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Youtube:https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g
Member VODs:https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=UUMOoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g
Twitter:https://twitter.com/gawrgura

Songs:https://rentry.org/ggg_songs
Merch:https://rentry.org/ggg_merch

Gawr Gura Birthday Celebration 2022:https://rentry.org/ggg_merch#2022-birthday-goods

Previous Thread: >>27832327

>> No.27851297

I love Gura the most

>> No.27851364
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Gura is a very good girl and I'm proud of her.

>> No.27851424

Reminder to love Gura and hate management every single waking moment of the day

>> No.27851702
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>>27851364
I love this precious shark.

>> No.27851722
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la goora

>> No.27851731
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>> No.27851739
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Gura cute Gura cute!

>> No.27851790

I love Gura the most!

>> No.27851824

>>27851297
>>27851790
Now duel.

>> No.27851832
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I want to push Gura down on the bed and make out with her and have loving sex with her!

>> No.27851888

>>27851824
I said it first and also reminded people to hate management so I win by default

>> No.27852048 [SPOILER] 
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Gurass

>> No.27852077

Blu cute

>> No.27852103

Guys.. Is it true..?
Did Blu Graduate..?
I know Gura wanted to collab with her...

>> No.27852175

You think Ame spams Gura's dm's with Tik Tocs ?

>> No.27852273

>>27852175
Maybe but it was determined that Fauna is the only one who watches Gura's links in the discord.

>> No.27852275

>>27852175
Ame spams gura's dms with the letter crying emojis

>> No.27852400
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Guys please I need to know >>27852103
I'm literally shaking and crying right now!

>> No.27852520

>>27852400
She's frozen in time forever. Her entire world will never see its time flow again.

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>> No.27853457

>>27852273
im sorry gura but thats really fucking funny if true

>> No.27853568

>>27852273
Chumbud Prime always comes through for Gura

>> No.27853592

>>27853457
it's not completely true since we have no idea what goes on in their discord but iirc gura posted that elden ring maidenless video she mentioned and fauna was the only one who watched it or something

>> No.27853808

>>27853592
I'll watch your meme videos with you, Gura, share them with the rest of your chumbies.

>> No.27853887

>>27853808
she seems to find the idea of the algorithm syncing everyone up romantic, so even if she could share without them being flooded with Gura sent me shit she probably wouldn't

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>what is this post
Just wanted to show myself off (yeah that's me on top of guras head)

>is this a phonepost?
yeah that's me on top of guras head

>> No.27854515

I will defeat every last opposing chumbud and become the one to marry Gura. Every post replying to this that says "yeah, me", "I wrote this post", etc... those are, in fact still me.

>> No.27854566

>>27854515
im not gonna tell you I made this post, but I will tell you good luck because you won't beat me to becoming her husband. I WILL marry that shark

>> No.27854593

looking at the heights of loli characters and seeing Gura is shorter than them will never not be amusing

>> No.27854596

>>27854515
Good fucking luck, scrub.

>> No.27854608

>>27854515
I wrote this first

>> No.27854740

>>27854608
>>27854596
>>27854566
>>27854515
I am none of these posters, but I will win the fight to marry Gura, considering I am the only one of us who has guns and I also need to wake up in 97 minutes so I can get to a match that starts in 217 mins where I need to shoot a rifle that has no scope at 600 yards

>> No.27854827

>>27854740
I'll kill you with a single punch.

>> No.27854849
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>>27854740
>considering I am the only one of us who has guns
hope you got plates too since you're so sure

>> No.27854872

what stream today chumbies

>> No.27854885

>>27854872
members karaoke today

>> No.27855040

>>27854872
I'm thinking it's the marriage proposal stream, she's finally going to ask all the chumbies to marry her.

>> No.27855045

>>27854872
idk maybe Minecraft or some of the stream ideas Gura pitched

>> No.27855171

>>27854872
MINECRAFT MINECRAFT MINECRAFT MINECRAFT

>> No.27855264

>>27854872
>>27855040
ERP: first night after the wedding

>> No.27855268

>>27851790
I love Blu the most!

>> No.27855290
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grelto gwenk

>> No.27855325

>>27855290
W-where are that young lady's britches?!

>> No.27855329

>>27851424
why hate management?

>> No.27855351

>>27855329
Go back

>> No.27855923
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did gura have fun

>> No.27856198

>>27855923
Yes, but unfortunately she held back from ripping into it for being an e-celeb circlejerk and clout chase simulator.

>> No.27856234

>>27855923
Salmon!! Umai!

>> No.27856363

>>27854872
Irys anniversary, likely no stream.

>> No.27856432

gura is going to be in youtuber's life 3

>> No.27856449

>>27856363
11pm wouldn't interfere with member stream and it's sunday

>> No.27856462
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>>27856432
Only if they can afford Cover's fee for using her

>> No.27856477

>>27856462
she will ask for it as her 7 million gift

>> No.27856497
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>>27856432
no, Blu is.

>> No.27856536

>>27856497
blu and gura are going to collab for real!

>> No.27856581

>>27856449
Yeah, but every time when there is EN birthday, Gura just wouldn't stream. I think only Fauna's birthday is the exception.

>> No.27856597

Oh Irys have her 1year anniversary tonight. Early member stream or nothing today.

>> No.27856694

Nice move would be for Gura to stream 3hrs then fuel viewer to Irys stream.

>> No.27856707
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Gura sang about jealousy minutes before Irys' debut. I think it's possible that she will cybersex us to distract us from Irys' anniversary.

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>> No.27856735

>>27856597
Irys anniversary is 3 hours after Gura usually starts her stream. That's plenty of time.

>> No.27856737

will gura be on shion's totsu?

>> No.27856827

>>27856737
Too early for her and Shion didn't even bother to come to her.
A video at most.

>> No.27856944

>>27856581
There are many more exceptions than just Fauna, and this isn't a birthday.

>> No.27856979

>>27856707
why would she be jealous of iwis?
>>27856581
>Fauna is a chumbud
>streams over Fauna's birthday and only Fauna's
lol what?
>>27854827
try it, I have a gun
>>27854849
how far can you hit with that handgun?

