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Bea is awake but there's no thread.

Previous bread >>2783682

Next steam, OMORI:
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mf-5KS2B74o

Merch:
>https://my-store-11536917.creator-spring.com/
>https://suzuri.jp/beatanichisato

>> No.2816309

The bear is showing us the effects of sleep deprivation.

>> No.2816338

>>2816233
Bro, next stream is still in 2 days.

>> No.2816445

>>2816338
She said she'd try to post a video today, may as give her ideas if she ends up checking the thread

>> No.2816513

https://twitter.com/beatanichisato/status/1385172688264568832
JACK BTFO'D

>> No.2816555
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why did in the past few days she gone mental?

>> No.2816578

>>2816555
She has always been mental.

>> No.2816582
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>>2816513
LMAO BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
that creep fuck should stay away from the Bear

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>>2816513
I'm so fucking proud of her!

>> No.2816617

>>2816513
Beased.

>> No.2816645

>>2816513
Thank fucking god now let's never mention him again. Have we come up with any solid plans for Beas birthday?

>> No.2816647

>>2816595
cute loli bear

>> No.2816651
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>>2816513
never really hated him, but that entire thread is gold holy shit

>> No.2816676
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>>2816582
What about this creep? He's also that loliconlover fag

>> No.2816678
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2816678

>another 2 AM existential crisis

>> No.2816703

>>2816645
i think the idea that most anons liked/ came up with was something to do with drawing. all of us drawing a beatani?

>> No.2816707

>>2816651
this kinda makes me afraid of replying to bear in general...

>> No.2816732

>>2816678
She had nightmares with the crashing of BearCoin

>> No.2816740

>>2816645
I'm preparing something. But is going to take time and maybe it's not even that impressive. I want to get some opinions about it, but I don't want Bea to see it.

>> No.2816744

>>2816703
Yeah I will participate if we're going to do this.

>> No.2816771
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>>2816707
just post over the top schizo replies that no one can take seriously and you'll be fine

>> No.2816815

>>2816703
Is there a way to make an open canvas for all the dads to make a big "Happy birthday" collage

>> No.2816816

I LOVE MY MENTALLY ILL DAUGHTER

>> No.2816828

>>2816732
well then we just need to make sure to push it to the moon so it can't crash

>> No.2816834

>>2816707
Just have dome self awareness bro.
As long as you realize not everything is about you, you shouldn't end up like the vdroid man.

>> No.2816838

>>2816703
I'm not good but I'll draw something for that

>> No.2816839

>>2816595
I can't believe Futatani really impregnated Listener-chan...

>> No.2816880

>>2816838
Crudely drawn MSPaint beatanis are part of the charm.

>> No.2816891

>>2816707
I feel you man. I am now looking back at my replies and wonder if its just as bad as that guy.

>> No.2816913

>>2816815
aggie.io sounds like what you're describing

>> No.2816945

>>2816645
There were a couple of suggestions
>Making an audio of everyone wishing her a happy birtday in our native language
>Everyone singing her outro song together
>Getting Hiroyuki to finally bang her
>Everyone pitching in to make her a drawing /v/ style

>> No.2816953

>>2816651
Based bear discarding parasocial schizos like its her job.
Is it really so hard to have some self awareness when talking to people online? Just don't be a creep.

>> No.2816979
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>>2816891
>my profile is nothing but replies to Bea shitposts
I'd only been using Twitter to look for fanart of my waifu and nothing else before.

>> No.2816990

>>2816945
Where's the
>getting beatani to impregnate listener chan?

>> No.2816993

>listening to Beatani vids on my commute to work
>realize i forgot to take my meds right as she says take your meds
T-thanks

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>>2816990
this desu

>> No.2817048

>>2816953
Imagine the blood rush he felt when he saw the notification of Beatani replying to him. Just to end up getting killed. Hilarious.

>> No.2817067

>>2816990
>>2817029
I'll add it to the list.

>> No.2817101

if we do decide to do drawings/other individual creations we should start making/posting them in these threads a few days before so it can all be compiled together day of

>> No.2817110

>>2816651
I don't know what's worse, a public execution like that or telling him in private.

>> No.2817114

>>2816945
Commissioning a lot of guro would be a good one.

>> No.2817150

>>2816979
Oh fuck me I think I have the same profile as you. Normally I keep track of my favorite vtubers manually but because I don't want to give beatani the wrong impression I've started to follow them and retweet theirs tweets and arts from others. Maybe I will also start replying to their tweets.

>> No.2817177

>>2817110
Remember that Beatani's private messages are for business only, this was just for fun.

>> No.2817181

>>2817150
Are you me anon? That's exactly what I started to do when she tweeted about going through her followers likes.

>> No.2817194

>Someone used my Listener-chan card and even tweeted it at Bea
>She seemed to like it
I'm so happy

>> No.2817213

>>2816979
Bea has a lot of posts where there's nothing to reply to anyway, you're probably fine. I used to comment on most of them as well but stopped.

>> No.2817226

>>2816651
i only reply to good mornin ones and shitposts with shit i hope i’m not annoying her

>> No.2817297

>>2816651
Very hazukashiful. I really hope the guy can take it with an open heart.

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Beatani's small and red banana...

>> No.2817317

>>2817177
I messaged her a list of RPGmaker games she might like because of OMORI, I'm sorry...

>> No.2817319

>>2817226
it’s probably fine as long as you’re being nice and normal .

you are being nice and normal right anon?

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>>2816816
>>2816816

>> No.2817379

>>2817317
That sounds business related, more games to stream

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addicted kuma

>> No.2817392

>>2817319
yes, mostly just nice things.

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>>2817226
I'll say that I'm one of the accounts that replies to most of her tweets. But she hasn't thrown me the axe after all time. Maybe because I mostly reply with shitpost. So don't worry.

>> No.2817430

>>2817410
Now she's going to just to mess with you.

>> No.2817449

>>2817410
The pic was unrelated btw. Phone posting can be really shit sometimes.

>> No.2817472
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2817472

I'm putting all my good faith in the dads browsing this board. I just need to get this off my chest so please bear with my blogpost. heh
They say that what we criticize is a reflection of ourselves, and that kind of belief is something you either agree and live with or ignore and call everyone that agrees a retard.
On the last few hours, however, I realized there's more truth to it than I thought. Whether it was starting to check her twitter more frequently, trying to read them imagining her voice or rewatching her VODs, I found myself getting more and more invested until I realized I was taking a bath at 1 AM.
And today, after waking up, there was something heavy on my chest I couldn't brush off no matter what I tried until now.
For all the goslings, overprotective dads and the like, I want to apologize for referring to them in a derogatory way. Turns out I wasn't being honest with myself.
I'm considering if continuing to watch her is the right thing to do, of course I have enough brain cells to stop myself from doing anything stupid but this is genuinely the first time I feel like this even after more than a year from discovering vtubers.
tldr: be honest with yourselves.

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>>2817177
>Only DM Bea with weekly Analytics and tips to explode the YT algorithm
>Got called out for not following her
>Ignore her

Silly bear, maybe later.

>> No.2817593

>>2817472
anon, just have fun.
don’t over obsess.
we don’t know how long anything in life lasts.
Just enjoy the entertainment,and try not to be over the top about it.
It’s ok to feel this way, what’s not ok and is unhealthy is being obsessive.I need to take this advice as well as i have tweet notifications on.

>> No.2817597

>>2817472
I'm not proud of my overprotective dad status but you can't help what you are I guess
I just try to keep most of my concernfagging here where she can't tie it back to me

>> No.2817614

>>2817472
If you feel like your gosling feelings are having a negative impact on your life it's much easier to just limit how much time you spend thinking about and interacting with her and her community. Keep a healthy balance.

>> No.2817615

>>2817538
why not follow then?

>> No.2817623

>>2817472
She just hits different anon. I've never felt as invested in another chuba as I'm with her right now. Maybe we should just take a little break from her too, just to avoid turning into turbo-Goslings that even the teammates would kneel to.

>> No.2817633

>>2817472
Take meds

>> No.2817684
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>>2817623
agreed.
bea is great

>> No.2817709

>>2817615
He thinks not following her means he hasn't been groomed but we all know the truth.

>> No.2817710

>>2817449
To that guy in the pic, Jack may be a cringe ass faggot but no need to kick a man when he's down jesus.

>> No.2817743

>>2817710
That's exactly why I wanted to post with that picture. But I though that pointing it out would just bring more attention to it.

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>>2817472
stay safe anon I hope you can indulge your feelings in a healthy way

>> No.2817761

>>2817615
>>2817709
Balance is necessary anon, for every viewerbase there's a role everyone has to play. It's unhealthy to have every dad give unconditional love to Bea, she MIGHT not deserve it in reality.
The streamer is doomed once it grows spoiled and comfortable with the status quo.

>> No.2817772

To me, the Beatani experience is the equivalent of supporting my local team. I've only occasionally watched other vtubers before, much like watching matches of teams I'm not invested into. But this bear is the first and only who got me to watch her streams on the regular, and took my SC and membership virginities. I want to see her promote through the leagues of vtubers and I'll make as much noise in the stands as I can. I'm not a gosling, I'm an ultra.
>divegrass analogy

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>>2816233
YOU FOOLS
DON'T YOU SEE? SHE TWEETED JUST TO FORCE US TO MAKE A NEW THREAD

>> No.2817828

>>2817813
There's still an off chance some of these threads are made by the bear herself.

>> No.2817851

>>2817772
'ate holos
'ate nijis
'ate dogs (not racist just don't like em)

luv windows XP hill
luv meat day
luv me shitpost daughter

simple as

>> No.2817878

>>2817772
That was actually a really nice analogy anon. We feel her more close to us because she understands the IB culture and interacts directly with us from time to time.

