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hag hag hag hag hag hag hag hag
quick reminders:
>Hags are women over 30 with a mature personality
>Cakes are women over 25
go nuts

Previous thread: >>26941912

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for reference:

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>> No.27196325
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(I am aware that Mio's a bit overrepresented here but that title was too good to not go for)

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i miss her...

>> No.27196576
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Mama ASMR tomorrow

>> No.27196749

members only I assume? i've been pondering if her membership would be worth if it any of you want to weigh in

>> No.27196856

I miss her too...
I'm happy that her earphones work with her iPhone!

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If you like ASMR I would say it's worth it. She does an ASMR stream each month.

>> No.27198559

Aww yes 30+ women pretending to be young anime girls

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Convincing them there is nothing wrong with getting older!

>> No.27198814

as long as Mio makes my balls swell there's no such thing as overrepresentation.

>> No.27199042

Pochi love!

>> No.27199779
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What do Mio's farts smell like?

>> No.27201642

my cum

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Me and my lion wife at the beach

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>> No.27203747

A Japanese woman is getting on all fours and howling, and half the world away I'm jacking off to it regularly because technology makes her look like a sexy wolf girl in a bikini. What the fuck is this world we live in

>> No.27203752

been away for a hot minute, when/why did this place start doing the cringe /wah/ title shit?

>> No.27203948
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It's not something people agreed to do, you can make the next one without it if you don't like it. Also, post hags

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I LOVE MIO SO MUCH /hag/bros. All I want in life is a hug from mama Mio.

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>> No.27206140

they've never been too obnoxious with it to me, "Heavenly/Healthily Aged Girls" was a personal favorite that I'd make permanent if I were making a thread. But as>>27203752 said, it wasn't agreed so chances are there won't be one in the next OP

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I just do it because it's fun to come up with acronyms, no need to get upset about it.

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yo onions un el cumer for the elfo sexo

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yo onions*
shit how did i type onions instead

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I find it ironic that the vtubers I originally started watching before /vt/ all turned out to be hags, Nui, Toko, Mio, and Korone are all still the best

>> No.27207226

WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS?????!!!????!!!

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I want to make Dola a real mom.

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>Do not overstay your welcome lest you give more than you lose."
Yeah my semen, they're gonna need it.

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Member-san ookini maido!

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Flip hag

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>> No.27211586

Inui Toko

>> No.27212494

hag hips

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I will never forgive Susan for taking away our bikini hags!

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They should change the breast size of Mio's Live2D and 3D models to match her average breast size in fanart.

>> No.27224036

This post was made by Aquapapa.

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>you will never wake up to this

why live

>> No.27225839

In a world without Mio-san as my wife it would be better to not wake up at all.

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I love my fat friend

>> No.27227338


Miosha in 2 hours

>> No.27227416

Be honest
How many time did you guys coom to this?

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Just imagine how fat this ass will get next year when she becomes a hag

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>> No.27233516 [SPOILER] 
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I didn't realize it's been a year already...

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It's finally here

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What are you waiting for, hagbros?

>> No.27237297

whose this chinese friend?

>> No.27237335

>Millie pretending to be a classy mature woman
I lol'ed

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Well it only took cover almost three years...

>> No.27237461

Kishida... let me in

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This thread won't last long with all the schizoposting today

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what are they mad about this time? honestly I don't even bother with the catalog anymore, I just go straight to my favorite threads. Too much of a risk to my mental health and general happiness otherwise

>> No.27242298

Open up the borders and I'll single handedly save all the hags

>> No.27242713

jinguji tamamo
One of mito papa's many dead daughters.

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she's tempting us

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Some pics of me and my hag wife trying for our fourteenth child, I'm very proud of her


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Old Cat Good

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Watch Amagami Rui, Japanese/English bilingual smalltime hag, likes ASMR and Apex. Very cool lady

>> No.27249317

Finana banned the word trap & futa, and then backpedaled it after literally crying

>> No.27249711

Proof it's not the worst timeline.

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Mama is reading us a bedtime story.

>> No.27251866

I can't find shit on her and IWNBJ, what happened?

