/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

[Anonymous No.]

Is she retarded?

[Anonymous No.]

>>286092
Without a doubt, but that's why we love her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>286092
baqua

[Anonymous No.]

I dunno, you tell me.

https://files.catbox.moe/uixbws.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/gzk5if.webm

It just makes her all the more likeable though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>286092
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

Yes

[Anonymous No.]

She scored one point out of thirty on Choco's test. For reference, Botan got twenty-nine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>286092
She's the smartest hololive member.

[Anonymous No.]

>>286398

[Anonymous No.]

>>286092
She cried about mario kart and her coworkers didn't know how to deal with it. She probably has one of the most potent forms of autism known to man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>286398
Yep, it's autism

[Anonymous No.]

>>286092
I wish I was at my computer to post my webms and call her a crayola eating retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>286092
She’s like an autistic 20 something with barely any social skills
so basically she’s me in female form

[Anonymous No.]

>>286092
But who's the dumbest in hololive?

[Anonymous No.]

>>286398
Seems like vocal stimming

[Anonymous No.]

>>286892
Kiara, literally told her audience to drop out of highschool because she did and it worked out for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>287047
She's right

[Anonymous No.]

>>287047
Webm or gtfo

[Anonymous No.]

>>287074
You can't prove a lie, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>286398
https://youtu.be/-Ge2ZF86s7w?t=80

[Anonymous No.]

>>286398
unbelievably hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>287202
How

[Anonymous No.]

>>286092
god i want to make mentally deficient hapas with her

[Anonymous No.]

I think that cat she has is absolute, undeniable proof. She's also super cute and slurps a lot for some reason. Doesn't she drool?

[Anonymous No.]

>>287047
>dropping out of high school
Dumbest shit I’ve ever heard
I’m a complete knuckle dragger and if I had dropped out I would’ve been incredibly limited on jobs because basically everyone requires a high school diploma
Just slog through high school and finish it so you don’t limit yourself massively
Fuck the college jew though, that shit is a waste of time and money

[Anonymous No.]

>>286092
She's probably playing the stupid up a but but she's genuinely autistic as hell
>>287047
drop out of college, not highschool
college is a spook for like 85% of people

[Anonymous No.]

>>287244
Aqua seems like the kind of girl who wears a bib to avoid drooling on herself

[Anonymous No.]

>>287301
That's really adorable. Apparently she needs her mom to go to the doctors with her and she also needs others to order her food for her at restaurants. Blessed onion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>287325
>tfw no severely autistic gf who depends on you to function despite making six figures yearly

[Anonymous No.]

>>286092
>orders a fucking water dispenser for her room and names it Kirito because it's black
Literally nothing wrong with her. Normal human behavior.
https://files.catbox.moe/zgwoy2.mp3
https://files.catbox.moe/x2axs1.webm

[Anonymous No.]

>>287529
God I would want this so bad why must I be so lonely

[Anonymous No.]

oh no, she actually has low functioning autism doesn't she

[Anonymous No.]

>>287584
Autistic savant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>287529
This so much
Aqua truly is a gods' gift

[Anonymous No.]

>>287584
>140cm
Yeah she's pretty low over all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>287584
Low functioning would be she literally can't do anything without assistance. She's able to hold down a job that requires her to keep a schedule and do complex tasks, so she's definitely high functioning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>286092
Yes, but also extremely cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>287529
>tfw no gf who’s too autistic to properly function around anyone except her own family members and you
God I wish
But I honestly feel like that would end up being a terrible relationship

[Anonymous No.]

>>287529
Codependency is dangerous

[Anonymous No.]

>>287641
>44.5cm/140kg
I don't know if I want to imagine after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>287641
That says 140kg anon...
Over 250lbs...

[Anonymous No.]

>>287641
Realtalk, I have a 19 cm dick and have only been with avarage height white girls who sometimes asked me to stop because it hurt. Has anyone here with an above average sized dick fucked a tiny asian woman like aqua and did they fucking die? I can't even imagine what would happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>287774
Dude I think you forgot which board you're on... I don't even remember the last time I interacted with a female girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>287730
kek, didn't even notice
so something like pic rel except with a way fatter ass, not bad honestly

[Anonymous No.]

