/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

[Anonymous No.]

IGNORE THESE WARNINGS AT YOUR OWN PERIL:

>DO NOT WATCH GFE STREAMS
>DO NOT WATCH ASMR STREAMS
>DO NOT WATCH FREETALK STREAMS
>DO NOT WATCH MARSHMALLOW STREAMS
>DO NOT MAKE A POINT OF WATCHING EVERY STREAM

YOUR BRAIN WILL IDENTIFY THE STREAMS AS "PERSONAL INTERACTIONS";
YOUR BRAIN WILL IDENTIFY THE STREAMER AS A "CLOSE PERSON";
YOUR BRAIN WILL IMAGINE THERE IS A RELATIONSHIP;
YOUR BRAIN WILL GENERATE AFFECTION.

GIVEN ENOUGH TIME, FEELINGS OF LOVE ARE UNAVOIDABLE.
WATCH THEM FOR ENTERTAINMENT ONLY OR NOT AT ALL.

[Anonymous No.]

sounds like the warning label on my schizo meds

[Anonymous No.]

It's too late for me.

[Anonymous No.]

=======DATAMINING THREAD=======
DO NOT REPLY

[Anonymous No.]

Cells

[Anonymous No.]

Interlinked

[Anonymous No.]

>>2780098
"No"

[Anonymous No.]

WITHIN CELLS INTERLINKED

[Anonymous No.]

>>2780098
>>2780135
>>2780251
>>2780288
>>2780312
>>2780544
>>2780617
>>2780730
enjoy your ban
>why would i be banned
check the rules
>you pretend and say i dont see anything in the rules
someone screenshots it for you
>that rule shouldn't count for insert retard logic here
well too bad its still against the rules
>more retard logic
people mock you

--- but now i've said that ---

you say
>wow that's a lot of presumption i just didn't see the rules

we say
of course you did you're just pretending you didn't so you don't seem as retarded as you are

--- but now i've said that --

you say
>you must be autistic/sperg to write all that

no at this point i copy paste it from a .txt

you say
>you must be autistic/sperg to have it saved


so now we have skipped that long and tedious exchange and its oot of the way why not stop posting and take this to >>>/trash/ or >>>/b/ where it belongs and the mods can delete this thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>2780098
So just watch male vtubers

[Anonymous No.]

>>2780830
Don’t forget to take your meds today anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>2780830
https://files.catbox.moe/0ou9c3.mp4

[Anonymous No.]

Do you long for having your heart interlinked?

[Anonymous No.]

>>>2780098 (OP)
>>>2780135
>>>2780251
>>>2780288
>>>2780312
>>>2780544
>>>2780617
>>>2780730
>enjoy your ban
>>why would i be banned
>check the rules
>>you pretend and say i dont see anything in the rules
>someone screenshots it for you
>>that rule shouldn't count for insert retard logic here
>well too bad its still against the rules
>>more retard logic
>people mock you
>--- but now i've said that ---
>you say
>>wow that's a lot of presumption i just didn't see the rules
>we say
>of course you did you're just pretending you didn't so you don't seem as retarded as you are
>--- but now i've said that --
>you say
>>you must be autistic/sperg to write all that
>no at this point i copy paste it from a .txt
>you say
>>you must be autistic/sperg to have it saved
>so now we have skipped that long and tedious exchange and its oot of the way why not stop posting and take this to >>>/trash/ or >>>/b/ where it belongs and the mods can delete this thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>2780830
Now THIS is schizo posting

[Anonymous No.]

>>2780830
There aren't enough meds on this planet for you

[Anonymous No.]

>>2780830
>he doesn't deny that he's an autistic sperg

[Anonymous No.]

>>2780830
Oh no no no anonchama, your meds

[Anonymous No.]

>>2780981
>...Anonymous
>04/21/21(Wed)18:54:10 No.2780981
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>>enjoy your ban
>>>why would i be banned
>>check the rules
>>>you pretend and say i dont see anything in the rules
>>someone screenshots it for you
>>>that rule shouldn't count for insert retard logic here
>>well too bad its still against the rules
>>>more retard logic
>>people mock you
>>--- but now i've said that ---
>>you say
>>>wow that's a lot of presumption i just didn't see the rules
>>we say
>>of course you did you're just pretending you didn't so you don't seem as retarded as you are
>>--- but now i've said that --
>>you say
>>>you must be autistic/sperg to write all that
>>no at this point i copy paste it from a .txt
>>you say
>>>you must be autistic/sperg to have it saved
>>so now we have skipped that long and tedious exchange and its oot of the way why not stop posting and take this to >>>/trash/ or >>>/b/ where it belongs and the mods can delete this thread

[Anonymous No.]

Sometimes I think medsposting is just a meme, until threads like this pop up once in a while to remind me some of the people posting on this board are legitimately, certifiably insane.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2780866
Wouldn't the exact same thing happen? Just with platonic feelings instead of going full gachikoi.