>> No.27857004

Last year on July 10th, Gura had a 1 hour members only karaoke immediately before Irys' debut

>> No.27857097
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>>27856979
Gura was afraid that chumbies would leave her for the new vsinger and sang about how she'd rather see us in a hearse. Hopefully she will reward us with kissy sexytime for staying with her.

>> No.27857102

>>27856979
>streams over Fauna's birthday and only Fauna's
Yes, she did a chatting stream about HoloFes.

>> No.27857163
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I want Gura and Blu to collab!

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>>27851032
My top 3 vtubers.

>> No.27857710

I miss Blu...

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Gura's "perfume" all the girls smelled and liked

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>> No.27859539

you all dead

>> No.27860143

https://youtu.be/VPo-HH0wTVs

>> No.27860365

>>27851032
Gura made this ridiculous game fun and she seemed to enjoy it for 3 hours

>> No.27860549

>>27860143
Ok ill watch your Thai Oshii since shes vaguely related to Gura but im not compenting in the chat

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>>27859539
Yes.

>> No.27860872
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>> No.27861003

>no SC reading
>no will to watch
Sad...

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Gurass

>> No.27861317
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>we will hear Gura's cute morning voice in half an hour when she calls into Shion's 1M totsu
Cute!

>> No.27861461

>>27861317
>8am
prepared video at best

>> No.27861537

>>27860143
Poor thing shes repeating the classic "Run like hell and gain no EXP ever" Strat

>> No.27861635

>>27861317
>Gura
>calling into birthdays
rumao

>> No.27861782

>>27861635
it's not a bday totsu

>> No.27861857

>>27860872
Gura catching her breath for a second after choking on my peen. T u T

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>>27859539
heh

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>> No.27862809

>>27854872
She ended with "I'll see you" don't expect a stream today, Monday for sure something

>> No.27863063

>>27862809
Yeah because she's never streamed the day after ending a stream with "I'll see you when I see you". That definitely never happened at all ever

>> No.27863146

XAVIER HATE

>> No.27863525
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I miss Blu

>> No.27863678

>>27863063
Focus on the pattern after holocure she's doing "One day of stream one day of no stream", but if you want to be optimistic good for you

>> No.27863739

>>27863678
Back to normal btw
Kek

>> No.27863791

>>27863146
>spends all day trying to groom the talent instead of helping with anything.
The game was scary accurate at times.

>> No.27863914

>>27863678
>thinking this is a new pattern after just 3 days

>> No.27863983

Ok write up of Guras capabilities

Atlantean Physiology-For most Atlanteans, this means they can breathe underwater, endure the pressures of the deep (among other adaptations), and can only spend a very limited time out of water. However due to either Gura's hybrid nature or her royal heritage, she possesses a number of traits others of her species do not; for instance she can spend an elongated time on dry land with little ill effect and is shown to be 20–50 times stronger, faster, tougher and more or less tireless compared to others of her race. Also akin to other amphibian life is his ability to not only function indefinitely within water but to easily withstand the crushing depths of the ocean deep, as well as the harsh environment of the sea itself.

Super senses-Gura's senses are several times more acute than human capacity. Her senses are similarly enhanced beyond the regular human norm, she can see perfectly fine in the pitch black abyss of an oceanic trench as well as hear things from a good distance away even while deep beneath the ocean line

Superspeed/Reflexes-Gura is phenomenally fast be it while running or swimming. In the sea she was able to outrace a skydiving plane owned by Polka. Combined with her super-senses this facilitates her advanced rhythm gaming capability

Strength-Guras Physiology enables her to lift insurmountable amounts of weight, for instance towing around fishing boats while tidal waves were crashing down upon them, lifting a 160000 ton Sea Liner barehanded, or lifting and throwing a sunken cargo ship. Some of her greatest feats of might include pushing a tectonic plate over the entrance to the trench lair, and matching the legendary Hercules blow for blow.

>> No.27864029
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>>27863678
I just want this stupid cunny to stop streaming on the weekends when I'm working and stream tuesdays, wednesdays, and thursdays.

>> No.27864061

>>27863983
just curious, what has motivated you to do this? I don't want to be mean but I just don't see the point

>> No.27864145

>>27851032
Kek great op

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>>27864029
No, she should stream on weekends when I'm not working and ignore your schedule.

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>>27863678
I'll be honest, she probably took it from me. A week ago or so I posted that Gura could do 1 on 1 off alternating and that way she'd be have an average of 3.5 days off per week while also ensuring shrimps never miss her too much cause the last stream will never be more than 2 days ago

>> No.27864352

>i am doing the house hunting! I will be gone for a while
Right
>asmr with ku100 soon!
Where?
>handcam stream soon!
Like i said, where?
>i don't have to do anything with projects anymore. We will be back to normal now
Lmao

>> No.27864381

>>27863983

Shark Telempathy-While popular belief is often debated about Gura talking to fish or other aquatic fauna. She can 'Hear' the voice of the sea and 'Communicate' with its many denizens living within it along with those who spring from it. Being capable of sending out worldwide telepathic broadcasts with ease both telepathically in Minecraft or on Youtube

Magical capability-Gura has the underlying potentiality to cast and manipulate arcanum. Normally he needs an item of power through which he can channel these abilities; like an imperial polearm of national design.However Gura has displayed the ability to conjure a water trident Indicating this power is more innate than reliant on a channeling apparatus.

Poseidens Trident could do its own write up and has about as many capabilities as Mjolner and ive already wrote too damn much

>>27864061
Record keeping is important and im having fun as a bonus

>> No.27864404

>>27864381
Based keep it up

>> No.27864426
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>>27864381
O...ogey

>> No.27864436

>>27864381
>he

>> No.27864488

>>27864436
>Gave up midway through

Ah well ill wrtie it up again in like 6 months

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>> No.27864653

>>27864352
timestamps please when she said all of that

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>>27863983
>>27864381
isnt this just Aquaman?

