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>> No.27874330
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>>27874262
Yashiro's wife is pretty hot.

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Need mommy footjob

>> No.27874481

UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH DRAGON MOMMY

>> No.27874602
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>>27874481
Control yourself

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>>27874330
Overworked office worker is a lucky man...

>> No.27874655

I need a muscular hag.

>> No.27874662

>>27874602
she's pretty hot

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>>27874623
Damn right he is, lucky bastard.

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>>27874743

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Had a dream about giving Marine a back rub...
Is she officially a hag yet?

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>> No.27876599

>ywn have your hag delete all those porn images you've said and have them replaced with images of her
I'm not the only one right?

>> No.27876768

>>27876599
You are the only one, because it WILL happen to me.

>> No.27877541

>>27876768
For your sake anon, I hope it doesn't. All those ass images that you may have saved / liked may make you feel bad because your hag lives in your head rent free and she might have a disappointed look on her face because you don't save images of her.
I feel like I'm getting too old for this nonsense.

>> No.27877598

>>27876082
reportedly she will be on christmas day

>> No.27877647

>>27877598
Christmas cake expires on christmas, it's like poetry.

>> No.27877872

>>27876599
but what if Mio discovers my stash of tasteful Mio art

the not so tasteful art is in a thumbdrive on my person at all times, and backed up to a dropbox

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I...

>> No.27878040

You ARE doing your reps, right, anon?

>> No.27878584

>>27878040
today i have given up on kanji

>> No.27878618

>>27877872
Is your tasteful art NSFW?

>> No.27878624
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>>27878040
I am doing my /fit/ reps.

>> No.27879090

>>27876109
Why does this hag have horns?

>> No.27879377

>>27878584
You are weak
You will never impregnate a hag with that kind of attitude

>> No.27880208

>>27874363
You can smell all the STDs she carries

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>>27880208
Don't you have a stream to prepare for?

>> No.27880530

>>27879377
my cock is a polyglot and knows all the languages, or rather tongues.

>> No.27880689

>>27880437
>pomu
>tits
rumao

>> No.27881156
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I love Polpol

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>>27874655

>> No.27881808

>>27878584
弱い

>> No.27882231

>>27881156
Me too!

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>> No.27884274

>>27874623
He's too dead inside from corpo work to enjoy her.

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>>27884274
For a dead inside corpo worker coming back to his family is the biggest motivation of his life

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>> No.27886942

>>27886706
Cover please give Polka red glasses onegai

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>>27886942

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Falling asleep next to mama...

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>> No.27893716

>>27884971
wholesome and based

>> No.27895259
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Catbutt.

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Hags make the best cheerleaders.

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>>27895259
Catbutt.

>> No.27895992

>>27880208
Yeah, mine.

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>>27895259
Sometimes the cat goes wild

>> No.27897179

>>27895259
>hololive botan lingerie 6
Where are the rest anon?

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Mio not being within the first 5 posts of hag is sinful. Anons need correction

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>>27898420
Sorry

>> No.27898738
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>favorite hag
>top non hag fetish

>> No.27898744

It’s not a joke anymore. I need it.

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>>27897179
1 and 4 too big, purizu andasutando.

>> No.27900014

https://youtube.com/watch?v=-OLhWov6alo

>> No.27900594

>>27896952
Cat can't drink though. Would literally kill her.

>> No.27900880

>>27900594
>Botan cannot drink
>I don't enjoy drinking
WE ARE

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>>27898738
Vanilla is the only description for it. Missionary position, handholding with arms stretched out, leglocking, kissing, forehead bumping, hugging, burying my head in her chest sometimes she's on top hugging my head to the same effect

>> No.27901575

>>27900014
"Suuhaachat" is a genius pun

>> No.27901676

>>27899824
I understand. Thanks for the quality art, anon.

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>>27874655
https://twitter.com/akirosenthal/status/1515259089927827456

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>>27874655

The #1 fit hag

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>>27898738
Buttons.
My ideal 3D woman is a a plump hairy woman in her late 30s or early 40s. Picrel.

>> No.27905022

opening this thread ignites any and all primal urges within seconds/minutes holy shit

>> No.27905317

>>27904193
Pubic hair peek is top tier
https://files.catbox.moe/it3b61.jpeg

>> No.27906486

>>27905317
Agreed. The best is that picture of Mel's roommate.

