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/nasfaq/ - NASFAQ General - i want gura to bite me with her shark teeth edition

Thread for the discussion of NASFAQ, a financial market simulator based on holding of coins that represent the members of Hololive and some of their mamas.
This is a fake stock market game meant for to be played for fun, and is not a real stock market (cryptofags will not be happy here , no real money involved, NO you won't get better at stocks from this, mods will ban on-topic threads like this but keep up 30 drama threads).

https://nasfaq.biz/info - READ THIS. No seriously, read it, faggot.

Research 1: https://schedule.hololive.tv/
Research 2: https://holo.poi.cat/
Research 3: https://hololive.jetri.co/

F.U.C.K. Reports (Market-based reports, updated daily): https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/104gsM_vZz1MuhJxfuYeT_xNFC1Qk1h7zeLVoCyFsrSw/edit?usp=sharing
"Real Oshiboard" spreadsheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1c-ioaVcHWb4kMHXF8kqND9mZ_O84P-xLzbDoY-JGmrk/edit?usp=sharing
https://files.catbox.moe/jhccbu.webm (embed) (embed)

Revised Haaton Wallet Analyzer sheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1ou-iTo4fF9YcPWKZZtqsG-SjUJDWBJ20Wxrrwc2-he8/edit?usp=sharing
Returns Report temporary archive: https://rentry.org/returnsreport
Aggie. Come draw, all skill levels are welcome: https://aggie.io/cgcows3hns

Mikofag's humble attempt to archive some of the thread OC: https://mega.nz/folder/NeQghDqL#mSL13SdqKjKgYVjFCgF6Iw
Thread Lore: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1BNIA50Z2vw4pS6gLbxyTL5trAfIo-Uo22womorcx-7o/edit?usp=sharing

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>>27580673
God damn it...

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>forgot the subject
>image has nothing related to /nasfaq/ not even a pitty /nasfaq/ text
see you next thread

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>>27581035
gura is a coin
buy goora
buy goomb
goomb sex

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>>27581104
then use something like this for the op image instead of an image you just got from /ggg/

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>>27580877
fpbp

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C-COMBO BREAKER

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Make sure to buy IRyS!

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>>27584715
Humiliating

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>>27584715
Most unfortunate

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>>27584754
holy shit sana streame- oh

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>>27587148
Brown snake girl?

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>>27584715
you lack hatred

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>>27587148
sana you say? I havent heard that name in ages...

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Aki (and Matsuri)

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Roboco (and Watson)

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Heed my call!

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>>27591171
Shuddup im trying to sleep

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Luna (and Duck)

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Haven't been active for a few months. What the fuck are funds? Are they just in-game guilds, that you can buy shares of?

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>>27591171
Is this the new numbers dev summoning ritual?

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>>27591442
So the ones with multiple people are guilds but the ones with only one person is you buying shares of that person. The stocks that they buy will pay out to all the share holders are dividends on fridays. Thats all i've figured out so far.

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>>27591442
Mutual Funds essentially function like players you can buy parts of. They can trade and have different tax applied to their trades, as well as a higher multicoin. Their dividends, rather than going to the "player" account of the mutual fund, are distributed amongst the shareholders.

Their main appeal is that they are managed, so they are actually able to go against the market, since they can trade.

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>>27593118
Why does this read like a applause post

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would you?

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>>27593763

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>>27592993
>>27593118
So. shares are basically coins that are tracking perfomance of the player, instead of stats of the streamer? In case of multiple people in a fund - it will take an average or something?

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>>27595071
No, the Mutual Funds are essentially "players" in and of itself. If they have multiple people in a fund, that means that multiple people can make trades for said fund (if they are Board Members).

Mutual Funds have their own liquid and portfolio, and can trade up to 50x with a 10% flat tax.

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>>27593763
>Why does this read like a applause post
and what's that supposed to look like

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Hello /nasfaqg/, we’ve prepared a financial report for you, the Returns Report. Seeing how leaderboard place might not entirely reflect how well or how poorly you are doing anymore and the benchmark page is vulnerable to daily market fluctuations, we’ve collected data from all active players with open wallets. It was then processed and separated into four categories: Trading, Investing, Dividends, and Wallet Appreciation to gain more insight into your performance during the past week. Mutual Funds are treated similarly. The tables will use colors to denote possible membership of a corporation/group after they form.

>Changelog
• Reminder: you can request individual user ledgers, either as images or .csv files! Just message Triangle or Clocks.
• Two additions have been made for income overview and trading overview: ‘±’ and ‘Diff’ columns, explained in the Income Overview. For example: last week, Ninjin was 3rd in the trading overview, now he’s 1st, and at the time of data collection he was the 20th player sorted by net worth. So, his ± is +2 and his Diff is +19.
• Mutual Funds Overview/Trading sections have been added. They function essentially the same as players.
• I’ve performed a description clean-up of the Report.

>Game Activity
• There have been 213 players who made at least a single transaction in the past week, which is 10 less than last week.

