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Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g
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Previous Thread: >>27132494

>> No.27154951

Gura and I are getting married

>> No.27154967

my daughterwife is a bit shy...

>> No.27154980

>>27154951
woooww!! luckyyy!!!!

>> No.27155019

She's a small shy and weak little girl

>> No.27155031

Gura is a quiet talker

>> No.27155038

Gura is speaks so softly...

>> No.27155041

I'M SO FUCKING JEALOUS OF AME WTF

>> No.27155073

Gura is too quiet to be heard...

>> No.27155101

Gura:
Shy and quiet
Best hugger
Smaller than bae with small feet
Ticklish
Smells nice
Softest of myth

Why is she so perfect chumbros?

>> No.27155107

gura literally talks too quiet too hear lmao
just imagine her wearing a little pink dress and mumbling something to her self autistically

>> No.27155133
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my soft spoken sharkwife and her wife

>> No.27155140
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>small
>soft
>smells good
>ticklish
>shy

>> No.27155153
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27155153

>mixing drinks
>getting dressed to go for a night out.
They were getting drunk bros, who knows what else your oshis were doing all week, looking to party.

>> No.27155192

BREAKING NEWS
Gura is actually more perfect than initially thought!

>> No.27155194

>a talkative online person turned out a shy in real life
I can relate to her bros...

>> No.27155200
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27155200

>Gura is an adult.
This rrat got btfo forever.

>> No.27155206
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27155206

Gura is:
>short
>weak
>soft
>shy
>ticklish
>quiet
>smells nice
>small feet
>gives great hugs
>wears girly clothes

>> No.27155221

>>27155153
you tried this in the ame thread too

>> No.27155261

>>27155192
I wouldn't have thought that was even possible and yet here we are

>> No.27155271

>>27155221
Yeah, now I'm addressing gura shrimps.

>> No.27155270

Kiara top dancer, Ina and Gura tied as dancers. Also, Calli and Kiara are best twerkers according to Ame.

>> No.27155289

atlanteans are allowed to drink after age 9000 its okay guys

>> No.27155334
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27155334

This is probably the most painful stream I've watched, jesus christ I need Gura so badly

>> No.27155339

I am so jealous of the way that Ame talks to her chat. I can't believe she was just answering random questions like that for so long on the fly.

>> No.27155346
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Gura cute Gura cute!

>> No.27155374

Gura is literally perfect

>> No.27155387

Thank god Gura can make a living streaming video games to nerds.

>> No.27155394

>>27155334
I know.

>> No.27155396

>>27155270
i dont need the image of calli twerking in my mind

>> No.27155402
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Canon

>> No.27155401

So, chumbud, how are we right now after all these infodump from Ame?

>> No.27155419

>>27155200
bad news: you're back to be pedo again

>> No.27155427
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so based on ame's descriptions of gura she is basically aharen

>> No.27155439
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>>27155401

>> No.27155443

>>27155401
i just wish ame had sniffed that armpit

>> No.27155451

>>27155339
Even though she keeps various weapons, she's not that paranoid in comparison.

>> No.27155456

>>27155206
She's perfect

>> No.27155526
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>>27155401
I'm still only 19, I still have a chance r-right?

>> No.27155551

Ame's chat streams really are better than Kiara's, she made sure to give fanservice to all fanbases bless this detective

>> No.27155557

I don't have a Gosling image strong enough for what I'm feeling

>> No.27155565

>>27155526
lol no

>> No.27155577

>>27155451
be strapped and fear nothing

>> No.27155590

>>27155401
Normally it's Gura's streams that make me love her more, but tonight Ame is helping me continue to find a way to love her more

>> No.27155595

>Ame is not a furry
Oh no, she's not compatible with Gura...

>> No.27155614

>>27155526
Are you at least balding?

>> No.27155625

>>27155551
she basically acts like a random fan would, a non schizo one

>> No.27155642
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>>27155401

>> No.27155645
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>>27155419
>bad news
>again

>> No.27155668

I've been listening off and on, she didn't mention anything about another stream tonight right?

>> No.27155703

>>27155668
we're never safe

>> No.27155710

>>27155668
yeah I am deflowering all of them on chatturbate later

>> No.27155721

>>27155668
the most she said was that a few kinds of streams are under consideration.

>> No.27155736

>>27155526
30 years old is Gura's minimum cutoff, manling

>> No.27155740

>>27155668
Not that I heard, no. Sounds like they're gonna be busy with something, or Ame is at least. But who knows

>> No.27155769

>>27155736
>he fell for it

>> No.27155795
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27155795

It's thanks to Ame that we got this. Never forget.

