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A thread for the Keeper of the Mythballs, Mori Calliope, and the members of her extended universe

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How can one woman make so many people seethe?

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I FUCKING LOVE KAWAIIOPE MORIRIN AND I WANT TO MARRY THIS DORK, START A FAMILY WITH THIS DORK, AND RAISE A SON WITH THIS DORK, A SON WHO’LL INHERIT OUR RESPECTIVE BEST TRAITS AND ATTRIBUTES BUT IS ALSO JUST AS MUCH OF A DUMB CHUUNI AS HIS BEAUTIFUL DORK OF A MOTHER

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>>26998198
"everyone else is wrong"

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What does a Mori headpat feel like? Will Ina describe it?

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>>26998198
commonsense defying decision

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>>26998247
Can Ina even reach her?

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>>26998028
Let's rest.

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>>26998280
I can't yet, I wanna catch Gorgonzola's member stream.

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>>26998245
>>26998272
You know, if I'm a newfag, I would have though that she did all this on purpose ...

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>>26998280
Can't sleep, Gura storytime is soon

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/vtwbg/
In preparation for an upcoming friendly war with the chumbuds, I wrote out the lore behind our Black Fleet. Lemme know if you have any ideas or suggestions.
https://rentry.org/black-fleet

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>>26998326
I have to watch Gura for myth info….she’ll have myth info right? I think it’s gonna be a while till we hear from Mori outside of the collabs.

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>>26998326
Rest on the craziness, you don't gotta sleep.

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>>26998198
>Be a dumb bitch
>Do dumb bitch shit
>LOL HOW SHE MAKE MAD
Do cuckbeats really?

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>>26998028
Previous thread: >>26980504

//// Mori Calliope Ch. hololive-EN
YT: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCL_qhgtOy0dy1Agp8vkySQg
Twitter: https://twitter.com/moricalliope
#calliolive #callillust #callioP #callilust
Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/artist/1PhE6rv0146ZTQosoPDjk8

//// Team Calli – EMI Records Japan (Universal Music Group)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/calliope_info
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@moricalliope_hololiveen

Most recent stream: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CQF46f6e9NY
Upcoming stream: _(:3」∠)

//// Music: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLB8Nt5W7hnKA_pG2qljWbgVmJPobrLTm4
DEAD BEATS (September 12, 2020) EP: https://moricalliope.streamlink.to/DEADBEATS
Your Mori (April 4, 2021) EP: https://calliope.streamlink.to/2ndEPCD
UnAlive (March 21, 2022) LP: https://cover.lnk.to/UnAlive
Shinigami Note (Coming soon! - July 20, 2022) EP Pre-order: https://lnk.to/mcsnph
//// Stream Journey Like A Thousand Years: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pKJErsN-ylU

//// LIVE SHOW (major debut):
New Underworld Order
July 21, 2022 @ Toyosu PIT
//// Tickets on sale now! In-person lottery for JP; streaming via SPWN for overseas
//// Merch on sale for JP; Worldwide sales opening June 15
https://newunderworldorder.hololivepro.com/

Mori moments: https://pastebin.com/NNZ1QPiV

Remember to love your Mori. :}

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remember to love your Mori

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>>26997928
true but im holding out. my hopium stonks....

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Fucking dork

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>>26998279
Ina is pretty average woman height i think.

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I wish all cuckbeats a good day
But I hope your oshi loses her fucking job like she fucking deserves

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https://twitter.com/ninomaeinanis/status/1541615846304280581
https://twitter.com/ninomaeinanis/status/1541615846304280581
https://twitter.com/ninomaeinanis/status/1541615846304280581

Guess they're there now

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>>26998376
>upcoming friendly war with the chumbuds
So we just fight for fun?

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The hour is upon us, deadbeats. I'm very excited for them.

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man I wish I could have witnessed their meeting.

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Where are they, I need to smell their cunts

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>>26998745
She flirts better than me that's for sure.

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>>26999261
Me too. Tomorrow's gonna be fun

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>>26999261
I anticipate it.

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>>26999305
You can, the address is public.

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I wonder what Chicken Tendies taste like.

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>>26993859
>I always laugh when I see a mention of /meat/
My brother

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I love my moon princess

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>>26999372
They're not even at that place, they went on a road trip.

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>>26998745
Cute

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>>26999425
They went on a road trip to pick up the other girls and bring them back to the crack den. Better start digging.

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>>26999419
>moon princess
Stop impersonating her!!

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>>26998745
Way to go there, Miles Morales.

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>After 200 years all 5 are finally united
How we feelin skelebros

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>>26999389

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idk how many saw this reply but this tweet is so perfect. I love these dummies. https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1541609287213953024

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>>26998501
crispy love!

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>>26998745
Hōla.

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>>26998198
Fat, American, into rapping, and drinks stupid bitch juice on the reg.

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>>26999551
Feeling pretty fucking good

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>>26998198
By setting up co-workers to get raped.