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>>2781279
>>2781213
>>2781181
>>2781037
>>2781027
>>2780984
>>2780981
>>2780965
>>2780946
>>2780911
>>2780866
FUCK OFF, get banned

[Anonymous No.]

>>2781339
>FUCK OFF, get banned
Don’t worry anon, I’m sure the jannies will come and save you soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2781339
For what, autistic sperg?

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[Anonymous No.]

>>2780098
Anon, this is exactly why I watch streams. Making friends is good for the soul. I've already started working out and getting my life back in order because of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2781577
It hurts... It fucking hurts...

[Anonymous No.]

meds

[Anonymous No.]

>>2780098
>DO NOT WATCH FREETALK STREAMS
Indie freetalk streams are so comfy bros...there is no turning back to my oshi, though i consider her more like a friend and wish her best.

[Anonymous No.]

It's too late and I don't even care anymore. My life is completely empty otherwise

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>>2780098
But anon I only watch her gaming streams. She really awkward in collabs. Sometimes, even with her own genmate. But when she's streaming for me, she can let it all out & be true to herself. Don't you get it? She only shows this side of her to me, I'M SPECIAL TO HER.

[Anonymous No.]

I am a turboGosling, fueled by schizophrenia, autism and the collapse of our degenerate society. My infatuation with my oshi is something to behold. You may fear it, you may admire it, but you WILL respect it.

Please take your meds while you still have time! Save yourself!

[Anonymous No.]

Parasocial relationships are pretty fun. What's all the panic about?

[Anonymous No.]

I am a turboGosling, fueled by schizophrenia, autism and the collapse of our degenerate society. My infatuation with my oshi is something to behold. You may fear it, you may admire it, but you WILL respect it.

Please take your meds while you still have time! Save yourself!

[Anonymous No.]

BUT ANON I DON'T WATCH STREAMS ALL I DO IS SCHIZOPOST

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>>2780098
parasocial relationships are total bullshit.

you're lonely and horny and you found a cute anime girl, this is nothing new and you being a retard over vtubers is not a new fucking phenomenon

[Anonymous No.]

>>2780098
>IGNORE THESE WARNINGS AT YOUR OWN PERIL:
Okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2780098
i will watch every second of kuzuha's streams. i will personally consider him as my bf. i will ignore reality and facts. i will not take my meds. there's nothing you can do to stop me.

[Anonymous No.]

It’s too late for me, I’ve already dreamed about marrying her. I accept my fate.

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>>2782255
IT'S DIFFERENT THIS TIME, OK?!?!?

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>>2782255
True, parasocial relationships is another bullshit term like ADHD or the 2 billion of genders and sexualities, you are just a retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>2780098
YOU FORGOT THE KARAOKE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>2782151
I'm seriously in live with Beatani111!!!!!1!!!!1!!!!!!!!

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>>2780098
It already happened but I'm over it. I'm a very fickle person who will burn bridges and cut someone out of my life and my heart very easily and go from true love to pure hate. I also have a boundless morbid curiosity and desire for knowledge so I read up everything I can about their roommates, all of them. Eventually the person is bound to disappoint me to the point of the love turning into hate process that I described. So it's alright, I'm over them. Don't worry about me, OP! Haha!

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>>2780098
yeah i cant fucking take polkas outro out of my head. i believe everything you said

[Anonymous No.]

>>2782416
i lost braincells trying to figure out what bullshit you are pushing

wherever you came from, go back there and defend your simping somewhere else

[Anonymous No.]

>>2782981
share your wisdom, how do we live an enlightened life free of self-comforting lies?

[Anonymous No.]

not even close to baseline

[Anonymous No.]

>i lost braincells trying to figure out what bullshit you are pushing
>wherever you came from, go back there and defend your simping somewhere else

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>>2783522
I dunno what to tell you. I'm pretty stubborn. First or second sign of some deal breaking imperfection and I'm bitterly broken hearted but ultimately done. It's unfortunate, I really liked Amelia's fat tits and sweaty underarms but the (ex?)boyfriend shit killed it for me.

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>>2782981
we dont care about you or your relationships
save your shit for people who do care

[Anonymous No.]

>>2783605
stop posting your selfies

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>>2783627
the experience of falling in love with a vtuber is literally the subject of this thread you fucking stupid tryhard faggot, go fuck your own ass with a steak knife

[Anonymous No.]

>>2783667
so you want me to not call you on your bullshit because the bullshit is the point of the thread?

well, ok
sure, ill leave and let you justify simping in peace

[Anonymous No.]

>stop posting your selfies

[Anonymous No.]

>>2780098

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>>2780098
I WILL love my oshi,
And there is nothing (you) can do about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2783983
>basedjack(345)
I kneel.