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>>27155736
>34
I'm in

>> No.27155855

>>27155526
why is ryan gosling trying to shoot himself with a track starting pistol

>> No.27155876

>>27155736
Ame isnt 30 yet
you'll never have Gura

>> No.27155878

>>27155736
Gura loves her oji-san chumbies...

>> No.27155887

>>27155668
they have somethings planned but nothing today by the sounds of things.
since ina has her return stream and gura/mori were setting fireworks off (celebrating july 4h) they likely will be returning home soon

>> No.27155900

>>27155795
Gura's 3D face is so cute.

>> No.27155919

>gifted memberships prioritize people who actually watch streams

>> No.27155931

Are they not allowed to turn off gifted memberships anymore?

>> No.27155958
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>>27155900
tank u

>> No.27155963

>>27155795
I hope this activates the fanartists and we get black lingerie stuff.

>> No.27156002

>>27155931
They don't have the option even if they wanted to because of susan

>> No.27156007

>AME HAS A GURA MEMBERSHIP
THEY ARE LITERAL LOVERS HOLY FUCK

>> No.27156011

>>27155931
Ame said they are able to turn it off so....

>> No.27156028

Ame has a secret membershrimp alt, nice

>> No.27156032

Ame a chumbud

>> No.27156048

Meh looks like all the girls will give this scripted response to gifted memberships, grays won

>> No.27156050

>>27155795
All my seethe disappears when I look up Gura's skirt.

>> No.27156058

>>27156007
>>27156028
>>27156032
How new?

>> No.27156065

>>27156007
>>27156028
how new

>> No.27156068

>>27156007
We already knew that a long time ago chumbie

>> No.27156074

>>27156007
>>27156028
>>27156032
newfagchama...

>> No.27156076

>>27156048
I can still see Gura saying she's not happy with it

>> No.27156106

>>27156048
money money money

>> No.27156115

>>27156058
>>27156065
>>27156074
This is probably the most of ever watched Ame, sue me

>> No.27156137

>even cuter in the flesh
hhnnnnnnggggggggggg

>> No.27156145
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>surprising how cute she is irl too
Jesus Ame you're killing me

>> No.27156148

>>27156048
hyperchat reverse-engineered the report API. that's probably the hard part of writing a chat extension that picks up membership spammers and then auto-reports everything they say.

>> No.27156152

Gura is more cute IRL than on stream.....
holy fuck chumbuds

>> No.27156162

GURA IS THE ABSOLUTE CUTEST GIRL IN THE WORLD EXTRA EXTRA CONFIRMED!

>> No.27156171

>>27155876
gura has different standards for males and females. She wants older dominate men

>> No.27156186

No wonder some idiots think Ame hates Gura when they didn't even know about her alternate account.

>> No.27156190
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No matter the reps I'll never be good enough for a perfect girl like her...

>> No.27156211

>>27156152
I'm gonna gosling...

>> No.27156256
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27156256

I need a Gura GF so fucking badly. NO, I WILL FIND A GURA GF

>> No.27156272

>Gura is even cuter IRL
AAAAA I envy you Ame AAAA

>> No.27156303

Guba really is a precious little creature.

>> No.27156351

Tweest: Ame is lily hooper

>> No.27156406

JWU, has Ame been talking about Gura's armpits for 90 minutes?

>> No.27156409
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Learning how cute Gura is fills me with a fire.
I want to protect and I can't..

>> No.27156424

>>27156351
Ame is not a tranny

>> No.27156436

>>27156351
Not possible. Ame is a woman.

>> No.27156442

>>27156406
No, but she's given us lots of very important details

>> No.27156483

>We will never see Gura IRL

>> No.27156487

>>27156351
>>25757739
WHICH IS IT

>> No.27156512

>>27156483
speak for yourself

>> No.27156546
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this is your nurse for tonight

>> No.27156582

>>27156546
I didn't know I was sick

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>>27155401
Never have I wanted to correct something as bad as Gura. UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

>> No.27156593

is gura a small blonde white girl?

>> No.27156599

Welp according to Ame its not possible to create a new membership tier and thus circumvent gifted memberships from accessing member streams. Because it will CANCEL EVERY SINGLE MEMBERSHIP and I can see why that would be a big no no both for convenience and for Cover's financials.