>> No.2817881

>>2816651
I actually feel a little bad about this, he doesn't seem like a bad guy, just an awkward one

>> No.2817894

>>2817851
Now I need to see art of her wearing a Celtic kit.

>> No.2817905

>>2817472
Get fucked, now get in the line.

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2817930

I think we should only make new threads if:
>Bea has posted her schedule
>She is having a menhera attack
>There's just a few hours left for the next stream
>THE BEAR IS ASLEEP AND WE CAN TALK BEHIND HER BACK

>> No.2817950

>>2817881
I agree, that's why I think we should leave it there and don't try to mock him.

>> No.2817955

>>2817930
>23 sleep
Yeah sure.

>> No.2817974

>>2817930
>She is having a menhera attack
abayo 24/7 general...

>> No.2817975

>>2817930
>She's having a menhera attack
But anon, that happens almost everyday.

>> No.2817977

Were the zatsudan videos unlisted for a while or was YT being a bitch not displaying them?

>> No.2817979

It was cute in the last stream how she doesn't understand why people like her so much when there are so many other cute vtubers who speak english. Bea is has some adorable moments in between the shitposting.
>>2817881
I think she tried to word it as nicely as possible though. We've seen how savage she can be so this was definitely not one of those times.

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>>2817955
>She posted a fake schedule on purpose
She's always a step ahead of us

>> No.2818000

>>2817930
>She is having a menhera attack
so we should always have a thread?

>> No.2818024

>>2817977
stream archives always take a while to post properly (dunno why, probably just a YT thing)
unless they were straight up unlisted by Beatani for some reason you can still find them in the meantime by checking uploads and going by "past live streams," though chat won't be visible.

>> No.2818037

>>2817977
Susan and Hiroyuki had to agree on the bears fate.

>> No.2818043

Why is a menhera girl so cute?

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>> No.2818075

>>2818000
She's not having a menhera attack during sleep?

>> No.2818087

>>2817881
He had to make an example of someone, poor fucker standed out with his long ass name.

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>>2818071

>> No.2818110

>>2818087
>He
Futatani...

>> No.2818144

>>2817979
>It was cute in the last stream how she doesn't understand why people like her so much when there are so many other cute vtubers who speak english
I was actually pretty surprised when she brought up the hololive JP girls studying english, I wonder if she doesn't realize that her english is pretty damn decent
Her subs have grown very fast and her membership numbers are really great, so maybe she is in the middle of suffering some kind of imposter syndrome

>> No.2818178

>>2818071
>Youtube didn't notify me about this
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH I HATE THIS FUCKING PLATFORM

>> No.2818187

>>2818071
Why does Youtube never notify me about community posts? God Dammit Susan

>> No.2818213

>>2818178
>>2818187
The only community notification I got was from the members only post.

>> No.2818225

>>2817950
He even upgraded his membership just before the chat stream if I remember correctly lol. I hope he doesn't cancel it just because of what beatani said.

>> No.2818236

>>2818144
>Her subs have grown very fast and her membership numbers are really great, so maybe she is in the middle of suffering some kind of imposter syndrome
The funny thing with that is that an entertainer isn't measured on some objective skill level so much as how much the audience enjoys themselves. Some anon talked about it before but a vtuber nobody watches could be miles better than any Holo, they just go unnoticed because they aren't lucky enough to get views. The bear found an audience that loves her, though.

>> No.2818276

>>2818187
it's kinda weird that it only notifies me about members posts but not regular ones
I don't understand this website man

>>2818144
she really did luck out by finding her audience in a bunch of fellow anons
if she went to reddit or whatever before coming here I honestly can't imagine it would have worked out as well. not even because they'd be put off or anything, just because they aren't kindred spirits that can relate to her so easily.

>> No.2818289

>>2818225
However, she didn't block him. She just told him to behave. It's his decision if he wants to take it the wrong way.

>> No.2818432

>>2818144
>I was actually pretty surprised when she brought up the hololive JP girls studying english, I wonder if she doesn't realize that her english is pretty damn decent
For real though, she's got better English than any JP holo bar Coco.

>> No.2818524

>>2818187
I remember getting notified for a post by her once in the past but that was the only time, youtube works in mysterious ways...

>> No.2818537

>>2818144
I get that other JP chuubas maybe have put in more work on their english studies than Beatani but, she clearly has an aptitude for the language. I hope she stops feeling bad about the others and embraces her talents.

>> No.2818544

>>2818276
At first when I saw her famous thread I thought she was just gonna turn into /vt/ plaything, playing along just to retain the attention.

Never did I expect her to embrace the shitpost and the culture so quickly, also turning to be way more entertaining. She truly turned out to be promised chuuba.

>> No.2818603

>>2817979
>It was cute in the last stream how she doesn't understand why people like her so much when there are so many other cute vtubers who speak english.
I thought she was referring to EN vtubers in general, in which case the answer is simple: the large majority of them are just chasing a trend and/or bringing shitty reddit culture on board. Rather than waste efforts looking for diamonds in the rough, people will naturally flock to JP ones, who are much more likely to be on their taste. And Bea scores multiple points:
>is JP
>speaks English
>is into imageboard culture
>is actually fucking talented at a lot of things
>came here, which got her noticed

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BEAR CUNNY LOVE

>> No.2818634

>>2818544
She is both the Christ and the Antichrist of /Vt/. That is why /Yah/ is going to be the first thread to sound the trumpets of the final Yab.

>> No.2818641

>>2818544
I think a big reason for that is her saying she's been absorbed in JP internet culture for a long time. It turns out JP/EN shitposters have a lot in common for adopting memes and being receptive to learning.

>> No.2818653

>>2818544
I only hope she doesn't lean into it so hard she hits a growth wall. This isn't the most appealing place and I don't think attracting the average holoposter would be a great direction.

>> No.2818733

>>2818653
I also do think that she shouldn't rely just on us if she wants to keep growing, but at the same time she seems to be streaming just for fun, so maybe she will be ok with slowing down when she eventually hits the subs wall of this place

>> No.2818735

>>2818653
>would be a great direction
I think it was made clear by the shitstorm of past threads that we should stop with the micro-mannaging and the concernfaging.

>> No.2818738

>>2817979
>>2818603
As for other proper bilingual JPs, you've got
>Coco, who's already a money magnet for Hololive
>Pikamee, who was noticed early enough by people to now have an established ground
>everyone else who lacks visibility because they were late to the party, don't have a company backing them, and probably advertised in places that are already saturated with VTs
This place was ripe for the picking.

>> No.2818776

>>2818603
>the large majority of them are just chasing a trend and/or bringing shitty reddit culture on board
I find this much more to be the case with twitch-only chuubas. YT ones I think are more of a tossup

>> No.2818798

>>2818653
You haven't realized?
She's stuck with us here, forever

>> No.2818832

I think we should take Listener-chan's design, rig it and do our own debut.
I'm sorry bear, we don't need you anymore.

>> No.2818850

>>2818832
>Everyone voices her at the same time

>> No.2818853

>>2818832
>moe design
>the manliest voice on Earth

>> No.2818881

>>2818832
Listener-chan is the ultimate GFE. Because she's just like (YOU).

>> No.2818888

>>2818853
MAN WITH THE SMALLEST BALLS HERE

>> No.2818925

>>2818850
>it's only Beatani in the chat going UOOOOOOHHHHH and describing how she wants to molest us

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>>2818888
impressive digits

>> No.2818942

I'm going to do my reps, need to catch up with previous beatani streams cuz I was busy.

>> No.2818953

>>2818925
>Her streams only consist of schizo breakdowns as she argues among her own 33 personalities

>> No.2818963

>>2818942
Have fun dad.

>> No.2818990

>>2818953
I like to think she'd magically be good at every game because there'd always be that one anon who is an autistic master of it.

>> No.2819012

>>2818850
>Listener-chan is somehow more schizo than Beatani
sasuga...

>> No.2819018

>>2818276
the problem with the virtual youtubers reddit is that it’s all just too fierce competition wise between vtubers without fan content and actual discussion, it’s pretty hard to actually find an actual audience from there.vt/ is superior in the sense where it’s actual fans shitposting having fun and discussing rrats and yabs and the scene in general, which doesn’t happen on the reddit even for the holos. she made the right choice of developing a following and then going to reddit to help boost the post.

>> No.2819026

I wish she was streaming right now

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>>2818925
>Listener-chan is actually disgusted of Beatani's behavior
Kino

>> No.2819090

>>2819032
First thing that goes through my mind seeing this webm is I miss the old sound of F1 cars.

>> No.2819108

>>2819018
Imagine if someone in r/Hololive called one of the holos "nigger" in one of their first posts.

>> No.2819172

>>2819108
i mean vt has its problems, but it’s 4chan and that should be expected

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why does listener-chan look so much like the boymoder meme? is this part of HER plan?

>> No.2819293

>>2819238
what the fuck is a boymoder?

>> No.2819309

>>2819238
Oh wow, a generic design of a cute black haired girl looks exactly like this other generic design of a cute black haired girl. What a coincidence, right?

>> No.2819324

>>2819172
And that's what I love about this site, Mr. Nigger.

>> No.2819327

>>2819293
/lgbt/ meme about trans girls who present androgynous until they can pass better

>> No.2819334

>>2819293
Not him but from my understanding it's a tranny who's hiding the early physical changes from HRT, i.e. "pretending to be a boy".

>> No.2819356

>>2819238
That's menhera-chan, though.

>> No.2819357

The bear is behind every single shitpost of this thread.

>> No.2819362

>>2819327
>>2819334
that sounds a bit retarded
>>2819324
based

>> No.2819367 [DELETED] 

Trannies pls go

>> No.2819375

Speaking of which, I dread the day when some guy is going to come across her stream and supa asking her to say t**** r*****.