>Disclaimer & Limitations
The data collection has several limitations:
• It does not include data from closed wallets.
• Inactivity is denoted solely by the lack of trades in the past week.
• If someone were to open and close their wallets over the week, it’d only count the open-wallet period.
• User had to exist at the moment the beginning of the week, when data collection started.
So, if you are active and want to see your performance in those reports, set your wallet to public!

Due to peculiarities of the data collection, there is a single case in which an active account would not be featured in the Returns Report, even with an open wallet. All three conditions have to be fulfilled:
• Account was created last year.
• Account’s wallet is open.
• Account never bought a coin.
In this single case, that account would need to be manually added. No active accounts fulfill those conditions right now. Nevertheless, if you do not appear in the Returns Report and would 1) want to 2) fulfill three criteria above, please send a direct message to Triangle Consulting.


>Income Overview
The data was collected during the 20:00 GMT+0 26.06.2022 to 20:00 GMT+0 03.07.2022 period. Data is sorted from largest to smallest total income during the data collecting period.
To define the sources of income:
- ‘Trading Profit’ stems from selling coins within the last week. Once a coin is sold, an associated ‘buy’ transaction is matched. The difference between buy price and sell price, deducted by buying/selling taxes, constitutes the trading profit column. Zeros in this column indicate a lack of sells, while negative values indicate inefficient trading.
- ‘Investments Profit’ stems from coins bought but not sold within the last week. In this case, the ‘profit’ is measured by taking the buy price and subtracting it from the 14-day average price of the coin. Negative values here indicate buying coins above their base price and holding them – large negative values are often the signs of heavy oshicoining or spending large amounts of money at once.
- ‘Last Dividends’ is simple enough. It’s the dividend payout from 02.07.2022 dividends.
- ‘Wallet Appreciation’ is the increase in net worth caused by market inflation. Bigger wallets have coins that remained ‘passive’ throughout the entire week are neither bought nor sold; however, the market is trending upwards, and thus they increase in value over time slightly. It’s calculated by taking the 21-day average price of a coin one week ago and now, subtracting them, and then multiplying by the amount of ‘passive’ coins in the wallet for every coin. Naturally, if the market were trending downwards, we’d observe a wallet depreciation, loss in value.
- ‘Auctions’ is the net balance of all auctions that finished within the data collection period. This factors in taxes on the side of the buyer, since the seller of the item only receives 95% of the bid.
- ‘Share Payout’ is the dividends paid out to shareholders by mutual funds.
Additionally, ‘±’ and ‘Diff’ columns are added next to ‘Rank’ in the report. ± outlines the change in position from the last week’s report, with N/A meaning that said user did not figure in last week’s report for some reason. Diff is the difference in placing between the income/trading overview rank and real leaderboard rank. The more positive those numbers are, the better, since in ‘±’ case it means improvement from the last week, and in ‘Diff’ case that means that in terms of either overall or trading income you are ‘punching above your weight class’.

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>>27597714
>Trading Overview
Using the same data, this breaks down all ‘active’ trading profits into categories and sorts players by total trading profits from last week.
‘Trading Income’ is the basic difference between the buy and sell price of coins, ‘Trading Taxes’ are losses from buy/sell taxes in the two matching transactions. Taxes differ based on multicoin count. ‘Trading Profits’ is simply income minus taxes.
‘Invested Amount’ is the amount of money converted into coins by unmatched buys. ‘Investment Income’ composes of ‘Invested Profit’ plus ‘Investment Taxes’, it’s highlighted for consistency. ‘Investment Taxes’ are losses due to taxes associated with those transactions. In theory, 4.5% is the minimal investment taxes/invested amount ratio, while 45% is the maximal ratio, representing only 1x buys or only 10x buys. ‘Invested Profit’ is the difference between the price the coin was purchased at and its average price, minus taxes; you can consider it a forced sell of every coin bought during the week at the average price.
‘±’ and ‘Diff’ columns function identically to the ones in Income Overview.
As you can see, trading differentiates the players a lot. While total income was correlated mainly with rank, especially high on the leaderboard, trading easily differentiates between players who are close to one another.

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Oh nyoo

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>>27597725
>Dividends Overview
This section is meant to represent the long-term investment quality, represented by wallet composition. ‘Last Dividends’ displays the last dividends payout, ‘Average Net Worth’ is the average of daily net worth measured at 20:00 GMT+0 on every day pre-dividends, and ‘Approximate ROI %’ is ‘Last Dividends’ divided by ‘Average Net Worth’. The data is sorted from highest ‘Approximate ROI %’ to lowest. Since it is just an approximation and concerns a single payout, you should aim for being consistently high rather than always being on the top.
The ‘Dividends’ section of the Report is a work-in-progress and thus has some limitations: it is susceptible to price fluctuations and since it only takes into account the last dividends, it will favor newer players and oshicoiners of the top coin(s) over people with wallets that are better diversified for week-by-week stable dividend income.