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I made a pic that you guys might like!
because I like it a lot!

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>> No.27258000

even more hag hips

>> No.27258371

sexy hags anon

>> No.27260414

She must have a huge milk supply to feed that many

>> No.27260537

Lui in 3D makes me go hog wild
I have never seen such an erotic stance, I have no fucking idea how she managed to make standing and walking so fucking sexy

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Holy sex! Thank you, hagbro.

>> No.27261064

I'm terrible at social conversations.

>> No.27263282

What's the JP:EN ratio of her streams? Is she as EN friendly as Ayamy?

>> No.27265159

Honestly, I have no idea. Though at some point the CCP cracked down on vtubers so it might be related to that somehow.

>> No.27265495

She was happy that the blood exam didn't make her faint, jfc how frail is she?

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I want to put lui over my knee and spank her plump hag bottom until she cries like when she was a little kid

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She will learn to take better care of herself from now one

>> No.27266680

Bloom hate

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>> No.27272827

This but with Mio.
Then I want to feel the immense guilt after doing the deed and beg for her to never hate me and that I'm sorry that I did this to her. I want to feel helpless and scared being around her incase I ever get the urge to spank her silly again for no reason.

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>goes into gun store
>gets distracted by the boots and cloths

mooom, you're embarrassing me in front of the homies

>> No.27274211

>Mio Hoodie
Sorry for offtopic
Hagbros please help me out here. How does the material feel like?

>> No.27274375

That Stinks I Remember That One Clip Of Hers Thanking a Fubuki Fan Was Funny

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Fresh from the drawthread!
I love my adorable Sensei, and I miss her.

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they've expanded by three sizes, she spent so much time milking I got her a milking machine

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I want to make her feel loved

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>> No.27280845

Imagine how fat Marine's ass is going to get when she becomes a hag.
Legitimately won't be able to get through doors, and the Hololive office will have to have at least one extra-wide walkway or become a disaster zone every time she comes over to do a 3D Live.

>> No.27281076

What hag produces the best milk?

>> No.27281365

Most likely Mio though we don't know. I volunteer myself for research.

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Same. She's a good fennec

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god gives his silliest battles to his funniest clowns

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Watame. Milk from sheep is delicious.

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watame would be such a great mom, everything about her is just so fluffy and caring

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>> No.27285551

I think she mostly speaks Japanese and has Japanese times, but she'll reply to you in English if you say stuff, and remember you. So pretty friendly?

>> No.27286074

Speaking from experience?

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I really, really like this image.

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How does Koyo have so much joyful energy? I'm only 26 and I know she'd outlast me by hours.

>> No.27288230

There’s a reason she’s a scientist
Mixing drugs

>> No.27291273

She's probably on mating season

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Years of suppressing her cheerful personality because of being an extreme introvert, so now that she has the opportunity to be herself, all that pent up joy she was holding back came to the surface
I love my koyowife, she deserves nothing but happyness

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I want to fuck Sonic the Hedgehog

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Me too

>> No.27295694

This feels so weird.

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Rate my hag oshi's hips.

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They're alright, she just needs some lessons from Aki.

>> No.27297523

To be fair, Aki is outright throwing it back in a concert. Lui is just being playful.

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>> No.27301067

Enjoy this hag

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>> No.27307472

Hag- Horny Aged Girls

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my hag GF is about to bounce her fat 3D tits around

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The best sheep can produce 2-3 liters of milk a day, and has the highest fat content out of all animals
So it’s rich and creamy, perfect for anything

>> No.27311339

very smug hag

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Your "heart". Uh-huh. Sure.

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I'm serious, Anon. While I'd definitely make passionate love to her, my primarily emotions that drown out even my own sexual desires is a feeling of pure love. Whenever she does something sexy, I feel it in my heart first and foremost.

>> No.27312269

Child bearing

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>> No.27317301

>Stream soon
Today's a good day

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>> No.27319267

Could you satisfy your hag in the bedroom?
I've a feeling I couldn't.

