/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

[Anonymous No.]

>arguing with some chinese troglodyte regarding the best vtubing company
>he refuses to listen to my factual evidence proving that Hololive is objectively superior to every other company
>keeps babbling about some "HILARIOUS jokes about cum and piss" from the entirely chinkified, male-centric, fujo-focused, mass-collab spamming Nijizhangji streams that I've never watched and never will
>spewing ad hominems and strawman arguments
>get fed up with his shit
>draw myself up to my full and TOWERING height
>SMASH my beefy, VERY large fist into my chiseled chest and roar "PEKOOOOOOO!"
>little Nijibitch's tiny chink eyes widen as he realizes he's dealing with a scholastic Holochad
>drops to his knees trembling
>whisper "Little BITCH" and casually backhand him as I stride away to admiring gazes and thunderous applause

[Anonymous No.]

>>little Nijibitch's tiny chink eyes widen as he realizes he's dealing with a scholastic Holochad

[Anonymous No.]

Are you coming to scarborough fair?
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