/ggg/ – Gawr Gura General

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Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g
Member VODs: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=UUMOoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g
Twitter: https://twitter.com/gawrgura

Songs: https://rentry.org/ggg_songs
Merch: https://rentry.org/ggg_merch

Gawr Gura Birthday Celebration 2022: https://rentry.org/ggg_merch#2022-birthday-goods

Previous Thread: >>26858937

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Gurass

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My wife

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>>26888492
rubrubrubrubrub

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Child

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Next stream never.
Please be excited for it!

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>less that 1 hour Mori stream
She won't ENTER....

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Can these girls like... stream?
What the fuck is going on, how are they all gone

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Do you remember the last time Gura streamed?
Damn I was having so much fun on Ragnarok back in 2002...

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>>26889086

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>>26889097
I miss the habbo hotel meetups...

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https://www.pixiv.net/artworks/99315615

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Gura doko?

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We're hitting a new level of complacency

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gura flicks her bean while streaming and gets off on it

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>>26889304
Gura will never stream again.

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>>26889304
What do you want us to do? Have a schizophrenic meltdown? There's nothing we can do other than wait

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CHILD CHILDF JLDFJ LSJflc

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>>26889404
She is really a child...

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>>26889404
She looks so correctable...

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>>26889388
Nothing we can do. I just want them to stop being so lazy and taking everything for granted at this point. They need a serious boost of work ethic. Maybe they should be forced to watch Koyori and Kaela and see what's up.

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>>26889404
Why does she have Shrek balloons?

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>>26889506
But those 2 suck.

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>>26889404
I want to rape her so bad...

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>>26889506
SPOILED YOU ARE SPOILED NOT ME FOR DOING WHATEVER I WANT AND MAKING MILLIONS AND COMPLAINING ABOUT MY FANS WANTIMG STREAMS STIP BEING SO FUCKING SPOILED BY THE LACK OF CONTENT YOU BRAT!!!!

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>>26889506
There is such a thing as too many hours and they went way over. Gura's hours are fine right now, all she needs is more consistency and I'll have no complaints.

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>>26889608
>0 hours per week is fine

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>>26889608
>Gura hours are fine
Anon.... fucking what?

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>>26889608
You're kidding right, literally every single EN except Kiara usually streams too little

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>>26889684
At that point I'll do something else and won't care anymore. So yes, unironically.

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>>26889547
You take that back right now.

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>>26889709
Are you a NEET? They all stream a good amount for people with real schedules and commitments. They could lower their hours and increase consistency and it would be even better.

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>>26889709
not him but i absolutely do not want more than 25 hours a week.

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>>26889238
Goop goop is dead

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>>26889783
In what world does any Myth do 100 hours a month? They usually land anywhere between 20 to 50

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>>26889783
Nobody in EN even comes close to that, outside of maybe Kiara at times. Hell, I think Gura's only managed about 30 hours a MONTH recently.

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>>26889890
>>26889894
that was not a minimum. that was a maximum. are you illiterate?

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>>26889894
As long as she doesn't kek us it's fine.

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>>26889913
A maximum she is at no risk of reaching. It's absurd to even worry about when the actual problem is falling below what people would consider the minimum.

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>>26889506
>They need a serious boost of work ethic. Maybe they should be forced to watch Koyori and Kaela and see what's up.
That would make her content worse.

She just needs to do what she was doing before, 5 days every week with 2 days of break and it's completely fine.

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>>26890026
they're not really "people", now are they?

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>>26890066
Yes they are. They are fans who want to see her stream. She makes well over 25k a month, the least she could do is actually show up for it in return. They already have dream jobs as is and many of them still fail to even do 40 hours a month.

40 hours is a QUARTER of what a normal person would work each month and many don't even do that.

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whats gura been up to in the past couple days

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>>26890154
None of us will ever know

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>>26890146
just fuck off to your purple landfill and do not ever come back

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>>26890146
They are literal antis who don't want her to stream anon..... Just ignore them
Anyone who is happy with current hours is either lying or a shitposter

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>>26890154
When she streams next month she might mention it in passing, make sure to check her twitter every day for the hope that she MIGHT retweet some art before going to bed

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>>26890146
just beacause shes not streaming doesnt mean shes not working

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>>26890379
That is what everyone did before the birthday stream and we still really don't have anything to show for it honestly.
Concert was great but it really doesn't excuse the lack of streams.

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>>26890210
I'm okay with it if she legally marries chumbies.

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>>26890026
The minimum is 5 hours a week, 1 hour 5 days. None of them are in any danger of hitting that.

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>>26889404
Damn, she's so fucking adorable.

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>>26890379
Why do faggots say this?
What do you genuinely believe she's working on?
New song? She probably works on for 5 hours max before sending the audio to get edited.
Social media? Literally MIA
Thumbnails? Made the day she streams (never)
Merch? She gives ideas and someone else does it
Literally what does she do to make up those 40 hours a week, pray fucking tell

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>>26890379
This week it does, seeing as she's only mentioned as an afterthought by everyone.

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>>26890379
Watame for example streams more than double EN and still puts out way more side content.
They are just lazy as fuck my dude.