[Anonymous No.]

>IGNORE THESE WARNINGS AT YOUR OWN PERIL:
>>DO NOT WATCH GFE STREAMS
>>DO NOT WATCH ASMR STREAMS
>>DO NOT WATCH FREETALK STREAMS
>>DO NOT WATCH MARSHMALLOW STREAMS
>>DO NOT MAKE A POINT OF WATCHING EVERY STREAM
>YOUR BRAIN WILL IDENTIFY THE STREAMS AS "PERSONAL INTERACTIONS";
>YOUR BRAIN WILL IDENTIFY THE STREAMER AS A "CLOSE PERSON";
>YOUR BRAIN WILL IMAGINE THERE IS A RELATIONSHIP;
>YOUR BRAIN WILL GENERATE AFFECTION.
>GIVEN ENOUGH TIME, FEELINGS OF LOVE ARE UNAVOIDABLE.
>WATCH THEM FOR ENTERTAINMENT ONLY OR NOT AT ALL.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2780098
>gfe is pure unadulterated cringe
>asmr makes me recoil and feels like someone is gonna bite my ear off
>freetalk and marshmallows are fucking boring
>too busy to even consider watching every stream
Yup, feels good being a casual enjoyer with no oshi. Don't understand how it's even possible to unironically go full gosling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2782255
>parasocial
I did not use that word one single time. Fuck yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>2784589
I'm mostly this, but I enjoy Ame's freetalk superchat readings cause of the stories she tells and fish facts. That and the nice radio in the background.

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>>2780098
Is this a warning or a advertisement?

[Anonymous No.]

>>2782330
I fear that day when i see first dream about Mori and even more that day when i see dream of her roommate.[/ spoiler]

[Anonymous No.]

>>2782883
This but unironically.

[Anonymous No.]

IGNORE THESE HELPFUL SUGGESTIONS AT YOUR OWN DISCLOSURE:

>PLEASE WATCH GFE STREAMS
>PLEASE WATCH ASMR STREAMS
>PLEASE WATCH FREETALK STREAMS
>PLEASE WATCH MARSHMALLOW STREAMS
>PLEASE WATCH KARAOKE STREAMS
>PLEASE JOIN YOUR OSHI'S PAID MEMBERSHIP
>PLEASE DO MAKE A POINT OF WATCHING EVERY STREAM

YOUR BRAIN WILL IDENTIFY THE STREAMS AS "PERSONAL INTERACTIONS";
YOUR BRAIN WILL IDENTIFY THE STREAMER AS A "CLOSE PERSON";
YOUR BRAIN WILL RECOGNIZE THERE IS A RELATIONSHIP;
YOUR BRAIN WILL GENERATE AFFECTION.
YOUR HANDS AND WALLET WILL GENERATE AKASUPAS.

GIVEN ENOUGH TIME, FEELINGS OF LOVE ARE UNAVOIDABLE.
WATCH THEM FOR ENTERTAINMENT AND TO FIND AND MARRY YOUR ONE TRUE OSHI.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2784589
Pretty much like this, though I admit it would be fun if I could watch every stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>2780866
This doesn't work you just turn gay

[Anonymous No.]

Just try and stop me from being a Gosling.
I dare you!

[Anonymous No.]

coward

[Anonymous No.]

>>2789901
God speed

[Anonymous No.]

>>2781510
Commit suicide, wojakposter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2780251
wasn't this the exact moment he realises JOI wasn't real and never loved him though?

[Anonymous No.]

it's fun sometimes

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>>2780098
Dread it, run from it, goslingposting still arrives.
>https://youtu.be/atWNsROdzDo
Technically this doesn't count as GFE, ASMR, or a Zatsudan.

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>>2782255

>parasocial relationships are bullshit. You just have a parasocial relationship

I never heard parasocial used with a negative connotation outside of 4chan, twitter and clickbait blogs. You people slurp up their narratives like pasta and it's starting to get on my nerves.

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>>2780098
Schizo just found out psychology is a thing lads...

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Interlinked.

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>>2780098
I've never watched this flick so I don't understand this picture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2792736
Then go watch it

[Anonymous No.]

>>2782255
There is a difference, because in this instance the cute anime girl represents a real person. The problem is when you start to think you know this person and when you start to become concerned about this person's day to day life. You'll just end up emotionally unfulfilled. And that's how "schizos" are created.

But you're right that parasocial relationships are nothing new. Doesn't mean that it's not something you should be cognizant of.

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>>2780098
WITHIN CELLS INTERLINKED
WITHIN CELLS INTERLINKED
WITHIN CELLS INTERLINKED

[Anonymous No.]

Dreadfully distinct.

