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Previous thread: >>27826808

What if your general was not just a general but a nation, devoted to your oshi and their will? Enter this general where the fanbases and generals of /vt/ are reimagined as countries interacting with each other through means peaceful and militant alike!

ACCELERATION Edition

Interactive map:
https://vtwbg.github.io/

Introductory blurb for new anons (Test version, subject to change):
https://rentry.org/vtwbg-intro

CURRENT GOAL(S):
- Maps!
- NO TIMELOOPS
- Chuubanite doc
- Name Oceans and Seas, possibly make new names for continents

>Note that the map isn't set in stone.
>Greentexts of your generals' lore in /vt/ land are much appreciated.
>Flags made for the region your oshi rules over are also appreciated.

THREAD REP TRIPCODE:
>/∞/: !XcNdwMsONs, !np2UIvxwi. (backup)
>/pcclg/?: !!S9vZSg00/Br
>/meat/: !!J7IsvbPoQE1

CLIMATE & TECTONICS POSTS (AIDS LORE/PLACEMENT):
Ocean Currents:
https://rentry.org/rvqz9
Weather Systems:
https://rentry.org/nnvbx
Climate Analysis:
https://rentry.org/vtwbg-climate
Tectonic Plates and their Movements
https://rentry.org/dmkyc
Geologic Provinces:
https://rentry.org/ztaf99

FLAG POSTS:
https://rentry.org/ah74h

LORE ARCHIVE:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1HM_UK-qNKXQgFH-ixcWsCC3oAgBnFrxCKRPXdKiPMwQ/edit?usp=sharing

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Anchor post for any story/map/lore. Please reply here for archival purposes. Anchored posts in the last thread will be archived within a day.
If you will be using a rentry link, please use
>http://rentry.org/
instead of .co, as the latter is filtered as spam.
Thank you!
Please also report if there's outdated/missing lore in OP!

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Anchor post for issues to be voted on next time.

>Vote Results
https://rentry.org/44do6
https://rentry.org/np9ke
>Bylaws
https://rentry.org/kuygt
>Vote post archive
https://rentry.org/ofx2x

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CURRENT PROMPTS
Feel free to submit your own prompts to inspire others!

>Clothing
What does the average Joe wear daily? Any formal dress impacted by tradition/culture? Is fashion being split by class or regional differences? Climate or other fantastical wackery making certain attire a necessity? Paint us a clearer picture of who you'll see walking through the streets!
>Food
What crops do your people grow for consumption? What about the food you import, and from where? Do you have unique delicacies? What are the common snacks or meals for the working class, or the rich and powerful? Any food reserved for ritual purposes? How about etiquette when eating? Any special practices during mealtime?
>Entertainment
What kinds of entertainment is popular for your people? How important are they seen as part of life? Do different class people have sufficiently different tastes? How much do the chuuba gods play a role in these entertainments?
>Religion
What religious rituals does your nation have to worship its deities? What's the religious structure look like? What's the official stance on other faiths?
>Alcohol and Drink
what do your people drink and what's is it made from? what sort of culture is there around drinking in your split?
>Development
What are your nation's current goals now? What are you trying to aim for in your development? Would said development make your people happy?
>Funeral Rites
How do your people observe the death of one of their own? What kind of ceremonies are held? How are their belongings handled?
>Music
What kind of musical instruments/music does your nation make/use?
>Name
Does your thread's nation have any naming conventions? What are people named, and why? Do names have meaning? Do people have surnames, and how are those derived?
>Politics
How does the balance of power look in your nation? who are the ruling/most powerful class? Who are they competing with?
>Superstition/Folklore
What sort of superstitions/folklore do your nation's people have, as in, are there things that the people believe in or things they think they know to be real that are not real on a meta level? What are omens of good or bad fortune? What mythical monsters lurk in the forests, or in the depths of the sea? Do some foods or materials have to be prepared in a certain way before they are seen as fit to use?
---
>Special
We are making a /vtl/ team! Here are the current suggestions:
https://rentry.org/team-vtwbg
Suggest and add to it!

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>Anchor post for the chuubanite rework. PLEASE KEEP ALL DISCUSSION ON THE MECHANICS OF CHUUBANITE TO THIS REPLY CHAIN. Anons who do not wish to see chuubanite debates should hide this post.

Current proposal: https://rentry.org/q92vo (WIP)

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>>27865686

>> No.27865750
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Alice, Today I am going to help you figure out somethings and get your feet wet; as well as work with the Dragoon should he show up.

>> No.27865796

>>27865603
Formally define what a rep officially is and all that the role details and by laws with it.

>> No.27865888

>>27865750
Ok!! What did you have planned???

>> No.27865974

>>27865888
I haven't planned or written anything. What I am asking you to do is talk to me about what you need help with and how I can help you.

>> No.27866023

Also it's been a while since the /vtl/ anon was last seen. Is he ogey?

>> No.27866076

>>27865974 (me)
I'm pulling in Retrobro in particular with this, because he had the most to say about this. Maybe I should ask you a question? Detail to me exactly what you were thinking about NijiMales and 2434. It's fine to have them under an "Empire" in my opinion but you need to treat them as seperate states.

>> No.27866289

>>27865686
>>27831813
gonna leave this here since the previous one didn't get noticed. also, my thoughts on the questions the guy i was talking to some time ago didn't seem to get any response, so in case he didn't notice it >>27828460

>> No.27866379

Ok!!!!
>Nijimales as its own seperate shogunate that while economical tied and cooperates sometimes, works for its own interests.
>Nijimales has a navy that is coastal defense and similar army to 2434. it is poorer.
>rivalry between both nations armies means hard to cooperate even if for similar cause. Daimyos from both fight each other.
>the two shoguns themselves hate each other
>Different economies, Nijimales is more mining focused while 2434 relies on cash crops and farming (lumber too).
>refugees from other nijisanji male livers make up a large proportion, which makes cultural tenses a problem. maybe some xenophobia.

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>reads up on /vrt/ for the upcoming visit
>thers quite a bit
Ah. This is nice. I can also say that the expedition from /rose/ is back from now so I dont even have to build a FUCKLOAD OF BOATS

>> No.27866572

>>27866379
>>Nijimales as its own seperate shogunate that while economical tied and cooperates sometimes, works for its own interests.
Good. That works perfectly.
>>Nijimales has a navy that is coastal defense and similar army to 2434. it is poorer.
Also good, some explantion will be needed for why they are poor but 2434 isn't
>>rivalry between both nations armies means hard to cooperate even if for similar cause. Daimyos from both fight each other.
Really like that, border disputes probably cause a lot of issues and local wars. You will need to change the 2434 army lore slightly.
>>Different economies, Nijimales is more mining focused while 2434 relies on cash crops and farming (lumber too).
Good, I think that addresses some concerns
>>refugees from other nijisanji male livers make up a large proportion, which makes cultural tenses a problem. maybe some xenophobia.
From a nation perspective, that is an interesting dynamic but does it reflect the thread?

So from what I understand, Rikun is the Emperor of an Empire than has two large feuding vassals.

>> No.27866726

>>27866572
>Rikun is the Emperor of an Empire
idk about that. CEOs are definitely not /here/ so IMO their status as Emporer/rulers should be apocryphal. Instead, the Emperor claims he is a descendent/nominee.

>> No.27866736

>>27866572 (me)
I do raise some questions, does this reflect the relationship between both friends in /vt/ or just based on how worldbuilding works? I maintain the stance that there needs to be some degree of seperation between the two and lean towards worldbuilding as long as you get the culture correct. Furthermore, I need to know what Nijimales diplomatic stance is compared to 2434

>> No.27866816

>>27866726
Well.. the way i wrote him was not as /here/ but as this semi-divine entity that doesn't do anything besides drink and accelerate.

>> No.27866885

>>27866726
For the record, as silly as he is written, I think giving the writer some leeway here is fine with the way he is written.

>> No.27866940

>>27866736
>both friends in /vt/ or just based on how worldbuilding works?
Thats what confuses me... i want others to weigh in too. I think they are more isolationist diplomatically.

>> No.27866989

>>27866816
If they are not /here/ they should not be represented as in Vitubia. It's not a balancing thing. As a rule chuubas or any entities in real life should affect/interact with Vitubia only via indirect means unless they are /here/ or heavily implied as here.

>>27866885
Agree to a degree as long as it is caveated as apocryphal. Feels like it breaks what's already established if the CEO is physically in this world

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Also for the record, here is the map she made that uses the updated borders agreed upon (still needs the vote but nijireps agreed)

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>>27866989
Yes. This isnt character lore world unless there is so little to go off of you have to use it (which is what i did with risu or else it would be purely the sex empire) this is meant to reflect the 4chan threads.

>> No.27867170

fine... i just thought it was funny but i will just have it be a descendant.

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>>27866023
its 3beat who is the one out camping i think?

>>27866076
hmm? anything i can help with?

>> No.27867215

>>27867104 (me)
Keep in mind DSW will likely fit somewhere in 2434 as that was my plan along with luxnoc taking EN general land.

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>as well as Gemstones like Quartz and Amethyst.
WERE COMING FOR YOUR NUTS AND CUMMING IN YOUR BUTTS PRETTY GEMS PRETTY GEMS PRETTY GEMS PRETTY GEMS PRETTY GEMS PRETTY GEMS PRETTY GEMS

>> No.27867293

>>27866379
>>27867213
Just go over this with me and see what you think. I'm trying to talk it out with her to make sense.

Also, this:
Should a thread's relationship with a thread in /vt/ itself represent it in the world or should the writer be allowed to decided given that this is worldbuilding and if that were the case, some threads would have like 20 allies.

>> No.27867385

>>27867293
risuners have like 8 allies or something at this point. so go ham bro

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>>27867170
Don't get us wrong. The idea is pretty funny but it is a pre-established and pretty important rule, sorry

>>27867133
Oh right Risuner I wrote something about festivals and fairgrounds in /who/ that might be of use to your logs. If you want to write about any particular festival let us know. We can probably pull one out of our arse.

