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Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g
Member VODs: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=UUMOoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g
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Gawr Gura Birthday Celebration 2022: https://rentry.org/ggg_merch#2022-birthday-goods

Previous Thread: >>27956896

>> No.27983846
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Gura cute Gura cute!

>> No.27983875

Anon stop making early threads...

>> No.27983877

>>27983784
BASED
REMINDER THAT FIRING SANA IS ONLY TO DISTRICT PEOPLE FROM THE GURA DAKI!!!!

>> No.27983899
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I LOVE GURA

>> No.27983901
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The shark will be eternal.

>> No.27983920
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Soon we'll get our Gura Dino Plushies, then we get to rub the tummy for real.

>> No.27983952

i do not trust this thread

>> No.27983959
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I hope gura is ogey

>> No.27984013
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Remember anon, you are loved
By what tho, fuck if I know

>> No.27984026

>>27983877
>firing
reminder that trying to twist things to make your argument more credible actually hurts your argument. Stop focusing on Sana choosing to leave when shitting on management and continue posting about how they shut down her birthday plans last minute and still won't give her the fucking daki

>> No.27984069

Does Gura have a sekrit account she uses to sub to other holos?

>> No.27984076

>>27984013
if a mosquito ever bites you, you were loved for a lil bit

>> No.27984079

gawr cunny
https://files.catbox.moe/r4o0sc.png

>> No.27984081

>>27983920
I'm going to rub my swollen member all over that dino tummy all right!

>> No.27984086

>>27983959
She'll be ogey, bud.
Just go do some reps.

>> No.27984099

>>27983920
After today, I'm buying another one. You can never have too many rubby wubby tummys

>> No.27984105

>>27983959
She's doing okay right now. She's pretty sad but we're spending time together to try and keep her mind off things

>> No.27984148

>>27983952
This thread is my emergency contact, if I have a stroke one of you assholes has to come to the hospital

>> No.27984244

>>27984148
I'll be there you better have that mouth you like to run ready.

>> No.27984268

>>27983920
I will rub the tummy one time before giving it to my niece. I think Gura would approve.

>> No.27984288

>>27984148
I'll go.
...just to piss in your unconscious face.

>> No.27984319

>>27984268
Are you going to cum on it first?

>> No.27984338
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Gura won't do very much ASMR after she gets the ku100 because she gets too horny during them. She can't help it. She's afraid she'll start masturbating on stream and we'll hear everything.

>> No.27984376

>>27984319
What do you think anon meant by "rubbing" it

>> No.27984426

>>27984319
Yes on the butt

>> No.27984438

>>27984319
No, Gura only gave permission to goom on the mat.

>> No.27984439

>>27984268
I got 3
One for me one to display and one for my mom

>> No.27984757

>See news about Sana
>Feel kinda bad even though I never watch her and don't really care about her stream
>Realize when Gura eventually graduates I'm gonna just kill myself

>> No.27984857

So whatcha guys gonna do tonight?

>> No.27984964

>>27984857
Watchin' Ame, then gonna watch Moom

>> No.27985020

>>27984964
Same

>> No.27985041
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>>27984857
Suffer

>> No.27985047

>>27984757
Make sure to write a public suicide note saying it's Gura's fault to make her as unhappy as possible.

>> No.27985121
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>>27984857
playing games with friends then im gonna catch up on a Fubuki vod or two

>> No.27985131
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>>27984338
She's pretty clever, she'll be subtle but mention how sticky she is after like last time. And she might start doing it a lot once her creative juices start flowing, hard to say.

>> No.27985190

>>27984857
Finish watching Kunoichi Tsubaki, then either go to sleep or play bideo games until 3am or so.

>> No.27985230

>>27985190
>Kunoichi Tsubaki
good taste

>> No.27985252
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>>27984857
playing master duel

>> No.27985394
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>>27984857
I'm gonna do vod reps. There's so many to watch

>> No.27985602

>>27984857
Laugh at global posters and the catalog.

>> No.27985629

>>27984338
You're more right than wrong on this one.

>> No.27985724 [DELETED] 

Brros..she barely streams..is black Company Cover going to fire her next? Kson might get her into vshojo.

>> No.27985730
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>>27984757
The sudden graduation is unsettling and does make me afraid of losing Gura one day. I'm trying not to worry and instead focus on my asmr fantasies, though.

>> No.27985922

>>27985724
Not as long as Cover can milk her for every penny she's worth

>> No.27986001

>>27985724
Eh, Vshojo is full of the kind of stuff that makes Gura uncofrtable. I could see her and Ame starting their own agency. Like Vshojo but less coomerbait.

>> No.27986235
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For some reason, Sana's graduation made me miss Gura more. Shows just how precious and ephemeral a treasure Gura is. Gonna watch some vods, but I'm at a loss as too what to watch, watched everything already. What's something that I can watch again that'll soften to feelings of sadness and missing Gura?

>> No.27986239
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wait, graduating means she could go somewhere else, where she would be able to do concerts that aren't cancelled, sell the merch she wants, and play games without faxed corporate licenses? how can i help her graduate sooner?

>> No.27986299

>>27986001
>All of EN leaves together
>Makes their own agency
>Starts scalping all the JP members
>It's EN based so they can play any game without needing perms
Sounds like a good plan to me

>> No.27986334

Can someone link me to Gura's hand stream? I haven't seen her hands yet I want to know if they're really loli hands.

>> No.27986361

>>27986239
Retard

>> No.27986386

>>27986001
All Vshojo does is circlejerk e-celebs like in the Youtuber game, most of them don't provide any fanservice unless you think bragging about their sex life is fanservice. One is literally a guy using TTS.

>> No.27986388

>>27985724
Gura's back isn't exploding and she doesn't have a dog, she'll be fine

>> No.27986398 [SPOILER] 
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Gurass

>> No.27986425

>>27986334
https://youtu.be/RY_xz7TfFV0

>> No.27986471

>>27986001
She'd probably be fine in Vshojo but wouldn't be as overt as the others when solo and would only match them in collab situations where she could comment in the background and dodge direct attention.
She REALLY likes doing that thing where she makes says some wild shit and then just acts normal while her chat goes wild.

>> No.27986480

>>27984079
I want to mating press Gawr so much that she turns into Gura. Then I continue mating press. T u T

>> No.27986512

>>27986361
it's time to stop thoughtlessly defending this dysfunctional garbage dump of a company.

>> No.27986561

>>27984857
Go to work.

>> No.27986574

>>27986480
I know Gura doesn't get many doujins and probably never will but I really wish someone would draw this one.

>> No.27986655

I feel depressed from no Gura stream today than Sana graduation. Wtf is wrong with me??

>> No.27986666

>>27986239
It's probably better to work within the existing Hololive infrastructure. I don't think there's a better one right now.

