>>2868858Gura is about to make "one of the coolest bosses" her little bitch.
>>2868823I mean, 150 characters might be kinda tricky for making riveting commentary
>"Vtubers aren't your therap-">picWhat now, faggots?>"Who are you quoti-"(You), nigger, now address the picture
>>2868720>>2868826It's okay, I'll fap harder to cover for you
>>2868890144pchama....
>>2868744
>>2868820Me sucking on them all day
im gonna play mogu mogu after the stream ends-ame
WHAT THE FUCK GURA
>>2868773>Ame's podcast will cycle through guestsbut her Japanese is shit unless she actually gets EN Indies on who is she gonna talk to
>>2868784I hate when chef Ramsey goes to normal American zah places and then calls them bad. Like ok it's not some fancy stupid French pizza with thin crusts and leaves on top, but a good zah is supposed to be doughy with lots of oil and grease and meat. When I see him order big greasy zah and it falls apart when he tries to eat it, I think "damn, that looks like some good zah"
What the fuck? Has Gura been pretending this whole time?
>>2868773>The collab with Gura was going to be a zatsudan>waswhat is it going to be now?
>>2868835>hahaha rabbit hole, Hololive is so quirky
>>2868843Ame seems to be getting the other ENs to use streamlabs too, so soon hopefully.
GURA YOU WHAT!?
>>2868785She could always just be less honest about it. Just like how she doesn't have to hint once every few streams how badly she needs to take a dump.
Holy shit, is the parry window for Cavaliere in human like 120 frames?
>>2868895144pchama...
>>2868813Someone needs to tell him too much of a good thing is bad for you. And bad for /hlgg/
>GURA PARRYING EVERYTHING BY SHEER LUCKHOW???
>>2868820Not wearing bras
FINALLY, TIME FOR THE BEST WEAPON DANTE HAS EVER BEEN GIVEN!CAVALIERE LOVE
I don't think she's even registering that she's parrying him
>>2868914she is wrong/lying
>>2868890looking good anon!
DON'T TELL ME GURA IS PLAYING ON EASY
>>2868635>Out of all the ENs, she's the only I don't think has ever been HEREHow fucking new are you?
I love Reine!!!
>>2868798Cultivate a mold garden.
>>2868922I'll believe it when I hear it.
>>2868835XD
How often do you think Haachama itches her ditch?
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT GURA???
Wah!
WAH
>>2868884>Dante is the actual protagonist of the game>Dantbeats still believe thisThis is a DEADWEIGHTMATE GAME, and /nerog/ will not let you forget it
>>2868947SHEER MOTIVATION
>>2868578Both.t.nousagi
I.. I need more swordmaster Gura. The parries are giving me hype.
>just shooting it to death
>Gura upgrades gauntlets>Doesn't use them
TIME FOR MOTHER FUCKINGM O T O R C Y C L E S W O R D S
>im gonna take it in a few inchesTHIS LITTLE SLUT
>>2868934>>2868924what did gura say, youtube lagged the exact moment she said it
>>2868929Podcast and also possibility for Paladins with Gura collab.
>>2868905this is the reason she sticks to CGDCT. she gets too horny around men.
wah!
>>2868914'it' is your penis. therapists usually don't offer that service.
>>2868826Good job ignore the roommate and watch only Kiara not the girl who isn't named Kiara
Rate the TakoAki collabWAH
>>2868914Nene is special
>>2868935I don't mind if Ame is stinky
>>2868798She has to play story of seasons for another 10 hours
>>2868947Parry window must be massive on human
>>2868914Based idol stacy.
>those giggles
SPARDA
OTSUTAKO WAH!
>>2868820Amelias breasts are likely engorged. I imagine she'll massage them to let down after the stream.
>>2868925She can just cycle through the ENs and IDs and then have any JPs on who are confident enough with their english
>>2868593it really is, even by reddit standardsonly redeeming trait is the engagement by the holos
>>2868897>>2868899She said "tuck it in a few inches", as in the waist. You're mishearing it on purpose...
WAH!
>>2868856Elaborate?
>>2868826>not imagining how heavenly it would feel to bust a nut deep between Ame's fat, swollen and aching tits while her strong armpit smell clouds your senses
Aki... your Windows activation reps
>>2868850Absolutely massive cope
Uto Ame collab planned!
I feel like gura would prefer DMC2
>>2868903now that I realize, the gurame collab will be onth month after it was supposed to, sad times
>>2868736Fuck, Biped was so long ago...
>>2868947I'm pretty sure everyone can parry Cavaliere's regular attacks by spamming the Y button.
Gura's become more of a slut, it makes me sad Dante was just making a dorky joke and she turns it into a sexual one, not a fan of this
>Ame doesn't know what offbrand meansbased
>>2868835What is it with reddit and dragging other people into "le rabbit hole"? I would never drag my friends into the same fate I'm suffering right now.
Otsutako WAH
>>2868906She's playing on Easy, so not really.
>view always increase during boss fightsOkay, who's telling people a boss fight is happening? Does this lend credence to the "youtube won't count a view if you're not viewing the tab" theory?
>>2868820Pregnancy and being unable to get relief by getting milked.
holy shit Ame made half a million in one stream
>>2868820Sore breasts, headache. Period.
>>2868957Indog bitch
>>2868988can't wait for more takoaki/10
>guy got bannedlol
>>2868773dont forget appealing to reddit in the future
>>2868964Anon.... Haachama is dead...
Is Gura playing on easy mode?
>>286898810/10 Ina was cute and comfy as usual.(This is for the anon that's at work)
oh god I bet the /v/tards are loving this
>>2869016Wait what
>>2868423chinks still made that susan did something good for once
anya would stab a school bully!
>>2868953>Claiming to be smarter than NeneQuite literally impossible
I totally forgot Cavaliere bgm... its fucking rad
EYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
A superchat stream that only took 3 hours holy shit
>>2869037all me
>>2869037GO AME GO
Jesus I forgot how easy DMC is if you're not trying to style on everything
>>2869049You don't know?
>>2868744i love you /hlgg/
>>2868773>actual Argentinean teamates get punished because of a handful of american/euro attentionwhoresFucking dumb, but I get why it has to be done.
That was a hype as fuck finish to the fight desu
>>2869049Yes
>>2868847obsessed
yabai incoming
>those last 3 parries
ENTERA WEAPON GURA WILL NEVER COMPREHEND
>>2868988I need more Takoaki/10
I thought Gura was bad. She looks at the skills once and becomes good? Have we been played?
Did you enjoy the SC reading Teamates? Shorter than usual. But now it's back to Sunday!
>>2868968>started the series>3 solo games>collabed with multiple other games>featured in SMT daisenpai's gameCope, dadweights
>>2868808Yagoo baby...
>we wont get to hear Error>we wont get to hear Ussewa (again)>we wont get to hear homosuckI hate this new SC format...
ITS CAVALIER TIME
Please don't watch Anya. It's nice and comfy now.
ASS
BEST WEAPON TIMECAVALIERE LOVE
>>2869071They shouldn't have been born so poor.
GURA LET ME SEE
>>2869071It could be solved if google just fixed their shit, this problem has existed and been widely known now for years
NO DON'T CENSOR THAT!
BOOBAS
CAUSE I FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL
>>2868858>>2868875He's kinda of jobber in the grand scheme of things though
>TRISH BUTT
>>2868773>>The collab is scheduled for next week, by the way>>>COLLAB ENDS UP NOT BEING NEXT WEEK BUT THERE'S AN INAME COLLAB SOMEHOWFUCK YOU AME FUCK YOU STOP DELAYING GURAME YOU LITERALLY HAVE THE TIME TO PLAN RANDOM FUCKING INAME COLLABS ON KUSOGES WHY
Wew
>>2869089Last time she ended before Error played she skipped to it, so there's a chance...
CAUSE I FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL
CAUSE I FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL
CAUSE I FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL
>>2868988Super cute and they seemed to have a lot of fun.Hope they do more together/10
NYOOOOOM!
Post your best reddit memes for Ame!