>> No.2819402

>>2819375
Thanks for the idea.

>> No.2819409

>>2819375
based going to try that

>> No.2819419

I think the RFA stream broke something in her brain, since then she's talked about impregnating Listener-chan and how we all look like that.

Any proud dad should look at Listener-chan and not see himself in them. Dads need to be strong and motivating, not some weird skittish tranny

>> No.2819427

so i can use beatani to pretend i have a human connection and that is closer to me that she actually is to save me from my emotional wreck?

>> No.2819443

>>2817048
Probably is bit disheartening for him, but some people just have to learn the hard way.

>> No.2819460

>>2819419
>not wanting to be fucked by your daughter
what are you some sort of faggot?
>>2819427
yes now flush your meds

>> No.2819472

I wonder how the one mom from these threads is feeling about Listener-chan.

>> No.2819478

>>2818144
WHEB BAHA THE IMPODTER IS SUS! HAAHAHAH SUSSUSUSJSUSJYOURE SO SUSSY I KNKW YOU TOOK MY FORTNTIE CARD!

>> No.2819481

>>2819375
I will never understand people who get excited because someone says some words. They don't even need to share an idea. Just repeat words like parrots or indoctrinated schizos.

>> No.2819492

>>2819478
cringe

>> No.2819505

>>2819481
I mean people here got excited when she said based.

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2819510

>>2819478

>> No.2819526

>>2819472
Is there acutally any % of female audience for Beatani? And if not, why do women don't find this type of content cute and funny?

>> No.2819532

>>2819419
I think she didn't fully realize just how perverted we collectively were until then. That's why she made us into a cute girl and wants to violate us instead, turning the tables.

>> No.2819538

>>2819510
AWAY

>> No.2819545

>>2819505
Was she forced to say it? as in "SAY BASED BEATANI LET'S GOO"?

>> No.2819548

>>2819526
>Is there acutally any % of female audience for Beatani?
There was someone recording for the Cirno song.

>> No.2819572

>>2819419
>Knows Bea talks about impregnating Listener-chan
>Still incorrectly labels her as a tranny
oh dear

>> No.2819600

>>2819526
there is.one is here.not me though.

>> No.2819601

I wanna put my guma inside Bea's tani, if you catch my drift.

>> No.2819625

>>2819526
If you go by the Cirno submissions, there is at least one

>> No.2819630

>>2819548
Are you telling me that one of the voices of that monstrous amalgam shouting "Baaka Baaka", was from a female girl?
Based if true.

>> No.2819632

>>2819572
>wants to impregnate Listener-chan
>I know that men don't USUALLY get pregnant
anon...

>> No.2819647

>>2819632
Well yeah, she's impregnating a girl, not a man.

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>>2816676
i don't have a problem with loli but
>Wip Vtuber
>Hat kid

>> No.2819704

>>2819375
tootsie rolls? totally radical?

>> No.2819718
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!

>> No.2819736

>>2819718
!

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>>2819704
trree rrrrat

>> No.2819757

>>2819718
This can't be right, where is Beatani's cock?

>> No.2819768

>>2819718
You're playing a dangerous game, and I know it would be foolish to ask you to stop

>> No.2819771

>>2819481
>why do people get excited over words?
>beatani says cunny
>thread explodes in UUUUOOOOOHHHH

>> No.2819807

i discovered beatani yesterday and she hasn't left my mind ever since.
am i ogey, bros?

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>>2819807
Nope

>> No.2819840

>>2819625
>>2819600
>>2819548
After hearing some of them I finally found it. Based (actual woman) Dad. But dear god some of you sound like spics.

>> No.2819845

>>2819807
I'm afraid you have stage 3 Gosling Syndrome, I recommend daily doses of Beatani

>> No.2819884

>>2819840
I'm from spurdoland, we all sound autistic here...

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>>2819742

>> No.2819897

>>2817472
Goslingposting is fun, i dont think there are people gosling seriously, at least not me.
Just have a healthy fun time with the streams, dont get obsessed.

>> No.2820008

>>2816513
>>2816651
>saw most of us dislike this dude and have him blocked
>makes him shut up in public
God I love this bear like you wouldn't believe

>> No.2820120

What are some listener chan being cute moments, fellow dads?

>> No.2820178

>>2820120
when bea notices listener-chans rare comment and replies to her as well

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>>2817472

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>>2820120
the cutest so far

>> No.2820248

>>2820199
holy shit side by side like that it's undeniable

>> No.2820293

>>2820199
I feel stupid not making this connection earlier,wow.

>> No.2820358

>>2820199
Oh shit I didn't notice that.

>> No.2820370

>>2820248
>>2820293
She posted that illustration not even an hour after the post was made

>> No.2820415
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>My likes are mostly Bea for the past days and I even tried to not like everything she tweets
>She likely saw them
>She's watching us right now

>> No.2820443

>>2820415
I've given up hiding anything from her at this point. I love you Beatani!

>> No.2820454

>>2820415
It's not like she checks all of our activity, so she will never see I pretty much exclusively like her posts.

>> No.2820470

>>2820415
May as well throw your @ right now, dad. Make it easier for your daughter to mess with you.

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>>2820120
All Listener-chan moments are cute.

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>>2820454
she's always watching

>> No.2820505

>>2820415
same but with less dread

>> No.2820518

>>2820199
>>2820415
>>2820443
Oh god oh fuck so this is how it begins oh fuck I'm not prepared for this please he

>> No.2820520

beatani is here, tell her a funny joke

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2820536

The thigh, and the way she's holding her hair, you have no idea how hard these things are making me. Easily the most erotic piece of art of her out there.

>> No.2820537

>>2817358
The patient has expressed the belief that she is a bear on the internet. When offered an antipsychotic medication, the patient became enraged and shouted AWAY at the nurse. Staff are advised to use caution with the patient until she takes her meds.

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What's the name of this poor crossed eyed bastard?

>> No.2820554

>>2820520
My follower count

>> No.2820567

>>2820540
Anonymous

>> No.2820575

>>2820540
Hobbodad

>> No.2820591

>>2820540
rest in piss homeless dad
I hope you're shilling our daughter in hell

>> No.2820594

>>2820540
homeless train station dad san

>> No.2820600

>>2819718
cute

>> No.2820612

>>2820540
Pops. He is not Dad or Listener as they have other established canon.

>> No.2820637

We definitely need more bratty lolidom fanart of Bea

>> No.2820656

>>2820637
This

>> No.2820657

https://files.catbox.moe/v02onk.png

I'm thinking of turning this into a little comic / doujin with some more pages, I have the poses in my head and it could be either Beatani fantasizing the whole scenario or a fever dream due to kusuri gone to waste... anyone has suggestion about the scenario?
also Listener chan will be name Risuna on this doujin...

>> No.2820659

>>2820540
I don't know, but it's clearly based on Hiroyuki.

>> No.2820685

>>2820657
FFS THIS IS WHAT I FEARED...

>> No.2820687

>>2820637
The only thing she's dominating now is Listener-chan so unless she's shoving her poor little Listener-chan into cocks that ain't gonna happen anytime soon

>> No.2820705

>>2820657
AND THERE WE FUCKING GO
IT IS ONLY DOWNHILL FROM HERE

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2820711

>>2820657

>> No.2820713

>>2820657
DO IT LET'S GO

>> No.2820716

>>2820657
Either offpako or chikan would probably work best.

>> No.2820720

>>2820657
risuna needs to be a mesugaki being put in her place

>> No.2820725

>>2820657
Bigger

>> No.2820727

>>2820657
The d*** looks kinda weird, maybe reduce the angle a little.

>> No.2820739

>>2820657
Futa on male.

>> No.2820750

>>2820716
>>2820657
Risuna-chan thinks it's a normal meetup, Beatani has other plans.

>> No.2820773

>>2820657
Needs balls. How is she going to impregnate Risuna?

>> No.2820795

>>2820773
This.

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2820801

>>2820687
Doesn't need to include anyone but her to be good. Something like this is great.

>> No.2820804

>>2820750
>Risuna-chan fell for the rock CDs trap

>> No.2820816

>>2819891
I think tree rrat and Beatani would be a really cool collab.

>> No.2820840

>>2820801
I love this pose but I can't get over the oversized head.

>> No.2820853

Imagine liking Bea and being an artfag, but not liking loli couldn't be me haha...

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>>2820816
This would be better

>> No.2820876

>>2820853
She's a mature 24 (almost 25) year old woman anon, she's just pettan

>> No.2820885

>>2820853
>not liking loli
This dad is lame. Even your daughter knows better.

>> No.2820928

>>2820657
There was a time where she wanted to pero herself, meaning there's at least two Beatanis.
You know what would make impregnating Listener-chan easier? Teamwork. Yeah.

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>>2820868
I was going to say "but Bea doesn't know Japanese" for a second.

>> No.2820955

>>2820937
Pops...

>> No.2820956 [DELETED] 

>>2820773
Futa magic, don't think too hard about it, let's say she get the cum from the cum dimension...
To be honest I don't really like balls on futa as they get in the way of shots of the vagoo, and it's like I'm just drawing a tranny and I don't like it.
>>2820750
I really like this idea, Risuna chan DM'd Bea for a chance to meet her oshi and things got out of hand
>>2820928
interesting suggestion

>> No.2820963

>>2820928
>Two futa Beatanis dp-ing Listener-chan
I haven't masturbated to Beatani up until this point, but that might just push me over the edge

>> No.2820967

>>2820853
You shall bow down to the loli, and guro, and shimakaze-kun, and futa, and mpreg, you have no other option but to bask in the glory of your daughter's machinations.

>> No.2820976

>>2820937
Dad...

>> No.2821006

>>2820937
You know she will laugh at you for this.