>> No.27867431

>>27867293
not him but while it is fine to take into account that, they need to operate in their own interests as well so if she has them feuding in this world, it makes sense.

>> No.27867500

>>27867409
If its in the archives ill search it up after im done with the retro bros. I think hoomans would kind of realize that Jayawan wants to topple your society on its ass.

>> No.27867550

>>27867385
The major worry with Alice and really Nijiisland is the way we are set up in a defensive pact against hostile attacks. Now, I've made it clear that this is because of lore reasons (catalog) and because I was told by Holoreps they would support ahoy merely by being in Hololive.

What I don't think most understand is that it will be impossible to coordinate such a coalition over such a large area, which makes much of it moot.

>> No.27867579

>>27867293
Both by how threads interact with each other and the Geopolitics of Vitubia. /meat/ and /morig/ has no beef or even interaction on this board as far as I know but they are rivals in Vitubia both due to religious differences, history and such

>> No.27867633

For retrobro
>Can onobots nut?
>Are your gems readily available in markets?
>What kind of nuts are available if any?
>Will you accept nuts as currency?
>Do you still wanna draw sexy risuners?
>A good place to land our boats?
>Anything else that i missed?

>> No.27867645

>>27867579
Ok, then I have no problem in how she is currently setting it up like two vassals that begrudgingly work together when they have to.

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>>27867500
Just remember, Walls have ears

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>>27867579
>nobody visits /risu/ before
>i come to this thread
>invade other threads by hornyposting, most recently in /uuu/
Kek

>> No.27867761

>>27867662
And this one particular risuner cares for your people and therefore wants to start a revolution unless given a reason not to. The ambition and passion on Jayawan is unrivaled. Also ears are pointless if you cant understand the language.

>> No.27867784

Senpai, why do I need to explain the wealth difference? One is isolationist economically and diplomatic while the other seeks expansion and wealth? (before anyone thinks, i mean in trade and economics with expansion). Aren't the valuable spices and cash crops worth more than the metals?

>> No.27867803

>>27867293
your nation can have relationships independent on what threads your thread is on "good terms" with or not. if not than there is no way we all would be sitting in /risu/ right now so just because /nijimale/ and /2434/ have overlap and share soem anons amogn themselves should not auto translate into that the nations have to be friendly to each other and pursue similar goals in everything. it does however not mean that it cannot be factored in when you think about relations your own nation might have.

as for the rikun thing, i agree that this should actually fall under the heavenly realm and not Vitubia for 2 reasons: 1. we don't want a bunch of demigod immortals roaming around that kind of offset stuff and if you don't make them immortal it also makes little sense since even if stuff moves at the speed of plot, time is still a thing, your ruler would die of old age at some point. 2. it brings in the issue of where to cut the line, first we get rikun and tanigo, next its prolific managers like ENma or whateger the /aeg/ one was called again. then what about 3d people in relation to vtubers like connor or naggz. so i personaly think its best to leav eit out in the first place. That said, if implemented well i also do not see this as an absolute as we already have the presence of /here/tubers already

>> No.27867842

>>27867784
No no Alice, I am trying to get you to explain and then write this into lore. I could figure the answer out but I wanted YOU to explain it to me so that I knew you understood.

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>>27867761
>unless given a reason not to
Being detained and starting a major diplomatic incident is a good reason I can think of right now.
>Also ears are pointless if you cant understand the language.
Our libraries aren't just for the sake of archiving...

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>>27867918
So either hoomans show off a festival of some kind to prove that your country isnt a big concentration camp or risuners are gonna go into OH SHIT mode and fight or run the fuck away?

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So the route planned for retro bros. Fastest way to get there and islands to stop by if food supplies become an issue.

>> No.27868220

https://rentry.org/4twrt
I did some changes to economy at the bottom, tell me if it works...

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>>27868036
Depends on what his schemes are. If the officers that are on squirrel-watching duty find his plans utterly ridiculous (which IMO is the most likely scenario) then they would simply do nothing and let Jayawan figure out /who/ is more fun than he thinks. If they thinks he presents a credible threat then efforts will be made to show him we don't need any changin'. Ifsome how the R.I.D think he is a potentially serious destabilizing force then I'd recommend him to not drink or eat anything offered to him. In most scenario, they would try to not overblow it and try to leave a good impression to Jayawan and by extention /risu/.

>> No.27868382

>>27867803
She has Rikun set up as how the Japanese Emperor was during the Sengoku Period, which means without any say in anything and just viewed as a divine entity. It is written so that he never leaves the palace nor interacts with anyone.
>>27868220
that's good. The touch subtly shows that they are different. Can I ask if both navies are one (I think you basically said that nijimales has no real fleet so its 2434's fleet) and if the armies are different? Like what is the Imperial army? Do both shoguns have power over it?

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>>27867550
the statement of holo countries to defend ahoy simpyl because they are hololive is honestly dumb and has no reasoning in this world but that is just me.

>>27867633
Onobots cannot nut but our country is msotly made up of "normal" people, lots of eccentric peopel tho liek burly man in girly dresses ect because they think it makes their work better ect.

yes our gems, mostly Quartz and Amethyst, are readily available for purchase and sicne we import lots of stuff you should also be able to get your hands on other gems too.

we would have a wide range of the common nuts due to imports as well but for the msot common stuff that is also local it would be peanuts as well as retro nuts(brazil nuts)

Onobots will accept nuts as currency and will pay in your stead for stuff, ergo you want something, onobot buys it with coinage, you then buy it form him with nuts.

YES, if risuners would decline this than onobots would be incredibly sad, they will however only produce bad scribbles that look liek a 10 year old drew soemthing in MSpaint

the 2 dozen onobots awaiting you are in the port of Capital(onobots where never allowed to name a city after this one)

the Retro Reich is a pretty freedom loving nation, as long as you have the consent of involved parties you are pretty free to do as you please. this does involve sex with the locals, in fact some workshop people who believe animal characteristics make work superior will probably actively seek you guys out. Our msot notable feature is that we have big markets where workshops and merchants paddle normal stuff but also huge stuff of retro stuff from all over the world as well as such stuff modified so if you want you can have a fun shopping spree for all kinds of weird stuff, sex swings with extra padding, inefficient gunswords, some old deadbeat cannon modified to shoot cool skull shaped bullets ect. if you wanna read up a bit of on the world there are spdierweblike temple of the dreamweaver scholars that also act as open librarys and for a small entracne fee you can also visit museums that they run that show exhibits from stuff around the world.

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>>27868500
This is gonna be better than I expected holy shit.

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>>27868500
I think every Hooman itt would agree that we won't come to the rescue of /ahoy/ or even sell any materiel to them. While a full-scale invasion of Eastern Holo Continent would be concerning to us, a war over /ahoy/'s piratical practices definitely would not be. A few scholars and travelers would come to observe and record it. That would be the extent of our involvement.

>> No.27868732

https://rentry.org/uxorm
fixed the army, now its even worse because of a dual command structure!!! Senpai, can you fix the navy???

>> No.27868772

>>27868143
our merchants in /risu/ should give directions towards the capital and ocne you get to our waters our navy can escort you there easily, if you are in need of food they should easily share with you

>> No.27868795

>full-scale invasion of Eastern Holo Continent
Fucking what?!

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>>27868795
Just a hypothetical situation, pay it no mind

>> No.27868860

>>27868772
Ah yeah. I'm being driven somewhere right now so phoneposting but which city are you guys in again? I will make a list of all foreign powers in /risu/ as well as location once I'm back home.

>> No.27868878

>>27868719
The scenario was that Ahoy is causing nijisanji problems so we attack the islands off their coast, not invade them proper.
>>27868732
Got it, I will also make sure to include the political problems too that you have set up in both of the things you rewrote.

>> No.27868879

>>27868500
sorry for the incoherent writing, i got a bit over excited

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I slept for about 4 hours, didn't have bad dreams which was surprising since I thought something might have been pissed off at me when a candle I lit set a fire alarm off. about 1500 words so far. sad that I won't really be posting it in this thread since it's not worldbuilding nora.
Glad all the rep stuff seemingly got sorted out!

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>>27868860
we are in Demeter, we have our own port office including wharehouses, a dock for repairs ect, basicly its own district

>> No.27868965

>>27868879
It's alright. It's enough to go off of. Also wtf are gunswords? That sounds kind of badass.

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OK!! So I think everyone should be less worried about me now with it set up the way it is. Thanks senpai and other friends for helping.

>> No.27869141

I changed the navy to include this
>While the navy draws recruits from across both of the Shogunates, and uses material from both, most of the funding comes from the richer Mononobe Shogunate, as the Shoichi Shogunate refuses to fund more than port defense for its own realm. This causes the navy to operate in the interests of expansionist interests of the Mononobe clan.

Reduced ship numbers slightly with frigates and lighter craft

>> No.27869169

So it looks like I have a choice. Either I comply with /nasa/'s objective to eat and domesticate natives into livestock or I'm fired as representative. This isn't what I planned for /nasa/ at all. I wish we had more Sanalites interested in the project.

>> No.27869228
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>>27868965
stuff like picrel, tho they also exists in version that shoot sideways of the sword or from the handle down.

super inefficient, inaccurate, basicly impossible to reload while in combat but they look cool and make kapow

also got maces where the headpiece is filled with explosives and can be ignited to go off like a ridiclous large grenade. super hard to ignite in combat. basicly means throwing away your weapon, can potentially not even go off and are also dangerous and heavy so high chance to hurt yourself if you don't get to throw it far enough but they go fucking KABOOM and thats cool

>> No.27869262

>>27869100
I like you Alice.
T.Risuner

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>>27869228
ehh i meant this with picrel

>> No.27869283

>>27869100
I'm not going to completely agree until other anons sign off on what was changed. But I do think there shouldn't be much concern about abuse anymore considering the internal issues that are now present. I mean, having the only profressional force in your army divided into two commands is a TERRIBLE idea, not to mention I can see the navy not helping nijimales as much because of the grudge.