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flat

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>>27864806
That is one curvy brat. UOH

>> No.27865008

>>27864774
>Thats the joke

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>>27865008

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I can't anymore after she off-collabed with sweden dude

>> No.27865201

Gura needs to get the Shion daki

>> No.27865273

>Gura denied a daki
>Shion gets one literally a couple weeks after
Cover, what the fuck?

>> No.27865302

>>27865273
Shion is taller

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>>27864193
She just streams whenever she wants to see her beloved chumbies. I bet she'd love to pop in for a quick members coffee date sometimes when she can't think of a game or doesn't have much time. 30 minute chat and a kiss goodbye. Maybe once she feels closer to us.

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>>27865273
I really really really really hate Cover.

>> No.27865723

Gura has zero chance to stream tonight. You can go to sleep early chumbies

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>>27865273
It's decently sexy, I like the front. Would prefer her clothes to look like they're coming off more. Not sure why management won't allow Gura to do anything sexy for us.

>> No.27865821

>>27865273
it has to be that cover is a bit worried of western audience’s reaction

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>>27865821
>Cover
>Worried about west reactions.
>Gura does shit like this to 10's of thousands of people.
No excuses.

>> No.27866088

>ollie can get an entire alternate character l2d
>gura doesn't have a gawr recolor
wonder if Ollie popped her 1 million wish for this

>> No.27866108

>>27866001
hey i never said management wasn't retarded for it. to be specific, its probably just en management

>> No.27866516
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Where's my fucking Gawr Gura dakimura, Cover?

>> No.27866549

>>27866088
>Ah shit, we have to do a 4M wish for that bitch Gura.
>Don't worry, I groomed her good, I'll just tell her to ask for merch so we can make more money.
>Hah nice, let's milk her disgusting fans. This merch has a good profit margin, so shoot down all her ideas until she accepts it.
Management hate! Xavier hate!

>> No.27866892

Did the Blu thread die already?

>> No.27867079

>>27866892
yeah...

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Oh no no no bluekeks

>> No.27867197

>>27866892
Not surprising considering Blu is on a hiatus.

>> No.27867325

Why does Gura like the new emotes, they look generic. I hate the thick eyelashes.

>> No.27867405

>>27867325
Cripplechama...

>> No.27867508
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I wish Gura wouldn't put her time and energy into projects that take a fucking year to complete and have a 50% chance to be rejected. I know that's what she wants to do but I wish she would do something that is easier, faster to get to show chumbuds and is not that much of a loss if management decides to be retarded.

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>> No.27867726

>>27867508
We should eat management, simple as

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JWU i see shion has a dakimakura in her 1 million registrants merchandise

>> No.27868653

>>27866892
Anon Blu got terminated....

>> No.27868742

>>27868653
We don't know that yet, Anon. All we know is she's currently on a hiatus. I think the woman who plays her has some sort of sidegig that's currently getting in the way. I expect she'll be back soon enough.

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>>27868653
Fuck it, i don't care anymore. Ban me if you want maido. Gawr Gura PL is Blu

>> No.27869073

>>27854227
Her right leg is huge as fuck, looks like a leg version of the coomer.

>> No.27869109

>>27868943
My Gura is an angel, not like that whore Blu letting men into her house because she wants to get famous.

>> No.27869112

>>27866892
yeah the bitch is focusing more on her RM than Blu.ch

>> No.27869240

How was the last stream?

>> No.27869277

>>27869240
Blu graduated

>> No.27869291

The aroma of shark pussy...

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Child

>> No.27869401

>>27869277
Is she ever coming back? Worth watching the stream to be read3for potential comeback?

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>>27868742
Blu is out partying with e-celebs, she doesn't care about her fans, we're just a means to an end for her.

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>>27869387

>> No.27869508

>>27869418
>>>/trash/ opinion

>> No.27869596
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Blucucks status?

>> No.27869698
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>>27869596
Clout chasing e-thot!!!

>> No.27869708
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CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY

>> No.27869730
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>> No.27869745

>>27869708
Who's "coonee"?

>> No.27869800

>>27869387
yeah mine

>> No.27869847
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>>27869708
Soon Gura will pledge her cunny to us.

>> No.27869965
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I'm in love with Gura!

>> No.27871033
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>> No.27871079
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULD0_rz-Z98

>> No.27871467

I won't goom until the next stream

>> No.27871470

Bros i fucking hate the new models and expressions i swear to god if gura gets and uses an ahegao face ill actually drop her. Hope she has atleast some decency to her. Why the fuck would management allow this?

Idk if youre the last chumbud you can have a whore if you like but not my gura

>> No.27871471
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When will Gura acknowledge her sisters?

>> No.27871524

>>27871470
I diagnose you with the gay

>> No.27871727

>>27871471
>p-please gura give my 2view whore a piece of your fame
piss off

>> No.27871746

>>27871524
And you with cuck

>> No.27871787 [SPOILER] 
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27871787

oh no no chumbuds??

>> No.27871951
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Gura cute! CUTE!

>> No.27872016
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>>27869596
Holy fucking shit ISRAEL

>> No.27872035
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>>27871470
You take this shit way too seriously.

>> No.27872239
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>>27871470
Nice, we're getting ahegao expressions? I hope she uses it for our comfy lovey dovey member streams.

>> No.27872269

>>27872239
ahegao isn't comfy

>> No.27872280
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Is blu dead?

>> No.27872298

>>27872269
The cuddling after is.

>> No.27872353
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>>27872280
Blu choked on P-kun cock, rotten way to die.

>> No.27872479

>>27871470
t. christcuck

>> No.27872490
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>>27872280
She's dreaming of making it big so she can afford a KU-100 for her beloved Bluballs.