>> No.2821011

>>2820657
Fuck me this looks great. Also don't forget to ask Beatani if she "enjoyed" it after posting it. You know for investigative purposes.

>> No.2821041

>>2820963
Wouldn't that be fapping to Listener-chan more than it would be fapping to Bea?

>> No.2821045

>>2820474
Why are there 2 beatanis?

>> No.2821056

>>2821045
To represent her multiple personality disorder.

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This has been a weird week for Listener-san

>> No.2821080
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2821080

>>2820937
>You will never learn english
>You don't even know japanese

>> No.2821086

I want Beatani to give me a bear hug

>> No.2821093

>>2820868
Don't know much about Nene. I think tree rrat would be better because she is also a chan user so they would probably have an easier time bouncing of each other and they are both ESLs. Plus it seems the ID manager really doesn't give a crap on who their talents collab with.

>> No.2821112

>>2820657
If you are doing the fever dream route I'd recommend the last couple panels have her wake up, and go to the bathroom and wash her hands.

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2821129

>>2821045
One is actually a boy (girl)

>>2821079
I wonder if it's possible to give Listener-chan a Listener-san costume, maybe as a big mask accessory or something

>> No.2821173

>>2821079
The dog is going to be pretty pissed off when she finds out
And she always finds out

>> No.2821195

>>2817194
Your Listener-chan card is really good, I hope you don't mind me using it for guro

>> No.2821271

>>2820853
i've noticed theres a lot of creative dads.i know there's at least one other fellow designerdad

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>>2816233
some1 make this but with bea

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>The bear is asleep
>Post funny zatsudan ideas

>> No.2821338

>>2821301
>some1 make this but with listener-chan
FTFY

>> No.2821355

Draw Bea choking on dick already

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>>2821338
based. i want to suck big bears futanari cock all night and i want to submit to her

>> No.2821382

>>2821327
Every time she says "yah" she has to take another shot

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>Haha funny cunny lmao loli 草 child belly hahaha
Shut the fuck up, I need some mid-20s OL Bea art in my life right now

>> No.2821419

>>2821365
>Afraid of her search history fucking her over or even doxing her
>She was just searching for fun games to play with us in the zatsudan stream AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH YOU ARE THE CUTEST BEAR, FUCK.

>> No.2821437

>>2821382
I don't want Bea to die...

>> No.2821448

>>2821417
Don't blame us for your insecurities. It doesn't mean you need to age her up because you feel guilty.

>> No.2821459

>>2816707
>>2816891
It's better when some normal people and a lot of the schizos are hesitant to reply than for everyone to just be boldly dragging their testicles all over the place.

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>>2821417
that was already done

>> No.2821465

>>2819630
She was the last submission IIRC

>> No.2821468

>>2821417
same, the idea of an old OL who needs to keep using XP because she's too old to figure out new computers is too good to let go

>> No.2821476

>>2821355
I can. But I shouldn't.

>> No.2821482

>>2821382
Every time she says "yah" she does a squat. That way, our daughter can get the juiciest thighs and butt posible,

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>>2821195
I am against that kinda stuff personally, but I won't stop you.

>> No.2821501

>>2821485
is this Asashio

>> No.2821527

>>2821482
Don't make me imagine my daughter's butt

>> No.2821541

>>2821464
Nice
OLs are great

>> No.2821545

>>2821482
I like to imagine my daughter's butt

>> No.2821557

>>2821482
this is a good idea

>> No.2821566

>>2821501
It's me!

>> No.2821572

>>2821327
Normal zatsudan but bea is not allowed to verbally abuse her dads.

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2821576

>>2816953
>>2820008
>>2816651
With this Beatani is cemented in the top 5% of Vtubers when it comes to handling spaghetti monsters online. Especially when you consider that she's Japanese and her fans are foreigners and she's not even speaking her first language. Lots of other Japanese chuubas think they have to pussyfoot around with kaigainikki because they are afraid to be rude to non-Japanese meanwhile here's Bea-chan handing out a nonchalant public castration like this. So ridiculously based. You can tell she's spent a lot of time fucking around on the Internet and different boards.

>> No.2821640

Remember to stop posting and let the thread die when the bear wakes up. We can't let her know how much we miss her.
And that we are fantasizing about she fucking Listener-chan

>> No.2821658

>>2821640
I MISS HER A LOT

>> No.2821664

>>2821640
Before the thread dies I have to say it

I want to fuck Listener-chan more than Bea

>> No.2821675

>>2821640
Too bad she's only start tweeting after reading this thread.

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>>2821664

>> No.2821699

>>2821640
on this, if any anons make any birthday gifts like drawings 3d renders etc post them in the next threads. i want to compile them all into a little book/ zine thing u can print out or view just as a pdf before the 10th

>> No.2821741

FUCK SHE'S AWAKE

>> No.2821757

>Still on the first page
Oh fuck

>> No.2821780

I really wonder if she feels grossed out that there's actually people watching her that are double her age,if not older.

>> No.2821782

I think I got the scenario in my mind, let's see, Bea organizes a cosplay review for her audience and also offers help if they DM her, Risuna chan, a listener wants to cosplay Shimakaze but has doubts about it, DMs Bea and they meet outside, Risuna that is btw a hikki neet and faints because she can't stand going out in the sun, Bea decides to take her home and thing spice up from there, what about it? as to why is Bea a futa, let say she take some magical pills that do the deal. Any more ideas? It may or may not ending up being all a dream...

>> No.2821800

Just how little does this bear sleep at night?

>> No.2821813

Beatani I don't have any lewd thoughts I just want to go on a picnic together

>> No.2821820
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>> No.2821880

>>2821800
Naps!

>> No.2821929

>>2821741
>>2821800
does she really have ADHD? as in diagnosed by a medical profesional?

>> No.2821951

>>2821782
There doesn't need to be an explanation for her having a dick
Sounds like a doujin anon so I would say it's good. Just don't draw the start for long until the action.

>> No.2821957

>>2821929
Unless she lied on the stream yah.

>> No.2821975

>>2818276
>she really did luck out by finding her audience in a bunch of fellow anons
It was a VERY unique and unlikely situation. If it weren't for the first cunny poster and then that absolute lad trying to tell her it meant cute and funny, she'd probably still have like 60 subscribers. Also, her design is really good, otherwise I think even with the humor and unexpected wholesomeness of that thread, there might simply not have been enough people there to spark the frenzy. On top of that she already had a twitter AND guidelines for R18 prepared which was chef's kiss.
>>2818634
Based. You the same YAB prophet I replied to the other day?

>> No.2822023

Oh wait, I have an amazing idea for a stream
Does Bea know about AI Dungeon?

>> No.2822039

>>2822023
Oh God that would be nuts.

>> No.2822048

>>2821957
ADHD can be a pain
hopefully she takes her meds

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>>2822023
Now this I gotta see

>> No.2822118

>>2821929
she has meds for it so what do you think genius?

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2822176

also meant to /r/ this like forever ago but can we get like a beatani eating clovers, drawfags?
not with like a smug mito expression but in more of a cry cute kinda way
you feel me?

>> No.2822181

>>2822023
I can already see it. Legendary stream. She should play the dumb version and let her mind fill in the gaps for extra greatness.

>> No.2822197

>>2822023
>There's a dragon in front of you, what do you do?
>"I want to fuck and impregnate Listener-chan"

>> No.2822235

>>2822176
>he provided a reference sheet

based commissioner

>> No.2822312

>>2821365
Jack in the chat

>> No.2822323

>>2821951
>There doesn't need to be an explanation for her having a dick
Maybe not this time, but someone should definitely make a knock off of 精装追男姐.

>> No.2822348

>>2822312
cringe

>> No.2822380

>>2821365
>>2822312
Someone shop someone else instead, like listener-chan or something

>> No.2822386

>>2822312
Please don't speak ill of the dead.

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>>2822323
I'll wait for the Hatsujou Futanari Musume to Mesu Ochi Papa knockoff with Beatani and Listener-kun. I NEED IT

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2822519

does this hand look ok? i’ve been drawing this hand for days to no avail and i think i finally got it right

>> No.2822561

>>2816555
shittoposuchingu bea
shitposting bear

>> No.2822567

Trying to think of another commission idea. Maybe meeting up with Listener-chan then pressuring her into sex, then some months later, Beatani is behind her in pic related whispering into her ear "Now you can't unsubscribe..."
Or maybe something more wholesome like a birthday party on XP hill with Bea blowing out the candles on her cake and dads, moms, brothers, sisters, friends, and Listener-chan are all cheering her on. One of the dads looks suspiciously like Hiroyuki with a mask on. Maybe this could be combined with the birthday wishes vocaroo.

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>>2822469
I can't unsee them as Akebono and Michishio.

>> No.2822599

>>2822519
Looks bretty gud to me

>> No.2822625

>>2822235
I mean there's like too many good ones
originally I was just thinking of spaghetti-tan

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>>2822567
pic related lmao

>> No.2822659

>>2822519
The pointed part at the base of the thumb looks a bit off. Other than that it looks good.

>> No.2822741

>>2816651
>>2816513
> Being reprimanded by Beatani!!!!

Got I wish that were me, but I also don't want to be a burden on her.

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>>2822469
was that one of the gender bender femdom yuri ones?
cause that's what I need in life

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>>2822828
Is the one where The dad gets feminized and fucked by his futa daughter and fucks the whole family taking the dad's place

>> No.2823049

>>2816651
I don't really remember him spamming that much. Anyone got caps of his most creepest stuff?

>> No.2823139

>>2823049
it wasn't so much spam just really long and cringe posts

>> No.2823184

Bea is reading this thread right now while having toast.
But she will rub a quick one and head back to bed. Daijoubu.

>> No.2823220

>>2823049
It was just cringe, overly familiar chat/posts. His name is also eye-searing.