>> No.27319307

My hag will comfort me

>> No.27319631

I'll do my best

>> No.27320713

I've been working out so I can keep up with her desires

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Absolutely. I'd focus primarily on helping her relax and feel loved. From there, she can help me figure out what makes her feel the best. It's okay if you're not great at figuring out how to properly pleasure your woman. All you need to do is listen and she'll teach you.

>> No.27321096

part of a healthy relationship is communicating, and that also means during sex to see what makes each other feel good
eventually even you could do it anon

>> No.27321297

i can barely satisfy myself

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it's finally looking up bros...

>> No.27322558

Communicating and making her feel loved and relax isn't the problem, its whether you can keep up with her and satisfy her sexual hunger in the bedroom.
If one can't satisfy her needs, then what right does one have to love her?

>> No.27322770
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Sexual hunger isn't the only part of a relationship that matters. It matters for sure, but it's one thing that you can improve on. Whether the issue is you having to learn how to properly please her or start working out to let you keep up with her, the end result is the same.

>> No.27324589

And what if you can't improve? What if no matter how hard you try, you and her just aren't compatible? What if she eventually runs out of patience because her partner is useless in bed or he's too gentle with her?
I know I shouldn't be thinking negative things here and that I should be happy I'd have a hag that I can make happy. But sexually I'd struggle no matter what and I'd rather she have someone who can satisfy all her needs.

>> No.27324829

Start training your core and cardio anon. And dont skip leg day

>> No.27324835


They make drugs to help now.

>> No.27324887

I actually jumped of happiness, holy shit.
Pochi, I'll be waiting for you!!!!!

>> No.27325232

I'm dumb but what does core and cardio mean?

>> No.27326147
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Been busy last few days, have hag tits as an apology.

>> No.27326161

If you have that attitude, you're already fucked. Everyone can learn and improve when it comes to this sort of thing. Just get your cardio up (easy as hell) and learn to listen. It's legit that simple. Honestly, working out will help your confidence anyways.

>> No.27326234

Core is your midsection. Core is your most important muscle group for everything. Cardio is just stamina like running and stuff.

>> No.27326289

Core is all of the muscles under your chest and above your legs
>Oh, the abs?
Yes, but also your laterals and some of the back muscles too.
Just google a core workout.

Cardio is any kind of constant excercise such as biking, jogging, jumping a rope, swimming, etc. Doing cardio after being a couch potato for so long will leave you with your tongue out (Much like a night with a hag with a taste for young men) but that's the point. At first, if you can only jog or bike or whatever for 3 minutes, that's ok, then, you might be able to do it for 3 and a half minutes, then 4, then 5, etc etc.

You can try the couch to 5k program.

Remember to drink plenty of water and to have proper rests days, muscles need to rest to grow too.

>> No.27326295

What >>27326234 said. It's also worth noting cardio is probably the simplest thing to work on. Just do stuff. Go jogging or run on a treadmill.

>> No.27326351

Those are cake tits

>> No.27326520

Can we stop talking about irl and get back to posting sexy anime hags I come here because this is the only way I can see women and not get filled with violent rage

>> No.27326579

she has both feet and arms into hagdom already, you can forgive a premature-ejaculating anon

>> No.27326853
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Have some actual hag tits

>> No.27327059
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a /hag/ enjoyer in the wild

>> No.27327174
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triple trouble!

>> No.27327234

oh, so that's what it means. Exercise is something I've always wanted to do, but I'm the kind of person who'd need to be coaxed into doing it. Like, I'd love to have my hag stress to me that I need to get fit so that I can please her and if I don't, I'd get harshly disciplined like getting my backside spanked with a wooden spoon

Regardless I apologise if I've shitted up the thread. I'll just go back to thinking pleasent things of my hag and being treated like a pet.

Sorry, anon. I've been meaning to post sexy anime hags for so long. Reason I can't is because I've a shit ton of tabs opened up and I take ages to get round to them and get rid of them.

>> No.27327632
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If you have ground beneath your feet you can exercise. No need to spend money on gym membership to get fit.