>> No.27869330

>>27869262
Thanks!!!!! I like you too, you are a fun poster, but i like my senpai more so don't get any ideas ;D

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>>27869169
Sanalite Rep, you've gotta put a bit of pep to ya step! Walk right up to that C.Sanalite, look him in his eyes, and ask him very politely to please consider your proposal for squirrel diplomacy! and if that doesn't work you can write a smut fic of you dominating him as a plot of political intrigue, but don't tell him I said that

>> No.27869373

>>27869228
As unga bungas this would unironically be a massive upgrade to risuners. Hell this is what could give them the start to producing their own guns if they buy them in large quantities. Which I could see them doing. One man's trash is another man's treasure so risuners might actually be going ham on those old guns and think "look everyone we have guns now we upgraded from unga bungas"

>> No.27869419

I'm going to write about 2434's diplomatic policies so that others can understand.... Nijimales is isolationist

>> No.27869630

>>27869360
Sana's orders are absolute. She wants to cook Risu into a squirrel satay. If I disobey Sana then I'm a mozzie and will be exiled from /nasa/. We have to cook Risuners.

>> No.27869631

>>27869330
Don't worry my nuts are for rose sexpais exclusive use unless he ever gets bored of me but yeah have fun and keep It up. inb4 I nut in your senpai

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>> No.27869654

>>27869283
my one issue i still see is.

what if a /nijimale/ rep comes actually in and wants his nation to be its own thing.

because the way you wrote them is so interwoven into each other that it would be impossible to just suddenly have them be seperated without basicly needing to void all existing lore.

and that was kind of the core of the issue, to NOT have the 2 nations merge into 1 nation

>> No.27869674

>>27869630
Satay doesn't exclusively mean squirrel. But let the war begin I guess.

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>>27869373
>One man's trash is another man's treasure
welcome to the Retro Reich, that is why we have this massive navy and merchant force, so we can secure all the old and memorable stuff of other nations and tinker with them to our hearts content and see what cool shit we can make with it.

do note however if you buy stuff that has been modified with our chuubanite that it will most likely loose its effectiveness over time unless you go ahead and buy new chuubanite from us

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>>27869141
1st rates are really expensive to maintain and run. If you mean they are in deep storage then fine. Even Britain in the mid-18th century was only able to maintain a few on active duty. There are piratical problems for /2434/ but depending on the threat the emphasis should most likely be put less on ships-of-the-line, but on frigates and other more nimble vessels.

>> No.27869886

>>27869654
They aren't though, if you read between the lines, they do not get along and are only "friends" because of economics and hertiage. Nothing is stopping anyone from coming in and breaking away completely because the truth is there is no way of preventing that from a military perspective with how shit the army is. Alice has it set up like we did in the south, meaning that the "Emperor" is useless and the Empire is an Empire in name only.

>> No.27869953

>>27869828
I actually wanted to reduce it to like 1 first rate and have a bunch of 74's like she planned but I want her to sign off.

>> No.27870062

>>27869953 (me)
Also I was accounting for mothballed ships when I wrote that too. Forgot to mention that. I would like to see how large the other navies are too.

>> No.27870274

>>27869886
ehh i will take your word for it, i honestly just read is quickly since i got liek 3 things happening atm while my oshi does a rare karaoke guerilla i don't wanna miss out on

>> No.27870401

>>27870062
Well because we initially "thought" /who/ is only less than a century old in-universe in my notes (so never posted here) I had it fairly small because we are primarily a land power, with 26 frigates and 4 ships-of-the-line. It's not really set in stone since I do plan on writing more on our Navy. A better comparison of /2434/ would be to /morig/ but I don't think they ever mention any concrete numbers

>> No.27870448

>>27869674
The only thing that was preventing Sanalites from eating natives was Principal Alex. However that mozzie had to be removed from office because he switched his priorities from the prime objective. Without citizenship Alex can only work in the mines. Alex's posts online will also be surpressed by the algorithms. So he has no way of gathering support. And if he tries to gather support in person then those Sanalites will also get surpressed in the algorithms and lose their speech. Effectively the social credit implementation has been a success. Toxic Sanalites online will be silenced. Leaving only Sanalites loyal to the government freedom to speak and associate.

This also affects businesses. If a business serves a toxic Sanalite then they can get shadowbanned from the public sphere as well. If you're not on the public listings then you can't get served. So you better not disagree with anybody if you want to keep your business open.

>> No.27870558

>>27870401
Yeah, what does inf look like too? I'd like concrete numbers here because when I made it at first, I was operating under the assumption that that many ships of the line were needed.

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>>27870558
Writing any concrete force figures is a rare practice ITT I'm afraid. The only fleet they have gone into detail is the central fleet but they only mentioned they have 2 steam ships.

>> No.27871023

>>27870448
So have you eaten hoomans? Gonna eat luknights or deadbeats or even saplings?

>> No.27871036

Anons, I'm not the /HAHA/ rep, just a dragoonbeat. But re-reading the sub-species document and the Pomerlane saga, I have an idea on how to work it in. What if it pulled a page from rosebud, and we were dealing with basically two populations, one more visible and one more hidden. Magnus' kingdom is made up of homogeneous standard humans, settles the lowlands and valleys of the land, and is more expansionist. The draconic people live higher in the barren mountains, where humans would have trouble surviving, have this multi species society and mostly keep to themselves. I think this would allow Magnus to do everything he does in the saga, except there are now draconic people living in the HAHA mountains. Perhaps the Magnus kingdom represents dragoons from /NijiEN/, more recent settlers, while the draconic people represent the /HAHA/ natives.
What do you think Pomerlaneanon? Do you think that could work?
To be honest I've always been a bit bothered the dragoons were just humans when being specific creatures is so important to their identity, but I didn't want to bring it up because I write for another thread, and it feels like jerks were piling stuff on you back then... I think this can work if we discuss it. Basically, the goal is to rework those subspecies so nothing in the Pomerlane saga needs to be modified.

>> No.27871209

>>27871036
Good idea, I think that works especially given the circumstances. And you are correct about the Kingdom, it is my romanticization of the old days. It kind of does represent both threads too.

>> No.27871234

>>27871023
Not yet. Charlie apparently tasted dead beat from behind my back. Which whoever made that had no knowledge of preparing deadbeat. I was going to give Charlie a good backstory but fuck him.

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>>27869647
>>27869674
IT'S HAPPENING NORA

>> No.27871452

>>27871234
Deadbeat meat would be very jard to make tasty, what with the low fat content, low hydration, and toughened collagen connective tissue. Maybe cooked sous-vide for two or three days with a ton of tasty sauce.

>> No.27871484

NATIVES I BEG OF YOU!!! THE WORLD EATING DOGS HAVE COME TO EAT YOU ALL!!! YOU MUST BAND TOGETHER AND DESTROY THE INVADERS BEFORE THEY REBUILD!!! NOW'S YOUR-

*long distance gun shot*

>> No.27871589
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27871589

Hey guys, I just read that you all needed a rep for /haha/. I don't know if there's one already, or even if the lore is written, but I wrote some pieces of lore for /haha/, especially for the army:
https://rentry.org/haha-orbat
https://rentry.org/moonglaive-handbook
At some point, I even wrote about the organization of society, but I don't know if it's of any use now. Sorry for the blogpost, and please let me know if you need any help!

>> No.27871642

>>27871405
Luckily there's a nation full of military like people ho would love to attack them. Not to mention deadbeats. And luknights might want in on the action. Im sure saplings don't appreciate logging efforts and would prefer if they didn't have to deal with them at all. I think risuners could turn everyone against the spacemen with enough negotiation.

>> No.27871742

>>27871209
Nice, I'm glad to hear that. I'm still out camping, but when I'm back I could help you and dragoon rep write a connective piece laying out the two peoples in the country. I'm thinking I could draw some inspiration from the Ainu or the Sami, but with a less unequal power balance with regards to the immigrant population.

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27871753

https://rentry.org/drdda
Here is the Shogunate's foreign policy (2434)
>>27865549

>> No.27871797

>>27871589
Post it nevertheless and work it out with Polmenon, I'd say.

>> No.27871805

>>27871589
Thanks for stopping by but those pieces are impossible to include because the tech timeline is 1750.

>> No.27871862 [DELETED] 

>>27871589 (me)
>>27865549
Forgot to anchor

>> No.27871866

>>27871589
I'd just advise reading this piece written and building from there with panon
https://rentry.org/9fqxg

>> No.27871891

>>27871452
I think its too soon to catch Risuners but that's just me. Deadmeat meet is practically useless but their blood and marrow are succulent. Problem is /nasa/ is run by idiots that don't know how to season and prepare meat. Maybe Charlie can be a candidate but he needs to harden the fuck up and get over not eating what he kills.

>> No.27871942

>>27871805
Yes, we discussed that in /haha/. It would not be anything modern, just a glorified version of guerrilla warfare against a superior enemy.

>> No.27871948

I mean, honestly on a meta level we can't really have a war with /nasa/ once a war begins, the glives come off in terms of technological espionage, and their technology would start being stolen, unless they fully quarantined themselves to the station. Some buggy or prodding rod would get stolen eventually, and that's electricity figured out, and our whole technological level messed up.
So you treerrats and cunts better figure out a way to make this work out, you have a team of expert deadbeat diplomats to hell yall out towards a peaceful resolution.

>> No.27871965

>>27871589
Welcome, did we talk earlier here? Anyways I will be honest, those two cannot be lore because they are at least a century or two ahead from everyone else in tech. I am willing to work with anything else.

>> No.27871992

>>27871642
>Deadbeats team up with meat heads to enslave all Sanalites into livestock.
Payback's a bitch.