>> No.27872759
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Blu Ch. VTUBER

>> No.27872796

>>27872280
Blu's skin turned blue after too many sleeping pills

>> No.27872807

I'm so fucking pissed that Cover treats Gura like shit. Shion can get a daki but not Gura?? WHAT THE FUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKK. IM SO PISSED

>> No.27872912

CAN YOU RETARDS STOP WITH BLU SHIT? BUNCH OF FUCKING HERFAGS. SHE'LL NEVER PLAY THAT GAME AGAIN

>> No.27873236

You're all gonna end up on a list

>> No.27873258

>>27872807
Yagoo doesn't want Cover to be known as "the pedophile company" in the West. That's why he's pushing for Mori much harder, getting her record deals and shit.

>> No.27873367

>>27873236
Yeah the invite list for my wedding with Gura

>> No.27873417
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Look at me, I am the captain now

>> No.27873428

Is Mori still in the U.S. or back in Japan?

>> No.27873583

>>27873428
Yes, she will go visit Gura next week

>> No.27873705
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27873705

I want to spank those cheeks. I want to grab them with both hands and pull her to me. I want to have my way with her, pounding that ass as if I was going to die tomorrow.

>> No.27873735

no no stream no no?

>> No.27873760

>>27873583
Nice. Can't wait for another bonebros collab

>> No.27873798

>>27873258
>Cover "the doxing company"

>> No.27873942

>>27872280
Blu did a flip and landed on her head

>> No.27874945
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27874945

gura buttcrack sweat

>> No.27875440

Guys, i usually only watch Ame but lately i've been watching more Gura and she's kinda growing on me, what streams of her would you recommend to watch ? Collabs are fine but preferably with council cos i watched all the myth ones

>> No.27875550
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>>27875440
If you haven't seen the latest Devour collab, do your self a favor and get to it. Otherwise Stanley/Spooky's/Latest WWE are still my recent favorites.

>> No.27875606

>>27875550
Haven't seen the devour collab but saw everything else, i've been watching on and off since the debut

>> No.27875672

>>27869387
*yoink*
That's my onahole now.

>> No.27875791
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>>27869387
Child pussy...

>> No.27875800
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>>27875606
What about Korby/GTA/Bully/Stickmin? Those were good too, but not recent.

>> No.27875818
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Gura lust
https://twitter.com/ajula_wachula/status/1546148617756430337

>> No.27875880

>>27875818
That's a very lickable asshole

>> No.27875883

>>27875800
Watched some of Kirby, watched bully and stickman too

>> No.27875967
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>>27875440
The Devour streams with Council, ARK and Room reviews with Mumei

>> No.27876128

>>27875967
seen all but devour ToT

>> No.27876431

>>27873583
Please no. I'm still pissy from the last time. I need a few more love bombs from Gura before I'm completely recovered.

>> No.27877238

>>27875967
EEEEEEEEEEEE....

>> No.27877445

>>27875967
>>27877238
Someone post the video.
I don't think I have it saved

>> No.27877808
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27877808

>>27871079
rubrubrubrubrub

>> No.27877837

>>27851032
Could one of you link me the watch along site? The one that syncs the thread with yt

>> No.27877863

>>27877445
Never Forget o7
https://files.catbox.moe/5se2qd.mp4

>> No.27878111

>>27877837
https://chumputer.github.io/threadwatcher/
Password is an all lowercase nickname for Gooba that had a spike in popularity a few months ago

>> No.27878192

>>27878111
>lowercase nickname for Gooba that had a spike in popularity a few months ago
Wow, really narrowing it down here.

>> No.27878210

Can someone tell me why Gura was denied a daki because of her potentially "problematic" design, but Shion, just a month later, is allowed to sell one? On their official website that also ships to Canada, one of the potentially "problematic" countries?

>> No.27878232

>>27878210
No clue, ask Cover.

>> No.27878280

>>27865762
I’m happy for shion, truly. But this shit actually makes me furious, cover management are genuine pieces of shit.

>> No.27878400

i am the chumblord, i was born with one purpose in life: to love and breed gura

>> No.27878404

>>27878280
My only cope is that Gura would not settle for something as tame as Shion's. Gura wanted something MUCH lewder and refused to compromise.

>> No.27878432

>>27871471
Which one is this? Nacho pushes them out like a pez dispenser so I can’t even keep track anymore.

>> No.27878446

>>27878210
Manager didn't feel like doing work that day so they made up a bullshit excuse

>> No.27878489

I'm going to buy the Shion daki so that I can have it sleep with the eventual Gura daki and re-enact their first night together in minecraft.

>> No.27878612

>>27878210
she is going to get spammed about it in the next membership stream don't worry

>> No.27878662

>>27878192
It's a pretty cheesy nickname.

>> No.27878678

>>27878404
She said she wanted one side with just her being cute, and one woth DinoGura being goofy. Nothing really lewd, and Cover still shot her down.

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>>27878662

>> No.27878802

>>27878678
An anime loli in her underwear looking bashful while her clothes are ripped off is very cute though.
So doesn't necessarily narrow it down

>> No.27878823

>>27875967
>started getting pets before they built an enclosure for them
They had to have done this on purpose to have an excuse to never play it again.

>> No.27878886

>>27878823
You don't know them well if you think they thought that far ahead

>> No.27878912

gaw, the gumbus

>> No.27878945

Shion getting a daki and not her is why she was a bit irate in the last stream.

"Upon this rrat I will build my church"

>> No.27878972

>>27878210
EN management is being retarded

>> No.27879006

>>27878945
I doubt she knew about Shion's merch beforehand unless Shion specifically told her, which seems unlikely.
Expect pent up frustration for the next stream.

>> No.27879038

>>27878886
I thought that way but then started considering the fact that they have played minecraft a lot and if you dont build enclosures creatures will wander off, also they saw carnivores slaughtering other creatures.

>> No.27879073

>>27879038
They just seemed like they were fucking around, not playing seriously from the start, and just living in the moment of screwing around with a friend in a game

>> No.27879082

I hate management but this also confirms Gura is the cunniest cunny in Hololive UOOOOOOHHHH

>> No.27879111

>>27879073
Guess you could see it that way too.