>> No.2823233

>>2823184
She does her reps

>> No.2823245

>>2823184
hope she washes her hands after those reps

>> No.2823267

>>2823184
Thanks for the updates Bea.

>> No.2823301

>>2823184
Calm down bear.

>> No.2823367

>>2823267
I don't think "rub a quick one" is part of her vocab.

>> No.2823392
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>>2822931

>> No.2823404

>>2823367
It is now

>> No.2823417

>>2823367
She is doing her reps.

>> No.2823520

>>2823184
Take your meds, Bea

>> No.2823724

>>2819548
>>2819600
>>2819630
umm sorry dad, that might be me. my voice turn like female voice in mic. but im 100% male

>> No.2823792

>>2823724
What do you mean turn female voice in mic? How?

>> No.2823976

>>2823724
Androgynous dad

>> No.2824008

>>2823724
CUTE

>> No.2824068

>>2823792
my voice is very smooth(?) like a boy before puberty, even tho im 24. food delivery or someone from discord frequently mistaking me as a girl

>> No.2824118

>>2824068
listener-chan...

>> No.2824121

>>2824068
c-cute

>> No.2824132

>>2823724
>>2824068
UOOOH!??!?!

>> No.2824226

>>2823724
>>2824068
cute ESL femdad

>> No.2824291
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>>2824068

>> No.2824311

>>2824068
>24 as well
>body of a warrior
>smooth and slim hands

Bea could literally build the perfect girlfriend, she just needs to pick the best parts out of her dads.

>> No.2824433
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2824433

>>2818953
last I checked there were only like 15 clones
oh god

>> No.2824484

>>2822519
either show the top of the hand or the bottom, not both.

>> No.2824656

>>2824068
U-uooh?

>> No.2824689
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2824689

>>2819090
rotary braps...
home...

>> No.2824747

>>2824068
I-is there any chance you would voice Listener-chan's dialogue from >>2820199 ?

>> No.2824798

>>2824747
this might kill Beatani

>> No.2824856

>>2824311
we have to start cutting first

>> No.2824897 [SPOILER] 
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2824897

>>2824689
Sup /o/

>> No.2824938

>>2824747
Do it anon dooo iiiit

>> No.2825013

I'm tempted to change my name so a super long one, as a joke. Would it be too cringy? Would she get it?

>> No.2825141

>>2824747
woah, that would be embarrassing as hell. half me me feels like (you) are the one who want to heard it the most. might do it later

>> No.2825201

>>2825141
You know you want to

>> No.2825209

>>2825141
I'm convinced the bear would enjoy it, thank you if you do give it a shot

>> No.2825210
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>>2825013
don't fall too deep into the rabbit hole, anon.

>> No.2825225

>>2825013
Usually super long ones are just obnoxious because of all the space they take up. Even if you just type a kusa in chat your message will take up multiple lines. Better something short and clever.

>> No.2825227

>>2825013
don't bully the dead

>> No.2825231

>>2825013
do it, name it jake, or something

>> No.2825257

>>2825013
I think you and that other anon give way too much importance to username lengths, it's just a name unless you go full japanese light novel nobody cares.

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2825404

>>2819478
>>2817772
>>2817759
>>2817472

>> No.2825438

>>2825404
薬 AWAY

>> No.2825454

>>2825404
AWAY

>> No.2825540
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2825540

anyone else get nostalgic? I was there on day one.

>> No.2825580

>>2825540
I remember seeing the thread while browsing /vt/, but I only joined in later.

>> No.2825605

>>2825540
I'll always remember the "gmi (going to make it)"
Such a powerful sentence

>> No.2825675

I hope she breaks out of her shell a bit and starts doing collabs I know she seems to like seep and I think that would be a fun one

>> No.2825742

>>2821780
Anon, she would cream herself if Hiroyuki was watching her, and he's twice her age.

>> No.2825851

>>2825675
If she likes cute girls she can interact with the loli mouse, I think I saw a lewd fanart about her character with a grizzly bear so there's that (I don't remember her name).

>> No.2825865

>>2821780
I still don't know how to feel that my daughter's actually older than me
beatani-neechan...

>> No.2825906

>>2825865
She's older than me for 4 years anon...

>> No.2825949

>>2825865
She's younger than me by 5 years, which has unfortunate lore implications.

>> No.2825988

>>2816645
I think I'm gonna make some remix of one of her song most likely. Maybe something simple like music box.

>> No.2825996

>>2825949
she's a few months younger than me here
it'd be more impressive than horrifying

>> No.2826033
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>all these anonbabies

>> No.2826096
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>all these creepy oldfags

>> No.2826112

>>2825540
Yes. Especially since I went into that thread expecting to see another poor indie shouting into the void getting three replies before archive. I knew I was witnessing the stuff of legends.

>> No.2826133
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>>2825865
She's older than me, and I don't complain because I like it that way

>> No.2826165

>>2826112
>getting three replies before archive
That's actually sad...

>> No.2826177

I got an email from Teespring saying that the order shipped and it's out of a distribution plant just outside Cincinnati, less than a 6 hour drive from me. Despite this, it's going to take at least 5 days to deliver my shirt. I could get a shirt delivered from China fucking faster than that what the hell.

>> No.2826182

>>2825540
I actually ignored the first few threads because I thought she was just gonna get used and I didn't want to take part in that, but seeing that people stuck around her threads made me change my mind.

>> No.2826221

>>2826165
Most of them come here with no idea of what this place is like and no interest in it so they fail misserably. Bea on the other hand showed genuine interest and knows places like this.

>> No.2826224

>>2825865
Beatani is only a year older than me but I like to imagine I'm her little otouto

>> No.2826271

>>2826112
>getting three replies before archive
Did that actually happen in /vt/?

>> No.2826284

>>2826224
I also believe in Otouto supremacy.

>> No.2826329

Any anons here got her merch already? I was curious about the quality of the material

>> No.2826398

Her using "boku" is what made me fall in love with her, which is silly because she mainly tries to speak English...

>> No.2826441

>>2826329
I can confirm the mug is decent

>> No.2826584

Damn that Youtube community post has really good English. The bear has definitely been doing her reps.

>> No.2826906
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2826906

wait so considering she made a point of emphasizing her standard level english skills in her twitter description and people like coco inspired people like beatani (I think)
who is beatani gonna inspire? are we gonna have whole generations of elevens that did their reps and are just gonna speak in english normally? are we gonna do our reps and become nip chuubas?

>> No.2826925

>>2826177
The shipping costs were low at least, right? Nearly a half of the price I paid went into shipping alone. Seriously what in damnation. Their site says it's because they promise speedy deliveries, too, so I guess that was a lie.

>> No.2826973

>>2826906
>and people like coco inspired people like beatani (I think)
Sometimes I hate cocofags

>> No.2827079

>>2826973
Why?

>> No.2827127

>>2826329
Mug here, it's pretty good.

>> No.2827363

>>2826973
iunno
wasn't it someone

>> No.2827473

>>2827363
A-anon, are you ok?

>> No.2827566

>>2827473
yeah or wasn't it like the 2ch dumpster diving thread, is why she's here
isn't that what people keep saying

>> No.2827690

>>2826906
I started a while ago but she's really pushing me to keep going.

>> No.2827809

SHE'S AWAKE

>> No.2827860

>>2827566
I'm scared when I read your posts because I feel like I get dumber

>> No.2827933

Damn I just remembered, no stream today.

>> No.2827936
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2827936

Then for the love of god change your name, it's embarrasing.

>> No.2827941

>>2827933
I miss her already...

>> No.2827960

>>2827936
that's not very Poggers™ of you

>> No.2827973

>>2827809
sorry, I think Im licking too hard

>> No.2827991

What the hell does Pogger even mean?

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>>2827809
>SHE'S AWAKE

>> No.2828058
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2828058

Do you think Beatani smells good? I bet she smells nice

>> No.2828061

>>2826925
8 USD for 2 shirts. Not outrageous but not low I think. Still worth it for my bear daughter's merch.

>> No.2828152

>>2827991
Someone who plays with pogs? I had fun with the "slammers" as a kid.

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>>2827991
They were probably before your time.

>> No.2828170

>>2828058
Beatani herself has said she smells like lemons, but that's just the bear. As for her roommate, who knows? Maybe she secretly shares hygiene habits with Kagura Mea.

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>>2828170
>Maybe she secretly shares hygiene habits with Kagura Mea

>> No.2828221

>>2828170
>she never showered after the RFA stream
IMAGINE

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>>2828170
>Kagura Mea

>> No.2828264

>>2828058
I don't think so, in her daily schedule she didn't mention taking any baths plus yesterday she told us she didn't know how to use a tub.

>> No.2828355
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>>2828170
>>2828264
IMAGINE

>> No.2828357

>>2828058
hard to clean yourself when all you have on the XP hill is an invisible desk and a guitar

>> No.2828439

>>2827860
now you're scaring me
meido-san yo

>> No.2828443

>>2828164
Man when I used to go to daycare in the early 90s they would let me pick out a pog to take home every time. It's the only thing I remember from going to daycare. I also got some pogs and slammers from my cousins and a couple of slammers from fast food toys.

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also what's the over/under on her playing nobeta ever?

>> No.2828542

>>2826271
Actually I dunno if in /vt/, but I've seen it happen other places.

>> No.2828593

>>2828499
Do you even know how to speak english?

>> No.2828629

Take your reps and do your meds

>> No.2828654

THE FINAL YAB
THE FINAL YAB
THE FINAL YAB

>> No.2828656

>>2828593
He is speaking english, he is just a bet junkie.

>> No.2828658

This fucking bear

>> No.2828660

>>2828170
If she was able to have a normal OL job from 18-24 then she can't be that gross.