>>287730
Don't worry, she's 45.5cm now, she's still growing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>287842
I've posted on /jp/ for a decade and not everyone was a kisless virgin there. /vt/ can't possibly have /r9K/ amounts of virgins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>287730
Aqua is actually just a small, sentient neutron star.

[Anonymous No.]

>>286421
It's just some random retarded trivia. History and geography are useless, ancient and medieval history is entertaining and more important. Can you name your first president, do you know some retarded trivia about some backwater shithole in your country, or what dry ice is made of?

[Anonymous No.]

>>287182
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-FOEYnxZIOo

[Anonymous No.]

>>287990
yes desu. I mean I understand how that's not really indicative of how intelligent they are, but coupled with her constant autism it's kind of concerning

[Anonymous No.]

>>286092
>horoscope girl
>uguu im so introverted
>still lives with her mom, probably completely reliant
>probably really cute irl but does that birruka shit so she just seems weird

She is the best holo behind Nenechi

[Anonymous No.]

>>287990
Most normal people know those random trivia questions though. I agree some of those were stupid, but how do you even graduate from high school without knowing that triangles have angles inside of them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>288179
What if she didn't graduate high school?

[Anonymous No.]

>>287990
If you think about it, Sherlock Holmes would also score 1-2 in such test

[Anonymous No.]

>>287536
Fuck you, anon. Did you do that on purpose? I almost shit myself, you fucking nigger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>287047
this is real?

[Anonymous No.]

>>287536
>>288293
Sorry, didn't mean to be that much of an asshole, the first scream caught me by surprise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>286092
Yes
https://streamable.com/4nouzm

[Anonymous No.]

>>288293
>>288396
What? You don't enjoy being lovingly woken up in the morning by Aqua? You clearly can't handle her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>288416
That was too fucking loud. I remember this 20-something retard (like agua), we were talking, and he picked up a fucking acorn ass from the ground and used it to whistle right into my fucking ear all of a sudden. It wasn't malicious, he's just kinda autistic. I was surprised, and didn't know what to do, I was at a loss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>288416
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEQY_NSirVU

[Anonymous No.]

>>288415
>that “Ooh” mid sentence
This is why I love Aqua

[Anonymous No.]

>>288536
>no Baqua to wake me up every morning and then proceed to hog all my bandwidth gaming
Sad!

[Anonymous No.]

>>287641
tfw Aqua's taller than me......

[Anonymous No.]

>>287774
>he talks with 3D girls
ngmi

[Anonymous No.]

>>288868
>he’s an incel
dngmi

[Anonymous No.]

>>288780
>smaller than 140cm
anon, I...

[Anonymous No.]

>>288936
tfw 137m.....

[Anonymous No.]

>>288884
im not an incel. i just commit myself exclusively to superior 2D ladies
have fun dealing with shit, piss, tears, hair and sweat while i stay completely clean

[Anonymous No.]

>>288884
You don't belong

[Anonymous No.]

>>289044
>he can’t balance between both
>>289160
Seethe

[Anonymous No.]

>>288683
>Baqua my hog every morning
YES

[Anonymous No.]

>>286092
Asperger Onion

[Anonymous No.]

>>289226
well, well, isnt it time again to lick some pussies, dirt muncher?

[Anonymous No.]

Retarded and autistic girls have high sex drive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>289303
Your cope is showing

[Anonymous No.]

>>289546
i bet your 3D woman moans like a bitch

[Anonymous No.]

>>289589
Wouldn’t you like to know

[Anonymous No.]

She's actually make-a-wish-foundation, special-needs-classroom, mom-takes-her-to-the-hospital retarded. Like not retarded in a "lol this girl is quirky and kind of dumb, she's retarded!" Retarded in a way that makes it awkward for her fellow Holos to even interact with her. Simultaneously kind of sad when you see how she struggles, and honestly a bit inspiring in the sense that she managed to overcome this challenge and become so successful as an entertainer. I'm proud of her. But I will never understand people who sexualize her. It just feels wrong when she has the brain of a five year old.

[Anonymous No.]

