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/nasfaqg/ - NASFAQ General - SubaLuna Edition

Thread for the discussion of NASFAQ, a financial market simulator based on holding of coins that represent the members of Hololive and some of their mamas.
This is a fake stock market game meant for memes, not a real stock market (cryptofags will be happy here , no real money involved, NO you won't get better at stocks from this).

https://nasfaq.biz/info - READ THIS. No seriously, read it, faggot.

Research 1: https://schedule.hololive.tv/
Research 2: https://holo.poi.cat/
Research 3: https://hololive.jetri.co/
Research 4 https://www.pixiv.net/en/users/53491200/artworks

F.U.C.K. Reports (Market-based reports, updated daily): https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/104gsM_vZz1MuhJxfuYeT_xNFC1Qk1h7zeLVoCyFsrSw/edit?usp=sharing
"Real Oshiboard" spreadsheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1c-ioaVcHWb4kMHXF8kqND9mZ_O84P-xLzbDoY-JGmrk/edit?usp=sharing
https://files.catbox.moe/jhccbu.webm (embed)

Revised Haaton Wallet Analyzer sheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1ou-iTo4fF9YcPWKZZtqsG-SjUJDWBJ20Wxrrwc2-he8/edit?usp=sharing
Returns Report temporary archive: https://rentry.org/returnsreport
Aggie. Come draw, all skill levels are welcome: https://aggie.io/cgcows3hns

Mikofag's humble attempt to archive some of the thread OC: https://mega.nz/folder/NeQghDqL#mSL13SdqKjKgYVjFCgF6Iw
Thread Lore: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1BNIA50Z2vw4pS6gLbxyTL5trAfIo-Uo22womorcx-7o/edit?usp=sharing

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Hello /nasfaqg/, we’ve prepared a financial report for you, the Returns Report. Seeing how leaderboard place might not entirely reflect how well or how poorly you are doing anymore and the benchmark page is vulnerable to daily market fluctuations, we’ve collected data from all active players with open wallets. It was then processed and separated into four categories: Trading, Investing, Dividends, and Wallet Appreciation to gain more insight into your performance during the past week. The tables will use colors to denote possible membership of a corporation/group after they form.

>Changelog
• Reminder: you can request individual user ledgers, either as images or .csv files! Just message Triangle or Clocks.
• Mutual fund dividend payout has been included. The real value of mutual funds naturally lies in their growth over time, so tracking that is coming soon. I apologize for the somewhat uninspired changes, but I don’t have enough time today to make major changes.

>Game Activity
• There have been 223 players who made at least a single transaction in the past week, which is 5 more than last week.

>Disclaimer & Limitations
Before we proceed, I should note that the Returns Report is still a work-in-progress. In its finished state, the Returns Report will also include losses/gains of net worth due to gacha, betting, and market fluctuations, painting a whole and complete picture of individual components that caused your net worth to change over the week.
The data collection has several limitations:
• It does not include data from closed wallets.
• Inactivity is denoted solely by the lack of trades in the past week.
• If someone were to open and close their wallets over the week, it’d only count the open-wallet period.
• User had to exist at the moment the beginning of the week, when data collection started.
So, if you are active and want to see your performance in those reports, set your wallet to public!

Due to peculiarities of the data collection, there is a single case in which an active account would not be featured in the Returns Report, even with an open wallet. All three conditions have to be fulfilled:
• Account was created last year.
• Account’s wallet is open.
• Account never bought a coin.
In this single case, that account would need to be manually added. No active accounts fulfill those conditions right now. Nevertheless, if you do not appear in the Returns Report and would 1) want to 2) fulfill three criteria above, please send a direct message to Triangle Consulting.


>Income Overview
The data was collected during the 20:00 GMT+0 19.06.2022 to 20:00 GMT+0 26.06.2022 period. Data is sorted from largest to smallest total income during the data collecting period.
To define the sources of income:
- ‘Trading Profit’ stems from selling coins within the last week. Once a coin is sold, an associated ‘buy’ transaction is matched. The difference between buy price and sell price, deducted by buying/selling taxes, constitutes the trading profit column. Zeros in this column indicate a lack of sells, while negative values indicate inefficient trading.
- ‘Investments Profit’ stems from coins bought but not sold within the last week. In this case, the ‘profit’ is measured by taking the buy price and subtracting it from the 14-day average price of the coin. Negative values here indicate buying coins above their base price and holding them – large negative values are often the signs of heavy oshicoining or spending large amounts of money at once.
- ‘Last Dividends’ is simple enough. It’s the dividend payout from 25.06.2022 dividends.
- ‘Wallet Appreciation’ is the increase in net worth caused by market inflation. Bigger wallets have coins that remained ‘passive’ throughout the entire week are neither bought nor sold; however, the market is trending upwards, and thus they increase in value over time slightly. It’s calculated by taking the 21-day average price of a coin one week ago and now, subtracting them, and then multiplying by the amount of ‘passive’ coins in the wallet for every coin. Naturally, if the market were trending downwards, we’d observe a wallet depreciation, loss in value.
- ‘Auctions’ is the net balance of all auctions that finished within the data collection period. This factors in taxes on the side of the buyer, since the seller of the item only receives 95% of the bid.
- ‘Share Payout’ is the dividends paid out to shareholders by mutual funds.

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>>26899351
>Trading Overview
Using the same data, this breaks down all ‘active’ trading profits into categories and sorts players by total trading profits from last week.
‘Trading Income’ is the basic difference between the buy and sell price of coins, ‘Trading Taxes’ are losses from buy/sell taxes in the two matching transactions. Taxes differ based on multicoin count. ‘Trading Profits’ is simply income minus taxes.
‘Invested Amount’ is the amount of money converted into coins by unmatched buys. ‘Investment Income’ composes of ‘Invested Profit’ plus ‘Investment Taxes’, it’s highlighted for consistency. ‘Investment Taxes’ are losses due to taxes associated with those transactions. In theory, 4.5% is the minimal investment taxes/invested amount ratio, while 45% is the maximal ratio, representing only 1x buys or only 10x buys. ‘Invested Profit’ is the difference between the price the coin was purchased at and its average price, minus taxes; you can consider it a forced sell of every coin bought during the week at the average price. Oshicoiners and high-ranked players, respectively, thrust themselves into buying coins above their average prices if they want to convert liquid into coins for long-term dividend profits.
As you can see, trading differentiates the players a lot. While total income was correlated mainly with rank, especially high on the leaderboard, trading easily differentiates between players who are close to one another.