>> No.27986732
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>>27986655
You aren't watching Ame.

>> No.27986822

The doctor doubled my meds today... I'll still be able to see Gura, right guys?

>> No.27986886

>>27986822
you should take 5 times the meds to be with her forever

>> No.27986922

Gura is crying so hard rn. Sana and her were always chatting on discord

>> No.27987032

>>27986471
I don't think she'd get along with Vshojo because of how self-absorbed and arrogant they are.

>> No.27987048

Ame's BGM is gonna make me break this coffee cup against my temple as hard as I can. Thank fuck Gura has good bgm.

>> No.27987053

>>27986922
What kind of cope is this? They chatted some and I'm sure she's affected, but she's no SNOT or Ame.

>> No.27987196

not looking forward to her commenting on Sana on stream

>> No.27987198

>>27986922
It's upsetting. I'd probably be wondering if there was something I could have said or done to encourage Sana and change the outcome. Shit happens.

>> No.27987568
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>>27984857
Building a shopify store. Watching anime afterwards.

>> No.27987631
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What Gura vods you watching to pass the time chumbies?

>> No.27987728

>>27987631
Surgeon Simulator 2

>> No.27987742

>>27987631
Gonna watch Moom pretend to care about Sana in 1 min

>> No.27987892

>>27987631
I don't watch Gura vods that often. There are plenty of live streams and I like most of the girls.

>> No.27987959

>>27987631
Just finished RE2, up to the after game chat, gonna need to find another good vod to chew on. I'm dangerously addicted to her voice i think.

>> No.27988185

I fire up YT music app and play a Gura karaoke playlist

>> No.27988305
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I'm still horny...

>> No.27988318

Ah fuck there's a Gura/Sana collab coming

>> No.27988361

>>27984857
Playing Atelier Ryza since I finished Ayesha earlier today fantastic game btw

>> No.27988383

>>27987742
She's not pretending very hard.
Seems pretty much unfazed.

>> No.27988498

>>27988318
She's avoided Sana this long.
I don't see why she would.

>> No.27988528

mumei/gura/towa ow2 collab maybe haha

>> No.27988613

>>27988528
I don't think Gura can be a translator for mumei and towa, anon.

>> No.27988699
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Without Sana we wouldn't have gotten this moment though..

>> No.27988834
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With a collab with Sana inevitably coming, what would you like to see them play, Anons?

>> No.27988863

>>27988699
what in the fuck was that anyway?

>> No.27988861

>>27988699
Imagine Gura's hearing loss after that one.

>> No.27988877

>>27988528
It's more likely to be Ame or Bae

>> No.27988957

>>27988699
MY FUCKING EARS

>> No.27988961

>>27988834
Sana will ask Gura to play Ark and Gura will play it about a year later.

>> No.27988973

>>27988834
Something they'll have fun with.

>> No.27988987

>>27988863
Gura listens to dubstep

>> No.27988996

>>27988834
She likes kirby. Gura likes kirby. There's probably some kind of 2-player kirby they can play. That would be ideal.

>> No.27989050
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>>27988834
GTA

>> No.27989106 [DELETED] 

The truth is Gura does not give a shit about Sana graduation. But she will milk every off day she can out of this graduation as the reason for her "break" while she goes off to do what she actually wants to do instead of streaming aka play games and talk offstream with chad Martin

>> No.27989187

>>27986655
Nothing. Nobody cares about Sana and nobody will remember her.

>> No.27989197

>>27988834
Why would they collab now?
They haven't yet and it doesn't seem worth it after avoiding her for so long.

>> No.27989322

>>27989187
I'll always remember her horse head nebula.

>> No.27989351

>>27989050
Oh my fucking god, my sides are split. I wish I could see chat during that.

>> No.27989354

>>27989106
The reality is that Gura right now is making connections with EN3 because she realized that Council is unstable.

>> No.27989439

>>27989197
I mean they played minecraft alone together for an hour once, that's pretty much a collab

>> No.27989447

>>27989197
retard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RE3AU0oSEHc

>> No.27989485
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Wait for Goob

>> No.27989529

>>27988498
>>27989197
retard

>> No.27989538
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>>27989187
I goomed to her once. I'll always remember that.

>> No.27989593

>>27989354
More like you're unstable. ʰᵘʰᵃʰᵃ

>> No.27989626

>>27988699
how do you hear the sound for this?

>> No.27989653

>>27989187
I'll remember that she was a random background galge character with huge tits.

>> No.27989732

>>27989626
This isn't the post you want to install the soundpost extension for anon trust me

>> No.27989976

>>27988699
This is the kind of music she listens to with her tin cans while downing cans of Redbulls alone in her room.

>> No.27989985

>>27988699
MALE VOICE YAB

>> No.27990006

>>27989485
cute

>> No.27990198
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27990198

>>27988987
Cool shark.

>> No.27990295

>>27988361
I went into the series blind in 2014(?) with Escha & Logy. Time management was stressful as hell because my autism wouldn't allow anything less than perfection, fuckin' loved it.

>> No.27990349

>>27989538
how?

>> No.27990400

>>27989197
You really haven't watch streams, have you? Gura gushes over Sana. Their interactions are mostly behind-the-scenes. Her not collabing with someone for long is because she's a poor planner. That's why we get stuff like joining Bae in mario kart stream late and not mentioning that that was the mario kart stream on her schedule and the Splatoon 2 stream with Bae months later.

>> No.27990451

>>27989538
>It'll always haunt me.
ftfy

>> No.27990470

https://youtu.be/agXlzwEGrWU?t=9614
Here's Gura eating a strawberry with whipped cream. Very Important. Thank you for coming to my ted talk.

>> No.27990545

>>27990400
I won't lie
I laughed at the superchat calling her out for it.
She knew it was her fault for not at least tweeting it.

>> No.27990564

>>27990349
I get weird when I'm in the mood for paizuri. I almost dumped $500 on the chichifueta rockets because my cock's brain was taking over.

>> No.27990618
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>>27990564
i see

>> No.27990648

>>27990470
What percentage of her diet is strawberries?

>> No.27990684

>>27990400
What fucking world are you in? Gura doesn't gush over Sana at all. They're awkward as fuck the times we've seen them together.

>> No.27990739

>>27990648
102%

>> No.27990740

>>27990648
she ate two pounds of strawberries in like 3 days while being somewhere around 45 pounds heavy. Her diet is probably 70% random moldy fruit and fruit juices at this point

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27990792

>>27990618
WTF
IT BLINKED

>> No.27990813

>>27990648
25% Strawberries, 25% Whipped Cream, 25% McDonalds Burgers, 25% My fertile semen.

>> No.27990886
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27990886

Sana would've been more successful if she were cunny from the start.

>> No.27990908

>>27990792
Images cannot blink. Take your meds.

