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Previous Thread: >>27315928

>> No.27335053
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Gura cute

>> No.27335082 [DELETED] 

>>27334997
gura playing games with black bf off stream

>> No.27335106
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glorpnad grangle

>> No.27335118

I hope she can one day be a cowboy

>> No.27335149
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Wheres my gura nenddddyyyyyyyyy

>> No.27335164
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BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1520571393?t=00h27m10s

>> No.27335166

My daughtetwife's home. I am happy.

>> No.27335191

>shill garbage replacing potential streams
I'm proud of Gura for making it so big but I also wish she hadn't.. I know I'm a bad person for this.

>> No.27335233

chumbros ive opened a bottle of whisky should i go hard or slowly in case gooba streams after all

>> No.27335234
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Gura cute Gura cute!

>> No.27335282
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>>27335191
she loves taiko!

>> No.27335283
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My wife

>> No.27335288

>>27334997
I want to take Gura to an amusement park and nudge her on rides that she's scared but will have fun on by the time the ride is over

>> No.27335336

>>27335282
I always find it funny that Diva isn't on that list

>> No.27335361

>>27335106
guar gratin

>> No.27335447

>I'm back!
>No stream
Of course

>> No.27335448

>>27335282
why wont she stream rhythm heaven

>> No.27335455
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Impregnating my cute shark wife

>> No.27335460

>>27335336
Didn't make Miku her wife yet.

>> No.27335475
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I'M GOING TO FUCKING GOOM

>> No.27335532

>>27335448
isn't that only on DS? streaming a DS game in a way that's compliant with nintendo's demands is very difficult.

>> No.27335534

>>27335455
Anon that's a child...

>> No.27335577

>>27335455
I don't know what you mean, she's clearly just jumping on a trampoline

>> No.27335640

>>27335455
She knew exactly what she was doing when she posted this

>> No.27335762

Why are you all like this?

>> No.27335825

>>27335762
Horny? Gura hasn't streamed.

>> No.27335844
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>> No.27335852

>>27335164
for the record, the buzzing is not her fault, if that wasn't obvious. it's buzzing throughout the bamco stream.

>> No.27335860
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>>27335762
Why do you care?

>> No.27335867
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>>27335825
>Implying I'm not always horny for Gura

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>>27335455

>> No.27335908

>>27335233
Go ahead. She won't stream until next Saturday.

>> No.27336011

>>27335860
Because you're tarnishing the wholesome christian image of my wife.

>> No.27336049

>>27335288
That's a bad choice for a date with Gura. She isn't tall enough to go on most rides.

>> No.27336114
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Gura is way too good for this shitty world.

>> No.27336150

>>27336049
Most rides have like a 48" cutoff, she's not that small.

>> No.27336224
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I want to make love to Gura. I imagine Gura sitting on my lap, leg-locking me while deeply penetrated as I hug her tightly, then kiss her forehead and her cheeks, caressing her hair, her back and her butt-cheeks. I love Gura so much it's unreal.

>> No.27336251

>>27336114
idols are for this exact purpose, gura is a good idol.

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>> No.27336337

>>27336292
*licky licky*

>> No.27336350

>>27336292
>not mint chocolate chip
I can see why she's unhappy

>> No.27336379

>>27336251
I wonder if pre-hololive Gura ever felt like no one would love/want to marry her autistic self. I wonder how she feels now, knowing there are thousands of chumbies out there that would marry her instantly without hesitation and love her forever.
Probably helps her in wanting to be a good idol

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>>27336379
That's why she has decided to propose marriage to her chumbies. It can happen any day now!

>> No.27336574

>>27336379
That's what I also want to believe but I'm also worried that one day she will start thinking like "what the fuck am I doing with my life? it's time to make a family abayo chumbies thank you for making me grow out of my insecurities!" and I hope I'll be dead of whatever unnatural death before that day arrives.

>> No.27336593

>>27336049
54 inches in the max i've ever seen for ride height and Gura's 141 cm is taller than that. She wouldn't have an issue riding anything, other than being scared maybe

>> No.27336595
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I would take Gura to a national park and camp for at least a weekend so by the end of it we would be stinky. We would go hiking and picnicking on those days as well.

>> No.27336627

>>27336574
She will put out marriage applications. Only the bets chumbie can win.

>> No.27336652

>>27336574
yeah, she's gonna think that and then marry me

>> No.27336683

>>27336627
imagine if instead of graduation she would do this .... im crying

>> No.27336693

>>27336595
reminder that Gura has never been camping for real I want to take her so bad

>> No.27336758
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>>27336574
STOP! It's not going to play out that way.

>> No.27336770

>>27336693
Camping sucks, I would take her glamping.