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Chama!

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>>26899374
>Dividends Overview
This section is meant to represent the long-term investment quality, represented by wallet composition. ‘Last Dividends’ displays the last dividends payout, ‘Average Net Worth’ is the average of daily net worth measured at 20:00 GMT+0 on every day pre-dividends, and ‘Approximate ROI %’ is ‘Last Dividends’ divided by ‘Average Net Worth’. The data is sorted from highest ‘Approximate ROI %’ to lowest. Since it is just an approximation and concerns a single payout, you should aim for being consistently high rather than always being on the top.
The ‘Dividends’ section of the Report is a work-in-progress and thus has some limitations: it is susceptible to price fluctuations and since it only takes into account the last dividends, it will favor oshicoiners of the top coin(s) over people with wallets that are better diversified for week-by-week stable dividend income.

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>>26899400
>Income by Source
In this table, the total income of the past week was split into its core components, indicating how much every element contributed to the weekly profits. When a component brought losses, it was skipped so all components would sum up to 100%. This table is sorted by rank.
Higher-ranked players rely almost exclusively on dividends and wallet appreciation for profit. Trading has a maximum profitability cap associated with it since the number of trades you can make in a single cycle is limited. This is reinforced by the need to spend liquid to be able to hold coins that will generate profits over time in an exponential manner, stifling the profitability of trading higher-up.
On the other hand, trading can make up the bulk of income for the newer players It remains the primary method of climbing since it heavily differentiates between players, while dividends are more or less the same percentage-wise.
Auctions are a niche source of income most of the time, but can explain much of the rapid movement at later pages of the leaderboard.
As you can see, wallet appreciation starts being the main driving force of late-game income. This trend will deepen as long as dividends remain stagnant.

That concludes the Returns Report. Are the results what you expected? Is there some functionality you’d want for us to implement? Feel free to discuss and give us feedback.

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Mahjong tournament is officially over!
Standings detailed in the docs below, but overall winners of each lobby:
Ashork, Priestess, Dansaa, Anon8.

1st and 2nd place both get decent prizes, everyone else gets a participation 1m.
Put up something in the auction house for a couple days to collect your prizes (if you are anon8 then dm one of us). If it gets outbid then just enjoy that instead. If you don't claim it then it goes to potato to buy towa.

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1gHDG56xUpyBffvgnsTXwUuyEByemROiMKjuKgOSnxHE/edit#gid=1476561352

In other news, time for Social Deduction games/misc, current ideas are:
Among Us, Fall Guys, Gartic Phone, Codenames. (CSGO continuation?)

For among us you can get it for free by downloading a phone emulator and using it that way (or play on your phone), 'BlueStacks' is a free popular one.

>> No.26899734

>>26899374
expected drop off i had to save all trading liquid for shares

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>>26899242
>Research 4
I see a pure blooded aryan made this thread

>> No.26899806

>>26899422
what did weeb buy that made share divs 20% of his profits

>> No.26899824

>>26899351
>>26899374
>>26899400
>>26899422
Returns Report but for Mahjong when?

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>>26899806
what do you think?

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>>26899242
>Mabinogi thread
>Dredging up old /mabigen/ memes from the Ancient Times.

>> No.26901096

>>26899422
>Is there some functionality you’d want for us to implement?
Could you add a column after "rank" that counts the lines to compare the positions in each report to the one on the leaderboard?

>> No.26901391

>>26899422
Add a line count for positional purposes.
It's RIGHT THERE already, just don't crop it out.

>> No.26901807
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gay nasfaq sex

>> No.26901888
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sorry I prefer hag sex

>> No.26902376

>>26901888
i would say this a weak hag picture but the scruffy hair and the impossibly soft tail around her leg really make the picture
would sniff hair, would headpet, would brush, would tell her everythings ok after a busy day and she just wants someone to praise her before curling into a ball for a nap

>> No.26902419
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>>26901888
I want to get lost in the glorious mofumeat of Mio's soft and supple hagflesh...

>> No.26902425
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>>26901888
The gentleman's choice

>> No.26903010
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19th hour, enjoy, etc.

>> No.26903024
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tsunasex

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>>26903010
>19:00:00
Good job anon.

>> No.26903677
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Like a bolt from the blue, it's time for the Numbers Review.
Data collected at Cycle 60.

Here's the R.I.C.H. report for today:
>Total Shares in circulation amount to 36,745,682, a 0.38% increase from yesterday's volume
>Average shares per coin is 556,753. There are 28 coins above this average.
>Calliope currently has the highest volume, at 2,825,693 shares, or 7.69% of market volume.
>Pochimaru currently has the lowest volume, at 84,816 shares, or 0.23% of market volume.

Top 5 Volume Increases (of 47):
>Kovalskia :: +11%
>Ollie :: +7.2%
>Ayamy :: +5.1%
>Moona :: +4.8%
>Laplus :: +4%

Top 5 Volume Decreases (of 19):
>Ui :: -4.5%
>Noel :: -4.4%
>Sana :: -2.2%
>Subaru :: -2.1%
>Amelia :: -1.5%

4 coins (Calliope, Rushia, Okayu, Nana) had a net 0% change in volume today.


Here's the R.I.S.E. report for today:
>Starting Liquid is estimated at $265,510.01, which is an increase of 2.09% from yesterday's estimate.
>Total Market Value for today is $1,158,076,445,648.00, which is an increase of 2.81% from yesterday's Market Value.
>Average Value per Share is $31,515.99. A total of 16 coins are above this average.
>Calliope currently has the highest value, at $139,088,577,914.26 in total market value, or 12.01% of market value.
>Nana currently has the lowest value, at $902,558,062.20 in total market value, or 0.08% of market value.

Top 5 Value Gains (of 49):
>Noel :: +50%
>Ui :: +25.0%
>Amelia :: +22.4%
>Botan :: +19.2%
>Fubuki :: +18.6%

Top 5 Value Losses (of 17):
>Towa :: -19%
>Korone :: -18.1%
>Luna :: -17.3%
>Watame :: -16.2%
>Nene :: -16.1%

1 coin (Rushia) had a net 0% change in value today.