I love that ridiculous looking cat she has and I think her redesign is stupidly cute. The world is truly blessed for this special onion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>289602
no, i hate moaning

[Anonymous No.]

>>289684
Ok buddy

[Anonymous No.]

>>289721
yeah pal

[Anonymous No.]

>>289770
oh yeh thats the view when you gag on korones thick, juicy cock

[Anonymous No.]

>>289857
the knot...

[Anonymous No.]

>>289857
h-hot...

[Anonymous No.]

>>286092
No, just autistic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>289627
>I will never understand people who sexualize her
Look at those thighs man,,,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YcqQeC5jxaw

[Anonymous No.]

>>289627
She has an attractive design, that´s all it takes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>289602
I wouldn't, you know since I have good taste and all that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>289627
>mom-takes-her-to-the-hospital
That shit hits hard, man. I do it by myself now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>286092
Freedom Smile!

[Anonymous No.]

>>289627
>But I will never understand people who sexualize her.
It's hard not to do that when her art is so good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>289627
That's the kind of girl I like

[Anonymous No.]

>>290684
>Likes reddit dragon
>Thinks he has the right judge anyone´s taste

[Anonymous No.]

>>288179
https://japaneseruleof7.com/are-japanese-people-retarded/

[Anonymous No.]

>>289627
>Aqua goes to an off-collab
>Has to be dropped off by her parents
>They give the other members their phone number in case she has a meltdown
>Other members bring out snacks after the stream
>Aqua starts screaming because they don't have her favourite juice
>Her parents show up and apologise profusely
>They take her to the car and give her a Switch, at which point she finally calms down
>She falls asleep on the return trip, drooling all over her car booster seat
>Her father carries her back into their house and into bed
>Her mother pours a glass of wine, the only way she can get to sleep any more
>Just another day in the life of Minato Aqua

[Anonymous No.]

>>289627
Because her innocence is what makes her so lewdable in the most wholesome way possible

[Anonymous No.]

>>291400
>ywn give the onion a switch to calm her down before carrying her to bed while she drools all over you

Why even live at this point?

[Anonymous No.]

>>288291
Sherlock Holmes whole schtick was knowing seeming useless trivia which allowed him to deduce a lot of bullshit from very limited information, what the fuck are you talking about?

[Anonymous No.]

https://files.catbox.moe/6l047s.mp4
>tfw Aqua will never jump on top of you

[Anonymous No.]

>>291400
god that's so cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>291642
Sherlock Holmes didn't know generally known facts because they were useless for his job. He would answer right a couple of question which are related to his job(such as which gas is used in a cigarette lighter)

[Anonymous No.]

>>291400
>juice
Fake news. The only liquid Aqua consumes is Red Bull.

[Anonymous No.]

>>286092
Yes, and that's okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>292482
Red bull instead of monster? I don't care how thicc her thighs are and how fat her tits are. She's now officially dead to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>292569
Yes. She even got mad at Shion for mistaking them.
>i went over to Aqua's and she had all these monster cans all over her desk!
>I DONT DRINK MONSTER I DRINK RED BULL

https://youtube.com/watch?v=GH3OXdbrPVw

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrFWWl_PDK8
yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>289226
Mah nigga

[Anonymous No.]

>>289627
>mom-takes-her-to-the-hospital retarded
I had my mom take me to a checkup when I was 21 and she came into the room with me and the doctor looked at me like I was literally retarded. He even said something to the effect of "You're 21 right? Why is your mom still here?"
In my defense I had literally not gone to a doctor since I was a teenager and my mom made the appointment so she and I just absentmindedly went together

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>>287990
>ancient and medieval history is entertaining and more important
No it isn't, it's also useless and unimportant, and inundated with the same backwater shitholes you're bitching about right now. Geology and geography are much more important.

[Anonymous No.]

>>286092
like every woman, yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>288382
idk, she knows to speak 3 lenguages very fluent

[Anonymous No.]

her bgm sounds is the audio equivalent of eating glue

[Anonymous No.]

>>295084
I too copy youtube comments when making 4chan posts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>295084
things changed when the loading screen was updated

[Anonymous No.]