>>2868798Always remember that everything they say is about MonHun. If a holo mentions her brother, it's a MonHun partner. If its a friend, it's a MonHun partner. If she seems happy, it means she hunted. If she is sad, she didnt hunt, but then she had double hunt. If a holo is going to the toilet, shes actually going to have quick hunts. If she went on a date with another holo, they actually went to play MonHun. If she fails on a puzzle in a game, its because she is hunting right now and is being distracted. Table smash? Not a fist but it's her hitting the table, because she's hunting. Did she oversleep a stream? MonHun. She was hunting and couldnt stop. If she starts a guerilla stream it's because she's hunting right now, but wants to be risky with viewers. Whenever a holo takes a break, its not because shes tired. You know why she takes a break from streaming? To HUNT. Whenever a holo talks about her family, shes actually talking about her high rank hunts she had. The story of a journey with her mother or father? Rathalos and Rathian roleplay. She actually hunted them. Whenever she laughs, cries or hiccups, whenever she humu humus or thanks someone during a collab, whenever she gets big numbers or is being bullied she's actually HUNTING at that very moment. Not only that, but everything is actually a keyword for ]monHun. Thanks for the aka supa = thank you for the huntIm tired this week = im tired from the hunts, but ill hunt moreIm planning a collab = Im planning to huntOh sorry, that was just my family in the background = oh im HUNTING right nowThank you for all the support everyone = thanks for all the monsters im hunting right now.It all revolves around MonHun. All holos, every single one, hunt every day, every hour, every moment. Every single narrative, every single noise she lets out is because of MonHun. The monsters she is hunting. All holos read these threads and theyre here right now. All while hunting. They keep having technical difficulties because they hunt so much, it fries electronics in their room. Theres so much MonHun happening in their room that the wi-fi waves cause Youtube datacenter to malfunction. Every yab moment is because they cant stop hunting to think straight.
>>2869081It's funny that some many people overlook the bike since it's the most retard-proof weapon in the game. Just hold the button down and parry literally everything
HAPPY MEEAAAAAAAAL
>>2869069I've never played DMC 5
CAUSE I FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL
I WANT TO SEE THE BUTT
>>2869009are you not familiar with taking in clothing?
>>2869110Ok so what was the announcement?
>>2868890Ina cute!
>>2869033>e...easy modo...Nope. She just did to this dude what ben stiller did to steve mcqueen's car. Cope.
>>2869027She said tuck not take you hut monkey
BECAUSE I FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL
>>2868319Right here Ayamefriend!
>>2869034What's really happening is people are constantly leaving and joining a stream. More people tend to stick around for boss fights/hype moments.
Dante has become Go Strider
>>2868988Kino/10
>>2868988I have no idea what was going on but cute/10
>My name is not important.
HYPEROATS BOYS WHERE YOU AT?
>Urizen's not a demon I know that cause I'm a demon and I know every demonVery stupid line
>>2814446>>2861190
HERE HE COMES LADS
>Shadow of my former selfTHEY ARE
THE STORM APPROACHING IS COMING
>>2869136then she misspoke. the term of art for reducing the waist of a garment is "take it in".
What a fucking nerd
>S
V no, please. I don't wanna know about your parent's sex life.
>>2869125>most retard-proof weapon in the game>hold the button downAnonchama...
>>2869089they should have gotten better at getting their song in
CAVALIERE KINO INCOMINNNGGGGGG
HAPPY MEEEEAAAALLLLLLL
https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1385773643393691651Mori no...
WHERE'S THAT FAGGOT THAT SAID GURA WOULDN'T GET AN S AS DANTE?
ITS TIME?
>>2869113>10 years agoHow time flies
>>2869152t. Doesn't know every demon
>>2869142You might be retarded
>Show?
>>2868988A more rested Aki = even better collab10/10, can't wait for more.
Has gura figured out that shes on easy mode yet?
>>2869178NEVER TRUST MORINEVER TRUST MORIEVER
>>2868988corn size
>>2869187human
>>2869123Here, I got a reddit meme for you.
>>2865422 What now fag?
ENTER
>>2869152All the high tier demons are well known among demons, Urizen literally comes out of nowhere and that can't happen that easily in DMC lore
>>2869187Easy baby shark mode
>>2869178she's pregnant
>>2869135ogey
shark brain is gonna get overloaded with SDT and DSD
>>2865422NOW WHAT YOU STUPID FAGGOT?
Pictured in this cutscene: V will attempt to succeed in his first date with Choco-Sensei by describing to her the day he was born while staring at her tits, continuing the curse of Choco's dates
>>2869184>He's not an America I know this because I have a USA passport
what the fuck dmc is just hype the game
Mori...
>>2869171Are you implying retards can't hold down buttons or am I missing something?
You fight cerberus again in this game right?
JWUAnything big in last 9 hours outside of Sora stream I missed and Haachama getting cloned?
OH GOD I'M NOT READY
>>2869152It's a small underworld everyone knows each other
CAUSE I FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL
>>2869086thank you
>SUFFERING DEFEAT AFTER DEFEATBURY THE LIGHT DEEP WITHINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
>>2869198Based
>>2869178FUCK.
SHE HATES THE VOICE VERGILFAGS BTFO
>>2869181GURA'S PLAYING ON EASY MODO IT DOESN'T COUNT
>>28691783 streams with Mori this week!2 non member streams
iname art is always so weirdhttps://twitter.com/monica_mtna/status/1385769178754293760/photo/1
>>2869210Complications really is not the right wording but oh well.
Gura thinks Vergil sounds like a dork!
>>2869186nevermind you're right, everyone is phoning their mom to come watch gura play dmc5
THERE HE IS, THERE'S OUR BOY
>>2869178"complications" means boyfriend troubles
>>2865422KNEEL YOU FUCKER
>Gura's impression of VergilFucking kek
>>2868988CUTE!/10
NO NO VERGILBROS SHE'S LAUGHING AT HIS VOICE
Vergilbros.... she laughed at his voice
WW@?
Wtf, did I just hear the Among Us tune?
She's laughing at Vergil's voice...
Did Anya just bait me. I thought she was playing a comfy game due to her thumbnail but this is looking like an RPG Maker Horror Game.
>she made fun of vergil's voicevergilbros...
>>2869213This but unironically
>>2868310She’s so fucking disgusting I can’t bring myself to even get hard. Chumbuds and Teamates can roll in their filth together, I guess.
>>2869152this is DMC. its what the game is built on"I was supposed to be the one to fill YOUR DARK SOUL WITH LIIIIIIIIIGHT- IIIIIGHT-iiight-iiight"
>>2869178>depending on certain factorsDeadbraps....I'm sorry.......
https://twitter.com/ninomaeinanis/status/1385774110521761793THEY ARE
>>2869198>>2869211Based grudge posters.
>>2869123
>>2869178she hates hololive again!
>>2869178Well, time to watch Reine's room review instead
>>2869213Just do a food analogy bro.
Dan bros...
Amelia just farted
ENTEReven though chat kinda forced it but I still appreciate it
>>2868988I love Ina more every time she streams!/ Extremely cute collab! I'm really looking forward to future TakoAki streams, it was great!
P-please stop making fun of Vergil's voice
>>2869178SHE'S PREGNANT
Tonka...
>That "Dante"My sides
Tortuga...
>>2869212Fucking kek
>>2869219You don't need to hold the button.
DON'T MAKE FUN OF DAN'S NASAL VOICE YOU BRAT
TWAP
Torreta...
BASED AME
Towa...
>>2869273NOT
>Ame shows full on bush>totally fine>Gura worried about butt and nippless boobs
towaletta....
SCHUMBUDS RISE UP
NOW THIS IS POWER A TRUE DEVIL
Tulpa...
Tortilla...
>>2869284based
>>2869223you fight king cerberus. cerberus was just one of his whelps.
>errorWE MADE IT IN FAGS
>>2868988It was great that Aki was able to engage conversations with Ina despite pulling an all nighter playing MonHun.
Tonky...
Toblerone...
>>2869213Fellow burgers, you can tell exactly who a burger is on sight, correct
Another humiliation...
This story is so stupid
>>2869273Ina truly treats everyone the same, including Ame.
Towater...
Tarta de papaya...
>>28690644*
twapp...
tomtorwo...
Thoughts?
>>2869288I fully expected it after she made fun of V and Urizen
>>2869009i heard "take it in a few inches" but to be fair my mind was in the gutter when dante said it
>>2869248>they hear she's fighting a boss and focus the stream back>views go upTry not being retarded
>>2869223Yup
>>2869162'Tuck it in' means something else you goof.