>> No.27990918

>>27990470
Keep watching for a bit and you get a whipped cream succy.

>> No.27990917

if u put mustard on ur dick gura would eat it

>> No.27990946

>>27990813
The Berrylicious McDoubleCream, classic

>> No.27990978

>>27990886
Deeply tanned cunny with huge tits?
You're insane.

>> No.27990993
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>>27990917
She would, in fact, eat your dick.

>> No.27991013
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When's the next Gura stream?

>> No.27991022

>>27990886
Fuck, now this image gonna make me sad. And horny.

>> No.27991063

>>27991022
Don't cum to it or you'll just be sad

>> No.27991083

>>27991013
yeah

>> No.27991094

Guys i think I heard Gura

>> No.27991100

>>27990978
No she'd have been flat chested and smol and then the whole "Sana is Beeg" thing would have been ironic and funny

>> No.27991155

Sana should have been a flat choccololi, little abbo cunny.

>> No.27991181
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>>27990886
Yes

>> No.27991215
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>>27991155
Chocololi yes! Hololive needs a chocololi.

>> No.27991277

>>27991215
I blame love hina for starting me on choccololis

>> No.27991295

>>27991215
all holos should be cunny desu

>> No.27991345
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>>27990918
Nice.

>> No.27991443

>>27991277
Same kek

>> No.27991457

>>27990918
mmm succy

>> No.27991459

>>27991215
Egyptian loli please

>> No.27991479

>>27991277
little brown girls are the best.....

>> No.27991481

>>27990470
Gura's voice got progressively sexier over time.

>> No.27991519

>>27991181
I shall save this image so that I may give Sana a send-off goom

>> No.27991539

>>27991481
It's true

>> No.27991600

>>27991481
Hasn't it though. As she became more confident and comfortable, and fell in love with her chumbies. She saves her sexiest voice for us.

>> No.27991763

>>27986239
Retard

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>>27991481
Doesn't that mean she's having a ridiculous amount of sex.

>> No.27991798

>>27991768
with me, yeah

>> No.27991827

>>27991768
Yeah, me

>> No.27991834

>>27991763
>stay trapped in a company that shits on you
you're not even fucking human

>> No.27991887

>>27991768
you don't have sex with your voice retard

>> No.27992057

>>27990470
earlier that stream
>remember Ame's shaft? family trip to the watson shaft
I miss Gura's ame obsession

>> No.27992177

>>27991768
Started rubbing her cunny while streaming, and drew a sexy gigashrimp as a visual aid to talk to.

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27992257

>>27991798
>>27991827
Why wasn't I invited?

>> No.27992327

>>27992257
stinky
not it the good way

>> No.27992342

>>27988996
Kirby's Epic Yarn. Dunno if it has online though

>> No.27992358

14 days since the last member stream...

>> No.27992381

>>27981028
please give me big titty gura

>> No.27992416

So just for any chumbuds that missed what people have said about Sana so far we got
Ame: "Sana is graduating, but the future is bright"
Mumei: "We got our first EN graduation this year"
I think Gura will be fine if she isn't ovulating, someone check the calendar please.

>> No.27992503

>>27992416
>first this year
M-mumei??

>> No.27992513
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>>27992416
Not Gura related. Fuck off dramafag.

>> No.27992593

>>27992416
As in this year was the first, not that there will be more.

>> No.27992625

>>27992503
English reps

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>>27992416
anon we already know how gura feels about it
check the last stream
its way too much of a coincidence that she streams a game about staying competitive as a streamer numberfag, mere days before sana's announcement
she knew, she hates it, but being gura she cant just whine about on twitter or something
so she chose a topical game to stream, made some insightful comments during that, then fucked off to step away from hololive for a few days

>> No.27992722

>>27992628
You're reading too much into it. Almost none of her comments were relevant to Sana and you have to twist it to make the ones that are fit.

>> No.27992752

Did Gura end up playing minecraft with Ame?
I can see Gura being upset about Sana being graduated. The girls do seem to care about each other and talk a lot, especially for coworkers. Like do you think Gura talks about work to anyone else? I'd have to imagine even if she has IRL friends she doesn't tell them she is Gura. Plus it isn't like Gura is regularly chatting with JPs due to her lack of japanese fluency and she has mentioned how fucking necrotic she is when it comes to messaging La+. I could see Gura and Mumes feeling like they are losing one of their only friends

>> No.27992847

>>27992752
Gura sleeping

>> No.27992875
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I went back to listen to Gura's member asmr to cope.
I feel better, but I also realized that when she eventually leaves its gonna hit me like a truck.

>> No.27993007

>>27990470
I goomed to this.

>> No.27993109

>>27992722
Bad cope
It's incredibly obvious Sana was let go for not making them enough money.
Sana even said that the announcement was going to be misleading.

>> No.27993198

>>27992722
gotta learn to read between the lines
shes not gonna make it clear that she is dissatisfied with being a content creator (which she did not)
but she also makes it plain that this sort of rat race isnt healthy. its easy enough to deduce that she was made to experience something like that very recently, in real life about the pressure of having to output numbers
if its not about gura herself, then who? obviously a coworker, now in hindsight

>> No.27993206

>>27993109
So "vague" and "misleading" are synonyms then?

>> No.27993245
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All shitposting aside, I really hope Gura and Sana get to have a really great 1-on-1 collab. Never getting to collab with Coco was sad enough, but never seeing her collab with one of her EN kouhais would be a travesty.

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>>27993109
I miss when you could discuss vtubers on 4chan without 50% of the posts being made by dramatourists from twitter. I miss it a lot.

>> No.27993314

>>27993245
she wont until the farewell stream and it will feed rrats for months to come

>> No.27993324

>>27993198
Or it was a funny shitpost stream, hard to believe I know

>> No.27993381
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>>27984757
>>27986235
>>27986655
>>27987196
>>27986922
chumbuds? who's sana?

>> No.27993398

>>27993007
Same, and then i kept watching, and now i'm gosling hard as she's talking about what kind of date she would like, and how she can't eat in front of people, but would like being taken on a hike and getting all sweaty together and I just want to hug and squeeze her and kiss her and brush my fingers over her forehead and touch her cheek and look into her eyes and see her smile. She's so perfect.

>> No.27993419

>>27992416
"Get well soon!"

>> No.27993460

>>27993381
Literally who.

>> No.27993492

>>27993381
Sana deez nuts huhaha

>> No.27993503

>>27993245
>>27989447

>> No.27993508
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>>27993381
some choccololi vtuber that lives in the same country as me, so I'm gonna jump in my car, drive on over and FUCK her.

>> No.27993529
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>>27993245
We've seen them together in minecraft and it's nothing special.

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>>27993503
>>27993529
Spontaneously hopping into VC together is different from a planned collab, and you know it.