>> No.27328185
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Love for your hag can do wonders, anon.
I benched 97kg a few months ago so that one day I will bridal carry her and our triplets with my arms.

>> No.27328208

I want to be beneath hag feet.

>> No.27328266

god I love women so much bros

I need to get married before I'm 35 or it's unironically over

>> No.27328841
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I want to be over my hag and have her feet on my face

>> No.27328934
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I want to massage my oshi's feet. I don't even have a fetish for feet. I just want to help her relax after a long day of work.

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This except I do have a foot fetish and want her to make me kiss and lick her soft hag soles.

>> No.27329976

Koyori is not a hag.

>> No.27330600

Your image makes me want to imagine Fubuki teaching me how to do push ups properly and while I'm doing them, she's sitting on my back and telling me that she's not going to get off my back until I pass out from exhaustion.
Then maybe she'll let me pamper her by giving her sore feet a massage.

>> No.27330642
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begone, namefag

>> No.27331438

Same or at least be in a serious relationship by then
Just feeling the warmth of a woman next to you is the best, making them feel pleasure many times over before you finish, even better if it was a hag
Love using their tits as a comfy pillow too

>> No.27331740
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>> No.27332283
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>> No.27332803

Come to Nijisanji
We have (almost) hags with swimsuits

>> No.27332970

>Shiina gets to have a swimsuit but Okayu doesn't
It's just not fair, man

>> No.27333179

Mio would be just as nervous as me.

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>> No.27333308

god damn

>> No.27333803 [SPOILER] 
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At least Deaver was kind enough to give her one

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Aw fuck, is she not? Sorry, here.

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Mio lovers, what would you do?

>> No.27334308

Ignore him, Anon. Koyori is, in fact, a hag.

>> No.27334429

If NijiEN gets swimsuit models as alts I will permanently affix my knees to the ground.

>> No.27334546
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>Mio wants children
>I want children
This scenario is inherently flawed.

>> No.27334637

We were talking about Choco. I already know Koyori is one.

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>> No.27338053

Not wear a condom that's for certain. That is heresy with hags.

>> No.27338172

Why not just poke a hole in the condom?

>> No.27339044

That's something a menhera zoomer would do

>> No.27339321

No, I wouldn't betray my hags trust like that. If I'm not wearing a condom she knows what I'm going for, poking a hole in it would be lying to her.

>> No.27339368

That's a tactic that's been around for ages. Zoomers didn't invent it.

>> No.27339403

Kindly request condiments.

>> No.27339446

It's what she gets for trying to make you wear a condom when she knows she needs to get impregnated.

>> No.27339517

Zoomers always existed. It's a state of mind, not a date of birth.

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>Lying to your hag

>> No.27339926

It's for her own good.

>> No.27340923
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Snuggling in Mio's breasts...

>> No.27341203

I'd just say ''Now I'm taking out the condom. You need to be impregnated again''.

>> No.27341280
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Do what she wants at first but once she does a bit of handholding she’ll reconsider

>> No.27341431
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Truly the best feel

>> No.27341514

I really wish I saw these kind of image posts more often. Don't the jannies get pissy, though?

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>> No.27341621
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Tell her she needs a family and I can give her one.

>> No.27342025

Not if it’s contained in catbox

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It's fine as long as the image is in a link.

>> No.27342831

Jesus Fucking Christ, what are those nipples?

>> No.27342881

Extra lips to kiss

>> No.27343442


>> No.27343535

love how Mio constantly gets the thickest hariest bush in fanart
no wonder why she never wears panties around the house, that carpet must get so musky

>> No.27343540

Is Polka worried she's gonna wet herself?

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>> No.27349334
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Post your absolute favorite hag images. Focus on sex appeal appreciated.

>> No.27349466

where can I find marine's roommate?

>> No.27349640

what do you mean, lamy is her roommate (almost)

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>> No.27349969

sure man, just check the usual website >>1_____________________

>> No.27350205

are you a janny?

>> No.27350971

are you a brainlet?

>> No.27351270
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You know what sucks? Watching a bunch of videos from a dude on YouTube in a marathon then going to beat your meat because you're overdue... And you can't help but hear your hag oshi's dialogue in that same obnoxious scottish man's voice.