>> No.27879185

>2pm est
>no member's frame
no stream today then

>> No.27879314

>>27879006
She will be even lewder to release that frustration, we're getting that erotic brat roleplay stream

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Did you know that gur

>> No.27879506
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big chumbus

>> No.27879706

Okay but seriously where can we raise a shit fit that actually matters?
Completely bullshit that a character that is literally a child can get a semi lewd daki but Gura, an adult, cannot. This is literally discrimination and I'm probably a lot more pissed off than I should be.

>> No.27879730

>>27879706
all differences in management always favor JP and never favor EN.

>> No.27879783

>>27879506
Retard.

>> No.27879807

>>27879783
no u

>> No.27879811

Scout vs Blu vs Gabby
Which goob alter is the best?

>> No.27879814

I want gura to be happy

>> No.27879899

>>27879814
This is why Gura should marry me

>> No.27879910

>>27879811
None they all collab with males.

>> No.27880013

>>27879910
So will Gura when HomoEN debuts

>> No.27880022
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>>27879811
They are all whores, gura isn't.

>> No.27880041

I can't marry Gura...

but im sure the chumbud under me will be able to please her

>> No.27880052

yeah me

>> No.27880108

>>27880013
suuuuuuuuuuuuure

>> No.27880110

>>27880052
My post.

>> No.27880115

>>27880052
I made this post

>> No.27880195

>>27880108
What would you do if she does?

>> No.27880235

>>27880195
I would close the ao3 tab and stop reading your fanfiction

>> No.27880296

Extreme management hate right now.

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>> No.27880385

>>27880296
noo you have to mindlessly accept gura's empty assertion that her manager is the best one, despite her consistently and repeatedly providing detailed evidence that her manager is grotesquely negligent and imcompetent

>> No.27880450

>>27880385
Gura is just being nice
She's not gonna shit talk her manager on stream

>> No.27880462

>>27880385
Is her manager at least actually female?

>> No.27880486

>>27880296
Between Gura and IRyS I'm starting to think it's not just incompetence.

>> No.27880517

>>27880385
Jenma is fine, the incompetent and negligent ones are from upper management, they're probably some fat sjw whores

>> No.27880531

>>27880462
Yes, that's why she treats gura the way she does, women treat other women like crap.

>> No.27880593

>>27880531
Gura needs a m*le manager?

>> No.27880676

>>27880593
ill do it

>> No.27880686

>>27880593
Only if she got someone as based as Shinove. If EN had someone like Shinove their power would be unstoppable.

>> No.27880687

>>27880593
yeah, me

>> No.27880710

>chumbies
more like dumbies

>> No.27880731

>>27880593
Gura needs to out management on their place just like Kiara does, both share the same manager right? Kiara will take no shit from management while gura is a pushover.

>> No.27880736

>>27880531
That's fine, then, I'm happier if Gura talks to males less and gives me attention instead.

>> No.27880740

Someone go make an angry post on reddit calling out Cover for discrimination and get banned
It will be funny because if they ban you than it means they proved you right.

>> No.27880779

>>27880710
Shut the hell up gura and go get that lewd daki approved.

>> No.27880807

>>27880740
This but unironically.

>> No.27880855

>>27880740
Make a pasta and I'm sure a few will be willing to do it.

>> No.27880862
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>>27880710
Gura, your chumbies are grumpy from the summer heat, they need more love bombs than usual.

>> No.27880897

feeling sick.
I love gura.
I like fauna. I like ina.
bae? bae.
everyone else is alright. no hate towards any of EN.
a-chan, oh a-chan. she's cute though. i'm getting those fever chills. too cold with the temperature. sweats with the blanket.
It's okay Jenma that you're single. every now and then, a little sparkle will float by me. my brain is melting. having fever dreams with my oshis in them.
Gura. why doo watch th you want te
stay for m
going to sleep. no fighting. oshis. get sad.

>> No.27880904

>>27880740
Isn't the adm pretty anti loli? I remember one drama about it

>> No.27880973

>>27880807
It wasn't ironic
>>27880904
No not at all. Anti loli fags get banned there constantly from what everyone here has said

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>> No.27881084
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Gura wished for swimsuits, so I know she loves me and thinks about me.

>> No.27881123

>>27878210
I'm under the impression that EN management and JP management work fairly independently of each since Cover really doesn't give that much of a shit about overseas expansion. Since EN management doesn't have the legal resources and support JP does, they're less likely to approve potentially 'risky' actions like a cunny daki.

>> No.27881133

>>27881072
IT'S HER

>> No.27881135

>>27881072
I almost called you a HERfag

>> No.27881179

>>27881123
Yeah probably. Everyone always shits on Jenma for being a shit manager but honestly she seems to try really hard for the girls, but she's only middle management. Upper management are the real bastards we should be hating on.

>> No.27881197

>>27880779
>>27880862
looks like chumbies were the damn brats all along
your oshi needs to correct you

>> No.27881223

>>27880343
Her Maroon 5 covers are always great

>> No.27881226
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>>27880897
>>27880897
>>27880897
i forrgot the picture. my screen is blurry. no. wait it my is my eyes are blurry. jwu. not enough pictures never enough pciture of gura. goodnight. the nyquil is kicking in

>> No.27881234

>>27881179
How do >we know she is working hard?

>> No.27881256

>>27881234
it's cover shills

>> No.27881257

>>27881234
Because that's what Gura says?

>> No.27881299

>>27881179
Like Gura said.
Management is management and all of management can fucking kill themselves.
If Jenma isn't handling the Gura daki issue and instead leaving it to Gura than she is a fucking pile of worthless shit.

>> No.27881319

>>27881123
>JP
>Resources
>Gen 3 concert happened
kek

>> No.27881344

>>27881299
I mean if upper management says no then Jenma can't do shit. Middle management literally has no power in any company if upper management is going to be a bunch of bitches.

>> No.27881360
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>>27881197
She is the one who is getting corrected.

>> No.27881372

>>27869730
cute

>> No.27881382
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Look at this brat.

>> No.27881438

Since they possibly have Persona permissions, I hope that means Catherine could happen someday.

>> No.27881454
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I love my bratty wife so much it's unreal.