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>>27597739
>Income by Source
In this table, the total income of the past week was split into its core components, indicating how much every element contributed to the weekly profits. When a component brought losses, it was skipped so all components would sum up to 100%. This table is sorted by rank.
Higher-ranked players rely almost exclusively on dividends and wallet appreciation for profit. Trading has a maximum profitability cap associated with it since the number of trades you can make in a single cycle is limited.
On the other hand, trading can make up the bulk of income for the newer players It remains the primary method of climbing since it heavily differentiates between players, while dividends are more or less the same percentage-wise.
Auctions are a niche source of income most of the time, but can explain much of the rapid movement at later pages of the leaderboard.
Wallet appreciation can be a major source of profit or losses, depending on the direction of the market.
Shares Payout is, in essence, similar to dividends, except that it is projected to increase over time due to the growth of funds.

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>>27597759
>Funds Overview
Funds data is sorted from largest to smallest total net worth at the data collecting period, same as in the game.
To define the sources of income:
- ‘Trading Profit’ stems from selling coins within the last week, same as for the individual players’ report.
- ‘Investments Profit’ stems from coins bought but not sold within the last week, same as for the individual players’ report.
- ‘Total Dividends’ is the total pool of dividends that was then divided by the number of shares and distributed to shareholders.
- ‘Fund Appreciation’ is the increase in net worth caused by market inflation, same as for the individual players’ report.
All of those are added to get the ‘Total Weekly Profits’. Since those funds have very different total net worths, it is then divided by average net worth over the last week to get ‘Avg. Returns’, roughly assessing how much a fund has gained compared to its net worth. Please note that this is only an estimate due to the inclusion of ‘Investment Profit’ column, and that the data for fast-growing funds might be slightly inaccurate in terms of their real returns.

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>>27597780
>Funds Trading
This section functions identically to Trading Overview of individual accounts, except that it looks at the trades of mutual funds. It is sorted by total trading income.

That concludes the Returns Report. Are the results what you expected? Is there some functionality you’d want for us to implement? Feel free to discuss and give us feedback.

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>>27595315
>(if they are Board Members).
I thought so too, but that is not the case.

Members:
Buy/sell coins for the fund
Chat
Collectively split 1.5% of revenue from shares sold

Board Members:
+Add/remove members
+Bulletins

CEO:
+Dissolve fund
+Add/remove board members

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>>27597725
My spot in the top 10...

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>>27598405
>[File deleted]

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What's the benefit of selling shares in MFs? If I'm an investor.

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>>27598857
You're getting back money you can re-invest elsewhere, but mutual funds are usually good for holding.

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>>27598857
None, funds are literary free money, no reason to not buy and hold forever.

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>>27599125
Unless the ceo shut it down, then goodbye to your stacked shares

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>>27599622
Right, but you receive back money from them.

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come listen to this cute hag sing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vyFRI4ELvco

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ohhhh i need to shit

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>>27599641
wait really? So whats the use for the 7 day countdown if you'll get everything then?

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Ohhhhhh I have to go cum

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>>27600418
They need to liquidate every coin in their fund, and it's a notice to investors probably not to invest more.

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Buying 10x marine
Current Price $74,038.33

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Like a glint from the blue, here's a quick Morning Review.

Top 3 Upwards Adjustments (of 19)
>Marine :: $27,148.70
>Kiara :: $18,867.92
>Kanaeru :: $10,300.19

Top 3 Downwards Adjustments (of 47)
>Korone :: -$14,294.47
>Miko :: -$12,175.89
>Hololive :: -$9,309.17

Overall Average Adjustment is -$246.99
Average Upward Adjustment is $5,468.68
Average Downward Adjustment is -$2,557.58

Don't get baited, pick up some good deals, and bring lots of lemon butter today.

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>>27600555
Holy fuck checked

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God with Luna being at 17k I could sell Luna at this price and then hen she crashes again pick up almost 3 Luna for every Luna I've sold

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>>27600519
my mpp is risiiinggggg

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>>27600737
She's been a turbo shitcoin for months and you waited until she started streaming to do this. Baka.

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>>27600771
im actually contemplating for a truce for this day.

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>>27600819
Weak. Weak, weak, weak!

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>>27600868
haha

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>>27600863
but im too poor, donate please

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>>27600944
Buy my Bibi.

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>>27601065
hey no cheating

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>>27601096
>cheating

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As requested

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>>27601364
As demanded

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>>27601418
As a warning
death to mahjong

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>>27601418
>As demanded
>>27601467
>As a warning
kek

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>>27601364
it hurts
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ominous

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>>27601364
>>27601418
Most expensive game of chicken since the Cypher/Deadbeats incident.

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>>27597725
Hey, thanks for including the relative position on the leaderboard

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>>27601686
>Cypher/Deadbeats incident
how big is the damage in that chicken game? -200m?

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>>27600207
I did, it was nice

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>>27597714
When was the data cutoff for this one?