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>>26890520
i literally don't care. just don't go over 25 hours in a week and i won't be annoyed.

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My wife

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>>26890379
I have no doubt that they do work offstream. I do have doubts that they spend more time on it than streaming. It's a convenient excuse that no one can verify or disprove.

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>>26890379
Garbage cope.....

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>>26890490
And this minimum was decided by... you?
Because Cover's official stance used to be 3 streams a week, but that clearly hasn't ever been enforced at all

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>>26889388
I mean a meltdown would be pretty fun to see while gura is gone

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>>26890461
Yes it does.

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>>26890727
Go do something else. My god, do you live on this board?

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>>26890731
Not really. How did this concert take her over a month? She kept taking extra time off here and there constantly to prepare for this and in the end most of the work was done by a fan even.

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>>26890624
They definitely do, for someone like Gura I could see her putting in maybe an hour a day on average on work outside of streaming. Maybe when she actually has a side project she's working on it slightly goes up but she hardly does shit that is original and if you actually think about how much she has to do outside of getting permission to do something its almost nothing.
Maybe download a program and learn to use it?
Plug in her asmr mic?

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>>26890490
>None of them are in any danger of hitting that.
Untrue, off the top of my head I know Ame's well below 5 hours for the last 7 days. She did have actual work this week though with kiara's 3d stuff.

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>>26890731
Not in the least. We didn't even get to chat with Gura on or near her birthday and she probably missed all the things her fans did for her.
By the time she streams again she will have forgotten all about it and the time to talk about it will be long passed

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>>26890727
oh no no chumbuds it's a meltdown
https://youtu.be/k49Yn5n6NrE?t=2080

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>>26890807
Unusual circumstances, normal standards do not apply.

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>>26889388
Stop supporting shit creators that breeds an unhealthy norm that ruins things for everyone else

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>>26890620
that's a child

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>>26890955
She's my childwife

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>>26890902
hi cripple-kun

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>>26890379
just because shes not streaming doesn't mean she needs to be working on anything else. let the woman hang out with her friends on the only opportunity she's had in two years. she could have spent the weekend being a tourist with kiara or napping on Ame's couch if she wanted to.

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>>26890902
You sound like you should go back to twitter

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>>26890990
Watch streams faggot
She's literally not hanging out with her friends.

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>>26890902
Not many creators marry their fanbase, tho.

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>>26891007
Yeah, along with all of the other sad chumbuds refreshing this retarded little girls feed waiting for her to remember that she has a job

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it's been a while since we had the schizos saying gura needs to spam hours and hours of unwatchable twitch-tier waste. what set them off?

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What da chumbies doin in /ggg/ during dead hours? Surely not shitposting right?

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>>26891084
Your legs will never function

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>>26891105
Gura not streaming for longer periods always brings them out

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>>26891105
>if she streamed even 20 hours more a month it would all be unwatchable twitch waste

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>>26891105
Nice goalpost moving

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>>26891191
She's not streaming at all anymore.
It's not even about the hours.

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>>26891105
oh fuck off, I just want back what we had last year

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>>26891140
yes

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>>26891239
how new are you?

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I love little girls so much it's unreal

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>>26891105
Imagine calling any of Gura's content "unwatchable twitch-tier waste" while pretending to be a Chumbud. Some of you faggots are way more schizo than the supposed threadshitters you cry about.

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>>26891191
"Longer periods"
Her not streaming much this time has lasted from november to now, is she going through a recession? Can we expect Gura stock to go back up in another 6-8 months? Or is this just the norm now and people are going to shill thousands of dollars for it.

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>>26890902
What a bad way to out yourself

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>>26891312
See >>26890210

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>>26891369
Meh that was a pretty obvious flase flag.

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>Gura this Gura that Gura lazy Gura blame
stfu no one is streaming, if you want to blame something blame the horrible organization of this off collab arc

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>>26891049
Gura did? When?

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i miss gura...

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>>26891369
The other creators Im talking about is the future generations of holoen which most people on the board watch or have watched.
If Gura and the rest of Myth streamed consistently and that was the norm then perhaps council would also do that.
Right now the norm is to stream 5 days a week and then take like 5 or 6 days off and then maybe stream 1-3 times a week for a few weeks before having another 5 day week.
Why can't we just have what hololive used to be known for?

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>>26891477
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHA SUREEEE

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>>26891461
I mostly blame Cover for not forcing them to stream. Clearly they won't if just completely left to their own devices.

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>>26891590
i mean... "the managers don't do anything" really is not a joke.

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>>26891477
lol if you want to blame anyone then blame Cover

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>>26889404
>>26889343
Are you guys ok with your oshi looking like... you know?

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>>26891590
It's just making the community more shit tier as well.
It's weeding out any of the people with a brain who actually criticize things

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>>26891590
I blame both they are way to complacent on both ends.

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>>26891633
Breedable? Very.

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>>26891029
what streams faggot? the only one of them to stream since the last off collab was kiara yesterday after they finished all the recording they've been working on for most of the week.

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>>26890727
/vt/ is my oshi too

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>>26891729
Watame. Other companies and indies. Non-vtubers. Find a fucking stream and watch it, it's not hard.

