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A thread for the Spinal Shinigami, Mori Calliope, and the members of her extended universe

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I FUCKING LOVE KAWAIIOPE MORIRIN AND I WANT TO MARRY THIS DORK, START A FAMILY WITH THIS DORK, AND RAISE A SON WITH THIS DORK, A SON WHO’LL INHERIT OUR RESPECTIVE BEST TRAITS AND ATTRIBUTES BUT IS ALSO JUST AS MUCH OF A DUMB CHUUNI AS HIS BEAUTIFUL DORK OF A MOTHER

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Why does the thread always die the moment I turn my back

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>>28440371
start paying attention to what page its on

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Is Mori the one that would practice kissing with her brother?

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>>28440371
We're all a figment of your imagination. If you turn your back on us, we have no reason to exist here anymore.

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>karaoke with exciting updates in 6-ish hours
place yer bets lads what is dad bringing home from the supermarket

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>>28440448
Don't know about that. The sibling stories we've heard from her seem to all involve broken noses and running them over.

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Morpipipipiopipipoipi

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remember to love your Mori

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>>28440642
No

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I'm saying this advanced thanks for taking the heat off us deadbeats. It sucks but it looks like your oshi is the first one streaming after tempus so shitposter are now your fucking problem.
t.teamate.

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>extended universe

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>>28440778
Just another day for us. Hope the retards stop targeting Ame soon.

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>>28440778
Eh whatever, I'll sing post bout how much I enjoy my cute reaper singing.

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>>28440778
Lots of kino lined up from her coming soon so it won't be that bad.

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Which holo is Mori most likely to suit herself to and call "Mommy"?

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>>28440133
Previous thread: >>28421627

//// Mori Calliope Ch. hololive-EN
YT: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCL_qhgtOy0dy1Agp8vkySQg
Twitter: https://twitter.com/moricalliope
#calliolive #callillust #callioP #callilust
Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/artist/1PhE6rv0146ZTQosoPDjk8

//// Team Calli – EMI Records Japan (Universal Music Group)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/calliope_info
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@moricalliope_hololiveen

Most recent stream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7IbsGqFui0
Upcoming stream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWSdoWCmHI4
//// Music: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLB8Nt5W7hnKA_pG2qljWbgVmJPobrLTm4
DEAD BEATS (September 12, 2020) EP: https://moricalliope.streamlink.to/DEADBEATS
Your Mori (April 4, 2021) EP: https://calliope.streamlink.to/2ndEPCD
UnAlive (March 21, 2022) LP: https://cover.lnk.to/UnAlive
Shinigami Note (Coming soon! - July 20, 2022) EP Pre-order: https://lnk.to/mcsnph
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5BRLBJ81BA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBafHivo7O0
//// Stream Holy嫉妬: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=krlr_ucg2YU

//// Crunchyroll Expo 2022: https://twitter.com/crunchyrollexpo/status/1547298566527500290

//// LIVE SHOW (major debut):
New Underworld Order
July 21, 2022 @ Toyosu PIT
//// Tickets on sale now! In-person lottery for JP; streaming via SPWN for overseas
//// Merch on sale for JP; Worldwide sales opening June 15
https://newunderworldorder.hololivepro.com/

Mori moments: https://pastebin.com/NNZ1QPiV (embed)

Remember to love your Mori. :}

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Any hopes for the setlist?
I know it's a long shot but I hope she remembers to do that metal version of Let Me Stay Here she talked about before

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>>28441425
Choco by far

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>>28440778
Sounds like someone couldn't take the heat.

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>>28441470
My hopes are Astrogirl, Daydream, A New Start, One Step at a Time, Let Me Stay Here, and Fever Night. There's also Play Dice but I don't think that one works as well in karaoke.

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>>28440778
It's a funny joke that you think Morischizos are going to outweigh cuckposters (and by extension Ameschizos)

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>>28441586
>There's also Play Dice but I don't think that one works as well in karaoke.
she did sing both DoA and Huge W in karaoke and that's in similar zone, and it was pretty okay

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HACHI's ORISONG:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dE-9WZaW3Gs

Miori's new cover
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGrEZkIm0AE

Milky's cover
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cj_7pkPO6X0

BGV new cover + one I missed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eHsiPJBrP_8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8sVfrVS3mQ

Ririsya's NEW acoustic cover
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMijvTBEbm0

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I wanna be her nigga

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anybody else just feeling isolated from all the shitposting going on

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>>28441852
A bit but I'm grateful for it. I don't need to be the center of every drama.