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>>27601748
It went on for months and took about 100-150m per person per week.
>>27601851
>20:00 GMT+0 26.06.2022 to 20:00 GMT+0 03.07.2022
I just posted it late since I wanted to work on funds and adding the +/- was much, much harder than anticipated.

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>>27601917
>adding the +/- was much, much harder than anticipated.
What was hard about it?

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>>27601967
Well, since it's the only part of the whole Report that relies on data from the last week, I had to add three more sheets to the Excel workbook I'm using for the RR, make it retrieve past data, calculate last week's position, and then match the userid from a week ago to the userid this week, since people can change usernames and their leaderboard positions change too. It was much more complex than it seemed.

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>>27602072
Thanks for your work. I'd have been happy with something simple like this though

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>>27602072
Genuine question, why are you using an excel workbook and not something more powerful like a SQL database?

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>>27602623
Because my specialty is data analysis and I'm a computer troglodyte with too little time to learn database management. Why do you think I always manually traded with Zhonkbot?

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>>27602744
>specialty is data analysis
>computer troglodyte
I see much suffering in your future.
Work smarter not harder you dingus.

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>>27603085
Specialty within NASFAQ, my education and career path have little to do with data management, just analysis of whatever the machines spit out. I'm not a mathematician/programmer/economist/data analyst.

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As requested.

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Im kinda retarded. How do you read the taxation chart from the fuck report?

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>>27603562
>How high was your multicoin when you bought?
>How high was your multicoin when you sold?
>This is how much you need the value to increase to actually make money over the taxes you pay.

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Test

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>>27603806
I adjust my multibuy though. What value should I pick?

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Watching someone make the most dogwater trades in the 30 person group and there is nothing I can do about it

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>>27604345
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>>27604567
Assume the highest if you want to play it safe.

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>>27604819
Sabotaging a rival mutual fund by joining their ranks with an alt and making absolutely retarded trades!

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>>27604819
how were they bad?

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>>27604819
This is the price you pay to tie your success to someone else

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>>27605658
Tell me with a straight face you did a single rep before clicking the buy and sell buttons

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>>27605888
i never do reps, i just sell green buy red

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>>27605943
I can tell, its all for fun anyways I guess

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>>27606121
I think its still pretty good though

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>>27606159
Its okish, the overdiversity is preventing us from reliably just doubling up daily on share price though. Most of these coins we do not want, and holding them for more than 1 day is losing money

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>>27606886
i just saw no one else doing trades and decided to do something...
If you have a better plan, there is still some money to use, go ahead with it

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>>27606970
Don't worry about it, I am partially twisting your leg at this point, double managing will get us killed by taxes, shoulda left the gura alone though i think

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>>27594195
yes

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I didn't buy enough Kiara to sell two days straight...

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>>27609575
there's also going to be a live today...

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>>27609575
NGMI

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death to mahjong

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Death to Mahjong rules

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Aki

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Kronii!

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Miko
>>>/wsg/4612558

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nasfaqg is dead

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>>27626391
Sorry about that

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oooooh i gotta shit

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>>14292952
I'm coming back home

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post em

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>>27627255

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>>27627255

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a network

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>>27630617
>mori
>ocean goblin

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>>27630617
how do I get a double hat

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>>27631146
sovlles

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>>27630617
I'm on there!

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>>27631347
Marry someone with a ribbon on their dick

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>>27633504
You're implying priestess is married to anyone other than the investigator?

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>>27633632
Yeah, me

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>>27633632
Yeah, me.

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>>27634399
>>27634440
Investigator and his multiple schizo personalities. I've been out of the loop this couple past moths, did anything juicy happen between those two or is it still dead aster my schizopost?

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>>27634798
Investigator went to the void looking for his wife

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>>27634798
I don't think that ship ever existed anon, sorry to tell you that.

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>>27634798
alive and well

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>>27635535
Holy newfaggotry

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>>27635642
It can't be this has to be a cover up

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>>27635535
You are a fool, romanceanon. A fool.

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19th hour, enjoy, etc.

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>>27635673
>>27635787
I definitely know more than both of you about this.

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>>27635937
Favorite ships right now, romanceanon?

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>>27635937
>he doesn't know

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>>27636133
>>27635937
you're not allowed to say rushia with yourself

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>>27635937
>hasn't seen the truths inside of my head
>hasn't seen the light
>hasn't been aware of priestigator since day 1
You naive, naive child.

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>>27635642
hes back with brat now?
what are the sexual implications of this

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>>27636239
mating press.

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Just realised that as soon as i decided to actively trade my account went from 45 mil to 35 mil

anyone want my asshole so i can get back to shape

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>>27636239

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Like a bolt from the blue, it's time for the Numbers Review.
Data collected at cycle 60.

Here's the R.I.C.H. report for today:
>Total Shares in circulation amount to 39,910,390, a 0.62% increase from yesterday's volume
>Average shares per coin is 604,703. There are 26 coins above this average.
>Calliope currently has the highest volume, at 2,970,966 shares, or 7.44% of market volume.
>Pochimaru currently has the lowest volume, at 97,248 shares, or 0.24% of market volume.