>>295619
Top tier loading screen.
https://youtu.be/kXma6hOqUIE
It really does prepare you for what you're about to experience.

[Anonymous No.]

She seems really chill and basically normal during her long minecraft streams though

[Anonymous No.]

>>296204
Because Minecraft is a game for autists. She fits right in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>293439
lmao there's no defense to that the doctor was absolutely right you retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>296574
Do you think it calms her autism?

[Anonymous No.]

>>289627
>mom-takes-her-to-the-hospital retarded

[Anonymous No.]

>>296204
minecraft is for autists so that's not surprising

[Anonymous No.]

>>287883
Piss of muggle this is a wizard board

[Anonymous No.]

>ywn beat Aqua in Mario Kart so hard that she starts crying

[Anonymous No.]

>>286492
You would too if your back to back TWO TIME title got rng'd away from you by a single point.

well, probably not cry, because you're a dude, but I'd be pretty fucking mad if that happened. I'd call suisei a lucky faggot if I were Aqua

[Anonymous No.]

>>297171
don't bully our autist please

[Anonymous No.]

>>297324
>you would cry too about your back to back title in a children's video game that doesn't mean anything that your coworker won in a friendly game
Get your autism checked out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>286492
>and her coworkers didn't know how to deal with it.
???
She didn't cry on discord, you retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>292829
FeelsDankMan FluteTime

[Anonymous No.]

>>297357
>that post
>this board

sorry that you've never experienced a single iota of competitiveness in your entire life you 0-T fagmuffin. your participation trophy is over there with the other identical ones your tee-ball team got

[Anonymous No.]

>>297639
I'll never understand retards that get so upset over a video game

[Anonymous No.]

>>297639
>you aren't sperging out over videogames?
>you must have never accomplished anything
every time I see this take I just instantly assume they have brain damage

[Anonymous No.]

>>297639
How about you go suck a cock like the faggot you are to muffle the sound of you crying over a lost league game that someone threw for not getting mid.
Meanwhile, I'll be here playing comfy games with my daughter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>297826
>>298014
>>298269
When did I ever fucking defend going total sperg over a video game? All I'm trying to do is explain to you literal downies what it's like to get hyped about winning something only to lose in a really disappointing way. Whether you go full autismo like agua did or whether you just get mad for a while, it's unnatural to not have a reaction after losing.

I guess you guys prefer to just watch some alternate universe olympics where everyone smiles robotically after not coming in first and shows no other emotion or signs of frustration at all, right?

holy fucking christ you're all bizarre

[Anonymous No.]

>>298497
See you then

[Anonymous No.]

>>297639
Aqua-sama... it's okay to lose at Mario Cart

[Anonymous No.]

>>296059
This is some avant-garde shit.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to make Aqua mad and have her cry!

[Anonymous No.]

>>286092
>retarded
no
>baqua
yes

retarded is a condition where you get stuck with having room temp IQ for your whole life, baqua just pretends she's windows randomly and keeps fucking crashing

[Anonymous No.]

tfw an autistic onion is far better at videogames than me

[Anonymous No.]

>>298269
>>287641
>>290780
Why are you guys posting the blacklisted artist's work?

[Anonymous No.]

>>297639
>>297324
LMAO it’s a friendly game of Mario Kart (not even a competitive game) with friends. Anyone who would get upset from that is a genuine sperg.

>>298497
>comparing a friendly game of Mario kart to the olympics
shiggy diggy

[Anonymous No.]

>>300515
>blacklisted
elaborate

[Anonymous No.]

>>300682
Wrote "tskk nmsl" on a tombstone on a Halloween drawing for Aqua, chinese internet speak for "Kiryuu Coco, your mom is dead" which is apparently horribly offensive in China. It was featured in her outro card and someone saw it and she removed it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>300801
Oh shit that was the same guy? I didn't know, I was just posting them because they're hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>300801
What the fug
Why entire world went fucking insane in 2020?

[Anonymous No.]

>>301009
Chinks were never sane to begin with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>300801
>throwing away your entire career over a stupid chink dispute

[Anonymous No.]

click click click sluuurp

[Anonymous No.]

