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Shinzo Abe edition

>> No.27718036
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So who do we ask to let us in now?

>> No.27718335

I WILL have sex with a japanese hag, i swear i'll Abe proud.

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>>27718036
We're no longer asking

>> No.27718967

>Abe is gone.
>The borders are never reopening again
>Yagoo's master plan to not let filthy gaijin touch his precious cunny and hag army has been fulfilled
Why even live?

>> No.27719084
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>>27718967
Mio is reason enough

>> No.27719235

Big hag
Small hag
Strong hag
Weak hag
Friendly hag
Perverted hag
Tsundere hag
Yandere hag
Active hag
Passive hag
Fat hag
Thin hag
Large hag
Flat hag

>> No.27719310
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Marry and Reproduce

>> No.27719437

>>27719084
Abe's useless and couldn't open the border before he died. Now it will never open again due to increased security and I'll never have my night time post-breeding cuddles with Mio.

>> No.27719439
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>>27495389

How do we save her?

>> No.27719471

>>27719439
>How do we save her?
Let me in

>> No.27719480
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>>27719084
holy shit that's good

>> No.27719502
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>>27717372
I will impregnate this hag in order to honor Abe's memory

>> No.27720393
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I was looking at the catalog and saw this was the Shinzo Abe edition, and got confused. Then I heard the news. Fuck, now I've got to go to Japan and impregnate every Japanese person, but especially the hags

>> No.27721258
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>> No.27721350

>>27719235
I will impregnate them all

>> No.27721614
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I will breed Mio a baseball team in memory of Abe

>> No.27721702

>>27718036
By Abe's ghost, I WILL get into Japan and I WILL impregnate those hags

>> No.27723976

>>27717372
in honor of abe, i will impregnate them and fulfill his dreams of increasing the breeding rate in japan

>> No.27724200
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I will name our first male puppy Abe.

>> No.27724243

>>27717372
Fuck Abe died first before I can breed the japanese hags

>> No.27724347
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I can't believe he's gone. I will make Abe happy, I wont let his dying wish go to waste.

>> No.27724428

Is the divegrass Abe model going to have a halo?

>> No.27724758
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Such bullshit. All Abe wanted was for the Japanese birthrate to incline.

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Whoa, Watame. I know you have a spicy side but this isn't this too red hot for Susan.

>> No.27725970

>>27725938
isn't this*

>> No.27726021

rest in peace Abe-san
I will do my best to uphold your dream by impregnating as many hags and cakes as my body can handle

>> No.27726520
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my Mio figure came in today, now I have 2 hags on my shelf

>> No.27726556

>>27726520
based 4chan rotating my images

>> No.27726672

Why did Taiga order a hit on the former PM?

>> No.27726680
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>>27726520
>>27726556
That's what you get for using an iPhone.

>> No.27726767

>>27726680
I have an Android phone though

>> No.27728352

>>27717372
Hagbros, Abe is dead... How do we get in Japan now and get a hag wife?

>> No.27728406

>>27719439
be a shota

>> No.27728602

>>27717372
This art is shit

>> No.27728722
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Abe, I’ll carry on your will.

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Now that he's gone I am no longer asking.
I WILL impregnate them all

>> No.27728928

I will breed with polka and name our kid abe

>> No.27729623
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may we breed a whole generation in honor of Abe

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>>27724758
Then it's on us to carry on his wish

>> No.27731246

>>27718036
Kishida
You’re our only hope

>> No.27731333
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I'm doing my part

>> No.27731449

>>27719439
A Cleopatra-type bath of shota cum.

>> No.27731541
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>>27718967

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>>27719235
Some as big as your head! Give em a twist, a flick of the wrist! That's Ghost Abe said!
I've got a loverly bunch of Oba-sans.

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hag needs tummy so her body know its well nourished and can reach maximum fertility

>> No.27734940
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>> No.27735645

>>27719439
Punish her whenever she over works herself

>> No.27736030

>>27735645
>Punish her
how so?

>> No.27736158

>>27731333
Good edit.

>> No.27736347

>>27719439
I will save her.

>> No.27739008
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>> No.27741432

>>27739693
BIGGER IZUMI PAPA, BIGGER!

>> No.27742530

/hag/ roster poll is up. You can vote multiple times and add more hags to the poll. The 23 most voted will be in the team
https://poal.me/8nno0q

>> No.27743568
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I...