>>2869330yeah it's so good
IM NOT YOUR MOM V, I ALREAY HAVE TO DEAL WITH DANTE WITH THIS SHIT I WONT DO THIS WITH YOU TOO
tortellini...
KIARA IT'S 4AM. STOP RETWEETING SHIT AND GO TO BED.
>>2869237>>2869250>>2869255>>2869258>>2869259>>2869263>>2869266That's how it always starts!
tuberculosis...
>>2869186Are you stupid? That's exactly what happens.
Tonga...
Ok that was hilarious
>>2869342It looks like they're laughing at my dick. I love it
>>2868310yep.
>Naked V falls out of Vergil >His crotch lands right behind Gura's headheh
>I'm not your mommy VYou technically are
LOL GURA BAITED
I was waiting for that Trish scene.
I can't fucking unsee that video of Dante doing the crazy frog
>>2869276heh
taiwan...
im not your mommy /v/
THE FACE
Lmao that shriek
Fun Fact:What Trish said is funny because she is his mommy's flesh but not really
Tonka Truck...
>>2869298Wait, it keeps going on its own and you just press it at the right time? I beat DMD without realizing that?
Gura's reactions are fucking hilarious
https://twitter.com/akirosenthal/status/1385774021879296002https://twitter.com/akirosenthal/status/1385774021879296002https://twitter.com/akirosenthal/status/1385774021879296002
TOWAAAA!!!!
Since the comfy TakoAki kino is over let me remind you of this gem right here.https://youtu.be/eN--w_NA6hs
DMC bros, what the fuck is this game?
>>2869370C-Can you be...?Please?
>IT'S-A ME>DANTEO
Holy shit Go Strider looks like THAT?
>>2868873How do teamates manage to bite every single bait, no exceptions. It’s almost impressive.
Why is Gura so prude?
Dante just made Shork cream her pants
Oh no. Gura's in love with Dante now
>>2869384Kino
THIS RETARDED BUSY DEVIL RUINED THE COLLAB BUT I STILL LOVE HER
>>2869364She only looks like his mommy
>>2869384You haven't seen the half of it.
>>2869237>>2869250>>2869258>>2869259>>2869263>>2869266I mean, he sounds like a fucking nerdWhich is why I fucking love it so much
THIS IS THE POWER OF WACKY WAHOO PIZZA MAN
>game mode: human
She doesn't understand the story.....
MOTORCYCLE SWORDS
>>2869384The greatest thing of all time
>>2869384Pure unfiltered kino
>>2869332Treat's every blonde the same*
>>2869384Pure Kino
>>2869178>Mori cancels>Kiara cancels her MinecraftThey are all on standby to watch Haachama's graduation.
>>2869384https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DVJB-vJNwI
>>2869378Alsohttps://twitter.com/ninomaeinanis/status/1385774110521761793
>>2868988Really good, they have great chemistry together.
>>2868773>>Ina is also the reason she's going to be playing the Great Ace AttorneyKino is on the menu lads.
OHNONONO NEROKEKS???
Towa wants it
>>2869376Yup.
>>2869342Cute together but not as cute together as this
>>2869384We call it "kino".
>>2869357Retard spotted
OH MY SHOULDER
>>2869406Vergil is NOT a nerd he is COOL. You just haven't seen this devil's strength.
>>2869415>and Gura and Kiara and Calli and-
gooruh... if someone's watching a stream of dmc5 they're probably expecting spoilers anyway...
>>2869384It's CUHRAYZEE
God I wish I was Dante
t-they actually look like Ryan Gosling
>>2869384Motivation, humanity and pizza
>minor JP/ID has collab with ID>collab ends>fans show up peddling their oshi>i-if you liked her in this c-collab check her out onegaiKinda pathetic anons
>>2869178I don’t know why she won’t just admit she found a boyfriend.
>>2869178Who could've predicted that doing a stupid music tour during a global pandemic would be a bad idea?! Fucking clowns, all of them. Actual retards.
>>2868988They were honestly great together. I'm looking forward to their next collab which is apparently going to be a RE game(?)The fact that Ina managed to make Aki go on a one-sided tangent about manga was really cute. I really hope they do it again soon.
>>2869394Teamates are fishies.And chumbuds also bite every single bait.
reminder that this could be ushttps://youtu.be/F_ewkNxUScE
>>2869421fucking kek
>>2869214Yeah, it's great
Gura literally squealing with delight when she sees something cool is the most blessed sound
NO AME, DON'T GO!
>>2869438It's not the same without the jiggling
>you guys just got your errorShe knows
>>2869384Pure fanservice.People have wanted a motorcycle weapon since that scene in 3.
>>2869438Me on the top rright
>>2869384Killing demons with the wacky wahoo pizza man and his friends, poetry nerd and deadweight.
>>2869431Turns out I was the retard all along.
>>2869384Dante in 4 is even more of a memelord than here
>>2869384Fingerless Gloves: The Game
>>2869462I am 100% sure that is Koopa in the last section
>>2869368I've been been trying to find the video where it's set to the Mermaid man and Barnacle Boy theme for months now.
>>2869429>cant use members emotes despite being a modNice, Susan.
>>2868773Useful summary.I sit down the whole stream and somehow absorb zero information
This is a reminder and a message in to any nousagi who might be here and might feel down by the anti-parasocial relationship talk; don't be. Unless you think that a bunch of morons on a stupid board filled with assholes have opinions more important than her. Take a look at her own words and use them as the flash of light in the dark. She loves you, she cries for you, she depends on you, she would give the world for you just to keep you and her together. These aren't fictitious, you know they're not; you've seen and heard her say these things, straight to you, from her heart. It wasn't a passing mention, and it wasn't a cobbled together kayfabe. Don't let despair take you. The posts here are artistic works of fiction, or retching by bitter souls who hate what we have with her and would like nothing more than to destroy it for the sake of its destruction. Remember how she feels.I can't speak for anybody elses' oshi, obviously, but at least we know where our oshi stands. She reelee beleebs. And nothing anybody can say here can ever take that away from us nousagi.Take heart. You are loved. You are special to her. Love her in turn.
>>2869384This is pretty tame to stuff compared to what’s in 4 and some scenes in this game.
>delaying gurame collab another week but theres somehow an iname collab next weekwhy?
Ame's abandoning us again...
>>2869421Still makes me kek
So long teamates o7
>Its starting to dawn on Gura how fucking cool Dante isHonestly can't blame her if she falls in love
>>2869430
Im not usually an axe guy, but god damn was cavaliere my favorite dante weapon
>>2869384Fucking KINO I only wish it had better level design
>>2869178Rrats, get to work
>>2869456>JP/ID has a collab with IDYeah that's generally the norm anon
>>2869270>She’s so fucking disgustingAnon imagining her stench gets me absolutely diamonds
https://twitter.com/hoshara/status/1385659934910550016?s=21
Now what do I do?
>>2869347Tabbing out does not remove your view, we've gone over this.
>>2868890
>>2869498Says who.
So Ame's superchat streams are 2-3 hours now?Is she ever going to have a long stream again?
>>2869451I-i....... I don't andastadt...
>>2869496Based but desperate need of meds
>>2869384Dante in 5 is pretty tame compared to the shit he pulls in cutscenes in 3 and 4.
>>2869384there was a time when videogames didn't take themselves so seriously
[sad news] anya cannot play with the burp
This board never ceases to make me laugh and smile. I love you guys. :)
Guess gura found her fav weapon
Rate the streamThoughts on new format?Thoughts on Podcast idea?Thoughts on ARS faggots getting BTFO?
>>2869504She's a lesbian.. so no she won't be falling in love with your cringe otaku edgelord 40 year old man.
>desperately want to get to the hook of Subhuman>Gura edging me indefinitelyyes that frustrates me
>>2869421Please tell me Gura still has a chance to see this.
>>2869123wah
>>2869498Who says the Iname collab is next week?
>>2869354and of course everything is takamori
>>2869496based.
>>2869439he is a fucking hyper weeb that reached peak levels of chuuni
I haven't played DMC and I'm actually sitting here somewhat wide eyed that I spoiled myself on what Vergil did to himself. I'm laughing about it more than anything, but I still feel like a goofy fucking idiot for not seeing that coming.