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You guys know there are hundreds of hours of VOD right? Just watch the streams you havent seen yet instead of begging for more

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>>26891829
what the fuck does that have to do with gura hanging out with her friends you fucking retard?

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>>26891955
>streams you havent seen yet
h-haha...

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>>26891967
Watch streams already. Why aren't you watching one right now? Go on, get.

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>>26891461
I blame all of the four girls. Literally all of them are disappointing right now.

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>>26891829
But using this thread as my toilet is more fun than other chuubas.

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I miss the other ggg......

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>>26891729
Kiara said they all split up so.....
Idk what else to tell you.

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>>26890154
Disneyland

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>>26892163
i belieb

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Some of you are such whiney little babies. No way you are actual adults.

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>>26892093
Go make it yourself dumbass.

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>>26892093
nothing is stopping you from posting gura pics, we have the image slots

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>>26890520
stop caring so much you'll be much happier trust me

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>>26892397
People like that don't care about anything other than their shitpost quota.

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Gura shouldn't be this erotic.

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Ok, Mori is in the U.S. confirmed. Now let's get some fucking streams going. Lazy whores

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>>26892571
TuT

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>>26892571
yes

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>>26892612
>whore this, whore that
Do ESLs only know 1 word?

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>>26892612
Nyo.
You will get takamori streams and than Gura and Mori wm hang out for a week and neither of them will stream.

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>>26892670
They are whores

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>>26892670
I mean she posted it on her roommate twitter so.....
Yea she's a whore

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https://files.catbox.moe/jc99j9.jpg

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>>26892723
Gura is /our/ whore, mori is a street whore.

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>>26891467
SOON

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>>26892137
after spending the week hanging out together working on her concert you fucking moron. and all she said they split up, that doesn't mean they aren't still hanging out in smaller groups doing other shit. what the fuck do you think happened here, they finished with ame's studio and then she kicked them all to the curb to scatter like the wind?

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zzzz...

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>>26892745
This little bratty harlot had the audacity to show up to a wrestling match naked.

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>>26892809
Proof?
Because it sure doesn't seem like anyone is hanging out.

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>>26892946
Just like it didn't seem like Gura and Ame were hanging out on the 18th, yet that clearly happened.

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>>26892648
God the mesugaki is strong in this image

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>>26893262
Aaaaah, she's miiiiine!!!

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>>26892924
She knows what the people want

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>>26893262
I almost smashed my face into my monitor

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>>26893262
SEXXXX THIGH SEXU UOOOOOOOOOOOH

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>>26893318
Gura loves her cumbuds.

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>>26893318
I want to see her do character generation where she gives herself booba...

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>>26893318
Uhh does she know everyone can see her tiny little slitty?

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>>26893490
Nyo
Nyes

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Eroi...

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>>26893844
T___T

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>>26891461
I blame Gura because at least the other Myth girls keep in touch with member posts. Gura does absolutely nothing and she loves her members?? lol, lying bitch

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I love summer.

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I'm trying to settle in on a number of Dino Guras to order; lowering the amount in my cart causes me physical chest pain. Is this what aborting a baby feels like? A precious child that would have been, will no longer be, and I am to blame.

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Cumbuds seem well-behaved, hopefully Gura rewards us with romantic sexytime lovebomb when she's back.

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>>26894015
4 is a good number

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>>26892221
Yes, god forbid they actually do their jobs, especially Gura who barely streams anymore

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>>26893121
based on your imagination?

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>>26892221
Yeah imagine wanting streams from streamers, fucking babies. I bet they want more than 2 streams a week too, the entitled FUCKS

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>>26892221
thx for your input Kiara, teach those babies a lesson

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>>26894189
This tactic of proving people right is really funny. Keep it up.

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Gura is sweating RIGHT now

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>>26894135
Based on the Ame members post it's pretty obvious

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>>26894326
What post? Leak please?

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Why is hornyposting the best posting during dead hours?

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>>26894340
ame is just showing her sea urchin... he is just making shit up in his head

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>>26894347
Tourists are gone.

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>>26894225
Wanting someone to do their job is being a baby? You know what's worse? Being a white knight yesman beta male faggot. You lose

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>>26894326
She just showed her fish tank or sea urchin or some shit. Where did you get that idea? What was the obvious part?

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>>26894502
Why do artists never draw her with the grey undershirt?

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>>26894719
It's sexier without it.

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>>26894347
Cumbuds are Gura's truest fans.

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>>26894347
Coomers don't care about baits, drama or what not. They just love cunny.

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It feels great being the only sanebud here who has the patience of a saint and doesn't assume the worst. That final chumbie award is as good as mine.

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>>26894848
No it's mine

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>>26894848
nah i'm still here

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>>26894841
The only time I've seen goomers depressed was when Gura wasn't affectionate for a couple months last year.

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>>26894848
I'm patient and don't assume the worst but you would have to be absolutely fucking delusional to be happy with the amount of content we are getting if you are actually a chumbud.

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>>26894970
what do you mean, didnt you enjoy guras tweet 2 days ago.

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>>26894970
This is working out insanely well for me as I have had to completely remove myself from the vtuber world while I studied for my exam later today. I've missed almost nothing!