>> No.27881466
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27881466

>>27881382
That's not a brat, that's my onahole!

>> No.27881479

>>27880740
No really someone go do this
I don't think I have enough reddit meme points to make threads there.

>> No.27881481
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>>27881197
I wish she would.

>> No.27881502
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>>27881382
That cat eared bloop hits different.

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>>27881481
she will someday

>> No.27881585
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27881585

Has Blu ever cosplayed as Megumin?

>> No.27881593

>>27881344
I don't think middle management is necessarily forced into this position. It just takes more effort for them to push for this kind of project so they're less likely to do it if they don't care enough.

>> No.27881605

>>27878280
My wife's wife is so sexy.
Ganbare Gura, you'll get your sexy daki too next year.

>> No.27881638
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>>27878432
It's Kona, a thaituber.

>> No.27881659
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27881659

I want to hug Gura.

>> No.27881697

>>27881319
what?

>> No.27881733

>>27881481
what bpm do I need to get this to line up perfectly?

>> No.27881739
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27881739

>>27881638
Nachomama makes the sexiest cunny chuubas.

>> No.27881764

>>27861635
Lui....

>> No.27881809
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>> No.27881821

Did gura say if there's going to be a stream tonight?

>> No.27881870
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>>27881821
You wish!

>> No.27881923
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>>27881733
140~150 BPM

>> No.27881928
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27881928

>Lazy Mode: ON

>> No.27881931

>>27871787
L2D 3.0 looking good

>> No.27881997
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27881997

Gura should follow Xavier's advice irl.

>> No.27882005

>>27881870
kek

>> No.27882025

>>27881659
same desu

>> No.27882060

SHARK LIKES

>> No.27882087

I'm sleepy todai

>> No.27882103

>>27882087
have a redbull or three

>> No.27882113
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27882113

WIFE AND HER WIFE

>> No.27882118

>>27881821
No, but you never know if she'll throw up a members stream titled "chat and chu~ uwu" that's just her giving us kisses and talking about memes on instagram.

>> No.27882133

>>27881733
I got 149 average, tapping to the hipshake, and then the mouth bounce

>> No.27882153
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>>27882087
Gura can sleep in my arms whenever she wants because we are married.

>> No.27882160

>>27881438
Catherine would be good. I like that game. Would be fun to see them answering the questions. Though, Management is useless. Don't think they resolved the GTA radio off and Bully perms so you probably shouldn't expect much. I'd honestly want to buncle my money with some chumbies or anyone interested to buy HoloEN. It would still be connected to Hololive but it's be under new management and American laws instead of the Japanese one. I think we could run HoloEn better than Cover can. This was also my idea for Muse Dash as well. Just buy the company to give Gura the perms. Probably the only way to do it.

>> No.27882227

>>27882160
how much do you think they'd sell for and how did you arrive at your estimate?

>> No.27882247
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27882247

>>27881997
It's fine, the laziness makes her cuter.

>> No.27882300

>>27881821
''I'll see you''
no stream today you can relax or do some reps

>> No.27882318
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27882318

Do you think she will ever play the ukulele again?

>> No.27882321

Post your best rrats on why Cover hates Gura here
>>27880917

>> No.27882342

>>27882087
Gura should stream from bed more, it was very snuggly.

>> No.27882360

>>27882321
kys

>> No.27882371

>>27882318
Damn I actually wish Gura had the skill to play shovel knight, such a cool game

>> No.27882375
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>>27882133
Same here.

>> No.27882381

>>27881481
Tomorrow - Silverchair works.
But would Gawr shake her hips to grunge, or would it be a club track?

>> No.27882386

>>27882318
She brought it with her to Ame's, I was hoping for a chill AmeSame campfire karaoke.

>> No.27882464

Is there anyone from cover management who's an NA native and actually understands the NA culture/business mindset? Because it sure doesn't feel like it

>> No.27882497

>>27882381
Bad Apple.
Reminds me somebody made a Bad Apple video featuring Hololive last year.

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27882504

>>27880710
I'm a sharpedo.

>> No.27882521

>>27882464
That's a very monkey's paw request

>> No.27882608

>>27882464
Cover might be retarded but Im fucking glad they don't have the same mindsets of some of the absolutely shitty NA companies.

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27882649

>>27881481
>>27881733
>>27881923
>>27882133
>>27882375
>>27882381
pick a track. watch her bounce.

>> No.27882682

>>27882464
They just need to understand that Gura is our sharkwife, everything should make sense based on that.

>> No.27882693

>>27882608
Clearly they do if they think Gura having a daki would be illegal.

>> No.27882701

>>27882608
the whole "made in japan flavor" thing that one of them mentioned in an interview last year about holo EN strategy is actually a good thing. i think the problem is they are constantly second-guessing it. the suggestion that there would be any sort of backlash toward a dakimakura cover from the people who actually provide revenue—not from clout-chasing non-viewer human garbage on twitter—is literally disconnected from reality.

>> No.27882709

Any else worried Gura’s love of energy drinks might give her kidney stones? And are female kidney stones as painful as males?

>> No.27882735

>>27882649
Audiobud it's your time for freebird

>> No.27882750

>>27882709
i think she drinks plenty of water. she's described her water bottle as being pretty huge. i think the risk is low.

>> No.27882777

>>27882709
They are a bit less painful in women but it's still compared to childbirth.

>> No.27882780

>>27882701
>the suggestion that there would be any sort of backlash toward a dakimakura cover from the people who actually provide revenue—not from clout-chasing non-viewer human garbage on twitter—is literally disconnected from reality.
This is the real problem and I agree with you. They don't even need to change their business strategies, they just need to stop limiting things that don't need to be limited to do japanese fear and autism.

>> No.27882791

>>27882709
It's the HFCS that gives people kidney stones, not energy drinks.

>> No.27882805

>>27882521
Shit you're right.
I just want to see Gura happy man. I hate seeing cute things suffering

>> No.27882877

>>27882693
I don't think you understand exactly how shitty American companies are. Cover wouldn't have half their talents left if they ran like a US company, and the ones still around wouldn't be worth watching.