>> No.27336804

>>27336627
What are Gura's criteria for best chumbie?

>> No.27336853

>>27336804
You'll find out when she reviews my winning application on stream.

>> No.27336871

ruroli roli loli loli eloli
>GURA STOP

>> No.27336893

>>27336770
I only just learned about glamping from the latest granblue event. Actually sounds pretty nice, a combination of luxury and nature like that.

>> No.27336925

>>27336871
When did she say that?

>> No.27337025

>>27336871
Gura, continue!

>> No.27337039

>I'm back
>No delivery
Is just like the house hunting days, see you tomorrow

>> No.27337043
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>>27336350
Gura has based tastes.
Loves chocolate mint, loves Miku.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bzd_VpJHCz8

>> No.27337126

>>27337039
fuck off she's trying to make the dakimagura happen right now

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>>27336574
Nyooo... Gura, sell us your eggs and you can have the biggest family in history.

>> No.27337192

>>27337126
I love that she knows how much people want it, and said she wasn't quite ready to give up after getting shut down

>> No.27337225

>>27335282
Borderlands collab when?

>> No.27337283

>>27336627
I wish. No holo chuba will ever give her fans a chance to marry her because they just don't feel that a fan can be marriage material no matter how many akasupas he spends.

The day Gura pulls a HER 2.0 disappearing in the void of the internet then you will know why. I've seen dozens of girls doing the same on /r9k/ using internet to build their ego then one day they find the courage to ask out their irl crush and disappear forever. I surely hope with all the strength of my will that Gura is an unique kind of brat but it would be really amazing for a woman to go against her nature and stay loyal to her fans for years and then actually propose to them (in any kind of way).

It's been barely 2 years for Gura, she's basically a child in chuuba terms if you ignore the casual indie stuff she did in the past. Let's enjoy this piece of hololive history while it lasts.

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>>27336770
>glamping
wtf is that? That's not real camping. I want to catch small game with my wife and cook it under a fire hearing the cracks of the wood, smelling the fire and meat, having a nice (cool or warm, depending on the season) drink. Watching the twinkling of the stars, the sounds of the forest. Damn now I want to go camping but I hate summer camping. Yeah it would be a bit tiring physically but very fun mentally a hiatus from the internet would bring her spirits up.

>> No.27337396

>>27337283
>/r9k/
go back

>> No.27337411

>>27337283
How are you going to compare someone like Gura to some random retard on /r9k/

>> No.27337490

>>27337396
>t. 2view whore
I left that place years ago dumb bitch. It's just a pool of shit now, barely different from /b/.

>> No.27337543

>>27337192
Honestly, she is welcome to just make more cute plushes and fashionable clothes for us unless she can actually get a pure sex design.

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>> No.27337586

>>27337411
XX chromosomes.

>> No.27337635
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Stop doomposting you nerds, just celebrate the fact that Gura is home and she still loves us.

>> No.27337651

>>27335534
No, she's not.

>> No.27337658

>>27337586
>>27337490
Seriously go back and stay back

>> No.27337662

Gura is working tirelessly right now so that she can cybersex her chumbies soon.

>> No.27337680

>>27337635
Next stream when? in winter?

>> No.27337695

>>27337543
I don't even need it to be lewd, I just want a cute Gura daki that's official. I really love that she wanted to put dino Gura on one side too

>> No.27337725

>>27337586
Unironically touch grass and don't let some obscure board that features nothing but the worst society has to offer cloud your world view.

>> No.27337774

>>27337658
>strawmanning because you can't use more than a neuron at once and generate a meaningful reply

>> No.27337808

>>27337635
Gura Vshoho when

>> No.27337819
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>>27337774
retard

>> No.27337850

>>27337774
>all women are the same
>no I don't belong on r9k
retard

>> No.27337853

>>27337635
The fact she's immediately taking another break isn't a good sign for "things returning to normal".

>> No.27337940

>>27337853
But that is normal

>> No.27337943

>>27337725
>implying
Bud I work at frigging Uber and I got a dozen female colleagues.

>> No.27337966

>>27337940
New normal*

>> No.27338005

>trying too hard

>> No.27338028

>>27337943
Then don't compare normal people to /r9k/ and people won't think you're a basement dwelling retard

>> No.27338063

post that BECOME gura comic again

>> No.27338077

>>27337853
Another? When the first one ended?

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>> No.27338376

>>27337283
Well, Gura didn't go into this line of work while thinking about that, streaming was just some social hobby for her. It's only by merit of her being so purely angelic that she started enjoying being our waifu and saying she wanted to keep doing it for now.

>> No.27338399

She doesn't stream

>> No.27338420

>>27337966
Yeah, you're new.

>> No.27338497

>>27338420
Anon, she had much better work ethic last year.