Here's the F.R.E.E. report for today:
>Today's Superchats totaled to $496,301,520, which is a decrease of 54.54% from yesterday's Superchats.
>The Broker made $1,397,093,874.40 today, a decrease of 6% from yesterday's salary.

Top 5 Superchat Increases (of 16):
>Noel :: +8%
>Kovalskia :: +6.9%
>Nabi :: +6.7%
>Choco :: +5.1%
>Mio :: +4.1%


Here's the M.O.V.E. Report for today:
>9 coins (AZKi, Pochimaru, Kiara, Flare, Iofi, Okayu, Lui, Calliope, Hololive) adjusted green, but are still trending upwards.
>14 coins (Suisei, Aqua, Ayame, Nabi, Mumei, Reine, Kronii, Mio, Rurudo, Haato, Baelz, Polka, Rushia, Civia) adjusted red, but are now above their pre-adjustment value.
>1 coin (Shion) adjusted green, but is now below their pre-adjustment value.
>43 coins are on projected trend lines and have not intersected with their pre-adjustment values.

Top 5 Most Volatile Coins (per Hour Average):
>Noel :: $1045.61 Down
>Kovalskia :: $410.55 Up
>Amelia :: $406.40 Down
>Nene :: $337.45 Up
>Lamy :: $331.83 Up

Top 5 Least Volatile Coins (per Hour Average):
>Iofi :: $0.25 Up
>Lui :: $2.83 Up
>Coco :: $5.29 Up
>Rushia :: $6.09 Up
>Nana :: $6.21 Up

Overall Average movement was $19.81 per hour.
Average Upwards movement was $83.81 per hour.
Average Downwards movement was -$172.17 per hour.

The Financial Underwriters of Comprehensive Knowledge would like to remind you to stay informed, shitpost responsibly, and FUD accurately.

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>>26900552

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I'm coming for you, motherfucker. Don't try to take my spot again

>> No.26904833

>>26904709
This is the second time I've seen this post and I still don't know what it means.

>> No.26905088

>>26904833
He is coming for you, don't try to take his spot again

>> No.26905662
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>>26905088
Don't fight me for my spot on the leaderboard. I posed it in the holofightz thread by mistake.

>> No.26906005

I’m so lonely bros

>> No.26906014

>>26906005
same

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>>26905662
>spoiler

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>check previous thread
>pretty chill thread until
>someone complaining about offtopic but this time mahjong focused
>avatarfags and namefags mentioned
>everyone on the thread is suddenly against him all at the same time like how it went with inaposter
Do I see a second coming of inaposter and his persistence at going against offtopic or is that anon will only be one thread thing
Pretty hyped up to find out

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>>26906005

>> No.26906660

>>26906284
chuubas didn't ease my pain

>> No.26906810

>>26906005
Wanna talk about

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ohhh rurudo

>> No.26906857

>>26906660
i just meant to say same-desu

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>global chat

>> No.26911777

>>26911576
why aren't they talking about mahjong

>> No.26911927

>>26911576
God I wish this was me

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>>26911576
>not cum hata

>> No.26912946

>>26906005
Same

>> No.26914474

>>26911576
why is the cat so happy with himself, is this like his weird ntr fetish, he didnt add any cum to the hat

>> No.26914769

does holo poi not update at midnight gmt? its 4am and still showing botans subtick

>> No.26915341

>>26914769
Don't look to poi for subticks unless you're comparing what NASFAQ shows - total subs or a daily or weekly subtick dropping off. NASFAQ's scraper counts any subticks that hit before adjustment. Not sure how frequently poi updates them.

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What are the nasfaq ships I need to know

>> No.26918138

>>26917515
Me and the crushing weight of loneliness that every single passing day gets heavier and eats away at my soul

>> No.26918387

>>26918138
cute!

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>>26917515
me and nekota tsuna

>> No.26921269

>>26901096
>>26901391
I haven't forgotten about this request, just had to rush this one particular Returns Report.
I want to implement it, but I also want for it to compare current rank with previous week's rank for every table.

>> No.26924263

>>26921269
Is it possible to do a separate RR for funds including the same stuff like a trade report, divs report and sources of income?

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>>26924263
you think kh would erp this scene if i bought his auction items
https://files.catbox.moe/f2bfke.png

>> No.26924400

>>26924287
important question, he would have to wear the panties for a day to make them have his scent right you didnt leave that out

>> No.26924500

>>26924263
Yes, it is currently in the works. I've received the data, but I still need to process it.

>> No.26925905

>>26924287
Leave the old man alone

>> No.26926021

>>26925905
i want his man musk

>> No.26926155

>>26925905
>old man
Does that mean Kitsune is a hag?

>> No.26926493

>>26926021
Didn't the he get baited by a sapling that never showed up? Last time he disappeared for a long time, leave the poor guy alone
>>26926155
Maybe

>> No.26927635

I thought it was still chess tournament this week. I just missed mahjong session

>> No.26929240

>>26921269
Thanks anon

>> No.26930943

Had a nice birthday and go back to read thread to see someone losing their shit over the Mahjong tournament, what the fuck.
After reaching 50 Million I think I'm gonna take a break from trading for like a week, which as a new and poorfag that probably seems ridiculous but it's gonna make me enjoy the game longer so suck my dick.

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>>26930943
>which as a new and poorfag
Happy birthday anon
Do you need help reaching 50 million? If so come stop by I love helping out little ones like you.

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>>26930943
Happy birthday!!

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>>26931019
It's just me again you damn ojisan.
I'm saying I'm taking a break from trading as I have reached 50 million (through my own efforts!) and want to relax a bit.
>>26931154
Thanks!

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>>26931365
>It's just me again you damn ojisan.
The damn ojisan is actually below my post.

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>>26931365
You said thanks to me, Priestess-ojiisan!
Thanks!!

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>>26931552
>>26931580
Why's there a grooming tako who isn't Priestess!
This is bullshit!

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>>26931710
Takodachi are predisposed to grooming. After all, Ina grooms them with cookies.

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>>26931710
>grooming tako who isn't Priestess
I am no groomer! And because I was able to get his ina folder.