>> No.27993828

>>27993742
Yeah, it's better. Planned collabs usually suck shit unless the idea is very good, and I sincerely doubt Gura and Sana will think of a good idea judging from Sana's past collabs.

>> No.27993844

>>27993742
True, it's usually better in terms of actual conversation

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>>27993828
I don't know shit about Sana's past collabs, but I'd trust Gura's wit and charm to carry and elevate anything they'd do together.

>> No.27994723

>>27993109
Sana requested to leave herself anon, she likely realized she couldn't keep up with the demands of being a holo on top of doing other work

>> No.27994795

stinkies

>> No.27994836

>>27994723
Lmao

>> No.27994930

>>27994795
yeah, me

>> No.27994952

>>27994836
rubberneck tourist

>> No.27995010

>>27994723
>>27994952
Weird bait

>> No.27995075
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I desperately want to hornypost about Gura, but can't because I have things to do today and got clean clothes on and don't want to shower again. So nobody under any circumstances should do any hornyposting right now, because I do not want to jerk off to her smooth skin and cute eyes, or her sweaty little feetsies. Or her soft supple lips, or painted toenails, or tiny girlish hands, or her kind and loving personality and cheeky bratty laugh just begging for punishment. God damn it.

>> No.27995103 [DELETED] 

reminder we hate kiara and all her supporters: read >>27882112

mori is just a moron but not spiteful like kiara. things kiara did were way more vicious than that, if you could hate mori then you should pause and think deeply on my words

every "she doesn't care about her genmates" comment gura received was caused by kiara

every kfp that blindly hates gura

every chumbud that disappointed in gura....

every ....

the list goes on

kiara deserves only the worst. egg was right.

>> No.27995134 [SPOILER] 
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27995134

>>27995075

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>>27995010
>>27994836
I know reading is difficult sometimes

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Why doesn't she want to hang out with us as much as before? Did our relationship peak last year?
I don't have heartwarming time with my wife to look forward to every week anymore and I cant handle it. I miss it. I miss her.

>> No.27995333

>>27995159
Yes that's what I tell people when I fire employees at my work place to make it look like I'm not the bad guy.

>> No.27995339 [DELETED] 

wonder how many girls will end up moving over to VShojo before Hololive changes how they do things because they are going to lose way more girls since at least 2 that I know of are in talks with them right now.

>> No.27995412
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>>27995075
Gura hot? I'm bad at this

>> No.27995420

>>27995339
Sounds like a fun rrat
Let me hear more! Who's in talks oh wise rratman

>> No.27995460

>>27995333
She wouldn't be allowed to stay for the rest of the month if she was getting fired anon, but you would know that if you weren't a shitposting faggot

>> No.27995494

>>27995333
rubberneck tourist

>> No.27995522

>>27995339
What did the voices tell you, please enlighten us

>> No.27995535

>>27995420
No need to I will not give names or ever talk about it but trust me when I say it will be better for them and everyone.

>> No.27995571

hey meido, if you're here and the shitposter isn't just self-deleting, there is some doxx in global

>> No.27995593
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>>27995412
Mmm... Gura sex. Mmm yes.

>> No.27995634

>>27995460
>>27995494
You must be 18 or older to post here

>> No.27995650

>>27995103
>all above is fiction
read

>> No.27995750

>>27995650
slit your own throat faggot

>> No.27995891

>>27992722
Yeah, the game is about becoming famous, living in a city of famous people, interacting with famous people who brag about how famous they are, collabing with famous people to get ahead, dating famous people.
It's all about the elitist circlejerk. Making content was an afterthought, just follow the trends and get back to networking.
Gura probably spends most of her time meeting people to talk about events or projects.

>> No.27995895

>>27995634
You clearly don't watch hololive

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I hope she does a nice special stream for the nendo release. It would be amazing if she went through with the hot glue stream.

>> No.27995929

>>27995298
This is the price that is paid for being number 1.

>> No.27995979

>>27995103
>we
i vaguely remember there being a gura soundpost of >we, but can't remember if its real and if it is i don't have it

>> No.27996078

>>27981028
Why is she getting fired?

>> No.27996127
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Imagine taking Gura on a mountain hike date, and you let her lead the way as you're climbing up the rocks, and she's grunting and groaning as she climbs, and your face is like inches away from her ass. The beautiful view here is even better than the view from the top. For some reason I'm envisioning her in pants (i don't know why, cos she never wears pants), and they hug the shape of her ass perfectly. And the adrenaline from the strenuous climb makes the sex you have at the top transcendent. Mmmm sweaty mountain sex. Pic related because for some reason that's a really nice butt.

>> No.27996138

>>27995891
I mean these schizos have been trying to devalue the reasons behind her stream since she did it.
Don't bother arguing with management shills

>> No.27996152

>>27995925
will she cybersex us to goom on her nendo?

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>>27995979
There's more than one

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>>27995103
>mori is just a moron but not spiteful like kiara

>> No.27996217

>>27995925
I just want photos of her squirt jar. And weekly updates.

>> No.27996271

>>27996152
Definitely. She wants pictures.

>> No.27996282

>>27996152
Yes. She'll even goom with us. We're all together, all in, on this project.

>> No.27996349

>>27996078
She's pregnant with my child.

>> No.27996402

>>27996271
I don't know if she wants pictures or not but her tags are definitely going to show her pictures either way.

>> No.27996427

>>27996138
You don't know the reasons. Quit pretending that you do.

>> No.27996494

I want to tickle Gura's tiny nipples with a cold strawberry. Then feed it to her and kiss her. Then play a game where we see how many strawberries we can fit in her asshole. Then I help to make a purée.

>> No.27996521
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Why is Gura so Gawr?

>> No.27996535

>>27996154
thank you.
that was definitely one of them if there are others

>> No.27996541

>>27996402
Fans are a bunch of fucking cowards who won't go through with it in the privacy of these threads let alone on twitter. Anyone who believes otherwise is completely delusional.

>> No.27996565

>>27995891
>Gura probably spends most of her time meeting people to talk about events or projects.
Thanks for outing yourself as a faggot that doesn't watch streams

>> No.27996580
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>>27996521
Because cute!

>> No.27996588

https://youtu.be/agXlzwEGrWU?t=12543

>> No.27996605

>>27996138
>Saying Gura played a game for fun makes you a management shill
You're delusional

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>>27996521
You're not you when you're horny

>> No.27996648

>>27996402
Anon, coomers have posted tributes to Ame and Kiara's tags before, off the top of my head. Gura has practically been double dog daring them at this point. I'm not expecting twitter to drown in a tide of jizz, but some of it is definitely going out in the open.

>> No.27996673

>>27996588
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

>> No.27996717

>>27996565
She just talked about meeting Deco. She has to meet a lot of people for work, retard.