>> No.27338654

>>27338399
Imagine not being T3.

>> No.27338681

>be streamer
>don't stream
sasuga gura

>> No.27338745
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>a chum... bud...
>what is that?

>> No.27338750

>>27338399
>>27338681
Don't check, but you might be retarded.

>> No.27338835

>>27338681
She streamed more than Kiara in June

>> No.27338869
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Azel 23, Gura's self-proclaimed Mexican cousin.
https://youtu.be/YVkVZbY7tTk?t=13

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>> No.27338960

>>27337695
Eh, I didn't like the idea. That's what the dino plush is for, it's cute and huggable. Also, I'm going to be mad if all her merch is Dino Gura, it's not exactly an interesting design.

>> No.27339000

>>27338654
Imagine giving money to a woman

>> No.27339086

>>27339000
Imagine being a retarded misogynist while watching an all-female entertainment group

>> No.27339186

>>27339086
Misogyny created Gura.

>> No.27339202

>Don't worry, it'll get better after she comes back!
>Immediately takes another break after barely even doing anything

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>>27337662
Shork brain working overtime to figure out how to give us another good succ.

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>>27338399
>>27338681
Weren't she on an off-collab and now has anime expo coming up?

>> No.27339380

>>27338869
Mexicobuds, care to explain this cringe?

>> No.27339404

>>27339202

>>27338077

>> No.27339409

>>27339086
I'm not a misogynist, I just hate women

>> No.27339447

>>27339380
Mexicans love loli, I wonder if that anon ever finished his Shinobu game

>> No.27339568

>>27339380
Niños rata are something else.

>> No.27339717

Gura will stream tonight, I belieb.

>> No.27339759
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>>27339717
I don't belieb.

>> No.27339767

>>27339380
Não

>> No.27339795

>>27339380
>Mexico
That’s all you need for an explanation.

>> No.27339796

>>27339759
she will! Wether it will be tonight proper time or its tonight somewhere in the world it will happen!

>> No.27339798

>>27339000
If I had 5 dollars to spare, I wouldn't mind paying for extra content.
I understand most women are manipulative whores, it is wise to assume such before meeting them. But being so blind as to not recognize and respect those few exceptions is just faggotry and retardation.
20-30% of women are still worth something.

>> No.27339810

>>27339323
No, she has no expo appearances in the observable future.

>> No.27339841

Do any of you guys have the cut out Gura climbing onto land as a png? I thought it was posted before but I dont think I saved it

>> No.27339866

>>27338497
she has more projects this year

>> No.27339898

Shes not streaming...

>> No.27339917
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>>27339841
Don't let her out of your sight

>> No.27339942
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Gura will stream tomorrow at 2:30am, huhaha

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>>27339917
tank you

>> No.27339991

>>27339942
proof?

>> No.27340016

>>27339917
We need this thread back in these trying times.

>> No.27340047
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>>27339991
The voices in my head told me so.

>> No.27340061

>>27339717
Doubt. Her tweet just gave false hope. Man I hate 2022 gura if the number of streams we’re getting monthly is around 4-5

This shit sucks.

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>>27339917
Oh god oh fuck, I swear I only turned away for one second

>> No.27340094

She'll be streaming telepathically. Set your brainwave accordingly

>> No.27340137

>They don't know about the T4 stream tonight
And you call yourself chumbies..

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>>27339917
HUHAha...

>> No.27340147

>>27339866
>muh projects
Blanket excuse, she's barely done any, and they don't justify the lack of streams compared to last year.

>> No.27340194

>>27340061
That's her usual number of stream though. There are only a hanful of weeks when she had more than 5 streams in a row between two day breaks.

>> No.27340292

>>27340061
>>27340147
retard

>> No.27340339

>>27340147
It's okay, management said she could blame them for everything.

>> No.27340349

>>27339759
>>27340061
>It's gonna get better after x
>Never does
Many such cases

>> No.27340362

>>27340147
>they don't justify
They do to her. If you don't like it, stop watching her. Go find a chuuba who streams the correct amount of hours according to your preference, since that is the only thing that matters to you.

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>>27337680
Tomorrow.

>> No.27340411

>>27340349
Go be retarded elsewhere

>> No.27340449

>>27339447
>tfw just checked it
>being discontinued and has been picked up by new devs
Sad

>> No.27340485

>>27340147
anon projects don't get done in a week unless you can take care of the major shit yourself (IE. do the entire MV) and are a good like Gamma. The quickest turn around is 1 month if we go by Noel, with 3-6 months being the average.
Then you factor in shit like Umisea, Holofes, AX prep work, ect. ect. and shit takes a while and streams take a hit

>> No.27340655

She streams within the hololive avg. Literally middle of the pack.

