/nasfaqg/ - NASFAQ General

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/nasfaqg/ - NASFAQ General - HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK Edition

Thread for the discussion of NASFAQ, a financial market simulator based on holding of coins that represent the members of Hololive and some of their mamas.
This is a fake stock market game meant for memes, not a real stock market (cryptofags will be happy here , no real money involved, NO you won't get better at stocks from this).

https://nasfaq.biz/info - READ THIS. No seriously, read it, faggot.

Research 1: https://schedule.hololive.tv/
Research 2: https://holo.poi.cat/
Research 3: https://hololive.jetri.co/

F.U.C.K. Reports (Market-based reports, updated daily): https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/104gsM_vZz1MuhJxfuYeT_xNFC1Qk1h7zeLVoCyFsrSw/edit?usp=sharing
"Real Oshiboard" spreadsheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1c-ioaVcHWb4kMHXF8kqND9mZ_O84P-xLzbDoY-JGmrk/edit?usp=sharing
https://files.catbox.moe/jhccbu.webm (embed) (embed)

Revised Haaton Wallet Analyzer sheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1ou-iTo4fF9YcPWKZZtqsG-SjUJDWBJ20Wxrrwc2-he8/edit?usp=sharing
Returns Report temporary archive: https://rentry.org/returnsreport
Aggie. Come draw, all skill levels are welcome: https://aggie.io/cgcows3hns

Mikofag's humble attempt to archive some of the thread OC: https://mega.nz/folder/NeQghDqL#mSL13SdqKjKgYVjFCgF6Iw
Thread Lore: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1BNIA50Z2vw4pS6gLbxyTL5trAfIo-Uo22womorcx-7o/edit?usp=sharing

Previous thread: >>27023841

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towalander

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Anchor for "how much money are you and/or your fund missing?"

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>>27159910
>>27149841
It's worse now.

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>>27149841
Multiple funds are now worth less than their volume x share price. Not all phantom share purchases were reversed, since a lot of people with the bug weren't buying 1000x daily, and some users with the bug may not have even noticed their buys weren't resetting to 0. It doesn't look like any funds received extra liquid, but their share volumes all increased.

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>walking around nasfag island at night since I wanted to get out
>turn the corner
>theres a fat ass sitting on the corner
>try to walk past him without making eye contact
>suddenly hear behind me "hey there bruv ye's got a nene coin?"
>tell him no I dont because im a poorfag
>he response to me in a half joking tone "its okay bruv just make sure that you watch where you step."
>I fuck off after that
>5 minutes later
>the ground starts to shake a bit probably just a earth quake
>suddenly hear sharp heavy breathing behind me and feel a sharp pain in my back
>"should've given me your nene coin bruv"
I fucking hate nekkos I spent all my liquid on funds and now I have to sell some oshi coins to pay for my surgery/stitches

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>>27159910
1101 shares added x $430667 share price= $473,430,000 in missing funds

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>>27160431
kek

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>>27160431
hmmm who could this be?

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>>27159910
somewhere between 960 and 1100m depending on what the share price was at the time

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>>27160431
Who asked?

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>>27160431
At least you didn't get stabbed

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>>27160767

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>>27160767

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>>27160801
>>27160800
He meant sexually

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>>27156993

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>>27156993
>daddy peko
who

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>>27161243
>today worms
>worms global
Ohhhhh, Worms: Armageddon with nasfaq bros

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>Honk trying desperately to fix the servers at 3 AM

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Ohhh Dota with the nasfaq bros

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>>27161931

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>>27160431
Maybe you should have given him the coin, all of this could have been avoided.

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>>27160227
>>27160386
Balances are fixed now. My apologies once again

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>>27163028
>inb4 something else broke now

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>>27163199
The marriage system is missing now

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>pending orders removed while i was sleeping
Nooooooo! My market share!

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ohhh delta

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>>27163028
>honk
honk
love

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i miss avarice

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I miss Konnui

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>>27161243
> real sex

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I was gonna ask if this is basically mathetically-minded schizo (beautiful mind) thread but numbers is for masochists.

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>>27160800
>he got stabbed
pure britbong /nasfaqg/ experience

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I forgot what pic I attached.

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>entry level asp budget tier pyramid consensual groom4groom referal program

what the fuck am I reading?

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what do the graphs mean?

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>>27165745
eh, old news.

whats a rmf?rmt?

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>>27165850
wtf is this autism fest

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>>27165986
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IW19xASnqw8

I was hoping you could tell me, honestly. I hate seeing birds leave the nest.