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>>26999478
No, Ame was with the other 3 and did not travel back.

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>>26999647
That rapist? Me.

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>>26999647
That rapist? Not me.

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>>26999419
More like MY moon princess

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>>26999478
im posted up keeping an eye out, if anyone tries anything they're done

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>>26999567
It seems Gura's math problems are infectious.

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>>26999675
>>26999696
woa, rapemind...

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>>26999675
That raped co-worker? Me.

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>>26998745
A latinobeat...

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Alcoholism

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>>26999261
I have never been more excited for anything ever, chicken bro.

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>>26999760
You? Cute.
I'll take responsibility if you get preganante.

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>>26999552
What? You never know. Maybe it taste like cardboard or something.

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A rapist has entered the home

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>>26998745
She tried.

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>>26998198
I really don't get why dramafags are so locked onto her, and why they keep trying to twist every little unremarkable and explainable thing into a massive yab.

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>>26999948
Once you have one yabai, it's easier to get another assigned to you.

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>>26999948
Yes, how could this be? At some point the gears should start turning. Any minute now, cuckbeat.

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>>26999261
I'm not ready for this but by god I fucking need this

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Hey Deadbozos, earlier today I did investigating to prove the stupid schizos saying Mori rented that airbnb for a whole month were wrong. After posting the proof I got this reply: >>26986016 and have been laughing ever since. Dramafags are so pathetic.

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>>26999828
I can definitely say that I taste delicious.

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>>27000039
>my oshi fucked up literally everything
>but at least i won this argument!

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>>27000039
I prefer not to give them any attention, not even to laugh at them, but this... This does put a smile on my face.

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Got around to the Spot the Difference Video, I must have the soul of an ossan cause I absolutely adore this sort of Japanese TV style content. If I ever get the chance I'd like to check out that tempura stand-in in Tokyo.

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>>27000092
Me too.

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Calvin got to couponbeat

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>>27000039
Rumao, thanks for this deadmate.

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>>27000170
shouldn't rule 63 Gura still be short?

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>>26999992
Really the closest thing to a yab in my opinion is her responding to that troll fanart. Outside of that it's just schizo/unicorn territory.

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>>26999948
From watching multiple companies I've noticed that someone needs to be a punching bag.
Mori is sadly it for not fitting the retarded mold that schizo want to fit her in.

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>>27000039
>Deleted
*sigh*

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Did you forget to love your Mori?

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>>27000438
I never could

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>>26998198
Leaving her whole gen open to having their location doxxed because she can’t say no to her leech sister is totally fine and based

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>>27000527
yeah dude antis are SEETHING! epic win!

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>>27000438
My love for Mori has never been higher
She gets to finally meet her girls and have fun with all of them

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>>27000438
Every time my Mori love seems to be maxed out, it goes higher.

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>every new update makes it out to be more and more of a total non issue
ayy lmao
In other news, YT seems to have changed the settings where the default CC on Japanese videos is Japanese even if English ones are available. There also doesn't seem to be a way to change it.

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>>27000570
>Watson saying "Holy shit your BOOBS"
it happened trust me

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>>27000248
Rule 63 Gura is 6'8" and fucking jacked

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>>27000626
>Ina saying "Holy shit your ASS"
I'm worried for mori...

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>>27000626
If you made a graph describing who touched who's boobs, what would it look like?

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https://youtu.be/KuQz1UPa5VQ
Surprised none of the SapBeats caught this

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Do you think Gura put on Mori's oversized jacket?

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>>27000703
There's nothing there to touch for most of them...Mori is even more of an extreme within the group

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>>27000748
She probably used it as a blanket in the car.

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>>27000748
I think Gura hid under Mori's titty tent

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You know, after this whole thing, I'm now glad that my family is somewhat normal ...

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>>27000831

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>>26999647
listening to the stream last night I got a bit anxious
>gura's fanbase is crazy, I really hope one of sisreaps friends dont accidentally dox her
then I come back here today and gura is assumed raped due to being within 100ft of an average houseparty, but apparently she took it well because her and Mori went on a road trip the next morning

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>>27000863
Don't marry troubled whores

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>>27000831

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>>27000728
I caught it, don't worry

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I want to hear Gura gush over her genmates…Mori is being stingy and not sharing the details.

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>>27000916
I don't need another woman to trouble my life anon
My mom and my sister are enough to give me headache sometimes ...

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https://twitter.com/ninomaeinanis/status/1541632745964568576?s=21&t=LhBiOsK65O0rVurAjTUt5g
Drankies

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Mori is getting the girls drunk in preparation for the orgy
https://twitter.com/ninomaeinanis/status/1541632745964568576

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>>27001088
kek the corrupting influence of my oshi.

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>>27001088
Mocktails
0% alcohol

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>>27000802
You could probably average out her tits over everyone and everyone would still end up with medium-large boobs.