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>> No.27914886

Send words of courage right now.

https://twitter.com/lizhi3/status/1546350060211806208

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can Yuujin join the /hag/ party

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>>27920553

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>>27920722

>> No.27921418

Poll Results! Our 23 players whom will represent this beautiful thread are
Mio
Botan
Lui
Pochi-Sensei
Abe
Koyori
Flare
Fubuki
Korone
Choco
Marine
Polka
Pekomama
Watame
Aki
Toko
Ange
Dola
Nui Sociere
Mint Castella
Ayamy
AZKi
Amiya
With the first 4 being the Medal Players.
Thanks for voting!

>> No.27921473

>>27921418
If you have any Video, sound, clip that you think may be a good Goalhorn or chant. Please post it on the thread!

>> No.27921736

>>27920553
If she's 30+ then hell yeah

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>>27921736
im not 100%, but shes a deceptively plain (but actually cute as all hell), single office lady, who dreams of being scooped off her feet by her prince charming. she has everything going for her to be prime /hag/ material except i don't know her age.

she was basically Sora's agent before even Cover Corp existed as we know it today, which suggests she's a little older.

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>> No.27924530

>>27922307
Allegedly she just came of drinking age only a year ago, and celebrated it with Sora. I think she's the dependable but younger of the duo.
>You will never see a series about JK A-Chan helping a freshly-graduated Sora bumble through becoming a vtuber idol.

>> No.27925010

>>27924530
Sora's official 4koma pretty much covers this. A chan cameos frequently.

>> No.27925462

>>27924530
>>27925010
damn thats crazy, this girl was out making moves and potentially could be said to be a key catalyst in Hololive existing, from such a young age.

sorry if she's not the fit for this thread, but still, ACHAN LOVE.

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>>27898738
Lui
I want to dominate this bird hag. Make her obedient, spank her, tie her up in various positions, reward her with sex and affection...

>> No.27925811
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My wife made me a slushy with a funny red chemical. I wonder what it is?

>> No.27925817

>>27924530
>Allegedly she just came of drinking age only a year ago
"A-chan" did.
Two years ago Roboco talked about how she went out drinking with A-chan and others.

>> No.27929691

>>27925811
Viagra, because she needs you to go for hours.

>> No.27929727

Hag Love

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>>27895259
>>27895976

>> No.27932418

>>27903606
I can't stop thinking about the fact that the mocap was done by a man

>> No.27933250

>>27932418
A large portion of the mocaps in Uma Musume were also done by a man.

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>>27903606

>> No.27933636

>>27933595
The best flip on this board

>> No.27933650

>>27933595
Aki, Moona, Korone, and Kiara really stole the show in this year's holofes.

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>> No.27936618

>>27933595
Man catching that live was just a OMGWTF moment! Doog supremacy!

>> No.27937632
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15 minutes to page 7. What got the board's panties in a bunch this time?
Also Boxing DOOG

>> No.27937828

>>27921418
hagtastic team

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>>27937632
i have a bunch of filters so i usually avoid whatever crap there is and stay blissfully ignorant, besides my threads fighting for survival. only thing i can see out of the ordinary is a bunch of 0 effort EN posts being made into threads instead of staying in the Global general.

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>>27921418

>> No.27938376

>>27938023
Yea been focusing on trying to keep some alive myself but if there's a sign for a major spike going on I'll focus on revival instead of trying to do anything remotely productive right now.

>> No.27940112
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>> No.27940466

I fucking love hags

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzSsK_inba0

>> No.27940752
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>>27898738
Botan
Thick thighs

>> No.27940773

>>27940466
You fucking love hags
I love fucking hags
We're much the same

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>> No.27940917
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I love this woman more than you'd ever believe bros

>> No.27942504

>>27940850
friend with benefits...

>> No.27942519

>>27921418
With Lui Legs with us, none can stand against us

>> No.27942931
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>>27921418
Fubuking is in!

>> No.27943722

>>27942931
ARSfriend...

>> No.27944205

>>27933595
I can't stop thinking about the fact that the mocap was done by a dog

>> No.27944731

Do hag lovers received too little or too much love from their own mother?

>> No.27945088

>>27944731
Neither. Loving hags is the natural order of life and we should be asking what went wrong with those who don't love hags.

>> No.27945431

>>27945088
I get older but so do they

>> No.27946560

>>27921418
I'd switch Azki for Nina [Niji] though, the rest is perfect

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>>27946560
I will miss Nina on the team as well, but it is what it is. /hag/ is ultimately more focused on mature wives than on mommies, and tribalfaggotry as well as people judging her by her PL right after debut didn't help. I'm happy that this thread is mostly about hag love and hag sex, rather than arguments about taste.