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>>26895044
Of course I did that was probably 3 days worth of off stream "holo homework" just to post that

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>>26894086
>>26894189
>>26894598
utterly pathetic

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>>26894848
sorry bud but I'm being patient for goomba too
I trust the plan

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Cunny i kneel

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>>26895113
they are faggots and will never be satisfied until gura's streaming 24/7 and even then they will complain
i wish they'd just kill themselves or idk go outside and do something productive instead of shitting up this board.

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>>26895252
Nice bait discord chama

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>>26895252
Yes anon everything is black and white and people who want her to stream more obviously demand she stream 160 hours a month

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>>26894848
I'm still here, I'm just happy Gura gets to meet and spend time with her friends.

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>>26894848
This is what we call a yesman.

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>>26895337
yes newfag thats exactly the case lmao
welcome to /vt/ schizos mentality.

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>>26894848
I trust Gura, she would have a talk with us if something serious came up.

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>>26895252
No faggot. I'd be happy if she streamed half of what she used to.

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>>26895428
Remove yourself you imbecile.

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>>26895252
Right.... It's not they they are upset she works less than a disabled part time McDonald's employee it's that they want her to stream 200 hours a month.....

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>>26889404
This guy draws the best gura and it’s not even close… nacho mogged

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>>26895092
Fuck you, you always say that. You can't be busy every time.

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>>26895409
When yesman literally now just means not having a mental illness, then it stops becoming an insult.

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>>26895636
Meh yesman only lost meaning because actual yesmen started spamming it as much as possible to make people annoyed with the term.

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>>26895571
Agreed, he perfectly captures her samegaki energy while being full on cute and funny.

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Gura cute Gura cute!

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I really want to lick Gura's cunny.

[Anonymous No.]

>Go to walmart in the middle of the night
>See this
What do you do?

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>>26895595
haha, I wish... I miss so many streams thanks to working late

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lol, janny got insulted and had to delete even though it broke no rules.

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What if gura ripped her head off and used her severed head to masturbate?

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>>26894970
Only thing I’m bummed about is we just got new emotes and no opportunities to use them. I wish gura streamed more because she’s my favorite by far

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>>26895864
Ask when the next fucking stream is

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>>26895864
buy it and a tennis ball, go outside and see if it'll catch the tennis ball when I throw it at it

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>>26895874
No trolling outside of /b/ is a rule.

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>>26894347
>>26894841
we love loli, simple as
no debates, no arguments, no schizo posting
just cunny

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>>26895864
buy her.

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>>26889404
This artist draws her so fucking cute

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>>26895864
Where's the barcode?

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>>26896146
Guess...

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>>26896227
I like it when Gura flashes her cunny at us with her 3D model and hides it with her hands right after.

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SHARK LIKES

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>>26895995
>anything i don't like is trolling
That wasn't trolling.

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>>26896343
Lol, no.

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>>26896376
Meidos disagree. Deal with it.

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I love her more than anything and can't wait to see her today!

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>>26896692
kek

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>>26896692
Weird bait

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>>26896734
>>26896735
Shame she doesn't love you guys enough to stream privately for you like she does for me

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>>26896019
Don't forget to buy her some friends, too

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>>26889042
>>26892612
>When Mori talked about being with Gura longer then anyone else it meant they would meet up first.

I mean there's a small chance.

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>>26896865
Retard.....

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>>26895890
What?

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>>26896930
Dulahan

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>>26896941
I've seen something like that with the one from monster musume

[Anonymous No.]

Gura should play Senran Kagura

[Anonymous No.]

Any activity from Gura yet?

[Anonymous No.]

Gura should play Minecraft with me

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>>26897089
Weird bait

[Anonymous No.]

Gura's husband here, we're spending some time together at the hotel. Please be patient

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>>26897089
Who the fuck is Gura?

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>>26897089
omg! So spoiled!
Jk, nah no words from her. She's a very reserved person of few words so don't expect to hear much from her until Calli's back

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>>26897089
Last night i had a burger and it was the biggest disappointment i had in quite a while, never buying a burger from maccas again. Fucking child sized portions.
Yeah, it's been years since i had a burger and i remember them being huge.

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>>26897348
Only burgers I like from them are the single cheeseburgers. Good snack.

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>>26897436
for me, it's the double cheeseburger

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>>26897089
Ah, yes, the once streamer nowa ghost

[Anonymous No.]

I'm too lazy to look it up, someone please tell me Gura's current coffee preparation methods so I can copy them

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>>26897338
I know that much but I don't check every EN member stream to know what she is doing, that's why I asked.
But it seems like she is still with them, I think? So I am still holding hope of more offcollab streams.

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>>26897565
freshly ground double espresso with steamed meme milk

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>>26897348
the trick is, just buy like three or four of the double cheeseburgers off the dollar menu

[Anonymous No.]

I have a feeling Gura went home after the offcollab, had a two day rest/prep and is going off to meet Mori. At least that's my personal rrat that makes sense to me.

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Thank you stalker schizo, I wouldn't have survived this week if I hadn't realized how overly attached I was

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>>26897716
Why does Gura traveling home for no reason make sense to you?

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>>26898064
>nop reason
To check up on Chubi, at least. I would've, in her place...

