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28161472 No.28161472 [Reply] [Original]

I don't even watch Ame, there's just something about an image of her paired with some cute little post that really sparks my brain. I can't explain it, I just want to have loving sex with some tiny and scrawny teamate.

>> No.28161706

I'd personally want to fuck a tako. I have a fetish for defiling special needs children.

>> No.28161770

I want Fauna to tell me to suck a teammates' dick while she watches. No homo.

>> No.28164212

>>28161770
Sapling Detected

>> No.28164377

>>28161472
Let me guess, you want Mumei to watch?

>> No.28164721
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this but with Pentomos

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>>28161472
Bro, wtf?

>> No.28171573

>>28164377
That sounds ideal.

>> No.28171848

>>28165914
I said tiny and scrawny. Next candidate

>> No.28171893

I hear cumbuds are easier

>> No.28171968

>>28171893
Are they as attractive as teamates? I don't want easy, I want good.

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>>28161472
Make your dreams come true

>> No.28173444

>>28161472
wya rn?

>> No.28173510

You know we're guys right? Tinymates are all male, anon..

>> No.28173644
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>>28161472

>> No.28173734

>>28173510
I am fully aware of this. That's why I want them.

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>>28173734
But it doesn't work like that!

>> No.28174258

>>28174061
I will make it work like that, starting with you.

>> No.28174603

>>28174258
I don't want that but I'm kinda curious how that works, if you don't mind explaining

>> No.28175435
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ntbw, but i'd be more than glad to cosplay as ame if I could actually find a guy who has the same interests as me without admitting that they just like me because I'm a nerd/weeb shut in every single time. I've come to accept that I'm more charming halfbody-baiting in twitter than I really am irl but it sucks that the moment I try to fit in outside I just become that another "white-stacy" bitch that everyone is tired of seeing except for the fuck boys.
(I'm not the one in photo but she's a cosplayer that I follow who I take tips from since we have the same body type)

>> No.28175586

>>28175435
Maybe I'm dumb or you're actually a tranny but hear me out. If the guy isnt supposed to like you for your interests or your body, then what are you looking for? A silent caretaker?

>> No.28175805

>>28175586
that's the confusing part, I'm not sure what I'm looking for either since I've always been content being alone. It sucks since my ideals is something like a childhood friend or bestfriend. (I write a fuckton of K-On fanfics when my girls finally got boyfriends) lol

>> No.28175913

>>28174603
It's called gay sex. Specifically the kind where we dress you up as Ame and pretend that's who you are as I use you like a toy.
>>28175435
I mean, what would your interests be? Do you usually share those? Because it makes it a lot easier to find someone who shares those interests if you do. I've got a lot of different tastes so I always got along with my dates on at least one matter even if I didn't share myself, but it's important to actually express what you enjoy as well.

>> No.28176591

>>28175913
i do, though it's mostly with other girls i find in the internet too.

>> No.28176807

>>28176591
I don't know then. Are you looking for a guy that shares your nerd/weeb interests or a different set of interests? Because if it's the nerd/weeb stuff, I have no clue how you haven't found a guy like that yet.

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>>28175913
I'm not gay but that sounds weirdly incredibly appealing

>> No.28177511

>>28177402
Don't worry, I'll be sure to remind you it isn't gay as I plow you from behind. You're Ame and sex with Ame isn't gay, right?

>> No.28177551

same but with saplings

>> No.28177818

>>28176807
Because any guy here in Canada or US that has an anime photo in their twitter or insta is a landmine and the only weeb dudes that puts themselves out there are spanish and asian guys who has a higher chance of being too young. I'm not that desperate just yet

>> No.28177935

>>28177818
Ah, yeah that's fair. I can imagine the difficulty with that. What's too young for you? Do you have an actual aversion towards latino guys or is it just a coincidence?

>> No.28181548

>>28177551
i would fuck the shit out of those whiny things

>> No.28181871

>>28175805
>het K-On fanfic
idk what kind of fucked up you are, but I think its pretty clear why you can't find a guy

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>>28177402
>I'm not gay

>> No.28182123

>>28177935
oh no, i'm just not attracted to short guys plus I'll probably get tired of dealing with the language barrier no matter how sexy their accent is. Not asking for too old, I'm 25 so anything close would be good enough

>> No.28182207

>>28181871
Those were just my high school days! And even I cringe when I remember those! I am fully aware! (Though pretty proud of it)

>> No.28182254

OP is the reason why like half the hololive cosplayers I've seen at cons so far are dudes. hololive literally has the gayest fanbase it's fucking unreal.

>> No.28182448

>>28182123
>not attracted to short guys
I’m Colombian and the male side of my whole family is at least 188cm. Latinos aren’t universally short. I’m probably not in your age range, though. Only 20, though I look to be in my mid-late 20s.

>> No.28182728

>>28182448
Yeah I don't know what's the deal with the boom of young weeb latinos but there's a lot out there suddenly

>> No.28182948

>>28182728
I don’t know, I just like the cute PNGs man.

>> No.28184196

>>28181922
I mean it can't be that gay if I'm dressed as Ame and being treated like a girl, can it?

>> No.28185464

>>28184196
When I’m done with you, you won’t have a hint of masculinity left.

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>>28185464
Damn haha...

>> No.28190127

>>28187685
You like the sound of that? So cute, you’d make a good bitch if you wanted to be one.

>> No.28190480

yo what the fuck is going on in here

>> No.28190533

>>28190480
Rape.

>> No.28190899
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>>28161472
heh

>> No.28191033

>>28190899
You’re playing a dangerous game, here.

>> No.28191343

Yeah idk man, Teamates are gay but mostly for each other. I don't think they have the mental fortitude for what you're asking.

>> No.28191620

>>28190480
We're grooming teammates, isn't that obvious?

>> No.28191722

>>28191343
Then I’ll break them. If I can’t have loving sex, then I’ll use them like they’re just a toy.

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>>28191722
You and this thread are kinda frightening, admittedly.

>> No.28192355

>>28192149
Frightening? Is it because I want to have my way with you? Strip you of everything that makes you a man and leave you a quivering mess of a woman? I can understand that. It won’t stop me, though.

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