>> No.27996815

>>27996717
>Gura specifically makes fun of the game's warped perception of her job
>Worries that children will buy into it
>Underaged faggot on here buys into it

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>anons talking about their cum again
Oh well, I'll go do something else until Goomba streams.

>> No.27996840

>>27996078
After seeing coco getting sacked for saying "taiwan" she should know fucking better. Bitch went on a drunken tirade about Mao being I quote: "cocksucking faggot who ruined China". What would YOU do in managment's place?

>> No.27996849
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gawr cunny

>> No.27996899

>>27996717
>spends most of her time
>cites one person
Anon she doesn't even talk to other holos. You're delusional if you thinks she's making connections left and right

>> No.27996930

>>27996849
>succubus
>garter
what

>> No.27996979

>>27996815
She was worried that children will only care about those superficial aspects, threadshitter.

>> No.27996998

oh yeah I forgot to post this
> Hi Guarm Goobster. I have a photo of perfectly entwined feet, and I know You would like to see it, but i don't have twitter account. What should i do?
gura's reaction
https://youtu.be/2bINiAs2Tus?t=10190

>> No.27997084

>>27996899
She mentioned rehearsing all day for a short con appearance last year. You're insane if you don't think she has to spend a lot of days meeting with people.

>> No.27997187

>>27996998
Heh, it got age restricted

>> No.27997206

>>27997187
What the fuck? Why?

>> No.27997238

>>27996998
Why is it age restricted? Why does Susan hate Gura.

>> No.27997291

>>27997187
Gura would be happy if all her content was age restricted but Cover won't let her do this. Management hate!

>> No.27997299

>>27997084
>MOST
>OF
>HER
>TIME
You are a delusional retard. She mentions eating pizza sometimes, would you say that most of her meals are pizza?

>> No.27997350

>>27996998
>age restricted
also how do you know that that is what she was making the lip licking sucking drooling noise to?
And who took a bath with who during the off collab? Ina and Kiara?

>> No.27997400
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Fart Shark :3

>> No.27997420

>>27997400
huhuhua

>> No.27997439

>>27997350
I was following along with superchats.

>> No.27997521

>>27997299
If her schedule is packed with pizzeria visits, yeah, you fucking nutjob. Every little shill or con visit took hours and hours of meetings to set up.

>> No.27997527

>>27997350
>lip licking sucking drooling noise to
???
She said "What the-" under her breath.

>> No.27997601

>>27997521
>>27997084
>>27996979
retard alert

>> No.27997623

>>27997521
I refuse to believe you're this retarded.

>> No.27997788

>>27997601
>>27997623
Sorry cripple, Gura actually does a lot of work for Hololive and isn't lazy like you think.

>> No.27997790

>>27997527
you got a time stamp for that? and I think gura did tell us she did not take a bath with any of the en girls, I think i miss the lip licking and sucking and drooling sounds.

>> No.27997876

>>27997788
You're not slick, retard.

>> No.27997882

>>27996998
just checked and these were the last 3 posts of that link in the archive, none of them had a reply mentioning age restriction. so it must be recent.
>>27894072
>>27639136
>>27630959

>> No.27997961

>>27997790
Anon, it's the timestamp you originally replied to. Do you have genuine brain damage?

>> No.27997971

>>27997788
Anon im not the schizo, im just not retarded enough to believe that her doing a few projects with other people means she's dedicating MOST of her time to that. You're a retard

>> No.27998010

>>27997971
Cripple doesn't know his tells.

>> No.27998040

>>27997876
Gura has to attend a lot of meetings with the people she works with and her managers, she's part a corporation, I know that's a lot for your underdeveloped brain to process.

>> No.27998167

>>27997882
It was at least 22 hours ago

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I still can't believe Gura presented her armpit to Ame for sniffing and later they compared armpits and sniffed each other. It reads like something they made up in discord together as a funny story to tell fans.

>> No.27998237

>>27998010
You're not as good at this as you think you are

>> No.27998239

>>27998040
>>27997876

>> No.27998340

>>27997971
>all day in a rehearsal
>waiting for calls
>answering messages
>meetings about every little thing
It adds up. And sometimes she just wants to chat with the other Holos, get to know them and maybe set up collabs.

>> No.27998439

>>27998340
>>27997876

>> No.27998513

A funny quirk of Gura's job is that it's impossible for her to be lazy. Everything she does contributes to it in some way, whether it be story generation or stress relief.

>> No.27998619

>>27998340
>most
>most
>most
>most
please learn what most means. I also have to do all those things for my job at times, I sit in meetings and send messages and do other corporate shit. You fail to comprehend that while she spends some times doing those things she doesn't spend nearly as much as you think compared to when she's working on stuff herself

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When will the good times come again?

>> No.27998738

So anyway I love Gura, how about you?

>> No.27998748 [SPOILER] 
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Gurass

>> No.27998863

>>27998736
I dunno, tomorrow? If she does stream I just hope it isn't Holocure. I'll watch, sure, but I'm kinda burnt out on it.

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>>27998736
I'm penis deep in Gura vods, havin a ball, dunno what you're talking about. Come, fret not, come goom with us. It is what Gura would want.

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>>27998738
I love Gawr Gura and will enjoy her next stream when she is ready.

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>>27998865

>> No.27998976

>>27998738
It just keeps growing stronger and stronger, my love for her. I want to squeeze her little sharky butt, and lay on my tummy on her bed kicking my feet just listening to her stream and game and just drowning and melting in her personality and charm.

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>>27998738
same desu

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>>27998935

>> No.27999056

>>27998619
>all day in a rehearsal with everyone
>for a 1 hour appearance.
Yeah, it's most. It might be lighter some months, it just depends on what's going on at the time.

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>>27998935
repeat

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>>27998863
I was smart and didn't watch any of the other girls play it. But I can imagine burning out on it, the repetitive music and such. But Gura's charm would carry me through.

>> No.27999141

>>27999056
retard

>> No.27999181

>>27999056
You have to be fucking with me at this point right? There is no way you actually believe the things you're typing

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>>27999130

>> No.27999240

>>27999130
I can still see the tip

>> No.27999303

>>27999240
you ain't see nothing

>> No.27999318

>>27998935
This is a lot hotter cropped.

>> No.27999369

Why does everyone interact with cripple when we know his intentions are destructive. He wants to play mind games and turn people into Gura anti's. Everything he says is in bad faith.

>> No.27999393

>>27999130
Source? I know it's probably shit but my autism needs it.

>> No.27999473
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I'm going to poop. And think about Gura pooping, while pooping.

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>>27999227

>> No.27999509

>>27999369
I like to give him some hope and watch him desperately trying

>> No.27999534

>>27999473
i don't think Gura wants you to think about that

>> No.27999554

>>27999473
Gura don't poop dumdum

>> No.27999560

>>27999181
She works with other people on everything she does, and she meets different teams of people for every convention or song or concert. It's a team effort.