[Anonymous No.]

>>26897520
Ghost cunny

[Anonymous No.]

>>26897764
Stop being overly attached to someone you don't know. You'll regret it.
>>26897716
Eh, I have my doubts about the rrat but considering how strict this board is and how little I know about traveling within the US, I'll give this Rrat a 3.5/5 because it's believable.
>>26898064
>Oh boy it's a me, Gura!
>I'll travel to Ame's to meet Kiwawa!
>Oh what's that, Kelly is coming?
>But I already have a flight ticket to return home tomorrow! Guess I'll just get a new plain ticket for when she's here uwu

[Anonymous No.]

Is goob?

[Anonymous No.]

>>26898235
Goob Is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26898164
It hurt to exist more, before I became attached to Gura. My existence has only improved since

[Anonymous No.]

>>26889252

[Anonymous No.]

>>26898235
SHE IS

[Anonymous No.]

>>26894436
>>26894643
I was talking about July 18 guys....

[Anonymous No.]

>>26897348
Child sized UOOOOOOHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

>>26898235
Cute?

[Anonymous No.]

>>26888464
No stream, no member content, not even a lazy wachalong, new fan game where she is the weakest in myth
Fuck, I love her, but shiiit, I feel so content starved

[Anonymous No.]

I'm not going to pretend Gura still cares in any capacity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26898663
*Watchalong
god, the brainrot is progressing faster than ever

[Anonymous No.]

>>26898663
we didnt even get a chance to talk with her about the birthday cus it was 1h prerecorded thing and she ended so fast

[Anonymous No.]

>>26898663
>where she is the weakest in myth

Anon it's not good to announce your bad at games.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26898663
>new fan game where she is the weakest in myth
lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>26898164
Also, based on what the Mori said, she will be close to Gura in texas and they will hang out a ton, so Im betting she bought the house next door to her or something
Note this is what Mori said publicly, not doxing

[Anonymous No.]

>>26898663
>new fan game where she is the weakest in myth
it's interesting to see what goes on in the mind of a schizo, that you somehow conflate this with the actions of the real gura

[Anonymous No.]

>>26898663
>Weakest
Anon.... The femanon fucking ass blasted the high score by like 10x and had to die on purpose to end the run

[Anonymous No.]

>>26898663
Bad at the game AND a shitposter. Might as well end your life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26898840
Huh didn't see Gura as a Texas kinda person. Should have figured it out by the Cowboy thing, huh.
Nah she probably got a shitty ass apartment that's a 20 minute walk to her place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26898840
You're a retard
>>26899092
Anon don't blindly believe what retards on this board say

[Anonymous No.]

>>26896599
Because Mr jannies feelings were hurt

[Anonymous No.]

I see lots of yesmen beta male faggots here. Reddit is your place, it's a nice hugbox

[Anonymous No.]

>>26898840
>mori said some more retarded garbage that endangers her coworkes, but it was on stream so it's fine for me to repeat it
unironically kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26899201
not your hugbox faggot. I can call you a retard and say Gura is doing a good job all I want here

[Anonymous No.]

>he's still trying to devalue the word despite being one himself
Cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>26899253
It's not endangering Gura because he's talking out of his ass

[Anonymous No.]

I miss gura...
Im watching member vods but its just not the same

[Anonymous No.]

>>26898840
Actually >>26899131 is right. Which stream did Kelly say this on? I don't watch her often

[Anonymous No.]

I guess I should take this opportunity to watch streams I've missed

[Anonymous No.]

>>26899253
Holy snowflake
Where is your self awareness?

[Anonymous No.]

>>26898840
She said she will spend more time with gura than other girls, not that they will fucking move next to eachother....

[Anonymous No.]

This whole discussion is making me lose brain cells

[Anonymous No.]

>>26899621
there is no discussion, only coping

[Anonymous No.]

>>26899586
i've fucking had it with her. if she can't be successfully muzzled like a fucking dog then she needs to be terminated.

[Anonymous No.]

Is there an explanation on how she managed to permanently deform her skull with a VR headset?

[Anonymous No.]

>>26899647
(You)

[Anonymous No.]

>>26899676
Her skull is soft like a baby's.

[Anonymous No.]

Well chumbros it is time for me to take my exam. May Gura give me strength!

[Anonymous No.]

I want Gura to stream.....

[Anonymous No.]

>>26899676
None, her skull must have been deformed from the beginning. Unless she has been wearing a VR headset since birth her skull won't deform at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26899798
I wouldn't ask Gura for an intelligence blessing bro

[Anonymous No.]

My dopamine receptors are fried from all the internet browsing I've done. I am in purgatory

[Anonymous No.]

>>26899816
Shut the fuck up crippleschizo

[Anonymous No.]

>>26899843
t. crippleschizo

[Anonymous No.]

>>26898235
Dead

[Anonymous No.]

>>26899787
That would mean shes always one trip away from brain death

[Anonymous No.]

>>26899887
>implying

[Anonymous No.]

>>26899838
It's time to turn off your computer, phone and spend a few hours outside with nothing but yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

DAT WIGGLE!
Gura's so danged cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26899928
Child too erotic. Needs correction immediately.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26899201
Go back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26899823
nta but I literally aced my programming exam in an hour because I wanted to watch the 4M karaoke and the exam was for 4 hours but we could leave once we were done

[Anonymous No.]