>>2869522Ina...
>>2869496Unbased and in desperate need of meds
>>2869500WITH ME
>>2869496Nousagi to nousagi, PLEASE take medication before you go on screeds that could be summed up by posting a cute peko like the rest of us
Chair?
Cunnymaster!!??? UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>2869538it's coming up pretty soon
not like this bros...
>>2869498Did it actually get delayed? I'm seeing a bunch of conflicting information.
>Gura wants to ride the bike for the entire stageGURA WRONG FUCKING GENRE
>>2869384not as kino as MGR
she didn't know what to do that's cute
>>2869533>Gurame schizosad little things
>>2869089kneel nigga
>>2869537YOU CANNOT KILL ME
>>2869524Didn't you hear ame. we're on an incline
>>2869496
https://twitter.com/tokoyamitowa/status/1385775712838160387Twappi loves this bitch!
Gura..it's not suddenly an open world game because you have a motorcycle..
>>2869535BasedBadBad...
>>2869384kino
>>2869535ANNOUNCEMENT/10I love Ame and I'm glad it's returning to Supa Sunday
>>2869384Remember when everyone thought dmc5 couldnt possibly be good after donte?
>Cavaliere is making Gura's fluids flow into her panties RIGHT NOW
>>2869524>got 3 hours of pure zatsudan without having sit through 6 hours of ARSnigger spam
o7
>This is so dumb>All while laughing and enjoying herselfDMC in a nutshell
>>2869586CAPCOM HIRE THIS WOMAN
>>2869498She didn't say anything about a ina collab next week esl
>>2869524She wants the game streams to be longer. She said whenever she was streaming games in her mind she was going "fuck the supasunday is gonna be longer" so was always stressing out about finishing the streams.I personally enjoy the supa streams a lot. So who knows if this sticks.
Today was a good day
TODAY WAS A GOOD DAY
wait the Gura collab is delayed again?
>>2869533Your obsession with lesbianism will never make you anything more than a self-loathing man.
>>2869496based
>>2869563No collab on Gura's schedule for next week.
>>2869570Has better gameplay than MGR at least
Shit I overslept by an hour, tell me gura hasn't gotten to the Michael Jackson scene yet.
So how long until Ame’s streaming hours are the lowest in EN now that Supa Sunday is only going to take 2 hours on average? She had a huge backlog today, so today is an outlier.
>>2869563There is none so tiny impotent SEAnigs try to stir up shit.
>>2869445Post the ID1 version of this
Yeah, Im thinking it was a good day today
>>2869516
>>2869586My fucking sides, she's so fucking stupid I love her so much
IT WAS A GOOD DAY
>>2869524This one was 4. Also she prefers playing 2 games a day instead of 1 longer game on packed weeks, so that's how its gonna be.
>>2869496Literally what the fuck are you talking about?
FINALLY, IT WAS A GOOD DAY
>>2869384Anon....https://youtu.be/DReUg3OY2Us
>>2869496Cringe and in desperate need of meds
>>2869532
>>2869533/u/niggers are getting more cringe with every passing day
Today was a good day!
>>2869535Cuter than usual as always/10Is alrightAmazingAMAZING
>>2869556That's a pretty cute peko
>>2869614gura hasn't gotten to the Michael Jackson scene yet.
Today was a good day even if it's early.
>>2869496https://streamable.com/qesesw
>>2869533Hey that's mean, Dante is at least 50!
Today was a good day bros
Chumbuds... we can't compete
>>2869535Today was a good day, but get that stream view bullshit out of here. Nobody cares about views on a superchat stream.
>>2869623
>>2869584Based twintail connoisseur
today was a good day
>>2869533She's confirmed bisexual retarded newfriend.
>>2869482I mean, you also just proved that it IS retard proof.
>>2869532ogey
does anyone unironically like DMC outside of /v/?
>>2869636Ow... :(
Today was a good day.
>>2869270>Chumbuds and Teamates can roll in their filth togethersee, now you're getting it
>>2869580I AM OMEGAnever played or even seen dmc gameplay before hearing bury the light a couple weeks ago, but the soundtrack is so good it makes me want to play it
>puzzles in dmcbut why
>>2868784This doesn't do that stream justice with all the shit on the screen by the end.
Today was an good day bros
>>2869610That literally means nothing. A Way Out wasn't on Ame's schedule. Battleblock Theater wasn't on Ame's schedule. Try harder.
>>2869577Only a slight bend of the knee because we only got 1/3rd of what I asked for.
It's been so long. Today was a good day.
>>2869496Nousagi... I kneel.
https://twitter.com/tokoyamitowa/status/1385775712838160387
>>2869533There's two Euros that exist in her life that say otherwise
>>2869535Seems like a good idea, but we'll see how it goes, I'll wait 2 weeks before saying anything.
>>2869670No. Absolutely no one.
>>2869533She took jays cock though
>>2869178Now that's what I call a roman cancel.
Haachama!
>>2869614She just started mission 12, i think that scene is at the end of 13. Someone correct me if im wrong
>>2869615Around the same time that you kill yourself, Schizo#1
>>2869670Everyone except for game journalists.
>>2869670I've never bothered with /v/, and i fucking love this game.
Please watch in Reine in 2 hours where she will laugh at poorfags and expose all the women HERE
>>2869665>confirmed Fuck off
>>2869617There's an ID1 version of this? Seconding this request
>>2869701What does it feel like to get dicked by transatlantic penis?
https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1385773643393691651Mori what could possibly be more important...
>>2869675Do it.If you want to start with 5 get good with Nero first before moving to Dante, your hands will thank you.Or buy the Vergil DLC and break the game.
>>2869524With Ame just assume it's the opposite of whatever you want
>>2869587>podcast>bad
why no holo has played this?
>>2869670I play maybe 3 videogames per year and even I played DMC5
>>2869698never knew there were that many people on /v/
>>2869533There's no such thing as straight or lesbian women, only degrees of bisexual
How do you say today was a good day in your language?
How will gura handle the impending riot?
>>2869123Mr. Cunny
>>2869681I'm not trying anything, just sayin'. Gra's schedule is pretty packed for the next week though, I don't see any opening for a collab, especially considering her obligatory 2 day rest.
>>2869670Why do you delude yourself?
>>2869027Her mind is honestly in the gutter, she said she enjoyed singing in the made up Nier language because it felt like roleplay and then immediately made it weird like all roleplay is erotic. I thought she was just hamming it up in the past but I guess her mind really is nothing but sex jokes.
just tuned into the DMC stream. that looked like an infected lady-thinger gura put that thing into
>>2869535Cuter than usual/10I hope this mean she can focus now on her other streams than worrying about reading SCsI'm not into podcasts but I'm sure she'll make it interestingBased
OH GO GURA'S GONNA NET TO THE FURY SOON.
>>2869563Basically, >Ame said Gura was postponed to next week but then it didn't appear on Gura's schedule>Ame and Ina then have their collab this week and have a great time>Ame then mentioned today she wants to do another collab with Ina and is going to ask her today about it>This somehow means Gura's collab is pushed back even farther despite Ina doing THREE (3) collabs this week
>>28695359.5/10GreatGreatGreat
>>2869520Clearly it does retard. Unless you actually think people magically know what she's doing and jump back into the stream at the exact moment she's fighting a boss.
Didn't even have to use my AK
>>2869532kys cute
TODAY WAS A GOOD BIRTH DAY
>>2869604The fact that she sees supasunday being longer as a problem (and not as a "yay, I'm making more money") really makes me believe that stream lengths aren't correlated to revenue past a certain point, and all the faggots repeatedly donating $2 - $0.50 amounts to get their names read ten times are actually padding out this shit majorly with their faggotry.Like fuck's sake, there's at least 20 of those people I know the names of by heart, and they're all ARS or blue donations...
>>2869715kek
>>2869496Pasta but still based
>>2869676DMC was born from Resident Evil, so call it a nod to its roots.
>>2869535GoodBadBad
>>2869719Indog bitch
>>2869604She also said she doesn’t like to play one game for longer than a few hours. She gets bored after a while. Can we expect two game streams a day to be the standard instead of alternating heavy and light weeks?