>> No.2828665

>>2827566
It's just what people assume, we don't actually know how it happened that she came to /vt/. That makes me think that maybe she posted on futaba beforehand and they directed her here, which means there's actually a mythical lost Beatani thread that took place on another site before the legendary debut thread here. If only there were an archive...

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>>2828593
don't be so harsh at ESLs. They might be our resident Japanese fans or Beatani herself

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I will cry

>> No.2828694

>>2828654
Will be (Us)

>> No.2828739
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>>2828691
The final yab is here.

>> No.2828744

>>2827991
It's a somewhat tongue-in-cheek lengthening of pog, a common emote on twitch that originally meant Play Of (the) Game (POG) but now is just used for general hype and amazement like when your favorite low-T late 20s faggot twitch streamer is absolutely pounding twelve year old bussi on fortnite.

>> No.2828746

>>2828691
>reddit discord bear

>> No.2828775

>>2828691
Did she accidently tweeted a dm for jackfaggot-san?

>> No.2828816

>>2828691
I love this shitposting bear!

>> No.2828839

>>2828691
So like, no one?

>> No.2828854

>>2827566
That's unlikely and mostly peddled by people who didn't already know of futuba's existence. These are popular websites, let alone popular text / image boards. English users kow of the popular Japanese sites and the reverse. It's just that they probably don't browse them due to the language barrier.

>> No.2828859

>>2828691
She's gotten way too powerful. I fear for all newfags.

>> No.2828866

>>2828499
Has that game had any development progress since release? I was interested in it because of cunny posting, but I never bothered because >early access, and I haven't heard anything about it since that first explosion.
>>2828691
Can't believe Beatani exposed our secret....

>> No.2828884

>>2828839
>dad has enough of daughter's constant roasting and fires back
Sasuga

>> No.2828887

>>2828691
She's having more Discord sex than Gura and Amelia.

>> No.2828901

Bros....our daughter is fishing for (you)s on twitter, what do we do...

>> No.2828904
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>There are a lot of kind people on my discord and now I'm shiritori

>> No.2828909

>>2828691
I bet everyone hating on Discord a few threads ago are now mad that they didn't get the invite.

>> No.2828935

>>2828901
Fight in /yah/ about it

>> No.2828942

>>2828884
I'm too much of a coward to reply to her on twitter though...

>> No.2828957

>>2828904
>shiritori
What does shiritori mean?

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>>2828909
Their lost

>> No.2828967
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2828967

>he didn't get invited to the Bea discord

>> No.2828978

I can't stop listening to her cover of Chiisana Koi no Uta.

>> No.2829005

There is no Discord, she is just shitposting, as usual.

officially anyway

>> No.2829010

>>2821664
More than you want to fuck Bea, or more than Bea wants to fuck her?

>> No.2829017

>>2828957
anon, your google reps...

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>> No.2829069

>>2828978
No need to thank me
I specially requested it so I could gosling her day and night listening to that song

>> No.2829078
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https://twitter.com/beatanichisato/status/1385389844294094848?s=20

>> No.2829086

Holy fuck, this kusogaki. I'm laughing so hard.

>> No.2829091

>>2829010
I will fuck Bea as futa Bea fucks me. Listener-chan can hold the camera.

>> No.2829128

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.2829137

>>2821782
>>2821951
Get this: Risuna-chan jokingly suggests that Bea "take her meds", which Bea then actually does, the meds being futa pills

>> No.2829144

I can sense her smug face as she tweets

>> No.2829154

I WANT TO BE IN A DISCORD WITH BEA

>> No.2829155

>>2829069
It sounds so nostalgic in a way, like I'm listening to someone play it on a campfire or something. I can't fucking explain the things this cover does to me. Thank you anon

>> No.2829171

THIS FUCKING BEAR

>> No.2829172 [SPOILER] 
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>>2829086
>>2829144

>> No.2829183

>>2829137
This is pure gold.

>> No.2829204

This kusogaki needs to take her meds

>> No.2829206

>>2829144
smug? She is fucking laughing at us with her ass what are you talking about

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https://twitter.com/beatanichisato/status/1385390387339022343

>> No.2829236

>>2829204
Oh, she already has. It's (You) that needs to take them.

>> No.2829242

>>2823724
You could corner the EN trap vtuber market with those skills

>> No.2829243
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>comfy thread
>ruined by a schizo

>> No.2829256

>>2828593
that's just a normal sentence
up yours anon

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IM GONNA GROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMM OOOH IM GROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

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>> No.2829334

I think she's hallucinating again...too many meds this time.

>> No.2829365

>>2829310
I don't like discord, it's a bad place and you shouldn't be there young girl, it'll rot your brain.

>> No.2829369
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UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH THIS FUCKING BRAT

>> No.2829378

>>2829312
This kek

>> No.2829386

I wanted to reply to this after the stream but just as I wrote the message the thread was archived and now this new thread is nearly dead, oh fuck well I reply anyway.

>>2788098
I'm here. I would be very happy to work on this or any other /yah/ sings project. In the coming 3 weeks I'll have a lot of time and will be able to do any kind of /yah/ sings project if you all support it.

If we do the birthday song in native language thing everyone who share the same language can be put together, this will of course result in some languages only having 1-3 voices heard which will cause your individual voices to be easy to hear, this may be bad because I know you are already shy but I think it could be kino. Else the easy variant is us all singing english (or japanese) version of happy birthday song, then even the shy ones can enter knowing that their individual voice will be hard to identify. The military song idea is nice too because those are easy to sing but that is better made for a project unrelated to her birthday.

>> No.2829414
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>> No.2829423
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>>2829310
wherever this kusogaki goes, she must also shitpost

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>>2829310
She is so good at this, kek.

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>> No.2829449
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>>2829310
I can't handle this level of bullying.

>> No.2829454

I'M GOING FUCKING SPANK THIS BRAT!!!

>> No.2829460

I know we're supposed to be M dads, but all this teasing really makes me wanna bully her back with my dick

>> No.2829470

>>2829310
So bea wants a discord server but she's testing the waters

>> No.2829481

>>2829243
>ruined by a schizo
Yeah, fuck Beatani ruining a comfy thread with her menhera posts.

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2829513

Holy shit how are people taking her seriously lmao

>> No.2829556

when we got a daughter I didn't think it'd be the "shitty brat" kind not that I'm complaining mind you"

>> No.2829563

>>2829513
Shhh, we're playing along

>> No.2829565

>>2829460
Women like this are actually the biggest Ms, they just want someone to be man enough to ignore their jabs and pay them back.

>> No.2829599

>>2829470
I'll be honest with you, I hate discord but if this fucking bear managed to get me to make a fucking reddit account I'd probably put up with discord for her

>> No.2829601
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Since Bea already took care of one autist can she move on to these two next?

>> No.2829603
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2829603

It's time to discipline our daughter.

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2829605

>>2829513
WHAT IF IT'S REAL

>> No.2829611

Beatani is having sweaty discordsex with her oniichans Right. Fucking. Now.

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>>2823724
>>2824068
The female voice wasn't yours though, anon because it was mine and I hate it

>> No.2829630

>>2829565
Regretfully you're right, and it's the worst fucking thing.

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>>2829603
It's time.

>> No.2829646

>Don't worry. I'll never invite you in.
Savage!

>> No.2829672

>>2829625
I extend to you the same offer of voicing Listener-chan. Please, it'll make the bear very happy for her birthday.

>> No.2829675
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>>2829616

>> No.2829676 [SPOILER] 
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2829676

>imagine not being on the final level

>> No.2829683

I'm 95% sure she is joking but I'm so worried right now because I have seen so many vtubers destroyed by discord. Beatani please say you are joking. I can't handle the pain.

>> No.2829684

>>2829601
Isn't the guy in the bottom from here?

>> No.2829724

>>2829683
She will have to get it eventually if she wants to collab, though.

>> No.2829728

>>2829601
That wannabe vtuber on top followed me and I don't know if it's because of the art I did or because they just saw one of my tweets at her, but they seem like a genuine autist.

>> No.2829738

>>2829684
yea, fucking autist frendly fires to his fellow anon out of jealousy

>> No.2829742
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>>2829683
Joking? what joke?

>> No.2829751

>>2829676
Your age reps...

>> No.2829767

>>2829684
Pretty sure almost all the people replying are in here.

>> No.2829766

>>2829683
Meds, dad. She knows exactly what to say to hurt you and will do so with surgical precision. It's not real.

>> No.2829774

>>2829724
Using discord for communicating one on one with other vtubers and such is fine, it's fan discord servers that are the cancer.

>> No.2829798

>>2829646
Joke's on you, we're actually even that way. Haha...

>> No.2829811

>>2829672
Nah, being a female is cringe and Dads should be known as male-only community
And my voice sucks anyway

>> No.2829821

>>2829683
Now you made her break character dad, good job

>> No.2829840

>>2829646
Yukalisan didn't deserve it

>> No.2829852

>>2829601
Destoroyar has been in Bea streams pretty much since the beginning. Also did one of the first Beatani fanarts.

>> No.2829863

>>2829563
look at what you did

>> No.2829867

>>2829840
Nasty Yukari-san...

>> No.2829886
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2829886

Thank god. I love you Beatani

>> No.2829922

Beatani makes me feel alive, she causes my happiness and pain every day.

>> No.2829930

>>2828058
no

>> No.2829950

>>2829886
Fuck. I already smashed my mug.

>> No.2829953
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2829953

Did we fail as fathers? In raising such a bad mannered daughter?

>> No.2829965

>>2829886
I love this mutual bullying/schizo dynamic we have with her.

>> No.2829968

Guys I think it was the ugly bastards
We must weaponize them

>> No.2829974

see this is why you take the indiepill
how many corporate vtubers will pretend to be in secret discords just to make their biggest fans freak out about not being invited?