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>>27166078
ogey4ogey?

holo/niji/futa/zhangs probably raiding us before /cgl/ month ends. uwu

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wait wait it was called a nft right

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What is going on in this thread?

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>>27166097
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JnOfNQ9VWo0
Do u no de wei of seeing green and red?

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>>27166524
t. >>27159801

dude im a fairy

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>>27166142
F-futa?

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>>27166645
seo_tatsuya

at least gogole rep ffs

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At least it is not gayposting

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im actually going because of cat allergies... unfortunate. gnite.

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>>27163028
honk love

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>>27165742
follow the first link in the op, its a fake stock trading game, number autism is for /#/ though we do watch them since those numbers are used for stock price changes

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Mornin'!

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>>27160431
beautiful thing to return to

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>>27160431
uoooohhh fucking clocks stab wound!
he recoils in hideous pain as you nut inside him!
a mixture of semen and blood dripping to the floor!

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>>27172092
please keep this kind of content in /meat/ arigathanks

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>>27171689
Yo

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ohhhh i need to shit

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>>27172092
That wasnt even me you perverted bastard

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Like a glint from the blue, here's a quick Morning Review.

Top 3 Upwards Adjustments (of 23)
>Amelia :: $14,764.38
>Calliope :: $11,530.21
>Moona :: $9,029.65

Top 3 Downwards Adjustments (of 43)
>Marine :: -$18,246.19
>Korone :: -$11,998.90
>Subaru :: -$9,608.12

Overall Average Adjustment is -$64.75
Average Upward Adjustment is $3,894.96
Average Downward Adjustment is -$2,182.74

Don't get baited, pick up some good deals, and ooooh crab.

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Dead thread, dead game
Red today, red tomorrow

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post'em

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>>27165815
Why on God's green earth are you using a 250GB pagefile? Also, I hope you don't have a QLC SSD because you're going to kill that thing FAST using it that way.

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>>27175552

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Aki

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>>27159814
AAAAHHHHHH

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Choco

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https://twitter.com/bannedvtmemes/status/1542175063155154944
Isn't this from here

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Flare

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>>27178180
>00:50:55
>SEA hours
Has to be Avarice

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Mel

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Iroha

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Marine

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>>27178180
I am pretty sure whoever it is is mostly enjoying all the attention your giving them

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>>27178583
>>27178612
>>27178624
sex!

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Laplus

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>>27178550
You're off by 3 whole hours retard, this is where the poster lives

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>>27178699

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Marine and Flare

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>>27178839
>[Deleted]

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>>27179014
Cmon man, give me a break. I accidentally downloaded and posted the sample.

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Honk where's my fucking money.

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Aki

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Luna

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>>27178746
>it's a fucking pajeet

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>>27178180
this has nothing to do with towa

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Roboco

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How is this image spam any different with the Inaschizo spamming Ina images to fill up the thread

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>>27183188
it isn't but it isn't with popular holos so no one cares

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>>27183188
>88
inaschizo was posting an image every minute

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>>27165850
All this screenshot reminds me of is swisstoast aka yellow cat I pray to god you fags and your gay posts dont attract anymore unentertaining begging asps as there already is in this thread we already suffer from a few and a twitter schizo

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an important message from the Sneedfund℠ to all of our esteemed shareholders

thank you for listening

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>>27183300
I would understand if it's for bumping the thread at page 9 or 10 but it isn't
>>27183368
They're basically still the same because they're not even used for bumping when we hit page 9 or 10. It's still being spammed even without us being at that page.

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>>27183504
how do you know they weren't posted at page 9

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>>27183188
Shut up retard.

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>>27183459
sorry for the minor inconvenience but it should be working now

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>>27183459
>[File deleted]

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>>27183742
Nigger look at the time differences of the image spam. No way we're getting bumped at page 9 THAT fast.
>>27183863
I could also post tons of images if that's what everyone wants.

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>>27183866

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>>27183866
>[Deleted]

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gay nasfaq sex

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test

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>>27183912

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>>27183188
Its not but it's bad because Inaposter was the one doing it and he decided to do it when there were offtopics which is unforgivable.

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>>27184038
>[Deleted]

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>>27183459
>>27183878
>>27183973
>>27183994
>>27184120
Sorry for the minor inconvenience but it should really be working now.

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>>27184038

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>[Deleted]

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>>27184180
>https://files.catbox.moe/380jme.mp3
what kind of weird mp3 are you using

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>>27184342
are you on mobile? I only encountered this error on my phone

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oh wow nevermind

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>>27184180
This is wrong on so many levels

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>>27184870
who fucking cares shut the fuck up faggot

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>>27184180
based

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>>27184957
pippa....