>>2869725if she says anything and a reason she might get herself a personal schizo#1, so it's best to keep things private and not be open
>>2869676The original was gonna be a Resident Evil and puzzles stuck as part of the legacy, DMC5 has the least puzzles of the franchise though
>>2869725sex... it's always sex...
Haven't been able to be in streams much today (will watch vods at some point) but have there been any EN's in each other's chats today?
>>2869725Wasnt she getting minor surgery?
>>2869725SEEEEEEEEEEEEEXSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX
>>2869535Ame was cute as fuck 10/10I like the new format because 6+ hour SC readings are an absolute slogPodcast sounds pretty funAbsolutely based, fuck the attention whores
>>2869733meds
HALF WAY HOMEAND MY PAGERSSTILL BLOWIN UP
>>2869720>he doesn't know
>>2869697This. The current format was clearly unsustainable, I'll give Ame a few weeks to come up with a format that works for her.
>>2869564Actually would have been humorous if it was Watame at the bottom.
>>2869720>he's still copingNigger buy a Gura membership. She's bisexual as fuck.
Haven't played this one yet. Is this game better than DMC 1-4? Be honest
>>2869704is gone
>>2869756>stream lengths aren't correlated to revenue past a certain point,that point is probably between 30 and 90 minutes.
>>2869535Electric orgasms/10
>that whispered "very satisfying"UOH
>>2869535Greatamazing, but we'll see how it goesamazingARSniggers BTFO
>>2869670I've never been on /v) and I really like the series.
>>2869762>>2869587Why would her podcast idea be bad?
>>2869739Nigger she literally cancelled her Monday off to collab with Ina. If she wants to collab with Ame she will collab with Ame. This is why you need to try harder.
>>2869676this ain't really a puzzle, you just go slap demons and blot clots to fill up the ponds
>>2869715
dande
Why is this game so fucking good
>>2869715kek glad someone got some use out of my shitty gnome edit
Did YouTube just convert all currency now?
>>2869382Thanks Rosetai homie. Akis such a good singer it's a crime this has such low views.
>>2869736Truly a great man, you have my upvote
how much longer is DMC5? i want to watch Gura's superchat reading
I love how much Guulog is losing her mind over this bike
>>2869241Where are you getting these numbers? There's been 4 Mori streams so far this week and only 1 has been members only
If EN is reclining, what's the point of EN 2?
>this is ridiculous>keeps doing it
>>2869802Ogey, jesas, calm down.
>>2869771Kiara and Mori are asleep (I think), Ina Gura, and Ame are overlapping. So no. Gura did say she was watching the takoaki collab before she started.
Ame... come back...
>>2869807
>>2869818The voices in his head
Gura def found her weapon, this is good.
>>2869749What happened to Ina being the reject of EN? I thought she never collabed with anyone...
>>2869451>>2869564>>2869713>>2869715These are the only ones that could even come close to succeeding on that cesspit, and even the last one is an edge case that would only work if they felt like posting ear bleed pictures that day.The rest of the people responding to that post are too entertaining or too old to have succeeded on that cesspit. You need to be WORSE if you want to emulate those retards. You need to think of the most OVERUSED, BRAINDEAD TEMPLATES OF THE MODERN ERA.
>>2869790yes
>>2869767God you don't know how much I hate it when people keep their reasons for things secret. It makes me way too paranoid.
>>2869765Who hurt you, dogfucker?
>>2869790Better than 1, 2 and 4, debatable on 3, specially the Switch version or PC with style switcher mod
>>2869755Happy Birthday, anon!
>>2869790>1Most people would think so though 1 is my favorite>2lol>3Debatable>4Yes
>>2869790Easily the best game in the series.
>>2869819You answered your own question
>>2869703Lmao
>>2869815alot longer assuming she finishes the game rn
>>2869730I don't think anybody played that.I have a Switch and I thought it looked interesting and I still haven't played it.
>>2869749>Shitposters ignore the fact that Ame asked Gura to play Paladins with her as well.TLDR: WATCH THE FUCKING STREAMS INSTEAD OF GETTING INFORMATION PARROTED FROM SEANIGGER DWARFS THAT DON'T WATCH STREAMS.
>>2868357HE
UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH GURA'S DEMON HEART BEAT
>Gura avoiding whiter obrs on purposeThe fuck do they do anyway?
UUUUUOOOOH GURA'S HEARTBEAT
Im getting horny from that beating heart thing
>>2869706iirc it's at the end of 12 / start of 13
>Gura will never love you as much as she loves the Cavaliere
>>2869819>le sipping cat
>>2869826I miss you Ame!
>>2869706Oh good
HEART BEATING ASMR UUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH
>>2869830Ina hasn't been the "reject" for at least five months now.
>>2869790It's the best game in the series, tied with 3 if you still prefer the old level design of an actual map with puzzles and shit instead of just straight corridors of demon killing.
>>2869178Did she fucking sprain her wrist or something?
Bros, I love Ame so much
>>2869807Soul
>>2869676That's the reason why I stopped playing 4, the combat is good but goddamn the level design and the puzzles are so fucking atrocious.
Fellas, I am in love with this detective
I refuse to accept the fact that this game is already 2 years old
>>2869547His name was literally V...
>>2869790The only game that competes with it is 3.
I don't understand how KFP can call Kiara a "social butterfly",and then accept her streaming over Coco,while other Holos managed to read the room and all ended their streams before Coco.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_vK7ZVrG5ws
>>2869807Pure soul
UUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHQLIPHOTH HEARTBEAT ASMR
>>2869801because trash taste faggots
Gurame is dead, no collab next week. Gura confirmed to be even more of a slut and her mind in a gutter turning innocent chuuni jokes into sexual ones revealing more to the fact that she's a straight whore. Everything is starting to die
>Forget swordmaster exists on stream>Get DSD>Dante can now slash things in the air
>>2869698>3.9 million copiesALL me
>>2868353I don't think it's him he always sleep at these hours
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEscerJrbTAJesus chris how many covers have been released in this month alone? Isn't Ayame also releasing a cover next week?
>>2869835>>2869835This is great.
>>2868342huhahaha... nothin personnel bud..
>>2869873>five monthsBut HoloEN is only... oh... oh god.
>>2869756>all the faggots repeatedly donating $2 - $0.50 amounts to get their names read ten times are actually padding out this shit majorly with their faggotry.Yes, of course. I've always e.g. hated the blue supas that're thrown in just to go "hehe making supa sunday last longer!" because it's just extra fluff with her reading out your name 10 more times. Lengthy supa sundays were never good because they were long, they were good because she'd go off track and talk about shit (which in turn made them long) but you're not giving her anything to work with.
>>2869790I think its def better than 4, being better than 3 is a bit of a coinflip
>>2869877I love you too
ENTER FURY
>>2869725Probably just a doctor check-up.
>>2869801Because the overwhelming majority of podcasts, especially inane chatcasts, are fucking unlistenable garbage.
>>2869815She's on mission 11 out of 20
>>2869858Make her pregnant
Will Gura get filtered by the Furies?
>>2869730Yeah, I'm surprised at that. It's published by Nintendo, so they would have had permissions for it long before they got perms for similar games.
>>2869921Fuck these assholes
>>2869866>Gura will never love you as much as *DanteWhy even live?
>>2869790>1Pretty fucking dated and super cheesy, only for die hard fans now>2No>3arguably the best in the series>4Good but repetitive>5the best
>>2869891I gues "other holos" just aren't based enough
>>2869790Nothing is better than 1 but 5 is great.
The way views increase whenever something hype happens is pretty funny but also how the fuck do people find out about it?
>>2869891It's sponsored Shadowverse, she probably couldn't have ended early.Pretty unfortunate scheduling though.
It's this fucking guy
>>2869887It's been over 2 months since Vergil came out
how did Ina's collab go today? were they cuter than usual?
>>2869835I want to pin down ayamefriend and fuck him raw with his cute apron!
>>2869722Moona had it on screen during her recent streams. I havent been able to find it though
>>2869385Kek
>>2869891>Tigrex ends the stream before Coco>Kiara doesn'tWtf I hate Kiara now
ENTER BEST REGULAR ENEMY
>>2869780>>2869788I have a membership and it's not confirmed. Fuck off /u/schizos
>>2869733This is what men who repulse women so much they go gay tell themselves.
kek callign Nero useless in song
IS THIS GUY GONNA BE THE HAT?
nero...