>> No.27340804

>>27340655
And she's been working harder than every single one of them lately, trying to put a body pillow of herself in my bedroom.

>> No.27340955

I wonder what shenanigans she's up to right now

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>>27340804
God I love her. And she loves us.

>> No.27341010

>>27340061
9 streams on her channel and 4(?) offcollab appearances for June. really dont know what you want

>> No.27341042

>>27340955
me

>> No.27341173

>>27340804
Gura should ghost management instead of chumbies, maybe they'd get their act together once they realize Gura is just going to stream and ignore their moneymaking shill shit if they won't give her what she wants.

>> No.27341198

>>27341010
she had 13 streams on her channel in june
https://holo.poi.cat/vtuber/gura

>> No.27341210

>>27341010
She streamed 41 hours in June despite being away from home for 2 weeks, having to replace her birthday stream last minute, and working on the dakimagura for me.

>> No.27341250

Gura is in fact, streaming in my mouth.

>> No.27341355

I still hate Mori's guts desu

>> No.27341366

>>27341355
based and same

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>> No.27341405

Sorry chumbuds, gura died in a random shooting
Source:i am her bf
>Verification not required

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this is Gura right now
this is why she can't stream

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>get the most painful thigh cramp of my life after working like a mecha for most of the day
>can't use the pay to akasupa Gura because she isn't streaming and when she does it's always in the middle of the night or early morning for me
There's no meaning in anything anymore.

>> No.27341512

>>27341355
Gura shouldn't have been a dumbass and went to Mori by herself. She should know how bad Mori's Opsec is.

>> No.27341541

>>27341355
Between Mori and management these past couple weeks, I'm starting to hate Hololive.

>> No.27341682

>>27341432
A cat is fine too.

>> No.27341712

>>27341432
I forgive her.

>> No.27341802

>>27340061
She literally was on stream 20 times in June, 10 on her channel, 2 members, 1 SNOT collab, 3 unarchived karaokes, and 4 off collab streams outside her channel. This also doesn't include the prep she did for her birthday during june, the 4 days everyone was a potato, the two covers she released, and her recording for Kiara's birthday. I used to complain back then during the house hunt arc but June was really fucking good in terms of content. Thr only thing she doesn't do is use twitter but we all knew that from a year ago.

>> No.27341830

>>27341512
Gura is hopeless, she'll let anyone jerk her around once they're her friends. She probably knows it and that's why she's smart enough to stay away from some people.

>> No.27341837

>>27341541
that's cause your schizo

>> No.27341904

Unless she puts the frame up later than she normally does, I think it's safe to say no stream today. I guess I'll be catching up on some anime in the meantime.

>> No.27341919

>unironically defending mori
timeloop ikz

>> No.27341978

>>27341837
Nothing schizo about acknowledging all the screw ups they've made.

>> No.27341989

>>27341904
What are you gonna watch? it's been a long time since I watched any anime and I kinda want to try starting a new show soon

>> No.27342037

>>27341919
wait til they find out J Chad was in America with them

>> No.27342041

>>27341904
If she puts a frame up today with her normal time it will be anyware from 30min normal and and 1 hour if she is late.

>> No.27342053

NO STREAM TODAY HAHAHAHA

>> No.27342097

>>27342037
i thought it was jenma. or were both there

>> No.27342141
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>>27342053
I miss solo Gura streams so much. Last members stream was weird, she didn't feel there at all.

>> No.27342154
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>>27342037
What's wrong with J Chad being with them?

>> No.27342179

>>27342097
I wouldn't be surprised if they had multiple support members there to help with productions.

>> No.27342207
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>>27342053
You ok?

>> No.27342226

>>27342097
there were 3

>> No.27342284

SHE. DOESN'T. STREAM.

>> No.27342289
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27342289

Who the fuck is j chad anyway? I'm not a cuckbeat so i don't know.

>> No.27342305
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>>27341435
I often get insane cramps in the high part of my left calf (back of the knee?).
It only happens when I'm trying to sleep. Do I just need to hydrate? But why does it happen there every time?

>> No.27342350

>>27342284
????????????????????????
>>27341802
>>27341210

>> No.27342364

>>27342037
Paying some dudes to groom and micromanage the talents for a shitty fan experience. I hope the girls know about what happened with Mel.

>> No.27342381

>>27342305
Go see a doctor or something.

>> No.27342383

>>27342097
Kiara said it was 2 and it was Jenma and one of the ones that don't have a fan-name yet

>> No.27342413

>>27342154
because if she was with Mori + Gura she allowed whatever to happen

>> No.27342415

>>27342207
Not until she streams (and not just for an obligatory hour)

>> No.27342459

>>27342154
Managers hovering over their shoulder and they still allow dumb stuff to happen, I guess.