>> No.27156631

HOLY FUCK I LOVE GURA AAAAAAAAA

>> No.27156657
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>>27156593

>> No.27156660

Wait what did Ame say about Gifted member? Missed that part.

>> No.27156673

>>27156256
same, 100% the same

>> No.27156676

>>27156599
Yeah, they won't sacrifice the money.

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i can't believe Gura is Aharen-san

>> No.27156692

>>27156546
nurse... i'm not feelin so good... you better keep an eye on me...

>> No.27156696
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>>27156599
luckily people are not being retarded, i can't believe i am saying this but i think the paypigs can be trusted

>> No.27156698

>>27156406
>Gura cute
>Ina soft, doesnt move much but her arms have Dalshim reach, also clingy
>Chimken really tall
>Ame and Calli symmetrically docked their boobs when they first hugged
>rrat and fauna cute

>> No.27156710

>>27156351
kill yourself

>> No.27156765
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27156765

Ame spoke to a male.

>> No.27156772

>>27156660
she cant rearrange tiers without cancelling all the memberships
the gift system supposedly prefers people who have watched streams over randos.

>> No.27156782

>>27156696
Gura's regular paypigs are probably mostly /here/ or at least share /here/ sentiments

>> No.27156788

Funny how Ame who actually met Gura describes her and her mannerisms and personality run completely counter to the schizo's idea of Gura. Naruhodo.

>> No.27156789

>>27156660
Pretty much no escape you can't turn off, and if she changes the price to divide gifted members from Gray's in disguise everyone will have their memberships cancelled, something that cover wouldn't allow because "people that just keep paying and forget about it is good for the business"

>> No.27156816

>>27156686
oh wow, you're right

>> No.27156835

>>27156788
Almost like Gura isn't some lex luthor that lies for 3 hours on stream every day.

>> No.27156850

>>27156788
That's because the schizo thinks Gura is some sort of super mega stacy.

>> No.27156859

>>27156657
UmU

>> No.27156864

>>27156788
Yeah, it's almost like it matches pretty well with how she describes herself, pretty crazy, huh?

>> No.27156880

>>27156765
>Ame took an Uber
How do you think Gura gets around without a driver's license?

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>>27156686
I want a lap pillow from Gura

>> No.27156919

>>27156788
It's most like people should watch streams or something.

>> No.27156924

>>27156152
My mind is racing and I need to sit down

>> No.27156936

>>27156788
Normalfags will say Ame must be lying to the incels.

>> No.27156966

>>27156698
how tall can chimken be if she wore Ame's clothes?

>> No.27156971

>>27156916
Damn, I need a Gura edit of this.

>> No.27156975

>>27156880
Flops around like a fish.

>> No.27156991
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man i feel like i understand Gura way more now, props to Ame for giving so much information, she was really paying attention to her

>> No.27156996

>>27156788
>>27156835
>>27156850
>>27156864
>>27156919
The schizo will just say that Ame knows not to say anything that could be interpreted negatively.

>> No.27156997

>>27156966
Who said they had to fit lengthwise?

>> No.27157003
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>>27156880
Female or eunuch uber drivers.

>> No.27157024

>>27156880
The sewers
The mold guides her way

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Gurass

>> No.27157054

>>27156991
>man i feel like i understand Gura way more now,
She's told us some cute stories and a few new things but a lot was stuff we already knew that she confirmed

>> No.27157079

>>27156997
idk, I just know Kiara wore Ame's clothes
https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1541708289355878400?cxt=HHwWgMCo5arhn-UqAAAA

>> No.27157090

>Ame plans to be home and streaming next week with a break
Gonna guess it will be the same for Gura too then

>> No.27157100

>>27156991
She's her wife after all.

>> No.27157138

>>27157090
it won't, she will spend more time with Mori for some reason

>> No.27157141 [DELETED] 

>>27156424
>>27156436
Just a fun fact Lily has been shitting on trannies on twitter all day today

>> No.27157148

Crunchy Roll Meet N' Greet confirmed to also be via lottery (not that that's a surprise).

>> No.27157179

>ame just made a gura gremlin noise

>> No.27157188

>>27157141
Wait.. Is lily.. based??

>> No.27157202

>>27157138
Cope harder deadbeat.

>> No.27157204

>>27157148
They haven't even said if Gura will be there or not. I wish they'd stop doing this shit where they wait so long to announce this stuff, just tell us who so people can plan to go if they want

>> No.27157207

>>27156997
NTA but Ame is lying for keyfabe reasons.