Top 5 Volume Increases (of 43):
>Ollie :: +9.2%
>Pochimaru :: +8.7%
>Sana :: +5.9%
>Korone :: +5.7%
>Fauna :: +5.2%

Top 5 Volume Decreases (of 23):
>Ui :: -10.9%
>Choco :: -5.5%
>Luna :: -4.7%
>Marine :: -4%
>Iroha :: -3.9%

4 coins (Rushia, Coco, Aki, Civia) had a net 0% change in volume today.


Here's the R.I.S.E. report for today:
>Starting Liquid is estimated at $268,880.03, which is an increase of 1.5% from yesterday's estimate.
>Total Market Value for today is $1,243,753,994,421.69, which is an increase of 3.11% from yesterday's Market Value.
>Average Value per Share is $31,163.66. A total of 13 coins are above this average.
>Calliope currently has the highest value, at $144,021,587,654.10 in total market value, or 11.58% of market value.
>Nana currently has the lowest value, at $1,061,173,372.36 in total market value, or 0.09% of market value.

Top 5 Value Gains (of 38):
>Marine :: +44.5%
>Kiara :: +33.7%
>Ui :: +24.9%
>Kanaeru :: +21.8%
>Choco :: +21.7%

Top 5 Value Losses (of 28):
>Mumei :: -24.3%
>Korone :: -22.1%
>Nene :: -21.9%
>Haato :: -18.2%
>Miko :: -17.7%

2 coins (Civia, Rushia) had a net 0% change in value today.


Here's the F.R.E.E. report for today:
>Today's Superchats totaled to $379,522,111, which is an increase of 38.37% from yesterday's Superchats.
>The Broker made $2,690,998,853.66 today, an increase of 19.00% from yesterday's salary.

Top 5 Superchat Increases (of 14):
>Mel :: +3.0%
>Kiara :: +2.1%
>Gura & Sora :: +1.1%
>Choco :: +0.9%
>Ayamy :: +0.6%


Here's the M.O.V.E. Report for today:
>5 coins (AZKi, Coco, Aqua, Rushia, Civia) adjusted red, but are still trending downwards.
>5 coins (Suisei, Laplus, Pochimaru, Risu, Ayame) adjusted red, but are now above their pre-adjustment value.
>1 coin (IRyS) adjusted green, but is now below their pre-adjustment value.
>55 coins are on projected trend lines and have not intersected with their pre-adjustment values.

Top 5 Most Volatile Coins (per Hour Average):
>Marine :: $929.93 Down
>Korone :: $774.05 Up
>Miko :: $688.38 Up
>Kiara :: $628.32 Down
>Ui :: -$523.08 Down

Top 5 Least Volatile Coins (per Hour Average):
>Ina'nis :: $1.18 Up
>Civia :: -$2.62 Down
>Coco :: $2.80 Down
>AZKi :: -$3.68 Down
>Melfissa :: $3.93 Down

Overall Average movement was $23.58 per hour.
Average Upwards movement was $143.99 per hour.
Average Downwards movement was -$187.14 per hour.

The Financial Underwriters of Comprehensive Knolwedge would like to remind you to stay informed, shitpost responsibly, and FUD accurately.

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>>27636239
are we just making up people now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>27636359
>he doesn't know

[Anonymous No.]

>>27636133
>>27636205
Fine, me and bread.
>>27636180
>>27636210
Oh, I know. Unlike you two I talked to one of them personally.

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>>27636472
he said ships, with an s

[Anonymous No.]

>>27636472
I genuinely forgot a human being called bread existed somewhere in the history of this thread and just thought you were stuffing your anus with bread

[Anonymous No.]

>>27636472
I talked to them both personally in my head, please don't be rude...

[Anonymous No.]

>>27636472
"ships" plural, give us more!, I need to know if romance is blooming or not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27636472
>Unlike you two I talked to one of them personally.
proof or it didnt happen

[Anonymous No.]

>>27636569
>>27636672
I would, but I'm not exactly free right now. Maybe later.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27636829
Occupied by bread...

[Anonymous No.]

>>27636829
ooh? are we "kneading" some "dough"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>27636829
I can wait, romance updated are always worth the wait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27636934
>>27636961
Unfortunately, that's not the case.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27637532
>Unfortunately
Needy Fandead...

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>27637673
why are you trying to make me horny...

[Anonymous No.]

>>27637673
it is well known deadbeats are weak to anal

[Anonymous No.]

>>27637673
Need deadbeat gf

[Anonymous No.]

>>27638174
deadbeat bf*

[Anonymous No.]

>>27638474
given what we've seen, deadbeat gf

[Anonymous No.]

>>27638474
>takes it up the ass
>5 times a day
>not the gf
??????

[Anonymous No.]

>>27638543
it takes a true man to always take it up the ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>27639126
triangle post

[Anonymous No.]

>Triangle
>Applause
Maybe deadbeats are the true gf experience

[Anonymous No.]