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>>27001127
More like Mori is serving them COCKtails, emphasis on the Cock.

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I need images similar to Mori hiding behind the table, I'm going to finish the Myth Fort tonight

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>>27001190
UUUHGHGHH MYTH FUTA ORGY AAAAA FUUUCKK

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I know most people's attention on the last stream is on the party controversy and the meet up but can we talk about the latter half (roughly 40 mins onwards)? From what Mori said it turns out she's not doing so great streams/sales wise and something is fucking with her heavily. Any thoughts?

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>>27001275
Has Mori ever NOT worry about anything she made?

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>>27000901
lucky shark

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>>27001088
You just know dumbass antis will bitch on Mori for this when it was actually Kiara's idea

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>>27001275
Mori “thinks” she could be doing better. She is not doing poorly at all. As for what’s stressing her I don’t know. I assume it has something to do with Japan because she mentioned it following her even overseas iirc.

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>>27001210
Bless you Fortbeat.

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you're oshi is walking on thin ice kekbeats
THIN ICE

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https://twitter.com/ninomaeinanis/status/1541632745964568576
MORI MENTION
She's mixing drinks and possibly changing lives

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>>27001470
Are there really takos new enough to not know Ina drinks?

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>>27001127
Ina drinks, she even got pretty drunk on stream before. Kiara has mentioned mori never pushes alcohol on anyone who doesn't want any and just makes non alcoholic versions.

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>>27001562
This was all Kiara's idea surprisingly enough.

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>>27001275
I think she was just really stressed out
she's over worked, traveling so much that by the time she recovers from jet lag she's on another plane, stressed about sister reap, stressed about streaming during a party, stressed about how awkward gura probably felt
she probably read some criticism while already worn the fuck down and took it too hard

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>>27001275
I'd have to rewatch, but I don't believe that she said that she was doing poorly at all, only that she felt a pressure to do even better, and knowing her, that pressure is 100 percent coming from herself cause otherwise she wouldn't talk about it.

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>>27001275
UMG is numberfagging her and she's worried she's gonna get dropped for not being good enough for them

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Gura starting 30 minutes early. She probably wants some drankies too.

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>>27001562
it was Kiara's idea and it was for mocktails

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>>27001667
How kino is drunk gura?

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>>27001804
Gura doesn't drink anymore.

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ENTER

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>>27001804
the only example I can really think of of drunk gura on stream was her first new years stream playing getting over it. not many memorable moments to my knowledge, she cute.

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>>27001846
The watchalong?

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>>27001874
Wasn't that the stream where she got really pissed off at chat?

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>>27001897
Previous life before Gura

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>>27001916
because it was full of HERfags acting like she was getting wasted.

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>>27001403
Its highly likely Japan has something to do with it because the thoughts about moving back are escalating relatively quickly, during the EoaL lyric dive she said she wanted to stay several years more but now she it seems she can't wait to move back to the States.

Mori does "think" she can do better and I believe her on that it may be she misjudged how good SN would be with heavy hitters like Giga and presumably Teddyloid on it. There is nothing to do about it now, the EP is done and the sales have already been made. If anything if it is the weakest EP she has released that hurts the next project's sales more than this one. But honestly after the EP launch Mori needs to seriously stop for a minute, live some life and come back with some fresh ideas and messages. It would do her music alot of good

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>>27001275
Sounds like she's just beating herself up because of the expectations she set for herself. She even went on a tangent about how she doesn't want you to download TikTok if you don't want to even though she has one. Expectations and general stress for who knows how many reasons. She's been busy for an entire half of the year so far and as we get closer to the sololive she's gonna be working harder of course. I just hope this meeting with the other myth girls can take the weight off her shoulders for a while.

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>>27001936
No you doxxnigger the watchalong with Ina and Mori where she drank on stream.

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>>27002011
we were talking about drunk.

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happy family

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I will watch shark and hope she talks about Mori and the road tip a bit.

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>>27002140
I hope they all have the most amazing night ever, and everyone can let out some stress.
Love Myth!

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>>27001275
That's not what I heard at all, but you do you.

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I love my Mori

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>>27002140
I hope they all have a hot, sweaty, fluid-covered breeding sex orgy with each other for the next ten hours!
Love Myth!

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>>27002199
I'll be eagerly awaiting your report on any descriptions of off-stream Mori interactions

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>>27001983
Mori seems to be the type who thinks a big name producer working with her will somehow elevate the final product. I hope she doesn't become complacent with this and realize her full creative input is what made her release good songs in the past.

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>>27002308
I will do my best, am sleeby

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>>27001983
Agreed on this, mori needs to slow the fuck down.

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>>27002374
I will help

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>>27002199
I will also watch the shark, but I will because I have been a long time member and enjoy her zatsu streams

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The views of new song are not growing at all.
What's going on?

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>>27002381
I would love to see Mori chill and do more regular streams again. Maybe make a cool comic with us or something about the myth of collab.

