/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

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>doesn't stream

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>>27416763
ha! classic Gawr Gura

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>>27416763
based

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>>27417711
Yep, that's my shark, hahaha...

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>>27416763
>he isn't tier 3

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>>27416763
>Gets plowed by another streamer

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>>27418089
Yeah, by me

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she’s still at the off collab

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>>27418128
With Calli?
https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1543662250602377216

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>>27418458
I like the "Gura is pregnant yeah, with me version better.

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>all of these popular vtubers making six figures pretending to be anime girls are 'bored' and 'burnt out'
And then in another 10 years when the fad is dead and they're working as a lunch lady at a cafeteria for post-zoomers they'll be 'tired' and 'pissed off' kek.

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>>27416763
Busy trying to get her dakimakura merch approved by management. It's more important than streams for now.

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>>27418173
Yeah, she was at Anime Expo. Didn't you see her?

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>>27418173
I feel like at least one of the people in that image was a lot fatter just 5 months ago.

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>>27418709
>actual size

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>>27416763
See ya Wed Gura

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>>27418580
bro, pretty sure they're set for life

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>not even streaming
>still causes schizos to seethe
Based shark.

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>>27418580
Gura has collected enough gachikois to not work ever again.

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She's too busy texting the guys she fucked at Calli's party probably

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>>27419639
Not if she doesn't stream she hasn't.
This isn't Patreon.

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>>27416763
Nothing new there. Always has been a lazy whore since debut

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Busy getting dicked down by Teddyloid and other friends while recording for Mori's concert

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>>27419771
Aren't memberships pretty much patreon?

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>>27419858
Yes. But don't tell that anon.

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>>27419809
quality > quatity your oshi is a lazy whore too but you just don't realize yet
and no, playing video games doesn't count as working

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>>27418709
Where do I buy this

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Too busy fucking dudes

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>>27420084
Probably Etsy, https://www.etsy.com/nl/listing/1183618534/ looks vaguely similar. No clue how large it actually is, just took something from the first page of search results as an example.

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>>27420307
Wow that thing does not look anywhere near high quality enough to warrant a $120 price tag. Or $400 without the "sale" wtf.
I'd rather buy 15 dino gura plushies

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what a whore

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unironically she's making an original song with Tatsuro Yamashita

[Anonymous No.]

>mori's roommate shit gets deleted
>while they do nothing against 3dpd shit of kson

I fucking hate these fucking useless jannies, posting 3dpd should be a fucking automatic ban.

[Anonymous No.]

just watch mumei in the meantime, remember the meme they share the same braincell

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>>27419898
How many memberships do you think she has, big guy?

>>27419532
>maybe 500k at most after tax
>2 years of work
>already spent a bunch
Yeah I'm sure a few hundred k means she's set for the next 60 years.

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>>27416763
Too busy with shenanigans

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>>27421280
I don't watch whores

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>>27421190
>1 decided to make her IRL personality and Vtuber personality the same to include streams and announcements
>the other keeps her vtuber life and personal life separate
Only a dumbass wouldn't be able to tell the difference between the 2.

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>>27421190
Meanwhile, the actual Kson thread has zero pictures of IRL Kson, but instead is plagued by non-fans arguing about Nyanners

Nobody is happy with the state of affairs except the detestable dramashitters.

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>>27421379
I don't give a fucking shit about your retarded cope, 3DPD has no fucking place in /vt/, it's that fucking simple.

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>>27421294
>How many memberships do you think she has, big guy?
At least 30k.

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>>27416763
she's on ax anon

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>>27421431
DramaCHADs run this board

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>>27416763
She scheduled abortion after she was rapped by Callie's uncle on "surprise party" please understand.

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>>27421448
Kson says cool post bro

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>>27421379
>Mori
>keeping her vtuber and irl life separate

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>>27421675
>looks asian
>hits the wall like a white girl
So this is the power of hapa...

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>>27421675
>those fat rolls
She should stick to the vtuber avatar

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>>27421675
the outfit is kino, but the whore is too fat to pull it off

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>>27421675
>her face looks like this even with makeup
Jesas

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>>27421908
If you think she's fat I fucking dread to think what you'll think of me. I would post pics but this place can be brutal. She's not fat at all, by any standards. This pose and lighting will make anyone look bad.

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>>27424105
>She's not fat at all, by any standards
Yes, she is. But the population has gotten so fat that when you see a person with a normal body, you start to think they're anorectic.

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>>27421675
I can't believe I actually liked her
roastie whore

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>>27424105
She is fat by any historical standards aside from the current american/british ones.