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>>27184870
kek I didn't convert this one from mp3. I just stole this soundpost from /pcg/

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>>27184957

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>>27184957
>FB_IMG

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dead thread, dead funds, dead network

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>>27184342
>>27184870
>>27185065
Whoever made the soundpost sent that "MP3" through Discord and downloaded it using a Chromium based browser. I still don't know why the fuck it does that. It was how >we discovered some interesting bugs in the divegrass soundboard thing.

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>>27184180
>>27184342
>>27184588
>>27184870
>>27185065
>>27188189
Here

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>>27188189
> >>27185065

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>>27188189
>through Discord
>stole this soundpost from /pcg/
something not adding up here

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>>27188693
They have discord

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>>27188693
Whoever made the soundpost in /pcg/ made the soundpost = uploaded it to catbox and posted it on 4chinz originally got the audio by downloading an m4a that was sent through or uploaded via Discord. Renaming them to .m4a is not "enough" of a fix, the files are broken and need to be remuxed. Technobabble follows. Discord 1. fragments the m4a (ie. sets it up for DASH or HLS streaming...why the fuck does it do this for files that can't exceed 8 MB? who knows) 2. breaks the duration and has it show as 0. 3. Gives it a very out of spec file extension if and only if you download it with a Chromium based browser. Downloading them via Firefox saves as .m4a, but the file is still busted.

mp4box -info 380jme.mp3
# Movie Info - 1 track - TimeScale 44100
Duration 00:01:46.115 (recomputed 00:00:00.000)
Fragmented: yes - duration 00:00:00.000
11 fragments - 1 SegmentIndexes
Progressive (moov before mdat)
Major Brand dash - version 0 - compatible brands: iso6 mp41
Created: GMT Wed Jun 29 22:53:02 2022

# Track 1 Info - ID 1 - TimeScale 44100
Media Duration 00:01:46.115 (recomputed 00:00:00.000)
Track flags: Enabled In Movie
Media Info: Language "English (eng)" - Type "soun:mp4a" - 0 samples
Fragmented track: 4570 samples - Media Duration 00:01:46.115
Fragment sample defaults: duration 0 size 0 stsd 1 sync 1 padding 0 degradation_priority 0
MPEG-4 Audio AAC LC (AOT=2 implicit) - 2 Channel(s) - SampleRate 44100
RFC6381 Codec Parameters: mp4a.40.2
All samples are sync
Max sample duration: 0 / 44100

ren 380jme.mp3 380jme.m4a

mp4box -inter 500 380jme.m4a
Setting up iTunes/iPod file
Saving 380jme.m4a: 0.500 secs Interleaving

mp4box -info 380jme.m4a
# Movie Info - 1 track - TimeScale 44100
Duration 00:01:46.115
Fragmented: no
Progressive (moov before mdat)
Major Brand M4A - version 1 - compatible brands: iso6 mp41 M4A mp42
Created: GMT Wed Jun 29 22:53:02 2022

# Track 1 Info - ID 1 - TimeScale 44100
Media Duration 00:01:46.115
Track flags: Enabled In Movie
Media Info: Language "English (eng)" - Type "soun:mp4a" - 4570 samples
MPEG-4 Audio AAC LC (AOT=2 implicit) - 2 Channel(s) - SampleRate 44100
RFC6381 Codec Parameters: mp4a.40.2
All samples are sync
Max sample duration: 1024 / 44100

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>>27189278
Holy shit he took it too far

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>>27189773

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Now that funds aren't broken anymore, I'll resume updating the prices for the Mutual Fund sheet. You'll probably have to copy a new version as I add additional funds. And likely some conditional formatting for fund colors/names to make my life easier whenever I have to do so.

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>>27189278
/nasfaqg/ - Soundpost QA General.

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Mutual Share Price growth sheet updated, for all those wallets sacks pent up with liquid to buy shares after the honk fix.
Left is sorted by networth, right is sorted by daily profit on the share.
Dividends are gay and not included in these calculations, this is with the intention to sell the share at a profit.

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>>27189278
>>27189973
what did he mean by this?

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>>27192434
He is unaware

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page 10

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>Make private mutual fund with 100m
>Less is ok put what you can afford as low as 20m
>Grind 500m-1b
>Close fund
>Repeat in a week
If you are a poorfag or midlevel player this will accelerate you to endgame WAY faster than playing normally. If you have felt like you are stuck as an endgame player and nothing you do matters, this will be your chance to break free.