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>>27002199
it would be a shame if mori bits are locked behind her membership stream (I'm poor)

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>>27002490
people are mad at her

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I want a hammered Ina to crash the member stream

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>>27002518
Didn't stop OWTH when that came out, lmao

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95% sure she's on Mori's pc. Sounds like the same bgm?

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>>27002490
Why are you lying? About something so easy to check

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>>27000264
sure it is yesbeat

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>>27002567
No, but this time people are too focus on the yab
Just look at the VOD of that stream and you'll know

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>>27002669
Try again, but this time in English

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>>27002490
she didnt put it to auto play on her home page or in her music playlist

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>>27002669
When i checked like half an hour or so it was in the 230s. Keep coping though

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Gura made Mori eat Pastries. She's an architect.

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Gura made Mori stop for pastries and coffee. She enjoyed singing on the road.

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>>27002604
>Why are you lying?
>The views of new song
Every time

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>Not even 250k after 24 hours
Her worst opening day view count since how long? Not that it's surprising because there is nothing special about the song and there's zero replayability. Not gonna reach 1m in under 7 days like the usual.

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>>27002490
Weirdly enough Mera Mera got more views the 2nd day, wouldnt surprise if its something similar

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>>27002669
dumbass

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>>27002809
Might as well wait till it reach 1 mil anon

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Gura is sleepy

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>>27002490
I think the controversy really overshadowed the song, as far as the more hardcore vtuber sphere fans go. To be 100% honest I think this is the weakest song off SN so far. Also the name makes it hard to find on yt

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>>27002909
You have a list of opening days right anon?

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>>27002911
That was JP views

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>>27002899
>>27002904

/ag/chad status?

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>>27002938
you overestimate how many people are on 4chan and how much influence we really have

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>>27003028

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>>27003028
antis want everything to revolve around them, pls undastand

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>>27003028
b..but we are LEGION

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>>27002938
>I think the controversy really overshadowed the song

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>>27003076
take every single IP from /hlgg/ over 24 hours and even assume each IP only posts in 1 thread a day and we're .01% of a tuber's audience.

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>>27003028
True, I was just spitballing

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Are you going to do this with every song that comes out? It’s getting boring

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>>27003162
sorry, I was reading quickly and thought you said the opposite of what you posted.

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>>27003162
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1%25_rule

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>>27003248
multiply .01 and we're .1%

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>>27003195
If he doesn't extend his narrative, /vt/ will ignore poor old sammy over here and his drama flame will die out and he'll be sad

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>>27003281
have a mori version

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gura is releasing a cute and funny daki

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Rumao, Gura can't have a daki because management thinks it's illegal.

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>>27003529
Not if Europe and Australia have anything to say about it

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>>27003028
I don't know I saw Moricord discuss it.

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>>27003390
Turn into Molly from Sailor Moon or Harley Quinn for a sec. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8oS4TGHpbE

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>>27003600
Don't forget Canada!

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>>27003605
The final yab...

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>>27003605
You saw the basedcuck twitter guy talk to himself for 4 hours like always.

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>>27003600
Imagine how much bank you can make in the underground cunny daki market

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>>27003335
No, 1%. Also your math is probably really off to begin with. This is at least the second largest vtuber community in the west, after Reddit.

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Gura isn't going to talk about holomyth here in the memberstream.

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>>27003725
3rd, forgot Twitter.

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>>27003730
MYTH MENTION

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>>27003600
>>27003666
Kiara, Sana, Bae, Ina, and Kronii...why have you betrayed Gura like this?

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>>27003725
count the IPs and realize most threads are the same people again and again. We're 52 IPs here and I know I'm two of them since I came home from work.

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All the myth girls made themselves available last minute to help with Gura's bday when her original stream plan failed.

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>>27003780
Birthday, not the current offcollab.

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>>27003822
I'm typically 3 or 4
Work/Home wifi and work/home cell tower

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JWU, I heard Mori invited Ope to the HoloEN Meetup

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>>27003248
>cited examples are editing Wikipedia, Jihadists forums and online Support Groups
both places
I would think participation is a bit easier on 4chan than those places

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>>27003889
Probably normal. This split is just me and two other guys obsessed with my waifu.

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>>27003942
yeah and me, Mori's husband and father of our children

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>>27003822
I am every IP on /vt/

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>>27003770
I doubt Twitter has as much vtuber discussion as this place. It has more vtuber fans, but they also use their accounts for other stuff.
>>27003822
Would make more sense to count IPs in a popular sticky. Not everyone posts in /hlgg/. Whatever, I know for a fact this website makes more of a difference than you think and your retarded oshi will keep being harassed for every little mistake she makes.

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>>27003904
my real wife

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>>27003942
I remember back in the early days, the IP count would always float around 40, which probably only meant 20 or 30 people. 50 to 60 seems to be the norm now so there are probably only around 40-or-so deadbeats posting in any given /morig/ thread and I wouldn't be surprised if only half of the original population are still here. It's why the shrines are such a significant event for me, because it showed that there were actually a bunch of unique people here, but now any time someone brings up shrinebeats only about 5 pop up and say "yeah, me."