>>27639203
I want to isosceles Triangle and obtuse his angles.

[Anonymous No.]

I look away for 2 measly hours and suddenly everyone's being very gay.
Come on now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27636829
Give me the ships rundown please...

[Anonymous No.]

I give up, somebody is going to keep bumping with something gay until I fall asleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27643567
>too poor for mutual funds
there's many of them that are below $1000... some even lower than $100 even...

[Anonymous No.]

>>27643567
I play tomodachi life

[Anonymous No.]

>>27643735
*too poor to be managing one? or botting

[Anonymous No.]

>>27643567
I jerk off to holos while thinking of nasfaq players, matching them with their oshi

[Anonymous No.]

>>27644117
Which holo do you jerk off to the most?

[Anonymous No.]

>>27644227
for the sake of the community and the players I love so much I shouldn't answer that

[Anonymous No.]

>>27644604
Can you answer it pretty please with a cherry on top

[Anonymous No.]

>>27644747
Mumei

[Anonymous No.]

>>27644909
Clock hands typed this

[Anonymous No.]

>>27644909
Wow you REALLY miss Avarice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27644747
The other reply is not me, and I'll stop posting for now
I've actually never done it to Mumei

[Anonymous No.]

>>27644117
Why? What's the point? I don't understand, how does that do anything other than turn you off? Associating players with holos has actually made it a lot harder for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27645013
It's not like anyone knows who you are therefore you should give us the Holo you jerk it to the most

[Anonymous No.]

I'm getting out the bat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27645826
when the ina back trend started it was a negative to me because all I thought of was priestess and that turned me off

[Anonymous No.]

>>27646364
It's not about anonymity, lets say it's nana for example (I'm pretty sure we have no one who has her as oshi) how would those players feel? Would they despise it and be inclined to post less? would they start to watch their backs and what things they post? I'd rather just keep it to myself
>>27645826
quite the opposite for me, the mix of hot holo art and knowing the player makes it so my imagination can run wild coming up with situations

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[Anonymous No.]

>>27644980
clocks doesnt miss avarice he already has to suffer his bullshit daily
>>27644909
coom in the moom (male)

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>>27647420
I think you're overthinking things a bit too hard here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27647420
If I post my oshi, will you jerk off to me lots?

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[Anonymous No.]

>>27646579

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>>27647570
I'm fine with the HoloCure arc because it's literally a Hololive fangame. Smol Ame also was a mini-arc. I love it when the talents acknowledge the fans' efforts, and seeing them react to the dumb headcanons is funny.

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>>27652438
it's fun to watch and I enjoy it, just felt topical enough for one of these + the name of the song is Horsey and my ADHD just went from there

[Anonymous No.]

>>27647420
what if there's more than one trader who oshis a chubba

[Anonymous No.]

>>27650627
Post oshi
>>27654045
that just means more fuel for my imagination, however I may favor some players more than others given how often I see them around or interact with them

[Anonymous No.]

>>27654648
aggie?

[Anonymous No.]

None of you faggots better be thinking of me while you whack it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27654704
Why? Just post a pic in the thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>27654810
honestly I was hoping you would mess up and join the aggie on your main account so I can figure out who this is

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>>27654751
the amount of times you 2 have used crying akagi memes of various characters has probably permanently removed any marine hardon he ever had
how would you even represent the squishiness of marine in a male, theres a very thin border between appealingly squishy slightly chubby femboy and ugly fat guy

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>>27654937
I've never once posted crying akagi memes...

[Anonymous No.]

>>27654892
Laplus poster... I can work with this

[Anonymous No.]

What fund should I dump money into? Since I wont 0 out before divs...

[Anonymous No.]

>>27655154
Don't you have overpriced marine to buy x10

[Anonymous No.]

>>27655487
That wasn't either of us, I never drop apostrophes and yeah, I do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27655487
>Don't you have overpriced marine to buy
When'd I say I oshi coin marine?

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>>27654892

[Anonymous No.]

>>27655609
We have other marine posters that are not M or Tampa?
>>27655154
Sorry about that earlier assumption, really any of the top ones should work, delta, haf, miyatsuko, ninjinc and so on, that should burn you lots of money (skipped lazy because 4.1m a share seems like a scam)
>>27655716
Sorry, marine image made me think so

[Anonymous No.]

I will fucking slap you guys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27655716
You knew damn well what you were doing

[Anonymous No.]

>>27656062
I have no idea what you mean officer

[Anonymous No.]

I miss Avarice

[Anonymous No.]

I need to come up with one of these that'd work for divegrass.

[Anonymous No.]

I miss Konnui

[Anonymous No.]

>>27655827
if hes dumping alot yeah, if its a smaller amount temple of trade or kusanagi

[Anonymous No.]

>>27623481
>vp9 is finally enabled
about fucking time

[Anonymous No.]

>>27658663
Every WEBM I've posted here today is also VP9

[Anonymous No.]

>>27655154
>>27658402
having rerun the numbers, i now say temple and luiman

[Anonymous No.]