>>26899957
FWIW it was the high knee steps that sold me on that video. That move is top adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26899816
YOU ARE SPOILED
SPOILED SPOILED SPOILED SPOILED SPOILED SPOILED SPOILED SPOILED SPOILED SPOILED SPOILED SPOILED SPOILED
WHY ARE YOU SO SPOILED AND ENTITLED SHE LITERALLY DOESN'T OWE ANYONE ANYTHING AT ALL FOR SUPPORTING HER!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>26900061
This but unironically, seethe cope and dilate

[Anonymous No.]

>>26900091
This but ironically because I am actually a chumbud.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26900061
I can't tell how many layers of irony/false-flagging this is

[Anonymous No.]

>>26900144
Zero. Everything he said is true.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26900061
I know this is the new meme of the day and all but technically... they're right. Content is a product and if they produce none they don't get money if they do then they get money.
If there's not enough content for you then stop giving them money.

[Anonymous No.]

I bet Gura bruises like a banana

[Anonymous No.]

I just wish there was a way of sending more money to my sharkie while she's out there having fun doing god knows what with Mori

[Anonymous No.]

>>26900227
there used to be...

[Anonymous No.]

>>26900258
Oh yeah, I bet they went to Disney World now that they're finally able to. I hope they have fun and tell us about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26900193
You can't be spoiled by nothing......
There is zero content how the fuck is anyone spoiled when Kiara said there would be more streams and there aren't?
Myth is incredibly spoiled since they don't actually need to try to make millions anymore. It's just a tone deaf statement to say any myth fans are spoiled for wanting streams.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26900316
Disneyland in this case

[Anonymous No.]

FUCK! I told you Chumbies to calm down! Now it's correction time

[Anonymous No.]

Mori right now is showing Gura ALL the drugs she never tried as a recluse teenager.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26900456
b-but I poop from there...

[Anonymous No.]

>>26900484
Not right now you don't!

[Anonymous No.]

>>26900193
they arent getting money, its just that when there is a stream they get enough for a month. not counting memberships and promos

[Anonymous No.]

>>26900484

[Anonymous No.]

>>26900193
>>26900330
I know this probably won't change anything, but this is the actual context of the "spoiled" thing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_q5kmygVPnc Apologies for the clip, I'm not sure when it is in the VOD and I am not watching the whole thing.

[Anonymous No.]

fauna stream soon, maybe she will talk some more about visting girls cope

[Anonymous No.]

>>26900632
Yes, surely she'll tell us more about how cute Gura was

[Anonymous No.]

>>26900619
What an incredibly garbage excuse......

[Anonymous No.]

>>26900316
I figured Kelly was not moving until next month.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26900619
WAAAAAA MY FANS WANT TO WATCH ME WAAAAAAAAA IT'S CALLED A SURPRISE WAAAAAA
God I wish the biggest problem in my life is people want to watch and support me live

[Anonymous No.]

>>26900927
no one wants to watch you because you aren't talented and would rather spend your time bitching on a basket weaving forum

[Anonymous No.]

have you done your renai circulation reps lately?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AI24NCKB7-k

[Anonymous No.]

>>26900968
Yea and....
I already know that you retard that's besides the point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26901035
>admitting to not being talented
ouch

[Anonymous No.]

>>26901035
Maybe you'd have less problems if you worked on them instead of complaining about things you cannot control.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26901030
No but I goomed to Shion twice today.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26900968
>the cuck also doesn't know how to read.
What a shocker

[Anonymous No.]

>>26901085
Good job, Gura.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26900619
I really hope some day not just them but everyone realizes that "surprised" like these are retarded, pointless and literally never work out.
It's way more effort than it's worth and always has a worse payout anyways

[Anonymous No.]

>>26901073
Thanks for the feedback lol

[Anonymous No.]

imagine how hot and sweaty Gura probably is right now

[Anonymous No.]

>>26901214
Not at all? They aren't slave-dancing for Kiara anymore and she's likely in an air conditioned place, whereever she is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26901214
She's been laying in an air conditioned hotel room for at least 3 days now doing absolutely nothing.
She's probably not even a tiny bit sweaty.
Hell we know she's not even stinky anymore so what can we believe?

[Anonymous No.]

>>26901280
She's stinky when she's not gussied up for a date, I believe

[Anonymous No.]

>>26901242
>>26901280
let me have this...

[Anonymous No.]

i miss gura...

[Anonymous No.]

>>26901155
>was Gura happier by surprising her fans rather than just announcing is
>yes
Seems like it worked out just fine to me

[Anonymous No.]

I can't believe she doesn't stink.
I'm trying really hard to not think about it but it's actually fucking me up...

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>26901280
>>26901346
Look at these fakebuds expose themselves

[Anonymous No.]

>>26901315
Spoiled!

[Anonymous No.]

>>26901372
I appreciate Gura no matter how she chooses to smell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26901372
Bro... I spent over a year thinking she was a stinker only to find out she smells fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26901445
Then it sounds like you don't listen to what she says. She's always told us she smells good, it's everything else around her that's stinky

[Anonymous No.]