>> No.27882895

>>27882780
Didn't Mori have a dakimakura cover?
If management would approve one for her, why not Gura?

>> No.27882920

>>27882895
yes, i have it. it's at the back of the record crate where i have the EP it came with.

>> No.27882945

>>27882895
Because they hate Gura for being #1
>>27880917

>> No.27882959

>>27882895
It's because Gura is small and gets taken for child. whether she acts like one or not Gura is an adult and Cover doesn't want to upset people because they are retarded

>> No.27882991

>>27882920
>>27882959
Okay, so why not Gura? Is Cover afraid of the loli-backlash? I find this incredibly unlikely, given that there really isn't such a thing in Japan, based on other merch.

>> No.27883006

hi :3

>> No.27883022

>>27882945
>>27882360

>> No.27883028

>>27881638
thank god for nachomama

>> No.27883069

>>27882991
They aren't worried about people in Japan being upset, they are worried about the other markets that the ENs target to be upset. It's purely Cover being retarded

>> No.27883082

>>27882780
It's not Japanese autism at all though. I don't see how anyone can look at this decision and say "they're being too japanese and need someone that understands EN" when they're refusing to do the daki to be more in line with a western mindset. Treating EN exactly the same as JP would literally solve the issue in this case. The problem is that they're TOO concerned with their image in the west when the fanbase enjoys hololive specifically because it was originally the japanese vtuber model applied 1:1 to EN.

>> No.27883085

>>27883006
Hi bratty child

>> No.27883086

>>27882991
It's just had cope
It's incredibly obvious Cover resents EN for being more popular than JP

>> No.27883091

>>27882959
Hasn’t YouTube been looking into banning loli like channels? Maybe Cover is afraid of triggering YouTube and ending up losing Gura’s channel unless they changed her model or moved platforms.

>> No.27883104

>>27882895
The issue is most likely Gura's uoohtential and her being EN making management think westerners would throw a shitstorm about it. I'd say that's perfectly understandable.

>> No.27883108

>>27882649
Those suck.
https://youtu.be/irZc7ieVp70slow

>> No.27883161

>>27883108
>those suck
you break my /mu/ heart, anon.

>> No.27883239

>>27883082
>they're being too japanese and need someone that understands EN
That's the thing though, they clearly do need to understand that any backlash they think they will receive from it will be minimal and won't be coming from fans so it won't change anything in the first place. The japanese autism here is them putting too high of expectations on western faggots that aren't Vtuber fans to care. You're right, if they treated the ENs as the JPs they wouldn't have any problems because the target audience would enjoy it and the people likely to get upset would continue to avoid it.

>> No.27883243

>>27883091
fucking retard
Why do we have catalog tier posts in here

>> No.27883246

>>27883161
I mean did you listen to the second one? Jesus.
Sure free bird and a couple others are alright but they do not fit the animation.

>> No.27883259

>>27883108
pretty good fit for Gawr, though if we aren't going to go the 'Sabaton Route'.

>> No.27883397

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xq9JWIf9zOY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xq9JWIf9zOY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xq9JWIf9zOY

Frame up, fuck Irys let's go !

>> No.27883407
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I LOVE GURA!
Well with that said, off to work...

>> No.27883425

>>27883006
hi goowa i love you

>> No.27883439

>>27882991
Simple answer is that we don't know, but it could be because Cover is too paranoid, because an intermediary for their international shipping wouldn't allow it, or because laws in places like Australia and the United States (Loli is definitively illegal in some states, and has inconsistent ruling federally) make it not worth the investment.

>> No.27883462

>>27883397
rprtd

>> No.27883469

>>27883439
There is no place in the entire world where a clothed anime child on a body pillow is illegal

>> No.27883471
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27883471

>>27883397
Uh, chumbud?

>> No.27883496

anyone have the "my superiority has led to some controversy" meme for gura?

>> No.27883523

>>27883397
It's been up since like yesterday

>> No.27883534

>>27883439
If Cover is actually worried about legality then it's absolutely not the US that they are worried about.

>> No.27883546

>>27883407
Good luck chumbud, make some money

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>> No.27883598

>>27883579
gura loves child

>> No.27883616

>>27883534
They aren't worried about the legality they literally just lied to her for whatever reason.
The Shion daki sells to all the same places

>> No.27883658
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27883658

What is a song that makes Gura 100% smile when she listens to it?

>> No.27883706
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>>27883496

>> No.27883721

>>27883658
you can hear her smile with her karaoke streams.
Meme songs make her smile every time.

>> No.27883743

>>27883397
new model soon right

>> No.27883774

>>27883616
Did Gura ever tell us a single reason she was given for why it was stopped, or are people just assuming what Cover said and that they're lying.

>> No.27883775

>>27882701
Yeah, they only really get fan backlash because of males or very obvious quality issues like literal holes in Gura's model. Everything else is just non-fans looking for things to attack.

>> No.27883786

>>27883743
3D

>> No.27883816

>>27883616
>The Shion daki sells to all the same places

This just tells me it’s mainly due to Gura being the most subscribed vtuber and the fact of how popular her merch sells. It’s scaring Cover into not being sure if it would attract to much of unwanted attention.

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27883820

>>27883496
Have this one too.

>> No.27883869

>>27883743
Cover hates IRyS almost as much as they do gura.

>> No.27883889

>>27883616
>they literally just lied to her
bootlickers need to stop trying to come up with rationalizations and excuses and other bullshit and just let it sink in. they literally just lied to her.

>> No.27883916

>>27883816
Gura's mission in hololive is to make a new generation of lolicons and make it socially acceptable and cover needs to stop cockblocking her methods

>> No.27883924
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27883924

>Shion can get a Daki cover but Gura can't

>> No.27883932

>>27883924
that's all the thread is about right now slowpokechama

>> No.27883945

>>27883889
Can I still hate Australia and Canada?