>> No.27342465

>>27342364
>Thinking this kind of shit would easily happen in post Me Too America.
This isn't nip land where blackmail works.

>> No.27342519

>>27342305
drink water and do some stretches a few times a day

>> No.27342548

>>27342053
Thats fine, we could just enjoy a cozy slow thread while the rest of the board is being invaded.

>> No.27342572

>>27342413
>>27342459
Management was there for the AX booth and was definitely not with the girls the entire time.

>> No.27342603 [DELETED] 

>>27341405
But Gura just tweeted she was back from LA. Is she really so jewish she choses to live by niggers despite being a millionaire? Why doesn't she just live in one of those towns that has a wire the jews use to fool god around it? My town has it and I am pretty sure I am the only one on my street with guns and they called in all the cops from the county once to intimidate a pro palestinian protest
>>27339086
Gura would want us to be misogynists. She literally thinks women should be ziptied in the beaten and ziptied

>> No.27342635
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27342635

Inner is talking about gura.

>> No.27342654

>>27342350
>actually having to count the hours
Now do all the other months this year

>> No.27342686

>>27342635
what did she say? she's talking about top gun now

>> No.27342843

>>27342654
I have accurate hours at all times because I archive every single second of Gura content and it's not much more work to keep track of stream time.
In other words, go away. You don't belong here.

>> No.27342910

Shenanigans with Gura

>> No.27343087
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27343087

>>27342305
Also my left foot cramps sometimes too which makes my big toe involuntarily curl.
Pretty fun waking up to this.

>> No.27343168

>>27343087
Eat more bananas.

>> No.27343190

Any new Gura info?

>> No.27343222

>>27343087
I get that a lot in both feet. It's incredibly painful and I haven't worked out how to uncramp it aside from keeping still for several minutes while massaging it.

>> No.27343229

>>27342843
Ok now post the hours from the other months this year

>> No.27343241

>>27343190
She is up to some shenanigans or something.

>> No.27343310

>>27343190
There was a taiko ad she was in today.

>> No.27343321

>>27343229
Go away. You don't belong here.

>> No.27343381

>>27343321
Yea that's what I thought lol.

>> No.27343438

>>27343381
>thought
You don't think, retard.

>> No.27343459 [DELETED] 

>>27334997

When is she joining vshojo, holobros?

>> No.27343486

>>27343459
go back

>> No.27343504

>>27343459
go back

>> No.27343550

>>27343438
You're right. I don't think she doesn't stream. I know she doesn't stream. And you know it too.

>> No.27343571
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27343571

>>27342635
rubrubrubrubrub

>> No.27343684

>>27343571
No rubs until she streams again.

>> No.27343718

>>27343550
Retard

>> No.27343849

>>27343222
You ever get a bad cramp in the jaw while yawning? I'm serious here. Just let it happen and keep your jaw in place, don't panik.

>> No.27343889
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>>27342548
Is it time to hornypost again, yet? I hope Gura isn't just waiting for us to forget about asmr sexytime.

>> No.27343895

>>27343550
off the cuff I'm just gonna ask, have you ever tried to fit your dick in a cheerio?
...and have you ever succeeded?

>> No.27344037

>>27343849
I have a jaw that dislocates and clicks everytime I open it, extremely painful. had the problem for 10 years now. I'm not used to it. I want to kill myself. I'm going to kill myself. Gura sometimes distracts me enough that I don't notice the pain as much..

>> No.27344044

>>27343849
No, but I think I pulled a muscle under my chin once while yawning.

>> No.27344091

>>27343849
I get those cramps fairly often, i prefer to move my jaw as if i was chewing something. Sure it makes the pain worse but it also makes the cramp go away faster.

>> No.27344100

>>27335164
So, this is what I missed today, eh. It's funny how obvious her shill/prerecorded voice is. Still cute, though.

>> No.27344105

>>27344037
Why not get your jar reshaped or something?

>> No.27344308

The A is the only good thing in the voicepack.

>> No.27344464

>>27344105
The surgery would be too painful and has little chance of being a success because the jaw joint is the body's most complicated joint. It would even make eating out Gura's child cunny rather difficult. But for her I'd do anything.

>> No.27344646
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27344646

Muscle cramps fucking suck.

>> No.27344714

>>27344464
That's a shame, I thought it could just be a matter of widening or narrowing it.

>> No.27344846

>>27343889
>no tail

>> No.27344860

I fucking hate that I love Gura's shill voice kek

>> No.27344879

>>27335164
So this was our stream for today? O well I just wish she would have posted this on twitter so we would have seen it live, I think this is her shortest stream on record.