>>2869926So you don't like zatsudan streams?
ENTER: THE FILTERER
nerobros... i don't feel so good
>>2869496What the fuck she's a goofy rabbit girl with a funny laugh and people are unironically in love with her? The fact that she takes it seriously seems like a huge tongue-in-cheek joke
>FurryGURA NO
Why is Dante so cute
Gura really sucks at video games. My oshi (Kiara) is much better
>>2869856/hlg/ refugees don't know any other way than to make up shit based on what they read in the thread
Oh no it's this fucker
i fucking hate this demon
>FurryGURA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>FurryGURA DON'T LAUGH
>>2869886It didn't even cross my mind.
>>2869884Me too
>furry
BREAKNECK PREDATORFURRY
>>28697251. Mori doesn't care about Hololive2. The "complications" refer to her pregnancy. The baby is nearly due3. She's having a fuckfest with her boyfriendTake your pick!
>Oh h-he's fast
Taking bets on Gura vs. Fury
>>2869918thanks ame
>>2869913>hehe making supa sunday last longerthis is fucking vile
after only watching Kiara since day 1, I started Watching Ame today, I was waiting for this stream because zatsudans are my favorite content... it was good and she is very fucking cute, I think I will try to watch her more but I will keep giving my chicken priority
Fucking furries
>>28699952 and 3 except the boyfriend is a lucky Deadbeat
Peko poster if you're just going to spam pekora images at least add something relating to an ongoing sream.
Oh damn 2 parries
>>2869967>filterer>on ez mode
>>2869996first try?
>>2869891Tigrex was sponsored by Cover to shill Coco's stream
>>2869535I'm an ARSLander, born and raised. I agree with Ame here, it's our fault for having a meme exploitable currency.
rrats?
>>2869824thanks. Also I think Kiara is still retweeting stuff at like 4 AM (sleep please my chicken) and Mori JWU according to her twitter presence
ENTEREXIT
Smile
THIS FUCKING SHARK
Gura loves the motorcycle.
If this was demon hunter we would be here for hours
>>2869957>he still doesn't know>calling people /u/schizos for saying she's NOT a lesbianAh so you're double retarded.
>bikes the fury to deathWHAT FORM OF POWER?
I missed Good Day
THAT FUCKING CAVALIERE PARRY
Hey, is that Motorbike Gura? VROOM VROOM
GURA I KNEEL
CAVALIERE AND THE BROKEN AND HITBOXES
>>2870012Why does her new costume exude so much sex?
>>2870003EXIT
And now we'll never see Fury again
>>2869178Knowing Mori's aversion to guerilla streams and that she already released next week's schedule, I wonder when we'll actually get to see her use her new fight stick
>>28698872020 didn't happen anon so it's only been 1 year.
damn you ezmode
ENTER THE ONE GOOD ENEMY FROM DmC: DEVIL MAY CRY
>>2869891Who gives a shit?
Man enemies die to fast in human
>>2869698>>2869905* All /v/ *
>>2869913I legitimately don't understand what's in it for the shiniex's and mifu mifus of this world. Do they do it for the sake of blogging? I've never even seen Ame read one of their comments or deign to acknowledge their existence in any way, other than reading their names 30 times every superchat stream.
>>2869719The last stream she did of this was golden, I may as well watch the second
I fear what will happen if Polka ever goes on a hiatus under unclear circumstances like Haachama.
>>2869891>The overlap meme is still alive
>>2870023MIKO IS SEXY
oh come on, everyone knows gura is a furry since that minecraft stream fuck off
>>2869957You're just deluding yourself at this point. The way she fascinates and gushes over other women is deifnitely not "heterosexual" behaviour retard.
Jesus what the fuck is this difficulty, you're not supposed to be able to beat the shit out of a fury like that
>>2870023who cares? why and how does this matter to anything??
>>2869884I love this detective the most.
>>2869903SEA shitposters wish that had rent this free
>>2869790Best Combat (unless you're a DMC4 autist still crying about inertia)Meh level design, it doesn't reuse anything as blatantly as 4, but I liked how 1 and 3 felt like interconnected areas instead of just stages one after the other
>>2870023Bait harder
Reminder that when Pekora plays games with her audience, she makes the men in her audience use handicaps and protect the few female nousagi because "men and women are different and women need men to protect them" (loose but fairly accurate translation)
She loves that bike
The motorcycle was one of the best weapons in the game due to being a constant rapidfire hitbox, that can be spammed, with super armour. its a weapon that can be used to beat anything. Gura knows a good weapon, be cause it is a good weapon.
>>2869765
>>2869679yes
>>2869535What did she say about ars?
>>2870008When Gura finishes streaming I will start posting Ayame until image limit
This bike weapon is hella fucking cool. Gura is loving it too
>>2870023she likes good art anon
She's having so much fun I love her!
>>2870068now you're asking the fundamental questions of nature anon? why does anything matter?
>>2870067Human
>thought that there's no easy way of fighting Fury without King Cerberus' Revolver>turns out that Cavaliere can parry themhuh, didn't know I'd learn a thing from Gura
>>2870002>hehe toilet $1 SC>hehe last SC gachaShe could've kept reading every SC were it not for attentionwhores abusing it. Now they'll fuck off hopefully.
SWORDSGUNSPUNCHESNo, she's going to use the fucking bikeThis fucking shark.
>>2869903rent free
>>2870012BITCH CUTE BITCH
>>2870065We knew that even before, friend.
SHE'S PULLING OFF PERFECT GUARDS
>>2870062I will start a cult in one week and make Jonestown look like a fucking slumber party
>>2869866>>2869941Both unironically true
>>2870065gura also said >clopand laughed at it with a blushshe's worse than a furry
>>2870059They do it for attention and competing with their Discord fuck buddies.
GURA JUST PARRIED AND DIDNT EVEN NOTICe
>>2870080So Pekora is a tradfem? Based.
>>2870067human
I love the Calavaleer
>>2869952They were very cute together, and they seemed to hit it off well.
>>2870089based
>>2870023Ame is a based 35pchad
>>2869891there's this thing called tabs
>>2870081Everyone loves that bike. Dante's weapons in 5 are literally the best selection of weapons in any action game fight me.
>>2869947either unfocused viewers are counted when they switch back to the tab by paying attention for hype audio, or YouTube recommends the video more depending on the intensity of the stream chat
>>2869969Cope
>>2870101motorcycles>punches>guns>swords
>>2869891that's not what social butterfly means....
>>2870059m*fu m*fu at least gives back by doing Spanish TLs in the chat (and is a legit ARSfag iirc), but the rest offer nothing and will not be missed.
>>2870067It's easy mode
the sound of heartbeats turns me into a wild beast
Would you listen to a HoloEN podcast?
Ina, Aki, and Ame are now done.Come support daggerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVVURB56occhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVVURB56occhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVVURB56occ
>>2870080Damn this rabbit is based
I bet Gura would love Cav's mechanics if someone just explained them to her.
>a rape going on next door
>>2869841What was she talking about with the banned word thing? Doxxfags screwing around again, or something else?
>>2870088Nothing, just said that streamElements sorts the size of the fish based on 1 fixed currency which is dollar, so "unfortunately" lower currencies won't show it properly.
>>2870059They do it for the clout among their Discord buddies and the dumbasses in chat who don't know any better.
>>2870142But my oshi is on
>A RAPE GOING ON NEXT DOOR
Cavalier bros, we fucking WON.
>>2869947It doesn't necessarily count you if you have it playing in another tab, what exactly you need to do to get Susan to count you is unclear though.
You know, watching someone who's never played a DMC game before slowly start to "get it" is really neat.
>>2870089Thats gonna be four threads from now.
>>2870095Every melee move can parry. The easy braindead choice for Dante is Ice Age, anyways.
>>2870076For what it's worth the level design makes for a blander first playthrough but also just lets you get to the meat of the combat without worrying about any extra shit on repeat playthroughs so it's a trade off.
>>2870116>tradfemGo back.