>> No.27743984

>>27743568
NEED TO CARE FOR POCHI

>> No.27744607

Abe... Why did you let us in? You were our last chance.

>> No.27744933
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The way is shut. It was made by those who are Dead, and the Dead keep it, until the time comes. The way is shut.

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>> No.27748653

>>27747568
I miss Polka

>> No.27748842

>>27748653
Everyone asks where is Polka but not how is Polka

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>>27719235
cant believe Dr Suess got into /hag/
about time they did though
as nothing is more patriotic than being an el cumer for hags

>> No.27751833

>>27739693
please give mama mio the correct fat milk laiden tits she deserves Izumi Sai chan
arigelatto

>> No.27752307 [DELETED] 

>>27751833
>Mio’s deep in her third trimester now, her sagging milk filled tits and dark mature nipples sit atop her pregnant belly full with several kids, just longing for your tender embrace
https://litter.catbox.moe/86vyhl.png

>> No.27753184

>>27731072
>every time i see this image
>WHO FUCKING HAND THIS IS?
>oh right its two perspectives.

>> No.27753187

>>27751833
>Mio’s deep in her third trimester now, her sagging milk filled tits and dark mature nipples sit atop her pregnant belly full with several kids, just longing for your tender embrace
https://files.catbox.moe/cdknau.png

>> No.27754340
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>>27742530
give an indie retro hag a chance!! she is in dire need of companionship

>> No.27757264

So who will carry on his legacy?

>> No.27758040

>>27757264
To impregnate all japanese hags? Leave it to me

>> No.27758403

>>27758040
You’re either gonna be rich or bankrupt the economy, cause japan pays its citizens for every kid they make

>> No.27758745

>>27758403
i'm going to make Miosha fucking rich...

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>>27726556
4chan strips EXIF data so you don't dox yourself, this includes the EXIF rotation. You need to re-save phone pictures in an image editor, preferably after cropping and downscaling them.

>> No.27759195

>>27758403
>>27758745
https://www.weforum.org/agenda/2018/01/why-people-in-japan-are-being-paid-to-have-babies

>> No.27761362

>>27719439
She's dead bro.

>> No.27761525

This is what happens if you insist on using condoms with your hag gf
https://twitter.com/kuzuaki/status/1542491941203750912?t=TLx4DqXp_lQIfXs5kzjEGw&s=19

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>> No.27763588
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>he- is this on or not? Oh ok.
>hello anon-san, sou, it's me. I left this in case something bad happened to me and if you're receiving this, it happened.
>I had my policies, I had good intentions with them and they didn't worked, I tried to open the borders before whatever happened but... Guess It's not happening, uh?
>So, it's up to you now, anon-san, I'm passing the torch to you and I hope you can fulfill it for me, please do your best, save glorious Nippon!
>sayonara anon-san, I hope you finish what I started, if you can't make it, it's okay, just make sure to cheer for your fellow bros. I have to go now, I have an rally to attend and make a speech.

>> No.27766183

>>27763588
Don't leave me Abe.

>> No.27768064
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>> No.27770119

>>27736030
give her belly rubs and tickle her until she gives up

>> No.27770231

>>27761525
Watame did nothing wrong.

>> No.27770244
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>>27763588
NO ABEE
DONT LEAVE ME

>> No.27770413

>>27753184
That's a pillow behind her head

>> No.27771371

>>27761525
How do I view shit on twitter without an account?

>> No.27771581

>>27771371
Replace the twitter.com with nitter.net in the url. It will take some time for new content to show up though.

>> No.27771672

>>27771581
Nitter still works? Last I tried it couldn't view restricted content either, could've been me just being a retard

>> No.27772736

>>27771672
Yeah. Sometimes it gets rate limited but it'll give you like 20 options for mirrors if that happens.

>> No.27774735
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>>27763588
Woah, Shinzo Abe needs me?
Okay, I’ll do it
I’m going to bat for you, Abe!

>> No.27774908

>>27742530
>Abe that low

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>> No.27777012

>>27719235
>Yandere Hag
enlighten me.

>> No.27777183

>>27724200
Isn't Korone a mother already?
You'd also have to take care of someone else's kids. Not that it's necessarily a bad thing.

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I promise Uncle Abe I will start a family with a hag and make you proud.