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>>27424105
post tummy if female, the council will decide if you're fat or not

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>>27424105
Shes fat by non-american standards

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>>27424105
Much like how Americans are so fat everyone looks thin to them, SEAniggers are so emaciated by their diet of pagpag and intestinal parasites that everybody looks fat to them.

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Only doing it to make you seethe OP.

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>>27424403
I'm a woman but I'm not huge-huge. Enough to feel insecure but I'm able to get around okay lol. To see people calling her fat just seems insane to me but I'll use it as motivation to better myself I guess!

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She's back to her normal streaming amount like she said she'd be.

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It's just her regular 2 day break to recover from her regular 2 day break to recover from her regular 3 day break to recover from her regular 2 day break to recover from her....

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>>27425147
H O U S T O N
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>>27425186
>>27425209

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>>27420307
>- Size: 30 cm
From the description.

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>>27425147
it's fine bro, I need to lose some fat as well
gotta lay off the burgers and shit for a while

[Anonymous No.]

how long do you give until you chumbuds find a new oshi?

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>>27416763
Ahahahahahaha

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She's too busy getting some European dick

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>>27421778
It's truly evidence that the American diet and lifestyle of sugar and polyunsaturated fat has accelerated aging and obesity compared to Asia

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>>27425147
Please post belly

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>>27426263
Why? You can find bellies like mine everywhere on porn sites. What would make mine so special...a woman that secretly browses /vt/ of all places lmao.

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>>27425147
You're thinking like a man which makes you based. Compile motivation, ignore fat acceptance and architectniggers and better yourself like everybody should. If you have doubts you should watch videos of pedestrians in countries besides America to confirm for your own eyes what really is normal.
Good luck sis, stay healthy.

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>>27426952
Please, just post your belly. Do you have good or bad belly genetics? Some girls are more attractive with some bellyfat.

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>>27426952
amateur bellies>pornstar bellies

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>>27426952
He cant see your face so he's imagining a 10/10 uwu shy girl that posts on 4chan with slight pudge.

That or he's so genuinely lazy and addicted to this board he cant get off it for five minutes to open pornhub.

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>>27425713
67 years or so

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>>27427047
Honestly I'd say good as I'm naturally curvy (I used to be very skinny and still somehow had curves), but lately I've had stressful work stuff going on so I've put on more weight than my default chub.
>>27427081
You can literally just search for that!

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>>27427400
>I'm naturally curvy
>stressful work stuff going on so I've put on more weight than my default chub.
Please, anon... just give me the OL belly.

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>>27427487
Kek

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chumbud here, this gura anti thread is so weird

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>>27427675
Catalogniggers are disconnected from reality.

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>>27421675
bro i hate influencers that cant even train 3 days a week
you lazy fucks dont do shit and get paid tons of money
at very least you should be healthy

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>>27427400
Tits or gtfo

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>>27421675
I wanna kiss her tummy.

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>>27427400
start working out/diet chubby
go back to being skinny

[Anonymous No.]

>30 minutes later
>No femanon belly posted
Useless thread.

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>>27416763
She's lost in the LA nightlife. A different guy every night.

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>>27421294
you're forgetting the
>now a wealthy woman
>has choice of wealthy men

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I want to sniff Gura's lactose intolerant, IBS braps after eating an extra cheese pizza.

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>>27429327
Yeah, all me.

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>>27429327
i knew her and nyanners have so much in common but i didn't know by that much.

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>>27418709
I can actually fuck this . . .

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>>27416763
to be fair, not only was she a rape victim at mori's party but im almost certain she went along with her at AX and therefore exposed yourself even more. so yes, she doesn't stream and she doesn't care about her chumbies

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>>27429765
*herself

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>>27429423
That's not actually how it works though, wealthy men get wealthy so they can get a hot girl. If, for example, she and a guy went into business together and were a powercouple then maybe it would work, but Elon Musk never thought about stealing Jeff Bezos' ex-wife just to dab on him. It would be funny if he did though.

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>>27429765
The time of the chumchud is over.

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>>27429765
Holy shit! Is the real???

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>>27429765
>>27429830
>>27429936
It's unsettling to see you make up shit and reply to yourself like this.
Like watching a retarded child talk to his imaginary friend.

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>>27416763
Yeah, I'll tell you all the deets so buckle up.

The day after the Myth offcollab ended, Mori, Gura, and Ame stayed together and just took the day off to hang out and chill. After a nice breakfast Gura and Ame went out to have some ice cream while Mori stayed behind to catch up on some work. It was very tasty!

