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26863522 No.26863522 [Reply] [Original]

Alright K-cup femanon, how true is this?

>> No.26863560

>he thinks there's women on this board outside of the nijiEN general

>> No.26863604

friend isn't speculating, she has access to noel

>> No.26863641

>>26863522
>he thinks women with K cup will lurking this board if they have one

>> No.26863651

>>26863522
arent japanese cup sizes smaller than americans?
not by much iirc but still a bit

>> No.26863714

>>26863641
Most of femanon who lurk here is probably fat, and being fat gives you large breast by default.

>> No.26863722

Mine are much smaller but even then are quite heavy. Though you need band size to actually tell the "size" of boobs, "K" cup doesn't actually tell much. For instance, I'm actually an F but mine just look kind of large *shrug*

>> No.26863733

>>26863651
Correct. They're matched with the European standard

85K translates to a 38I for example. there's online converters out there.

>> No.26863782

>>26863722
Post tits.

>> No.26863841
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>>26863522
EACH ?

>> No.26863941
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26863941

fox is gaslighting you

>> No.26863950

>>26863522
>implying big tittied women browse this shithole

>> No.26863958

>>26863722
You should post them for assessment purposes from your fellow anons

>> No.26863967

>>26863782
get bitches <3

>> No.26865974

>>26863958
>>26863782
>>/soc/

>> No.26866045

>>26863722
>>26863967
YWNBAW

>> No.26866072

>>26863722
Post tits or gtfo

>> No.26866084

>>26865974
>>>/soc/

>> No.26866129

>>26866045
based

>> No.26866250

>>26863782
>>26863958
>>26863967
>>>/soc/
>>>/NijiEN/

>> No.26866311

>>26863522
It's true and it will eventually destroy my back.
Shit sucks.

>> No.26866387

>>26866311
if you get fit you don't like every normal human being.

>> No.26866516

>>26866311
Proof?

>> No.26866568

>>26863522
Coco did it better

>> No.26866751
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>>26863641
well yeah, if any women are gonna be lurking here it's gonna be the ugly disgusting tiddy monsters. everyone loves flat petite cunny afterall

>> No.26866987

>>26863522
How do you weight tits accurately, it's not like they're detachable to put on some scales? For instance, I have arms but I have zero clue how much my army weigh so I assume its a similar case.

>> No.26867595
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>>26866311
Don't worry. My team of engineers is working on some promising solutions.

>> No.26867596

simple.
>get on the scale
>write down the weight (fig A)
>go to doctor
>remove breasts
>get on scale again (fig B)
>subtract fig B from fig A

>> No.26867642

>>26866987 was a reply to >>26867596

>> No.26867678
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>>26866311
>>26867595

>> No.26867813

>>26863522
>k-cup
>kilograms
need this converted into burger

>> No.26868024

>>26863560
You're right, chuubas can't be called women.

>> No.26868138

>>26863841
no, both

>> No.26868522

>>26866311
Let me hold them for you

>> No.26868805

>>26867596
So how much did they weight, /b/omu?

>> No.26868896

>>26863782
>>26863958
>>26866072
Anyone asking the big breasted girls that post here to post their tits will be sorely disappointed when they realize it's just fat chicks

>> No.26868958

I thought we were about to talk about coffee

>> No.26872442

>>26863560
>he doesn't know

>> No.26872694

>>26868896
>chicks

>> No.26872824
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>>26868896
I'll count that as a win

>> No.26872934

>>26868896
You're missing the point. I expect them to be fat. I do not expect to find them attractive.

>> No.26873053

>>26866987
Water displacement method.
We did it at school with our heads, I said to one of the girls she should do it with her breasts.

>> No.26873102

>>26863722
Please post stomach

>> No.26877539

>>26863722
>>26866311
Post womb.

>> No.26882404

That's it? 5kg makes women whine so much, and even less for smaller tits?
git gud, women

>> No.26882407

>>26873053
Doesn't that measure dimension, not mass?

>> No.26882469

>>26863522
Dunno anon, ask the Natural R-cup woman for that.
https://youtu.be/v3A0FwNTIIg

>> No.26883471

>>26863722
tranny doesn't count

>> No.26883514

>>26866311
tranny doesn't count

>> No.26883643

>>26867595
>>26867678
/vt/ - Science and Engineering

>> No.26883815

>>26867678
Grond Grond Grond

>> No.26883846

>>26866311
Literally just do weightlifting and strengthen your back muscles, I don't know why it's so hard. I swear to god some chicks will sooner chop off their tits than pick up a dumbbell, it's insane.

>> No.26885112

>>26882407
It measures volume.

>> No.26885149

seems like femanons forgot the rules

>> No.26885463

>>26863560
this board is majority female

>> No.26885538

>>26885463
This is based on nothing.

