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You only have ONE (1) oshi, right, anon?

>> No.2739886
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2739886

>>2739868
>having an oshi
I don't expect anons here to even comprehend this, but the notion of an "oshi" is completely invalid and only held by entry level vtuber fans.
I watch every single hololive member, every single nijisanji member, and even a few indies here and there, and they are ALL my pretend girlfriends and in my head I am their one and only boyfriend.
You people are still living in the physical realm, pretending you understand what it means to be a virtual youtuber.
Meanwhile, I am living in the Virtual world, where my many pretend anime girlfriends are 100% real and we love eachother and share intimacy not possible in the """real""" world.
All roommate posts and rrats simply slide right off my skin as I am 100% certain that these "roommates" are not real people, but merely pawns in the creation of virtual beings which exist only to serve me.

>> No.2739910

>>2739868
No, I believe in holo unity

>> No.2739912

>>2739886
fpbp

>> No.2740368

>>2739886
Disgusting. You should be ashamed. Polygyny is for pigs.

>> No.2740396

>>2739868
I have a saioshi and I have oshis. Once you learn the difference then you can truly live.

>> No.2740419
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2740419

of course
>>2739886
nevertheless based

>> No.2740429

>>2739886
kneel

>> No.2740461

>>2739868
i have 4 oshi
an oshi to fap
an oshi to laugh
an oshi to admire
an oshi to listen

>> No.2740463

I get more out of vtubers than the GFE, so I have many oshis.

>> No.2740493
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2740493

>>2739868
yes

>> No.2740497

>>2739886
Based retard, I kneel

>> No.2740891

>>2739868
Of course. I'm not a dirty DD.

>> No.2740941

Daredemo Daisuki

>> No.2741458

>>2739868
i have two

>> No.2741782

No.

>> No.2741812

>>2739886
your cock i suck

>> No.2741875

>>2739868
Of course, what sort of whore do you take me for?

>> No.2742750

>>2739886
dbzspics are fucked in the head mane

>> No.2742790
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2742790

>>2739886
Based schizo

>> No.2743162

Imagine being a DD

>> No.2743318
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2743318

>>2739868
I've course, I'm pair bonded to this autistic reaper.

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>>2739868
I did, anon. Once.

>> No.2747021

>>2739886
you're my oshi, anon

>> No.2747104

I support my oshi and her dogwife both.

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>>2739886
Holy fuck

>> No.2747511

>>2739886
This man has seen behind the veil, and rejected what he has seen, for it was not good enough for him.
I kneel before the scale of your delusions, roommates don't exist.

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>>2739868
I have a HoloJP oshi, a HoloEN oshi, an indie (graduated) oshi and an indie (active) oshi. I can't choose, I love them all the same, though for different reasons.

>> No.2747833
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2747833

Aqua was my oshi but over time I became so invested in Nenechi. I felt like a proud father when she finally got her 3D.
How can I possibly choose between my two autistic daughters?

>> No.2748511

>>2746111
sorry for your loss magnet schizo

>> No.2748591

>>2739886
legend

>> No.2748944

I have an oshi, but I also have a fapping oshi, for lack of a better term. I feel like fapping to my oshi is defiling her purity, so I use other girls for that.

>> No.2749172

>>2739886
holy based i kneel etc

>> No.2749222

>>2747833
ikr father in law.

>> No.2749284

I have 1 Oshi but I dont watch her because I dont understand and she only gets like 1 clip every week

>> No.2750241

>>2739910
based

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2750279

>>2740419
>that picture
>oshi offering to play a psx game with me

>> No.2756253

I have a waifu, so it would be disingenuous of me to start having an oshi.

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2756440

>>2739868
Miko Mask desu

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