Later that night, Gura and Ame were hanging out together watching King of the Hill, when Ame brought up the idea of sleeping together. Gura expectedly was a bit taken aback at the suggestion, even moreso because they had more free beds after Kiara and Ina left, and Ame had previously slept on the couch, so she expected her to want to sleep in a bed on her own. Ame explained that they should make the most of their time together since there's no telling when they'll meet up again, to which Gura agreed and they went to bed together later that night. That was also when Ame invited Gura to join her in her spa trip, to relax after the intense weeks leading up to her birthday and the offcollab. Gura excitedly agreed and they drifted to sleep peacefully, sharing the a blanket and basking in each other's warmth.

The following morning they shared a final hug with Mori, then departed to their spa location. They had a great time together reminiscing on all the fun times that they spent together with all the girls and dreaming cutely of all the possibilities that the future holds. They arrived at their accomodation early and decided to go out for karaoke, since they weren't quite satisfied with their little late night karaoke session the other night, they had the energy to go on for so much longer! They had a great time singing fun, silly and emotional songs together and left still giggling and having the time of their lives. They then returned to the spa and got a nice massage which did wonders to make them both feel very relaxed. They then went back to their room, where Gura was faced with a pensive Ame.

"What's on your mind stinky?" said the small girl with a curious look. "You know, I was thinking about something..." replied the blonde. "Hmm?" Gura inquired.
"You're gonna think it's weird!" said the detective with a pout
Upon hearing this, Gura's expression turned into a smug grin. "Oh, well now I'm really interested, speak up!"
"Well, I was just thinking... I still haven't seen your feet yet... Ugh, I can't believe you made me say that!" said Ame with an embarassed look

Upon hearing this Gura turned beet red. Not only was it her dear friend saying something weird, but she was interested in her feet. Truth be told, Gura had always had a complex about her feet, not that she would ever admit it. Since her childhood she always thought her feet were misshapen and ugly, which would lead to her eventual fixation on the idea of feet.

"W-what are you saying!" said Gura, flushing deeply.
Ame looked at her before covering her face with her hands, embarassed. "See! I told you it was weird!"
Gura looked away while fidgeting. "It's not really that weird. You can see them if you want"
The blonde turned back to face her, "R-really?"
Gura looked back at her friend. "Y-yeah, it's fin. They're weird though"

Gura then slowly took off her socks while the detective stared attentively, the thin white fabric being the only barrier preventing her from seeing her objective. Finally, the socks were off, exposing her feet directly to the blue-eyed girl's awaiting gaze.

"I told you they were weird" said Gura dejectedly
Ame shook her head, "They're beautiful, Gura"
Gura kept feeling so embarassed she could die. "You don't really mean that, you're just being nice"
The blonde placed both her hands on Gura's face and made her friend look into her eyes. "I am not. I really mean it", she said with a serious tone, before looking back down. "C-can I touch them?", she said in a quivering tone.
Gura felt even more nervous, but excited "S-sure, go ahead".

Ame's slender digits traced the curves of Gura's feet, caressing her smooth soles and brushing her cute blue fingernails. "Ame...", Gura said longingly as the blonde continued her massage, feeling every centimeter of skin of the short girl's beautiful feet. "Ame!" Gura yelled as she pounced on Amelia, pinning her to the bed. As a result of the forcefulness of the action their faces ended up centimeters from each other, their hot and labored breaths brushing against each other's face. Being in this situation Gura got carried away, and pressed her lips against the detective's in a swift motion. Their contact was short but sweet as they felt each other's softness.

"Gura..." Ame said sweetly, her expression of shock turning into one of pure affection as she embraced Gura, her pounding heart expressing all that her words couldn't.

Then they had lots of sex that night, and then when they woke up the next day they had even more sex.

[Anonymous No.]

Hearing them all talk about how small she is and how good she smells has got me rock hard all the time now. imagine

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>>27430195
Wow is this true?

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>>27430440
would someone really just lie on the internet?

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>>27429489
>mori- alcoholic
>gura- IBS
>ameglia- gluten free or else
>ina- korean
>mumei- eats pet treats for fun
>kronii- used to browse tumblr
>sana- hollow bones
>irys- crooked toes and bolts in her shoulders
>fauna- vegan
>bae- probably has ADD

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>>27430440
Yes it's true.

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>>27426952
Depends on how you use it. There's a guy on /biz/ that makes a bunch of money from his belly and burp content on onlyfans. You gotta get creative.

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>>27421351
why watch a swedish cumsock then?