>> No.27999592

>>27999393
https://twitter.com/Dward_Niwa

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>> No.27999653

>>27999473
Idols don't poop, mister.

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>>27999560
Believe whatever you want anon, im tired of giving you (you)s, and shouldn't have even replied in the first place when I realized you were being retarded

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>>27999507

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>>27999756

>> No.27999828

>>27999369
idk, he seems pretty triggered by the idea of Gura being busy when she's not streaming.

>> No.27999910

>>27999823
that's mine she's biting btw

>> No.27999915

>>27986574
theres a new one of her but its paywalled

>> No.27999916

>>27999240
>>27999130
>>27999055
Have you somehow missed that both nipples are in full view >>27998935

>> No.27999942

>>27999828
People who are habitually busy aren't able to beat powerwash simulator offstream.

>> No.27999989

>>27999560
retard

>> No.28000033

>>27999473
Glad I’m not the only one who does this.

>> No.28000040

Why are you cropping shit? Post links faggot.

>> No.28000135

>>27999916
don't see it

>> No.28000243

>>28000040
am drunk so i am taking precautions to not get banned

>> No.28000247

>>27999828
Anon being busy and spending time networking and meeting new people are two different things. she can be busying with spending every waking minute in meetings or meeting someone new, which is the part that people are somehow failing to understand. She is no doubt busy but if you believe she's spending most of her time in meetings with people then you are delusional. That is literally what the fucking first post that sparked this said >>27995891

>> No.28000255

>>27999942
>Expecting yesmen to see the obvious
They will believe in whatever lies their queen feed them. Yesmen are pitiful creatures so treat them well

>> No.28000325

>>27999743
It's baffling that you're this stubborn about it. Yes, she spends most of her time helping with stuff like Kiara's concert as part of a group.

>> No.28000335

>>28000247
I fucked up that middle sentence real good.
>she can be busying with spending every waking minute in meetings or meeting someone new
Meant she can be busy without spending every waking minute

>> No.28000343
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>>28000255
gura is a big fatass bee and she needs me her faithful drone to take care of her

>> No.28000390

>>27999942
It has now been 2 months and some odd days since the claim of her beating that game have passed with zero logs posted.

>> No.28000434

>>27998935
Sauce?

>> No.28000457

>>28000343
You're making it obvious you're Donie by posting fat Gura retard.

>> No.28000474

>>28000434
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/99470666

>> No.28000537

>>28000325
retard

>> No.28000542

>>28000390
Anon she literally said she beat it offstream. There's no need for logs it's straight from her mouth.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5QPIaKu7hjo&t=16020

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>>28000457
>there is only one inflation fetishist in the world
retard

>> No.28000655 [DELETED] 

I know this is off topic, but what did IRyS mean by this?
https://twitter.com/irys_en/status/1546396681670864896

https://twitter.com/fallenshadow_YT/status/1546297102439010306

>> No.28000747

>>28000247
I meant her work time, like working on Reflect would have been mostly meetings about it, even with her being a perfectionist when recording her vocals.

>> No.28000759

>>27995460
I was once told if I didn't quit my job I would be fired. They told me I should quit so I would "get a goodbye lunch". Never underestimate how shitty companies will be to get out of paying unemployment.

>> No.28000847

>>28000747
retard

>> No.28000853
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>>28000655
There are like 5 other threads where this would make sense to post, why here?

>> No.28000999

Gura belongs in diapers

>> No.28001035

can someone remind me how many times a day gura typically pees? I think she's said it at some point

>> No.28001060

>>28000999
yeah, me
I am Gura's human diaper

>> No.28001141

>>28001035
I want to know too.

>> No.28001284
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>>28001035
She seems to be able to hold it regularly for at least 3 - 4 hours. Better than my once an hour. Maybe she enjoys holding it in.

>> No.28001346

>>28001060
As if! You'd run away when it came to poopoo time. I on the other had, wouldn't spill a drop.

>> No.28001427

>>28001284
She definitely does. There is no way Gura doesn't have a pee kink

>> No.28001472

>>28000542
This one actually did disappoint me. That one powerwash stream was really relaxing and I was hoping she would play more of it. I know I'm biting bait because I know where this is going, because I've seen this timeloop before, but I just wanna get it out and say it before the entire thread becomes schizo on schizo slapfights. She wanted permissions for it bad enough that I thought we would have a fun time and it didn't really happen.

>> No.28001521

I love Gura with every fiber of my being and cherish every moment I can spend with her

>> No.28001598

>>28001346
Gura's fecal matter makes up over 10% of my body.

>> No.28001616

I feel like if Gura graduates voluntarily from Hololive, it would be because she wants to retire from vtubing/streaming entirely.

I just hope she wants to purse a career in voice acting or singing afterwards because it would be a waste if she disappeared from the industry.

>> No.28001692

>>27996998
I hate that this is the sort of joke I'm worst at making because I know it makes her laugh the most

>> No.28001715

>>28001616
She doesn't want to doxx herself.

>> No.28001720

Just an FYI Mori said they knew for a long time so.....
Do with that info what you will

>> No.28001769

>JWU
>nothing interesting happen with Gura today
>take pills go back to sleep until tomorrow

>> No.28001805

>>28001692
Don't worry, we saw her reaction and she didn't laugh. She did laugh at this one.

>23:42 OnlyEnma637 $5.00 im a huge simp can i get a wif of your foot odor
https://youtu.be/Qa7WRAfGIQg?t=6361

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>>28001720
Thanks threadreader!

>> No.28001878

>>28001720
Of course they knew it. It’s not a Rushia situation it’s likely on the works for weeks or even more.
If you need Mori to get that you are retarded.

>> No.28001895

>>28001720
That was obvious based on a lot of things anon.

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>>28001720
They knew and we were being bratty while blissfully unaware. Please don't hold it against us, girls, we love all of you.

>> No.28001956

>>28001895
List all of them.

>> No.28002040

>>28001956
Anon…

>> No.28002106

>>28002040
You can't list all of them? Why did you say it was obvious if you can't do that?

>> No.28002124

>>28001956
>twitter reactions
>Ina breaking down crying on stream from bread last week
>How Ame and Mumei reacted tonight.
Im not saying it was obvious before, im saying now that the announcement was made it's obvious they knew for a while.

>> No.28002176

>>28002106
You are so retarded it’s funny

>> No.28002184

>>28001805
Nah the one you posted is just her doing a playful chuckle. When she has to stifle her laughter and whisper "what the fuck" under her breath that's when you know she thinks it's funny. She had a similar reaction to a super about queefing the alphabet, from stanley parable.

>> No.28002246

>>28002184
She wasn't stifling a laugh. She was taking a drink. Take your meds.