>> No.27344891

>>27344037
>>27344464
Find ways to cope with the pain

>> No.27344899

>>27344714
Has a nervous tick where i'd chew on things like pens and biros n shit so much i permanently fucked my jaw.

>> No.27344941

>>27344308
i'm sorry but the gremlin giggle in the disconnect sound is literally crack to me

>> No.27344998
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27344998

>>27344846
It can only be her roommate Gabby.

>> No.27345028

>>27344891
Frequent masturbation to gura and meditation to Gura ASMR. Eat the pain.

>> No.27345459
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27345459

Please give me exactly one (You).

>> No.27345510

>>27345459
K

>> No.27345544
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27345544

>>27345510
Thanks.

>> No.27345546

>>27345459
oops

>> No.27345556

>>27345459
lol

>> No.27345557

How much semen do you think she could hold in her butt at once without spilling?

>> No.27345586

>>27343849
I come to ggg to share my pain

>> No.27345721

>>27345557
Only one way to find out!

>> No.27345740
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27345740

>>27345557
about a weeks worth of 6 - 7 loads a night. She needs to be punished if she spills any. No going to the toilet allowed.

>> No.27345776

no streams, no tweets, when did we get used to this?

>> No.27345870

>>27345776
whaddaya call this? https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1543264976311402496?s=20&t=rbWhhHRzHFzvgc48tsOHoA
What more you need to know?

>> No.27345953

>>27345776
She did tweet though, and you can expect streams soon. I’m sure you’ll shitpost about it regardless

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27345975

I wonder if she sometimes enjoys pooping, and wishes it was a dick going in and out of her.

>> No.27346020
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27346020

I can't believe she fucking died

>> No.27346027
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27346027

Gura needs to ride my face until she creams in my mouth.

>> No.27346094

>>27345870
>those replies

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27346120

God I love her.

>> No.27346141
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27346141

New rrat: Gura loves anal. She cums from butt stuff.

>> No.27346230

>>27346141
A child

>> No.27346241

>>27346094
what about them anon?

>> No.27346245

>>27346094
Twitter normies gonna norm.

>> No.27346271

>>27346094
? all i see are welcome back posts

>> No.27346320

>>27345776
aw someone would of made it through the sena days

>> No.27346330

>>27346141
>New
Anon I'm not even a chumbud and I am well aware Gura is an anal superstar

>> No.27346420

>>27345953
a Stream will not be soon since there is no stream today

>> No.27346455
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27346455

Wonder how the underside of her tail smells, like right up in there. Does it smell like ass? Sweaty gamer ass. And strawberries? A hint of soap. Sweet salty scent of the sea?

>> No.27346501

>>27346094
>nothing remarkable about the replies
????????????

>> No.27346554

>>27346330
I want to complete her training. Depth training.

>> No.27346578

>Gura is a FOSSchad
You chumbuds are alright.

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27346586

>>27346141
Gura will definitely get kinky with us during cybersex, but hopefully no pegging for the first stream.

>> No.27346620

>>27346578
Gura finds the solution of least resistance, learns it, and is resistant to learning anything else.

>> No.27346665
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27346665

>>27346586
My prostate fluid dripping from her lips...

>> No.27346786
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>> No.27346823

>>27346241
>>27346245
>>27346271
idk if my twitter is different or youre just fucking with me

>> No.27346877

>>27346823
dunno what ya talkin about.

>> No.27346920

>>27346823
shit bait

>> No.27346952

I love Gura so much

>> No.27346998

>>27346823
Anon, please tell me you don't think "more tweets" are replies

>> No.27347016

>>27346823
All the Inass stuff is under "more tweets," not the replies, if that's what you're talking about.

>> No.27347112

chumbies i bought a smores cookie "pizza"

>> No.27347166

>>27346094
Anon?
>>27346823
Elaborate.

>> No.27347207
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27347207

What would gura say about this?

>> No.27347228

>>27346823
screenshot or fuck off already

>> No.27347329

After mulling some things over, this is my working theory regarding streams and so on. It's not Gura's fault, but rather Cover's itself, to an extent. It's to be expected that they'd want to expand her brand and deliver more and more products to the fanbase all the while putting her in the spotlight. Having her show up in games, commercials, shilling products etc. is a normal business practice in this case and makes sense from that standpoint. However, I think they went in too hard and that this poses a special kind of problem - diluting the "brand" and a blind spot regarding global economy as a whole. As a Croat it is impossible for me to buy any sort of merch or physically attend any sort of convention for the obvious reasons. In the first case the issue isn't tied directly to Cover but is something that was duly noted way before shipping issues etc. - as a small market, despite being in the eurozone, any and all international shipping and shopping on say ebay or amazon or whatever simply makes no sense for us because the costs and taxes associated with it as well as the weakness of our currency makes it unfeasible. I'm talking that I'd have to drop 1k+ HRK for effectively anything tangible, and for reference ALL my utility bills for a month are always around 700HRK. Thus I am filtered from purchases. But I am a member, and SC when I can. And I'm willing to bet there's many more people in my situation. For us it's the streams themselves that are the main focus of the experience and the bit we can support.