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>>28441852
it's just the kind of shitposting that was happening here around January (or even earlier, around Rikka collabs) so we were just ahead of the curve
it's okay, it'll catch up to us once Mori even mentions a single Tempus member

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>>28441852
You are just used to being the target or somehow linked to it. It's weird being on the sidelines.

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>>28441852
>anyone else feel weird that our thread is stable and largely free of shitposting?
No. Feel bad for teamates though, I like them. tfw no twinkgator gf (male)

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>>28441943
Will it? Everyone already assumes she'll mention and collab with them. Personally I don't care as long as it's only once in a while.

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I'm actually watching Sana's announcement stream after putting it off for a long time and seeing niggas still membering at the start of the stream just stabs at my heart

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>>28442035
you say that like Mori being openly talking about her VSJ collabs still doesn't cause residual shitposting to spike up when she does actually organize one

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>>28442145
>VSJ collabs
Ironmous collabs*

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>>28442206
I mean, yeah, though I won't be super surprised to see Froot or Hime one day
though personally I really hope for Nazuna one

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>>28442353
a hime collab would require hime to actually stream, lol

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>>28440778
I mean people on this board don't need a reason to shitpost about Mori anyways but I don't see what she could say to take the heat off you guys. Everyone expects her to collab with homos, despite the fact that she has collabed with only one of them in 2 years.

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>>28442353
>Froot
Mori doesn't collab with whores

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>>28442543
ehhhhhhh

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>>28442492
Those of use here know she wont actually mean any flirting. She's locked up in her own head too much.

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>>28440905
I'm not into feet but if it's Mori then I'd gladly suck her toes.

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>>28441922
dont worry people will find anything to nitpick at with the album and the concert so it'll be back to /vt/ normal soon

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>>28442543
>Monarch
>Ironmouse
>Watame
>Kiara
>Ollie
>Hime

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>>28442916
Go back to global SEAtard

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listened to the karaoke from the other day but you guys hyped it up too much I was expecting too much

still good tho

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>>28443172
She sounded great and was super cute and in a good mood, what else could you want?

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>>28442916
I'm obligated to tell you to do a backflip off your tallest mudhut

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>>28443011
>>28443349
>no argument

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>all of my old internet hangouts are either dead or invaded by shitposters
...I have you guys at least right?

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>>28443710
give me your badge and we're cool

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>>28443710
We're pretty chill most of the time, just remember I'll fight you to be the last deadbeat in the end.

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posted it on the last thread but I'll share it here one last time
https://files.catbox.moe/o2tzpt.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/jv00wu.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/n5lry3.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/kn7o9f.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/zhp133.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/vooloi.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/jytbt7.mp4

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>>28443710
maybe

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done with the karaoke VOD my Mori was really cute especially during Violet

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>>28443710
The internet as a whole has degraded, it's nice when you do find people there for the good days go
Even with the influx of catalog filth in the board for the last few months there are still people around who remember how hobby boards should be

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>>28442353
If el miguel gato is ever allowed to collab with Holos I’ll be in shock

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Moris such a michievious girl. Causing problems on purpose, so kakkoi and kawai0ji.

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>>28444656
my rrat is that she's starting rrats on purpose

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>>28443172
Personally, I think the range on that karaoke was the best we've ever heard from EN. The two versions of Sakura Days were about as impressive vocally I've heard outside of a Suisei or Towa karaoke. But different tastes for different people I guess

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>>28443172
For me it was the amount of rock songs. I fucking love when she sings rock

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>>28443833
REAL, ACTUAL Moririn degenerate whore slut animation featuring
>hand holding
>eye contact
>kissing
>love confessions
>leglocking impregnation
>running her fingers through your hair
>mating press
what's missing?

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this unboxing vid... girl just melts my heart when shes excited about something. so cute

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huh, mooms will be the first streaming after Tempus. Good luck hoobeats.

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>>28445341
I hope every question is just some inane shit instead of anything of substance.

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>>28445570
She'll be picking from them

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>>28445845
Thats what I mean. I hope she ignores everything except the dumb meaningless questions.

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>>28445341
>the first streaming after Tempus
remind me why that's such a big deal?