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>>2780098
based, I purely enjoy vtubers for their entertainment only, thanks for your service OP

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>>2780098

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>>2794649
>had a same motivation as you last year
>laughed at goslings for being pathetic and though i would never be like them
>then Mori made her first real AMSR
And ever since then i have turned into gosling.

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>>2780098
>People actually watch Freetalk or ASMR streams.
Pretty cringe ngl.

[Anonymous No.]

>asmr/gfe streams
i am mentally healthy, thank you very much

[Anonymous No.]

>>2794940
Asmr was supposed to combat insomnia or something, right? But a few minutes of Noel's ASRM and the knowledge that she often does it in her undies make it so that I'm rock hard and restless instead of relaxed.

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>>2790962
Yes.

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>>2794928
rip anon, almost became a gosling myself when uto mentioned my name on a stream once without any supas, best of luck to you goslinganon

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>>2791538
I heard this in a shitty Glink Youtube video first. No on here uses parasocial seriously except when it's to complain about it. Like right now.

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>>2780098
I see nothing wrong with any of that.
You are aware that they are entertainers, right? Its their job to be fun and interesting so you will watch them again.
Their random talk and gossip is also a fun way of killing time and giving context to their stuff, it is also part of their job.
There is no reason to be afraid of getting to "care" for them, you end up caring about any long term service providers in your life, caring about their wellbeing because they made your life easier or more enjoyable, I got pretty sad one time when the old man from the bakery died, his bread was godlike and he had an uplifting personality too. This is the same for the Vtubers, its ok to care about them because they make your day more fun, its ok to compensate them with SC or whatever to support them.

Getting to this point doesn't mean you're a schizo. Any normal person knows where to draw the line without even having to think about it.

[Anonymous No.]

Bros is chloe (the yellow/brown asmr cat) a babiniku? Pease i beed to know

[Anonymous No.]

>PLEASE DO NOT BE ALARMED. WE ARE ABOUT TO ENGAGE
>The Nozzle.
>PLEASE DO NOT MOVE WHEN
>The Nozzle.
>IS ENGAGING
>MOVING WILL DISRUPT CALIBRATION OF
>The Nozzle.
>PLEASE WAIT WHILE WE CALIBRATE
>The Nozzle.
>PLEASE DO NOT LOOK AWAY FROM
>The Nozzle.
>The Nozzle.
>IS NOW CALIBRATING
>The Nozzle.
>IS STILL CALIBRATING

[Anonymous No.]

>>2796993
Yes. Listen to the voice, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2797063
I CAN’T TELL NIP VOICES APART IF THEY’RE NOT DEFINITIVELY MALE OR FEMALE, ANON

[Anonymous No.]

>>2798470
It's a male voice, anon. The voice is definitively male. You should be able to tell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2782173
Based schizoposter

[Anonymous No.]

>>2780098
I'm too old for that shit. I know.
Hell, I hate women to boot, I watch vtubers for entertainment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2798495
I guess I just wanted to believe

[Anonymous No.]

>>2780098
>DM your oshi
>0/0

Heh, you corpos are weak.
You will never know true pain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2796737
>Any normal person knows where to draw the line without even having to think about it.
And that's exactly where the problem lies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2800644
So it was you nigger. Why did you fucking think it was a good idea to DM a faggot 1000 miles away just to say "h-hi!"

[Anonymous No.]

True, do what OP says, watched first and only Gura ASMR and it suddenly started for me, I managed to get out before it got worse, it feels great at the moment but after it ends or she interacts with another person it feels like a void in your soul, I managed to get out before it was too late, Anon get out as soon as possible too

[Anonymous No.]

>>2782416
>fell for jew psychological meme
consider suicide

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna marry my oshi and none of you can stop me

[Anonymous No.]

>IGNORE THESE WARNINGS AT YOUR OWN PERIL:
>>DO NOT WATCH GFE STREAMS
>>DO NOT WATCH ASMR STREAMS
>>DO NOT WATCH FREETALK STREAMS
>>DO NOT WATCH MARSHMALLOW STREAMS
>>DO NOT MAKE A POINT OF WATCHING EVERY STREAM
>YOUR BRAIN WILL IDENTIFY THE STREAMS AS "PERSONAL INTERACTIONS";
>YOUR BRAIN WILL IDENTIFY THE STREAMER AS A "CLOSE PERSON";
>YOUR BRAIN WILL IMAGINE THERE IS A RELATIONSHIP;
>YOUR BRAIN WILL GENERATE AFFECTION.
>GIVEN ENOUGH TIME, FEELINGS OF LOVE ARE UNAVOIDABLE.
>WATCH THEM FOR ENTERTAINMENT ONLY OR NOT AT ALL.

[Anonymous No.]

It’s not that big of a deal, people fall out of love after 9-10 months anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

I flew too close to the sun, I became the Gosling I hated and feared

save me bros

[Anonymous No.]

>>2813299
>>2813047