>> No.27948099

You guys aren’t even into older women

You just like anime girls where their wiki entry says a number higher than 25

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Idiot.

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>>27948099

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>>27898738
Botan
Pantyhose

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I like fangs.

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>>27948099

>> No.27951051

>>27948503
>>27950325
start picking up moms at your local grocery store and then i’ll let you talk like you’re into cougars online

>> No.27951254

>>27898738
Fubuki
Spanking

>> No.27951319

>>27951051
picking up 25+ on tinder and it's cool

>> No.27951361

>>27951319
you’d unironically have to be a teenager to consider 25+ an “older woman”

>> No.27951397

>>27951051
I'm not a homewrecker

>> No.27951493

>>27922307
I'd like to see more of her, i think she's great.
And if she's not a hag then i eagerly await the day she becomes one

>> No.27951525

>>27951254
Do you prefer hands or a tool?

>> No.27951631

>>27921418
Is Pochi even able to run that much and play...?

>> No.27951763

>>27951631
Don't worry, she's exercising with me every night.

>> No.27951907

>>27951763
Anon I hope you're telling the truth I want Pochi to live forever.

>> No.27952198

>>27951907
She probably will, if she survives all the births.

>> No.27952434

>>27951397
I am. But there are single moms you know.

>> No.27952628

>>27948099
>Implying we aren't doing our reps
You really thought you did something there did you

>> No.27952743
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Tenma live
https://www.twitch.tv/tenma

>> No.27953167

>>27952628
What, your milf banging reps?

>> No.27953342

>>27953167
Indeed, they're hags on and off stream and >we love them because of that, not because someone put a number over 30 on their wiki page

>> No.27954797

>>27951525
I'm fine with either but I think the latter would be more ideal as if I used my hands it'd be like that one fubuki fic where she tries to get her husband to physically abuse her.

>> No.27954926

>>27954797
For me the default would be hands, because actually touching butt is always nice. But if you want it to hurt badly or in a specific way, you need a good implement; my favourites are paddle and riding crop.

>> No.27955077

>>27954926
I'd only go for a paddle if she were perfectly comfortable with it and she helped me not feel like shit right after it. I dislike violence in general so if I were to go with a spanking, I'd probably use my hands in the end.
After all, you are right that touching a butt would feel really nice.

>> No.27955594

>>27955077
Very much with you there - I'm into consent and mutual enjoyment when it comes to BDSM. If you're going to inflict serious pain, it should be when she asks for it or does something warranting a major punishment. And aftercare is never a bad idea, same with rewards for endurance.
Ultimately, it's about the mutually accepted power dynamic and the trust it builds between you and your partner, not violence. Of course people can do whatever they want when it comes to fiction and fantasies, but I only want to hurt people that are asking for it.

>> No.27955644

>>27880208
*sniff sniff*

>> No.27956281

>>27955594
Could emotional abuse, verbal abuse, having your buttons pushed be acceptable for spanking? Because that's the only thing I can think of that would justify me spanking my hag (hard or not).

>> No.27956749

>>27898738
It is a very hard sell between Aki and Lui
I'm into sizeshit.

>> No.27956763

>>27956281
They definitely can, if you want them to - it depends on the (implicit) standards and desires that you and/or your hag have. The kind of domination and discipline I enjoy is pretty explicit - setting rules, giving commands and handing out punishments/rewards as appropriate (keeping in mind punishments can be enjoyable for both sides). You can handle it more spontaneously and loosely, of course - anything goes if it's consensual.

>> No.27959796

>>27956763
Same
Bdsm is a level of trust that can be considered marriage vows in some contexts
Like a dom giving a sub a collar to signify their bond
It’s not all about hardcore stuff like most normies think it is
Feeling a hag (or cake) just totally submit to you because they trust you with all their heart (and you do great aftercare snuggles) is the best feeling ever

>> No.27960125

>>27952743
I'm really surprised she didn't make it into the team. She was very popular last league

>> No.27960558

>>27959796
Very true, and I love collars on girls...bought a cute pink one with a bell, and a black leather one for different times/moods. Only got to use them on a younger girl so far, but I still hope to find a mature and kinky hag sub one day.

>> No.27961130

>>27949224
Imagine the dick sucking with Mio's fangs.