>> No.27157213

>>27157188
how new?

>> No.27157227

>>27157188
how new?

>> No.27157259

>>27157204
Yup, would be nice to plan it out a few months in advance.

>> No.27157286

>>27157141
Dont bother, they'll go to the grave swesring she's a man. NPCs are like that.

>> No.27157293

>>27157202
???
stop trying to fit in you retard, this is actual info

>> No.27157296

>>27157213
>>27157227
To Lily stuff? Very. I don't read anything about them typically because I only care about Gura.

>> No.27157309 [DELETED] 

>>27157141
whats her twitter?
>>27157188
didn't lily post /here/ about making gura a quilt or something and then sc it to gura later that day?

>> No.27157326

>>27157204
Yeah, it's not possible to travel there on short notice for most.

>> No.27157328

>>27157202
>threadshitter doesnt watch streams

>> No.27157342

I do that too when I'm trying to go bed at like 10 am

>> No.27157359

>>27157207
it might be that Kiara is like 5'6" and Ame is like 5'2" Girls are weird about who is taller when I think they are basically the same size

>> No.27157376

Go make a Lily thread, retards.

>> No.27157390

>>27157204
i'm booked like a quarter in advance these days. usually it's at least six weeks. i don't think there's ever been a single holo EN convention appearance announced far enough in advance that i could get time off to attend.

>> No.27157393

>>27157293
Kill yourself and watch streams faggot.

>> No.27157407

>>27157326
>just over a month away and the talents haven't even been announced
Seriously, not sure why they can't figure this stuff out a few months in advanced and tell people.

>> No.27157412 [DELETED] 

>>27157309
Hi Lily here its a scarf and its on hold till fall time when i will use it and its more appropriate but I have it all planned out
>>27157296
based fuck that whore

>> No.27157416

>>27157141
>>27157188
Kill yourselves

>> No.27157430 [DELETED] 

>>27157141
Didn't she get kicked out of her shitty discord for trying to have some sort of woke-off with the tranny mods there?

>> No.27157433

>>27157407
this is the company that forgot to pay the fucking minecraft bill

>> No.27157448

>>27156996
no, you see ame is just lying through her teeth

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Image

>> No.27157487

>>27157433
This isn't just a Cover thing though, it's the Cons waiting too long to book the talent and announce it too. It's incompetence all the way down

>> No.27157538

>did anyone shower or bathe together
Anon you're a fucking idiot

>> No.27157539

>tied with Kiara in terms of fashion sense
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.27157550

>>27157448
Prove it by having Gura tell me in a vocaroo otherwise fuck off.

>> No.27157554

oh i recognized those name you unfaithful manwhores

>> No.27157567

>>27157487
Yeah, Cover is incompetent for a lot of stuff, but I 100% blame the cons in this case.

>> No.27157602

>>27157359
Nah, Kiara is 5'2. Pretty clear that it's just for keyfabe reasons. Though she's definitely not lying about Gura, her saying Gura is short wouldn't break keyfabe.

>> No.27157714

>nearly 2am eastern
I didn't even realize it was so late, these girls have fucked my sleep schedule and I'm okay with it

>> No.27157719

>>27157602
it looks like 5'3" or "at least" 5'3" but thought she would be too short. Could also be that Ame is also a womenlet. Kiara and maybe braphog would be the 2 easiest to get height info from. But based on Gura's chair she is really fucking tiny like under 100lbs and under 5'1" tiny

>> No.27157731

>>27157602
Kiara is Europen ofcourse she's taller than all of them

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>>27157830
gnite bud

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Gura is so small I could put her over my shoulder and there's nothing she could do.

>> No.27157956

>>27157731
Kiara isn't that big. Gura is tiny, Ina is probably tiny and Ame might be tiny. Kiara is like slightly below average girl size

>> No.27157969

/ggg/ celebrities.

>> No.27157998

Safe to sleep tonight!

>> No.27158005

>>27157952
don't, it would make her pussy wet.

>> No.27158012

>probably safe to sleep tonight
I have to be up early so I can't risk staying up much longer, have fun with the late night stream buds

>> No.27158036

>>27157969
which one?

>> No.27158043

>>27157956
Ina is the tallest followed by Mori

>> No.27158066

>>27156835
nah bro, every vtuber is always lying through their teeth constantly, gura is like 6ft tall, kiara doesn't actually sound like a chicken and ao-chan is ina's husband

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>>27158036
Dumbud

>> No.27158087

>>27157969
The best /ggg/ celebrity is Fauna

>> No.27158114

>>27158036
The pajeet is my favorite. His fanfics are always a riot.