Let's say I want to buy 1000 shares. Which fund should I buy? I'm not buying towa

[Anonymous No.]

someone give me 5 billion so i can properly teach you all how to invest in shares

[Anonymous No.]

>>27660014
>give me
let me guess, it's one of those life lesson wherein shares are a scam

[Anonymous No.]

>>27659980
top ones for share growth to sell later are :temple of trade, luiman, push push, kusanagi, JO. shuba sneed , wifestax , and akai infinite
but those are growing fast cause theyre smaller funds out of the 2 bil + funds : chrono bank, haachama and ninjin have 1.6% daily growth and if you just want to dump huge stacks, 1000 haf or ninjin is 400-500mil

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>>27660153
No just unironically one of the most exploitable funds requires a massive buyin. Its only a gamble if you get caught, which you will be gambling since I have now pointed it out because I am a poorfag unable to do it

[Anonymous No.]

>>27658663
>>27658856
They actually fucking enabled vp9?

[Anonymous No.]

>>27660247
Thanks, I think I'll go with ninjin, luiman, kusanagi, push push and wifestax.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27630617
I'm on there!

[Anonymous No.]

>2680 Aki = 1 million in divs
>338 Mori= 1 million in divs
Aki's dividends...

[Anonymous No.]

why weren't there holos in AX? Weirdly enough, nijisanji isn't invited either. Do the organizers have a hateboner towards the two companies?

[Anonymous No.]

>>27663769
All of the ENs were traveling at the same time, so none of them were gonna show. Not sure why Niji didn't show, but it might be related to their own merch push coming up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27644117
Lowkey based desu

[Anonymous No.]

>>27646577
You fool, the bat has no effect anymore

[Anonymous No.]

>>27651487
LMAO

[Anonymous No.]

>>27655154
kusanagi, temple of trade, miyatsuko, buyrys, raymond james, chronobanks, akai infinite, if you really need to get rid off a lot the delta, ninjinc, haf

[Anonymous No.]

What a nice thread, where nothing happened except for financial advice about mutual funds.
>>27660447
I think I know what you're referring to, but it doesn't work with the way share prices are processed. If it first calculated their volume and then the price, then you could pump and dump funds into oblivion.

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>>27666032
it has been a weird thread indeed. Good morning!

>>27655154
Besides my own fund, kusanagi, and temple of trade are favourites. Akai Infinite Capital, Raymond, BuyRys, and Thinkpad are also good options from among the mid-cost funds.

Miyatsuko and funds of similar price or above if you need to get rid of hundreds of millions quick.

I might be forgetting some since i still havent had my coffee and my head work slow

[Anonymous No.]

>>27647420
what types of situations do you usually imagine?

[Anonymous No.]

>>27644117
I can imagine it working with some players, fandeads are pretty good for it honestly

[Anonymous No.]

>>27668043
what other players

[Anonymous No.]

Aki

[Anonymous No.]

*slurp*

[Anonymous No.]

Pagi!

[Anonymous No.]

dota 2

[Anonymous No.]

>>27672030
arcade mode best dota 2

[Anonymous No.]

ohhhh i need to shit

[Anonymous No.]

Like a glint from the blue, here's a quick Morning Review.

Top 3 Upwards Adjustments (of 19)
>Gura :: $9,973.35
>Noel :: $8,268.46
>Kanaeru :: $4,897.52

Top 3 Downwards Adjustments (of 47)
>Marine :: -$9,041.93
>Polka :: -$8,702.74
>Botan :: -$7,398.23

Overall Average Adjustment is -$876.97
Average Upward Adjustment is $2,198.76
Average Downward Adjustment is -$2,120.35

[Anonymous No.]

I can't believe a birthday call in had so much of a larger impact on Kiara's coin than a 3D concert

[Anonymous No.]

>>27672894
Birthday call-ins are essentially massive collabs, and the 3D live had just a couple of hours to garner views.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27660749
please dont buy in Ive already lost control of my fund

[Anonymous No.]

>>27672093
Based

[Anonymous No.]

>>27673793
I'm buying Ninjinc.

[Anonymous No.]

Aki, once again

[Anonymous No.]

>>27672093
What is your favorite arcade game?

[Anonymous No.]

>>27676307
Street Fighter 2 Turbo

[Anonymous No.]

>>27676307
Watchers of Samsara

[Anonymous No.]

Climbing into the top 100 is impossible

[Anonymous No.]

>>27673975

[Anonymous No.]

>>27676474
That one is good. I remember playing that mod a lot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27673793
Controlling cute Ninjin...

[Anonymous No.]

>>27676522
I dont plan to try at this point, I just wanna be in the green. Only issue is that 50% of my coins are just Suisei and i have too much attachment to sell them when they're good

>>27676619
I think another one i used to play was Farm TD or something like that. Only played that one when I was drunk tho

[Anonymous No.]

>>27676522
It is, especially with mutual funds now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27676307
Epic boss fight

[Anonymous No.]