>> No.26885686

>>26885538
female vtubers love anons and femanons hate female vtubers
once you understand this simple fact you'll truly see this board for what it is

>> No.26886234

>>26866751
Female lolicons? They are not real.

>> No.26886449

>>26883815
fucking kekle

>> No.26886517

>>26885686
My harem wives of holos, small corpos and 2view indies.

>> No.26886644

>>26863522
If Fubuki could use ricebags to simulate, surely someone have something that replicate that.

>> No.26886651

>>26867595
>>26867678
Just like in Dune

>> No.26886767

>>26882407
The real way your oshi's breast weight is measured is she rides me and rests her titties on my face. While I'm licking her boob sweat I access all the memories of the times that this has happened before and compare them to the time when your oshi calibrated my senses with pre-weighed silk beanbags. For the record, Pomu's were about tree fiddy.

>> No.26890546

>>26885112
Yeah I meant volume. Thanks

>> No.26890628

>>26885463
Holobronies are overwhelmingly male, overwhelmingly SEAnigger/South American third worlders, and overwhelmingly the bulk of this board's population, so you're wrong.

Some generals are enclaves with significantly different demographics, like /NijiEN/ or /asp/ skewing female, but they're the exception, not the rule.

>> No.26891347 [DELETED] 

>>26890628
I have a feeling that there are females on /stars/
https://twitter.com/hashtag/ホロスタ3周年?src=hashtag_click&f=live

>> No.26893574

>>26886234
what about Pikamee

>> No.26896664

>>26867595
thank u dahir insaat

>> No.26896746

>>26863722
i dont believe woman exist here, stop pretending faggot

>> No.26896784

>>26885463
yes female (male)

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>>26867596
>>26873053
>>26866987
>>26885112
>>26890546
It is not easy to "weigh" a breast accurately without medical equipment.
As you've already concluded, volume is straightforward, but breasts vary greatly in their density due to compositional differences, so there is no way to extrapolate from volume to weight unless you have understanding of the individual's composition. Breast composition can even vary between a woman's breasts. Most of the difference in mass (or "breast density") stems from the ratio between fat and fibroglandular tissue. Aside from saying "lol genetics" we don't know exact causes, but breast composition and density is an active area of research, esp. whether it has an effect on susceptibility to breast cancer. With an MRI and some approximate figures for the tissues involved, you might be able to get close to deriving from volume.

As for "weighing" directly via a scale, anyone who has weighed their breasts on a conventional scale has almost certainly gotten a bullshit number. This is inherent to the mechanics of "weighing" something attached to another entity (breast attached to chest), and the near-impossibility of removing any push or pull factors: Some weight is offset by the breast tissue's attachment to the chest. The only way to compensate for that would be to try to lift a scale towards a the breast, which is just as likely to introduce extraneous force to the system from the other direction: lift into it too high and you are getting extra force added from the forces from the chest pulling down into the scale.
Complicating this further: this erroneous "chest pull" factor is a larger percentage of the force for smaller breasts. So while you might be off by (making up numbers here) an unknowable range of 2% to 10% for a large, pendulous breast, a more average chest is going to have that error factor magnified.

For absolutely huge boobs, you might be able to take multiple measurements with a combination of conventional scale and hanging scale and get an upper and lower bound. For most women, it would be mechanically infeasible to succeed, including women who are large enough to have back problems arising from their breasts.

>> No.26898033

>>26866751
Everytime you wake up, do you make a conscious effort to be as gay as you can?

>> No.26898328

>>26863522
Does fubuki like them big or small?

>> No.26898520

>>26886234
>he doesn't know

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>>26886234

>> No.26899468

>>26885463
This is based on facts and logic.

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>>26890628
>seanigs
>male

>> No.26902092

I want to impregnate a busty woman so her boobs get even bigger!

>> No.26902395

He thinks women are dedicated enough to the chuuba lifestyle to be on /vt/... no lad, all the female fans are merely using it as a trend, they have no reason to actually get down in the trenches

>> No.26902702

>>26886234
retard

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>>26902395
Kindred are more schizo than your average SEA bigger, of course they are /here/

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>>26902802
what the fuck

>> No.26906256

>>26906053
Is that really any different than shouting "BOOBA or "UUUOOOOOHHH" at every plausible opportunity? Or shit like like "Polka sit on my face"? There isn't a contest between which gender has more shamelessly-depraved fans: both are as guttered as the opportunity will grant them, combined with what the talent will put up with.

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26906317

This thread is a sorry excuse to worship 3DPD.
You should all be ashamed and kys.

>> No.26908067

>>26863522
>Friend know 'cause she groomed Noel
Knight is Hololive matress

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