>> No.2829991

>>2829601
The one above is cringe but destoroyar is a good fan that both donates and does fanarts. He is a good dad.

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2829992

I want to watch these dorks giggle nervously to eachother

>> No.2829994

>>2829968
we need more ojisans, stat.

>> No.2830012

>>2829886
Glad she took my advice, now no one will think to look for the secret discord server.

>> No.2830021

>>2829950
Kek imagine if someone replied to her tweets with the pic of a white broken mug

>> No.2830041

I will burn all my Bea merch

>> No.2830067

>>2829601
I thought that it was obvious that I'm playing along?

>> No.2830073
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2830073

You could make this a banner

>> No.2830087

>>2830021
I'm sure I got some around here, but I don't feel like dealing with the mess I'd have to clean up afterwards

>> No.2830096
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2830096

>>2829968
>>2829994
Time to bring in the expert.

>> No.2830100

>>2829950
Anon... Kek...

>> No.2830117

>>2830067
It’s all good Destoroyar-san, you’re a good dad.

>> No.2830142

>>2830067
Destoroyar-san...

>> No.2830152
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2830152

I stared into the notification of a like I got from her on my shitpost for half a minute smirking like a retard
It is over me
I am not even mad

>> No.2830155

>>2829950
You should "glue" it back together.

>> No.2830159

>>2829992
Cutecutecutecute

>> No.2830175
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>>2830096
That's it

>> No.2830192

>>2829386
Maybe instead of a song, people just say an agreed on birthday greeting for a particular language, like so:
https://youtu.be/oWXaewUCUww?t=66
Easier to edit too.

>> No.2830222

>>2830192
I like the multilingual idea, it would give her an idea of how people around the world watch and enjoy her content.

>> No.2830226

>>2830152
Then you'll keep replying, get more likes, and eventually end up like J*ck.

>> No.2830235

>>2830067
Sorry Destroyah, I misjudged you
Your little emotes made me think you were a redditor or worse

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>>2830235
karma is fucking real
the motherfucked just called out by her
oh god

>> No.2830300

>>2830192
That would be very cute.

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>>2830192
>Be french

I'd get so much shit because of that other faggot

>> No.2830327

I think beatani might actually be schizo. not just because of tonight

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2830352

This kusogaki... causing me pain and then laughing. Still love her though.

>> No.2830376

>>2830279
What?

>> No.2830395

>>2830192
What if I'm the only dutch dad

>> No.2830409
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>>2830352
I'm glad she changed her twitter image to pic related since it definitely carries pure shitpost energy

>> No.2830433

>>2816233
DADS IS SHE BEING SERIOUS OR IS SHE IN A GROUP CHAT BEING FUCKED BY 9 OF HER CLOSTEST FANS PLEASE RESPODN ASPSA

>> No.2830453

Not sure does she even realize, you can't see sarcasm through text.
Shitting on community, even if it's mostly /vt/, will have consequences

>> No.2830454
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2830454

>>2830409

>> No.2830455

>>2830235
I thought the same exact thing

>> No.2830457

>>2830433
It's too late, we've already been impregnated by her

>> No.2830465

>>2830433
>>2829886

>> No.2830486

>>2830376
He was being bashed here for being jack 2.0 and then Bea just called his name in twitter. Kinda like protecting him from the dads' lynch. I dunno man it is 4 am and I am high on gosling rn

>> No.2830491

>>2830433
She is currently being DP'd by Destoroyar-san and Hanabi

>> No.2830505

>>2830433
There's only 7 of us, the Oil Balons, but we're having a good time.

>> No.2830514
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2830514

Yes beatani, you are a natural born shitposter and that is a good thing.

>> No.2830521

>>2830454
Where is it?

>> No.2830577

>>2830521
A couple days ago if I remember correctly

>> No.2830597

>>2830326
Nah frogdad I'm sure you wouldn't inherently get shit for it. I imagine there are at least a few Frenchfags on here.

>> No.2830614

>>2830453
Oh nononononono

>> No.2830625

KUSOGAKI LOVE


>>2830453
The recent level of shitposting makes me feel like she's more comfortable/secure with her viewers. Feels nice, even if I may just be projecting

>> No.2830656

>>2830395
I speak shitty Dutch so I'll join you and make you cringe over the mutilation of your language if you like

>> No.2830666

>>2829886
GOD DADS I LOVE WHEN SHE EDGES ME

>> No.2830693

>>2830625
Yeah >we have got a nice dynamic going that's kinda awkward and cringey but which is more comfy thereby.

>> No.2830695

>>2830491
what about listener-chan?

>> No.2830704

>>2830453
Yes, and they will never be the same.

>> No.2830708

>>2830625
I WANT TO SMELL HER FEET

>> No.2830718

>>2830433
We've love our daughter very much

>> No.2830719

She's asking for forgiveness now and I will forgive her for potentially saving this thread from Outside-Stream-Hours-Shittiness (OSHS)

>> No.2830742

>>2830453
the consequences will be that autists get rooted out

>> No.2830751

>>2829565
>>2829460
This couldn't play more into what I like, brats needing to be tamed, it can't get better. She's very good at it too.
The one difference is that she still kind of have the upper hand since it's trough internet. There are limited ways to get back at her, even if they exist.

>> No.2830782

>>2830395
>>2830656

I can't speak dutch at all, so I can assist with the mutilation

>> No.2830800

So I'm ashamed. When I saw the tweets for the first time I was first horrified and then I wondered immediately checked my twitter DMs and was very disappointed at not being invited also. Now that I know she was joking it was really obvious. How could I be fooled so easily. I'm retarded irl.

>> No.2830809

>>2830719
The thread was great anyways though?
She starting to shitpost before dying was probably all part of OP's plan, a true seer.

>> No.2830878

https://twitter.com/beatanichisato/status/1385400143239729154
>she lacks the critical information

>> No.2830900

>>2829811
I think she'd be really happy to know she has some female viewers honestly, aside from not fitting in her mPreg fantasy, but you do you.

>> No.2830924

>>2830782
It's like German, but if you lived in a swamp for a thousand years.

>> No.2830932

>>2830878
should we tell her

>> No.2830935

I'm still a bit mad at Bea for her fan discord tweets, but I've calmed down a bit. I kind of regret freaking out and smashing the mug. I don't know if I can handle being a fan of vtubers if they just fuck with you this hard, it's too much of a emotional roller-coaster for me. I might re-order the merch, but I'm just worried this will happen again and I'll just be devastated.

Why is she such a brat, bros? Why would she make a joke like that when she clearly realizes how that would make people feel? She could have at least realized that you can't see sarcasm through text and considered the feelings of all her supporters. Instead of just making me freak out and embarrass myself the way I did.

Sorry if this comes off rant-ish, I'm kind of a mess right now.

>> No.2830970

>>2830800
Oh god, so there's people this retarded...

>> No.2830978

>>2830742
Or just straight dip in subscribers.

>> No.2830981

>>2830935
Take your meds, dad.

>> No.2830984

>>2830878
BEATANI GET AWAY FROM THAT

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>>2830935
You can't be serious

>> No.2831015
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>>2830935

>> No.2831027

>>2830935
Do you really think she'd do that? Do you honestly believe Beatani would make a Discord and brag about it? The only reason she would post something like that is to bully you, in which case the fun of it is that it's not real.

>> No.2831026

>>2830935
Kek if true. You're crazy anon.

>> No.2831032

>>2830800
Computers have really come a long way, if even retards can use them. Technology sure is wonderful.

>> No.2831052

>>2830978
Filter the weak, she only wants the strongest dads

>> No.2831059

>>2830935
Need photo proof

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>>2830935
Are you the same fucking dude freaking out about the other zatsudan? What the fuck is this. Get off the Internet and take a nap.

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>>2830935
Wait, you actually smashed it? You're such a dum dum.

>> No.2831079
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>>2830935
Holy autism dude

>> No.2831088

>>2830935
Oh shit I though you were joking about smashing the mug. I'm sorry man that's rough. But you also have to take these things less seriously.

>> No.2831096

>>2830878
time to reverse the bullying

>> No.2831117

>>2830935
Anonchama...

>> No.2831127

>>2830395
Indog dad here, I will avenge to your ancestors for what they did to my grandpa

>> No.2831131

>>2830935
HAHAHAHA

>> No.2831133

>>2830809
I'm thinking about it as a way of encouragement. Of course next time she should shitpost earlier.

>> No.2831137

>>2830935
Everytime I see a mention of Discord ITT I get fired up and start pacing around in my room and shadowboxing. I've taken some martial arts so I know I can defend myself and would be able to lay the smackdown on those discord niggers. I wish I could meet beatani when she's mocking us like this, give her a few jabs and hooks after parrying her weak ass suckerpunch.
If I ever identify an discord nigger in real life I would square up on them and fucking smack the shit out of them goddamn I'd probably do a leg sweep and stomp on him and then call president Hiroyuki so that he can congratulate me for doing such a good job.

>> No.2831144

>>2830932
I have a hard time believing a gurochad wouldn't recognize that honestly

>> No.2831151

>>2830978
That dip will come from people like >>2830935 though so is it really a problem. Constant fan interaction is good.

>> No.2831152

>>2830935
Ahaha

>> No.2831172

>>2830935
Anon. Listen. You cannot let a chuuba, or a woman, get in your head like this. Don't form these kinds of attachments to someone you're not married to. They don't deserve it and you don't deserve it. Every time you start to feel your spirit reaching out to some fucking girl you've never met, you need to stand up, slap yourself in the face as hard as you can, and go get some fresh air. I know anons all talk about going full Gosling here but the Gosling life is not a life to live.
>making me freak out
You CHOSE to freak out. Nobody made you do anything. Did Bea reach through the screen and guide your hand into smashing your mug? Eradicate your external locus of control. This place is a comfy escape from the world but it is not a replacement. Don't let it fill your head like that.