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>>27196515
What's an endgame player?

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>>27196515
>MUTUAL funds
>It's best used when boosting oneself
good job zhonk you've outdone yourself

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>>27196515
If funds closure is delayed by 1 day every time it does not meet the requirements, start closing your fund as soon as you make it so you won't have to wait a week when you actually do close it.

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>>27196515
if honk changes weight to /10 or /20 the bigger funds will have more time in the day to trade
as it is though yeah 1bil max

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>>27196515
how many funds are even in the process of dissolving, i can only find the one.

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>>27197000
Single player mutual funds should not be possible. It's just ridiculous that you can open your own "alt" to boost yourself, it's only there to be exploited since there's no point NOT to make a private single player fund.
When opening a fund you should need a minimum amount of players, like 5, before the fund becomes active and you can start trading. Then it can become an actual "MUTUAL" fund. They should freeze if they ever go below 5 members, and the money you get by dissolving should go to all members equally.

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>>27196834
Top 50? Maybe I am thinking to low though. It will definitely have a noticeable impact since it is an extra income that far surpasses just spending it on more divs

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>>27197643
Oh ok, me and my 50 millions in divs aren't concerned by this

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>>27192121
thank you for the report!

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>>27197511
a very beautiful image but why is it next to dogshit take

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>>27198022
huh I can actually read this. I think I just got smarter

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>>27198055
I can't. Care to give a hint to an idiot?

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>>27198214
https://www.base64decode.org/

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>>27198442
I was gonna make a hint about "Place where Pomu posted her nudes + 2 numbers"

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>>27198502
sorry, I saw neko Marine begging...

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>>27198502
that was not pomu

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>>27196515
This image of Warmy is erotic, somehow.

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How much should a player around the 100-120 ranks multicoin?

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>>27198975
depends how big the dip is
if you dont have enough to buy 144xmulticoin, or enough coins to sell 144xmulticoin do it lower
there is 144 cycles per day

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>>27198022
mahjong...

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>>27199182
>if you dont have enough to buy 144xmulticoin
I usually reduce my muliticoiins around the 50th and 100th cycles because the coins values have changed enough by then it just doesn't seem worth it

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>>27199324
death to

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>>27199324
Maybe we can play it later if you want.

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I still don't get mutual funds. Do I get all the net worth if I create a mutual fund with the minimum volume required? Monkey brain no andastd

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>>27199637
based
>>27199713
death to mahjong

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>>27200079
yeah everything you put in, is yours as shares, if you just want to double your money and not have anyone else involved, keep it private and trade in it then sell and liquidate it later

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>>27200163
Huh, so if my share price is like 1M each, do I get all those if I sell them? Isn't that like broken?

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>>27200141
Then we could play something else... like apex?

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>>27200214
yes, and yes
i dont know why people are jizzing over dividends, put 200m into a fund, double your money over a
week, dissolve it and get 400m back a week later
of course this is the ideal, some funds have done nothing but lose money since they were started. Grug plays still need to be skilled grugs.

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>>27200550
Why liquidate everything? That's less effective than just keeping it running for longer which would also give you dividends, you're shooting yourself in the foot by not making it public. Besides, remember that this is the beta rollout of funds, so things can still change with how they operate.

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>>27200550
So it really is bork. Doesn't that mean that always putting the minimum shared required to creating will always net you the most possible income? Or do you actually need to buy those share prices if you put 1000. It's confusing since initial investment only requires you the current minimum and it doesn't scale properly with your starting shares when creating

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>>27200730
much like normal trading, the less you have the more you make, cause you get all your trades in on the first hour of the adjust spike/dip

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>>27200730
it does scale with shares, the share price you end up with will be networth/sharevolume, the problem is the ingame share price rarely updates.

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>>27200409
>like apex
apex doko?

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>>27200815
>>27200882
I roughly get it now but what's confusing me is still the initial investment but I guess that it'll just minus money off of me even if I put only the current minimum. Thank

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>>27200983
In hell, thankfully

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ohhh apex

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>>27200983
I'm sorry, but fps aren't my thing.

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>>27200409
>apex
kek

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>>27201408
if you like sucking cock you like apex simple as, youll get the hang of it

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>>27201408
Thats fair FPS are a mixed bag.

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It's done. Nobody was watching me this time so I might have gone a little overboard.
>>27192121
Wait, does that mean I don't need to do this anymore?