>> No.27872094

>>27871942
That's fine and all, but I think you should have consulted the lore already written before making that because Panon has wrote so much and has done your thread really well that i would consult him and his lore first before mixing it up.

>> No.27872137

>>27871948
One risuner killed might not seem a lot but it's a small group and they are like family after being on a boat for so long. That's why their reaction would be so heavy. They would demand extremely high retribution or literally start a war. I did mention this before.

>> No.27872148

>>27871589
Pomerlane senpai is already the rep, who told you that???? Welcome either way, senpai is very helpful.

>> No.27872191

>>27871891
Oh, deadbeat marrow has very high levels of Mori-type chuubanite. It would probably knock a normal human out, or send him into a berserk state. Marrow from a priest or priestess might kill them outright, be careful about that... You could dissolve a gram of it in a big soup to get a bearable psychoactive effect and help thicken it.

>> No.27872224

>>27872148
>>27835482
>>27833544

>> No.27872252

>>27872148
No, Panon is a writer for /HAHA/ he's not their rep, we went over this yesterday.

>> No.27872268

>>27871965
Thank you, I wrote those two pages thinking they were situated in 1850 kek, I found something I have written months ago, idk if it'll be of any use though:
rentry.org/haha-religion
>>27872094
Yeah, I read it. Looks great honestly, I would have never thought up about any of that. All of the stuff I've written are months old.
>>27872148
>>27826808 thank you desu

>> No.27872275

>>27872148
alice that statement is not true we went over this at lenght last thread

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>>27871405
Good

>> No.27872307

>>27872268
jesus fucking christ wrong post again
>>27833544

>> No.27872313

>>27872224
>>27872252
Whatever, but reading this makes me feel like an anti did this to cause problems for senpai. No one was at each others throats??? I just got bonked...

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>>27872268
>All of the stuff I've written are months old.
Wait... then why did you never post it here?

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>>27872268
Well, what would you like to work on? I am all ears and can fill you in with whatever you need.

>> No.27872408

>>27872313
yes we already went over this when the other dragoon ealier came in.

some anti did this to stirr trouble but the /haha/ people so far have been pretty chill about it all, brought in what they wrote in their won thread and are already in talks with Panon how they can incorporate some of that stuff well fitted into the lore

>> No.27872413

>>27872368
I wanted for everything to be ready before I posted it, looking back now it was pretty retarded of me

>> No.27872421

I want to pet a /HAHA/ dragon.

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>>27872313
NGL, I was confused when I saw that post too considered it was you getting bonked by everyone and me being corrected about what a rep is.

>> No.27872475
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Im gonna do the retro log now. Hopefully I dont get stuck.

>> No.27872507

>>27872413
You might want to untag what you did just anchor though LOL.

>> No.27872512

We must warn the other nations about the alien world eater dogs!

>> No.27872516

>>27872380
Thank you. Have you written anything about the composition of society in /haha/?

>> No.27872554

>>27872516
In what ways to be precise?

>> No.27872605

>>27872512
[Spoiler] that's the risuner backup plan [/spoiler]

>> No.27872611
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>>27872421
It'll cost you

>> No.27872624

>>27871753
>Two internal factions dominate diplomacy
>Both have opposing interests.
That's spicy.

>> No.27872644

>>27872605
Fucking phoneposting

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>>27872605
Phone posting again? Risuner?

>> No.27872675

>>27872554
Basically some sort of caste system, maybe the lower you go, the more different are the beliefs of everyone

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>>27872605
>>27872644
(You) still get this as is tradition in our threads.

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>>27872413
i do get it i too first threw some stuff in my thread around of what the nation could be before i got in here.

sadly the military stuff is too advanced for the setting but Panon set some cool lore up that should be a good base to build on.

there was also a dragoon before with a rentry about a dragon subspecies wich is beign tried to fit into the lore right now and your peoples religious rentry also should be fine as is for the world

welcome aboard

>> No.27872719

>>27872675
As of now, i have it sort of similar but I never defined that. The King is at the top followed by the powerful nobility. I made it a war like society, if that helps you understand.

>> No.27872819

>>27872719 (me)
I'd recommend if you are interested at looking at my lore docs (Don't bother reading act one of the saga, won't help you act 2 might) just to get a feel about everything that is going on. https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vRbjyPu0Z3QmezZuL8jbtqRhzHz78ceQH1qlGhKfiG_V0q4R7FAN_maEIPzib4gG6D8MFQl-2R_K05y/pub

>> No.27872892

Alice, I've went over what you did and I think you have made it more balanced and interesting. Nijireps are always great and you live up to it even though you said you didn't feel like it!

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>>27872892
THX!!!

>> No.27873006

>>27872693
Yup I'll try to get something that looks like what Panon wrote. Also thank you again
>>27872719
I've thought about /haha/ being a kingdom that forcibly enforces their religion above the people? Even with the king uniting the people, there would still be religious factions fighting for power behind the scenes.

>> No.27873069

>>27872819
Oh thanks!! I definitely need to catch up on the lore

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i am in a fucking good mood

i feel i should include some grand karaoke event for our nation where its not about singing well but giving it your all

>> No.27873131

>>27872605
Risuners aren't very good at keeping secrets...

>> No.27873198

>>27873080
Good for you. I have to prepare for battle.

>> No.27873245

>>27872191
so basically, it's hard to eat deadbeats and be satisfied with the taste. /meat/ sees deadbeat bones as a valuable resource for our fleshwrights, but if your syrup blood is sufficiently tasty, there might be some use in letting you die mercifully as the result of blood loss from a thousand small wounds. you're welcome.

>> No.27873399

So what's the end game for defeating /nasa/? You can hole them up inside the ship to prevent them from leaving. Force Sanalites to expend all of their ammunition. And when they run out force them to surrender. The problem is they have food and water inside. So Sanalites could last forever inside the ship. We'll have to make friends on the inside. We need Mozzies.

>> No.27873429

>>27873006
I have a solution, the King is the Head of the Religion. If you want something like the Papacy, I can try to edit that around a little (would be a little hard).

I will also be real about dragon subspecies, I support what Dragoonbeat wrote about them being recluses because out of my own personal limitations, I cannot write about subspecies of humans in battle because I will have someone who knows fantasy more than me tell me I am wrong and it will just be a mess.

>> No.27873510

>>27873429 (me)
You can also work in this bit about religion at present day because my Saga is 10 years behind the world right now and I can have it change because of the effects of this war.

>> No.27873568

>>27873080
Did my diplomacy make more sense with the seperate shogunates????

>> No.27873623

>>27872678
Is she just a massive brat? IDK I only watch Mika and Rosemi.
>>27873131
no shit.
>>27873399
Burn all the shit around them and force them to expend all their resources sounds like a good idea.

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>>27873623
She is the biggest troll in EN, Risuner, you know who this is. She is unironically one of Risu's best friends. Here is a hint.

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>>27873672
Honestly ive seen clips but not watched streams. I thought enna was the trolling shitposting fuck. She was the one i was gonna check out next. Btw in case it wasnt obvious enough I love shitposting trolls.

>> No.27873767

>>27873623
Problem is /nasa/ has enough greenhouses and water treatment to feed their station for tens of thousands of years. We can burn their shit. But unless we destroy their resources inside they can wait us out. And once winter hits our troops will freeze to death. Then /nasa/ can unleash a counter-attack to reclaim territory.

>> No.27873833

>>27873762
Both of them are, that's why they are BFFS

>> No.27873844

>>27873767
Catapults and siege weaponry.

>> No.27873855

>>27873399
Did comfyanon ever say how strong his cyborg society's tech is at full power? It would require them to sacrifice a lot but we could throw the two high tech people at each other by telling the ecoterrorist cyborgs about all the deforestation.

>> No.27874016

>>27873844
They'll just bounce off Lammington's hull. What we need to do is find a high ranking Sanalite with internet access.

>> No.27874094

>>27874016
Tell the hoomans that now is the time and fucking charge? They have been drooling at an opportunity like this. Hell I think the world has.

>> No.27874175

>>27873429
That would work.
>If you want something like the Papacy, I can try to edit that around a little (would be a little hard).
Nah, I don't think that's needed, my rentry pages are just random thoughts I had some months ago.
>>27873510
Sure, I'll catch up on the lore and maybe go to sleep before doing anything

>> No.27874282

Would risuner scouts be able to run into the forest and discover what ents are without being fucked too hard by the passive plant conversion?

>> No.27874296

>>27873399
so, i have no idea what is going on, and i am still drunk from insomnia, but as far as seiging /nasa/ goes, multiple system failures should be your goal. try to exploit their weakness of losing a bunch of their technology and functionality by overloading the systems they still have, and forcing them into a conflict of deciding which problems to focus on at any given time. as many types of warfare as possible to drain their resources from all sides. pathogens could be effective if they got in, depending on how they worked. during the confusion of battle, you could see if you couldn't get something to successfully infiltrate their defenses, preferably one that spreads fast, and kills slow. i suppose it's only natural to cut them off from any supply line connecting them to the rest of the world. mozzies would definitely be useful, and depending on who else was their current enemies at the time, you might be able to find a few more interesting people to ally yourself with against them. besides that, all i can think of is a constant bombardment and some luck, but it's not supposed to be easy to take over an entire faction in this setting, for good reason. we wouldn't actually want anyone to have something like that permanently remove them from the setting. this is just a thought experiment, done while i can't trust my own thoughts, and can't access half of my memory, please disregard it if you feel like it.

>> No.27874415

Unironically, NASA would have trouble with Steppe Nomads.

>> No.27874459

>>27873767
They don't have the manpower and manufacturing to sustain a large scale counter attack, they could make a spear head and destroy strategic targets at best. But once they get encircled, even if they can break out they will have to leave some tech behind, and the technological gap will begin to narrow very quickly. Their only responses are to either quarantine themselves in the station for decades or even a century until they can build up an army, or sue for peace.