>> No.27961372

>>27961130
or Botan’s
or any hag kemonomimi for that matter

>> No.27961505

>>27961130
>>27961372
The feeling the side of the fang pulling your foreskin...

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>>27949224

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>>27961505
Stop anon, I can only get so erect!

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>> No.27966375

>>27965211
Imagine how much she sweats

>> No.27968542

Would you take advantage of your hag if she were drunk and trying to make a move on you?

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>>27968542
If she makes the move she's the one to blame if the pregnancy test comes out as positive afterwards. Not that I'm complaining about it.

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>>27973930
I don't think she would be complaining about it either

>> No.27975931

>>27968542
I find the modest thing to do would be to obviously not take advantage of her but depending on whether this is before or after the marriage my answer would change. If it's after the marriage I'd tease her a bit first and she can trust me to make sure nothing bad happens (and that we'd raise the child if things got too risky)

>> No.27976490

>>27975931
I'd like the scenario to be before marriage (but dating for a few years) because I'd like to see any of yous anons being put to your limit on having to deal with a flirty, intoxicated hag who keeps throwing herself in your arms while smothering you with sloppy kisses and lovebites.
Or if you wanna play it safe you can just imagine it being after marriage so you won't need to worry about unwanted pregnancies.

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>>27976490
>because I'd like to see any of yous anons being put to your limit on having to deal with a flirty, intoxicated hag who keeps throwing herself in your arms while smothering you with sloppy kisses and lovebites.

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>> No.27986647

>>27976490
>unwanted pregnancies
There's no such thing

>> No.27986782

Be ready to bump the thread. I can already feel the dozens of drama threads coming...

>> No.27986829

>>27986782
>Coming
They're already here.

>> No.27986963

>>27986782
The announcement was made hours ago, wasn't it? Unless you're referring to something else that happened today that I missed.

>> No.27990075

>>27986963
I thought it was more recently. I've been disconnected for some hours

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>> No.27990533

I am excited for the mio hoodie, I hope it's comfy. That is all /hag/

>> No.27991333

>>27990533
I considered buying it because of the cool and comfy design but the fucking merchants made the sale only a month long so unless I scape some commission money together quick I don't have the 100+ to buy it. Sad

>> No.27994153

>>27991333
I hear that people around the Queensboro Bridge will pay you 15 dollars for a handjob.

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>>27990533
I friend of mine who knows nothing about hololive said it looked like it was a furry hoodie. I'm still going to wear it, but ugh... Is that what normies are going to think? Whatever, fuck 'em

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>>27899824
This artstyle is disgusting in the best way

>> No.27995371

>>27994490
Eh, animal themed clothing is still pretty common outside of furry stuff. It's also pretty minimally animal-themed. I think most people would just think you've got a bit of a non-standard style

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>>27995371
>I think most people would just think you've got a bit of a non-standard style

That's true. Majority of people who see it wont think too much about it.

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this hag's giggles have been enticing me all day.....

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>> No.28005273

I'm seeing a disturbing lack of Shizurin

>> No.28006950

>>27968542
I mean, if she wants it why refuse? The only reason not to would be if I thought it would endanger our relationship in the future, which seems unlikely.

>> No.28007723

>>27968542
I would ask her if she wanted sex, and carry her to bed if she said yes.

>> No.28008212

>>28005273
Be the change you want to see, anon

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>> No.28010350

Not a single one of these girls is older than 27

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>>28010350
They wish they are

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>>28010766
i'll be waiting for them when they are.

>> No.28010889

>>28010350
>>28010766
>>28010840
Do ur reps

>> No.28010985

>>28010889
which reps

>> No.28011022

>>27898738
Mio or Polka
Loving relationship

>> No.28011101

Big hag
Small hag
Cute hag
Sexy hag
Muscled hag
Chubby hag
Thin hag
Thick hag
Dominant hag
Submissive hag
Hairy hag
Hairless hag
Yandere hag
Tsundere hag
Kuudere hag
Deep-voiced hag
Cute-voiced hag
Strong hag
Weak hag
Dummy hag
Smart hag
Luv hags, simple as.

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>>28011101
i pick a big chubby thick dominant hairless yandere deep-voiced strong smart hag. which pokemon do i get?

>> No.28012989

>>28010889
What kind of reps are we talking about here?