>> No.2831177

>>2830935
I've been convincing myself that redditorfags are people to be weary of, but it's dads who don't take their meds who we should be weary of.

>> No.2831180

>>2830935
pics of broken mug or fuck off

>> No.2831188

>knowyourmeme
That fucking bear

>> No.2831195

>>2830935
Beatani, this post is a trap. He's trying to bully you

>> No.2831219

>>2830981
>>2831002
>>2831015
>>2831026
>>2831027
>>2831059
>>2831062
>>2831073
>>2831079
>>2831088
>>2831117
>>2831127
>>2831131
>>2831137
>>2831152
>>2831172
>>2831177
>>2831180
>>2831195


Foolish.

>> No.2831237

>>2831177
It's both. Also, you mean wary.

>> No.2831242

>>2830935
Wish I could be as good as a fisherman as you.

>> No.2831256

>>2830981
>>2831002
>>2831026
>>2831059
>>2831062
>>2831073
>>2831079
>>2831088
>>2831172
>>2831151
>>2831177
>>2831180
How fucking new are all of you, this is a classic pasta and was even posted in previous beatani threads

https://archive.nyafuu.org/vt/search/text/Sorry%20if%20this%20comes%20off%20rant-ish%2C%20I%27m%20kind%20of%20a%20mess%20right%20now./

>> No.2831270

>>2831188
I mean in all honesty it's not bad as a landing page for learning about these kinds of things as long as you have the sense to do further reading on other websites
ED's heyday was a long, long time ago

>> No.2831276

>>2830935
The amount of dads laughing at (you) for missing her sarcasm while still thinking your post is serious is funny but worrying

>> No.2831279

>>2831219
>>2831256
And you think I don't know it's copypaste idiot?

>> No.2831283
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2831283

Hey look, I found the perfect image to describe /yah/

>> No.2831294

>>2831219
>>2831256
All me

>> No.2831313

>>2831052
If you want to make living out of vtuber or streaming stuff in general, you can't afford being picky with audience.

"Funny Twiter Jokes" has drastic effects when view/subscriber numbers grow.

>> No.2831351

>>2831256
>>2831219
All me
>>2831294
Stop lying anon, you're not me

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I really should have made the face outline thicker, it looks terrible.

>> No.2831360

>>2831279
You shouldn't lie on the internetz, dad.

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2831382

>>2831283

>> No.2831398

>>2831313
Talking from experience?

>> No.2831409

How do dads manage to do it? How do dads end up bullying each other every single time while Beatani laughs her ass off?

>> No.2831412

>>2831313
she's probably made like $3000 off dads in the last two months alone. as long as she has the sense to keep this as a fun hobby instead of trying to go full time she can 100% sustain herself on us schizos

though further growth is always good, if it comes at the cost of killing the nukumority then it's not worth it and I think even she'd agree with that

>> No.2831425

>>2831256
>>2830935
this copypasta is truly a gift that keeps on giving

>> No.2831438

>>2831358
You can still do it, just erase the old line

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>>2830935
this is (you)

>> No.2831522
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>>2831409
It's a never-ending cycle of bait and be baited

>> No.2831532

>>2831256
Brb killing myself

>> No.2831547

>>2830935
>dads took the bait

>> No.2831548

Don't worry if Bea doesn't like your comments on her posts, start worrying when the redditors do.

>> No.2831595

What is she crying about?

>> No.2831687

>>2831595
Not enough males to impregnate

>> No.2831705

>>2831188
She probably just copypaste the first result google gives you after searching fukoana shoujo which unfortunately isn't vvindowsme's pixiv page

>> No.2831720

>>2831595
She murdered Yukari in front of everyone

>> No.2831754

>>2831548
Who are the redditors?

>> No.2831763

>>2831595
She is gonna be a christmas cake soon, and Hiroyuki hasn't called.

>> No.2831769

>>2831720
her bloodlust merely began with jack
before you know it all her usual dads will be like dust in the wind

>> No.2831845

>she will never scream your name or mourn for you after you passed away because you never interacted with her
Feels bad man

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>>2831769
I've already gone through this as a ping pong fan so I'm immune to sadistic bears.

>> No.2831860

>>2831845
meds

>> No.2831863

Bea is about to 4X%...

>> No.2831902

>>2831845
I'm actually under immense pressure to keep it entertaining kek

>> No.2831923

>>2831845
it's never to late to start grooming anon!

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>>2831845
>she will never scream your name

>> No.2831978

>>2831902
Yeah I could never, i'm too boring to keep the banter going

>> No.2832009
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2832009

It's over.

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>>2832009
We had a good run, dads.

>> No.2832065

>>2832009
It was good while it lasted. Time to move on to the next inde.

>> No.2832077
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>>2830935
oh no no no no NO NO NO NO

>> No.2832080
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2832080

I love this little bear cub like you wouldn't believe

>> No.2832100

>>2832009
She's gonna finish us off....

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>>2832009
Nooooooooooo
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.2832146

>>2832009
Damnit Bea my merch didn't even arrive yet

>> No.2832159

>>2832009
>it's real

>> No.2832179

>>2832009
man i really wanted to put that book together

>> No.2832198

>>2832009
Pain-kuma...

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>>2832009

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>>2825540
Yes, i was the anon who made the other collage. I usually don't browse /vt/ much, so i got lucky to catch it.

>> No.2832222

>>2832080
Lmao someone actually saved this pic

>> No.2832228

>>2832009
i bet she was the JK that toyed with boys hearts

>> No.2832232

>>2830505
She wouldn't hang out with anyone retarded and cringe enough to get an Oil Balon membership.

t. Oil Balon

>> No.2832244

RATE THE CAREER

>> No.2832258

>>2832009
>can no longer be Yukari's sugarbaby
>quits vtubing
kusogaki...

>> No.2832261

>>2832009
Rate the career

>> No.2832262

man imagine being bea and the first thing she does is tripping up some losers in the morning and then laugh all day about it
Must be pretty great...

>> No.2832269

>>2832244
10/10, would support my daughter again

>> No.2832271

>>2832222
It's very cute.

>> No.2832286

>>2831720
it was yukari's goal all along

>> No.2832289

>>2832244
It was pretty good, memorable and made a nice amount of dosh. Ended on a high note before becoming washed up.

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2832311

She knows.

>> No.2832326

My endgame is to meet with Bea irl and you won't stop me

>> No.2832351

>>2832271
T-Thanks I guess

>> No.2832428

>>2831720
I'm jealous...

>> No.2832430

NTRing the bear with another cute indie vtuber...

>> No.2832475

>>2832311
>listener-chan was her oshi yesterday
>today she's a bitch that moves onto new guys in a heartbeat
why is everything and everyone involved with bea menhera

>> No.2832501

>>2832311
Menhera

>> No.2832505

>>2832430
I can't believe anon joined Jack's membership right in front of Beatani

>> No.2832511
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Excuse my shitty photo editing onegai

>> No.2832513

>>2832475
it's her corrupting aura
nothing is safe from degrading into a shitpost

>> No.2832617

MENHERA LOVE

>> No.2832634

>>2832311
you dads are bad influences!
this is why parenting should be handled by mom(male)

>> No.2832722

>>2831398
Not really best place to do offtopic blog posts, but let's say I have dayjob now.

During 2020 there was significant increase of hours people spend watching streaming services and it also increased number of people who want to become "next big streamer" because homestay. Specially when you have easier access to FaceRig or similar software, which is required to move your virtual avatar, some people feel like they could finally start streaming without showing their face.
Most of them stream for couple bots or small group of people who just come to say hi. Eventually those loose their motivation to stream and fade away.

>> No.2832806

Just wait until she gets the attention of Hiroshimoot and gains access to all of our IPs

>> No.2832826

>>2831256
Oh no, I was the retard.

>> No.2832843

>>2832806
Fuck...

>> No.2832876

>>2832806
oh fuck oh shit

>> No.2833008

>that VTwitter leech

>> No.2833035

I wonder if she actually likes the Hiromoot teasing

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Scandal imminent

>> No.2833133

I want to spank this bear's cheeks red

>> No.2833196

>>2833075
Nasty Yukari-san...

>> No.2833238

Can't wait for that cat faggot to get lynched.

>> No.2833250

>>2833075
I mean... If someone donates me 600+ dollars...

>> No.2833255

>>2833075
We were so worried about leddit or discord grooming her, that we never expected that someone here was going to do it.

>> No.2833331

>>2833075
she already has Yukari's money
it's only a matter of time before she moves on to the next viewer

>> No.2833392

>>2833255
Yes, we did

>> No.2833398

>>2833255
should have gotten the first clue when she had like three separate people send her $500

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Rate my retarded RP while I go for another bottle of wine -- I was nervous as all heck

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>>2833075
I'm a Yukari anti now
Watch your back Yukari

>> No.2833552

>>2833470
Just have fun Yukari-san.

>> No.2833572

>>2833470
I think she enjoyed it, so you did good.

>> No.2833617

>>2833470
7..........8..../10

>> No.2833654

I don't mind Bea's antics but I can't tell when you dads are joking or not and it stresses me out a little bit.

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>>2830935
Just came back to this thread after playing the Madagascar PS2 golf minigame and this post has 25 replies.
Never change dads.

>> No.2833750

>>2833654
I didn't knew it was that hard to notice

>> No.2833751

>>2833470
You've earned your reward, give her a slap on the ass for me.

>> No.2833808

>>2833470
cringe 0/10
I got NTR'd and didn't get a single penny
pls don't ruin my RP next time :'(

>> No.2833813

>>2833654
We are all off our meds and 100% serious.

>> No.2833819

>>2833743
Any update on the Russian imageboard discount Botan outreach?

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