>> No.27352515
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this one's my #1
very borderline but it's never been deleted yet

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>> No.27355020
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Sexy mommy Mio

>> No.27355109

Why did everyone consider Mio the mama compared to all the other hags?

>> No.27355461
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The body of a goddess

>> No.27355811
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I love pantyhose

>> No.27358026
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I won't post that one 3d Mio I'm so fond of. Link to actual answer:

>> No.27361217

She looks it.

>> No.27364124

I love Mio.

>> No.27365437

Watch her for a while and just feel the mom energy

>> No.27366772

It'd be even better without that stupid piercing. Also I'm shadow banned as I can't bump the thread

>> No.27371609

hag love

>> No.27371759

you can tell that she can take care of others just like a real mom would

>> No.27372231
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My favorites aren't lewd, but since you asked for sex appeal, how bout a sweaty see-trough T Mio?

>> No.27372314

I thought it was until I looked through more tweets and saw shes pro the new vshojo members

>> No.27372517
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They all consider themselves oneesan's except for Mio. For example, when Matsuri calls Aki mama she literally tells her "I'm not your mama".

>> No.27372797
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Did we just get monkey pawed? Fuck this gay world

>> No.27372854

Jesus please no not Pochi
They can't take my Pochi away from me...

>> No.27373037
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Goodnight hagbros

>> No.27373066

sleep well haggot

>> No.27373420
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Sex with Koyo until she gets temporarily wheelchair bound

>> No.27374279 [DELETED] 

Where you not around when people thought Pochi was going to be Kson's new mama?

>> No.27374408


>> No.27374424

Were you not around when people thought Pochi was going to be Kson's new mama?

>> No.27374627
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First a misspelling then accidentally quote a different post when the dog runs through the screen door...

>> No.27376663

>Not knowing pochi's love for the dragon
She will support her oshi wherever that is.

>> No.27377650

I also consider Botan, Lui and Kaela as the mama tho

>> No.27378493

Good. These threads need more big sister love.

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>> No.27384732

Don't look at me like that Lui, we've already had sex 10 times this morning.

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>> No.27388030

Look at that smug as fuck bird. How does he get to be with her all the time? It ain't fair.

Also murder the Jannies. They're probably coming for /hag/ soon for being 'off topic'

>> No.27390016

Very powerful image. I can feel my semen being drained.

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>> No.27393181
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That’s the power of the cerberus
Dominating and all powerful sexual energy
Her mature low voice reverberating in your ears, commanding you to submit fully
Cum to nijisanji, we have bikinis

>> No.27394610

Why is she like this?

>> No.27395130

It’s her hawk mating call

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>> No.27397148

Who do I need to pray to get a lovely evening with Pochi.
What do I need to do, what do I sacrifice for it.

>> No.27397153

I've been gone from /vt/ for 4 months.
I'm happy that /hag/ remains alive.
You are all beautiful people.

>> No.27397907

Love for older women is a flame that can’t be extinguished

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i love the tiny hat

>> No.27399196

Does it stay on during sex?

>> No.27399479


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>> No.27399941

>“So you're excited to see me in this costume, huh? I guess I have no choice but to squeeze you with them then! You're such a bad boy, thinking about boobs all the time”

>> No.27401701
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Sex lion

>> No.27404327

Is this Lamy's POV?

>> No.27404649
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This is

>> No.27406334

Pour one out for the fellow hag lovers in /become/, banished to the Shadow Realm by whatever newfag they added as a janny.
No longer is "become Lamy so I can fuck Botan" a viable strategy.

>> No.27406572

wait, what happened?
is /become/ no more? again?

>> No.27406953

Some newfag is smacking people posting Lamy as "not vtubers". /become/ is kill. Again.

>> No.27407063

Dicks together strong

>> No.27407292

VTLeague3 is getting sooner. If anyone is interested in making aesthetics or managing for the team please consider doing it!
But first we need to show the POI for our registration. Reply to this post if you want /hag/s in swimsuit playing football