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>>26930943
Happy Birthday heimin!!! Sad you didn't told us before I would send you some cash presents!!! Totally not to try to get you on my side and start mind controlling

>> No.26934993

>>26930943
>which as a new and poorfag that probably seems ridiculous
Don't worry about that. Everyone above you has taken at least a week in a row off. It's perfectly normal to renew your enjoyment of the game.

>> No.26935340

>>26930943
What about Dota? Hope you are not taking a break from it.

>> No.26937158
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Aki

>> No.26937239
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>>26937158

>> No.26937388
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Looking at a ground floor opportunity here

>> No.26938733

So, was I not supposed to buy mutual funds right now? If so I just lost 1 million, which is like 1/3 of my divies. Really hoping that money actually went to buy shares of funds.

>> No.26939467

>>26938733
funds are broken right now, waiting for honk to come back so you can buy shares

>> No.26940398

>>26939467
No like, when the 4:00 EST came around, 1 million dollars were taken from my reserves, but it still says I have sales pending. I'm guessing I have the shares but the display is glitched.

>> No.26940596 [SPOILER] 
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>> No.26940666

>>26940596
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNKKKKKKKKKK

>> No.26940868

>>26940596
uhhhhh zhonk?

>> No.26941560

>>26940398
Nta but thanks for the heads up, looks like i need to erase my pending's just in case

>> No.26941758
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26941758

honk waking up every day seeing a new 5 bugs have been found after the update.

>> No.26941757

>>26940596
Not again

>> No.26942183

>>26941758
ah broken shit in nasfaq.....home

>> No.26942271

>>26941758
my honkler can't be this cute...

>> No.26943837
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Aki

>> No.26944149
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Aki's legs

>> No.26945416

wtf lapcunny's concert is actually good

>> No.26946141

>>26945416
learnt from the best (towa)

>> No.26947227
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26947227

Good morning nasfaq!

>> No.26947352
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>>26947227
Yo

>> No.26947376

>Merryweather on Risu's channel
what the fuck

>> No.26947386

trial dev! in the midst of fixing mutual funds, please add a history tab for it too! thanks!

>> No.26947642
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ive been gone for a while whats the relevance of mabinogi here?

>> No.26949329

ohhhh i need to shit

>> No.26949785
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26949785

Like a glint from the blue, here's a quick Morning Review.

Top 3 Upwards Adjustments (of 18)
>Hololive :: $28,589.22
>Mumei :: $14,965.76
>Botan :: $9,482.29

Top 3 Downwards Adjustments (of 48)
>Kiara :: -$12,623.22
>Calliope :: -$6,848.24
>Shion :: -$6,218.72

Overall Average Adjustment is -$431.48
Average Upward Adjustment is $4,480.72
Average Downward Adjustment is -$2,273.56

Don't get baited, pick up some good deals, and see you in a few hours.

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lmao

>> No.26951821

Will there be no mahjong tonight?

>> No.26951920

>>26951821
Mahjong will strike when you least expect it.
Beware.

>> No.26951945

>>26951920
Nice

>> No.26952146

honk I have an idea. Why not put kson's channel performance to Coco's?

>> No.26952344

>>26952146
super original idea there

>> No.26953411

>>26952146
Oooohhh mike cat

>> No.26953596

>>26953411
this but unironically

>> No.26953915

>>26947642
theres a commodity trading thing ingame which takes half an hour of riding a cart and buying profitable goods and defending it from pirates, for sick profits the further you can get it and take more for stronger pirates but you lose everything if you die.
The OP is the part referencing that on their website with a haato hat since were trading stocks

>> No.26954905

>>26951821
create a lobby

>> No.26957024
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you ARE selling your stocks, aren't you anon

>> No.26960098

>>26947386
I assume this means a history of coins bought or something? Like under 'activity'

>> No.26962050
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Aki

>> No.26963434
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Roboco

>> No.26964587
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26964587

Hi-
My apologies for the recent absence and the bugs that have been occurring with mutual funds. I am looking into it now. I believe I have found the underlying issue - I'm also figuring out the best way to go about fixing the damages that have been done so far. For now and until then, I have closed the market for mutual funds, so new orders for fund shares cannot be made and current orders will not be processed. Thank you for your patience and once again, I apologize for the inconvenience.

>> No.26965022

>>26964587
My idea is get the leaderboard, add all the fund shares, then update the volume and add the difference in shares * price to the fund, only problem is people who sold, don't know if you have a way to track that

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>>26964587
Thanks for the update.
Hope your move is progressing well.

>> No.26965774

>>26964587
Take your time honk, your well-being is important too.

>> No.26965790

>>26957024
>implying I have stocks to sell

>> No.26965901

honk when are you adding Mahjong?

>> No.26965968

>>26965901
This but unironically. Even just a simple designed mahjong would suffice

>> No.26966158

GC should be redesigned/reworked for multiple chat rooms. One for Mahjong, one for Holofightz, one for general trading, etc.

>> No.26966240

>>26966158
this but 47 different chat rooms about towa

>> No.26966332

>>26966158
Make it so that we can also send images to GC and it auto embed links

>> No.26967314

>>26966158
why

>> No.26967831

>>26966158
we are already split enough, we don't need more - no matter how many tears offtopic chatting makes you shed

>> No.26968517
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26968517

We would like to bring you this SPECIAL REPORT.

MANUAL TRADING FOR MUTUAL FUNDS? RULES FOR THEE AND NOT FOR ME!

HAVING FUN CLICKING? THEY'RE LAUGHING AT YOU FOR IT!

LEVEL PLAYING FIELD? NOT REALLY!

We'll probably forget to bring you more on this story as it develops.

>>26964587
You might as well implement an auto-trader for mutual funds.

>> No.26968754

>>26968517
>HAVING FUN CLICKING? THEY'RE LAUGHING AT YOU FOR IT!
I mean, it is pretty funny.

>> No.26968785

>>26968517
>those are people I'm playing with
Absolutely disgusting and SOVLless

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>>26968517
>all the zaibatsu and it's members are cheating
Oh my who would've immagined, definetely not me desu

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>>26968517
This is the least surprising bulletin posted.