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>>28446057
The idea is that they'll get the first wave of shitposters because they might mention it I think

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>>28446057
because thread shitters and drama fags think the girls are going to fuck them or some shit like that or people are going to shit up the chat

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>>28446008
Moom why didn't you prevent the children's crusade?

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>>28446228
She had no to reason to. She's Civilization not Humanity.

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>>28446350
It wasn't a very civilized affair to be fair

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>>28444235
Yeah. 4chan never was this bad back when Gundam 00, Code Geass et al were airing....


We could say...It was better back then. People blame some other people when it comes to being an "ironic" otaku, but to be honest, nothing (No ongoing series) is worth it anymore.

Rather than calling them ironic, maybe call them burnt-out.

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I hope that Sana is there if she does Astrogirl, probably something Mori would get emotional over

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>>28447721
I just hope she does Astrogirl in general

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I'm kind of conflicted about sticking the NUO stickers on my lap top or something similar. Does anyone else here use stickers for anything?

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>>28448548
I only have stickers on my ps2

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>>28448548
I have a little board thing on my desk that I put stickers on, feel like they make anything else just look tacky

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>>28448548
I tend to slap them on my desk alcove so I see them next to my monitor

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CetpLFbv3E
my wife and her wife at in 83 minutes

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>>28449010
wasn't Council going to face the Ender dragon?

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>>28449142
https://twitter.com/ceresfauna/status/1548765528784654337
schedules hort

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>>28449142
Seems like there was a scheduling conflict, most notably with Kronii based off her Twitter post, and they had to reschedule

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finally saw the unboxing laughed at the fact that she showed her reflection

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boy howdy
https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1548831023613415424?s=20&t=RZDTfq8_calBDSoq-mwDkw

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>>28449672
>only 2 boys
What did she mean by this?

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>>28449672
Is this about the exciting updates?

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>>28449753
Tempus is just going to be 4 alter egos of Mori: Calli, Calvin, Calvin 2, and Ope

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>>28449861

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She finished recording

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>>28449971
1. just leave the thread if you're to spam "NUO IS COMPLETELY RECORDED" like a retard
2. It's not even 10AM in Japan, you dumb fuck. She wouldn't be at the studio for rehearsals yet

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>>28449672
I hope she's not just spamming their chat in an overly enthused manner. Leaving a message is fine, but considering she's going to be the only EN member even trying to watch, it would be super awkward

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>>28450223
Noone said anything about the entire thing being recorded but you, you autist. Obviously large parts will be same as every other Cover show, which is entirely A-OK.

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>>28449672
All of the girls get off on being as vague as possible

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>>28450346
You think there will be a stream? I'm just expecting a design reveal/voice trailer

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I hope one of them lists c-man as their oshi just for laughs.

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>>28450499
If one of them says that I'll subscribe out of respect.

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Oh god, she's going to try to saviorfag them, isn't she?

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>>28450753
Mori doesn't have time to saviorfag anyone.

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>>28449812
>>28449672
calling it, something big's getting shown at the karaoke stream

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>>28450880
oppai mouse pad let's gooooo

very likely it's someone she talked about collabing with the other daymy money is on Billy Eilish

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>>28450732

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>>28450880
>>28450499
The clues are all adding up. The anwser is right in front of our face.
Calvin "C-Man" Morrison is a member of Tempus and got his own record deal with UMG

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>>28450753
I liked the Rikka collabs because the guy is an amazing musician and honestly seemed to be giving her a lot of vocal advice. I don't see anyone in EN being anywhere close to having a good reason to collab with Mori

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>>28451181
>they're all shameless fujobait
Gross.

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>>28451181
Holy shit why are the designs so bad? Only Axel and Regis are passable.

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Super gay looking

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>>28451174
Collabing with such a big name would literally destroy this board for a good 24 hours.

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Yeah these designs are crap. But I'm not the teenage fangirl they are aiming for I guess.

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>>28451174
she DID say her million sub wish was huge and in the works....this is big enough to warrant it and plus it would destroy this board so im in on it. also probably tyler the creator

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>>28451449
>We want Alucard
>We have Alucard at home

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Jesus Christ the two on the right look like they got their faces made in MS paint
https://twitter.com/hololivepro_en/status/1548835509442850816?s=21&t=0p4SxMz-694s19DvZKZNIw

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>>28451449
They look really fucking bad holy shit.
I always liked Cover for mostly designing simple good characters but these are way too over designed.