>> No.27874503

>>27874094
Not yet. We're still on /nasa/'s good side. Also if Hoomans charge now we will lose support of our allies. First we need to confirm /nasa/ kidnapped a Risuner. Then bring irrefutable to the other nations. While we still have friendly relations with /nasa/ we should convince one of the Sanalites if we can borrow a few blueprints.

>> No.27874552

>>27874296
The reason why I agreed to offing one of the risuners was because if they insist on it them let them do it. I however did not say there would not be a consequence. And as much as it would make sense to exterminate them all it actually would be more reasonable to do a bunch of bullshit and force their surrender and receive compensation for a lost one along with the swearing that no more risuners will ever be harmed or else the sanalites will be slaughtered to extinction.

>> No.27874669
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27874669

>>27869647
Oh mighty WARanon. Do you have anything you wish to say in the developing situation? Risuners are soon to be at the throats of the spacemen it seems. Do you think there will be a clear winner? Please share with me your thoughts.

>> No.27874708

>>27874669
i am not WARanon, but my advice is simple. Atiilla the Squirrel.

>> No.27874739

>>27874503
Alternatively we can spark a rebellion between Sanalites and their government.

>> No.27874766

>>27874708
TF does this mean?

>> No.27874908

>>27865549
Neriah logs ch 1.

Well today is a nice day. The /rose/ expedition just came back and now we get to use their boats to go to the retro reich. They already had a metal man here they call an onobot and he told us about the best place to land. So we already have our route planned and approximate distance we need. Things are so convenient today
The onobot did tell me something about them wanting a female for some reason that involves art. No idea what that means but he also told me that I would fit in perfectly since I love to collect old shit. So this should be FUN!

(Stop at /inf/)
We made a stop here to come visit our old friends. Someone back at /risu/ really does need to send an expedition here on its own since they have lots of cool stuff but sadly that's not my job. I did stay for a few days and like always they were more than happy to exchange nuts with us. Kronies are the best. I really love guys that are sweet but also horny.
Anyway after stacking up on food and giving in to my urges we finally made it back out to sea. Packed up with everything we needed for the long trip I waved goodbye to our kronii friends as we disappeared into the distant ocean.

(Making it to the Capitol)
Our original landing point was met with a bunch of boats. They told us that they have apparently been expecting us? How the heck did they know we were coming? These guys must be psychic or have cool magic. Now I'm even more excited for this place. Collecting cool things AND magic? This is gonna be REALLY FUN!
It took some time but we finally made it to the port they were telling us about. Along the beach were more of those metal onobot people that were just standing there. Probably waiting for us too. Well anyway this is going to be the last part of this log as I set foot on their land and begin normal risuner operations. I expect to have lots of fun and hopefully even exchange some nuts.

>> No.27874957

>>27874766
Simple, go in, burn everything down you can (Horses are key), extract tribute from them to make you leave, or winter comes. Sure they can fix it but the cost will be too great and you will profit from it.

>> No.27875203
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27875203

>>27874908
I await your response retrobro. I made it kind of short on purpose as to let you do whatever the fuck. The next one will be much more in depth about Neriahs ambitions. Like I have been doing more recently with reps I wanted to give her a defined personality to match the supposed destination so a collectors dork seemed perfect. Also Neriah is a woman who is an extremely rarity among risuners for she is in her 30's (yes shes a hag) and is not married. She prefers a single lifestyle and likes to envelop herself in history. Also she has medium tits and ass so no giant booba but not loli either. She loves sex too and actually gets a massive kick for being a "teacher" for those who are virgins or want to practice.
TLDR 3 main goals
1. Collect nuts
2. Exchange nuts with locals (preference on the inexperienced to teach them how to pleasure a woman)
3. Collect old ass shit that looks cool.

>> No.27875216

>>27874296
Another approach to ending the space dog's tyranny would be to change /nasa/'s culture. And to do this we need to force Sanalites to break their Grand Directive. I just figured it out. The TRUE reason why Sanalites are forbidden to court natives is to prevent emotional attachment, not to disrupt the ecosystem. Disrupting the ecosystem is a lie. Removing animals from their homes to put them in a zoo disrupts the ecosystem.

Also there has to be other aliens on /nasa/'s ship. The reason why /nasa/ values high intelligent food is because they can adapt to living in space. But that carries a risk. If the livestock figured out they're livestock then they'll fight to survive.

>> No.27875277

where is rosesenpai...

>> No.27875345
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>>27875216
When the way to defeat the spacemen is through the power of SEX to make them all die of some STD's that risuners dont even know of

>> No.27875371
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>>27875277
Reincarnation process very slow, pls understand

>> No.27875392

>>27874552
why don't they just clone you guys, or ask to receive a few of the undesirables like what /meat/ gets? hell, if they would go all the way to /risu/ for meats, they might as well stop by /meat/ and do trade. or are you saying they should pay for the one risuner that died while they were over there, in which case it doesn't seem too unreasonable for them to just give you some compensation and be done with it. if this is over stolen goods, the moment the cost of defending themselves from those who would try to retrieve their lost value becomes greater than that of the value gained from the stolen goods, it becomes a counterproductive strategy not to compensate. basically, risuners are committing acts of terrorism against /nasa/ for taking valuable commodities without even offering to pay for them. that's just uncivil. they should have offered to pay.

>> No.27875517

>>27875345
The goal is not to kill all spaceman. The goal is to change the minds of the youth to grow attatched to natives. The older Sanalites are a lost cause. They are old dogs who can never be retrained. But separate a pup and you can raise it on your own.

>> No.27875532

>>27875392
We offered to pay in SEX and they refused. And risuners took literally nothing, they just want to explore and see what the hecks up with the spacemen.

>> No.27875557

Is there any place in the archive that details the Kronie fleet?

>> No.27875585

>>27875517
It's not as if there aren't Sanalites who emigrated over to other places. Especially the one place where you can forge your own fate with your own hands.

>> No.27875597

>>27874552
Force Sanalites to end the Grand Directive as a condition of their surrender. They will be forced to teach the rest of the planet how to Space Age.

>> No.27875649

>>27875517
...maybe that was worded a bit improperly but it kind of sounds like you're going to war in order to groom sanalite children

>> No.27875679

>tfw the deadbeat mediator officials sent to ensure a war doesn't accidentally gets started by the Risuners and the Sanallites actually has to do something instead of just being along for the ride.
>tireddeadbeat.png
Shit, I didn't think that far.

>> No.27875698

>>27875597
Do people actually want this? Accelerating tech that fast is boring.

>> No.27875760
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27875760

>sanalites come check the thread
>everyone plotting their downfall

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>>27875760
I am plotting against someone else!!

>> No.27875795

>>27875585
These Sanalites maybe useful. However they lost their access to the station long ago. So all these exiled Sanalites can tell you is based on their memory.

>> No.27875862

>>27875557
All I remember is two steam ships. I cannot remember anything else such as specs, numbers, or types.

>> No.27875909

>>27875795
Oh, I wasn't thinking of them as an asset in some hypothetical war. I was just thinking about the influx of talent and skills to the Serene Republic. And thus the influx of worthy competition from brilliant individuals.

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>>27875792

>> No.27875945
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>>27875698
Risuners just want the sanalites to pay up and apologize for killing one of their own. If they refuse then they want their extermination. Remember that risuners FUCKING LOVE the saplings and they fear that they would be next. Risuners will want to protect the ever loving fuck out of the saplings so hard that spacemen extinction will be the only way to ensure their safety. Not to mention that risuners had their deal with cannibals before thanks to meatheads so this is basically PTSD for them and they dont want a repeat of that. So no as risu rep i am saying that they better pay up with lots of pretty nuts and gems and swear to never harm risuners again or all die. They dont give a shit about the technology but know that other people do.

TLDR protect saplings from evil cannibals by forcing reparations or they go fucking extinct

>> No.27875988

>>27875945
OH THAT REMINDS ME. We are spicing our nuts now!!!

>> No.27876009

>>27875532
wait, you mean to tell me risuners turned down an offering of sex? this is getting complicated. what say the risuners who turned down the sanalite's generous offer to compensate them with their most (second most?) valued commodity? what would be acceptable terms? that cunt sanalite be forced to personally have sex with every risuner in /risu/? twice? i'm sure the rest of /nasa/ would happily throw him under the bus to save their own skin. have you considered giving peace a try?

>> No.27876038

>>27875698
To the victor belongs the spoils. If /nasa/ loses total war then they will have no choice but to either self-destruct or surrender their technology.

>>27875649
Sanalites are dogs that walk on two feet. They have no empathy to natives. They've been groomed inside the station their entire lives. What we need to do is give the youth empathy to natives. That will make them hesitate to kidnap and kill them.

>> No.27876070
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27876070

>>27875988
>spiced nuts
>spiced nut exchange
What the fuck does that mean?

>> No.27876071
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27876071

>>27873762
if you like trolling people:

https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxEewLcgBSctQIodf5f5thsVCpj5DpcsrZ

it was literily the first time we ever saw her change forms and hse just straight up refused to even aknowledge it happening while likign each comment afterwards pointign to it adn then not showing the model again for several streams before doing this over again

and alter she got a differen tmodel again and does the smae with that too, woman literally paid for 2 fully rigged models only to troll her chat

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>>27876009
No the sanalites didnt wanna fuck. Risuners would get in line to hop on space cock but they refuse to because of disease being scary. Risuners WILL give peace a try but like i said before. They dont want a /meat/ repeat happening to them or the saplings, who are right next door.

>> No.27876133

>>27876070
It means we are giving them nuts that we seasoned with spices we have.

>> No.27876175

>>27876071
RETROBRO TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK OF THIS PLEASE!?
>>27874908
>>27875203

>> No.27876218

>>27875862
This fucks with me trying to balance out /2434/'s navy.

>> No.27876330

>>27876116
Befriend the children and teens as much as you can. They are the future citizens of /nasa/. Make the youth love Risuners as friends. Give them a reason to hesitate killing natives. The adults are dogs. There's no chance in persuading them. In fact you can kill Mac and Charlie as they're already in on the plan.

