Bros...

[Anonymous No.]

All I wanted was a manly brotuber...

All we got was 4 more fujoshits.

Blue one is salvageable I guess. Catyears is TBD. Other 2 are genuinely yaoi designs. Even if they liked every hobby I like, I still wouldn't watch them.

[Anonymous No.]

what, you don't even know how they're gonna act, get your head out of your ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>28460554
one of them can still turn out to be manly you havent watched them stream yet. dont give up so fast

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>>28460769
I know friend...but look how they look!!! Would you genuinely want to hang out with someone who looks like that?! Even if they had based taste?

I feel genuinely bad for these guys. Not even being ironic or anything.

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>>28460554
Kenshiro...
im sorry...

[Anonymous No.]

>>28460554
I know the feels man. Like some burned up ex-detective, or a gritty dark souls themed knight. Or SOMETHING ACTUALLY COOL

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>>28461071
Unironically this. I don't even care if we get a holmes counter to Ame

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>>28460554
Who is the best brotuber?

[Anonymous No.]

Here's hoping not all of them are going for the bfe
Please give me ONE brotuber like Roberu

[Anonymous No.]

You thought it would be anything different ever since Luxiem crashed down for EN males?

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>>28461071
Man...imagine something like a grizzled mercenary who wants your coin but is also very professional? A hardened knight, stalwart in defending the weak, a veteran of many battles? A savage barbarian who appears ferocious but actually has a heart of gold?

Maybe even an older, grandpa like one like Aruran, almost like a wizened warlock?

Well...I suppose the folks at Cover probably know what they're doing better than I do.

[Anonymous No.]

They still have the month to show how brotuber they can be. They'll play games longer and actually beat them. Maybe even do harder difficulties or self-imposed handicaps to show their gamer prowess.

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>>28461245
Athelstan

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>>28461071
Better waitting for nijiEN then

[Anonymous No.]

If Axel is who people think he is, he's the brotuber you're looking for. He even plays strategy games

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>>28461245
Lot of good ones in JP. For holo, I think Roberu is pretty good. For niji, honestly, I used to watch clips of Kuzuha but got kinda bored when all he did was stream fps. But he was pretty funny back when I watched him. Kenmochi is pretty funny and has one of the best chemistry with his chat. But its hard to get into them without knowing Japanese, and I'm pretty shit at it.

But nowadays, if I want to take a break from the Holo EN girls, I mostly just watch male streamers on twitch like SmallAnt. Would like to see a cool brotuber that speaks English. Something to wash the palette after spending too much time with girls.

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>>28461905
>Implying Cover will let him play what he wants
You will play Minecraft and the FOTM and like it.

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>>28461689
Yeah that would be pretty cool if one of them was a speedrunner or a challenge gamer.

I know the Niji EN boys do a lot of Jump King/Getting over it challenges. But they pander too much to fujo fans unfortunately. Really liked Luca at the beginning too.

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>>28460554
Female fans is the only way they succeed anon.

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>>28461905
Sounds promising. Would be cool to see someone play paradox games. Though permissions may be a restrictive.

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>>28460554
Same. I bet if they had went with BattleShounen designs they would've been received a lot better and still would have had a massive female audience

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>>28461071
Imagine the concept of hololive fantasy but with dudes. Instead of that we got these overdesigned futuristic shit. Its fucking over

[Anonymous No.]

Woman money > man money. They will bend the knee to women's taste in good time.

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>>28460554
just watch a real person not some guy larping an anime character

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>>28460994
You dont deserve bros if you judge people based on how they look anon...

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>>28460554
After Sans positive reception, the lack of shotas is astonishing

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>>28462707
Ain't that the truth. Its not like men don't spend on superchats and merch. Its just that men generally have a sense of limit. When they don't, society generally makes fun of them for it.

Women have no sense of limit and just buy as much as they can. Thus, they influence more than men do when they get into predominantly male hobbies, thus destroying them one by one.

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>>28462848
You're right anon, I will still try to give them a chance. Just got really disappointed now after Luxiem and Noctyx. If those 2 hadn't come out before and this was the first major western corpo release of male vtubers, then I would probably be more forgiving. Hell, I'd be very sympathetic even.