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>>28451800
Omega and their lore

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>>28451181
I was kinda liking the designs from the art in the trailer but they somehow fucked it up when they made the Live2D art.

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>>28451557
>>28451707
I would love to see the meltdown from it

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https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1548836015124520960
I'm thinking one of her friends is in

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Don't touch that with a 10ft pole Mori... Yukisame's art makes them look like a child's drawing...

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>>28440448
no
she practiced with her sister

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Looks like Mori has another sibling with Magni.

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>>28452150
the one with the fucked up hand?

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Mori's shitposting on Twitter again...

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>>28452038
Mori doesn't have real friends

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>>28452038
I mean
the black vtuber who graduated last month is a part of jubyphonics most popular uploard

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https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1548836702843596800
she's not wrong

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>>28451174
I would bet real money it was Billie Eilish she was talking to.

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>>28452327
So wait one of them is going to be in whiteface?

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Tell Mori to stop this, wtf? I thought the whole "Mori will be the bridge between HoloEN and StarsEN" was an anti meme, why is she actually doing this?

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>>28452038
She got Scott SK Miller in

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>https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1548836015124520960
Yeah, she's checking them out. Don't know how I feel about the over designed nature of them.

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Isn't it kind of embarrassing for the landscape art to look better than the talent

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>>28452473
Please no, he'd be leeching hardcore

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She's following all of them

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>>28445300
>shill stream
>cute

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I like her shitpost descriptions of them.

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>>28452627
She follows starsjp too, not a big deal.

She's pushing hard on the father part so there's no flirting.

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Go back to rehearsals Mori, they don't need your saviorfag spam advertising

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>no shota
>no bara
As a bibeat I am not impressed.

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Holy kek, I'm dying

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>>28452627
And you're surprised by this how?

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>>28451707
kanye collab

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>>28452824
>Mori just fucking slaying them predebut
Holy fuck

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>>28452824
She killed him

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Should've gone the Same route Mori, you're coming off as super thirsty in your attempt to "own the haters" and be a contrarion.
https://twitter.com/watsonameliaen/status/1548836477479464960?s=21&t=0p4SxMz-694s19DvZKZNIw

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So they made thesw guys to go for the woman market I guess, can't say I like any of the designs

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>>28452685
yea, it was. hold that

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Axel has the coolest design I think, Magni has a major model debuff.

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Man poor Magni, they did this boy dirty

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>>28453056
Sounds more like she's roasting the hell out of them.

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I don't know how there isn't a male vtuber designed like Kirito, Kira Yamato or Tatsuya. That's easy money, if you find the perfect voice for them.

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>>28453293
He was sent out to die unless he has some ace up his sleeve.

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as expected

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>>28453277
>>28453293
Wtf happened to his rigging, jujube's stuff normally looks great.

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>>28453117
feels like they're very modelled after the luxiem blueprint rather than holostars jp

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>>28453277
>>28453293
Magni looks like Mori's 3D model, like he got hit with a shovel.

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>>28453056
rumao

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>>28453117
Every single male NijiEN is head and shoulders above these, especially the 1st gen. This kind of feels like Cover will give even less of a shit about them than Myth and Council

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Alright they're shit. Girls don't want a techonopriest as a boyfriend, they want a hot normal guy who wears fashionable clothes.

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>>28452989
>Mr.Hands
um Mori....?

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>>28453583
>company with successful JP males puts more effort into their EN males
real shocker

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>>28453691
Luxiem already covered that bit, that's why Noctyx kinda tried to branch out and flopped

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>>28453502
The usual, and most likely answer is that it's a rush job. He seems to have weird proportions either way for his face, so perhaps that's another issue that plays into it.

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>>28453407
I mean they are designed with the basic otome food groups in mind.

Axel: Rough and Wild guy may or may not have a heart of gold
Regis Philbin: Generic nice guy
Alucard: Intelligent and Sophisticated megane wearer
Magni: For Blind people

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>>28453799
Luxiem did not cover every single male archetype nor every single clothing design

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>>28453056
Not really. Both Ame and Mori are the taking the piss hard

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>>28453500
there is no way she doesn't know what mr hands is, respect

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>>28453056
That's the only bad part. You know she's absolutely doing most of this because "HA, I'm not afraid to interact with males, that will show the haters!"

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>>28452824
*appraises your homos*

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>>28453056
Not really seeing much thirst in referring to someone as a dude internet famous for getting fucked to death by a horse

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>>28453724
>look up Mr Hands on google to see if it's a reference
>mfw
Jesas women.