>> No.27876462

>>27876071
WTF this is actually pretty funny. Fuck it im subbed to her if this thread can get me to like rosemi ill check her out too.

>> No.27876483

>>27871753
So basically, your diplomacy depends on your own mood then. You will be a warmonger on day and peaceful another

>> No.27876494

>>27875203
ehh one thing first tho, there are no onobots in /risu/ so it would have been some other folk that told you about the place.

could be the captain int he epilogue of thsi story for example:
https://rentry.org/9rbne

>> No.27876571
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>>27876483
maybe... What's wrong with having fun blowing things up over little reason????

>> No.27876581

>>27876116
i mean, the saplings cannibalize themselves by turning squeebers into food for other saplings, just maybe not the same kinds of saplings, but whatever, i think you misunderstood me when i said that /nasa/ took a risuner without paying for them, and now you guys are committing acts of terrorism against them. ya, the cunt should sacrifice himself and his cadaver to /risu/ sex scientists, and just bite the bullet as far as diseases go. desu, as a /meat/head, i am not entirely against hard necro, and since risuners are a bundle of paraphilic tendencies i'm sure they'll agree more or less.

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27876603

>>27875203
also, what a funyn thing that you luckily speficied that she is unmarried

i almost forgot i had some plans for when risuners ever come to visit. hehehehehe

>> No.27876618

>>27876494
ah i see. So this is BEFORE there was one at demeter. In that case I will assume the kronies told us about them.

>> No.27876672

>>27876218
For the record, I don' think their ironclads are ocean going.

>> No.27876752

>>27876581
Again, if they would agree to that then fine. But even if this did happen they wouldn't want this to happen again. They REALLY don't like the idea of cannibals thanks to meatheads.

>> No.27876825

>>27876752
i hate cannibals too!!!!

>> No.27876899

>>27876618
nononono

i think you are misudnerstanding, the Folk of the Retro Reich are NOT all onobots.

there are onyl a few thousand onobots, the rest of the population is a mix of normal humans, with some subspecies mixed in here and there

that captain is one of our merchant ships captain that is there in demeter, the onobots do not do actual trading themselves

>> No.27876964

>>27876752
>>27876825
but aren't risuners and /meat/heads more or less friends now, even with the cannibalism? regardless, ya, /nasa/ should just hit cunt over the head with a hammer and throw his unconscious body to the squirrels.

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>>27876964
I wasnt in the conversation, i just wanted attention!!

>> No.27877065

>>27876752
>>27876825
Ah you simpleton natives. Allow me to make this clear. Sanalites are aliens. That means you pitifil natives are not the same species as us. To us eating you is like eating a pig. It is not cannibalism. Of course the fools at Kirby Village must know they have bad dinner habits. You're not suppose to play with your food before you eat it. *slurps tongue over lips*

>> No.27877144

>>27876899
Well its good that were discussing it now. Ok so onobots are not actually everywhere and we are dealing with mainly humans. I will keep note of that
>>27876964
They are. But they remember the history of meatheads and realize the immediate of threat of being enemies with cannibals. This to them is not an option.

>> No.27877163

>>27877065
>Alien
What do sanalites taste like?

>> No.27877279
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>>27877144
well the 2 dozen onobots awaiting you at the shore will be basicly your guides for your stay but yes the rest of the population is mainly humans.

if you take a look at the intro for my /morig/ story:
https://rentry.org/dqf5wu

the guys in dresses and the guy that looks identical to deadbeats that loves to roll his R are all in fact citizens of the retro reich

>> No.27877348

>>27877144
also how many risuners are coming roughly and how is the male/female split?

>> No.27877364

>>27877279
How large is your fleet, deadbro?

>> No.27877442

>>27877348
16 female and 15 male. Its always between 30-35 for an expedition team.

>> No.27877476

>>27877065
wait, what about people who come from /jp/? they are practically ultraterrestials.in this setting, right?

>> No.27877486

>>27877163
Our meat is very sweet thanks to our grain heavy diet. There's a good bit of fat to coat the muscles. Some areas like the arms and legs are stringy thanks to human anatomy. Our prized meat is our abs, ribs, and under arms. Perhaps our glutes are edible, but you need lots of time to cook it like a roast or marinade.

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Ok I will be going to work now so save any further uestions about the retro expedition or the potential sanalite war for later. Ill answer shit when I get back.

>> No.27877559

>>27865527

also anchorign this now as the intro piece for the /vrt/-/risu/ story:

„I assume we are in full attendance? Then let us commence this secret meeting to decide this countries fate“
„Thanks RD-439, now then gentle bots, as you all are aware our Queen seems to have become very busy recently and has thus had less time to share her sacred homework with us to spread among the populace“
A big round of murmuring and chatter goes through the assembled Onobots, with a sense of grave, they all agree with this statement.
„It is truly disastrous, ohh Matron Lumi, why have you forsaken us?“
„You idiot, how dare you even think such a thing, the Matron would never forsake us, if anything this just proves as much of her time she must spend on us that she even has to cut down on homework time!“
„Ahh, how could this be, is the end nearing?“
„If I could ask for your silence.“
With their leader standing up and demanding silence, all bots are fixating their lenses on him as the leader begins his speech with open arms.
„Now the matter of the Matrons inte-“
„Excuse me sir?“
The voice of a woman suddenly interrupts the grand display of their leader as a waitress looks at the Onobots annoyed from a bit afar.
„Look we are happy that you have chosen our Store as your place of choice for your little get-togethers each time but each time you meet up you are kinda taking up half the store, wich means less space for our other patrons, so if I could at least ask you to order more than just some water, so we don't just make a loss on this?“
„Ahh, ohh, umm... is there anything you would recommend?“
With a glint of profit in her eyes, the waitress begins to smile
„But of course, for our esteemed onobots I would of course only recommend our most special deluxe package, one for each i presume?“
„...sure.“
„Coming right up, thanks for your patronage.“
And with a skip in her step, the waitress leaves the Onobots back to their meeting.
„U hum, as I was saying, our Matrons intentions aside, the lack of Homework for us to distribute among the population could prove to be fatal to the nation, we must do something about it.“
„Surely, without homework, how could the humans find the motivation to populate.“
„We could be facing a lack of children and near extinction soon if this continues, but what should we do.“
As the onobots look questioning to each other, one sits there with full confidence.
„My fellow bots, if I may have a moment, I think I have information that will prove to be a foolproof solution to this problem.“
„„OHH““ with big anticipation, the onobots look to their fellow brethren.
„You see, I have heard rumors that very soon we will be visited by Risuners that hail from the grand Trade road where we trade with /meat/. These Risuners seem to be an incredibly fertile folk from the reports I have received. All we must do is have homework made of them to inspire our people, and very soon we will receive the greatest boon to our population we have ever seen. It is by all calculations a foolproof plan.“
„This sounds very logical, does anyone have any problems with this plan?“
Not a single hand was raised, and the bots were in full agreement that this was the best plan possibly.
„WAITRESS THE CHECK PLEASE POSTHASTE, WE MUST HURRY TO THE PORT AND DRAW NAKED SQUIRREL PEOPLE TO SAVE THE NATION!!!“

-

At the biggest port of the capital, a bunch of Onobots were standing motionless, looking out to the open sea.
„RG-083, are sure about those rumors of the Risuners?“
„I am certain that I have heard of such a thing, yes.“
„And did these rumors also include a timeframe of when they would come?“
„I am afraid not.“
„So they could be arriving at any moment?“
„That is a possibility, yes“
„Well then we better wait just to make sure.“

And so they waited...

>> No.27877576

>>27877476
My idea is that we came from /jp/ as well but isekai has been retconned. We're natives of this dimension. So we're monsters.

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>>27877364
mate, read again

>> No.27877652

>>27877604
Well shit, posting a skeleton mean that to me.

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Holy shit did I almost sleep through an entire thread?

>> No.27877691

>>27877486
fuck, now i want to eat a sanalite. how about you let /risu/ have a sanalite for consumption if intercourse is so out of the question? or at least let /meat/ have a few slices.
>>27877576
isekai retconned? what do you mean by that? we came from another dimension, that being jp, it's not like there are or were any touhou nations in vitubia or anything, right? or are you talking specifically in terms of timeline, what with sana not being around when vtubers were still a /jp/ thing, right?

>> No.27877707

>>27877364
That's /vrt/anon. I'm deadbro. However, my levels of autism are astronomical, and I've refused to put together a number for the Black Fleet's until I do calcs for the population of the island, the body count of the navy, and the corresponding manufacturing capability of the country. Given we lack a land army proper, the Black Fleet is spread over a very large area, and it's really more like dozens of fleets loosely collaborating, I expect that number to be relatively large.

>> No.27877773

>>27877707
Ok I will rephrase it. Roughly how many ships of the line?

>> No.27877805

>>27877685
This thread has gotten so damn fast...

>> No.27877816

>>27877685
What did you miss?

>> No.27877850

>>27877691
Isekai got retconned from /nasa/ because I wanted us to come from Earth (Terra). Instead we're humanoids who evolved from space dogs somewhere in the /vt/ universe.

>> No.27877918

>>27877685
you missed antis going to haha to start shit with senpai here. Saying we were all fighting as nijireps when i just got bonk

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>>27877816
Went to bed at around 3 AM, so I missed everything after that double bump.

>> No.27878001

>>27877685
Sanalites are not friends. The mask is off. They are dogs who hunt intelligent native species to sate their gluttoness world-eating goddess. We will quarantine them into the tundra where they can never hunt natives ever again.

>> No.27878072

>>27877691
Your priestess can eat Jonathan.

>> No.27878082

>>27877990
I will fill ya in
>One of my antis purposely went to /haha/ to start shit but we have a dragoon writer now so that blew up in their faces
>fixed Alices problems
>Nasa and risu are pissed at each other

>> No.27878121

>>27877442
i feel like this question is almost redunt with you folk but just to be sure, are risuners ok with gay and lesbian action?