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>>27202100
youd probably make a better one this one has no api calls for networth or shares which would make it automatic
also automating fund age for the profit/day how do you even do that in sheets, is there a now-then function or unix timecode bullshit

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>>27201408
i cant?
>>27202019
based

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>>27203942

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>>27203750
>also automating fund age for the profit/day how do you even do that in sheets, is there a now-then function or unix timecode bullshit
I have no idea, you're entering levels of sheeting that are beyond me. I just like it when they look nice. I have been manually saving a duplicate copy of every API scrape I make.
>api calls for networth or shares which would make it automatic
If it will make your life easier, I can try and see if I can add share volume and net worth to this sheet, so you can just import all of your data from there. The code I'm using isn't mine, so no promises.
Funds being broken kind of negated the need to update the prices on it once I actually got it automated. If it didn't completely break filter views (empty cells) I'd just move the "TOTAL DUE" to the TOP so that you really never had to fucking copy it again. Add new funds to the bottom, done. There's already a new fund that was made either while I was working on this or right when I finished...

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>>27201408
>>27203942

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19th hour, enjoy, etc.

[Anonymous No.]

a network

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>>27205085
Nice.. Very nice... Now lets see the Ame only chart please.

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>>27205125
>imagen
Hola detecdrilo

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>>27205084
>>27205085
the power of the 19th hour was real, I can't believe you summoned our network anon back!

[Anonymous No.]

Like a bolt from the blue, it's time for the Numbers Review.
Data collected at Cycle 60.

Here's the R.I.C.H. report for today:
>Total Shares in circulation amount to 37,834,869, a 0.79% increase from yesterday's volume
>Average shares per coin is 573,256. There are 27 coins above this average.
>Calliope currently has the highest volume, at 2,830,793 shares, or 7.48% of market volume.
>Pochimaru currently has the lowest volume, at 72,493 shares, or 0.19% of market volume.

Top 5 Volume Increases (of 44):
>Ui :: +7.9%
>Matsuri :: +6.2%
>Korone :: +6%
>Nachoneko :: +5.6%
>Marine :: +5%

Top 5 Volume Decreases (of 22):
>Moona :: -6.7%
>Shion :: -5.9%
>Kronii :: -5.5%
>Kovalskia :: -4.6%
>Pochimaru :: -3.6%

1 coin (Rushia) had a net 0% change in volume today.


Here's the R.I.S.E. report for today:
>Starting Liquid is estimated at $269,837.32, which is an increase of 2.85% from yesterday's estimate.
>Total Market Value for today is $1,208,223,372,477.87, which is an increase of 6.08% from yesterday's Market Value.
>Average Value per Share is $31,934.12. A total of 12 coins are above this average.
>Calliope currently has the highest value, at $156,952,044,028.15 in total market value, or 12.99% of market value.
>Nana currently has the lowest value, at $951,399,470.12 in total market value, or 0.08% of market value.

Top 5 Value Gains (of 50):
>Amelia :: +31.8%
>Calliope :: +23%
>Botan :: +22.7%
>Chloe :: +18.2%
>Kovalskia :: +17.7%

Top 5 Value Losses (of 16):
>Marine :: -23.1%
>Kronii :: -21%
>Korone :: -15.2%
>Sana :: -11.5%
>Kanata :: -11.2%

3 coins (Haato, Rushia, Coco) had a net 0% change in value today.


Here's the F.R.E.E. report for today:
>Today's Superchats totaled to $528,802,466, which is an increase of 100.09% from yesterday's Superchats.
>The Broker made $2,153,449,227.30 today, an increase of 5.1% from yesterday's salary.

Top 5 Superchat Increases (of 16):
>Kovalskia :: +20.7%
>Moona :: +14.3%
>Civia :: +2.9%
>Kanaeru :: +2.7%
>Lamy :: +2.4%


Here's the M.O.V.E. Report for today:
>2 coins (Civia, Polka) adjusted green, but are still trending upwards.
>1 coin (Luna) adjusted red, but is still trending downwards.
>11 coins (Kiara, Sora, Mumei, Fubuki, Nabi, Mel, Hololive, Aki, Rurudo, Reine, Rushia) adjusted red, but are now above their pre-adjustment value.
>52 coins are on projected trend lines and have not intersected with their pre-adjustment values.

Top 5 Most Volatile Coins (per Hour Average):
>Korone :: $657.02 Up
>Subaru :: $651.10 Up
>Marine :: $638.72 Up
>Amelia :: $612.40 Down
>Matsuri :: $439.03 Up

Top 5 Least Volatile Coins (per Hour Average):
>Nene :: $0.96 Down
>Rushia :: $3.93 Up
>Civia :: $4.51 Up
>Coco :: $5.18 Up
>Roboco :: $10.45 Down

Overall Average movement was $37.13 per hour.
Average Upwards movement was $137.59 per hour.
Average Downwards movement was -$163.80 per hour.