Now, the global economy is and will continue to implode. As this unfolds more and more people will be forced to tighten the belt, and thus won't have many disposable funds. Because of this I can safely conclude that the bread and butter of Cover, and any and all vtubers and vtuber companies, will significantly roll back to the base feature of being a member and SCing. This is also a hidden advantage that will form a rock solid bedrock of viewers who will see vtubers as an endless source of entertainment and community. Streaming services however, may be completely fucked. Back to Gura.

I am worried that Cover has forgotten and is blind to the above mentioned stuff, and is trying to "cash in" on Gura's brand and image much more than advisable or tasteful. By having her constantly involved in a plethora of everything they're putting her streams on the backburner as they try to branch out, and this saps her energy and focus from streaming and definitely tires her to an extent. In my eyes this also fucks up the advantage of knowing that your girl will stream and does stream at such and such a time, which creates an expected timeframe you clear up for her to tune in. This deepens the dedication and connection with the chuuba, and this is something Cover seems to have forgotten. Irregularity results in indifference and opens up slots for the competition to fill in. More that that, I see these recent events as diluting Gura's image, it reminds me of Kizuna Ai and how she's everywhere and nowhere at the same time, allegedly important but substanceless. A hollow idol despite all the merch and appearances and so on. Since Gura has actual substance, actual staying power and we all got drawn to her because of that this is particularly jarring to me.

Just let the girl stream. That's it. That's the recipe for enduring success.

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>> No.27347363
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27347363

>>27347329

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>>27347207
She probably likes it. I'm pretty sure she's into backsides. I'd like to take Gura from behind myself, so I get it.

>> No.27347389
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27347389

We need child Gura naked back art. Her lean sleek well defined child back, and top of her bumcrack showing.

>> No.27347410

>>27347329
you need to kill yourself

>> No.27347422

>>27347207
I want to lick everything about this image.

>> No.27347460

>>27346554
Incredibly based. She needs it.

>> No.27347479

>>27347329
I'll read it, give me a few minutes.

>> No.27347489

>>27347345
it appears this has happened because you are chinese

>> No.27347581
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>>27347329
This image is getting a lot of use lately.

>> No.27347598 [SPOILER] 
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27347598

Gurass

>> No.27347631

I’m getting a milkshake tonight and I hope Gura got to eat some ice cream or strawberries today

>> No.27347639

>>27347345
you and your followers are probably the only ones who can see your shadowbanned posts

>> No.27347742

>>27347598
Designed to be completely gaped and dripping.

>> No.27347755

>>27347345
That's your mutual dumbass

>> No.27347818

>>27347329
Anon I agree with your point but you seriously could have made it in like two sentences.

>> No.27347902
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27347902

>>27347345
You're literally following him.
Average HERfags

>> No.27347930

>>27347479
Alright.
TL;DR: Cover's been pushing myriads of marketing bullshit on Gura, but doesn't realize this is wearing her out and not allowing her to actually stream, which defeats the whole purpose of expanding the brand.
Did I get it right?

>> No.27347939
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27347939

Any more Gure mentions in the Ina stream?

>> No.27347980

>>27347639
>>27347755
I have 0 followers and im following noone, my acount is set to private from the moment it was created

>> No.27348032

>>27347980
Sure noodleman

>> No.27348037

>>27347980
retard
>>27347902

>> No.27348079

>>27347980
You can't hide subhuman >>27347902

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27348187

>>27347207
JESUS CHRIST POMPMAKER YOU DIDN'T NEED TO DRAW IT THIS GOOD HOLY SHIT I'M GOING TO CUM GALLONS

>> No.27348207

>>27347902
>See the likes
>It's niggersanji and some noodle language
As expected

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27348214

>>27347902
Kek. Shamefur dispray.

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>>27347902
thats not me

>> No.27348337

>>27335532
The only demand Nintendo actually has is "Don't pirate our shit". You can use a capture card without breaking that rule. Hell, if NijiEN is proof of anything, you can use a blatantly hacked 3DS and CFW to stream and get away with it. The issue is that, even if they have the methods needed, Cover will never let them play DS games because of the Holocaust thing. Like, the fact it was Capcom who sent the strikes to Mio and NOT Nintendo doesn't matter, it was a DS game, so now Hololive isn't allowed to play DS/3DS games on the DS/3DS.