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>>27878082
>we have a dragoon writer
LET'S PLUCKING GROOOOOOOOOOW.

>> No.27878217

>>27878082
The anti i think was shitting on you for writing for haha and wanted to fuck you over. I think you talked to him before you went to bed.

>> No.27878290

>>27877773
My answers is the same, a honest I don't know. Based on my preliminary research, it'll be between something like six to fifty first rate equivalents (I think I might come up with a novel classification system). With increasing numbers of smaller SotL, probably fewer small vessels if there are many large ones.
Obviously I'll make sure I'm not pulling ships out of our ass and whatnot.

>> No.27878385

>>27878290
>6 to 50 first rates
Really, 4 to 6 of them. 10 seconds and make most the fleet 3rd because of logistics. Thats my opinion at least

>> No.27878435

>>27878385
What does my fleet look lik senpai?

>> No.27878537

>>27878435
3 firsts, 8 seconds and 30 to 40 3rds. 3rds are better ships because they maximize speed and firepower

>> No.27878631

Why do we have to kill a Risuner? We could clone meat in the lab. And why do we have to abduct natives for livestock? Abducting natives seems like a violation of the Grand Directive. If that's the case then we've been lied to about preserving worlds with the directive. Abducting natives absolutely disrupts the natural evolution of the world.

>> No.27878675

>>27878121
Personally I remember risuner saying he is straight and has a preference for straight stuff but given the horny nature of risu thread and the fact that meatheads did a lesbian thing with them I think it's fine

>> No.27878746

>>27878537 (me) ill make you an order of battle too.

>> No.27878920

>>27878385
Well, whatever number I work out, I'm sure we'll have a good time discussing it kek. I look forward to it.

>> No.27878934

I just realize that the Kronie priestess /nasa/ was suppose to adopt is at risk of being eaten now. DAMN IT!!!

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Some /infinity/ lore for Kronii milk

>> No.27878996
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Special Kronii milk for babies

>> No.27879004

>>27878920
Yes! I still need to wrap my own head in this too

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RI2NER!!!

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>>27878944
>>27878996
>>27879061
kronii bro...

>> No.27879272

>>27878996
Nigger wtf

>> No.27879405

>>27879061
Any way you can give me an estimate on the size of your fleet?

>> No.27879521
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>>27865549
>>27875203

Fateful Meeting


A ship of the Navy was anchoring in the harbor with its fleet and some smaller ships in tow, and as has been a common sight in the port of Capital for the last year whenever a ship anchored, 2 dozen Onobots started swarming to the ship.


„Greetings, I am RD...“


„I know, I know, you wanna know if they finally arrived right? Well you are actually in luck, the Risuners finally came.“ The annoyed sailor pointed towards the smaller ship that came with them.


As they received this information, the Onobots began to scramble towards those ships as they began anchoring too, giddily waiting for their chance to greet their valued guests.


One young man jumped ahead from his ship excited to take in the new environment „Woo-hoo, we finally arrived!“


„Oi, help us finish up before you go exploring on your own!“ came the scolding voice of a more mature woman that jumped after the young man. As she was just about to drag off the boy back to the ship, she noticed the Onobots staring at the pair, and forgetting completely why she got off the ship, immediately started getting just as excited.


„Oh? Are you Onobots? You look weird. I am Neriah, Is that armor you are wearing? This place looks so nice!“


„Greetings, I am RD-439 and these Gentlebots with me are RG-083, RR-069, RR-661...“


As RD-439 continued to list off the same sounding names towards Neriah her expression of excitement quickly gave way to one of confusion instead.


„Huh? Ar De what now? I will just call you Ardy ok?“


„That is fine to me, yes. We are greatly honored that you have come to visit us in our dire need, and we hope that you can help us save our nation from doom.“


„WHAT? DOOM? Are you under attack? I am not sure if we got enough people to really help you out...“


„No, what we need is to draw you and your fellow companions naked and in erotic poses.“


„Huh?“


„Once your folk are finished with anchoring we would like to show you to our castle, so you can settle down there and from there we can continue our talks if that is fine with you?“

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>>27865549
also just realised i anchored the prologue at the wrong anchor
>>27877559

>> No.27879802

I just wanted to play arcade hologram games and eat beer nuts with squirrel friends...

>> No.27879881

>>27879802
>eat
but youre robots

>> No.27880197

Rosesenpai…

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>>27879521
a quick heads up, you are free to wander off on the way to the castle if you anything interesting, feel free to find whatever you want, a cool store, workshops ect.

the castle itself is actually pretty barebones sicne it is owned by the onobots and mostly just used as a storage place and to talk to foreign embassators. it does feature rooms to liv ein ect ho and there are maids and butlers that are pretty friendly and used to onobot shenanigans.

do not however try to go into the throne room, it is a sealed off room made from metal of ther spaceship we crashed with and surveillanced by onobots from all side at all times with a sealed door only a handful of onobots are allowed to enter.

>> No.27880363

>>27879881
Actually I'm /nasa/'s rep. I'm a bit torn with how things are going. Its not so much as do I want to stop it, but should I stop it? Alex resigned. Jonathan took his place. Jonathan is absolutely a yes man to council who want this. Council's priority is to find edible ingridients and return them to homeworld. Alex wanted to repair the ship asap, including compromising on the directive. Problem is the longer Sanalites stay on this world peacefully the more they'll get attatched to its people. To council the natives are food. Nothing more. Therefore even if it means isolating Sanalites from the rest of the world inside the station forever it is a priority to collect ingredients, no matter what or whom they are.

It might take a hundred or even ten thousand years. Our signal has been sent to deep space. Its a matter of time for the other Sanalites to arrive regardless if we're still alive or not.

>> No.27880974

>>27880363
I should clarify. This is one of those situations where you have to sit back and put your biases aside. The council with Jonathan are in charge. The council are known to be short-sighted and impatient. They want their squirrel meat now, not later. And isolating Sanalites from natives is something Council wants. When Alex put the station in lock down it hindered council's plans to keep Sanalites away from natives. Also keep in mind council is doing suggestions as Cassandra orders. As an AI Cassandra has her own orders to follow from home world. If the population of /nasa/ revolts then Cass could easily take control of the station. She'll become a dictator until Sanalites submit to her rule. And they will submit because they are post 4th industrial revolution humans. They are domesticated humans. Which dogs is not a far off insult to what Sanalites are.

>> No.27881032

>>27880363
How does the council feel about cloning?

>> No.27881143 [SPOILER] 
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war tensions are rising, alliances and treaties will soon need to be drawn and confirmed in agreement. I should ask both nations to refrain from any instances of warfare until the proper documents have been drafted for the benefit of both in terms of international relations both as a sign of good will to those nations which might remain on the fringes of this conflict or to those whose civilians still remain inside of your borders.
Sanerlites, quicky! We must use them there secret HickoryPuff tunnel systems to extradite your ice crea-I mean extradite your cervilians while the Risuners are distracted!

>> No.27881176

Just say the schizo trolls ate the missing Risuners

>> No.27881262

oh yeah, the /meat/ priestess is in /nasa/
if you want you can just say there's a /meat/ cult now

>> No.27881497

>>27880974
Continuing.
Its like what I argued with cunt last thread. Its not that Sanalites will not disobey. Sanalites cannot disobey. Sanalites have been conditioned to accept the AI's suggestions without question. Also since Sana wants to eat Risu barbecue then Cassandra needs to sample the meat of those closest to Risu. While Alex's lock down was successful in making Sanalites question if they need an AI to tell them what to do or not it simply was not enough to make enough Sanalites forsake their comfortable living inside the station. Sanalites cannot disobey the AI because having a comfortable life is all they know.

However to keep this comfortable life is clear. Sanalites must be willing to do what the AI and council tells them to do. If they disobey, then they risk losing comfy. Why change their comfortable lifestyle when life outside the station is unbarable?

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>>27881497
I bet station Sanalites don't even know the joy of Mahjong.

>> No.27881738

>>27881032
Fresh meat always beats cloned meat. Cloned lab grown meat has just enough amino acids to keep Sanalites alive. However it lacks the nutrients to be able to live off of alone. That's why /nasa/ has a lot of onions and beans in their diet.

>> No.27881753

i have been so excited about risuners coming to visit that i have paid no attention what is happening on the side

wtf is happening with sanalites suddenly wanting to eat everyone?

>> No.27881823

>>27881753
hyper focused tactical shitposting terrorism
cunt sanalite's most powerful skill.

>> No.27881912

>>27881823
He is one of the 4 horsemen of the apolocalyspe, with alice, ri2ner and Waranon

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>>27881614
we must enlighten the world of vitubia about the glory of mahjong

>> No.27882056

>>27881738
if you just want a sample, you can come to the retro reich and join one of our BBQs, 9141 can easily give you this information since he is living in lamingtons walls and talking with cass all the time.

since we get "cattle" from /meat/ we should have some variety of samples available for a taste test.

>> No.27882091

>>27881614
I don't know how to play Mahjong.

>> No.27882297

Alright, well then, Cunt, time to write your little rodent eating fantasy, and then we'll see the responses from the risuners and deadbeats. Desuvius is ready to diplomacy the shit outta this, he's trained his whole life for this moment.
Captcha: 2RR0AT

>> No.27882314

>>27882056
Right now fog of war limits /nasa/ to what's in front of them. If you want to get 9141 to stop butchering a Risuner then talk to cunt.

I do know Enoch and Mac are going to have a duel at the end. Mac's going to win, but will he have the heart to kill Enoch?

>> No.27882377

>>27882297
Cun't won't be on for about 6-8 more hours.

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>>27882091
Critical mistake, must be corrected. Riichi Mahjong, that is. Not some inferior swamp-infested Chinese version.
>>27882035
Yes... Glory to Mahjong.