>> No.27883956

>>27883743
hopefully its something or else cover already announced her announcement with a scheduled tweet.
that along with shion getting 1m daki, both of which happened on the same day, really shows once again en management is retarded

>> No.27883966

>>27883945
let it sink in. they literally just lied to her. that's all that happened. management lied to her.

>> No.27883987

>>27883945
Both countries still exist so yeah.

>> No.27884016

>>27883889
nigger we literally know nothing about the situation, I'm not saying Cover isn't retarded 99% of the time, but we should at least know whether it's them to be mad at or not. What if it's Omegay or Jenma that iced it and you're blaming the entire company instead of just them? What if it is legal bullshit and you're too busy blaming Cover instead of Australia/Canada?

>> No.27884020

>>27883889
>analyzing a corporation as a rationalizing economic actor instead of a big meany-pants doodoohead makes you a bootlicker

>> No.27884021

Gura...a little chatty chat comfy members stream as usual time will not overlap with Irys you know...just wanna tell you...

>> No.27884056

>>27883945
hate australia and canada regardless

>> No.27884061

>>27881438
I think Irys would be a better fit for that game, honestly.

>> No.27884066

>>27884016
>>27884020
what fucking mental illness is this? they literally just lied to her.

>> No.27884103

>>27883924
GOD I WANT TO PRONE BONE THIS BRAT

>> No.27884105

>>27884016
How many Cover staff dicks do you suck daily?

>> No.27884119

>>27884021
no

>> No.27884129

holoEN management are corrupt, lying, irredeemable subhuman waste.

>> No.27884149
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27884149

>>27883924
That daki sucks. If Gura's is similar I'll have no regrets not buying it.

>> No.27884163

>>27884066
The only mental illness is your schizo ass believing the voices in your head too much.
>>27884105
Glad to see you read exactly none of my post.

>> No.27884180

>>27883945
Hate Australia.
But, pity Canada. They seethe more being pitied.

>> No.27884221

>>27884119
pwease, it's been 12 days since we last cuddled.

>> No.27884282

>>27884149
It would still be better than any other Gura daki design that's out there right now

>> No.27884288

>>27884105
It was Gura who lied. Cover staff would never.

>> No.27884302

Daki timeloop

>> No.27884344

>>27884302
kronii pls

>> No.27884343

>>27884302
conclusive public confirmation of a terminated manager would solve it

>> No.27884368

>>27884163
Must be a lot of dicks if (You) refuse to give a number.

>> No.27884392

>>27884129
And I'm sure you, and the others complaining, are going to do a whole lot about it.

>> No.27884406

>>27884392
how much are they fucking paying you, shill?

>> No.27884417

>>27884302
Anyone who says the phrase timeloop is retarded.

>> No.27884440

>>27884417
Timelooper mad that people call out his timeloops.

>> No.27884460

>>27884440
Ok shill
Maybe reddit is a better place for you

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>> No.27884493

>>27884417
lol

>> No.27884507

>>27884368
Exactly none, if it turns out to be Cover then I'd agree with you in telling them to eat shit, but if it turns out to be one of the managers specifically then I think it would be a disservice to spread that anger out company wide when it could be focused on the specific manager instead, if it's a supplier then the hate should go there and if it's a countries retarded laws the hate should go there.

>> No.27884516
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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2b1IexhKPz4
Gura should sing this

>> No.27884526

>>27884149
Since it's a 4M wish for the #1 vtuber, they should allow nudity and commission several different designs that you can order in any combination you like. Nude and non-nude for each outfit, as well as Dino Gura.

>> No.27884557

>>27884507
Cover hires and employs the managers you retard....

>> No.27884581

>>27884149
I think its cute. Unless you just don't like the fact that it doesn't show her underwear

>> No.27884590
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27884590

>>27884526
I just want a cute and funny design and that Shion one just isn't good enough. Get one by this guy, that'd be great.

>> No.27884623

>>27884507
The managers are literally COVER.
They represent COVER.
Anyone saying "COVER HATE" is justified.
I have to ask.. are you actually autistic?

>> No.27884628

>>27884343
They will never terminate anyone, they will just mock the "antis" and think of ways to troll us.

>> No.27884640

>>27884623
he's being paid

>> No.27884645

>>27884302
Its not much of a timeloop when new information dropped today. Gura was denied a daki because loli, but Shion then goes and gets one a month later. Worth being frustrated over

>> No.27884646

>>27883924
You think gura is going to buy a shion dakimakura?

>> No.27884654

Your oshi moonlights as a camgirl.

>> No.27884673

>>27884640
In sucking their dicks I assume.

>> No.27884678

>>27884646
Gura buys every piece of holo merch regardless of what it is.
She will probably sleep with the Shion daki at least once though and have a wet dream

>> No.27884700

Reminder that Cover tried to defend a manager after he stalked and raped Mel.

>> No.27884733

>>27884557
>>27884623
Only autistic ones are you if you can't understand the basic concept of "an individual is being retarded, so we should hold the individual accountable", the threads complained about managers a million times before, I don't understand why you fags are so against it now.

>> No.27884736

>>27884654
Don't talk shit about Moona

>> No.27884737

>>27884654
Who?

>> No.27884789

If you could sing a song for Gura, what would you choose?

>> No.27884796

>>27884736
fuck off nigger

>> No.27884799

>>27884654
This isn't the Mori thread anon..

>> No.27884817

>>27884654
Yeah for me privately, as I am the biggest chumbud

>> No.27884819

>>27884789
the only song I know how to sing is the ABCs

>> No.27884839

>>27884789
Ram Ranch.

>> No.27884846

>>27884789
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdnSxSX1nqI

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>>27884590
I'd want to go all out lewd for my daki, but some just want cute or ironic meme daki. It's okay though, I know I'm not going to get what I want.

>> No.27884873

>>27884737
>>27884799
>>27884817
She doesn't do it for chumbuds. None of you make her feel sexy.

>> No.27884899

>>27884868
I like a daki I can hug lovingly, not coom over. Little suggestive is good but not naked

>> No.27884915
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27884915

Gura please... the handcam stream, the ku100, the VR streams... where did your motion go?

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