>>26901463
I don't trust any of these reports. I think that Gura should let me sniff her so I can give a proper verdict.

[Anonymous No.]

Is this just memeing, or did people ACTUALLY think Gura smelled bad? She may be kind of a weirdo, ok, a really big weirdo, but she's definitely a girly girl at heart.

[Anonymous No.]

>9 days ago

[Anonymous No.]

>>26901346
Why would a girl stink? Even neet-ish girls I know smell good

[Anonymous No.]

Just

[Anonymous No.]

>>26901346
it's OK bro, I don't think her smelling good lasted through her eating that three day old pizza with kiara

[Anonymous No.]

>>26897716
Not if Mori is gonna be in California. All of them were just there. Would make no sense to go home for 2 days and then fly all the way back there. I doubt they'll all be going to Mori's parents house in Texas.

[Anonymous No.]

There's no doubt in my mind that Gura has definitely gone a week before showering before, multiple times even.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26901445
I’m going to assume Gura is like most people who occasionally don’t shower when home alone for a few days due to laziness, but will 100% clean up if going out. Also girls start to smell faster then guys do

[Anonymous No.]

>>26901594
She got upset at the idea of going out without deodorant so yeah (THINGS COVER SHOULD DO)

[Anonymous No.]

>I want to chat with you guys more
>Doesn't chat with us for months
What did she mean by this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>26900632
She didn't last night. Maybe since it's a member stream she'll talk more

[Anonymous No.]

>>26901659
Hoping someone asks her something

[Anonymous No.]

>>26901637
She going through hard some harsh times again. Just like last year!

[Anonymous No.]

>>26898840
Gura doesn't live in Texas. Mori has a concert in LA this weekend. They were all just in California. They aren't going to Mori's parents house.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26901515
You clearly have never cohabitated with a girl.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>26901791
Sideshow Bob feet

[Anonymous No.]

>>26901637
It means she didn't really mean it obviously.
If she wanted to chat she wouldn't have cancelled the members stream knowing there won't be a chance at another one for an entire month.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26901791
that's pretty cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>26901768
Girls that don't take care of themselves or wear deodorant smell, but anyone relatively normal smells fine. I know both ways from experience.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26901830
>doing a members stream while she's spending time with Ame
It's also pretty funny that you really think she won't be home and doing solo streams again for another 3 weeks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26901830
Please don't hurt me like this...

[Anonymous No.]

>>26901897
Mori is gonna spend the most time with her and it's already been a week so....
It's gonna be at least another week past this and she's gonna take a break when she gets home don't even pretend she won't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26901966

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>>26901897
Don't reply to bait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26901880

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>>26902034
>Bait
Bruh if she wanted to chat she can do it at pretty much any time.
She can use her laptop and chat from the hotel if she wanted to but she doesn't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26902035
I have a female family member with mental issues who who almost never bathed for a period of several years. That's a smell you don't forgot. She's doing better now and smells fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>Last member stream June 6th
>Currently June 26th
>Gura is the one who will be off collabing with Mori the longest
>Off collab has even started yet.
>Inevitable post-travel break

[Anonymous No.]

>>26902085
>She can use her laptop
Watch streams you fucking retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>26902114
>Last member stream June 6th
Please say it ain't so...

[Anonymous No.]

>>26902138
Anon....

[Anonymous No.]

>>26901966
What did Mori say? Is she spending more time with Gura than everyone else or that she and Gura will spend a little time together after everyone else has split meaning her time with Gura is more than her time with the rest. I am also expecting some rest days after her return home.

[Anonymous No.]

Remember when she talked about doing members posts or even Twitter spaces while she was away?

[Anonymous No.]

>2 member streams in a month

[Anonymous No.]

>>26902138
Anon I...
Also someone spoonfeed me what this knucklehead is implying

[Anonymous No.]

>>26902246
She said she will be spending more time with Gura and than anyone else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26902274
There were 2 member streams in May. June only has the one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26902274
>3 streams total

[Anonymous No.]

>>26902274
chumkeks...

[Anonymous No.]

>>26902247
When she thinks about doing one, she does a little fanbase stalking and sees you're all insufferable little cunts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26902323
July will have 0

[Anonymous No.]

>>26902284
>>26902196
Did Kiara explicitly say Gura has her own mobile streaming setup now? If not then im still gonna go with believing that Gura hasn't got one and she was using Ame's. Gura has mentioned multiple times in the past she doesn't have a mobile streaming setup

[Anonymous No.]

I don't even have to take a shit right now but some of the posters here just make me want to dump major ass, just big diarrhea doodoo feces PHBLETIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIF PHRAP PHRAP GRFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULLLLLLL PAP PAP

[Anonymous No.]

>>26902424
Why doesn't she get one

[Anonymous No.]

>>26902463
Why should she? She doesn't want to stream while traveling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26902424
she was using kiaras laptop duing birthday, the callins was at ames

[Anonymous No.]

>>26902463
Then she'd have no excuse not to stream when she's away

[Anonymous No.]