Its just...the last thing I want to be is a saviourfag for MEN. I feel like if I watched these guys, I'd feel nothing but pity. Still, we'll see how they do.

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>>28460554
Cover must have seen Luxiems reception, Noctyx reception and Sans reception. Why weren't they taking notes?

They should know what works versus what doesn't by now.

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>>28460554
I know that feel anon, we never gonna get something like this

[Anonymous No.]

Desgin isn't everything.
I used to ignore Astel because I thought he looked like a fuckboy.

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>>28460769
read the tweets faggot, we already know EXACTLY how they're gonna act

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>>28462639
This is pretty crazy but imagine if Cover could do like a collab with Shounen Jump and get Jump mangakas to do character designs? Would be a huge publicity boost for both parties and could attract a very wide audience. Lots of girls love shounen manga

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>>28464688
Just love how even with hiring FGO artist they still miss a bunch of shit, imagine if they hire Takeuchi and they ask to him to make a model similar to Shinji Matou instead of Archer

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>>28461245
Pewdiepie. Maximilian_DOOD.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28461245
Kenji

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>>28461245

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>>28461245
etika...

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>>28460554
>No brawlers
>No Shotas
>Male characters with the same bodytype
>Safe design concepts with terrible execution

[Anonymous No.]

>>28460554
Cover branding on suicide watch

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>>28465367
sadge

[Anonymous No.]

HolostarsID will save the branch when they introduce a shota.

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>>28461071
Yeah this is what I want in a male chuuba
Instead we keep getting this dumb shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>28466630
Based

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>>28461071
it really would be that easy..

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>>28461245
power nelson is pretty cool

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>>28461071
>tfw still no batman lookalike brotuber
>tfw still no super sentai brotuber
>tfw still no space marine brotuber
why live?

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>>28470848
It's over brothers...

[Anonymous No.]

So many Twitch viewers and Discord babies in this thread.
You don't even watch them so back to watching forsen, xQc, Nymn, or whatever Twitch streamers is on at the moment.

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>>28466681
Miss that fucker everyday...

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>>28471757
I kinda see where you're coming from, but its like saying don't watch anime, watch live action tv or movies. We want the bro experience from a vtuber, not from some twitch normie. No offense to those who do watch them.

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>>28460554
I don't care about the designs, actions speak louder than words. You can look like a fujo fuck boy and still be the chaddest guy in the room

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>>28472171
Actually, you're right. I shouldn't be so harsh. Apologies for getting mad.
I guess I'll see what happens after a week or 2. If they're good, they're good.

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In response to my own post: >>28471757
I have decided to give them a chance. If they're good, I'll watch them.
Heck, it could be like IRyS all over again. Semi-weird model but good streamer.

[Anonymous No.]

I actually wanted a Vtuber that caters to normalfag tastes like shooters and sports games. Like a Vtuber Sidemen or Faze Clan type because that dynamic at least is interesting.

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>>28469259
You sound like a low T faggot.

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>>28460554
LancedJack and ManlyTears would have been PERFECT for Tempus.

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>>28462639
>>28465511
this. Just look at how many western girls cream themselves with the MHA boys or want to be choked to death by Jotaro

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>>28470848
I'm not a brotuber beggar but as a Tokusatsu fan I would REALLY fucking love a super sentai or Kamen Rider nerdy fan vtuber. God I want one so bad I have almost no one to nerd out about Kamen Rider with. It hurts....

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>>28473517
you're in luck I guess?

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>>28461245
Max

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>>28472515
Hey no worries. I've also been unnecessarily harsh on these boys without actually seeing what they're like. I'll give them a fair chance. Hell...they can't be worse than what noctyx turned out to be right?

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>>28461071
I will get that gundam autist brotuber someday...

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>>28472515
>>28473765
same I'll watch their debuts. Maybe that was the strategy all along to give them shit models to create noise and they end up having great debuts

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>>28461245

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>>28460554
No ikemen heroes..

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>>28466630
Correct

[Anonymous No.]

>Wake up
>Look at the timeline of each member.
>Already seen some faggot say L +ratio.
Jesus christ, Thank god I watch JP only.