>>302462
https://youtu.be/7rd1VQXNDAs

[Anonymous No.]

>>286092
I'm sexual attracted to mental illnesses, needless to say, Aqua's stream is my viagra

[Anonymous No.]

>>286092
someone on /jp/ had a long-winded armchair therapist post about Aqua's state of mind, but I don't remember most of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>303658
Is it basically just her mind being a monkey clapping cymbals together?

[Anonymous No.]

>>303819
No it was something along the lines of She's interpreting her reality in two different ways, one where she thinks she's the life of the party and the the other where she knows she's unsociable. the example he used was when Aqua went to the restaurant with others and Aqua explained it like she was totally normal, but the others said she was quiet and needed help ordering her food.

[Anonymous No.]

>>304546
>one where she thinks she's the life of the party and the the other where she knows she's unsociable.
I think it's a little sad that I understand that with no trouble at all. It's kind of cute that she tries to spin it that way though, it makes me want to give her a hug. It must suck when reality creeps in a little.

[Anonymous No.]

I love this autistic onion

[Anonymous No.]

>>291400
>Aqua starts screaming because they don't have her favourite juice
This but with ice cream

[Anonymous No.]

>>300801
Correction: Aqua never featured the Halloween drawing. The artist got shit on by everyone and tried backpedaling by posting an edited version then went to cry about it on bilibili before she even woke up.
But she ended up purging everything else he drew for her from her intro and outro animation and never used his art for anything after that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>305637
Something feels different about this Aqua

[Anonymous No.]

>>303024
>tfw Baqua is probably a mouthbreather

[Anonymous No.]

>>303024
>tfw she's literally a drooling retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>297020
Meanwhile Pekora rarely interacts with her own mom despite staying at home 24/7

[Anonymous No.]

>>305735
based aqua. i love her
she had massive following in china and she chose to side with coco and abandon the chinks

[Anonymous No.]

>>287212
The wet slurping sounds are hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>287047
she is retarded for saying it because she's technically attractive, and a female, and can coast off of that without doing anything, chicks never want to admit this, if they even have the intelligence to notice it. but highschool is still useless and the equivalent qualification can be gotten in a fraction of the time, even one test in some places.

[Anonymous No.]

>>305735
Good job, Aqua. Now do a one on one collab with Coco and put the final nail in the chink antis' coffin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>304646
And being autistic, she probably hates hugs. I think Marine took a liking to Aqua because Marine's onee-san is probably on the spectrum too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>313384
I want a Baqua meme review, I don’t care if it’s reddit

[Anonymous No.]

>>297171
She got a nosebleed too. She didn't take the loss well.

>>313438
Same.

[Anonymous No.]

>>296876
>28 years old
>mom took me to the hospital last week because i can't drive
>accompanied me into the doctors office
>doc asks why my moms here but moves on
>tell the doc about my hemorrhoid
>doc tells me to drop my pants so she can inspect it
>says mom can leave if she wants
>mom doesn't wanna leave
>mom watches the doc finger my asshole
>accidentally let out a moan when the doc put it in
>mom hasn't looked at me the same since
am I retarded?

[Anonymous No.]

>>313822
>28
>can’t drive
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>313822
>>mom doesn't wanna leave
Your mom is pervert.

[Anonymous No.]

>>291400
It all makes sense now

[Anonymous No.]

>>300515
I don´t give a shit abou Cringeryu Cuckco, I just like nice art.

[Anonymous No.]

>>301009
They're chinks. They were never normal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>291400
>car booster seat
kek, she may actually be small enough for it to be possible

[Anonymous No.]

>>287641
>44,5cm
>roughly 140kg
Is she made of plutonium? Holy shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>288990
Are you cute?

[Anonymous No.]

>>292709
She became retarded after the numerous strokes she got by drinking too much of this shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>300801
What the fuck is wrong with bugmen, seriously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>289044
Hair is great. I recommend it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>300801
Why do we care what China thinks? They're completely irrelevant to rest-of-world because they voluntarily cloister themselves behind the Great Firewall and speak a dumb language.

[Anonymous No.]