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>>27004079
This is just sad

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>>27004079
>Whatever, I know for a fact this website makes more of a difference than you think and your retarded oshi will keep being harassed for every little mistake she makes.
Hey there's the chuuni posting

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Gura feels relaxed around all the myth members

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>>27004341
I can imagine him pushing up his glasses and thinking what a cool, ruthless post he just made kek.

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>>27004352
But I thought Gura hated Mori?

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>first Gura members stream
>she reads my chat comment with her 4 million subs
Sorry T3s I'm converting.

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>>27004272
>I wouldn't be surprised if only half of the original population are still here
It is pretty obvious when most of deadbeats here don't fucking remember shit from last years summer.

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>>27004406
must still in shock from all that rape the anti's told me she went through

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>>27004533
An oldbeat...

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Eh, still doesn't remove the fact that Mori messed up big time
But anything other than that is pure schizo-fueled

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>Mori smells like a girl
WHAT THE FUCK

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Gura confirms myth smells like girls. Too bad most of her fans have no idea what that is.

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>>27004533
>I knew of mori first
yeah but I'll marry her
suck it oldbeat

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Gura is on the lookout for myth farts, She will report her findings.

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>>27004649
your boy is secretlly a girl!

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>>27004762
Ganbatte sharky

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>>27004785
N-no...

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>>27004649
WHAT HAPPENED TO THE OLD SPICE? NOW SHE USES DOVE?

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>>27004813
This trip was the final yab after all...

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>>27004819
We have been slacking off,Mori is turning more girly by the minute

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>>27004649
she always told us she wore cologne

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>>27004819
To be fair, Old Spice has some girly scents. I remember back in school girls loved their Fiji scent and a surprising number used it for that reason. Also ultimately deodorant doesn't make someone smell like a girl, being a girl makes you smell like a girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>Our boy is actually a girl
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>27004785
>>27004649

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>>27004649
OH NO NO NO NO NO
KEKBEAT HOW CAN YOU RECOVER FROM THIS

[Anonymous No.]

Mori has called Gura cute many times, she gets flustered and does not know how to respond.

[Anonymous No.]

Mori being more feminine just makes me ghost harder than it should

[Anonymous No.]

How do we turn her back into a boy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>27005073
SHE HAS TO AT LEAST BE BI

[Anonymous No.]

>>27005123
we need to fuck her until the last ounce of girl she has is gone, I... I volunteer.. ! I will save my Mori!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>27005073
Mori "I totally straight" Calliope....

[Anonymous No.]

>>27005123
The transition is irreversible

[Anonymous No.]

>>27005472
don't I'll have tons of unprotected sex to change her back it'll work promise me I may have to marry her in the process as an extra added measure and to be sure it works I'll start a family with her where we share our best traits

[Anonymous No.]

When a girl says it smells like girls she means vaginas, TRUST ME ON THIS.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27005472
Dammit, Kiara.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27005559
What do boys smell like then? Dicks?

[Anonymous No.]

>>27005036
I dont know why but this bit makes me go reallly hard

[Anonymous No.]

>>27005559
>ywn never smell Kiara's cunt

[Anonymous No.]

>>27005559
>>27005575
kiaramind...

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>>27005638
I bet Mori has gotten a good whiff of it...

[Anonymous No.]

>>27005713
Not even a whiff, a full ass bite and mouthful

[Anonymous No.]

>>27005759
QRD on this? did Kiara say something funny because she's esl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>26998198
You have a weird definition of "people".

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>>27005611
Like you go mega ghost or like you get a raging erection because for me honestly it's both

[Anonymous No.]

>>27005611
>>27006036
you like tomboys my dudes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>26998198
But not a single human is seething, only seaniggers.

[Anonymous No.]

Gura confirming that myth act exactly the fucking same IRL

[Anonymous No.]

remember to fuck your mori

[Anonymous No.]

>>27006269
I WANT BUT I CAN'T!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>27006269
I wanna eat her pussy so fucking bad dude

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1541652098990743554?s=20&t=EKAHFclWqSntrAq08rSicg

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>>27006036
its a weird feeling, like seeing her get embarassed about her girly side makes me want to tease her more and trigger my instincts but at the same timeit makes me love her even more

[Anonymous No.]

RIP FRANCIS YOU WERE A FUCKING G A FUCKING REAL ONE

[Anonymous No.]

TTRPG maybe not.

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>>27006441
It means you're in love with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27006544
Yeah I feel like Gura might be out of the loop on this one

[Anonymous No.]

Gura is not giving very good stories about the off collab...

[Anonymous No.]

>>27006544
Ill agree with whatever decision they take, in the end Mori came prepared and ready but she wont force it if they are tired or not confortable

[Anonymous No.]