>> No.27158117

>>27157952
pikamee aren't you even shorter

>> No.27158127

>>27158087
yeah, me

>> No.27158146

>>27157969
>/ggg/ used to be about nothing but love posting about Gura and how wonderful she it
>/ggg/ is now non stop fighting between the mentally ill, fetish posting, and people hopping on the first person they think is a girl in the thread
Shameful and sad.

>> No.27158159

>deletes all the stuff talking about her
>doesnt delete the people that brought it up or the tranny posters
Jannies you literal fucking retards.....

>> No.27158178
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27158178

>>27158127
Mommy uuuuuuu

>> No.27158190

>>27158043
kek this thing I googled said Mori is taller than me, but it also lists the metric inch measurement wrong because it was likely written by a yuro who doesnt understand that there are 12 inches in a foot and not 10. Like Mori is tall for a girl with either height, but she is either just taller or just shorter than me

>> No.27158198

>>27158146
The hornyposting was always a thing, but there are definitely more people that care about threadcelebs and way more schizos than there used to be

>> No.27158236

AAAAAAAAAA GURA IS TOO CUTE

>> No.27158249

>>27158198
those are the same people anon....
no real chumbud gives a fuck that a female uses ggg

>> No.27158290

>>27158043
how fucking talk is Ina?

>> No.27158303

>>27158249
I care, femanons aren't real chumbuds because they can't fertilize Gura's eggs.

>> No.27158311

>>27158146
pretty sure a lot of that is just due to how many tourists we've been getting, we literally hit like 150+ IPs a few days ago

>> No.27158315
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>>27158146
I just post about the inevitable marriage proposal.

>> No.27158325

>Ame said heights are accurate
Could you fucking imagine?

>> No.27158327

>>27158303
This.

>> No.27158340

>>27158303
>>27158327
>Fauna isnt a real chumbud
go back

>> No.27158381
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27158381

>>27158325
I don't believe it. Gura is even smaller.

>> No.27158386

>>27158325
That's bait.

>> No.27158413

>Heights are accurate
I just finished fapping to Gura and now I have an urge again...

>> No.27158414

>>27158386
Anon im just having fun keeping up with the kayfabe. I do believe Gura really is the shortest there though based on what Ame said

>> No.27158417
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>>27158325
UUUOOOHHHHHH!!!!!

>> No.27158430

I hope Gura isn't one of those girls who is like a 4'9" womenlet but "needs" a guy who is 6'2"

>> No.27158436
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>>27158340
Fauna is a kirin, not a woman, retard.

>> No.27158443

>>27158340
You can keep pretending but being able fertilize Gura's eggs is a requirement.

>> No.27158465

>>27158430
>he's not 6'2" or taller
I'm so sorry anon...

>> No.27158476

>>27158430
She wants the merged Gigashrimp.

>> No.27158502

>>27158430
Gura doesn't seem like the person to care too much about height, but you do need to be able to princess carry her fairly effortlessly.

>> No.27158550

>>27158290
Like 5'7"

>> No.27158643

>>27158465
just like a hair under 5'9"
>>27158550
really? I know an asian girl who is like 5'8". She said she was 5'9" but I am taller, but most asian girls I know are like 5'1"
>>27158502
If I can hold a 15 lb rifle up for 20 mins I can princess carry Gura

>> No.27158672

>>27158436
Ok but does that mean she isn't chumbud prime?

>> No.27158688

>>27158190
>shorter than 167
hahahaha tinybud

>> No.27158705

They ran out of redbull...

>> No.27158706

Gura drank all the red bull

>> No.27158769

>>27158705
>>27158706
Gura deserves it for being the smallest.

>> No.27158792

>>27158688
>tfw 159
At least I'm a good cuddler

>> No.27158803

>>27158706
>AME GO TO THE STORE FOR ME

>> No.27158813

>>27158688
nah, I am taller than that. The thing I saw listed mori as 179 cm, which I am shorter than and 5'8" which is not 179 cm. I am taller than 5'8" 179 cm is like 5'10.5". I am like 175 in yuro units

>> No.27158897

I can’t take this anymore. I have goom to much time already.

>> No.27158924
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>can't eat too much
>does it very slowly to the point she's embarassed about it
>drings redbull for breakfast
i can save her...