>> No.26969519

>>26964587
Welcome back. Share purchases last functioned properly on Thursday. From Friday onwards, mutual fund share purchases have only been "working" for a few people. Their orders go through and they do receive the shares in their wallet. The total volume of the mutual funds did not increase accordingly, nor did the mutual funds receive liquid. The board members seemingly did not receive their 1.5% either. These "phantom shares" did pay dividends to their holders. The users were still charged for the shares they "bought".

There are only a small handful of accounts that have been able to "purchase" fund shares in this manner, and I don't remember all of them as it was self-reported in GC. I do not know how share sales functioned. If I forgot you, please reply, let's make honkler's work a bit easier.

Avarice
Blasphemer
Miyatsuko-Priestess Treasury
The Atlanta Falcons
やだ

Methinks the "fix", beyond whatever the underlying issue is, is checking mutual fund shares purchased since Friday, increasing the share volume of the appropriate funds to match, and giving the funds the missing liquid.

>> No.26969906

I'm a retard and misunderstood the mutual fund settings when testing it out (haven't looked at the update or threads at all recently). How do I put more money into my mutual fund? $10,000,000 was a test amount but in scared I'm stuck at that now...

>> No.26970041

>>26968517
I got 4 hours of sleep and spent 6 hours clicking.
I think it will be worth it tomorrow though.

>> No.26970448

>>26969519
Some more potential phantom share holders, based on holding >3,000 shares of multiple mutual funds, and/or mutual funds other than their own, which should have been impossible.

Tako Instruments
M
Patrick Bateman
Flashbang-kun
Simp & Son Holdings
Pudding Management Firm

I only checked open wallets in the Top 100, but it clearly extends beyond that with Atlanta and Avarice. It's possible that some of these accounts could've also successfully added liquid to mutual funds or increased the total share volume, but I doubt it.

>> No.26970760

>>26968517
SHUT IT DOWN GOY THEY FOUND OUT ABOUT THE AUTO TRADER

>> No.26970888

>>26970448

I have 6000 Akai Infinite Capital Funds and 6000 JO 同胞

t. Become Lamy

>> No.26971102

>>26969906
buy more shares in it, but if you made your starting volume too high youre fucked
100m fund, 1000 shares, you or someone else can buy 1000 shares for 100m, fund gets 100m and is now 200m
100m fund 100000 shares, you or other people can only put in 0.1m a day . fund gets 0.1m, and is now 100.1 m
the risk and why people arent putting it that low as 1000 is if one person buys 1000 boom youve lost control of your fund, youre still CEO but most of your profits are going somewhere else

>> No.26971438

>>26969519
>>26970448
I have 6k Mokou shares
t. applause

>> No.26971711

>>26971102
thanks anon, am I retarded for not seeing an option to buy shares within my own fund? I see it in other funds but not my own. is it because I just made it?

>> No.26972130

>>26971711
Nah you're not retarded. You have to take the fund public before you or anyone else can buy shares. No point right now since it's broken.

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>>26971711
did you make it public yet? it should be between your top screen and the prtfolio/chat
altough shit is broken right now est wait until honk fixes it

>> No.26972181

But where's mahjong?

>> No.26972357

>>26972181
not meeting the mandatory towa post quota

>> No.26972563
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Bitch where's my mahjong

>> No.26972745

>>26972181
>>26972563
Just when I recently started to enjoy mahjong then it gets ruined by one schizo who doesn't want fun

>> No.26972857

>>26972745
Neat story but I don't remember asking for it

>> No.26972892

>>26968517
>He wasn't aware of the T8 member benefits
Roru
Rumao, even

>> No.26972995

>>26972745
Did ask + do care + I love you
We'll get mahjong sooner or later again, I suspect many are currently experiencing various levels of mahjong burnout, I dont think its the schizo

>> No.26973337

>>26972995
Understandable. Didn't think a luck game would be this fun

>> No.26973347

For those of you that don't check the catalog and/or don't watch every stream, buy Mori.

>> No.26973432

>>26973347
theres no way no one doesnt have a fat stack of mori

>> No.26973582

Honestly I don't even know what the point of launching mutuals without an autotrader was - the whole reason the autotrader was added was because there was an unfair advantage between those who used a third-party resource (Haatonsheet, their own autoclicker, etc) and those who played vanilla NASFAQ. Well, that and Haatons code like pigs and the Haatonsheet was DDOSing the site.
It was clear that people would bot mutual funds to gain an unfair advantage as well.

>> No.26973694

>>26968517
Fun fact, the api to send multiple trades at once already exists, which means those funds are *less* of a burden on the site that way. you should be thankful!

>> No.26973720

>the fix is giving the funds the money+volume and giving a few people days worth of funds while fucking everyone else over because they were unable to buy
Epic fix. I love the "oh this error benefited me so it should stay the way it is"
No, the solution is to roll back EVERYONE'S shares to Thursday's values and credit nothing.

>> No.26973744

>>26964587
>>26968517
funds zhonkbot onegai doesn't even have to be server sided

>> No.26973800

>>26973582
Just once I want to see honkler btfo the botters and delete all of the laplus in the mutual funds bought through botting 5 minutes before reset

>> No.26973845

>>26973720
I support this. It's the only fair way of fixing this.

>> No.26973891

>>26973720
So they will be paid all the money spent on the shares they bought then right?

>> No.26973898

>>26973800
If he wanted to discourage botters he'd disable the ability to buy via API and he'd have the order of stocks in the mutual fund randomize every time you buy/sell something so your attempt to auto-click a 50x Laplus buy would end up buying 1 Chloe, then 1 Matsuri, etc.

>> No.26973903

>>26973432
>theres no way no one doesnt have a fat stack of mori
haha... yeah....

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>>26973720
>I love the "oh this error benefited me so it should stay the way it is"
We've always had users in here that cries hard the instant a suggestion that hinders their easy moneymaking strategy gets suggested here. Remember the dividends change suggestion?
I will always remember how a harmless idea made someone cry hard and started proposing his more broken and more stupid suggestion to fix the dividends, which is just playing with the numbers of the already existing dividends system.