>> No.27777806

>>27777183
>Korone a mom
Interesting rrat.

>> No.27778036

>>27777806
>He didn't see Korone's Switch home screen with a math game for pre school kids

>> No.27778072

>>27777183
>Isn't Korone a mother already?
Yeah, sorry about that.

>> No.27778427

>>27774908
Choco that high
>What happened bros...

>> No.27778587

I want to FUCK hags

>> No.27778755
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>>27778587
This but me

>> No.27778849

>>27778036
It's a possibility but I can see Korone just having it because funny stream where doog can't do math

>> No.27779026

>>27719439
POCHI HATE
POCHI HATE
POCHI HATE

>> No.27779594
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breeding material, for Abe

>> No.27779809

>>27778036
>he doesnt know it was for Okayu

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>>27779594
That's a nice belly Mio has there

>> No.27780197

>>27779809
Dumbo fatto catto

>> No.27781922

>>27777806
It's an ancient rrat from/jp/

>> No.27782056

>>27778427 (me)
I just came back to this thread and saw the greentext was reversed, it's late hours I'm retarded

>> No.27782451

>>27782056
Who were you quotiong anyaway? Regardless of reversed or no

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>> No.27783981
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Am I retarded for feeling kinda down (not sad) about Abe passing away?

>> No.27784041

>Marine called herself 30 years old on stream
Is it finally time?

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>>27783981
No, anon
he was a big political figure and Japanese patriot, he also was some kind of symbol of the time long gone by now.
He will be missed /here/ by a lot of anons

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.

>> No.27784872
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>>27784780
The time has come hagbros

>> No.27785426
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>>27783981
It's normal to feel down when a kindred spirit passes away

>> No.27785563

>>27784872
>The time has come
And so am i

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>>27763588
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=knmguftL4ac

>> No.27786511

>>27719310
Ever since debut I’ve been unbearable horny for Lui. Then I saw her roommate and good lord almighty I NEED TO BREED HER

>> No.27786583

>>27784041
>>27784780
Her birthday is Christmas, so it becoming time is a Christmas miracle.

>> No.27786616
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I want to impregnate this dog (cow)

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>>27759195
>Moreover, he noted that the biggest improvement in fertility in the country was in a town called Ama on the island of Nakanoshima, which has a "leveraged scheme to incentivize mating"
“How’d you get so rich, anon?”
“Oh that’s just my breeding money from all these kids I made with my hag wife”

>> No.27791656

In honor of Abe's memory, I WILL impregnate at least one hag before I die.

>> No.27793369
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>>27791656
He would be disappointed if you only did it once

>> No.27793413

>>27719439
First of all she needs to take care more, she keeps overworking herself that doctors finally diagnosed her with overwork.
Next she needs to also take care of her back.

>> No.27794126

>>27789311
Sauce

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>> No.27796114

>>27786511
Fuck I need it please sponfees me I'm madly in love with Lui-nee

>> No.27796170

>>27796114
NOOO I MADE A TYPO CKC JK BTHGSFGHQ CFD XFHFD

>> No.27797078 [DELETED] 

>>27796114
in green kimono
https://files.catbox.moe/iaextr.jpeg
https://files.catbox.moe/p33s9o.jpeg
https://files.catbox.moe/pmhnkr.jpeg

>> No.27797151

>>27794126
Tokonone

>> No.27797166

>>27797078
Oh... Lui-nee...

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>>27797078

>> No.27798858

>>27797078
Taking her physical appearance and personality into account, it should be a crime punishable by death if any man within a 10 mile radius of her has legitimately at the very least not wifed her ass up.

>> No.27798957

>>27798858
Chloe has as all beat, anon.
No one has a chance.

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>>27797078

>> No.27799392

>Abe isn't around to see senchou hit 30
fuck this gay earth

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>>27797078
Abe, I will make you proud, trust me

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I want to get isekaid with my wife Miosha

>> No.27801378

>>27801051
Me on the right.

>> No.27801503

Please don't sexualize Aki
https://twitter.com/akirosenthal/status/1545762098138951680

>> No.27801808

>>27801503
It's a shame she's a blonde. Her voice is my favorite but her model doesn't do it for me.

>> No.27801910

>>27801808
I'm not a big fan of her model either, but I can quite easily get off to how she moves that body.

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>>27801503
What if Aki sexualizes me first?