>> No.27158964

>>27158813
I see her listed as 167, and if we're talking about le forbiden knowledge there's absolutely no way you know who is 6'

>> No.27158977

So we're all doing our reps to find the Gura in our lives right?

>> No.27158986

>>27158672
Kirin can be chimbud prime.

>> No.27159010

>>27158977
I will only settle for the real Gura

>> No.27159045

>>27158977
It's too late for me.

>> No.27159057

>>27158977
accept no substitutes!

>> No.27159089

IMPORTANT
http://poal.me/617pff
http://poal.me/617pff
http://poal.me/617pff

>> No.27159106

I just got at least a half tank of guranium from second hand mentions alone. Very powerful stream.

>> No.27159113

>>27158977
I'm doing my reps but I honestly think ending up with someone like gura in your life comes down more to insane luck than anything else

>> No.27159146

>>27158964
5'10" isn't 6" and yeah I think no way Ina is 6"
Pretty sure Gura is a turbo womenlet and Ame and Kiara are just below average

>> No.27159185

>>27158977
I want the real one. Also I end up dating asians a lot because it is easier to get a date with an 8+/10 asian girl than a 6-7/10 white girl

>> No.27159235

>>27158977
doing art reps rn so hopefully i can find a fembud gf

>> No.27159237

>>27158977
None of us will ever find a Gura because they all live in their homes and never come out or communicate or realistically even have any interest in ever being with someone.

>> No.27159243

>>27158303
Fauna would and will find a way… think about that.

>> No.27159296

>>27159237
If that's the case, then they wouldn't mind becoming vtubers and marrying their fanbases.

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>>27158977
Yes, but Gura is the only Gura in my life. I doubt lightning would strike twice either, so I must seize this once in a lifetime opportunity.

>> No.27159330

>>27159237
>realistically even have any interest in ever being with someone.
I wouldn't say that's true, but it definitely takes more to get them interested because of comfort zones

>> No.27159347

>>27159237
obviously I must go into everyone's homes and ask them if they have an adult daughter who refuses to touch grass

>> No.27159458
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I love her so much and I'm so grateful she has a friend like Ame, these girls are a miracle

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>>27159237

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27159558

Guys, I am working on a demonic pact that will merge us into the Gigashrimp. Gura will marry us for sure once that happens. Be ready.

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27159611

Finished doing yard work reps. Missed ame stream. So apparently Gura is literally the perfect girl from what Ame and you guys describe. But I'm too exhausted from work to fap. Post cute and sexy Gura so I can get motivated to jerk it. God I love her, like as a person. She's so perfect. Her tiny feet in cute socks, her soft strawberry scented hair, her comfy loving hugs and cuddles, her soft quiet voice. Sounds like a brattier Aharen. And she pees! Perfection.

>> No.27159620

>>27159237
>that image of Ryan Gosling being guided into ina's neet room by her parents

>> No.27159652

>>27159558
Dibs on being the gigashrimp penis.

>> No.27159680

>>27159611
Been a while since I've done this

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>> No.27159709
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27159709

>>27159558
She already has me.

>> No.27159717

>had a dream about meeting Gura irl
What's wrong with me?

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>>27159620
found it
damn the image is over a year old now >>2634527

>> No.27159747

>>27159680
jesas. Crikey. Thank you.

>> No.27159777

>>27159717
Nothing. You just love Gura as you should.

>> No.27159812

I'm ashamed to say this but Ame gave more details about Gura than Gura herself did in 2 years of hololive.

>> No.27159859

>>27159812
I mean Ame is Gura's lover after all.
She would naturally want to brag a little bit.

>> No.27159864
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27159864

I'm in love with Gura!

>> No.27159872
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27159872

I can go to bed knowing Gura is how I imagined her to be. The perfect girl.

>> No.27159874

>>27159812
It was truly an incredible stream for chumbuds

>> No.27159875

>>27159812
???
Why would you describe yourself irl

>> No.27159880

>>27159812
Gura has already mentioned most of what Ame said, just not all at once.
It's good confirmation though.

>> No.27159886

>>27159737
kek, 99.9% chance you'd find her on the floor

>> No.27159892

>>27159812
What do you mean, Gura kept telling us she smells good.

>> No.27159899

Now the question is, since they are still at moris place, will she invite TT over...