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>>28453994
rumao

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Discount Alucard looks better in motion, the pointy chin is more funny than anything the longer I look at it. Magni got fucked hard though, design and rigging suck.

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>Mori and Ame are the only ones to even acknowledge their existence outside of Yagoo
Oof

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>>28453860
>Alucard: Intelligent and Sophisticated megane wearer
I feel like he's going to run away with it. his archetype feels too much like Vox

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>>28454330
It's been 20 minutes.

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>>28454330
for now, they'll all have their mandated tweets soon.

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Literally how did they fuck up their designs so much

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>>28454188

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>>28453994
How else will she pwn the antis?

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>>28454511
All of these literally look better than Tempus

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https://twitter.com/magnidezmond/status/1548840427406573568?s=20&t=Py2LzxKJHsX2UTC3cx3Y1Q
kek

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>>28453583
nah, the 2nd male wave designs were ass not even counting the fighting game palette swap.

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>>28454511
too cowardly to go for a shota, Cover you fools.

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https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1548840820635504640
Double kek

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>>28454639
At least their faces looked normal and not like a child's failed geometry homework

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>>28454749
I'm crying

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>>28453994
or you know, she's just excited like with ID2, IRyS and Council
literally only ID3 got a different treatment since she was swamped with shit

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>>28454274
I'm placing my hopes in him being the coolest

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>>28454749
you fool

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>>28454611
That's why I mean in case no one understood, they knocked it out of the park for just an April Fools joke
And the real EN boys get, whatever the hell that was.

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>>28454843
>Currently swamped with the most important project of her life
???

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>>28454749
>https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1548840820635504640
I believe her lmao

[Anonymous No.]

I was having a bad day today, but Mori's aggressive shitposting on Twitter has saved it.

Thank you Mori.

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Who the fuck gonna play Vicky 2 for me now

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Not even one shota, I'm fucking pissed.

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>>28454749
C'mon Mori. That would have been a standard joke when you were on the internet.

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>>28452824
Based cReaper

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>>28455116
I think she is being sarcastic.

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Mori is going to have a solo collab with one of them before she does with Mumei or Fauna, isn't she?

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>>28454749
Bullshit

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>>28455116
she absolutely knew what she was doing lol

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>>28455116
In her own words, she got sucked into JP online culture (most of which she probably couldn't understand) and created a bubble against western online meme culture and the like. Mori is a de facto internet Boomer.

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>>28454843
Did she even do a single welcome tweet or even like for ID3?

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>>28455349
mr hands was like some mid-late 00s shit dude

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>>28455205
aw man

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>>28454749
Pon wife

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>>28452469
You fool! We warned you, and you ignored us, now suffer for your hubris.

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>>28455446
MORI HATES ID3

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>>28455446
Yes, she did for all of them.

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>>28455116
I'm guessing she's heard of it and therefore the phrase was sitting in her subconscious but didn't necessarily mean to make the reference in that moment.

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She acting like nijisanji en girl I'm disappointed not going to lie

[Anonymous No.]

>Vesper's tweet about how to use twitter
I wonder if he's gonna be a legit oji-san or just a kaye fabe one since he's got the vampire thing going on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28453994
She did literally the exact same thing with uproar touristchama

[Anonymous No.]

Good job Mori. You are successfully navigating the awkwardness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28455071
maybe next year

[Anonymous No.]

>>28455071
Only Sana was based enough

[Anonymous No.]

I could see the blue haired one in an apron

[Anonymous No.]

>>28455759
boohoo

[Anonymous No.]

Alright now onto the bittersweet stuff
https://twitter.com/tsukumosana/status/1548839683027005440?s=21&t=0p4SxMz-694s19DvZKZNIw

[Anonymous No.]

>>28455759
Grow a sense of humor, this is funny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28455240
That would be kind of sad

[Anonymous No.]

>>28456319
Mori thinks Jump King counts

[Anonymous No.]

>people are surprised Mori is a pickme girl

[Anonymous No.]

The vampire's first likes were Mori

[Anonymous No.]

>>28456553
A what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>28456153
the fact that she's leaving over health issues and not willingly makes all this stuff so much more painful

[Anonymous No.]

>>28456646
oh no, they must be having sex literally at this second

[Anonymous No.]