>>2870142I'm watching goofy gourd sorry
>>2870131Only if you pretend to take the deadbeat boss title from me
>>2869891suck my cock dude
I CANNOT ERUPT
>>2870089Be sure to reply to yourself while you do it
>>2870120Isnt the cavaliere R better for some reason?
>>2869995I am the baby btw
>>2870133I like Pekora but you make me want to hate her
>>2870089I mean I wouldnt fight spam with spam, but whatever.
>>2870147Susan randomly timing out members for using member emotes.
>>2870062It certainly won't be by her own choice. Polka would never quit the one activity that gives her the validation she so craves on purpose.So people would think the worst pretty much.
>Japan's central government has declared a third state of emergency, large scale events closed.You probably don't want to see Mori stream today anyway, unless you want to see her bummed out
>>2870142Goomba...
>>2870142what is it with Anya and playing random ass games?
>>2870004Kiara and Ame's schedules can sometimes be polar opposites. For me, Ame's streams usually happen when I get home from work, whereas Kiara's streams happen when I first wake up. But I thoroughly enjoy both of their superchat readings/zatsudans.
>>2869774Didn't have to in the end and just had to take some meds/rest. Might or might not be related
48K blood pointsShe's gonna spend 5K
>>2870185What happened now?
>>2870163Not him but what, where the fuck do you think you are?
>>2870185HoloID 3D debut...
>>2870185Ah right, she was doing that tour.
Wtf is his weapon literally a fucking motorcycle? That's so fucking cool
>>2870175Do it. Hate a holo because of shitposter online. You fucking baby.
>>2870173I'm pretty sure it's just a recolor
[sad news] gura is marrying a motorcycle
>>2870066Shes autistic anon... She literally obsesses over cock.
SOMEONE TAKE THAT BIKE FROM THE SHAK
>>2870187Please andastan her laptop is not very strong
I wanna go and make a Whirlygig saw Bloodborne character again.
>>2870131Only Bayo can compete, and even then, Dante's suite of weapons in 5 is so unique and awesome in both of design and depth that it's an easy win.
>>2869790It only loses to dmc 3 level design and exploration
>>2870176you misunderstood. that's still adderall anon. he just likes to switch it up sometimes.
>>2870206Based.
>>2870185sasuga Japan
>>2870196china sent another dirty bomb
>>2870095You can melee it with anything. King Cerb's ice age just covers you entirely with a hitbox so it's the best choice.
>>2870156Thats the part thats really winning me over
>>2870198Not on /pol/, that's for sure.
>>2870189I think one of the reasons Ame became my oshi is because her streams are almost always the perfect times for me (except for 1am EST streams)
>>2870214WWWWWWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRW-W-W-WWWWWWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
SHE FINALLY GOT AN S
>>2869945>>2869949>>2869955>>2870019>>2870056>>2870063>>2870129>>2870135It's interested to see how cycles work in these threadsNobody responded to this 2 hours ago when he first posted it, yet new people came in during this cycle and gave him a million (you)s
>>2869629For a moment, I thought the bottom said 'listening to Mom talk'
>>2870156>>2870156The DMCfags are loving it
>>2870202Don't worry, it's only two weeks!
>S Rank with the bikeKNEEL
>>2870227I hate China, i hope they nuke China
SAVAGE
>>2870217Bayo has a lot of great things about it, and there are many elements that are better than DMC, but the weapons aren't one of them. I think they're pretty pedestrian.
>>2870159I agree mostly, I just personally like the "Resident Evil with good combat" structure of 1 and 3
>>2870133Can I get art of Pekora having sexual intercourse with the concept of streaming please?
I'm glad she likes the bike
>>2870211SHE'S HERE
>>2870211SHES HERE
>>2870095there's a bunch of ways to easily parry fury.
>>2870211How does it feel to be on the same wavelength as gura?
>>2870235I AM SUBHUMAN
>>2870142My daughter is playing my favourite game, sorry dagger.
>>2870142hey I actually love this game
>>2870173>>2870207It has an extra move that's pretty good, but has less super armor iirc.
S FINALLY
Please give us skintight motorbike outfit Gura riding Cavalier.
Gura's enjoying the bike too much
I can't wait to see the fanarts of Gura riding the motorcycle
>Anya still can't break 1000Saviourfags.. Where are you?
>This game feels gooduoh
Faust+cavaliere is what she beats the final dante boss with, calling it now
>>2870111she's the meme queen for a reason anonshe hides her powerlevel well but sometimes it leaks throughMIKE HONEY
>>2870147Google has been fucking around with chat filters recently. Nene and Coco's chats were hit pretty hard, with messages containing membership emotes getting nuked.On the bright side, not a single zhang appeared for her outfit reveal earlier today, so they've finally done something good.
GURA IS SEEING THE LIGHT!!!
>play with your foodHow does it translate into sex?
>>2870196Do you all just keep forgetting we live under the shadow of an unprecedented global plague, or do you drink the /pol/ kool-aid and still believe COVID is a hoax and some nebulous NWO shadow cabal wants you to wear a mask just to make you "compliant" as a "psyop"?
I wish i was good as Dante...
>>2870004I am glad you enjoyed her, anon. She and Kiara are definitely pretty fun to listen to, generally speaking.If you ever consider Ame's membership, she has several good dedicated zatsudan streams behind there, but there should also be 1-2 public ones from a while back that you could check out if you want.
>>2870264She knows she can kill
>>2870207It has an aerial stinger move.
>>2870240>Don't worry, it's only two weeks!That's what they said TWO WEEKS ago...
>>2870266watching goomba
>>2870248>>2870250sugoi...
>your oshi>could your oshi jump cancel?
>That pauseGurah...
THE TIME HAS COME
>>2870134nunchuckbros...it's a shit weapon and I only use it for air combos
Seeing Gura fall in love with Dante and DMC5 has really been a treat.>>2870266She regularly breaks 1k in her usual stream slot now.
DMC bros how we feeling?
>>2870210She sexually wants cock but emotionally wants a womanThat's why she unconsciously made futa Ame.
HERE WE GO SIN DT
>DANDE IS SHARK BRAIN
>"been a while since I used my brain this much">Gura immediately looks at chat
>been awhile since i've used my brain this much. Okay, yeah, Dante is her fav now.
>>2870276Anon I literally took the vaccine. I just wanted to know what happened to Japan.
>>2870236Teamates bite bait the hardest and they were all busy watching Ame two hours ago.
The encoding quality today is terrible. Google must've done something to their avc re-encoding settings since Korone's stream looked bad earlier as well.
>You and I, are one and the sameYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Tensai desu....
>cucked by DanteI guess this isn't so bad...
I think Gura's fallen for the wacky pizza wahoo man's charms
Will Gura go back and play DMC4? I want to see her react to this.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSEBAukcHaU
>Is been a while since i sued my brain this muchThis game was made for Gura, you can't change my mind
Capcom permissions were the best possible thing.
>>2870196Trying to get the new c***d surge under control so they don't have to cancel the Olympics.
Reminder girls enjoy riding motorcycles because the way you have to straddle them and the warmth and vibration makes them cum.
>>2870276Hey now, they're not all bad, the lads tracking the plague in January got me to get prepared before everything went to shit in mid-march
The way she just said "hold on"...
>>2870315One can only hope
>>2870202That's why they announced it's coming at some point in the future, since there's a very good chance it won't happen until 2022.
>>2870236only one of those is me
>>2870207Has redline, is faster and more responsive, but less super armor. If you know how to use it, it's a straight upgrade honestly.
>>2870260YOU CANNOT KILL ME
>>2870222then I really want him to get a week off, he makes me tired
>>2870309Their roots together join...
>>2870254NO MY SEANIGGER FRIEND DON'T TAKE IT TO HEART
>>2870289AmeThere's no such girl in hololive
>>2870311At least we can have pizza with him, I guess.
FINISH THE SENTENCE GOORUH
>>2870311It's alright, Dante is a volcel.
Yes Gura, it looks like a infected vagina
>>2870326Girls are fucking SICK
>>2870277Just get a cool trench coat.
>>2868536>>2868537>>2868540>Gura: Reddit is full of stale overused unfunny meme templatesvs. >Ame: Reddit makes the good memesWho was correct here?
>>2870142>not even 1k I feel bad
Kinda looks like what, Gura?
>>2870240Hey remember when they said it'd only last a month during the janurary lockdown, and then it ended up lasting three months and less than a month later we are having another lockdown?