>> No.26973978

>>26973720
Yeah, that seems the most fair

>> No.26974007

>>26973891
That's the idea, yes. Rollback shares and funds spent on them.
You seem to think just because you've paid for them it's fair, but the reality is that if it just goes through and goes back to "normal" these funds are going to have massively inflated values and you are going to have 5000 shares bought at rock bottom and everyone else is going to have to pay twice, three times, maybe even four times as much to get shares going forward. You are proposing that people affected be priced out of buying into funds simply because you want to keep dirt cheap luckshitted shares.

>> No.26974040
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26974040

please attempt to sound less like a annoying passive aggressive faggot onegai

>> No.26974088

>>26974007
>You
I haven't said what I think, I am just making sure your idea isn't going to delete my money. As long as it doesn't I don't particularly care how they handle it.

>> No.26974105

>>26974040
>nooo you weren't supposed to point it out I was supposed to get rich off this!! bank error in my heckin favorino!

>> No.26974108

>>26973694
I kept losing cycles of my normal trades when I was manually trading in the funds because you have to manoeuvre around the site for that and that always fucking breaks trade cycles, that shit was fucking infuriating.

>> No.26974153

>>26973946
I still say honk should at least consider that suggestion or give it a try for a week or two

>> No.26974155

>>26974088
>people smug about getting shares
>they lose all their money instead
would be funny

>> No.26974171

>>26973800
I'm pretty sure that honk has said in the past that he doesn't care if you use bots as long as you don't bog the server

>> No.26974221

>>26973720
You twat, that was likely suggested because it would be easier for honk. Rolling back purchases will likely give the people who "benefited" how? Their mutual funds got no extra liquid EXTRA extra liquid, as all mutual funds have increased in share value. They all got paid dividends too. Talk about being salty you weren't one of the chosen ones.

>> No.26974238

>>26974171
Yeah I know he allowed it, it still bothered me since I was a manual clicker getting mogged until he added the bot to the site.

>> No.26974244

>>26974171
Thats why its unfair and now theyll cry despite being unfair

>> No.26974270

>>26974007
Share value will go DOWN. The share volume never increased. Everyone else gets a BETTER deal. Moron.

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>>26974105
im not even one who benefits from the error i just think half of you sound like annoying cunts who deserve to be gagged

>> No.26974490

hoes mad they didn't get the bug, hoes mad about the trader sheet

>> No.26974596

>>26974221
>one of the chosen ones
oy vey shut it down

>> No.26974669

I'm one of the chosen one fags I got the bug hoes mad

>> No.26974749

just remove everything except the option to buy towa and reset the game

>> No.26974798

just remove towa and reset the game

>> No.26974835

>avarice benefitted
nvm you can reset my shares honk

>> No.26974918

>tampa is the one who thinks funds should get fucked and he should get free money
never really surprises me, funny how it's always (((tampa))) whenever (((trickery))) is involved

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>>26969519
>>26974835

>> No.26974943

I was one of the chosen ones and I intentionally did not use the bug because I have integrity and honestly I forgot.
I don't care about other people using the bug. Getting ahead in this game is not that big a deal in the grand scheme of things, and mutual funds are new enough that 5 days of downtime may seem like a lot now, but will probably be inconsequential later.
I'm starting to think the argumentative people are just picking fights to bump the thread so that homo-posters and mahjong oji-sans can't feel justified swooping in.

>> No.26975008

Just give all the funds a 10b stimmy and call it a day honk

>> No.26975119

>>26974749
based
>>26974798
not based

>> No.26975223

>>26974749
not based
>>26974798
based

>> No.26976020

>>26974270
i dont know where youve been looking anon but share prices are going up
akai is now +50% from start
dont look at the share price ingame that doesnt update much, the networth does update, networth/shares = real share price

>> No.26976110

>>26976020
everything is up because holo is up

>> No.26976448
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26976448

>those who didn't get to abuse the bug wants a reset
>those who get to abuse a bug doesn't want a reset
its time for honk to choose who he will side with which is which side has more people he's close with or which side has more namefags, or you know, do like what you did with tower, remove the bugged shares but let them all retain a equally fixed and balanced amount of shares but the former seems like what honk will do

>> No.26976509

>>26976448
>literally like 2 posts
>>>>>>>>>EVERYONE

>> No.26976773

>>26976509
ALL OUT WAR

>> No.26977080
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>>26976509
anon single handedly fixed the problem with his reply

>> No.26977433

Where's the usual mahjong lobby post when the thread needed it the most

>> No.26977565

>>26977433
We just played a shitton of Mahjong last weekend, no thank you

>> No.26977579

>>26977433
honk is the mahjong poster but he's busy fixing the game

>> No.26977630

>>26970448
>saw my name
wait how am i buying? never opened my mutual because i thought it was broken. does that mean i used my money too?

>> No.26977737

>>26977630
Yep. Whatever orders you last placed have been repeating daily, since the bug also resulted in pending orders not resetting to 0.

>> No.26977867

>>26977630
>richfag doesn't even notice their money is being spent
I am jealous

>> No.26977902

>>26977737
oh no, uhh maybe just freeze my account out of funds for how many days i "abused" this bug. Eye for an eye kinda thing. Seems fair. Or go for a rollback but refund the money. Thanks

>> No.26978119

>>26977433
But I don't see any gayposting

>> No.26978161
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>>26978119
I am here and ready to have sex with big strong nasfaq men

>> No.26978202
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26978202

i predict the next 6 hours

>> No.26978415

>>26978202
I'm making this masterpiece the next OP.

>> No.26978437

>>26978202
i can confirm that avarice is not the one posting about missing avarice
source: im one of the posters
t. not avarice
A very funny image, I love it

>> No.26978441

tampa is the saddest cunt ive ever had the misfortune of meeting
wish he never found the site on reddit

>> No.26978468

>>26978161
>big strong nasfaq men
lmao

>> No.26978522

>>26978202
you're missing a few of the really obnoxious posters like tampa, atlanta and bbb
still pretty good

>> No.26978539
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26978539

stop associating mumei pics with me retard >>26978202

>> No.26978570

>>26978539
Avarice

>> No.26978588

>>26978539
avarice post

>> No.26978596
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>>26978202
>rushia image for posing as null

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>>26978596
uooohhhh null erotic

>> No.26978734
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26978734

I miss avarice

>> No.26978790

>>26978734
same I really miss Avarice too

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>>26978202
Perfect
>>26978441
Stay mad

>> No.26979100

avarice pissing and shitting himself right now

>> No.26979151
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26979151

Best ship

>> No.26979223
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26979223

>>26978202
I feel called out...
My Mori folder isn't that big, it has just 1000 pictures, but I have a couple of favourites that I accidentally post more than I should with...
For the record, I support the autotrader and would have liked for the mutual funds update to have been delayed until that functionality is present for everyone. It not being present was a surprise to me, too. The bug is unfortunate and there's no 'right' way out. I didn't benefit from it in any way, but I'll support whatever honk chooses to do about it, since either solution is bound to get some people upset.