>> No.27882471

>>27882314
but 9141 is IN lamingtons walls, he is right under your peoples nose and running around the station with cass approval and in active contact with cass too.

so there should never be the need for you to attack risuners that came to visit you

>> No.27882481

>>27879405
That's the nasfaqq kronie.

>> No.27882519

>>27882481
Well, Was worth it. Trying to gauge things for balance

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>>27882481
no its not

>> No.27882568

>>27882526
Then tell me. I am trying to get an idea to balance things please. Whacha got?

>> No.27882593

>>27882568
No, THAT is the nasfaqg kronie

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>>27882593
Doesnt matter anymore, lmao, i will just ask everyone

>> No.27882734

>>27882526
nasfaqronie...

>> No.27882772

>>27882734
what

>> No.27882827

>>27882387
Guess I'll just have to learn how to play.

>> No.27882861

>>27882772
How are your wrists?

>> No.27882886

>>27882861
shut up tri

>> No.27882896

>>27882827
That's the spirit. Consider https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/, it's a pretty good English client. Has a nice tutorial too.

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>>27882886
That's not me...

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>>27882886
>>27882941
then who the fuck is here asking for wrists?!?!?

>> No.27883033

>>27882976
It's me, the other deadbeat-nasfag-vtwbger. We are legion.

>> No.27883039

>>27882976
I think that asking about wrists has an entirely different connotations in basically every place other than /nasfaqg/...

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Here's the Sunwalker tribe names for Alice to translate. Once she does so, I'll get to reworking my little map piece. They're a bit boring sounding, but my energy is too low to come up with anything cooler. There's at least a reason behind every name, though.
Truebud gardens consist of the "White Roses", "Dark Roses", and "Blood Roses". Amiki gardens consist of "Executive Idols", "Judicial Idols", and "Legislative Idols". Degenerat gardens consist of "Rat Thieves", "Rat Assassins", and "Rat Kings". The Bobu Island's garden is the "Dwelling Spiders". And last is the Babirusas that have the "Den of the Raging Boar" and the "Home of the Rosy Witch". That's pretty much it.

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Bit late, but here's the word cloud for last thread.

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Alright I finally got an internet connection, Sanallites you dumb motherfuckers holy shit, stop overcomplicating your fucking lore and diplomatic connections over shitposting.
To the risuner, depends on how much of a threat your captain makes itself, he won't be entertained by much of the population either, so be careful on how you build the character and his ambitions.
To the other hooman, thanks for acting while I was out, but be a lot more careful before making statements on diplomatic policy, I won't fault you on the case of /ahoy/ since we can't exactly act on the situation due to logistics and distance, so good job on that. I'll mention that no lore has been written on the part of /ahoy/ too, so there's not much we can worldbuild about it either as 'foreigners'

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>>27883229
Ok

>> No.27883709

Looks like I'm not writing the next part of the Risuner/Sanalite story until I get the okay from Cunt.

>> No.27883787

what did ri2ner do this time?

>> No.27883940

>>27883039
what does it mean there?

>> No.27883973

>>27883940
there was a guy who offered to rate your wrists on the basis of how femboy-ish you are if you posted them.

a few did

>> No.27883986

>>27883940
A wrist is a good predictor of body type and how slim someone is, so asking someone to post wrist is done to accuse them of being a femboy or fat.

>> No.27884007

>>27883973
>>27883986
that clears up a lot

>> No.27884094

>>27884007
... What would it mean elsewhere? i only go to nasfaqg, here, and inf

>> No.27884169

>>27884094
i grew up with some edgy forms of social media, if you plug those ideas into asking how someone's wrists look, you might see something unsavory

>> No.27884332

>>27883229
I'll teach you some french.
>Roseraie de Sang (Blood Rose Garden)
if it was "Blood Roses Garden" it would turn into this:Jardin des Roses de Sang
Which is too much for tribal names
Anyways,
>Roseraie de Sang (Blood Rose Garden)
>Roseraie Blanche (White Garden)
>Roseraie Sombre (Dark Rose Garden)

>Idole Exécutive (Idol Executive as s to end of words if you want plural)
>Idole Judiciaire (Judicial Idol)
>Idole Législative (Legislative Idol)

I recommend leaving Idol out and just going with Législative. These do not make sense as tribe names so maybe we can come up with something better. Garden makes no sense for this either considering it is an idol

>Voleur de Rats (or Voleurs de Rats if you want it plural, Rat Thief)
I will save you the trouble and tell you this will be boring and these definately need new names but you should see why because it will just be Assassins de Rats, Roi de Rats. Same thing with "Garden" here. It just makes word blobs.

>Dwelling Spiders (Araignées d’habitation)
Non, don't do this.

>Repaire du sanglier déchaîné (Den of the Raging Boar)
>Maison de la Sorcière Rose (This sounds like a Brothel, so unless you are going for that, no)

I think you can see why this would look bad on map even as tribes. Tribal names should be shorter than this because no one will call themselves "Jardin judiciaire des idoles" Too formal!!

>> No.27884387

All Sanalites are aware of the mission. Civilians and citizens included. Tasting natives' meat is necessary to secure the best ingredients in the universe. Going against the objective means going against Sana.

We Sanalites exist to secure new ingredients to make the best foods in the universe. Even if it means going to war with a sentient species. If the ingredient satisfies Sana's taste then it will be baked into the best pastry or bread and offered to Sana. The best food will be made at all costs, including our lives. Even if it means the destruction of this galaxy. That is the duty of a Sanalite. Never forget it!

>> No.27884469

maybe this thread is just one big hallucination...

>> No.27884496

Hold on I still thought the cannibal sanalites were a shitpost this whole time. /Nasa/ rep, are sanalites officially becoming world eater level threats?

>> No.27884535

>>27884496
Only if your meat tastes good.

>> No.27884549

>>27884332
continuing, tribes usually just have one word as their name, after all who would bother saying "I am from the White Rose Garden."

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>>27884496
did you mean
>World Eaters
because Sanalite's would probably be the nation to create power armor due to their tech level

>> No.27884691

Come on Sanabros!
You have a meat priestess in your place! Thats an easy scapegoat!

>> No.27884703

>>27884549
Real world example, we Québécois/Canadiens would never called ourselves "Peuple du Québec:"or "Canadien français".

>> No.27884809

>>27884703
More likely to call themselves "Blanche" or "Sombre", do you understand???

>> No.27884902

>>27884567
We already have mechs with CR-USTs.

>> No.27885032

How bullshit would it be to say to train at 1.5x Earth's Gravity?

>> No.27885046

>>27885032
Train what???

>> No.27885057

>>27884691
I mean this sounds like a good idea
/meat/ has double agents and sleeper cells everywhere. Just say that the Risuner was consumed for 'religious purpose' after getting enlightened by the priestess
Sympathetic /meat/ agents will try to avoid a war now that their faith is involved

>> No.27885129

>>27885046
General training. Running, jumping, push ups, etc.

>> No.27885136

>asking /meat/ to bail you out of an international crisis
/meat/ stealth thread indeed

>> No.27885153

>>27885032
Dragon ball style? Be careful of your joints because once they go it's done.

>> No.27885186

>>27885129
Why would you need more grativity??! To make it harder

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What international crisis? What did i miss???

>> No.27885295

>>27885255
Risuner envoy visit Sanalites
Sanalites yot tired of them being horny treerats and ate them
Risu homeland found out their envoys arent returning home

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>>27884332
Right, sorry about that. I don't really have many ideas here, so if you have any I'd appreciate it.
>>27884549
Well, the tribe as a whole usually is just one word. Degenerats, Amiki, Truebuds. But I wanted the more individual gardens, or subtribes, to have more specific names. I guess I could change it, though.
>>27884703
>>27884809
Yeah I think I get it. Not too sure what to do with it, unfortunately.

>> No.27885459

>>27885391
Well here is my suggestion. Overall groups stay same but shorten smaller groups to one word. It will be easier to write with and remember

>> No.27885562

>>27885057
With Sanalites now adopting chuubanite tattoos, yeah there is enough proof to say that they have been 'indoctrinated' into the cult
Best case scenario, Risuners and Kronies would just go, "Oh /meat/ not again. you so silly"
Worst case scenario, you'll be targeted by anti-/meat/ factions

>> No.27885640

>>27885459
Garden doesnt need to be said either. Just call them the rat tribes «Chasseurs»«Voltigeurs» etc.

>> No.27885666

>>27885640
Assassin is a french word so I changed it to what i presume they fight like.

>> No.27886024

>>27884691
>>27885057
>>27885562
whats the catch? asking the /vt/ equivalent of the illuminati for help is a deal with the devil

>> No.27887866

>>27885186
Sanalites are expected to land on worlds with higher gravity than Earth sometimes. They need to learn how to move up to 1.5x gravity without a mech suit. Granted 1.5x gravity is insane for average people.

>> No.27888208

>>27887866
yeha actually that raises a big loophole in the whole "traveling space to find all kidns of food" thing

the different gravity of different planet would fuck up sanalites so hard that there is no way they could perfom such a thing.

just look at how fucked up people are when they only spend a small and limited amount of time in space ect. so having to spend years on a planet with way too low or high gravity would fuck them up hard and would kill them with problems way before they can have generations adapt to the enviroment

>> No.27888370

>>27888208
We adapted easy because of our genetics.

>> No.27888418

>>27888208
Usually in those environments Sanalites stay in orbit and let the drones do the searching.

>> No.27888470

>>27888370
then why are you still in need of spacesuits? shouldn't your genetics also cover foreign stuff in the air ect?

you are eating crops you plant on the soil of this planet that gets watered with the water of this planet, if the air is deadly to you, so should be any crop you plant and all the wood and ore you sue from this planet

>> No.27888682

>>27888470
That was all just lies. We just wear them to look cool and scare these setinents. Its all part of our plot to fool you into thinking were are fragile

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