The Financial Underwriters of Comprehensive Knowledge would like to remind you to stay informed, shitpost responsibly, and FUD accurately.

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>>27205838
>>Amelia :: $612.40 Down
All me

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>>27200882
nta but I get it now. this is really an easy way to make money

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>>27207651
explain
this is applause or jim mad at cypher or goblin right

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>>27159814
why is gura turning into gamzee?

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>>27207750

What if I'm neither of them?

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>>27207651
shut up reaper reaper

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>>27205085
>I only picked up 3 luna coin.
Wait a second this isn't right, I picked up 82 luna coin

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>>27210030
highly sexual luna

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>>27205085
M, did you think I didn't notice?

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>>27210617
No this is a sexy luna

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>>27210727
baka. stop and focus on mutual funds. thanks

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>>27210112
I'm just bumping the thread

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>>27178624
Gura

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Gura x2

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>>26811500
I didn't forget you, I just now got around to actually opening the box and installing the keys. Might have to reprogram it, my Frankenstein JIS HHKB/ANSI/ISO Arabic layout is iffy. There aren't quite that many of these out there...and exactly none are like mine! It's a pingy motherfucker holy crap. Like really pingy. This is by and far the easiest way to torture a keeb sounds hater OR enthusiast.
ممتاز!!!
>>27211639
لا

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CUNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[Anonymous No.]

Miyatsuko just confirmed that they all support cunny therefore buy 1000 Cute and Funny shares

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>>27220429
BUUUUYYYYY CUNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYyyy

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>>27205085
I'm on there!

[Anonymous No.]

Nasfaq has hit a new level of gay

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>>27221000
SUCK MY CLIIIITtttt

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>>27221000
>Pride month ends
>Sudden cunny surge
>Lolification of Nasfaq
is this the new flavor of the month? everyone in nasfaq is a loli now?

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>>27223838
wdym? everybody is a little girl.

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>>27223838
Shion mama! Do you wanna pway with haachamachamaaa~?

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>>26899242
>cryptofags will be happy here
how long as this been in OP?

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>>27178180
it's avarice

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>>27225034
Just that thread, looks like.
Somebody playing pranks in the OP is pretty much tradition at this point.

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>>27225134
see >>27178746
Read the damn thread

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alas, I truly see the point of this "game". Nasfaq is nothing more than an elaborate MKUltra honeypot for federal agents to research the effects of nonstop homoerotic roleplay to bystanders. They will use whatever information they've collected to the general populace as a way to manufacture consent and make the people homosexual, as a way to control the global population. This is why there's an NSA agent "playing" the game among us. He was assigned to monitor this ongoing social experiment. America truly is the great satan. Death to ERP faggots. Death to America

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>>27225644
Its okay psyduck pride month is over which means the next nasfaq trend will be acting like cute anime girls again but this time uooh flavored

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Aki

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How do I dissolve a fund? Like, where's the button for it and how do I add more balance

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Flare

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Mel

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night, /nasfaq/!

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>Everyone trying to push lolis
Sorry, if you're not an hourglass figure then I ain't got the time for you.

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Aki again

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>>27205085
Hello network anon!!! Welcome back!! I was very worried about you! I hope everything is okay!!

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kneel to cunny

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>>27223838
>Sudden cunny surge
>Lolification of Nasfaq

You make it sound like it's something new, when in reality it's been there since forever.

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>>27188416
based

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Roboco

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live

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>>27229377
UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH CUNNY ToT

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Cunny

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Hag

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Cunny

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Hag

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Cunny

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Hello there.
Quick bookkeeping update on the F.U.C.K. archive:
>It is now Q3, which means the Q2 Numbers Review archive has been pushed back in the list, and there is now a Q3 page.
>After 13 years and a dozen spinoff games, BBBomura has finally released THEFT 3.
>The THEFT sheet's color coding has been updated with better descriptors and recalibrated to match current market patterns.
>THEFT sheet has also been updated to include info on trading for and with Funds.

Updates on other projects:
>RRAT has been more or less shelved indefinitely. The idea works in concept, but development is more trouble than its worth due to being bogged down with other projects.
>Trade Assistant development has been bogged down because I got a bit too ambitious and tried to incorporate RRAT into it, among a bunch of other extraneous features and an issue with the sheet giving weird values for sales. I intend to tear it down and restructure it to be significantly simpler. In the meantime, I encourage you to check out other similarly helpful resources, such as HELP, the Wallet Analyzer, the Returns Reports, and the player Ledgers.