>> No.26979272

>>26978202
>im not in there
freedom

>> No.26979289

>>26979272
nenep

>> No.26979342

>>26978522
BBB already chimed in and you didn't even notice.

>> No.26979420

>>26979289
Nice try dumbass, you're wrong

>> No.26979443

>>26979420
nenep

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>>26978437
this is a lie as im the miss avarice poster and i miss avarice

>> No.26979590

>>26979420
nenep

>> No.26979602

>>26978202
it's missing prichan trying to groom people

>> No.26979608

Avarice has gone back to his home planet /vg/

>> No.26979683 [SPOILER] 
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a messy spiderweb , still wip

>> No.26979744

>>26979683
I want your children

>> No.26979775
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>>26978202
At least get your shitposting right, it'd be Nose or Tsuna from me for the image and the "ERP" you mentioned in these threads hasn't happened for nearly 5 months

>> No.26979997

>>26979683
>haato 90% sell
the fuck shes still discounted enough to buy even

>> No.26980040

>>26979683
im not on there

>> No.26980162

>>26978202
Soul

>> No.26980256
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>>26979223
>post sucking your cock and completely agreeing with you

>> No.26980277

>>26980256
mine next

>> No.26980295

>>26980256
Leave the smart fandead alone...

>> No.26980459

>>26979775
you still make cyphers in image names and stuff dont lie

>> No.26980462
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>>26980256
uooh null cunny

>> No.26980589
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>>26980459
Please find any of my posts in the past 4-5 months that did such a thing, maybe you'll realize that not everything is as you delusion it to be.

>> No.26980606
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>>26980462
The forbidden /nasfaq/ fruit

>> No.26980691

>>26980606
lucky bastard, 140cm 40kg imagine

>> No.26980818 [SPOILER] 
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>>26979997
only using transactions by funds, it’s probably related to that
>>26980256
>>26980462
rude

>> No.26980854
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>>26979744
thats not something creepy to say

>> No.26981019
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26981019

Pretty gay/cute in here today.

>> No.26981049

>>26980818
ah hes here, whats the next one
gay nasfaq sex

>> No.26981054

>>26981019
You're pretty gay/cute.

>> No.26981136
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26981136

>>26981054
A-anon…

>> No.26981326
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26981326

>>26937388
I'm interested in seeing what he does with this mutual fund and tempted to retard buy some shares. I think it'd be funny if some how he out ranks mukobitusu on the dividend ranker but that's a pipe dream. probably

>> No.26981436
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26981436

>>26981049
gay nasfaq sex
I usually only do one per thread but here you go

>> No.26981489

>>26981326
the bigger a fund is , theres going to be diminishing returns. Sure you can sell 3500 instead of 700 before the graphs curve back to the mean but still. Also the x10 sell tax really cuts in more than youd think , the x10 buy is fine.

>> No.26981491

>>26981136
Cute chumbie...

>> No.26981492
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26981492

>>26981326
no one cares

>> No.26981540

>>26981492
i do

>> No.26981786
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26981786

>>26981436
i dont know whether this is polka poster, nenep or blonds but have a nene too

>> No.26981836

>>26981492
i care
>>26981326
you can do it watamefag

>> No.26981873

>>26980818
They are rude but can you those two anons are wrong though?

>> No.26982167
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26982167

>> No.26982426

>>26981786
nenep would never post gay nasfaq sex

>> No.26982498

>>26982426
He erps with the chumbie daily, gay nasfaq sex posts started the moment nenep went public

>> No.26982576

>>26982498
no evidence, just false accusations

>> No.26982724
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26982724

>>26982498
it is odd opening nasfaq and reading how nenep has a spanking fetish from chumbie

>> No.26982749

>>26982724
evidence, false accusations (by the chumbie)

>> No.26982858
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26982858

>>26982749
just keep it in your alaskan king sized bed shape man

>> No.26983968

>>26982724
Spanking is pretty hot to be fair

>> No.26985201 [SPOILER] 
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>> No.26985559
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26985559

Like a bolt from the blue, it's time for the Numbers Review.
Data collected at Cycle 60.

Here's the R.I.C.H. report for today:
>Total Shares in circulation amount to 37,019,030, a 0.74% increase from yesterday's volume
>Average shares per coin is 560,894. There are 27 coins above this average.
>Calliope currently has the highest volume, at 2,843,110 shares, or 7.68% of market volume.
>Pochimaru currently has the lowest volume, at 85,313 shares, or 0.23% of market volume.

Top 5 Volume Increases (of 51):
>Shion :: +9.9%
>Iroha :: +7.8%
>Luna & Kiara :: +7%
>Laplus :: +6.8%
>Ui :: +5.0%

Top 5 Volume Decreases (of 15):
>Nabi :: -6.3%
>Mumei :: -4.7%
>Hololive :: -3.7%
>Noel :: -3.6%
>Botan :: -3%

1 coin (Rushia) had a net 0% change in volume today.


Here's the R.I.S.E. report for today:
>Starting Liquid is estimated at $269,033.45, which is an increase of 1.33% from yesterday's estimate.
>Total Market Value for today is $1,173,734,748,429.11, which is an increase of 1.35% from yesterday's Market Value.
>Average Value per Share is $31,706.25. A total of 14 coins are above this average.
>Calliope currently has the highest value, at $128,124,752,150.00 in total market value, or 10.92% of market value.
>Nana currently has the lowest value, at $932,238,733.28 in total market value, or 0.08% of market value.