>>26902463
Who knows, she's talked about doing it before but she's never said she actually got one. I think the reason she hasn't done it is because the only time she has travelled while in hololive before this was to visit her family, or the house hunting trip. She was probably more focused on spending her limited time with her family and being stressed during the other trip to focus on streaming

[Anonymous No.]

>>26902475
Because not streaming while traveling means not streaming for 3 goddamn weeks in this case. With no advance warning of any kind of break, mind you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26902552
The unmember button is over there. Take your concerns up with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26902509
>she was using kiaras laptop duing birthday
I figured it was either this or Ame's. I turned Kiara's stream off for a few minutes and have had a chance to catch up with it yet but I remember reading a few anons said Kiara got there as Gura was setting up for the birthday stream so I wasn't sure. Either way I don't think she has her own mobile streaming setup, but she could have got one and not mentioned it yet

[Anonymous No.]

>>26902462

[Anonymous No.]

>>26902578
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26902578
>thinking that faggot is even a shrimp in the first place
you put too much trust in threadshitters

[Anonymous No.]

>>26902552
Gura was last on stream less than a week ago and somehow you're at 3 weeks. Not sure what kind of math they teach you in your shitty third world country

[Anonymous No.]

>>26902424
Well it's more like, what streams are there to watch? She hasn't streamed in over 20 days lol

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>26902623
There are a few that are so committed to shitting up these threads they are membered. It's kinda fucking funny how pathetic they are

[Anonymous No.]

>>26902668
his goal is to complain, so his measurement is designed to maximize the time since the last stream. when he says "stream", he means specifically "regular public solo prime time gaming stream on her channel".

[Anonymous No.]

>>26902668
ESL chama.....

[Anonymous No.]

>>26902688
>She hasn't streamed in over 20 days
There is a missing karaoke in here too. You're a fucking retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>26902668
Well you have to consider what actually counts as a stream. Collabs on other channels, cameos, shill streams, karaoke, member streams, boring games and streams later or earlier than her usual time do not count as streams.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26902709
Nothing I posted was bad English anon, seems you're just upset you're being called out for making things up.

[Anonymous No.]

Gura pee and poo

[Anonymous No.]

>>26902797
UOH

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>26902784
Oh fuck you're right, I forgot it's actually been 21 months since she streamed because debuts are the only real streams

[Anonymous No.]

>>26902823
LET HER IN

[Anonymous No.]

>>26902743
Ok fine she hasn't streamed in a while. Happy? You proved me wrong, anon. Even though I just went based on what someone else said.
>>26901823
Just like how she likes them
>>26901498
Some people smell themselves and believe everyone on the internet else smells like that, too.

[Anonymous No.]

>there's exciting streams to come
>I'll make it up you
>thanks for having patience with me
>I'll keep doing my best
>This will be a new phase for myth
>We are working on stuff behind the scenes
>There's a lot of things you guys don't know
The EN special

Yes I stole this from global but it seems fitting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26902881
>Even though I just went based on what someone else said.
Why are you even here if you clearly don't watch her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26902861

[Anonymous No.]

>>26902668
Yes, she is showing in the 1 hour max off-collabs and she has done her obligatory birthday streams using other people's equipment.
But she has been away from her own setup for a week already, is expected to be away from it for another week, and will definitely take a break when she gets back. In that context, someone who's pretending to want to chat would be expect to eventually waltz into a fucking walmart and buy literally any shitty laptop. Or at least make some kind of member post or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26902889
She also mentioned that this year would be absolutely amazing right after Holofes iirc. We are already in the second half of the year and so far it's been absolute shit content-wise compared to last year.

[Anonymous No.]

I've spent the past hour playing Holocure. I love my OP sharkwife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26902861
No gaijins allowed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26903118
Same except 5 hours for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26902274
And you will still have yesmen defending her, lol. They really think that if they defend her then she'll fuck them. She doesn't even know they exist. Imagine defending a girl you give money to who barely steams and spends that money on her Swedish boyfriend with a female online name

[Anonymous No.]

>>26903118
Didn't ask.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26903054
>Or at least make some kind of member post or something
Member posts have always been rare and she's put out two tweets this week that weren't stream related. You realize if she does a member post it's gonna be the exact same thing right? It has been nearly two years, if you haven't figured out how her communications work then you need to find a new hobby

[Anonymous No.]

>>26903175
I don't need your approval

[Anonymous No.]

>>26903118
I think ill give it a try tonight

[Anonymous No.]

>>26903196
Didn't ask still.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm in love with Gura!

[Anonymous No.]

>>26903181
Meaningless tweets aren't a substitute to chatting in a way that an actual update for members would kinda sort of be.

[Anonymous No.]

>my oshi doesn't like streaming
being a chumbud truly is suffering

[Anonymous No.]

>>26888464
Is there any kink that is confirmed to be a turnoff for Gura?
I was going to commission some art as a late birthday gift but at this point I rather commission something that would make her feel disgust

[Anonymous No.]

>>26903399
She doesn't seem to like tentacles from her reaction whenever they show up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26903339
was it really worth buying multiple 4chan passes just to be able to do this?

[Anonymous No.]

Did you guys run the math for how big the Gigashrimp is? Gura wanted to schlick to it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>26903399
She does not like shotas.