>> No.27801991

>>27753187
Those look heavy, i'll help myself to some to relieve her

>> No.27802201

>>27742530
Glad to see Pochi doing well!
On a poll, at least...

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>>27801808
>It's a shame she's a blonde
Watch your tone, brother.

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>>27742530
>Patra at the bottom
C'mon guys the ASMR Succubus doesn't deserve this.

>> No.27802470

>>27802372
No one gives a shit about 774.

>> No.27802526

>>27802352
Polka's like the only blonde I can jerk off to. I'm unfortunately a white man surrounded by white women all day and blondes don't really excite me.

>> No.27802582

>>27802372
She was added late into voting.

>> No.27802669

>>27802526
My condolences. Hopefully you can escape California someday and rediscover the joy of blondes.

>> No.27802744

>>27742530
If Abe isn't the /hag/ GK then I will personally fire Caretaker-san out of a cannon.

>> No.27802965

Wait, Rion is a hag?

>> No.27803068
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>>27802965
Yes. Isn't it fucking great that this literal retard is a hag in need of breeding by me?

>> No.27803177

>>27803068
The whole time I thought she was in her early 20s or something.
She's got the brain damage of a zoomer.

>> No.27803241
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>>27802526
Look at it this way anon
At least you don't have my skin color debuff where the only people that will have interest in you look like you or are looking for approval points.

>> No.27803281

>>27803241
The life of a nigger do be hard.

>> No.27804210
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>> No.27804242

>>27804210
Sauce? This is really cute.

>> No.27804580

>>27804242
https://twitter.com/BORUMETE/status/1545707504658948098

>> No.27806112

>>27804210
Being a glasses wearer I always thought seeing it in fanart would be off-putting. But seeing my hag friend and her friend wear them they look really pretty.

>> No.27806168
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27806168

Do you agree with her?

>> No.27806247

>>27806168
I don't agree with her because she's not 30 until Christmas. Then I will continue to not agree with her because Toko exists.

>> No.27806380

>>27806247
I thought she was 30 in a couple weeks

>> No.27806445

>>27806380
Her Birthday is the 25th of December.

>> No.27806464
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27806464

PATRA LOVE

>> No.27806547

>>27806168
>tries to talk about the attractiveness of older women
>can't help but throw older women under the bus in order to puff herself up
kek women are so predictable

>> No.27806648

>>27806445
Goddamnit i've been lied to

>> No.27806684

>>27806547
Who are you quoting?

>> No.27807087

>>27806168
No, there's already quite a few cute 30+ year olds in Hololive.

>> No.27807671
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27807671

>>27807087
Cute hags

>> No.27809120
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>>27807087

>> No.27810130

This might be incredibly autistic but I made sure to order the Mio hoodie since I was worried she'd be sad if it didn't do well even if I won't wear it.

>> No.27810557
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>>27810130
No way it wont sell well. People have wanted it for years.

>> No.27810593

>>27810130
Assuming it’s a one size fits all kinda deal you may not even be able to wear it if you don’t have the tiny body of your average Nip.

>> No.27812043

>>27810593
>you may not even be able to wear it if you don’t have the tiny body of your average Nip
Oh, wait, i get it now. Mio-san sells this stuff in one size to weed out guys with unimpressive backs. You are supposed to tear it in half with your back muscles to pass the test. Sasuga Mio mama. Wisdom does come with age.

>> No.27812103
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>>27797078
Lui!!!!!!

>> No.27812314

>>27810557
I want to have clothed Sex with Mio wearing her hoodie.

>> No.27812339

>>27802526
Her RM is also blonde too (dyed)

>> No.27812414

>>27797078
Hagbros... I think I'm a lost cause...I'm ngmi...

>> No.27812513

Are Hag bros just based not reporting the Lui sex, or do jannies just give give a shit about the hag haven?

>> No.27812555
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>>27812339
Asians have such beautiful black hair... why do they dye it :(

>> No.27812735
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>>27812513
Jannies are too busy killing the other fetish threads.

>> No.27812918

>>27812513
The latter. /hag/ is relatively slow and there's a nonstop flood of shitposts in the catalog and big generals

>> No.27813488

>>27812314
Just to clarify, is she wearing the hoodie, or you? Or both?