Christ Gura is so horny today
UUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
What are the possibilities of Gura playing DMC3 in the future?
>>2869866>>2869941>>2870109there's only solution bros, I'll just have to become the Dante holostar
>>2870311>cucked by DanteShe IS Dante.
>>2870080Based as fuck
SHE LOVES IT SO MUCH
>>2870349AND GNARLY
SHE GOT S AGAIN
>Gura will use weapons other than the cavaliere>...maybe
>>2870276just wear the mask forever, don't pay attention to how we fell for a global scale mass hysteria campaign, we're keeping you safe :^)
SHE LOVES IT
Gura is so fucking cute and horny tonight
USE IT GURA, LET THE POWER FLOW THROUGH YOU.
>>2870277Just don't have sex. Oh wait.
>>2870311Dante is a canonical wizard
>>2870363>today
>>2870311It's ok Dante would just ghost Gura if she tries to invite him anywhere.
>I PROMISE>*jumps on the bike*>I WON'T BE>*rips apart one billion demons with the wheel*>USING>*BONK*>THIS THE>*parries everything*>WHOLE TIME>*next stream she thinks can only use the bike*
>gura finally gets to the subhuman chorus>"the music is soooo good"YES YES YES YES YES YES THANK YOU
Thats the second S this mission, the bike works really well for her.
>>287037160%
>She actually likes Subhuman. BASED SHARK GREAT TASTE
This motorbike weapons reminds me of those giant chainsaw katanas in warhammer
>>2870236nah, I ignored the first time but felt like saying something the secondwhat is he gonna do with my (you)?invest on something?
>>287002335pantsu
>>2870207It has one extra move in the 'air stinger' but that move is both really cool and one of the only decent combo tools the weapon has if you're trying to use it with others instead of just mashing so it's actually a pretty significant upgrade.
>>2870396She's hornier than usual today
Gura please take a break I need to go make dinner
I MUST EXPLODEToT
>>2870276Take it to /pol/ you fucking retard, there is no reason for you to constantly bring this shit here. Keep it hololive related or kindly fuck off to place where you are welcome to discuss those sorts topics to your hearts content.
um, Gura... what about Nero?
>>2870345It's nice that we have representation in at least one videogame.
>>2870394>>2870345are you fucking for real? why tho?
>>2870387>global scale mass hysteria campaignFor literally what fucking purpose you conspiracy schizo
>>2870417Anonchama your phone and or laptop reps...
>>2870297VERY motivated
Gura will love using Nevan if she plays DMC3
>>2870303Japan never got their shit in order and now they're paying for it with the new variants that are better at infecting people.
>>2870231Same for me. I'm used to watching livestreams in the dead of night (videogame tournaments, JP vchuubas), but it's hard to deny the convenience of having an English-speaking vtuber that streams at just the right times.I think I'd still love Ame's streams regardless of timezones, but it definitely helps.
Is this the darkest hour of HoloEN?>AmeSupersunday dead, Gurame dead, can't eat junk food anymore, literally afraid of donations>GuraFully reverted into HERmode, 24/7 sex jokes and toilet humor, streams have lost all substance>InaCollabs with JPs and IDs more often than with her genmates>KiaraChannel still getting buttfucked by Susan, can't surpass Ina despite working 10x as hard, shit on by antis in full force, forced to use limiters during collabs>MoriHas cut down on streaming again despite quitting her day job, wants to do more TT-style collabs, regularly mentions faggots like C*nn*r>HaachamaSlated to graduate
>>2870371It would feel like a downgrade playing a game where you can only double jump with rebellion, agni & rudra and beowulf. You can't even change the weapon in the middle of the fight unless you're playing it with mods, or the switch version
>>2870354Gee, I wonder.Imagine being a teammate lol.
>>2870417>doesn't have Google Glass
>>2870427Sex canonically makes the Sparda bloodline weaker
ENTER LEGACY
>>2870417Phonelesschama...
>>2870425The time will come when she unlocks his DT...
>>2870417>Not watching it on your phone while you make dinner.
>>2870427propaganda to keep nip birthrates low
when was the last time you used your brain, anon?
Gura will end her stream at 3:00AM EST
>>2870352an and obnoxious little smirk
>>2870425Who?
>Your oshi>fastest time you've came
>>2870140my oshi ame will be the host so you better believe i will
>>2870326Same with horses
>>2870427>Being tied down by the whims of the flesh
>>2870408>katanasKill yourself secondary. A chainsword isn't a fucking katana.
Hey I never noticed that you can faintly here Legacy during this part
>>2870276Spoken like a true npc
>>2870293The part of king cerberus that pisses me off is that one of the modes is exclusively locked to swordmaster
>>2870438Saved this to paste in the next thread, thanks for the (You)s
I love that soundtrack
>Final BossI AM THE STORM THAT IS APPROACHING!!!
>>2870427its the main reason why Vergil can't beat him.
Watch as she spends the rest of her points on the bike.
>>2870425I'm gonna say the D word
Is dante a virgin
>>2870276>>2870303>>2870329>>2870428>>>/pol/
>>2870438Is this the darkest hour of vt?anon is a faggot
>>2870460gurai dunno, 10 minutes?
>>2870417Anon.. your smart fridge...
>>2870452I used it for 3 seconds to BTFO a retarded SEAnigger just a few minutes ago.
>raspberry smoothies are healthier than sugargura... your diet reps...
Its funny because this is one of the few, if not the only missions without a boss or a special enemy encounter
Gura's sexualizing her bike now.
SANDWICHED BETWEEN GURA'S THIGHS
>>2870427Vergil had sex once and it made him to lose to Dante and his own son.
>>2870438yes, so it's time for you to leave the threads
>>2870345DYRBI
>>2870409He's gonna the chase the dopamine high given from the attention and become progressively more obnoxious in pursuit of (you)s
When does she get the cowboy hat?
>>2870354God I fucking love this shark and it tears me to pieces that I can't hold her in my arms and just spend the whole night cuddling and talking about how much we hate reddit.
>>2870438>(you)Are a faggot.
>sandwiched between the thighs of the CavaliereGura what the fuck
>>2870133i really want that 24 hour stream she talked about, it sounds kino.
>>2870311*cucked by a fucking motorcycle
>>2870486Yes.
>>2870428>purposeyou think states are rational actors? jesus that's some conspiracy schizo shit. "crisis" occurs, they flail and implement increasingly authoritarian mechanisms to give the populace the "protection" they demand. you been asleep for the last 20 years?
>>2870438rrat
>>2870489why is anon like this?
>>2870460GuraLiterally 1 second not even joking
>>2870508Let this be a lesson, stay clean anons.
She's gonna fuck the bike before the stream is over
>>2870512In a few missions?
She's going to spend all her orbs on Cavaliere moves now
>>2870438Yeah, it's over, I'm migrating to /hlg/, see you there boys
>>2870311Dante it's the type of guy that would name one of his weapons after his oshi but never have sex with her
>>2870116>>2870143>>2870380t.incelsWomen are better than men and don't need them, get in line and know your place you fucking orcs. Pekora is going to get turned into a radfem by Miko and there's nothing you pathetic losers can do about it, because she'll reject you like every other woman in your insignificant little lives.Get bent, assholes. Women don't need or want you.
>>2870510Vergil's the family whore. Dante's a good boy.
>Shork will never love you like she does Dante and the bikeIT HURTS BROS
>>2870460InaPulled my jerky back and came instantly
>>2870494IF she's not adding extra sugar then yeah, it's definitely better than eating a whole can of whipped cream in one sitting.
>>2870512Right before mission 13. She's on 12 right now.
>>2870541>orcsOh boy it's this schizo
>>2870427He doesnt know what sex is. Seriously
>>2870230That includes /leftypol/ you stupid nigger
>your oshi>fun fact about your oshi
>>2870534Better than the nonstop stinger she was doing before
>>2870438It's the darkest hour for you, faggot
>>2870541Based misandrist
>>2870541weak bait
I LOVE YOU GURA!!!
>>2870556What?
gura is so cute
>>2870354Reddit niggers steal our memes
>>2870438>can't surpass Ina despite working 10x as hardYou're a cunt.
>>2870558GuraShe loves Dande