>> No.28002277
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what sex position would you do with Gura? for me, like cowgirl

>> No.28002315

>>28002184
>She had a similar reaction to a super about queefing the alphabet, from stanley parable.
Timestamp?

>> No.28002319

>>28002246
I'm sorry you have trouble picking up on social cues, it must be difficult

>> No.28002391

>>28002277
side-by-side chin-on-head face-in-chest tightly-hugging cuddlefuck

>> No.28002400

I just had a dream that Gura was naked and I grabbed her by the legs and ran away and everyone chased after me so I sucked on her cunny as hard as I could before I let go of her and ran away

>> No.28002453

>>28002277
Mating press, prone bone, full nelson

>> No.28002468

>>28001472
How fast was the chat moving? I know some of you like to think Gura wants fewer viewers, but she really likes to see the chat zooming and often doesn't return to games if the chat is slow.

>> No.28002514

>>28002391
What's the name of the position where you're sitting and she's on top of you while hugging with each other? it's pretty hot

>> No.28002523

>>28002400
It’s not a dream, that’s why she didn’t stream tonight.
Well done

>> No.28002527

>>28002124
Wasn't Mumes really upset after coming back from a meeting last night? Weird unless the meeting was literally Sana saying goodbye or something
>>28002184
>>28001805
>>28001692
I got her to blush
https://youtu.be/tFMab8RJH2U?t=10544

>> No.28002564

>>28002315
I'm too lazy to find the timestamp but here's the hololyzer. I was wrong it was closing shift
https://www.hololyzer.net/youtube/archive/superchat/qKjKUSZHrcA.html

>> No.28002592

>>28002315
>>28002564
https://youtu.be/qKjKUSZHrcA?t=8886

>> No.28002655

Serious question. Have things actually changed with Gura and her streaming habits? Or is it just a series of unfortunate events? This boards influence on the mind?

>> No.28002663

>>28002592
She doesn't find that funny either. She's told off that faggot for writing things like that before.

>> No.28002673

>>28002277
unironically missionary, with intense kissing, so we're connected at both ends. Fingers interlocked. Then shift into mating press to cum. Kissing during missionary is based and makes me fill wombs.

>> No.28002676

>>28002277
Full wrap missionary, with her head buried in my chest and and my mouth buried in her crown.

>> No.28002683

>>28002527
She just now had to clarify many times that she wasn't actually sad last night and it was basically a joke stream

>> No.28002689

>>28002277
Depends on the outfit.
Hoodie: Prone Bone
Catshark: Fellatio or 69
Atlantean: Cowgirl
Kimono: Loving Missionary
Need more outfits to unlock more sex positions.

>> No.28002706

>>28001472
Yea same. She gets these game perms than doesn't play any of them or plays them off stream.
I hate management but I can easily see why they made fun of her for asking for perms.

>> No.28002717

>>28002468
I don't care about chat, and I would watch Gura with 100 or 100k viewers. All I know is that she wanted to stream powerwash alot, streamed it once, and then played the rest off stream. I'm pretty sure it was because any stream of it is a multi hour zatsu, and she probably didn't want to keep streaming it while she had absolutely nothing to talk about after chatting herself out. I get it, but I was really looking forward to it and it just sort of fizzled out.

>> No.28002729

>>28002514
sitting leglock?

>> No.28002758

>>28002655
Gura has streamed less lately and doesn't put out schedules much anymore compared to the past. If you're falling for people complaining about her quality level though then you're believing the board's bullshit. Her quality when she does stream has still been fine

>> No.28002774

>>28002663
you can literally hear her laughing

>> No.28002791

>>28002527
Why aren't you pointing out her other wedgies? I suck at spotting them and could use the help.

>> No.28002806

Hololive EN is an horror movie. Black girl dies first.
Only the virgin girl survives until the end. I hope Gura is a virgin

>> No.28002814

>>28002655
Of course they have changed
Anyone who says they haven't is shitposting or retarded.

>> No.28002849

>>28002592
Can someone explain why Gura is actively discouraging people from writing things she finds funny? You'd think she'd want to encourage it, but she's doing the opposite.

>> No.28002869

>>28002527
God she's so cute. I can't

>> No.28002879

>>28001472
>>28002706
come on now buds, it's obvious why she didn't play it again. That stream was fun but that game was perfect for her to throw on some nice chill music and play while sitting silently for a few hours. She's told us that's how she is off stream

>> No.28002899

>>28002849
It's a woman thing

>> No.28002924

>>28002849
seiso desu

>> No.28002928
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>> No.28002926

>>28002655
She has obviously streamed less lately in the past few months due to projects, birthday stuff and offcollab stuff,. Aside from that, yeah, she is streaming less and there's less variety. The one guy who walks in with the numberfaggy analysis of her content and variety of it isn't wrong, if you know who I'm talking about, but he rubs people the wrong way and the threads always go to shit right after. Her streams are still fun and the highlight of my day, but I do miss the old days a bit. As if I can call a year ago 'old days', but still.

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>>28002806
She is.

>> No.28002953

>>28002849
It's funny because it's rare. If everyone was trying to one-up the peepee poopoo superchats to make her laugh it would become unfunny instantly.

>> No.28002964

>>28002879
Just silently stream it then.... I literally don't need commentary to watch Gura.

>> No.28002969

>>28002277
Lotus while staring deep into each other's eyes

>> No.28003020

>>28002964
You and me both but she will never do that. She knows it doesn't make good content for a majority of people and she knows she'll get shit from a lot of people, even if they are tourists that do it.

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>>28002928
oyasame

>> No.28003065

>>28002676
Fuck, you made me realize my missionary while kissing thing might not work because of the short length of her tiny torso. I am devastated.

>> No.28003093

>>28003020
Reminder that her viewers GREW when she silently sucked up sand in Luigi's Mansion.

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>> No.28003112

>>28003020
Gura doesn't get shit from anyone but retards from here and she doesn't care about the majority of her viewers catching her live or she would retweet streams she is going to appear in.
You must be new because you clearly missed Fubuki digging a chunk stream

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>>27992381

>> No.28003189

>>28003048
Isn't this pic too young? Idk

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>>27992381

>> No.28003261

>>28003189
Anon images get posted here all the time that are less than even a day old

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>>28003189
She can never be too young, my child wife.

>> No.28003365

>>28003065
Think your fantasies through, bud.
Also, she's minuscule, light and frail. Finger locking would hurt her wrists, and hard thrusts/mating presses would hurt her everything.

>> No.28003385

https://youtu.be/Qa7WRAfGIQg?t=7167
You can get Cunny on a stick?