>>303024
She's not the only one who does that, some other holos also make this fast breathing noise when they're excited

[Anonymous No.]

>>315091
yeah it's the peko machine-gun bunny breath. basically all of them do it. But the slurping noises she does worry me. That is a sign of actual hard autism.

[Anonymous No.]

>>287047
College, not highschool, you mutant.
She said that if you dont want to go to college then just dont and go do whatever the fuck you wanted to do. If you want to move to Japan at 17 to become a C-rate idol and then pivot into being a streamer with an anime facerig then go for it.
If you want to get an MBA and work for Hertz then go for it too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>313430
Aqua just seems super lovable to me, I bet she's really nice once you get close to her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>292482
why, it tastes like ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>287774
NIGGER

[Anonymous No.]

>>318803
I don't know, onion brain. Ask her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>286092
https://files.catbox.moe/qg3al4.mp4
NAAA

[Anonymous No.]

>>318821
>implying baqua will ever speak to me

[Anonymous No.]

ITT: EOP clipwatchers and narrativereaders

[Anonymous No.]

>>319098
sluuuuurp

[Anonymous No.]

if she is retarded then that makes this even hotter
>ywm mindbreak the autistic onion

[Anonymous No.]

>>318809
I'm fucking white.

[Anonymous No.]

>>286398
By that logic everyone in the world is a retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>319098
>Breathing noises
>chewing noises
>AUTISTIC SCREECHING

[Anonymous No.]

>>288089
didnt she move out from her moms house

[Anonymous No.]

>>319709
No, her mom didn’t like the idea and Aqua seems to have forgotten about it. Kind of a shame since it’d be cool if she moved in with or near Shion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>319098
Are you about to drop le nuclear blackpill anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>319971
completely understandable from mom's perspective if i'm honest

[Anonymous No.]

>>319971
we are still waiting excitedly to see who moves out first: pekora or aqua
hidden bonus ending if they get a place together and then do 24/7 livestream of wacky hikkimori sitcom and screaming

[Anonymous No.]

Why would she even want to move out? She streams from country perfectly fine and cities are better visited when you need it, living in them and even more in such a crampfest as tokyo sucks

[Anonymous No.]

>>320076
she has to learn how to feed and clothe herself in the next few decades in case something happens to her mom

[Anonymous No.]

>>320076
She lives in such a shithole that she can't even order food, which essentially means starvation with her cooking abilities.

[Anonymous No.]

>>320035
But they hate each other

[Anonymous No.]

>>320035
don't these two hate each other due to roommate history? I'd pay good money for these livestreams

[Anonymous No.]

>>320279
>>320285
they are super competitive which is why aqua wants to move out first to prove that she is a true adult

but really it would be best for everyone if they would live together and stream it

[Anonymous No.]

>>320279
>>320285
Stop falling for narratives

[Anonymous No.]

>>320112
can't she just hire someone assuming the holo stuff actually pays well?

[Anonymous No.]

>>320396
that person would take advantage of her and steal all her hologold
you can't be a womanchild forever aqua-chan
you need to be able to at least forage for your own grub

[Anonymous No.]

>>320317
>girl with a NEET mindset
>legit autismo
>both living in one house with no supervision
kino

[Anonymous No.]

>>320508
can you imagine the house stink....

[Anonymous No.]

>>320076
So she won't have to crash at a hotel every other time she needs to record something at the studio.

[Anonymous No.]

>>320535
Imagine one of them taking off their panties, the scent would be amazing

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine being Aqua's girlfriend!

[Anonymous No.]

>>315398
isn't high school and college the same thing?

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>>319452
exactly.

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>>297639
Sound like you were bullied by the other Tee Ball kids.

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>>320992
Are you a bong? Over there "college" means the last two years of high school IIRC, but in the US it means university.

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>>321191
>Are you a bong?
nope, slav. thanks for the clarification.
the names for schools in english are fucking confusing

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>>320699
I think it would be fun t staying at a hotel in the city every so often

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I love Aqua so much it hurts, bros.

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>>321514
It means she can't stream or play Apex, nothing fun about that.