>> No.27348461
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27348461

need gawr gf

>> No.27348482

>>27347207
I'm sure Gura schlicks to lewds of herself, but I wonder how she feels about lewds of her genmates.

>> No.27348624

gura cute

>> No.27348637
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27348637

>> No.27348652

>>27347329
So a serious reply. Outside of Umisea, and even then it seemed to be a the talents got into the idea too thing (Marine and Aqua love Gura, Marine also loves Ina, Everyone loves Senchou and Gura also loves Aqua), Cover as a corp doesn't really force them to do things they don't want to do.
Gura took on the extra work because she wanted to and because streaming is always a filler content to what any Hololiver does

>> No.27348759

>>27348624
Proof???

>> No.27348780

>>27348337
There's also the fact that using a capture card on 3DS's are annoying.

>> No.27348837

>>27348624
You can’t even back this up

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27348941

>>27348759
>>27348837

>> No.27349094

>>27347329
based

>> No.27349103

>>27348941
I want to goom on this

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27349151

>>27348837

>> No.27349167

>>27347329
if you take time to read all that it is believable so yep may be what is going on I just hope she is really getting to take breaks on days she does not stream/days off because if she is really working off stream with no days off that is going to burn her out big time poor girl.

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>> No.27349601

I love Gura more than you.

>> No.27349680
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27349680

I keep thinking about my tiny fashionable shark

>> No.27349681

>>27349601
Proof ‽

>> No.27349765

>>27347329
Gura may find it interesting to do those appearances and sees no reason to refuse, but there was a far greater tangible benefit in views/subs from last summer's catshark outfit reveal followed by a birthday week packed with streams.
They should not be skipping on seasonal and birthday events, there should be solid streams for those for the fans to look forward to.

>> No.27349829
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27349829

chumbuds it's 8pm why can't i hear her?

>> No.27349858
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27349858

Do I need proof?

>> No.27349897

>>27349765
>interesting to do those appearances
Did you watch the tako shill segment? It was the most I'm doing this because I'm forced to I've ever seen Gura.

>> No.27349919

>>27349681 to
>>27349858
Fuck

>> No.27350033

>99% chance of No stream until Monday
I want to kill myself

>> No.27350112

tldr: management fucked over a bunch of stuff because they prioritize things like conventions and selling out the limited merch fast, rather than a good fan experience and attracting new/returning fans.

>> No.27350144

>>27350033
I think a member stream tomorrow is more likely

>> No.27350154

>>27350033
retard

>> No.27350160

I love Gura so much.

>> No.27350238

>>27350033
It was obvious the moment she posted a clip on her Twitter. She considers those part of her stream quota

>> No.27350247

>>27350144
She's going to want to do a public chatting stream where she repeats offcollab stories she's told for the other fanbases and does a few extra.

>> No.27350280
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Did I miss the stream or something?

>> No.27350332

>>27350238
The shill clip too.

>> No.27350363

>>27350238
>I wish Gura did cute stuff on days she didn’t stream
>I wish Gura would let us know she’s home like the other fanbase
>does both of those things
>wow she’s a bitch

>> No.27350368

>>27350280
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1520571393
goomba shilling at 27:20

>> No.27350414

STREAM THIS STREAM THAT STREAM STREAM STREAM STREAM
WHY ARE YOU ALL SO OBSESSED WITH THIS GIRL'S PEE?

>> No.27350437

>>27350238
>new ip
>says dumb shit

>> No.27350455

>>27350414
Why aren't you?

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If anyone ask why she never tweet, just show them this thread.

>> No.27350564

>>27349897
It's not really worth watching some quaint cameo interview asking such noteworthy questions like what song is the producer's favorite while the audio buzzing gives us all migraines. And I'd personally rather not watch anything like Gura interviewing some Hollywood shithead like Fubuki/Laplus did, either.
But Hololive apparently thinks this is top notch entertainment.

>> No.27350568

>>27350414
D-do you not want the shark to piss on you..?

>> No.27350690
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I might want her to eat me.

>> No.27350718

>>27350414
If she pees on you, you become ehr property
Atlantean law

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Is gura dead?

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>>27347329
schizocroat you have been missed in these threads

>> No.27350798

>>27350414
It heals the soul.

>> No.27350827

>>27350363
Personally, I'm happy she told us she's home. I can sleep easy and just check at the usual times, now.

>> No.27350832

>>27350724
She's alive! I felt it!

>> No.27350862

I miss her soo much bros....I don't get motivation to do stuff when I know there's no stream waiting for me...

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>>27350414
Chumbies would not have any negative thoughts right now if Gura peed on us.

>> No.27351115

>>27350862
She'll be back bud, she always has

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