>> No.27159911

>>27159812
I mean, I dunno about that. Off the top of my head nothing quite stood out to me. Over time, anyway. The only thing new we had confirmed is that she's apparently soft. Very soft. imagine.

>> No.27159927

https://youtu.be/DKBk0EpOKWc
good resumee for everything Ame said about goomba
inb4: clips are le bad

>> No.27159938

>>27159777
I don't though, I keep dreaming about meeting random vtubers.

>> No.27159983

>>27159737
>>27159620
Based Gos, doing whatever he can to get his oshi

>> No.27160021

>>27159938
How could you NOT love Gura?

>> No.27160070

>>27159899
dont they live in nip land? Wasnt that the whole point she was friends with them because they all refuse to learn japanese so they live in some weird as shit enclave ?

>> No.27160080

>>27159927
It goes way beyond this clip, you can easily add a full 10m of her only talking about Gura

>> No.27160082

>>27159927
kys

>> No.27160114

>>27160070
they have some thing at AX in a day or 2 after moris concert

>> No.27160142

>>27160114
clearly I need to get on a plane and scalp some weebs

>> No.27160147

Thank you Ame, for the banquet of Gura info.
I'm even more in love with her now.

>> No.27160173

>>27160114
At this point I wouldn't be surprised if they were partying together right now.

>> No.27160192

>Still trying

>> No.27160196

>>27159899
yes. prepare yourself for this now

>> No.27160204

>>27160021
She's fine, I just don't "love" her

>> No.27160392

>>27155401
the infodumps are the best part about offcollabs.

>> No.27160434

>>27155526
you literally have so much time

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27160472

>Hey anon, you want a sniffy?
>Just kidding!

>> No.27160516

>>27160472
When I meet her in 50 years and ask to smell her, I wonder if she'll lift her arm again...

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>>27158977
My coworker is very gura like... Short, shy, girly. I have a crush on her.

>> No.27160576

>>27160534
ask her out faggot

>> No.27160653

>>27160576
No relationships between coworkers

>> No.27160667

>>27160653
and who will stop you?

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>>27160534
God stop reminding me that I almost had a Gura-like GF when I was in 7th grade...
She was short, possibly autistic since she loved my childish peepeepoopoo jokes, loves watches kids shows, shy as fuck, girly, very soft spoken...
I was such a fucking idiot for not trying to pursue her...

>> No.27160713

>>27160653
>become friends
>date after one of you leave the job
I believe in you anon

>> No.27160719

Buds, this might sound crazy but, I think I think I love Gura.

>> No.27160737

>>27160677
Anon I don't think you need to be regretting that...

>> No.27160746

>>27160653
Are you really going to let her get away because of that? At least become friends.

>> No.27160796

>>27160737
why not?

>> No.27160907

>>27160653
Going out with someone once or twice or a few times doesn't put you in a relationship until you guys say you are.

>> No.27160936

Looks like Kiwawa is back home since she'll be streaming on her regular timeslot soon. Gura and co. are probably splitting up later to go home after a potential stream

>> No.27160941
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ANOTHER ONE
https://twitter.com/denpa_666/status/1542403826874912773

>> No.27160975

>>27160941
sir, that is a child

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>>27160941
THIS ARTIST IS SO GOOD

>> No.27161137

>>27160941
Like a child

>> No.27161166

>>27160941
I want to protect this precious being..

>> No.27161233

>>27160936
Mori is doing a concert today so I don't think she will be available for streaming.

>> No.27161269

>>27160941
tiny creature

>> No.27161296

>>27161233
based

>> No.27161321
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27161321

i'd imagine gura to dress like this but nvm

>> No.27161330

>>27161233
Pretty sure that's tomorrow

>> No.27161358

>>27161321
MORE GIRLY

>> No.27161416

>>27161330
She has another one at AX yeah later, but today it's not AX. Something else.
I won't post it since it's alt account.

>> No.27161478

>>27160653
It's a shitty dead-end job anyways, I know it.

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>>27161321
she's a cottage core fan

>> No.27161541

>>27161416
it feels like shes doing more for her RM than hololive

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>>27161358
like this?

>> No.27161730
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27161730

I love her more than anything. I WILL be the last chumbud and I WILL marry her

>> No.27161807

>>27161624
Yeah but fewer balls

>> No.27161838

I promised myself I wouldn't gosling today but how can I not with this new info?
I LOVE GURA.

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All the Gura details we got today just makes me concernfag harder

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27161907

I just realized that I didn't whinepost during the offcollab drought /here/ so it means I'm getting stronger!