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>>321591
She can if she stays as Shions place

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>>287680

I'm in this right now friend and I'm at my breaking point. Its great for a while but it really limits you if you wanna have a normal life.

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>>321642
>if you wanna have a normal life
You lost me.

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>>321696

I was lonely and depressed at the time too which is why it went so well. People change and grow up

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>wake up
>walk to your kitchen
>see this
What do?

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>>321766
Run
the house is burning

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>>321766
tell the 6 year old special needs child to get dressed

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>>321766
be glad I've become shion

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>>321191
As a bong, it goes like this:
>Everyone goes to primary school (usually until 11)
>Everyone goes to secondary school
>Take exams at 16
>Choose to go to college (where you do one specific 2-year course), sixth form (where you do 3-4 subjects for 2 years) or apprenticeship
>Apply to university at 18 after sixth form/college exams

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>>319971
Kumiko is too overprotective honestly. That's the impression I got

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>>320076
She hates living the countryside and having constantly commute to fucking Tokyo when there is 3D collab occasion

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>>320384
if you want to counter a narrative you have to provide counternarrative anon

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>>322079
You'd be overprotective too if you had a daughter like Aqua.

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>>321766
>what are you in my house?

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>>320035
Baqua and Shion makes a lot more sense
But I guess her mom wants to keep tabs on her so she’s stuck out in the countryside for the forseeable future

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>>321766
Why does the cake say 6? Is Aqua 6 years old?

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>>322775
mentally, yes

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>>322775
No. Shion is.

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I want to be friends with Aqua

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Are you worried about Aqua's same sex attraction to other girls?

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>>286092
She's probably the most intelligent in Hololive after Suisei. That's why she's good at video games.

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>>324410
that's not really how that works anon

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>>324410
Anon, at best she's a savant. At best.

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>>323582
Yes... very worried indeed...

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>>321642
Yeah it’s why it’s something I think I want but I doubt I really want

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>>323582
No because everyone appreciates real girls
They’re objectively cute and sexy

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>>324463
Yes it is. The concept of general intelligence, which IQ measures, is that people who are good at solving problems in one area (i.e. puzzles) tend to also be good at solving problems in another area (i.e. mathematics). Video games apply. They're just problems + dexterity. If someone is good at video games *in general*, rather than just 1 video game, it's because they're intelligent.

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>>324527
The Baqua meme started because she made a few mistakes in Minecraft when she was new to the game and didn't understand how things worked. Also because her model looks kind of derpy. Yet she destroys everyone else in Hololive at every game now. It's not easy to get into Elite Smash, you know.

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>>318856
God damn it I can’t stop watching this
It’s fucking hilarious

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>>324799
>Yet she destroys everyone else in Hololive at every game now
Except Mario Kart

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>>324857
She literally got 2nd place in the tournament and has only improved since then.

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>>324903
And guess who was #1? Suisei, the only person in Hololive smarter than Aqua.

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>>324935
If you read the original comment it literally says she’s the smartest after suisei
>American reading comprehension

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>>321642
You should impregnate her

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>>320279
>>320285
>falling for NND anti narratives
Learn nip already retards

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>>319220

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>>320035
The moment Aqua begins living alone is the moment we will lose her.

This is what her mom is afraid of. This is what we all are afraid of.

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>>325248
do your actual NND reps anon

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>>321766
quarantine the cake.

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>>287641
>Aqua awake at 10 AM in the morning ante meridian before noon
Hearty laugh

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>>325636
She said if she lives alone she would only order uber eats and refuse to actually cook

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>>325696
literally a hikki.
That's a horrible lifestyle, especially bad for the heart.

Hell you might even develop ass cancer.

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>>325729
should I mention she drinks unhealthy amount of red bull everyday? she is addicted to that shit

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>>325771
I had a friend who drank red bull every night before going to bed cause there was no time for them to study.
Eventually, he developed resistance to the shit. That and a bunch of kidney stones.

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>>287741
I'm sure theyre meant to be switched

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>>325771
Fuck off stupid clipwatcher, she does not drink red bull anymore. Just because this clip got somewhat popular doesn't mean drinking redbull became her character trait and she can't stop doing it.