>>27006629
confirmed, she has no idea, she just caught the tail end of the discussion

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>>27006710
its the one thing Kiara is good for
they all suck at giving details, kiara keeps a fucking diary for us

[Anonymous No.]

huh Gura's right, she does looks like mori

[Anonymous No.]

WHAT
OMEGA STILL EXISTS

[Anonymous No.]

>>27006855
Eh, Mori does give some cute stories, the problem is they're inconsistent and usually come about at random.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27006960
WHAT

[Anonymous No.]

lmao she wants it to happen, rrat destroyed

[Anonymous No.]

Gura wants to be raped by a myth member.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27006981
She is a liar?

[Anonymous No.]

No road trip stories... Goomba please I need them...

[Anonymous No.]

>>27007047
Someone asked her a question and she said "Ask Omega"

And then someone asked who Omega was lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>27007082
>Gura wanted to be raped
>Mori didn't let her

Dammit Mori how could you do this to Gura? Did you not once think of Gura's feelings?

[Anonymous No.]

I just want meet up stories god damn it. The teasing is unbearable.

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>>27007191
literally BEGGING for someone to kick the door in while she was streaming

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>>27007136
no, she wouldnt create a whole stream just to run through stories like kiara would
she would tell one story and then move on and other stories she could have told will pop up in random streams

[Anonymous No.]

>>27007274
If Mori and Gura live together, they can rape each other all they want

[Anonymous No.]

>>27007274
I'm kind of glad it didn't happen. the only one that would is Mori with another Shrek reference

[Anonymous No.]

>>27007274
why the fuck none of us gone there when the address was literally posted in instagram

[Anonymous No.]

>>27007274
Remember that she'll spend more time with Mori than with the rest. There will be a lot more stuff happening with the two of them quite possibly.

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>>27007468
>us
The reason you didn't go is because you live in a polluted mudhut. The reason I didn't go is because I'm not an insane osychopath who stalks her family members.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27007483
She seemed kind of avoidant on talking about Mori. Maybe they're just waiting for the full collab to give more details. Mori said she was. Technically they haven't off collabed yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27007631
Litterally all of their collabing has been offline, that's exactly the problem.

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>>27006919
BRUUUUH

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>>27007353
ive read this one, and its by... gura nyuutou?? is it a coincidence??

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huh, the guy who does timestamps for Mori's streams also does it for Gura's member's streams

[Anonymous No.]

>>27007483
that's disappointing

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>>27007787
He does them for a lot of the girls. I've seen him in Ina's streams and maybe IRyS' too?

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>>27007787
oh yeah I noticed it on the WWE stream, true hero that guy

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>>27007631
Keep in mind that most of what they did together was out and about, and Gura is still Gura, she cares a lot about OPSEC so she was probably a little hesitant to talk about where they shopped or where they stopped for food and whatnot.

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>>27007887
There is still stuff about Mori habits that she can talk about, but I think that's reserved for after the offcollab during a nonmember stream

[Anonymous No.]

Remember to be turned on by your Mori

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>>27007887
I guess I'll hope for more when she's back at home. Surely it won't be as much of an issue then to mention buying some clothes or something. Then again, Mori might tell us first.

[Anonymous No.]

Guess who else likes Warrior Cats

[Anonymous No.]

>>27006919
Did she really say that? That's pretty funny.

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>>27008114
She really is rather similar to Mori.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27004533
Yeah I don't. Fuck you gonna do about it?
T. Shitmemorybeat

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>>27008114
What is with all these girls and fucking Warrior Cats? I had never even heard of it before watching vtubers. And I am not even that much older than Mori and co

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>>27004272
You can't expect everyone to be here at the same time on such a short notice. Or to be eager to pat themselves on the back.

[Anonymous No.]

I have a feeling I'm going to miss at least one of the collabs tomorrow due to work. I can only hope they'll be archived.

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>>27008114
>>27008232
Book reading stream when!?

Also, I'd kill for a dethklok stream, now that Mori's VA confidence has grown up in levels.

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>>27008426
same, and its not just a feeling, Im pretty busy

[Anonymous No.]

>>27008007
im still reeling from her doing this

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>>27008459
>Book reading stream when!?
Probably when Kronii...fishes building her house...

[Anonymous No.]

This board fucking sucks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27008512
*finishes lol

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>>27008379
You reminded me that I am signifigantly older than my Mori. I am depressed again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27008379
It's popular around elementary school girls. The only reason I know about Warrior Cats is because the old WC forums from the mid-2000s were easy to troll and fuck around with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27006919
U N O

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>>27006919
Doxxbud prime...

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>>27008426
If there is an unarchived stream (probably a karaoke) I would expect hundreds of people to be recording, I don't think there's a huge risk either way. ganbatte.