>>28456646
Leeching is important, they'll need all the help they can get.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28456646
>vampire
If this nigga plays VTMB I'll sub.

[Anonymous No.]

Vampire looks like a less interesting version of Pizza Papa that they tried to make into fujo material and failed miserably at

[Anonymous No.]

Holy shit I didn't even realize she was talking to the one with the bad model
Kek now he's also going be known for getting fucked by a horse because of Mori

[Anonymous No.]

>>28456951
He'll have less game rights then hololiveEN

[Anonymous No.]

>>28456646
I just need to know which one is a deadbeat, so I can both support and kill them simultaneously

[Anonymous No.]

>>28456646
All of them were actually. I guess because Mori talked to them first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28456987
I think if he's a legit oji-san as well then maybe his gimmick can work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28457029
Please explain the reasoning behind your post, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28456998
>worst model
>immediately given a nickname based on some dude who fucked a horse
graduation speedrun any%

[Anonymous No.]

>>28455759
Comparing this to nijis? Pathetic and go back

[Anonymous No.]

>>28457225
Each branch has to get streaming rights themselves. HoloJP has different rights than EN. Stars than both. StarsEN will have the hardest battles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28457250
>immediately given a nickname based on some dude who fucked a horse
I love Mori.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28457364
Sounds fake

[Anonymous No.]

>>28455759
Eigo Jouzu

[Anonymous No.]

>>28457442
>dude who fucked a horse
dude who GOT fucked TO DEATH by a horse

[Anonymous No.]

>>28457476
No, it's real. It's why you can ask the girls "Hey why aren't you playing X game the JP girls are playing?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>28457476
They have mentioned JP/EN perms are different. I don't think live/stars in the same region would be different

[Anonymous No.]

>>28457476
Basically they just need an extra fax saying "okay"

[Anonymous No.]

>>28456987
I'm just reminded at how happy papa pizza was when he got his axolotl

[Anonymous No.]

Considering Mori is clearly not busy, I hope she'll show up for the Fauna/Sana stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>28457476
anon at least of the girls have mentioned this

[Anonymous No.]

All I'll say is that all my guy characters in games are cool old dudes and they failed miserably in that department

[Anonymous No.]

>>28458921
>minecraft
>not invited
no she won't

[Anonymous No.]

is she calling herself dad to the guys some way to prevent unicorn by establishing their relationship is a father-son thing? mori please just treat them like how you talk to them offstream it's so fake.

[Anonymous No.]

I...don't hate this. I'm actually laughing at Mori's banter. I may actually watch their debuts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28459570
It's just something that breaks the ice and starts an in joke so the in joke isn't "hey your boobs are sexy"

[Anonymous No.]

The only thing I can pretend to be slightly miffed about is their debuts starting so close after the concert. I want to bask in my Mori afterglow, damn it. Otherwise, I maintain my burning indifference.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28459570
jesus christ lighten the fuck up anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>28459953
I mean that's what I would say

[Anonymous No.]

is she being openly supportive of starsen because they are all singers or because she can justify being more openly friendly with trash taste again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>28459583
I haven't stopped laughing thinking about it I'm fucking losing my shit over here
She called one of them a horsefucker
That's going to follow him his whole career

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/achan_UGA/status/1548850423117000704?s=20&t=5wQglRIsp8X-ySynyfWR0A

[Anonymous No.]

Time for sanananananananaanana and fauna
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWDk4g_bUiA

[Anonymous No.]

Deadbeats, don't freak out, but I think there might be impostors amogus

[Anonymous No.]

>>28460286
She's just trying to be welcoming. She does this anytime new members debut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28443833
The mouth looks weird.

[Anonymous No.]

Deadbeats it's over. You can stop coping now. It's healthier for you to just move on. I say this from a place of actual concern.

[Anonymous No.]

I love this dude already.
https://twitter.com/magnidezmond/status/1548848774918811648

[Anonymous No.]

>>28459953
A month later, she will have reservantion streams up with the title "Father bonding with her sons"

[Anonymous No.]

>>28460401
If it takes people's attention off of his abortion of a model.

Seriously jujube? You can shit this out but Mori still can't put her arms down in the kimono or cast off her jacket?

[Anonymous No.]

>>28460659
OH THATT'S NOT EVEN THE RIGHT JOKE YOU RETARD!
You say "based on what?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>28460844
and then they'll sex or whatever, right?

[Anonymous No.]