>> No.27813758
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>>27812513
Little bit of both, I think. We're definitely a low priority for moderation compared to the eternal shitstorm encompassing most of the rest of the board plus I've had images comparatively a lot less risque than pic related deleted in other threads but every time I've posted this one here it stays.

>> No.27813762
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>>27812513
Both

>> No.27815597

>>27813488
Yes.

>> No.27815739

>>27812735
meanwhile /become/ keeps on dying on arrival...

>> No.27816246

>>27810557
I've never bought something from the store before until the hoodie

>> No.27816538

>>27812043
I have to move very cautiously when wearing my Coco kiryu-kai hoodie cause of my back...

>> No.27816575

>>27816538
How big are you? I'm a 5'9" M size so it should fit right?

>> No.27817263

>>27810593
>>27812043
Anons, The most important measurement is the P2P, or width
The hoodie is 64cm/25in wide, so find a hoodie or shirt that fits you and get a tape measure and measure from armpit to armpit across on a flat surface or bed
Anything less than your shirt is too tight and won’t fit you, anything more and it’ll be looser/baggy
Keep those in mind and you’ll never need a size guide if all they have is measurements

>> No.27817677
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27817677

Thinking about this cute hag in a nice dress
https://twitter.com/tenmamaemi/status/1545738207303815168?t=PKMGk-siuPGaNyqX5HpZlQ&s=19

>> No.27817893
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>>27817677
Someone delivered
https://twitter.com/holo_wakame/status/1545747070698782720?t=lrYrFLJr2k8Ygp224xPs6g&s=19

>> No.27822453

hag love

>> No.27822728
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27822728

I want Kaela to just absolutely annihilate my kneecaps

>> No.27824397

>>27822728
Why do you want her to hurt you?

>> No.27824728

>>27824397
Not that anon but getting killed by one's oshi sounds pretty rad.

>> No.27825448
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>>27763588
I will Abe-sama...I will marry all the unwanted chubby Japanese women just for you, and make their children tall like me...

>> No.27825493
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>> No.27826888
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27826888

furea's new cover is pretty good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhvlu2-whlo

>> No.27827014

>>27734934
BASED

>> No.27829371
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>> No.27831423
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>> No.27831456
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>> No.27834359

>>27797078
Good lord. Her voice sounds older but she's adorable, I need to heal her with love.

>> No.27835145
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>> No.27835968

>>27802744
I was thinking of using Ben Franklin in the team to represent us. Since he has some letters talking about the benefits of dating older women. Dont really wanna have more than 1 male

>> No.27836767
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>>27835968
While that is true this is still a mostly JP thread so it would be more fitting to have Abe.

>> No.27838609
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>>27797078
>Understands and speaks (simple) english
>These images
I'm already attached to a similar hag, but FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.27838850

>>27817677
Where I can find dresses like that to gift it to a hag?

>> No.27839345
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>> No.27841579
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27841579

GF
She's working hard for her comiket booth, please support her by watching her streams (Specially her ASMR streams).

>> No.27842724

>>27829371
Flare is so fucking hot my god.

>> No.27846917

Supposedly the new Phase Connect Gen has a bunch of hags.

>> No.27846946
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27846946

What is the hag thread stance on Sora?

>> No.27848075

Hi /hag/ I'm pretty sick right now. Can you post hags taking care of someone, cooking, helping her kids, etc. Anything wholesome

>> No.27848150

>>27846946
She's the forbbiden hag. Soratomos will never accept her hag status

>> No.27848536

>>27848150
She’s not my oshi but I do like Sora quite a bit, and I love hags. There’s just something about her that stops me seeing her as one though, despite evidence supporting her hag status.

>> No.27849280
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>>27797078
>Post still up
You're all right, /hag/.

>> No.27849435

>>27849280
There's also paizuri art that's still up in another thread as well

>> No.27849643
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>>27848075
Get well soon /hag/bro

>> No.27849920

>>27849280
Meanwhile if you even think about Mori’s roommate you’re pre-emptively banned.

>> No.27850102
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>>27848075

>> No.27850142
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>> No.27850376

>>27850142
That’s the look of a woman wondering why no one has impregnated her yet.

>> No.27851227

>>27812555
They want to be white. Everyone wants to be white.

>> No.27851330

>>27851227
Understandable for niggers and sand niggers to want to be white, not so much for the good Asians though.