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>>28003112
Gura's audience and Fubuki's audience aren't the same anon. Gura would absolutely get a bunch of grayname children yelling at her in chat to talk if she tried to play a FoTM game silently for hours. I'd be fine with her doing it too, im just being realistic as to the reasons why she wouldn't do it. I wanted her to stream it more too but im also okay with her being able to spend time playing it offline if it helps her relax

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>>28003093
That was a fun 20 minutes, I remember it well

>> No.28003545

>>28003385
I WANT TO HUG THE SWEATY SHARK IT'S NOT FAIR

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>>28003365
Depends whether the love making session is punitive or not. If she's been a naughty little brat, then I will have no remorse. Otherwise I can be as gentle as a feather. Oh and with missionary and kissing, she would just have to look upwards I guess, like when you kiss a really short girl, you have to look down, and she has to look up. Fuck i love short tiny girls!

>> No.28003612

>>28002926
Gura added zatsudans, which is pretty good, although she cut watch-alongs for it.
She seems set on mainly having gaming streams for public, and reserves variety for members.

>> No.28003636

>>28002277
any position where I can hug her tightly against my chest

>> No.28003643

>>28003592
>she would just have to look upwards
She's used to that, her neck muscles are well trained at looking up

>> No.28003663

>>28003093
That was pure autistic kino

>> No.28003735

>>28003450
I'm okay with it too, I just wish we could find out the easy way instead of the hard way. If she just told us she didn't want to stream it because she doesn't think she can make it entertaining, or if she just wants to play it to decompress instead, rather than hearing it months later as she says it to Kronii. Hell, if she hadn't mentioned it to Kronii we'd probably still be wondering. This is just restarting the 'shark please communicate with us' timeloop, but for what it's worth I am optimistic about that in the future after the member chat where she told us alot of what was going on backstage. Or I WAS optimistic until retards started using it to leverage shitpost campaigns at management. They deserver it, mind you, but management never takes responsibility for a fuckup, they just pass the buck, and I'm pretty sure that's what they're going to do to Gura if they haven't already. It feels like there's no winning sometimes.

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>>28003643
I'd give her really good neck and back massages before the lovemaking, too slowly get her in the mood. Build her up for bigger cummies.
Oh and I thought of another position. Leg up like in this pic, but laying down, and you could cuddle her body, arms and one leg while fucking her in the cunny. Again you'd want pre-fuck massages to get her all loosened up and limber. Stretching before an all-night lovemaking session is very important!

>> No.28003852

>>2800359
>she would just have to look upwards
That'd be awkward and uncomfortable, wouldn't it? Just kiss her before and after the act. During the act you can also tease her by just pulling out, kissing her, and putting it back in.

>> No.28003876

>>28003450
Terrible reasoning honestly

>> No.28003953

>>28003852
She's so fucking hot that i'd have too pull out often so i don't cum too early.

>> No.28003980

>>28003953
She'd get angry...

>> No.28004006

>>28003980
good. >:3

>> No.28004019

>>28002277
Standing doggie style while she's locked up in a pillory. T u T

>> No.28004028

>>28003953
Goom and then just goom again

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>> No.28004129

>>28004028
Or that... Though I'm not a pornstar. Though with Gura I'd probably have no trouble, if her 3dioo asmr was any indication.

>> No.28004127

>>28004006
Not when frustration builds up until she leaves you.

>> No.28004147

>>28003735
>If she just told us she didn't want to stream it because she doesn't think she can make it entertaining
Ill admit I can't provide a timestamp for this statement right now but she has told us in the past she's worried about not having things to say so you can apply that to one reason why she wouldn't want to do a silent powerwash sim stream, even if she never mentioned the game specifically. My best guess is that she never mentioned the game again because to her it wasn't a big deal that she played off stream after that first stream.

>> No.28004149

how do we get Gura to stop peeing all over herself and not wiping afterwards?

>> No.28004150

>>28002655
Close to 200 hours less time streamed this year compared to last year. It's clear that she only streams out of a sense of obligation nowadays. She's financially set and has other things she can do outside of streaming for fun or fulfillment.

>> No.28004217

>>28004127
Can't leave me when I yank on the leash.

>> No.28004265

>>28004149
Surgically attach her to my mouth.

>> No.28004269

>>28004150
retard

>> No.28004309

>>28004147
She didn't stream it because she doxxed her cat last time she played it

>> No.28004313

>>28004150
gay
retard
gayretard.

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Hot.

>> No.28004432

>>28003735
Yeah, it makes me nervous. I feel like she's mostly aware of her audience, but there are still some strange disconnected moments where she seems surprised that people care about something, or she expected us to read her mind.

>> No.28004524

>>28002277
Missionary anal. (Anal is okay because idols are pure and don't poop.)

>> No.28004544

>>28004367
That's hot but that tail is such an afterthought that it's funny

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>> No.28004769

>>28004147
I swear Gura does this thing where she thinks if we're not talking about something, we must not want it anymore. Meanwhile, we all stopped talking about it because we assumed she doesn't want to do it anymore.

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Forgot what I was going too post, because head full of Gura.

>> No.28004899

>>28004147
Did you hear the tone of her voice when she admitted she beat it offstream? She knew it was a big deal.

>> No.28004903

>>28004593
Wish I could enjoy Amesame without feeling cucked or the pang of jealousy.

>> No.28004963

Gura won't stream tomorrow either. Ame and Sana are streaming at 9pm EDT and I bet Gura uses that as another excuse not to stream

>> No.28004969

>>28004899
God, let it go. You're not going to turn us into antis.

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>>28004963
Then don't bother even checking for a frame. Go do something else. I will be the final chumbud.

>> No.28005049

>>28004963
Anon, that's Wednesday

>> No.28005053
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>>28004903
I honestly love both so i don't feel "cucked" the same way i would if gura collabed one on one with a male.

>> No.28005071

>>28004903
I can enjoy it as long as Gura gives chumbies plenty of attention, too.

>> No.28005109

>>28004899
It was her normal tone of voice

>> No.28005162

>>28004969
They don't really seem to understand that we can have complaints about things Gura does, but still adore her. It's like they think they smell blood in the water whenever this comes up, somehow blind to the fact that she's our oshi.

>> No.28005179

>>28005109
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5QPIaKu7hjo&t=16020
Why are you lying? She's laughing as she says it.

>> No.28005224

>>28005179
She tends to do that while talking to other ENs

>> No.28005238

>>28005053
Ame got to hug her, smell her, see her socks, see her armpit, probably even got an indirect kiss sharing food.

>> No.28005263

>>28005238
That's fucking hot.

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I love her more than anything!

>> No.28005424
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>>28005263
And Gura got to see and smell Ame, who is cute in her own way. Hell I wouldn't kick her out of be for farting. Heck if they're going to fuck anyway, might as well throw me in the middle, paizuri and layercake fuck them into the early hours of the morning. Throat fuck their gullets while they scissor and piss.

>> No.28005439

>>28005238
Ame is really hot

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