Let's go Im hyped for the collabo

[Anonymous No.]

She acting like nina from nijisanji en. Exact same shit I'm gettting fucking ptsd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28461160
Nobody cares

[Anonymous No.]

>>28461126
>>28461160
you guys should space this out a bit

[Anonymous No.]

>>28461160
Who?

[Anonymous No.]

>>28461160
nina calls herself dad and makes her male juniors her sons?

[Anonymous No.]

>>28461291
>WE'RE GOING TO KILL (YOU)

[Anonymous No.]

Why are nijichinks in here? There are a lot of thread that have Mori as a shitpost material right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>28461395
sorta, she kinda went hard into being a mommy figure but her channel kinda lost its identity as a comfy kamige hag and just became boysboysboys

[Anonymous No.]

>>28461395
No, she calls herself mom and makes her male juniors her sons.

[Anonymous No.]

Yeah, she'll collab with them as soon as the ban is lifted, maybe earlier. Not that deadbeats even care, or anybody expected something else.

[Anonymous No.]

She's going a bit too hard on this but whatever. Just hope she doesn't continue liking every single post all the way up to karaoke like a stalker

[Anonymous No.]

Who are you?

[Anonymous No.]

You guys are trying a bit too hard. You weren't even getting bites in global, you sure as hell won't get any here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28461655
There are people who enjoy Mori and enjoy some Nijisanji vtubers as well. I've been watching Obsydia's anniversary because Selen and Rosemi are great

[Anonymous No.]

>>28454749
Its like the lean incident but with bestiality instead.

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/achan_UGA/status/1548850423117000704

A-chan enjoyed her tweets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28462215
At least it's hot this time

[Anonymous No.]

>>28452473
I'd sub so fast to him, even if he has the ugly model.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28462231
...does A-chan know about Mr Hands?

[Anonymous No.]

>>28462236
>Bestialitybeat

Cease.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28462436
I'm not ashamed of my most browsed tags

[Anonymous No.]

>>28462552
I may hate you the most out of all the retards here

[Anonymous No.]

>>28462436
NTA, but horsecocks are hot when they're attached to futas.

[Anonymous No.]

Cool thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>28462552
Don't push your gross shit on this place. Sicko.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28462668
>>28462552
deadbeats are literally the worst fanbase tm

[Anonymous No.]

>>28462552
>>28462668
>>>/y/ou >>>/h/ave >>>/t/o >>>/l/eave

[Anonymous No.]

>>28461160
you know I don't think you actually watch Nina

[Anonymous No.]

>>28462020
a miserable pile of secrets

[Anonymous No.]

>>28462552
at least you're better then the NTRBeats

[Anonymous No.]

>https://twitter.com/kyo_taro911/status/1548841209455448067
They put Mori on whatever this bill board is, I recognize it as notable place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28463593
NTRBeats > BestialityBeats

[Anonymous No.]

i wonder if mori is going to call her kouhai from holoen in future generations her children from now on and they have to call her daddy and play along as her kids while they can just normally call the other members senpai or by their name.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28463593
Is wanting to fuck J-Chad while Mori watches in impotence from a corner really that bad?

[Anonymous No.]

>>28464112
that one fanfic of Mori stealing you away from your gf does live rentfree in my head

[Anonymous No.]

why does she keep talking to them bros...

[Anonymous No.]

>>28464112
Are you doing it roughly and strictly to discipline J-Chad? If you are only doing it for that and take no pleasure in the act then it is fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28464112
FULL PIC, NOW

[Anonymous No.]

>>28464260
Don't like it? too bad, you can leave

[Anonymous No.]

>>28464260
>Mori acknowledging her kouhai instead of stonewalling them like everyone else
what a bitch

[Anonymous No.]

>>28464595
>>28464664
lol cucks

[Anonymous No.]

>>28464746
Your oshi isn't gonna fuck you bro.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28464082
What gaslighting does to a mf

[Anonymous No.]

>>28464746
A proud one

[Anonymous No.]

>>28464260
She has to make up for the fact that literally no other member of HoloEN will ever @ them on Twitter. She's the biggest saviorfag out there

[Anonymous No.]

>>28464746
Holy kek ill wait until your oshi collab with them too and you getting cucked

[Anonymous No.]

>>28464952
cope

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDRBpqa5kfQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDRBpqa5kfQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDRBpqa5kfQ
forgot to drop it earlier, Miori is HoloCuring and playing as Moririn

[Anonymous No.]