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>>28475365
Its unfortunate. Either that's just how they are or they read a lot of niji en twitter and want to emulate it. Wouldn't even be surprised if cover had them go thru a training prep on twitter use, and they were like "just do what luxiem/noctyx do".

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>>28460554
You think THIS is fujobait? If anything, the hideous designs will enable them to not have to pander.

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>>28475664
>You think THIS is fujobait?
Its an attempt at fujobait, its a massive failure, but its an attempt

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>>28475664
>noir
Junjou Romantica looking motherfucker.

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>>28473731
Max? I don't even think he watches anime or vtubers at all

[Anonymous No.]

maybe one day, anon..maybe one day

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>>28475664
The left yes, the right is unsalvageable

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>>28460554
corpos will never have brotubers, male vtubers are just free fujo bucks for them. There are some good 2view male indies though

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>>28460554
You're retarded.

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>>28476504
The right genuinely looks like its from deviantart. Really feel sorry for that dude. I'm rooting for him since I always have a soft spot for underdogs.

But still...why does Cover frequently act like they're not the world's biggest and best vtuber agency? Have they just gotten that complacent? Maybe more competition is needed for them to wake the fuck up and remember they got to the top for a reason.

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>>28476482
I'm praying anon.

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>>28460554
I just want a simulator autist malechuuba.

[Anonymous No.]

I was hoping for that as well.

As silly as this sounds, and I only say it’s silly cause I was ridiculed for it in /hlgg/, I think it would be/have been endearing to get a brotuber-vtuber who promoted a more refined and healthy lifestyle.

Mori: fat
Ame: mixed bag
Kiara: self-improving, but does not fix her mind, relies on doctors
Gura: leaves moldy plates in the sink, probably not too clean
Ina: dirty neet
Kronii: depressed menhera
Mumei: menhera
IRys: weak-willed, depressed

Of all of EN, the only two that seem reasonably level-headed and not menhera is Bae and Fauna. They have proven the test of time with stress and know their limits. Which shows absolute maturity. How this relates to the brotuber aspect of what I was saying is that, I figure the reason we all like watching the above mentioned ones with personal problems is because they are relatable, whereas Bae and Fauna have an almost unreachable level of attraction, but what if we received a brotuber who was mature? If he is charismatic enough, he would receive a large following even from the people who dislike male vtubers, and with that charisma could push people to maturity, and there’s no better feeling to become mature and get yourself and your life in order, but it would be interesting to get a brotuber in this medium. It would be an interesting experience to see.

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>>28479850
You touched an important point, which is doing something that everyone else is not doing. This is what is necessary when the market is saturated; find an untapped niche and exploit it. Don't just do what your competitor does and hope it works out for you.

Would be pretty cool to see a high-profile corpo vtuber that creates a brand around motivation, discipline, healthy habits, diet, exercise, maybe even socializing. Hell...if they did an early morning stream to get people to wake up early, I think I would follow that.

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>>28480649
A big part of self improvement would be not watching Vtubers. It's a self defeating idea.

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>>28481336
normalfag mentality

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>>28481336
Well that could be the end goal. Drop a bomb on the audience when you finally graduate. Make everyone seethe and remember you for years.

And perhaps push some people forward.

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>>28481336
The hobby is niche for people who don’t go outside much as it requires the viewer to sit inside. And the target audience isn’t someone who goes out to parties and has a vibrant social life and such. He would have to be just enough of a motivation for young men to get up and start moving, doing something with themselves other than spend long periods of time in their rooms being unproductive.
>>28480649
Exactly, that’s the point. There are NO vtubers who are motivational enough for people to change in the good way. I brought up Fauna and Bae because when Fauna first spoke of exercise, I saw so many Saplings post about how they ALSO wanted to start exercising. This kind of motivation is absolutely powerful, and in some respects, I don’t think women have the power to motivate a mass amount of their followers to get up and do something. Masculinity is a fraternal order, testosterone is a compound that flows through men very differently from women, and often times it creates imbalances and harms the individual, if you’re a man, you absolutely can relate far more to another man than any woman, and if a brotuber-vtuber comes along to introduce such masculine ideals into their streams, maybe viewers could understand them. They could understand that being weak bodied and ill minded is not a productive way of living your life and that it’s important to give yourself a healthy life, and this starting point can cascade into many different positive changes.