>> No.27851562

>>27851330
t. Ramirez

>> No.27851689
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>> No.27852485
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Mio ASMR soon
https://youtu.be/kPoux7oeHhE

>> No.27852695

>>27850142
One piece swimsuits are fucking hot

>> No.27853139

>>27851562
I’m white as fucking snow desu

>> No.27853196
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>>27853139
>I'm white as fucking snow desu

>> No.27853429

>>27853196
It's funny because it's true.

>> No.27853460

>Botan tweet in good mood going out for election right after assassination
What did she mean by this

>> No.27853641

>>27853460
>self-engineered firearm
shit, at all adds that up, that guy was from the SSRB mines.

>> No.27853953

>>27853196
kek

>> No.27854093

>>27853196
>>27853429
I am an Ausfag with Scottish and German blood.

>> No.27854236

>>27797078
I took these photos btw. Afterwords I had clothed sex with Lui in her kimono.

>> No.27854465

>>27852485
Gentlemen, it's that time of year again.

>> No.27854543

>>27854465
>>27852485
stop giggling Mio I'm tryin to enjoy your slurping sounds.

>> No.27854628

>>27854093
Sure you are *wink* *wink*

>> No.27855088

I just fucking arrived and it's already over.

>> No.27855109
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>>27854628

>> No.27855270

>>27855109
How the fuck did you manage to take a better picture of the stairs than your arm?

>> No.27855320
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27855320

Sexy friend

>> No.27855574
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27855574

>>27854236
Why did you put on her kimono for the sex?

>> No.27855593

>>27855270
You need to realize that the average iq on this board is on the room temperature levels.

>> No.27855643
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>>27855109
>mutt thinks this is white
lol, lmao even

>> No.27855785

>>27854543
This reminded me of her trying to teach Korone drinking ASMR, but Korone kept chocking on the water in the most sexual way.

>> No.27855795

>>27835968
Ben's quotes are funny and relevant as chants, but as a person he has nothing to do with this thread, not even as a meme - you don't see posts about him. The vast majority of viewers won't get why he's on the team, while Abe will be understood and enjoyed by basically anyone in the coming months, and is very relevant to the thread currently.
Also, as someone who isn't American, I don't even know who Ben Franklin is beyond that he was involved with the founding of the US (?).

>> No.27855860

>>27855574
Because she asked me to wear it and I’m not turning down if it could blow my chance.

>> No.27855887

>>27855643
>Am Ausfag
>Brings Amerimutts into
What did he mean by this

>> No.27855941

>>27855643
"White" is an American term in the first place, and includes people like Italians or Slavs nowadays. If you want to get specific, talk about European ethnicities.

>> No.27856257

>>27855270
kek
>>27855785
https://youtu.be/CfZLjhdfGsM?t=139

>> No.27856506

>>27855887
Look up the definition of mutt and get off the internet.

>> No.27856575

>>27797078
Reminder that Lui said she can't imagine ever falling in love because she's too afraid of being hurt. She needs to be saved

>> No.27856733

>>27856506
No.

>> No.27856872

HAG SEX
https://files.catbox.moe/865p1y.jpg

>> No.27857236
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>> No.27857610

>>27857236
>Anon, you did what now when you heard me fart?

>> No.27858097
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>> No.27858172

>>27856575
>There’s still a chance, however fucking small that I could be Lui’s first love
Bros…

>> No.27858198

>>27786616
Is she actually 35

>> No.27860992

>>27855795
>Also, as someone who isn't American, I don't even know who Ben Franklin is beyond that he was involved with the founding of the US (?).
He was printmaker and scientist who made important to contributions to a lot of fields, most notably electricity - he was the first to prove that static electricity was the same fundamental 'thing' as lightning, created one of the first capacitors, discovered the existence of positive and negative charges, and discovered conservation of charge.

His biggest contribution was as the diplomat to France during the war for independence. He fucked his way around the French aristocracy to get America support and became a /hag/ enthusiast in the pursuit of FREEDOM.

On older women as lovers, he had this to say:
>Because in every Animal that walks upright, the Deficiency of the Fluids that fill the Muscles appears first in the highest Part: The Face first grows lank and wrinkled; then the Neck; then the Breast and Arms; the lower Parts continuing to the last as plump as ever: So that covering all above with a Basket, and regarding2 only what is below the Girdle, it is impossible of two Women to know an old from a young one. And as in the dark all Cats are grey, the Pleasure of corporal Enjoyment with an old Woman is at least equal, and frequently superior, every Knack being by Practice capable of Improvement.