>>28464746
Back to your nasi goreng SEAschizo

[Anonymous No.]

>>28465067
nasi goreng is actually delicious tho so you should've used pagpag

[Anonymous No.]

>"cope"
>"cuck"
He's running through his favorite words while typing from his mudhut, I'm expecting a "wigger" and "brap" to come next

[Anonymous No.]

>>28463871
Isn't that the 3d billboard

[Anonymous No.]

>>28465257
gunt

[Anonymous No.]

>>28465257
why are copecuckwiggerbraps like this?

[Anonymous No.]

So....is she literally the only Hololive member outside of Yagoo to have directly replied to any of them? That's kind of sad...

[Anonymous No.]

God she’s ruined this poor man’s career. He’s always going to be the horse sex guy. And she did it on purpose.
> When I spread misinformation on the internet on purpose!!
It’s all planned

[Anonymous No.]

>>28465612
Most of the holoEN is asleep or is using streams as an excuse not to talk to them it seems. I think at least some of the girls seem to of not wanted Stars and probably wanted another Gen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28465612
It ain't easy being a holostar

[Anonymous No.]

>>28465612
Eugene.. Astel.. Arupapa.. Bossu..

[Anonymous No.]

>>28465612
Such is holostars.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28465612
Giving them a classic Holostars welcome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28465612
A couple of the ID's probably will and maybe Fubuki. Don't see any other EN's doing it considering even Bae just did a small tweet

[Anonymous No.]

>>28466089
I'm liking his personality already. Maybe he'll actually push past his model debuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28465612
omg sister tell 'em

[Anonymous No.]

>Gura clearly awake and liking tweets
>Avoiding the announcement like the plague
Guess Mori is truly alone in her savior effort, doesn't bode well

[Anonymous No.]

>>28465612
>That's kind of sad...
Not really. They knew what org they were joining.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28465612
>That's kind of sad...
no its not, this is status quo
if you dont understand why things are like this you are willfully ignorant

[Anonymous No.]

>>28467028
Nigga shut up. They'll do their own thing, just like their senpai before them. No need to pitybait for them

[Anonymous No.]

>>28467028
would you shut the fuck up?

[Anonymous No.]

>>28467255
Considering those ugly mugs and lack of any real hype, they need the pitybait

[Anonymous No.]

>>28465612
>that's kind of sad
Kek, why tho? Not only are they men in hololive (which is an automatic debuff), but they're also the male EN gen that was made in an effort to compete with the NijiEN males.
>but ENstars were already being plan-
Don't care. If you don't think releasing these guys was made a priority after Luxiem's success, then you're delusional.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28467543
>"made a priority"
>they look like that
Say what you want about the NijiEN males but at least they got LAM for their "big talent" and not whoever did these models

[Anonymous No.]

I just realized ollie calls the stars her brothers and whatm Mori is doing is pretty similar and is just establishing boundaries now

[Anonymous No.]

>>28467856
That's typically how it goes

[Anonymous No.]

>>28467856
cope

[Anonymous No.]

She missed the deadline...
https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1548866313841348608?s=21&t=0p4SxMz-694s19DvZKZNIw

[Anonymous No.]

>>28467957
We get it, mister-x.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28443833
i only downloaded the first file because catbox takes so much damn time to load. What are the other variations?

[Anonymous No.]

>>28468057
baseball collab when

[Anonymous No.]

>>28468275
As soon as Mori stops running away from JP 1-on-1 collabs

[Anonymous No.]

>>28468115
None of them are good because she doesn't kiss you in any of them.

[Anonymous No.]

reminder that mori is physically the furthest from these guys. you can scream all the buzzwords you want, but the chances of what you're saying happening in reality is slim. the chances for the other girls, however...

[Anonymous No.]

>>28468386
I do hope for another Lui offcollab horror game eventually

[Anonymous No.]

>>28468057
You scared me for a second, it's still up

[Anonymous No.]

>>28468491
can you take your cuck fetish to /gif/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>28468386
Anon, how stupid are you? Mori did one of her streams in Lui's fucking house/

[Anonymous No.]

>>28468611
Actually Lui went to Mori’s house.

[Anonymous No.]

>>28468611
And never followed up, that was literally 4+ months ago anon. She's had more Ironmouse collabs in that time period despite completely different timezones