>>27676680
>i have too much attachment to sell them when they're good
Very relatable
>>27676724
By joining one?

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>>27676728
That was pretty good too. Too bad what happened to it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27676753
Making one and managing it well, either as a small fund with extremely low price so you can grow it yourself as quickly as you can without outside interference, or by making a large fund and skimming that 1.5% on buys to re-invest it into other quickly-growing funds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27676840
A lot of the arcade games at this point except for auto chess are basically like children in africa

they live for 5 minutes and then die of negligence

[Anonymous No.]

>>27676861
I figured funds were just for the top 100 players

[Anonymous No.]

>>27676906
If you have more than 100m you can probably start up and run a fund. 100m with 1,000 starting shares is $100,000 per share, so you'll probably get a nice steady inflow of funds. Otherwise, you could make it with 100,000 shares with less funds meaning $1000 or less per share, which will have lower inflow, but it'll be harder to buy into and you'll be able to grow the share price faster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27677034
It sounds interesting. I'll wait until autotrader is a thing before doing anything

[Anonymous No.]

>>27676680
Come sit on my lap buddy, I'll give you a stimmy,

[Anonymous No.]

Buy moomers

[Anonymous No.]

>Set up my trades and did fund trading for an hour
>Went about my morning
>Come back to start doing more fund trading
>All of the deals are gone
Jesus fuck, took me right back to a year ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27678906
Speaking of which, would it be possible to reduce the impact of mulitcoining on auto-adjustment, especially above 5? Please, devs

[Anonymous No.]

>filter all the annoying auctions
>this is all that is left
lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>27680003
ive still got some hats i need to get rid of ill put them up

[Anonymous No.]

>>27677449
Will those two m's be replaced with f's

[Anonymous No.]

>>27680557
Eighteen more wild hoshiyomis out in the yard
Big bulging cocks ever so hard
[Verse 2]
Orgy in the showers at Holo Ranch
Big hard throbbing cocks ramming hoshiyomi butt

[Anonymous No.]

I hope your fund is going well!

[Anonymous No.]

So when do we get to see the highest holders of each fund?

[Anonymous No.]

It seems like there's a lot to read about funds so I'll just keep trading as if they didn't exist

[Anonymous No.]

>>27679579
I think players is fine, funds on the other hand should be lowered

[Anonymous No.]

>>27683258
I'd like both to be nerfed

[Anonymous No.]

>somebody got whacked for lacunny
low test jannies

[Anonymous No.]

>>27680960
Get Well Soon

[Anonymous No.]

>>27683697
why is your image so low quality

[Anonymous No.]

>>27684383
>[File deleted]

[Anonymous No.]

>>27684383
oh god yes
the sheer amount of cum or fujo liquids he/she must have to wash out of those

[Anonymous No.]

>>27685112
>fujo liquids

[Anonymous No.]

>>27684383
is there a product line for these? someone who sells them? fuck modelling got so fucking good over the last few years

[Anonymous No.]

>>27685406
don't try to fuck that you weirdo

[Anonymous No.]

Can we have a bet on if they'll even be able to get a gun all stream

[Anonymous No.]

Hey guys I'm retarded what's the answers for the captcha I want to sell AmeCoins?

[Anonymous No.]

>>27686291
Anon make your sentence make sense first after that Ill tell you how to pass the captcha

[Anonymous No.]

>>27686357
Tell me the answers or else I'll follow you home and kill your dog.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27686490
ooh i like your spirit

[Anonymous No.]

>>27686357
the sentence makes fine sense, he said hey guys, im retarded, what are the answers for the captcha
what part has you confused

[Anonymous No.]

>>27686490
Sana....

[Anonymous No.]

I'm at the grocery store, want anything /nasfaq/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>27687490
laplussys lapiss

[Anonymous No.]

>>27687490
Yeah could I get uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[Anonymous No.]

>>27687490
>005
is this #dev also I want kitkats

[Anonymous No.]

>>27687490
I need butter, ive run out of butter

[Anonymous No.]

>>27687490
I want a jar of olives

[Anonymous No.]

>>27687490
Fresh tomatoes please and thank you

[Anonymous No.]

>>27687490
I need some bread

[Anonymous No.]

>>27685833
Sure, I gotchu.
Bet's up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27687490
Aki

[Anonymous No.]

>>27688794
>>27688794
>>27688794
new bread

[Anonymous No.]

gay nasfaq sex

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

test

[Anonymous No.]

You guys are fags

[Anonymous No.]

ameposters are CRINGE

[Anonymous No.]

>>27690217
takes one to know one

[Anonymous No.]

>>27690611
>ina glasses (copy 1)
Absolutely disgusting

[Anonymous No.]

>>27690217
Yeah, my fags

[Anonymous No.]

>>27690638
>he doesn't have multiple copies of ina with glasses

[Anonymous No.]

>>27690974
>Ina glasses (copy 8)
Absolutely based

[Anonymous No.]

Test 1

[Anonymous No.]

Test 2

[Anonymous No.]