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Guys.
Pekora. bought. a. monkey.
Like an actual fucking tree faring mammal
An actual fucking M O N K E Y
What the FUCK is wrong with this retard?????

>> No.26671039

>>26670954
I'm a monkey, will she buy me and take care of me?

>> No.26671060

bnunny brain pls andastad

>> No.26671174

yeah me

>> No.26671404
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26671404

That monkey? Yeah me.

>> No.26671501

It's the closest she found to adopt a real life nousagi.

>> No.26671703 [DELETED] 

>>26670954
>Pekora. bought. a. monkey
I didn’t realize she was into BBC

>> No.26671721

>>26670954
is it a SEAmonkey?

>> No.26671726

>>26670954
She will sell it or send it back to the pet shop soon. They are very difficult to keep.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sl17CW3wMTE

>> No.26672095
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26672095

>makes fun of ogey face memes
>buys a pet that has a fucking ogey face 24/7

>> No.26672175

>>26671039
she look for three monkey not SEA monkey

>> No.26672429

>>26672175
Not a SEA monkey, another monkey

>> No.26672453

>>26672095
Her cat is going to fucking kill and eat that thing.

>> No.26672525

pegora is the migael jackson of horolive. i hope she molests me first.

>> No.26673302

>>26672525
you're not a minor anon

>> No.26673361

>>26670954
i thought owning black people was illegal now?

>> No.26673424

Bets on the life expectancy of this treerrat?

>> No.26674199

>>26670954
Based rabbit enslaving monke seanogs

>> No.26674276 [DELETED] 
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>>26673361
turn on CNN

>> No.26675704

>>26672453
That might be a mercy considering what else could happen to the thing

>> No.26676568

>>26670954
MONKEYPOX SEX LETS GOOOOOOOO

>> No.26676670

>>26672095
What the fuck is that creature?

>> No.26676766

>>26670954
She shoild've bought a chimpanzee instead, now that's a real monkey not this bootleg tree rat ''''monkey''''

>> No.26676784

Wtf why? Bet she is going to abandon the pet once it becomes too difficult to handle just like how Baelz abandoned her pet cat.

>> No.26676927

>>26670954
what's next? pekora saying nigga then explaining that she owns a monkey and that it gave her the permission?

>> No.26678037

>>26670954
Aren't monkeys a huge pain in the ass to take care of?

>> No.26678118

>>26671721
Yeah me

>> No.26678154

>>26676766
And give it Xanax

>> No.26678172
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>>26671404

>> No.26678306

>>26670954
is wrestling tier kayfabe so people never guess right who peko is

>> No.26681018

>>26670954
wait really I need proof

>> No.26684676

>>26670954
It help her think Moona wasn't too bad

>> No.26684838

>>26670954
Source?

>> No.26685291

Come on, guys. You're smarter than this.

>> No.26685672
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26685672

>>26681018
>>26684838

she bought herself a galago / bush-baby
to perform war-crime experiments on.

>> No.26686023

>>26670954
>monkey
Not all primates are monkeys you stupid retard FUCK

>> No.26686039

>>26670954
Well, at least someone is adopting homeless Deadbeats.

>> No.26686063

>>26676670
bushbaby

>> No.26686124

>>26685672
Reminds me of a sugar glider

>> No.26686215

>>26686124
They're more solitary than sugar gliders. But they also mark everything with their piss

>> No.26686482

Cats are fucking vicious creatures. They might not eat the bushbaby if the cats are well fed, but they sure as hell will slowly torture it to death while "playing" with it.
But Pekora is not dumb enough to let them interact with each other without a cage or supervision, right?

>> No.26687086
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>>26672095
That is a fucking predator and its prey.
>but they're sho cyoot
Women were a mistake.

>> No.26687128
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Monke…

>> No.26687162

pekorandom brain

>> No.26687335

>>26686124
I thought so too for a bit and was worried cause sugar gliders die to even the slightest of anything if you aren't an experienced pet owner.
As for a bush baby... I got no clue what's the pet ownership record for those things

>> No.26687569

>>26676784
>just like how Baelz abandoned her pet cat.
Did that really happen?

>> No.26690021
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26690021

https://youtube.com/shorts/e8RvW4jQX4s?feature=share
https://youtube.com/shorts/kMcAK5Ui5ao?feature=share
https://youtu.be/Ehnc7fJOxPk
As Bush babies propell themselves mostly through their powerful hind legs and tendency to stand up straight they do kinda look like little furry people.
Apparently the sengal bush baby which is the type pekora has is super popular in asia.
Interesting animals I seriously hope pekora is capable of taking care of it

>> No.26691846

>>26687569
Check out her pet named "beastie". It's no longer with her. She let it go.

>> No.26692109

>>26691846
>checks it out
>it's nothing like anon claims
What an absolute shocker.

>> No.26692245

>>26672095
Sopa de macaco uma delicia

>> No.26692313

Sea monkey

>> No.26692920
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26692920

>>26692313
U called?