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>>27426203
You don't need that evidence. The UK version of Dr. Pepper has like 100 fewer calories per can than the American Dr. Pepper cans because they use sugar instead of HFCS. HFCS is in everything.

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>>27430765
My dick is probably thicker than her wrist

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>>27430653
the cripple pajeet triggered cuz he has a literal whore as an oshi oh nyoooo

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>>27430195
Amesame hot
Nice distraction for when Shork isn't streaming

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>>27420901
Would he be up for it? I know nothing about the guy.
Had he ever commented on Gura before?

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>>27430765
man fuck all the anti-loli trannies that body-shame her, they deserve to get banned for discrimination.

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>>27421778
>kson
>hafu
lol no

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>>27416763
seems like EN has quietly quit streaming

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>>27430592
>IBS
Is that what her problem is?
Isn't they Ayame's excuse?

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>>27431430
Ayame is moving.

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>>27430592
She doesn't have IBS. Those "tummy pains" were period cramps. Kiara alluded to the fact that Gura had to get something in Walmart that she forgot to bring with her. It lined up perfectly with her cycle

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>>27429423
Men don't care about "wealth" as much as women so as long as she was moderately attractive her pool of choice was probably pretty big.
I guess now she can afford to hang around wealthy men, though.

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>>27430705
>The American Dr. Pepper uses a monosaccharide.
>The UK Dr. Pepper uses a monosaccharide.
Very big difference, anon.

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>>27431769
>her entire personality is spongebob
I feel like those wealthy men would have to be autistic anons who got lucky with crypto, or something.

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>>27430592
bravo yagoo...
such a philanthropist...

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>>27431976
The difference is 100 calories.

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>>27416763
shes cute

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>>27425147
PLS BE IN SAN ANTONIO. I HAVE A CHURRO FOR YOU.

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>>27435812
The cutest.
Also is the amount of people biting bait is pretty sad here. Then again it is summer.

[Anonymous No.]

I can’t imagine getting all the advantages that Gura got and pissing it all down the drain. What a waste

[Anonymous No.]

I simply CANNOT understand why Gura is not streaming..
Gura is a popular YouTuber who is known for his live streams. However, for some reason, he has not been streaming recently and this has left his fans very confused. Some people think that maybe he is taking a break from streaming, while others believe that something could be wrong. Either way, it is very frustrating for fans who are used to seeing Gura stream on a regular basis.

If you are a fan of Gura and you are also wondering why he has not been streaming, hopefully, this article will provide some answers.

First of all, it is important to remember that Gura is a busy person and he might not have time to stream as often as he used to. This could be the reason why he has not been streaming recently.

Another possibility is that Gura is having technical difficulties with his streaming setup. This is something that can happen to anyone and it is not necessarily a bad sign.

Finally, it is also possible that Gura is simply taking a break from streaming. This is not necessarily a bad thing and he might start streaming again in the future.

In conclusion, there are many possible reasons why Gura has not been streaming recently. However, the most likely reason is that he is simply too busy to stream as often as he used to.

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>>27437950
>one entire concert in the span of a few weeks because her much bigger project got red lit extremely far into development
>two unspecified projects she's been working on for one year
>trying to get merch like dakimakura approved
>concert appearance in a few weeks
>any number of other projects we haven't heard about yet
>stream hours still in the average for hololive streamers
>currently tongue deep in ame

>you're sitting in your mud hut eating pagpag and shitposting on /vt/

[Anonymous No.]

>>27418546
Yeah, with me and this time she can't abort me

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>>27438304
It was AI generated anon, just trying to kill time..
By the way, here's what GPT-3 has to say about it

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>>27437950
This reads like one of those fake troubleshooting "articles" you get when you google a problem you're having with your OS

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>>27439140
I see. I didn't read it

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>>27416763
She has been forcefully addicted to BBC. She won’t stream any time soon.

[Anonymous No.]

Why are shitposters so lazy? It's the same two jokes they use for every chuuba.

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>>27424105
When people say she looks fat, all their really saying is she looks fucking disgusting and would look better if she lost weight. They aren't saying that medically she's got too high a fat percentage.

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>>27430705
>>27432073
stupid britbong
hfcs is nearly 1:1 fructose and glucose and chemically no different from simple syrup (what you get when you boil table sugar in water), barring any contaminants
sucrose (table sugar) is also 1:1 fructose:glucose bc its simply a fructose-glucose dimer
they only difference in calories would be due to a difference in the amount of sugar or a smaller container
and im willing to bet the UK container is 8 floz vs the US standard 12 floz

>>27426203
based and peatpilled, you get a gold star