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>>27161807

>> No.27162004

>>27161838
>>27161865
I mean, it tracks pretty close to the things we already knew about her. I remember a story she told quite some time ago (forgot which stream) that whenever she's out in public, she likes to put a hood over her head, stick some earbuds in and just avoid making contact with people. She's really shy and doesn't do well in crowds.

>> No.27162032

http://poal.me/ynpgpt

>> No.27162044

>Tiny little shy woman who smells good
God fucking damnit she's too perfect

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>> No.27162151

>>27162032
go back

>> No.27162198

>>27162044
>and genuinely funny and quick-witted
I can't take it anymore

>> No.27162224

>>27162004
remember christmas vr collab?
https://youtu.be/z7_rPTooERM
>inb4 kys clipfaggot

>> No.27162278

>>27162224
>>27162004
>>27161865
good, it means the cuckposter is wrong and gura is a pure virgin waiting for marriage

>> No.27162389

>>27162224
kys clipfaggot

>> No.27162406

>>27162224
I missed a bunch of that because I was trying to watch way too many viewpoints at once. It's just another example of WATCH STREAMS debunking the Gura is a lying gigastacy argument, anyway. The one that always comes to mind for me is the weenie wheel vr collab where she and Mori are sitting facing each other and Gura all but recoils since VR is making her brain think someone is in her personal space.

>> No.27162408

>>27162099
I don't know which one I'd rather be more here

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>>27162389
thank you

>> No.27162797

>Gura is literally EN Aqua

>> No.27162960

>>27162797
I mean she even slurps sometimes.

>> No.27163092

>>27162198
>>27162044
And confirmed SOFT and huggable

>> No.27163170

>>27160941
This guy definitely caught gura’s attention, I hope we get this art on the newest merch or promo stuff

>> No.27163207

>>27162797
I wonder if Gura can compete for "Most Autistic Holomen", there's a lot of competition for it after all. Hell fucking Suisei talks and RPs with a doll just like her sister does.

>> No.27163273

So easily do we forget the time old mantra that "Hololive is Yagoo's home for broken girls".

>> No.27163393

Ame is going to rape your oshi tonight chumkeks

>> No.27163418

>>27162278
She has said some yabai stuff online in the past. But when it comes to interreacting with the world and Myth for the first time, she is a bonified introvert.

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>>27163092

>> No.27163591

>>27163393
How terrible I hope she doesn't ziptie her

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>>27163393
Oh nyo~ anything but that! I would definitely hate that!

>> No.27163745

As introverted, shy and softly spoken she is, it's truly blessed that she chooses to spend her time with us.

>> No.27163789

It's probably Gura's last day today before she leaves and goes to her parents' house for the holiday.

>> No.27163959

>>27162797
Like senpai like kouhai.

>> No.27164079
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>>27163393
I hate this so much.

>> No.27164117

how can someone be this absolutely perfect, life is not fair...
i want to shake my hand with gura's father, he win so much in life

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>> No.27164330

>>27163789
>Going with Gura to her family's 4th of July party
>Meet her Dad and stand there awkwardly as he eyes you up and down, making sure you're a good match for her.
>Try to break the ice by talking about your favorite bbq food with her father while Gura lights fireworks in the street.
>The sun is setting and you're halfway threw a steak with a side of gravy and Gura's head is resting on your shoulder as her cousins begin lighting up like 15 piccolo petes at once because they hate the concept of ears and hearing.
>You cover Gura's ears instead of your own, making a necessary sacrifice for her.
She giggles and scoots closer to you.
>It's time to light the mortars
>You and Gura look up at the fire speckled sky in amusement, holding hands.
>Your vision grows black.
>Your memory becomes hazy
>You wake up.

>> No.27164401

>>27164079
She won't break Gura's hymen. She'll be gentle.

>> No.27164481

>>27163207
Bro, you depressed schizos think every single Hololive girl is an autistic introvert. I think you guys don't even know what an introvert even is.

>> No.27164521

>>27164330
Can't relate. Can't have fireworks in this god forsaken country. But I want Gura to scoot closer to me. Why even live, if not getting scooted towards by a shy, quiet, soft, nice smelling, 4 foot nothing shark girl. Her little booty scooting, it could fit in the palms of your hands.

>> No.27164530

>>27164481
Are you lost?

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>>27164481
>talking to dolls is not autistic behavior

>> No.27164566

>>27164481
Gura can smell ants you know.

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