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>>27001983
>it may be she misjudged how good SN would be with heavy hitters like Giga and presumably Teddyloid on it
this, she thought it and UMG would be a buff to her numbers but it turns out people like heartfelt songs like EoaL more than they they care about big producer/mixer names, her numbers on music basically stagnated

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>>27008559
Unity will always prevail in the end deadbeat, just sleep it off and enjoy the streams tomorrow

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>>27008769
Ogey

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>>27008583
I would tell you that it's still possible for you to fill her fertile womb with many children but it's not because I'm doing that.

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>>27008769
Even I can feel that. There is nothing special about Mera Mera or Holy Shitto, but People felt Resting Power, and even Ouroboros.

UnAlive is what Mori's trajectory should be. What has SN done? Besides a botched Promotion, bland songs and overreliance on Names.

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>>27008769
9383747828637949587474

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>>27008853
anon, she was at 500k monthly listeners on Spotiy, it dropped back down into 430k, that's more than a 10% drop and none of the UMG releases made it budge

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>>27008954
pretend like Mori doesn't care about numbers on her music after that last stream, go on

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>>27008379
scholastic bookfair

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>>27001275
Stuff keeps getting sold out, every song has hit a million in a week, and the latest will probably too.
They don't seem to have long legs, but it's good for short term, for the EP and solo timeframe.
For someone like her, things have been a huge sucess, but she's probably comparing herself to others and thinking she could be doing better.

Although, she does need to think on the whole "mainstream sounding" experiment. People don't give a shit about that. That's not what makes her best songs, both in terms of quality and performance.

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>>27008959
Why don’t you give me a graph comparing her recent song releases performance? That’d be pretty easy to do and would inarguably prove you right yeah?

[Anonymous No.]

>spends shitload of energy to squeeze out UnAlive before bday
>doesn't promote it at all
>MVs pushed back because UMG wants her to prioritize SN
>SN songs do "okay" at best
it's just bad marketing

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>>27009041
>don’t have long legs
>oldest one isn’t 3 months old
> is still regularly in the top 10 performing songs in Holo
>several hundred thousand a week
Ogey

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>>27008959
I still maintain that it's because she hasn't streamed consistently since like late January? February? I don't get the impression that the fanbase is growing. Also I'm fairly content to let it go because we got a lot of good streams but once again only 1 member's stream this month.

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>>27009041
>>Although, she does need to think on the whole "mainstream sounding" experiment. People don't give a shit about that. That's not what makes her best songs, both in terms of quality and performance.
i have to imagine the DD EP relative to her fanbase on that side has been performing a million times as well as the SN stuff right?

posted it here plenty of times before but the reason I'm into mori is for the unique shit that her exact experience brings because there is literally not a single other artist on earth with a trajectory like hers and I know I'm not alone

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>>27009122
and yet all of them are rapidly dropping below Stellar Stellar
cause Suisei actually keeps promoting her releases instead of treating like a fire-forget thing

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>>27009041
She is aiming to become something she is not. She probably feels that she needs to "sound" mainstream in order to become mainstream. There is nothing wrong with experimenting (as with UnAlive), but her songs with UMG have this "samey" soulless vibe to them I can't quite explain.

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>>27009204
I'm with you on that. Like I said before, I don't listen to her songs just because its a song by Mori but because its a song that can only be by Mori.

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>>27009202
What, the rrat from yesterday didn't stick so you go back to numbers? That's just sad, even sisterreap is not that flaky.

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>>27008426
>tomorrow
Wasn't it today?

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>>27009247
It's like going from the BSB's first three albums to DNA. DNA is such an off-beat album that I thought another korean boyband recorded it.

Mori unironically forgot that her experiences made the songs 100% more relatable than the name of the producer.

[Anonymous No.]

People are legitimately worried about SN, like it or not.

[Anonymous No.]

>Gura didn't want to talk about Mori at all

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>>27009457
ogey, Mori.

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>>27009457
I'm not. It's doing fine and I actually like every song on it so far. I am worried about whatever is bothering Mori though, some kind of stress is keeping her awake at night.

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>>27009204
>i have to imagine the EP relative to her fanbase on that side has been performing a million times as well as the SN stuff right?
Yes and no, I guess? I mean, it's getting good numbers, but it also has 2 massive buffs, doxxbeats and being the "how I feel after all this time" EP.
It's not like her fanbase stayed the same from before Hololive, where reaching a million was the exception.

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>>27009457
its fair but just dont step on doomposting territory

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>>27009202
>doing worse than the 3rd best performing song in Hololive
>doing better than Suiseis most recent release
Even the numbers thread is better at this than you

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>>27009473
same (desu), was waiting for roadtrip story

[Anonymous No.]

>>27009378
I don't get it. BSB's last song was great : https://youtu.be/SY3qEbhZhFA

[Anonymous No.]

>>27009473
Retard

[Anonymous No.]

thanks I'm horny for my Mori now and I don't want to be you better not post any images I don't want to see it

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Are the myth girls sharing r34 of themselves right now?