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honk your email verification broke

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>>27238198
I've let him know, think all types of emails are broke atm
-trial dev

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Pagi!

I have found a new dealer. The fund is alive once more, with extra inflation and flirtation. Death to mahjong.

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ohhhh i need to shit

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>>27238735
Pagi can get high again... Nasfaq is healing...

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Like a glint from the blue, here's a quick Morning Review.

Top 3 Upwards Adjustments (of 19)
>Mumei :: $10,420.25
>Hololive :: $9,637.22
>Fauna :: $4,187.43

Top 3 Downwards Adjustments (of 47)
>Calliope :: -$16,742.96
>Miko :: -$13,244.83
>Suisei :: -$13,145.89

Overall Average Adjustment is -$1,128.85
Average Upward Adjustment is $2,718.51
Average Downward Adjustment is -$2,684.16

Don't get baited, pick up some good deals, and it's been a while since we got RED TOMORROW RED TODAY'd.

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can somebody post 'em, I think I'm retarded

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>>27239530
You'll probably be fine.

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>>27239530

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>>27240079
>>27240110
Thanks, I was worried that my grug trades were affected by mutual funds or some shit

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Why does Luna crash so much?

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>>27240512
She's been privating/deleting VODs.

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>>27239530

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I think I'm going to just dump my wallet into pink holos today

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>>27239530
Dw you are doing good.

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LIVE

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[Anonymous No.]

I'm NGMI

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>>27247942
buy more funds

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>>27247928
God, Choco-sen is pure sex

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>>27225644
The MKUltra arc was like 1 year ago.

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>>27254966
It will never end, More and more of you will get into relationships and eventually gay sex and orgies everywhere you will lose yourselves in your lust as your desire for cocks semen and being an attractive anime girl consume your mind. This past year was only the prologue to the MKUltra arc and those still here are already entrapped and unable to escape.

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>>27239530
lol
lmao even

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I can't wait to purchase more cute and funny shares

[Anonymous No.]

>100% fresh
OJ?

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>>27257633
That's not mahjong

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Aki

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>>27258705
hot

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Post 'em

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>>27261253

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>>27238198
It's back up now, let me know if you have any issues

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>>27261253

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>>27261808
Does it need to create an account again to receive it

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https://twitter.com/bannedvtmemes/status/1542916436879761408
Isn't this Husband's timezone?

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>>27263570
No. Don't start another stupid timeloop with this shit again.

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>>27263570
Tell me who cares

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>>27263688
My bad.

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>>27261253

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The real question is: can you oshicoin mutual funds?

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a network

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>>27264847
i am successfully not on this image

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>>27264847
i may be on this image

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>>27261253
All me.

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>>27264847
I'm connected to 3! Very nice

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>>27264847
Wait what the fuck? I didn't sell Miko.

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>>27268645
So this is why I remember nothing

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>>27269937
yeah stop being a fucking coomer

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>>27271441
I think this is the wrong thread

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MY FUCKING MONEY

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IT WAS YOU ITS ALWAYS YOU

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>>27272368
That took long to get posted
Anyway, Purgatory Purchasing is open!

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>>27272368
>>27272448
wait...what?

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>>27272368
hurry and take your meds ASAP, the numbers will correct themselves!

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>>27272368
>>27272529
>israel

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>>27271441
how the fuck
thats impressive

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>>27272368
YOU SHOULD'VE DONE THE NUMBERS, PEKO

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>>27271441
plushie + IRyS's skills + piki piki actually gives you invulnerability/

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>>27272448
We long planned this, please enjoy.

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https://streamable.com/p56ys8
>>27272726
Loadout is right there in the picture. I genuinely think I might've bricked it, she can't/won't die. I think the Yagoos were meant as a kill screen for the demo...
>>27273266
Actual invulnerability? Ina has taken maybe 24 damage every once in a while and then heals immediately for 200+ x a lot of times. And if you turn damage counter on, you can somehow see a single Tako squeeze through for +2 heal.

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As per the weekend.
Only late by like 3 hours

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>>27273949

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>>27273960

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>>27273790
is that what it sends at max ramp up, yagoo fans, so in the cure canon we know in terms of hp and rank it goes shrimp<kfp<raets<deadbeats<tako<cocks then higher ranks of those, then YAGOOFANS

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>>27273949
>>27273960
>>27274002

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>>27274256

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ohhhh friday night

[Anonymous No.]