>> No.28013053

>>28012016
Jynx

>> No.28013134

>>28011101
I'd pick small, sexy, muscled, thin, submissive, hairy, kuudere, deep-voiced, strong, smart. But as you said, any proper hag is love-worthy

>> No.28013512

>>28011101
>no “desperate”

Fool that you are

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>>27994490
>>27995738
His brain is full of internet rot. The hoodie has two dog paw prints and stylized cat face. It's quite the leap to associate that with furries.

>> No.28016455

>>28011101
Shame there's no more tall hags in Hololive since Coco left. I like lifting and kissing the small ones, but I'd love one that's almost as tall as me too.

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>> No.28021594

>>28021175
My wife and your wife

>> No.28021668

>>28019770
is she really a hag? she always seemed like barely a cake to me

>> No.28021748

>>28021668
None of these women are hags. It’s kayfabe.

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Idiot.

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heh

>> No.28022175

>>28021915
>>28021952
>>28021977
>>28022006
>>28022009
>>28022100
samefag sama…

>> No.28022282

>>28022175
>4 seconds apart between Mio and Koyo
>samefag
newfagchama...

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>>28022175
Yeah, I posted the first three on cooldown to make fun of you - just like earlier in the thread. But you must be an idiot to think all 6 are by me.

>> No.28022607

>>28022369
why are you making fun of me im a nice guy, i would never do that to you

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^This is a clown
<This is a Ringmaster

Know the difference.

>> No.28024158

Bros. I had a dream last night that Subaru did the tomboy over the shoulder neck grab thing to me, while asking how long I'd be sticking around and what I'll be doing with my life. Did that count as cheating hag bros?

>> No.28024220

>>28024158
Not if you wait with marriage until she's 30.

>> No.28024799

>>27944731
Eh, it's hard to say. Some people theorize that getting too much love from your mother results in that because you are just used to it. Other will tell you that this love for hag is just your way of coping with lack of motherly affection. But we all can agree that hags deserve our love.

>> No.28024937

>>28024799
For me it’s both desu. She was both overbearing and overprotective, but also abusive and drunk. Hence why I want older women to step on me, but I also want to choke them violently, and for them to spoon me after. Freud had the right idea.

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>> No.28026957

>>28024799
Both for me. Always preferred my mom other my dad. But then she died when I was really young.
So i'm blessed and cursed for life. I've already come to terms with it.

>> No.28028885

>>28021668
Yes despite her carefree attitude most of the time

>> No.28028895

>>28026957
With good parents children often attach themselves to the parent of opposite sex. This is only based on my anecdotal experience.

>> No.28030462

>>28028895
It would make a lot of sense. My mom was a great parent.
I'm at peace with it now that i'm much older but i'm naturally going to gravitate to hags no matter what.

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Is Mio a good mother to her children?

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>>28034394
yeah she's great with our kids

>> No.28034633

>>28034577
Is that you or your kid on the left?

>> No.28034729

>>28034394
Well, you can't choose your children. But you can sure as hell pick a favorite!

>> No.28034823

>>28034729
I want to meet Mio with her bold, but insecure older daughter Subaru and her cute and spoiled younger daughter Ayame. And then have sex with all of them.

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>> No.28040742

>>28034394
How do we make Mio treat all her adopted children equally?

>> No.28041642

>>28040742
I don't think that's an option. You'll have to give her more so the attention balances out better

>> No.28044502

>>28040742
Family orgy correction

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>>28039838
I want to bury my face in her fluffy tail

>> No.28045544

>>28044502
Instead of giving your kids the sex talk, have some hands on sex ed with you and your hagwife

>> No.28046118

>>28044502
Sorry but I'm not interested in Subaru that way.

>> No.28046350

>>28046118
Well, that's the exact opposite of getting her equal treatment. Life isn't about only doing what you want to do.

>> No.28046938

>>28046350
There's more ways to get equal treatment that don't involve sex, anon.

>> No.28047117

>>28045544
I mean, are you going to let their first time be taken by some dumbass teenager because they're young and inexperienced? Daughters deserve better.

>>28046938
You're always free to make your own plan for bringing equality to Mio's family. What's your idea?

>> No.28047720

>>28047117
How about pampering her with love / affection like the way Mio does towards Ayame? I may not be a "mother" figure towards Subaru but I would try my damn hardest if it meant Subaru got the love she deserves badly.
And if that doesn't work, I could throw away my pride and ask Mio "why" she's neglecting Subaru and what I could do to make her feel wanted and loved.