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>>326496
She literally talked about it with Shion? wtf are you on

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>>326560
I watch every Aqua's stream and I can assure she does not drink red bull.

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>>326612
assure you*

If anyone is interested in it, I believe she stopped after throwing up at the end of her first jump king stream. She has a water dispenser now called Kirito (that was a viewer's suggestion) and during streams she will sometimes ask if she can drink water, not fucking red bull.

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>>326963
>water dispenser now called Kirito
sasuga

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>>326963
>Kirito
Can someone explain this joke to a retard gaijin

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>>327218
SAO protagonist she loves

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>>326963
She has a full ass water dispenser in her room? Lmao.

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>>327238
>she likes SAO
yikes

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>>327254
Okayu has one too.

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>>327349
I guess it must be a good idea for the baachua life. The image is pretty hilarious to me though.

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>>320992
In german, Hochschule is the literal translation of high school but its not the same. Hochschule is the same as University/College.

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>>326963
>after throwing up at the end of her first jump king stream
Timestamp?

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>>326963
>dropping the energy drink monkey
Nice.
I should really do the same. Wasted so much money on it.

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>>327740
She didn't throw up on stream, just near the end took a break and when she came back, said about throwing up and decided to end the stream.

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>>286092
I can relate to Aqua!

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>>297639
what the fuck is a 0-T

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>>327949
At least it's working on you. I have hypotension, so I can literally drink 1l of those and go to sleep 5 minutes after that. Even shit like strongest double espresso works for me for like 30 minutes at best.

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anyone who knows stuff about music care to explain to me what makes her old bgm sound so retarded?
i mean how it works that it gives off the impression of "being dumb"

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>>287536
>OKIROOO
Is that a fucking alarm from her voicepack?

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>>286092
saw her roommates stuff
and she is literally just being herself, so to answer your question, yes

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>>287536
>AAAaaaaAaaAaaAaaaaAAAaaa
>FINISH!
>silence
Lmao

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I hope we can make a daily "Is Aqua retarded" thread a reality.
I want to discuss how retarded Aqua is with you guys every day.

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>>321236
it's not english, it's just an NA thing

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>>329194
Honestly I would love to as well, maybe the other baachuas could be included too. It's funny seeing all how many of them are on the spectrum doing quirky things, it makes them beyond cute.

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The self-reported length of the average european penis, 14.5cm, is almost 10% of the self-reported height of the average japanese Aqua, 148cm.

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I'm jealous of how good she is at Apex. How did she become so good at games?

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>>329498
imagine

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>>286398
>https://files.catbox.moe/uixbws.mp4
Reminds me of the Uh-Oh, Stinky! guy without the grossness.

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>>330239
nothing else in her blain

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>>333611
ignorance truly is bliss...

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Do you think Aqua is constantly making the same dumb face her avatar does?

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>>336333
I think she looks at her avatar on the screen and tries to emulate it. She must make some crazy expressions.

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>>336333
yes, just like korone

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>>329498
this sounds correct but I cannot fathom it

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>>328383
I think he's trying to claim you have a testosterone deficiency.

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>>291209
Reddit dragon is good but Baqua is better

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>>314117
Go away bugman

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>>318208
I bet she's very nice but most people on the spectrum don't like physical contact with other people that's of a non-sexual nature.

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>>327953
Actually, she ended the first 11.5 hour stream, took a break(vomited off cam) then came back while she had already started a new stream and said she threw up. Then Aqua went on to complete the game.

Her body was soulless for about 15 minutes so she probably got pretty sick from the long play time but Onion is persistent and she kept playing for around 13 hours total.

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>>348981
Yeah that's a big part of it I think. Didn't Aqua sleep snuggled up to one of the other baachuas?

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>>350883
Actually, no.
https://youtu.be/E0ptngGsd04?t=6500

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>>352549
So what is she saying at 21:23? I don't know enough nip to follow her here.

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>>343770
nmsl...

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>>352759
Rewind to 19:55, she was talking about her humidifier.

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>>352759
>>353653
So she says 入ってなかった, nothing about throwing up.

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>>286092
https://youtu.be/XW3jUCGVxj0
100% that one stupid friend.