Like a bolt from the blue, it's time for the Numbers Review.
Data collected at Cycle 62.

Here's the R.I.C.H. report for today:
>Total Shares in circulation amount to 38,198,176, a 0.96% increase from yesterday's volume
>Average shares per coin is 578,760. There are 27 coins above this average.
>Calliope currently has the highest volume, at 2,859,021 shares, or 7.48% of market volume.
>Pochimaru currently has the lowest volume, at 70,911 shares, or 0.19% of market volume.

Top 5 Volume Increases (of 48):
>Aki & Shion :: +6.6%
>Luna :: +5.2%
>AZKi :: +5.1%
>Kanata :: +4.8%
>Iroha :: +4.1%

Top 5 Volume Decreases (of 18):
>Mumei :: -4.3%
>Fauna :: -3.9%
>Moona :: -3%
>Pochimaru :: -2.2%
>Amelia :: -2.0%

1 coin (Rushia) had a net 0% change in volume today.


Here's the R.I.S.E. report for today:
>Starting Liquid is estimated at $266,706.21, which is a decrease of 1.16% from yesterday's estimate.
>Total Market Value for today is $1,167,052,071,733.79, which is a decrease of 3.41% from yesterday's Market Value.
>Average Value per Share is $30,552.56. A total of 13 coins are above this average.
>Calliope currently has the highest value, at $118,564,601,527.35 in total market value, or 10.16% of market value.
>Nana currently has the lowest value, at $956,664,123.00 in total market value, or 0.08% of market value.

Top 5 Value Gains (of 39):
>Mumei :: +33.2%
>Subaru :: +17.0%
>Melfissa :: +15.8%
>Nabi :: +14.7%
>Hololive :: +14.4%

Top 5 Value Losses (of 27):
>Calliope :: -25.2%
>Amelia :: -20.8%
>Chloe :: -17.3%
>Koyori :: -16.5%
>Suisei :: -15.9%

1 coin (Rushia) had a net 0% change in value today.


Here's the F.R.E.E. report for today:
>Today's Superchats totaled to $360,001,335, which is a decrease of 99.65% from yesterday's Superchats.
>The Broker made $2,174,320,454.90 today, a decrease of 98.30% from yesterday's salary.

Top 5 Superchat Increases (of 14):
>Kanata :: +20.9%
>Kanaeru :: +2.8%
>Marine :: +1.9%
>Kiara :: +1.3%
>Suisei :: +0.8%


Here's the M.O.V.E. Report for today:
>2 coins (Coco, Watame) adjusted green, but are still trending upwards.
>10 coins (AZKi, Ina'nis, Gura, Marine, Sora, Sana, Noel, Haato, Civia, Rushia) adjusted red, but are now above their pre-adjustment value.
>1 coin (Kronii) adjusted green, but is now below their pre-adjustment value.
>53 coins are on projected trend lines and have not intersected with their pre-adjustment values.

Top 5 Most Volatile Coins (per Hour Average):
>Miko :: $749.32 Up
>Mumei :: $494.12 Down
>Calliope :: $471.40 Up
>Luna :: $399.38 Up
>Suisei :: $392.84 Up

Top 5 Least Volatile Coins (per Hour Average):
>Rushia :: $1.50 Up
>Civia :: $4.65 Up
>Watame :: $5.38 Up
>Okayu :: $8.19 Down
>Nana :: $8.38 Up

Overall Average movement was $48.57 per hour.
Average Upwards movement was $114.26 per hour.
Average Downwards movement was -$136.93 per hour.

The Financial Underwriters of Comprehensive Knowledge would like to remind you to stay informed, shitpost responsibly, and don't dwell too hard on the past; celebrate the future.

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>>27204524
adjustss was less complicated than i thought, have a cell with =TODAY() and $$ call it with =DAYS($today cell$,founding date column)+1

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>>27272597
I'm not buying a million dollars a share

[Anonymous No.]

I really thought it'd crash before I managed to get everything to +8...

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>>27272368
>Where schizophrenia, numbers and autism all meet
He sure did deliver on his promise

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>>27275609
It will purchase at the new net worth.

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>>27276809
the gang robs applause

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>>27276809
Wait actually, won't this break funds again since the volume is 0?

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>>27277053
Stop thinking. Let it happen.

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>>27277115
I wanted people to be actually able to buy negative prices shares since that would be funnier.

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abayo

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die

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sneed

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>>27279306
I'm buying sneed x1000

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>>27277197
Wait, let's say I had negative liquids and I were to buy shares at negative price. What would happen?

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>>27279366
Do it and let us know!