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>>27848075

>> No.27861507

>>27860992
So not relevant to /hag/ outside of the quotes about older women, which are already in as chants. I'm not one to whine about 2 males, but if there's only one it should be Abe with how popular he's been here.

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>>27848075

>> No.27861852

>>27855320
Is friend's skin always this pale?

>> No.27862811

>>27860992
While he is an important figure being a /hag/ is a footnote to him.

>> No.27862814

>>27861852
Yeah, she’s pretty white.

>> No.27862963

>>27834296
What's the stake here?

>> No.27863243

>>27862963
Whoever wins gets to have your babies
If you win, you get to pick

>> No.27863305

>>27862963
Winner gets my cumshot that’s backed up after NNN straight into their womb.

>> No.27863398

>>27862963
(You) are.

>> No.27863427

>>27862814
Not to sound racist or anything but its good to see someone that I adore so dearly as pale as snow. I thought I was the only one that was really pale.

>> No.27863496

>>27863243
it's win-win then... i feel bad for rigging the stakes so much.
though i'm pretty decent at poker, i'm going after the Mio prize.

>> No.27864228
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>> No.27864360
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>>27863243
Too bad Polka’s at another table

>> No.27864655

>>27863496
Sorry looks like friend won this round
https://files.catbox.moe/wpevk2.png

>> No.27864727

>>27825448
Dear god, i wish this artist did more.

>> No.27864786

>>27863427
It’s not racist, pale Asians are hot as fuck.

>> No.27864947

>>27855795
It seems that someone wasn't here for VTL2. We have some phrases of him in the audio export. And talked a lot about him /here/. His letter were posted severao times. Meanwhile Abe is just a meme that didnt really do anything no increase the birth rate

>> No.27864953

>>27864786
They also have skin lightening creams they put on before and after sun to lessen the tan they get
Which explains why most people in tokyo wear long pants all year

>> No.27865028

>>27864947
If I hadn't watched VTL2, how would I know about the chants?

>> No.27865078

>>27834296
Fuck the game, and fuck the hags.

>> No.27865154

>>27865028
By lurking on the thread. Not everything need to be spoonfeed to you. With that logic we would fill the team with Reddit memes

>> No.27865167

>>27864786
Oh, is she also that pale in real life? I never knew that as I was mostly going on about her character.

>> No.27865223

Pregnant hags.

>> No.27865437
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>>27864360
Sorry but she isn't there because she already took me home.

>> No.27865643
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>>27865167
I was more so referring to the character as the character is Asian, pale and hot as fuck. But no, the roommate isn’t anything particularly pale or anything

>> No.27866002

>Bump limit reached
>Lui sex makes it through unscathed
God bless

>> No.27867169

>>27866002
That’s the power of haglove
Don’t trust any woman under 30!

>> No.27867701

>>27865643
God, those hips look so fertile. They'll endure into her 40s

>> No.27867822
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27867822

>>27867701

>> No.27867885

>>27865154
>Not everything need to be spoonfeed to you.
Exactly, because I know. And why did you bring up reddit?

>> No.27868485

>>27777012
An obsessive hag that will rape you if you look at another hag

>> No.27868623

>>27861597
ookami mio was impregnated by a horny anon (me) in the sweltering summer of 2022

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>>27777012

>> No.27868871

>>27868623
there’s a reason why it’s the hottest summer on record in japan
you gotta beat her heat too

>> No.27869308

>>27868871
So the heat wave world is experiencing comes from hags in heat? Hot

>> No.27869464

>>27868485
That sounds really hot, TBQH

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27869520

>>27848075
here

>>27868623
Please tell your daughter to stream, I miss her.

>> No.27872509

>>27857236
>Watching porn when you could be cumming inside your wife! Unbelievable
>That's it, you're getting CORRECTED!

>> No.27872900

>>27867822
This is true

>> No.27873632
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27873632

gamer!

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27874320

New thread
>>27874262

>> No.27877166

>>27846946
I love her lewds

>> No.27877289

>>27865643
I have no idea how does this artist make it, but all of his [her?] pieces, even the NSFW ones, are just incredibly cute.

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