Top 5 Value Gains (of 39):
>Mumei :: +53.5%
>Hololive :: +34.6%
>Laplus & Botan :: +19.4%
>Nabi :: +17.1%
>Towa :: +13.7%

Top 5 Value Losses (of 27):
>Noel :: -21.8%
>Ui :: -20.8%
>Kiara :: -16.5%
>Sana :: -13.4%
>Subaru :: -11.9%

1 coin (Rushia) had a net 0% change in value today.


Here's the F.R.E.E. report for today:
>Today's Superchats totaled to $286,055,540, which is a decrease of 42.36% from yesterday's Superchats.
>The Broker made $1,735,195,201.53 today, an increase of 24.2% from yesterday's salary.

Top 5 Superchat Increases (of 20):
>Laplus :: +14.4%
>Kovalskia :: +4.3%
>Reine :: +2.8%
>Kronii :: +2.2%
>Kanaeru :: +1.3%


Here's the M.O.V.E. Report for today:
>2 coins (Rushia, Coco) adjusted green, but are still trending upwards.
>8 coins (Laplus, Kronii, IRyS, Ayame, Watame, Ayamy, Nana, Civia) adjusted red, but are now above their pre-adjustment value.
>1 coin (Noel) adjusted green, but is now below their pre-adjustment value.
>55 coins are on projected trend lines and have not intersected with their pre-adjustment values.

Top 5 Most Volatile Coins (per Hour Average):
>Hololive :: $1105.03 Down
>Kiara :: $819.85 Up
>Mumei :: $691.48 Down
>Iroha :: $558.24 Up
>Shion :: $514.39 Up

Top 5 Least Volatile Coins (per Hour Average):
>Coco :: $2.14 Up
>Pekora :: $2.60 Up
>Rushia :: $3.31 Up
>Nana :: $7.08 Up
>Civia :: $7.79 Up

Overall Average movement was $31.96 per hour.
Average Upwards movement was $115.12 per hour.
Average Downwards movement was -$217.52 per hour.

The Financial Underwriters of Comprehensive Knowledge would like to remind you to stay informed, shitpost responsibly, and FUD accurately.

>> No.26985648

>>26979683
>only funds
GAY

>> No.26986880
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>>26979683

>> No.26988176
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I read this image and the first thought was of /nasfaq/

>> No.26988263
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26988263

when will her 3d debut views recorded on poi?

>> No.26988663

>>26953915
Cant believe i didnt make the connection. Thank you

>> No.26994993
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26994993

tuna

>> No.26996782

>>26978202
What a masterpiece. it's also too accurate it's scary especially the triangle and bread part

>> No.26998412

>>26978202
Kek those posts keeps happening that someone already got them memorized but you forgot the mating press replies

>> No.27000514
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Okay which one of the new discord fags is submitting these this isnt the first or second but third time ive seen nasfaq be featured in those meme accounts https://twitter.com/bannedvtmemes/status/1541553685553188866

>> No.27000642

>>27000514
what the fuck, why?

>> No.27000687

>>27000514
This is fucking retarded, what kind of idiot would even upload this, nobody outside here even knows who these people are. Fuck whatever idiot sent that in

>> No.27000710

>>27000514
The account runners are a group of containment breakers. Half the posts are ones they find themselves.
Which means that somebody running the account is playing NASFAQ.

>> No.27001061

>>27000514
First, holy fucking retard why would you upload an inside joke, second, that's way too fucking fast, he has to play this game

>> No.27001298
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27001298

>>27001061
>he has to play this game
I think I know who it might be

>> No.27001552

>>27000514
Try Teacucks. Most of them are discordfags.

>> No.27005041

>>27000514
fucking disappointing

>> No.27005982

>>27000514
funny he didn't post Jup's selfdox while posting a literal incomprehensible jpeg with 7 layers of nasfaq lore that bystanders won't understand. For the newfag discordniggers lurking here, Jup is a literal glownigger working for the NSA

>> No.27006230
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>>27005982
I've never heard of this guy but he obviously lives rent free in your head anon

>> No.27006278

>>27006230
no free info for you

>> No.27007206

>>27006230
>He doesn't know Jup
lol what a newfag.

>> No.27008254
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27008254

night, /nasfaq/!

>> No.27008497

Mori numbers are shit? Should I be worried?

>> No.27010003

>>26978202
When have I ever rawr nuzzled? This feels like slander.

>> No.27011112

>>27000514
>that mio video
It has to be Inastment or the other discordfag he was trading videos with

>> No.27011229

>>27005982
I could submit that if you want

>> No.27011341

>>27011112
thats my thoughts

>> No.27011662

>>27011112
oh yeah I remember seeing that video on the gc

>> No.27012098 [SPOILER] 
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>>27011229
submit this instead

>> No.27012156
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>inastments is one of the people behind banned vt memes
my image of him has changed completely

>> No.27013758
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27013758

Aki

>> No.27013846
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27013846

Flare

>> No.27013883
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27013883

Lamy

>> No.27013996
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Towa

>> No.27014221
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27014221

Kanata

>> No.27014225

>>27005982
jup never even talked here why are you so angry

>> No.27014693

>>27014225
He did talk a bit, not much but he did talk

>> No.27014800
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27014800

Aki again

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>>27014800
ive got a new one for ya its Travis Touchdown

>> No.27017546
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27017546

I still dont understand mutual funds

>> No.27017554
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27017554

Aki once more

>> No.27017773

>>27017546
think of it like a special coin that goes up and down based on how they trade
sell them later for sick profits
for using them , 10% buy at x50 and 10% sell x50, so you dont need any fancy formulas, 21% to break even

>> No.27017951

world flipper sucks. Fuck gacha. that is all

>> No.27018569

>>27017951
may I interest you in counterside?
https://youtu.be/zRiVs-7ULno

>> No.27018683
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27018683

>gacha

>> No.27018804

>>27018569
gacha games are the definition of cocktease.

>> No.27019017

>>27000514
Should be East Aldetard, Mai Ass We Can, or Inastment. They're the only active users here that are from the max0r server .

>> No.27020079

>>27019017
And avarice

>> No.27020166

>>27020079
Its definitely Avarice and that twitter have a fuckbook which SEAmonkeys really love

>> No.27020346

>>27020166
God, I hate pinoys so much

>> No.27021961

oooh new arc. exciting

>> No.27022383

It's me. I uploaded it there

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