>> No.28048758

>>28047720
Least degenerate /hag/ poster

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https://twitter.com/lizhi3/status/1546998524956770307

Bros...
Someone help her, please...

>> No.28053486

>>28047720
Based and wholesomepilled

>> No.28055315

>>28011101
I'll have a small, cute, thick, submissive, strong, smart, kuudere deep-voiced hag, please

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>> No.28057019

>>28052432
KISHIDA LET ME IN

>> No.28057541

>>28052432
At this point i think that Pochi is allergic to happiness.

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>> No.28071066

Give it to me straight, /hag/ bros. Are any of the HoloENs hags? Are any of them close, at least?

>> No.28071088

Have you done your fit reps today /hag/? I'm doing mine right now

>> No.28071143

>>28071066
iirc, Ina is the closest (or is already a hag), Kiara and Gura are also close and Ame has a couple more years, idk about Mori and council though

>> No.28071260

>>28071088
recently the heat wave and me only sitting at my desk all night and day has caused my feet to swell up and become painful... so i should really start looking after my health better.

>> No.28071269

>>28071143
It's my headcanon that during their Christmas stream together with their little 3Ds that the boxes and who ever gets the gifts in order were youngest to oldest.

>> No.28071622

>>28057541
correction, Life is allergic to Pochi being happy.

>> No.28072003

>>28071066
HoloEN oldest to youngest
Ina
Sana
IRyS
Kiara
Fauna
Mori
Amelia
Kronii
Gura
Mumei
Baelz
I could be wrong with some of them but Ina is close to being a hag while Sana, Irys, and Kiara need a couple more years I think

>> No.28072222

>>28072003
IRyS is much younger than that.

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>> No.28076254

>>27898738
All of them
Size

>> No.28076315

>>28071066
Supposedly HoloEN will get two hags next year...
>>28071088
I already did mine yesterday and today's my rest day

>> No.28077320

Goodnight haggots, sleep well

>> No.28078909

>>27898738
Reine
Orgasm denial

>> No.28079738

>>28078909
With you as the denier or the deniee?

>> No.28081300

>>28071088
I'll be cycling 20km, at least. Outside of the city so I can listen to Polka's songs in peace

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I'm 34 now, give me birthday hags.
Blogpost -> Second half of vacation is Boston. Flying up today. Orlando was fun. Sea World is amazing.
>>27944731
Too much in my case.

>> No.28081574

Miosha is driving me to school, badly!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lAoJ5qQS1MI

>when i die, at least i'll be with you
jp bros in chat crack me up.

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>>28081513
oh and forgot to say, sounds good man all the best, HBD.

>> No.28081695

I want a completely schizo possessive menhera hag to psychologically torment me with love because of her insecurity, anybody got recommendations for my rsther specific taste?

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I want to touch fluffy tail!

>> No.28082436

>>28081574
How is the stream? I don't speak moonspeak. I had fun with that game when I played it, though.

>> No.28082551

>>28082231
I want that tail slapping my face while ravaging her from behind

>> No.28082561

>>28082436
cruisin' everywhere at 90km/h in 50 zones, but better at keeping it on the road than Miko at least. and being very cute and motherly of course, "is everyone ok back there?"
>chat; "yeah, I'm alive!" "I feel sick!" etc

she has an incredibly active live TL btw.

>> No.28082582

>>28082561
She does? Huh. Never looked into Live TLs before. Any recommendations for what to use?

>> No.28082661

>>28082582
I use Holodex and enable TLs in the bottom right.

>> No.28082691

>>28082661
Oh shit, I didn't realize that was a feature! Thanks!
One more thing. Does Mio have an actual drivers license?

>> No.28082692

>>28082582
Hyperchat is a general QOL thing that makes youtube chat slightly better (though its still a piece of shit) and with LiveTL plugin you can have TLs come up like subtitles.
https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/livetl-translation-filter/moicohcfhhbmmngneghfjfjpdobmmnlg

also i'm not sure but i think some liveTL functionality is built in in you watch via Holodex? i cant remember.

>> No.28082834

>>28081574
Mio's the cutest driver. I wanted to see Autobahn, but Switzerland's nice too

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>> No.28086079

>>28085731
her assets in this outfit are out of control
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozH28qYrMy4

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>> No.28089064

>>28088129
Smoking with Botan...

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>> No.28091925

>>28079738
Yes

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>>28091583
How is she so cute.

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>> No.28095727

>>28093675

cute

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