>> No.26696401

>>26670954
she cute

>> No.26696582

>>26692920
your missing the fb_img, faker

>> No.26697742
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26697742

She's going to take perfect care of it, I believe in wildlife understander pekora.
In case you were born under a rock this is all part of the PekoMiko restoration arc. Mikochi said "nigga" once, and Pekora now she is black. Shrine maiden (assistant/butler), the one who showed a young Pekora (Jackie) the wilds of Kenya (vtubing). The bush baby will bridge the gap between her and Miko, leading to reunification.
I love the symbolism she puts into everything. It's pure poetry. I wish her, Jill, and inevitably Miko, all the best.

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26698180

Quick, someone call the police! That woman just bought herself a weird pet!

>> No.26698263

>>26670954
SOPA DE MACAAAAAAACO
DE
MACACO

>> No.26698275

Correct me if I'm wrong but don't you have to put nappies on these monkeys? Or are its small, rabbitlike poos just going to get vacuumed up by pekomama's weekly cleanthrough?

>> No.26698348

>>26671726
She'll probably keep it until it dies an early death, and go on break for a month. Pekora's the jap equivalent of one those roasties that keep Chihuahuas in a purse.

>> No.26699721

>>26698348
I hope she buys five MORE of these LITTLE BUG EYED FUCKERS, and they INFEST THE ENTIRE HABITAT OF HONSHU! THE TIME FOR THE BUSHBABY BUSHIDO UPRISING HAS COME, AND THEIR TOTAL SENGOKU IS UPON US.

>> No.26702530

>>26671726
>all bush babies engage in "urine washing".
It feels like so many things went wrong for this adoption to happen.

>> No.26703619

>>26670954
Miko is allergic to them

>> No.26703729

>>26670954
___ ____ ____

>> No.26703768

>>26670954
If I was making that much money, I'd also buy a monkey.

>> No.26703848

>>26687569
She rehomed it. Seems like she was raising it by herself in some isolated corner of her parents place because the rest of her family is allergic to cats but as it started getting bigger the environment was too cramped for it to live healthily.

>> No.26704460

>>26703848
People who are allergic to pets are subhuman. Literally, genetically incompatible with the human experience.

>> No.26709912

Is that the jamaican voiced animal's sidekick from madagascar movies?

>> No.26710150
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26710150

>>26690021
>Apparently the sengal bush baby which is the type pekora has is super popular in asia.
What kind of popular?

>> No.26710283

Don’t listen to anyone saying these are hard to look after or piss everywhere I had one and it lived to a ripe old age and never pissed anywhere but in its litter tray.

>> No.26711133

>>26670954
Just get a rabbit, guinea pig, hamster or a fucking rat like a normal person would. Women are retarded

>> No.26711941

>>26710150
As pets for rich people in Korea and Japan, far too expensive for hungry Chinese peasants, and not endangered enough to be aphrodisiacs for the Chinese elite, in short Chinese are subhuman

>> No.26712306

>>26710283
Isn't it less that they piss on things and more they piss on themselves so they always smell bad and are always yellow stained?
Tho it is good to know their litterbox trainable I hope pekora is smart enough to do that

>> No.26712538

>>26670954
i can't wait for her torture monkey videos

>> No.26712618

>>26670954
Maybe someone should explain to her on twitter that slavery's been outlawed for a while already.

>> No.26712959

>>26670954
Source?

>> No.26713289

>>26712959
Here
https://youtu.be/Rl_3xDuaplg

>> No.26713482
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>>26713289
Its a fucking monkey, holy shit you werent kidding
Is she ogey?

>> No.26713689

GOD I LOVE THIS RABBIT

>> No.26713970

Isn't that a vey tacky/ nouveau riche thing to do?

>> No.26714053

>>26713970
Well pekora is super rich so it was inevitable she was gonna use her wealth for something

>> No.26714184

>>26714053
I used to wonder why rich people always spend money on unnecessary shit like luxury cars or mansions, but then I realizes it's the same feeling as when you save up a few thousand bucks and really want to buy something you couldn't before. Basically until you spend the money on something "big" life just feels the same as it did before, so you feel compelled to spend it even if you don't care about what you spend it on

>> No.26717269

>>26704460
okay, animal-brain.

>> No.26718140 [SPOILER]  [DELETED] 

>>26670954
Million pity stream when?

>> No.26718294

>>26685672
What website is this?

>> No.26718545
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26718545

Monkey seller-san
I need your strongest monkey.

>> No.26719930

It's not fair. I want to piss all over pekora's house too. I want to shit on her bed, maybe even in her bed.

>> No.26720521

>>26670954
her name is moona

>> No.26720687

>>26709371
Cute monkey

>> No.26724275

>>26712538
Million pity peko

>> No.26726233

>>26672095
I'm sorry but I burst into laughter at this comment

>> No.26734256

>>26713482
Technically, it's a protosimian and not a monkey. Still a primate.

>> No.26734379

>>26713970
Maybe she should buy a house for herself and move out. I assume Pekomama doesn't have a loan payment on their home anymore. If Pekkers hasn't paid off the loan, then she should.

>> No.26734929

>>26717269
Humans only evolved to the society we have now by harnessing animals.

>> No.26735874

>>26734379
Maybe she just likes living with her mom

>> No.26736223

>>26735874
It's really common to live with your parents as an adult in most Asian countries

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