[Anonymous No.]

Alright. Enough of bone bros, I need Rainforest and MorIna details.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27008426
I have final exams. I'm right there with ya, bud

[Anonymous No.]

I appreciate how every time you got blown out you tried to ignore it. Graphs or GTFO

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>>27010123
NTA, and nor I won't claim that her numbers were bad. But I kinda don't like what SN is shaping up to be. I like the UnAlive album better and I hope that Mori realizes that she shouldn't be blinded by trying to be mainstream, becuase what she has is what got her to that situation.

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>>27010225
Ogey and I didn’t like UnAlive as much. She’ll release some EP’s you’ll like more than others. It’s the same with every artist.

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>>27010225
That's where I am at. UnAlive could have used a tiny bit more time and polish but it IS Mori through and through. While I won't say SN is unrecognizable as Mori music but it very much feels she was "slotted in" as opposed to created organically from her own mind.

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>>27010225
UMG pressuring her is already a sign that she is delivering based on factors that inhibit a true, artistic music creative process. Soon they will convince her that being formulaic is okay because it brings in the most revenue, ignoring the fact big numbers =/= good product.

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>>27010305
I would ask how you could like Mori's music but not find anything you like in UnAlive since it tried so many things while still being Mori's style.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27010453
I like a couple songs, but I wouldn’t consider a couple songs out of a whole album as me loving it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27010453
>didn’t like as much= hating it
Huh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>27010515
I've yet to see anything in SN that's actually heartfelt and most of it is "mechanical" and too safe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27010515
So which ones did you like? Let's try to establish some common ground and identify what we would like going forward.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27009473
I think your in the wrong thread global is that way

[Anonymous No.]

HUGE W IS MORI'S BEST RELEASE

[Anonymous No.]

>>27010594
The common picks. Resting Power and Scuffed Up Age. I like all the songs from SN right now, though the latest release is my least favorite.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27010663
it's in the name of course it is

[Anonymous No.]

>>27009650
oh no I'm an idiot deadcuck and can not help but respond to shitty bait, whatever will I do? here dude some sexy mori

[Anonymous No.]

>>27010663
She needs to make an(other) EP exclusively made up of shitpost songs. Every bullshit joke song she's made has been good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27010859
Hopes for C-Man working with Universal?

[Anonymous No.]

Mori has tweeted about something from everyone except Ame. Is she not with them? Or does Mori not like Ame?

[Anonymous No.]

>>27010875
UMG if you know what's fucking good for you do it

[Anonymous No.]

>>27010929
Mori is reserving her drink for when everyone else goes to sleep. Watson will drink Mori pee.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27010933
>NUO concert
>The crowd starts chanting "WE WANT C-MAN!"
>Old Japanese suits are very confused
>Slightly younger Japanese middle managers are even more confused

[Anonymous No.]

>>27011027
I would fucking lose it if Calvin shows up on stage "everybody want the C-Man"

[Anonymous No.]

>>27010929
Ame posted that thread about wanting Mori stabbed earlier

[Anonymous No.]

>>27010875
https://stream.umusic.com/mori-calliope-holyshitto/thanks

[Anonymous No.]

>>27011014
I'm jealous about Ame

[Anonymous No.]

>>27009457
>concernniggers and manager wannabes
>people
Yesterday was more than enough proof they're not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27009170
>I still maintain that it's because she hasn't streamed consistently since like late January? February?
Absolutely. Streaming is important part of this and west isn't like Japan where they are fine with occasional stream and mostly music because people loose interest very fast.

[Anonymous No.]

I lub Mor Calop...

[Anonymous No.]

>>27011246
Eigo Jouzu!

[Anonymous No.]

Done
Had to shrink Morpi to fit the other girls in
And I fixed the "I" subtitle that was on her eye in the original screenshot

[Anonymous No.]

>>27011683
kyut

[Anonymous No.]

Mori
Calli

[Anonymous No.]

>>27011775
***

[Anonymous No.]

>>27011674
Sorry for being ESL but my point still stands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27011855
Ope, my beloved..

[Anonymous No.]

>>27011683
nice

[Anonymous No.]

So what time do you think we will hear something from them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>27012385
Anywhere between noon and 7pm est

[Anonymous No.]

>>27012385
About 10 or so hours from now I'd say.
They're probably crashed out now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>27012385
In 20 minutes

[Anonymous No.]

>>27009650

[Anonymous No.]

>>27012515
Stop making me horny for a 0 year old baby

[Anonymous No.]

>>27012551
Why whats going to happen?

[Anonymous No.]

>>27012601
I'll have to try and pay penance to Older Mori

[Anonymous No.]

>>27012441
Shut up Mori

[Anonymous No.]

>>27012601
JANNIES PROTECT MY EYES

[Anonymous No.]

post sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>27012709
I need more of Mori in a dirndl, honestly

[Anonymous No.]

>>27012709

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>>27012691