It would just be something wonderful to see in an age of absolute despair.

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>>28473668
I will now give him a chance!

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>>28460554
Mr Hands likes bionicle
there is hope brother

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>>28475664
>/vt/ still doesn't know what a fujo is
Color me surprised

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>>28460554
Cover wants to be a multimedia franchise but would you pick up a manga those designs being the protagonists? What about a video game? Would you be interested in an animated movie if it were filled with those Tempus designs? Would you But an anime statue with of that design?

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>>28473517
Kanda does Super Hero Time watchalongs every single week without fail.

[Anonymous No.]

That Magni lad seems alright.

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>>28473668
Holy shit. Hands Man suddenly shot up in potential basedness

[Anonymous No.]

>>28461245
It used to be SBFP...

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>>28473517
>>28485950
https://youtu.be/43UJjjaF-2o
He also basically used his entire 3D debut stream to do Kamen Rider poses and scene recreations in a white room instead of planning elaborate shit like the others usually do.

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>>28460554
THEY'RE NOT HIMMMMMMMMMMMM

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>>28460554
>All I wanted was a manly brotuber...
Brotubers get no views unless they're collabing with Kagura Mea or Tamaki.
Not a single anon who says he wants a 'brotuber' would actually watch one.

[Anonymous No.]

Take the Indie pill anons.

[Anonymous No.]

Blue guy is already gonna win, The blue ones always do.

Furry will have an easy time.

Hands and Vampire is gonna be personality cause those models are very... eh

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>>28460554
Model do not say anything. Iroha will beat up everyone in Ring Fit

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>>28460554
How long until they get walfie models or fanmade models. If Ollie can use Olivia, or Coco using Kaine, theres no reason to use the bad design

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>>28460554
It's really a shame because that's what I wanted aswell. Maybe their personalities are alright but for me only Blue and Orange are tolerable so far.

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>>28476255
Max is only into old anime like trigun, akira or oh my goddess

[Anonymous No.]

>>28486553
why did you have to dig up that memory

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>>28473517
there are some kamen rider nerd female chuubas but they're all fujos

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>>28490546
>Max is only into old anime like trigun, akira or oh my goddess
Yeah ok, he sort of redeemed himself

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>>28464968
he is atleast a good looking seaweed fuckboy.
I was laughing at Magni earlier but i actually kinda feel bad for him now.

somehow cover made them look even worse than Noxtyx's generic ass designs

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>>28465511
getting Mangakas (specially true for ones in jump) for art seems like you're asking for delays to happen.

going for people who are fans and want in probably is the best (gacha artists mostly, where they have a lot of notable ones already)

[Anonymous No.]

I actually quite like Magni's and Noir's concepts, the execution is just absolutely horrid, Noir just needs to get some chin reduction, Magni to not look like he was stretched sideways.

the hands are pretty cool and reminds of Betelgeuse Romani Conti.

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>>28460554
so you admit? that you wanted good looking males? you're gay anon

[Anonymous No.]

>Manly Vtubers

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>>28461650
Not OP, but Aruran seems based compared to those fujobaits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28461650
>tfw no Augustus vtuber that is a shrewd man but but is apparently super chill at first

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>>28470848
>why live?
Just to suffer, it seems.

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>>28488259
>>28492655

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>>28492780
Aruran is top tier design. He mog both star EN and Niji alone.

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>>28468480
>No Shotas
Personally, this pisses me off the most. We could have gotten a cute boy, maybe even some funny interactions between him and Calli the shotacon, but no, gotta play it safe, I guess.

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>>28460554
>manly brotuber

L O R D

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>>28475664
>left
>hideous

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>>28475664
I can't unsee Magni as wide Edward Elric

[Anonymous No.]

There's only one manly brotuber.

[Anonymous No.]

Are you judging by looks alone? Isnt personality the whole thing about being tuber? Thats too early.

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>>28492655
Krimbo can draw semen demons so he's based.

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>>28493854
That's fujobait and not cool. Unless you are gay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28494743
What if I'm bisexual?