I will ONLY watch males now

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You know what, fuck this. I am sick of caring about my oshi the way I do. These streamers use anime girl models that are tailor-made to be like crack cocaine to the male visual cortex, they cutesy up their voice and behavior, they act nice to you, and it's all for one purpose: to hook into the male psyche of loving and protecting cute grils. And then when you fall for it hook line and sinker, these cunts gaslight you and act like you're crazy for viewing them in that way.

Fine. From now on, I'm watching male streamers exclusively. Picrelated is my new oshi. I don't know his name or jack shit about him. I picked him because he reminds me of Mikami from Death Note. Looking forward to gaming with you bro.

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>>28521664
1 week tops and youll drop him

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>>28521664
Come back to 2017, learn of the ways of the babiniku.

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>>28521843
why does veetee hate babiniku? it is the superior way to enjoy vtubers

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Wishing the best for you anon.
Update us in the future about your decision.

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>>28521843
i wanna go back so bad

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>>28521664
If they had a shota I would've jumped ship, following male streamers is less painful than following female ones, but I need a design that I like first to give me hype

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I hope I like this guy because I unironically like his shamelessly Alucard-derived design. I would have lots of fun being the bookish vampire guy if I were in his shoes.

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>>28521664
>chose a bro before even getting to know them
Anon, at least scope them out first. Vtubing is quite literally commercializing friendships so you don't have to actually socialize. Pick and choose a model right for you.

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>>28521918
Ebola is coming back so Eilene might, MIGHT, just make an Ebola-chan video again... A man can dream...
>>28521880
I don't think they hate them so much that they really dropped off in popularity after 2018 and now most of vtubing only know Hololive EN basically so most "fans" are completely ignorant of the roots of the hobby.

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>>28521664
Nah, he looks more like a cross between Alucard from Castlevania and Alucard from Helsing. Also, a chin that will pierce the heavens.

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if you're gonna watch brotubers you might as well just go to twitch and watch normal male streamers instead

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>>28521664
Based bro.

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>>28522258
Twitch male streamers are kinda cringe though, they fall into Dr. Disrespect rager, PewDiePie reaction faces, or generic shirtless guy that doesn't say anything. It seems fake

Vtubers at least gives me the notion that it is fake and is upfront about it

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>>28522095
I highly doubt it will matter, but either way, doesn't matter. I'll probably watch them all from time to time. They're just my bros. Some will be a better fit than others, but there's no need to find the perfect one or anything. Unlike my former oshi, who I treasured for her particular characteristics and devoted myself to (which is bad apparently).

>>28522258
I probably will do that too.

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>>28521664
Really though? Because they all look generic sameface to me. Not even good sameface, just bland overall. That's why they add all these extra features on to stand out.

It's not your visual cortex that stood no chance. You got caught up in hype and liked it to be part of the trend and not miss out. It's the same kind of thing as gamer hype, you guys hype stuff up and then screech when the game sucks and didn't make anime real. What's your solution? Watch more overhyped content but now it's male so it's different?

My dude... You ain't fixing shit about your life or your zoomer mental disorder.

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>>28521664

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>>28522649
>they all look generic sameface
What are you, gay? Who gives a fuck about their looks? They're men
>You got caught up in hype
I have never once picked an oshi from her debut. All my oshis have been chubas who existed for a while, meaning it wasn't about hype. Nor am I hyped about Mikami. I simply decided to pick a bro, and there's nothing at stake, so I picked one of these new holostars who happen to be front and center.

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>>28521664
My brother

This is my new oshi

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>>28521664
EMBRACE YOUR HERITAGE, MEN OF THE WEST

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>>28523099
Looks like a cool bro. I'd like to crack open a cold one and watch him play some vidya sometime. Hope to see you there too bro

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>>28521664
Based. This is a stars board now.

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>>28523099
He seems like the funniest bro so far to make up for the model debuff

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>>28522442
Might I introduce you to our lord and saviour Northernlion

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>>28521664
welcome anon to the club anon. male streamer are superior long in term and soon the rest will realize the same

I hope they have some good middle age men in their team.

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I might as well, i'm personally tired of thinking about a woman i know i'll never meet, she will never know my name, all of that, i only watch IRyS and i've been watching vinny for like a decade, i'm a little bored of him so i might switch to these guys if they're actually good.

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>>28521664
>>28522095
My oshibro
My broshi

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>>28521995
This.
If there isn't a shota, it isn't worth watching.

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>>28521664
That’s Alucard.

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>>28521664
based

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>>28521664
>like crack cocaine to the male visual cortex, they cutesy up their voice and behavior, they act nice to you, and it's all for one purpose: to hook into the male psyche of loving and protecting cute grils
But for almost all the viewers, it doesn't lead to a hatred of male collabs. Sounds more like a skill issue on your part.

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>>28527070
>tired of thinking about a woman i know i'll never meet
This. When I watch my oshi, it's 50% for the content, and 50% to show my support for someone I can't help but care about, and caring is pain, especially when the woman can't or won't understand the true nature of the dynamic, and therefore can't or won't understand what is pleasant or unpleasant for the viewers. It sounds so refreshing to just watch a dude.

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>>28525622
That's just Cohh before Cohh became a shill

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Mikami is the worst iteration of Kira and you are a fag for thinking otherwise

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>>28527778
Keep up anon, that's Homocard, a Walmart bargain bin version of Alucard

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>>28529083
>It sounds so refreshing to just watch a dude.
Same goes for irl as well. Having female friends is like having a talking cat, it will eat up your time and demand certain things out of you with little return. Male friends are funnier, more tolerable even if they're don't match your personality, will genuinely help you out if shit goes wrong, etc. We only like and care about random women because our brains have been hijacked for our protective urges.

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>>28527928
I can't BOTH be attracted to a woman AND just not care about her flirting with some dude. I know there's nothing logically wrong with it, but it's not particularly pleasant to watch. Idk what to tell you. These girls and their models are deliberately trying to be attractive